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ghost horses
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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Mermay Special Prompt 3
“Are you kidding? No one goes to Gotham, that place is like,” Aquaman made a motion with his hand, a not-quite grimace on his face. “Like things should not be living in the water, like it should be impossible, and things should be dead, but they aren’t and it’s like, like the equivalent of an undead apocalypse over there!”
Bruce rolled his eyes behind his cowl, taking a sip of his coffee as the others continued drinking. Socialize, they said, it’ll be fine they said. Well excuse him, but the waters weren’t that bad. Sure there were always dumped bodies, and chemicals from the rogue attacks, but it was far worse at one point.
One thing he’ll always be relieved for is how the… curse (thank you broken statuette back in the beginning of his vigilante career that fused with the other many curses of Gotham) made the people of Gotham actually care about the waters around them.
Though also, he couldn’t help but thank anything that might be listening for the fact that the curse only interacted with Gotham waters, because losing legs with any risk of a drop of water would be downright annoying.
“No dude, you don’t understand, no one goes there for a reason! That shit is horrific- someone saw a big thing with bits of rebar stabbed straight through it and still chased after a big alligator-thing!” Oh. Oh that had been him. Oops. Hopefully his kids didn’t find out about this, but they were probably already on the cameras. Dammnit.
#Prompts#Batman Au#DC#DCU#*WHEEZE* H20 Au#Gotham is the eldritch cryptids of the Atlanteans#Very dark colored in scales but with razor teeth & so much poison#And some bioluminescence that’s the only warning in the murky waters#The kids do in fact already know and are laughing at him#This may result in them pranking any Atlanteans skirting around Gotham’s waters lol#If you’ve ever seen the aberrations from Dredge that’s similar vibes to the Gothamites compared to normal fish & atlanteans#Let them be eldritch & lovecraftian in vibes#merfolk#mer au#mermay#mermay prompt#batman#justice league
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I have someone at like a story idea where Danny is like Princess Yue from Avatar last Airbender
Danny is the physical body for the ancient of space sometimes they just form in the infinite realms and get a physical body along with it and sometimes I just get an essence and have to wait till a body comes along to actually gain consciousness
Danny is that body but the idea is the Justice League is trying to make peace with the infinite realms and the council of ancients have decided let's do a deal we give you a the high Prince of the infinite rounds he stays with you for a month and if he comes back with good news of you humans we will not go to war with you
And the Justice League trying to keep peace agree they were not expecting to see a white hair teenager wearing a heavy layer traditional Komodo with a crown that has mini planets circling around his head to go along with the crown
And Frozen bits of Lazarus water floating around him to add to the exquisite that the boy carries himself with
Danny besides to base his personality off of Dora and princess Yue so no one can connect normal human Danny Fenton to High Prince Phantom Of The Infinite Realms Young Ancient Of Space
Also I just have to crack site of Danny looking at the Lazarus pits that the bats have in the cave because he's staying with them first and going it's a bit Rusty but I can work with it
Proceeding to use the Lazarus pits to make him a pair of pajamas or Danny acting like he doesn't know anything that much about the human world and it's just going along with most things
Danny Phantom acting like a Proper Prince from ancient times it doesn't understand modern teenage things just a mess with Justice League
The Justice League trying their best to appease to a teenager well also trying to stop the US government from starting a war that they will definitely not win
Oh boy, you had a real big brain time with this one :)
The Justice League had been tasked with temporary guardianship over Prince Phantom, Heir to the Throne of All, Steward of Stars.
Adored by the consciousness of the very Realm he will eventually rule over, it would fall upon Earth's best heroes to keep him safe for one entire month, and not a second less.
In exchange, loyal Halloween, also know as Fright Knight, and the King's armies wouldn't take action against Earth as a whole for the actions of one group falsely calling themselves government agents. "Let the Justice League actually deliver said Justice" had been the Prince's comment during a meeting of the Ancients. Before the Ancient Space had been through the cycle of rebirth this last time, there had been no heroes to protect the Living. Only their many divided leaders.
As Danny Fenton, they had caught whispers of the Bat on the rise, of a little Bird to follow after. Of a human, blessed by Hermes who always arrived on time. Of many, many more to follow, taking up arms to fight for Earth and her people, in defense of Justice. As Phantom, newborn half-ghost, and rising Ancient of Space, they heard of many departed souls that sang praises of the heroes, who forgave them for not making it in time, who were happy to have met their favorite before the embrace of Thanatos took them.
If this "Justice League" truly stood for Justice as they claimed, then Phantom would take a chance and trust them.
A week after the accord had been signed by the three leading members of the Justice League, Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, gathered in a meeting room to welcome the arriving Prince and his Council.
The first sign was the way the temperature dropped, followed by the sygils painted on the wall by Constantine and Zatanna lighting up toxic green. Bleeding inwards in a lazy spiral, the glowing light swirled into a spinning rift between dimensions, out of which walked Firght Knight himself, settling to the side of the portal, and standing at attention, ready for the rest of the Council to appear.
As the light from the portal became a pale, icy blue, a hand in a white, claw-tipped glove appeared from the portal, the hand's owner following after it, while the loyal Knight moved to bring his elbow up, so Prince Phantom could grab it and let himself be led out of the portal. The fact that the Prince's Fright Knight rested his free hand against his side, instead of the pommel of his sword, was a good indicator that they expected Phantom to be welcomed and safe here. They would do their best to ensure their trust was not unfounded.
Upon first glance, as the ghost of the hour floated out of the portal, the most attention would be paid to the Crown that sat on the teenage-looking ghost's head, all iridescent metal with little miniature planets orbiting each spike.
The Prince looked around the room, evaluating each of the three League members present, almost silent, if not for the way his long,almost elfin ears twitched, making the chains attached to them jingle pleasantly, little galaxies hanging from the metal and swirling lazily. A quietly howling star filled the silence, until Phantom turned to chirp at the portal, calling in the rest of the Council to step forth.
Not all of the Ancients gathered, this time. For the handoff, only those that Phantom named as family would be present. Frostbite, Pandora, Lady Dorathea and Clockwork.
Frostbite, the Yeti and Pandora, Guardian of Hope, the main caretakers, as his parents. Clockwork, one Brother of Space, now Mentor and Grandfather. Dorathea, Cousin and confidante, who insisted that Danny arrive in the best fashion to be found in his Lair. And through all his past turns of the cycle of rebirth, Danny had accumulated fashions uncountable, for his Fraid to enjoy.
Today, Dora had insisted to dress him up in a black kimono, specifically the one that faded from black, to dark blue into pale icy blue. Snowflakes slowly fell all across the length of the cloth, turning a formal piece of attire into a moving art show, as snow fell in lazy patterns with each step Danny took.
"Batman. Superman. Wonder Woman. Thank you for your kind offer of hospitality while I remain in this Realm." A furry hand on his shoulder led Phantom to sit in the closest chair, thumb nudging gently against a freckled cheek in silent support as the Yeti almost glowed with pride for his boy.
"It is nice to see you well, Prince Phantom." Wonder Woman took the lead, as was the usual when discussions between the three main Justice League heroes involved the more divine or supernatural aspects of the world. "We have some ideas for who will host you for the duration of your time here, and were hoping you might give your opinion."
The plan was for, at least initially, to have Batman host their guest. Both Clark and Diana knew the Dark Knight of Gotham would be a better fit for a Prince's stay.
Clark, with his irregular schedule as a reporter and his sons, and Diana with her work as a museum curator, were both too busy to host him. Bruce, on the other hand, would have the space needed, the free schedule needed to care for a teenage royal, and, most importantly, other teenagers already in his care, to help the current youngest of the Ancients acclimate to the modern Era, and specifically the Gotham lifestyle.
One signed contract later, and Danny floated in front of the Zeta tubes, feeling the rumble of working machinery, the humming of electricity which Danny knew deep in his bones and Core, would always recognize what killed him in this life while keeping his face as neutral as possible.
Right now, Danny was just Prince Phantom, Heir to the Throne and Rising Ancient of Space. Fenton could take a break from his crazy parents and their fixation on ghosts, and Jazz didnt need to spend her entire day worrying about him and smothering him in affection.
Highly advanced machinery was an interest because it was new, not because he wants to take it apart and see what makes it tick.
Thus, misdirection in place, Danny's Core studied the signals coming from the portal frame, and the rift just beyond, waiting to open.
"Your Highness, are you ready to go?" Ah, that would be Batman, standing at his side and watching him. He sounded...soft. The ghosts of Gotham always spoke of how soft Batman was towards children and, Ancient or not, right now Danny was, for all intents and purposes, a teenager.
A dead teenager, and that was bound to tug at the Bat's heart.
So, with a big smile, and big, curious eyes, Danny turned to face the Dark Knight and curtsied just as Dora had taught him to.
"I am indeed ready. I wonder what kind of home Gotham's favorite Knight lives in!"
"Before we leave, I should tell you, there will be others there. My children are a chaotic bunch, but they will be curious about you."
"Of course, no Bat is truly complete without his colony. You speak of them with pride. I will trust your judgement. So long as no one asks me how I died, or anything too personal, I won't take offense to being questioned by your children."
Stepping through the now active Zeta Tube set all of Danny's ectoplasmic nerves on end for a second, a slight feeling of too much settling in his bones at the difference between this and the portal that had brought him to the Watchtower.
Stepping out of the Zeta, Danny shook the pins and needles from his hands, blinked at the lighting change, and stepped into...a dark cave, full of very advanced tech that his inner Fenton pitched to get their hands on, and several small fluffy bats chittering above, watching the newcomer with judgemental eyes for a few seconds. Chirping a greeting at the gathering of eyes settled their agitation.
Clearly, good manners worked with Bats of all kinds.
"This way, Prince Phantom." Distracted by the Bats above, Danny had missed Batman ducking into a changing room and walking out as Bruce Wayne, Beloved Prince of Gotham, and all around Himbo Dad.
Mimicking Fright Knight previously, Bruce held his own arm up so Danny could hold onto it as he was guided to an elevator out of the Cave. He even pretended to stumble just slightly over the step out of the platform, looking around at the actually quite cozy but also really big office the elevator doors opened into.
"I thought people didn't live in castles anymore? Is the Knight of Gotham the exception?"
The eye roll and fond sigh had Danny cheering internally. The man DOES have a sense of humor! Not a fruit loop, after all!
Maybe this will be a fun little vacation.
Maybe, just maybe, Danny can hope that the GIW problem will be resolved, and he won't have to go to war against the Living...
Perched in the rafters above and spying on her dad and the pretty boy they'll be hosting, Cassandra Wayne almost stumbles at the sheer force of the sudden Hope-Glad-please don't be a dream that blankets the entire Wayne manor.
#dpxdc#ancient of space danny#Danny's pulling a Brucie and acting like an innocent prince who never touched a piece of technology#Cass sees right through him#but for the sake of Fun and Shenanigans she won't tell#ok maybe BatDad should know#but he's usually good with letting her brothers enjoy their pranks and jokes#i can see Cass and Danny immediately bonding while using Danny's act as a cover for Cass' increased number of pranks#first prompt ask#this feels like a milestone of some kind :D
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kurama has access to forbidden strains + shiori wedding shenanigans
#based on. y'know. the forever weed punkitt comic you've almost definitely seen#notes: this is a regular brownie kurama just wants to mess with kuwabara a little. get pranked lol get mischiefed upon#he wouldn't want either of them to be under the influence during this for safety reasons emotional reasons and not embarrassing his mom#reasons. just so we're clear. but if anyone could make forever weed brownies it'd be kurama#this was. so much fun to draw :3 and i've been thinking about doing a yuyu redraw of this. my original idea was that yusuke's next big case#is him retrieving king yama's stolen forever weed and either he or hiei (who stole it) is in the weed-eater's shoes#anyway lol#yyh#yu yu hakusho#skrunkart#kazuma kuwabara#kurama#shuichi minamino#shiori minamino#SHE HAS A TAG LET'S GO#forever weed brownie
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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:
#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#dc robin#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake is a menace#tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else#so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted#there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm#it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage#Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave#It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left#For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd#just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol#Tim drake is unhinged and petty#Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman#I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne#Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him#and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???
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i love the “i can’t pay the mortgage this month” videos. satoru doesn’t even know what that is, he bought your house in cash, you say the word mortgage and he’s super confused he calls nanami to ask if that’s something he should have for the house—“it’s not like insurance right? i swear we have all that, we even have hurricane insurance because i saw a super scary videos online once nanamin oh my goodness the poor little cats clinging to the roof i almost cried. anyway do we need that?”
#mie.txt#this is also megumi he’s like well. i’m not paying the mortgage either gojo is LMFAOOO#nanami is like ‘sweetheart you never pay the mortgage why would you start now?’ like he’s somewhere between confused#and exasperated bc a part of him suspects you’re messing with him he’s learned to pick up on your pranks#first of all. yuuta barely knows how his own rent gets paid automatic billing is a beautiful thing#yuuji is so sweet about it he’s like well duhhhhhhhhhhh i wouldn’t ever let you pay anyway silly girl! …. absolutely babe of a man#you tell this to izuku while he’s dead tired on his feet after a long day of hero work and he blinks. once. twice.#and then is like ‘but baby… you never pay the mortgage? i would never have you pay the mortgage?’#all his words are very confused and sleepy and like. he wakes up in the middle of the night#and is like ‘hold on. we don’t even have a mortgage babe what were u talking about??’#katsuki is like ‘eh? why would you start doing that now who do you think i am 😐 asking you to pay for that’#💌
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pre-stream percy design thoughts
#id in alt text#my art#cr#cr1#critical role#the legend of vox machina#percy de rolo#cw blood#wanting shorter hair after joining vm is because hes going to be actually interacting w people again (& being the face of the party)#so he decided he needed to look more presentable. after however long of not really caring about his appearance#or maybe someone tries to cut his hair in a prank war lol that also works#speaking of i think it'd be cute to draw someone else cutting his hair but idt he's letting anyone near him with scissors anytime soon. so#also ive never worked in a forge but i imagine its similar to woodworking in that long hair is a Hazard. ok hope this helps
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Bruce: Listen, Clark, could I stay at your place next weekend?
Clark: Uh, yeah, of course. Is everything okay?
Bruce: It’s going to be April 1st.
Clark, with dawning realization: Ah.
Bruce: Exactly.
Clark: Is this an escape or a plot?
Bruce: It’s a tactical retreat to allow for strategic planning and implementation.
Clark: Both then. Got it.
#you can’t tell me that April fools day wouldn’t be insane in the Batfamily#outlandish pranks#chaos#shenanigans#psychological warfare#it’s got it all#Bruce looks at his sweet childrens’ faces and nopes right out of there#he’ll go hang in metropolis for the weekend#let just enough information slip#that his kids think he might be hooking up with Clark AND Lois#and then once they’re sufficiently traumatized from that they’ll leave him alone#while they continue their own methods of chaos#perfect#bruce wayne#clark kent#batfam#april fools
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Thinking about how q!Bagi told very depressed q!Bad earlier today that he would be stuck together with her for the whole day, and she really did, never once leaving him alone
and Bad ended this day that started off so sadly saying “I think we had fun today.” :’) q!bagi I love you sm thank you for being there for your friend when he needed it <3
#he did cry a little bit at the end#but if bagi wasn’t there today I’m 100% certain the stream would’ve been hours of angst and depression#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp bagi#madrugaduo#shadyduo#like she kept giving him flowers#directed his thoughts to productive things and investigations instead of letting him spiral#went along with his silly pranks#so glad he wasn’t alone#she’s such a good person and friend I adore her
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Okay yes odysseus absolutely fumbled first meeting with penelope. He was an absolute goof. Tripping over himself, blushing, loosing games because penelope waved at him, getting caught mid lie ect ect
But have we considered penelope was equally a mess?
#Odypen#Odysseus#Penelope#the odyssey#epic the musical#Pre-canon shenanigans my beloved#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love#It's so important to me that odysseus and penelope remain equal on every level#Odysseus pulling off the poor bumpkin island king breaking into the private rooms of the Spartan family and getting caught#Penelope shrieking and chucking vase at odysseus's head#Odysseus: What do you want from the market I'll buy you anything#Penelope: how tf are you going to get me courting gifts aren't you broke?? You brought 3 gifts for Helen's hand#Odysseus: tripping and nearly falling on his sword bc penelope waved at him#Penelope tripping into her room and getting tangled inthe strings because she saw ody from her widow#Meet ugly my beloved#Listen listen I see so many things about odysseus being obsessed with penelope and penelope being the calm cool collected one#And that is not the case#They are the same person#Also I feel like teenagers in their first relationship are never graceful they are all goofs and that's how it should be#Let them be silly!!!#Odysseus: I need her to be mineeee Athena: fuck I need a break from this nonsense goes to see what penelope is doing#Penelope: weaving odysseus's face into a wedding dress athena: I don't know why I bother#Odysseus: going to pull a prank running into penelope trying to pull the same one
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Happy Halloween here's Bendy tormenting cup
#please please please let bendy be a freaky guy#let him be strong he deserves it#cup has an ego bendy should prank him more#art#babitim#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#inky mystery#babtqftim#bendy and boris the quest for the ink machine#the inky mystery
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landduo is awesome because they'll say they hate each other and want the other to die horrible deaths and live through horrible fates, and mean it! but then they'll also do things for each other that are so kind.
they'll support each other through it all while still being little hater bitches as much as bbh may plot scheme and prank we all know he's clingy and always leaves gifts when he's gone too far
and for all the insults foolish throws bad's way he can read bad like a book and is patient will all bad's antics when anyone else would have been driven insane by now
no matter it be platonic, qpr, or romantic or just up in the air you gotta admit they're close
and even if you're not a fan you can count on their character interactions to always be interesting
#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp foolish#land duo#foolhalo#crossposting my landduo appriciaction post bc i'm p happy with it#i''m sure i missed some stuff but that's ok#remember when qbbh implied they're family#remember when leo said her favorite place was bbh's farm bc they used to hang out there in the early days#remember when bad did the building inspector prank and foolish was shocked the fed could break bbh#remember when bbh could see when foolish was missing leo under his happy facade and offered to hold his hand#remember when qbbh pole danced for foolish to cheer him up after leo's first death#remember when foolish offered bad a place in the dragon tower when the eggs got taken#remember when foolish let pomme and bad keep their vacation home for a while in his home#remember when foolish asked bbh to call him a dirty little muffin#oh wait that was yesterday#ok i'll stop#they don't speak fondly of each other but there's no doubt in my mind that they care for each other#ablate in their own 'have not attachment' immortal way
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hey guys, the ending of alex rider season 3. i will never get over it. yassen is free. he saved alex and in return alex freed him from scorpia. i imagine he's gone off into retirement, back to his home country, just like he planned to.
#i was already sobbing my eyes out during the last like 10 minutes of the last episode#but like then the scene happened#where alex was about to get pranked by scorpia one final time but yassen ended it#i fucking lost my mind#i was expecting it and hoping and begging for it and HE CAME THROUGH YASSEN IS A LEGEND#this is from the books btw#the fourth book where yassen kept wanting to kill off damian and dip he said he wanted to retire#scorpia never would've let him#but in this universe he's free of them#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#alex rider season 3 spoilers#alex rider season 3#yassen gregorovich#alex rider
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nameless bard ameno archon au.............
#i feel like he'd be. more stubborn and serious than venti is#in terms of confrontation that is#i imagine that their dynamic is. it was mostly bard who rallied people for the rebellion with his words and music#leading charges with his lyre and music#and venti was an equal in terms of being the bard's beloved friend#but in terms of leading humans? Venti didn't do much. couldn't do much#so it was the nb who was a leader to the humans and rebels while venti was support with his wind#and also got to fool around and play pranks on others while they were focused on nb#leading to barbatos' later 'hey lets play lets play lets play' attitude while everyone else was like#'barbatos do some work'#au archon bard probably Visibly does work and has a more serious demenor about it#vs venti's yeah he keeps tabs on his people but he's playful about it#au where venti and nb are co(?)archons like ei and makoto and just screw around in mondstadt#enjoying their hard earned freedom. is that too much to ask. for them to be happy is that#au where they're alive and together and happy pls#genshin talk#......but can you also imagine au if venti was the one who died like kdlhfslkdfh statues of wisps around the city bc thats#the only form nb knew him as lol
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Fred: You should question authority more often. Percy: Wha-I question authority! George: Asking your boss "can I have more work" is not questioning authority. Percy: Well, technically, that is a ques- Fred: Stop it.
#hp incorrect quotes#source: red vs blue#percy weasley#fred weasley#george weasley#weasley twins#fred and george#this is their relationship in a nutshell#listen they mock and prank him#but lets face it#the twins LOVES percy#they tease him because they can#and they love the attention from him#btw no one else is allowed to mess with percy
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Really wish we got more time with Loki and Thor together in the MCU, because the opportunity to have Thor fuck with Loki's hair to make it static - just to piss him off - is phenomenal
#thats why he wears enough gel to hold up a fort innit#overall their sibling dynamic wasn't entirely lost but it's still food for thought#comics mayhaps.. save me comics#goes tenfold for Loki doing weird shit back to him. i bet he was pissing himself when he saw the buzzcut#mcu not letting loki be a little shit successfully is also one of my main gripes#god of mischief = god of sarcasm and bad attempts at betrayal says Smart Guys At Marvel#- also the fact that midgard pranks literally don't work on thor#he's been living with a mage that's hellbent on making him feel stupid for 1500 years. the ancient spell of updog does not harrow this man#mcu#marvel#marvel comics#thor#thor odinson#thor mcu#loki laufeyson#loki mcu#loki
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