#let's have steak

[blaqcats-fics]

been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

[h0wlthew0lf]

jesus fucking christ this art is old on this acc lets get caught up

[imtomiee]

I was looking at the archive.p shop for lookism merch and...

What on gods green earth is he wearing...?💀 Also he took white ghost too seriously I think he has anemia cause no fucking way 😭

[digitalis-obscura]

okay okay another good poll because i’m between sets at a concert and bored

reblog for sample size u know the drill

[pickingbelovedoffthesofa]

I know it’s already being talked about that all the leather-gays knew Izzy and treated him with a level of reverence. But honestly, that isn’t new. In season one, Geraldo treats him that way, Jackie (to an extent) also seems to have a lot of respect for him. He is a known and respected figure. He deferred to Blackbeard and Blackbeard only for a LONG time.

THAT BEING SAID…. The way he rocked up to Steak Knife who only didn’t recognize him at first because he had to look down to actually see him… I thought FOR SURE that the joke was going to be that Izzy had been his dom and that was how they knew each other. And tbh, I’m not sure that that’s wrong exactly. It would make perfect sense if Izzy was a switch. He’s obviously (and canonically) a masochist who has extremely subby tendencies where Blackbeard is concerned, but the way he toys with Lucius and other crew members shows that he has a whole other side to him. And god bless, because the way that man can wield an ✨implement✨ 😩😮‍💨

[the-squeege]

love this animal… the o’hara brothers…

[screams-for-three-hours-straight]

*smacks my brain with a stick* BE NICE *bonk* UR FRIENDS CARE ABOUT U *bonk* ITS OKAY IF UR A LITTLE ANNOYING *bonk* PPL WHO TRULY CARE ABT U STILL LOVE U IF UR ANNOYING *bonk* YOU HAVE HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS NOW *bonk* IF SOMETHING WAS WRONG THEY'D TELL U *bonk* NOBODY IS LEAVING U OR PULLING AWAY FROM U *bonk* U ARE JUST PARANOID BC UR A TRAUMATIZED MEOWMEOW *bonk* U ARE NOT LESS VALUABLE THAN OTHERS *bonk* U ARE WORTHY OF THE LOVE AND KINDNESS UR FRIENDS GIVE U *bonk* U DONT HAVE TO EARN LOVE *bonk* U DONT HAVE TO BE PERFECT FOR PPL TO VALUE U *bonk* U DONT HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE PERFECT AND OKAY WITH UR OWN SUFFERING *bonk* ITS NOT WEAKNESS TO LET PPL IN *bonk* THERE IS NO PIN U MUST WAIT ON TO DROP, UR FRIENDS DONT SECRETLY HATE U *bonk* U ARE VALUED AND LOVED U DUMB BITCH *bonk* U JUST NEED A SNACK AND SOME SLEEP *bonk bonk bonk* SMOKE SOME WEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[confused-alot]

“So I think he’s a guy who came to L.A. with a death wish, and at the end of the day, he ends up sacrificing himself to save the people that he loves, but he no longer wishes to die — so that the sacrifice actually means something.”

tim i’m gonna kill you

[ornery-old-bitch]

Happy mother's day you old bitch

You are no child of mine.

My blood is not your blood.

Unless you brought some bambi blood for me to fawn over; in that case I may consider a blood-for-blood relation trade.

[deputygonebye]

@rickgrimesdoingrickthings asked:☕️🍩🥪

Hello, my beautiful darling!!

I could literally drink/eat coffee, doughnuts, and sandwiches all day - and that isn't a lie! Boston cream doughnuts are my weakness, just for the record. Anyway, besides mentioning my food habits, your message has got me thinking. Of course, of our two favorite police officers!

Shane and Rick have certainly gone out on lunch dates. How could they not? Patrolling the mean streets of King County in the squad car can take a lot out of someone. Letting offenders know they have the right to remain silent works up an appetite. Small diners on the corner become frequent stops for a bite; eventual familiar faces. Sometimes they can actually spend a few minutes at a booth and eat. Other times, they have to settle for a drive-thru burger and fries, gulp down their fountain sodas while in high-speed pursuits. Truly, Shane has spent just as much money on Rick for lunch than anyone he's ever taken out on a romantic date. In the very least, the totals are almost equal. But he knows how lucky he is. Sometimes Rick spoils him, too, lets him get a lava cake for dessert.

Be it breakfast with coffee and doughnuts, or a lunchtime sandwich with bags of chips, Shane and Rick are usually always spotted eating together. Outside of work or during it, it doesn't really matter. Food is their love language!

[howdotheyliketheirsteak]

Hey just as a heads up, if you submit a character with no official physical appearances/image please include SOURCED fanart WITH PERMISSION from the artist. i like having the image in the post it makes it more cohesive and allows for vibe based decisions for characters someone doesnt know yet

[chewablepebbles]

Man I don't miss being this angry. Those sedatives sure blunted a lot of things.

[chimmyminds]

my allertgies are so bad rn im self medicating with pepzi max nad i didnt eat enough yesterday so i keep losing time and staring at wals i need to watch some music vidoes..mmmmm music videos...my love...

[wewontbesleeping]

I remember reading this thing as a kid that was like “it’s as easy to bite through a human finger as a carrot, your mind just won’t let you do it”, and I was instantly like. That’s absolute bullshit. I’m 10 and I know that’s not true. Watch me prove it by attempting to bite my own fingers off. And guess what? It fucking hurt. But I still have all my fingers. Anyways, I’m stressed because of my math course rn and I was stuck on a particularly nasty set of problems, and I kept thinking “just fucking bite off your fingers and it will all go away”. And I wish I could

[butchyena]

hospital will only let me order breakfast food until noon like oh im sorry did your daily shipment of frozen salmon not get here yet