#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hijinxinprogress · 5 months ago

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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:

#tim drake #dick grayson #robin #dc robin #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake is a menace #tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else #so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted #there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm #it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage #Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave #It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left #For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday #Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd #just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol #Tim drake is unhinged and petty #Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman #I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne #Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him #and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???

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