#let vee cook

[my-inlaws-callme-verny]

brent strikes me as someone who gives really good massages.

he grew up doing a lot of sports, so i wouldn’t doubt if he taught himself how to work some of the knots out in his muscles (or could tell someone how to, at the very least).

vernias takes advantage of brent’s, ahem- services, the most out of the three, simply because he dances on top of just working out. nick and sophist ask for a massage once in a blue moon, either when nick pulls a muscle while trying to improve his bench pr or when sophist wakes up sore after sleeping in a weird position.

whatever the occasion, they all start the same: brent has them face-down on one of their beds shirtless, laying their head on a neck pillow that sophist happened to own for the many airplane flights he takes. brent picks out some lotion, usually for vern he’ll grab an eczema-safe blend that nick bought for him (it was a gift from years ago, but vern’s refused to buy any other brand since). he warms it up in his hands as he straddles their lower back, and finally gets to work.

the lotion takes away a bit of the roughness in brent’s hands while he digs his thumbs into the divots of their spine, slowly moving his hands underneath their neck. he kneads their shoulders, trying to find any sort of tension in their muscles. once he finds it, brent presses his hands down on it and smooths out each knot with a special precision that can only be described as magic. there’s been plenty of jokes made about “what else those fingers can do” that were met with “shut up” and a groan that trailed off into snickering. brent doesn’t make noise often when he worked, but usually sophist makes a pleased noise whenever brent runs his hands over a sore muscle for the first time. brent’s chest gets a little tighter hearing him, with how insecure sophist was about making any sort of noise during the first few sessions. brent can wring a sound or two out of nick and vern, but they’re usually sighs or shitty jokes about his mashing abilities.

brent works the rest of the lotion into their back and gets off of them, putting the bottle away while they continue to lay in bed. he usually does these massages on a whim, so he almost always has something afterwards he needs to attend to. unfortunately for brent, his boyfriends seem to think that post-massage is the best time to cuddle. they’ll say anything to get him in bed with them, like “it’ll only be 5 minutes” or “the bed’s already warm.” he tells them he’s too busy, but either way he seems to find himself under the covers with arms wrapped around him, hearing a muttered “thank you” against his chest.

[my-inlaws-callme-verny]

i’ll add this here, but i’m 99% certain nick has said that he has/was diagnosed with adhd.

during the crasher cup there was a sporcle 1v3 and during the section of “fill out the lyrics to the campfire song song from spongebob” Nick mentioned that as a kid he would listen to that song on repeat and said it was because of his undiagnosed adhd.

idk if he meant it as a joke but considering he has a degree in business from a ivy-fucking-league school (which is so interesting because much of the gifted-kid-to-burnout pipeline in nd students is attributed to not getting the needed “push” from schools later on, which i doubt a school like princeton/yale would struggle with) i’d believe him.

Tbh I think most of the crashers are ND in some way: i think Vernias said that he was diagnosed with ADHD, Sophist too and he self-diagnosed himself with aspergers, and it's clear that Brent has autism. Nick is the one who I think either masks his ND too well or could be NT.

THEY DID

God how did i forget, im up thier ass about everything else. i knew about vern saying he had adhd but it just slipped my mind.

I feel like a poser, someone told me about sophist and the autism test he did. I didnt know he said he had it after that.

I was so afraid of diagnosing youtubers i said two nd dudes were neruptypical.

Horeshoe theory got my ass.

Anyway, my thoughts on nick are up in the air, one interesting thing i noticed is that he tends to stim alot. Vocal stims specically. hes got this odd noise he makes in videos now a days when somthing bad happens. A kinda “meep” sound

Neurotypical people stim, it could be hanging out with them alot caused him to mimic the behavior ironically enough. He does do it more then the others tho (except brent)

They also only really do it with eachother on camera not in thier collabs. They all vocal stim and kinda creates a cycle which is extremely relatable to me.

im 52 percent sure nicks got adhd tho, i will need to see more evidence

[akkivee]

still kinda not over ichiro taking a bite out of his hamburger in the leaders bonus hypster track and going 'it's so good!! it tastes really meaty!!' lmao

[twilightakiishi]

day 2: best way to a person's heart is through their stomach! ♡ 

"yamato. quit clingin' on me." "just one more!" mwah. ".......yama, please. you're so heavy. go cling on chika." "yeah right. I'd rather not have grill marks on my face." sluuuurp.

burgers for pookiebears. chika's tummy is rumbling! ♡ 

[zestials]

RETIRED ????????? i'm laughing my ass off. but this raises so many questions bc like ... does he just have enough souls to fucking retain him in power ??? man got a demon pension ???? 🤔🤔 he's just out there making everyones lives harder ( except carmilla's ) i love that for him.

[my-inlaws-callme-verny]

sorry my bad i’ve been sending you transfem sophist thoughts via electromagnetic radiation.

i could rant for hours about the religious symbolism that surrounds transfem eevee headcanons and i’m not even joking.

My brain keeps switching between catboy Sophist and transfem Sophist.

Someone help me.

[sunlit-mess]

do you ever plan on making adam art? i just think it would be funny to see him cussing in filipino

Y'all trust me, I want to draw em hellaverse characters HAHA

[sl-vega]

300 FOLLOWER EVENT COMING SOON

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Soooo, hows the Arc Vee treating you? 👀

computer, deploy journal entries from the front lines (last night):

EIGHT EPISODES REMAIN. CANNOT FUCKING FATHOM WHY THIS SHOW NEEDS EIGHT MORE EPISODES AT THIS POINT IN THE PLOT. BUT ANYWAY. a sort of madness is beginning to take hold in me and i am not responsible for the consequences that are brought upon this world from it.

[my-inlaws-callme-verny]

okay hear me out: king of soph cuddling.

they don’t strike me as people who would initiate affection (whether they want it or not), so when they finally get into a proper relationship it’s impossible for them to keep their hands off each other (not like that you FREAKS).

i could see them spending a lazy afternoon on one of their beds, brent lying chest-to-chest on top of sophist while editing a video. sometimes he’ll rest his head on his shoulder to get a closer look at his own laptop, whether he’s making sure a joke lands or that his subtitles match up. sophist won’t say anything but he’ll lean his head against brent’s and hum in contentment.

sophist’s playing something on his switch, using brent’s waist to keep his console upright. it seems to be a pretty low-stakes game, judging how brent doesn’t feel him tense up often or mash any buttons. in fact, the room is nearly silent except for the ridiculous banter coming from the laptop’s speakers. neither of them mind it though, if anything it serves as a reminder that they still love each other in every moment (and with every star stolen, no matter how much sophist will deny it).

either that or they’re snuggled up together on the couch, in some spine-breaking position that nick and vern cannot fathom being comfortable. but it is. every crevice between them is filled in by limbs and hands and fingers that draw them closer until the only thing moving between them is their heartbeat. it’s a silence they can’t get enough of. they stay pressed against each other like flowers in a book, hoping that the weight against their chests will be enough to preserve this moment forever.

[veestar4911]

i fumbled so hard never let me out of the house again.

first bass lesson wish me luck!!! 🍀

[akkivee]

an update on yamada home clues lol

i was tagged that sasara➡️ichiro visited the bathroom in the leaders soul swap event so we know they have a bathroom lmao

and one of the collabs hypmovie has is with a real estate service!!!! they have posters with the characters’ home wants and for ichiro, he says he wants a kitchen big enough for multiple stoves, so that man is def feeling stifled by his small kitchen lol

[deadghosy]

Okay so I just started reading Hazbin stuff on your blog, but they're AWESOME!! I'd like to request some Catnap!reader headcanons with the Vees if that's possible?

SURE! Thanks for the suggestion anon🦆💗

CATNAP! READER W/ THE VEES FOR A DAY

prompt: one of the Vee’s grabbed you out of now where and brought you to their tower to hang out.

You didn’t know how this flat faced person got your attention…more like grabbed your tail like a untrained child 😭

Vox grabbed your tail dragging you to the Vee’s tower as you sighed, leaving some red gas out of your mouth annoyed.

I feel like somehow you would agree to hang out with the Vee’s as long as you don’t see them in your hellish life forever.

I can imagine a picture of you and the Vee’s taking a selfie, but Velvette is on her phone, Vox is smiling at the camera, and Valentino is trying to blow a kiss at you.

Valentino was trying to cook for the other two Vee’s and you only for the kitchen to burn down as you and Velvette order take out as Vox gets the fire extinguisher. Valentino is trying not to touch the ✨pretty fire✨

I headcannon Valentino finding you attractive because if your tall frame. But also your smile as you just stand there smiling having your hands behind your back.

Imagine Valentino showing off his guns and you’re like. “Who needs guns when I can do this.” You said smiling as poppy gas slides through your teeth and knocks Valentino straight out on the ground when you smirk.

I can see the Vee’s and you going in a shopping spree and you decide to fuck with them and spend almost all their saving worth. Vox knew what you were doing so he stopped you.

I feel like the Vee’s will try to use try to get info on Alastor. But that’s mostly Vox so it would useless as you don’t anything form Alastor other than Alastor hates when you knock him out for bedtime

You literally sat there as Valentino was trying to get you to watch one of his sex tapes…you knocked him out and left the room as you grumbled.

I can imagine if it was sleepover it would chaotic as hell as Vox would be the one to fall asleep first and duct taped to the ceiling as the other snicker

For shits and giggles, Velvette will say you give off Lana Del Rey vibes as you just side eye her saying, “what tf you know about Lana Del Rey?”

You two are the best music buddies of modern genre.

Imagine a cute little headcannon where they all have secret matching bracelets and they let you have one.

Vox brought you on his channel to talk about your weird and cocky appearance. You were just on there to be clowned until you smirked letting poppy gas as the camera man fell breaking the camera.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! You dumbass cat!” “I’m dumb?” You said glancing at the man beside you as you slapped him smoothly with your tail as he had a shocked face touching his cheek.

I can see Valentino trying to get catnap! Reader to wear heels only for catnap! Reader to break them in their hands shaking their head no as they walk away again

I headcannon that the only V that catnap! Reader finds tolerable is Velvette because of her whole personality and not how she tries to bring catnap! Reader down

You definitely have that fun friend troupe with Velvette which is sweet and wholesome.

Velvette and you were hanging out on her side of the tower as she was getting you dressed in [style aesthetic]. You actually liked it as you gave her a thumbs up and grin.

I headcannon Velvette and Vox to try to make you do those dumbass TikTok dance trends with them so they could get #1 on the trending board.

I can imagine catnap! Reader ordering one of tose bug zappers to only electrocute Valentino

Velvette posted you and her doing a fashion walk as Angel was shocked seeing this on her page and shows the staff of the hotel.

The hazbin hotel gang will be like: “why tf is our resident hanging out with them?” As you are just trying to see why people even love the Vee’s.

I can headcannon that Vox forced you into a group chat with them

I can see that every time you hang out with the Vee’s, your phone gets blown up with worried text from the hazbin hotel crew. And then Vox will try to hack or get into your phone to disable your phone.

I imagine you and Vox literally shitting in each other. Like you say “why as you so short.” While he thinks of a comeback to say back to you.

I headcannon that if you and the Vee’s played uno together, you’re rigging it. Cause ain’t no one gonna win today.

At the end of the day, you left their asses as you used your red smoke on them…well idk about Vox cause that bitch has a tv head. You probably gave him a virus to circuit.

BRO WHO TF MADE THAT SMIRK FOR CATNAP?! EHH? Anyways I hope you guys liked this🦆💗

[idiotlaintelligent]

I um... May have made a master post for @fizzyboy's wasteland au...

I was very bored :p Doesn't include stuff any asks or wrong shrimp btw

Fizzy's masterpost/Team one (i couldnt get the pictures looking right)

Their boosted forms

"Twisted" Forms

Updated "Twisted" Shrimpo

Rage Shrimpo First Concept

Group 2: Finn, Toodles, Goob (and blobby!)

Their boosted forms

"Twisted" Forms

Prismatic Finn

Prismatic Finn [Revamped]

Comic-Verse

Group 3: Brightney, Shelly, Razzle and Dazzle

Their boosted forms

R&D Design Idea

"Twisted" Forms

Comic-Verse Shelly's Concept

Group 4: Scraps, Gigi, Flutter

Their boosted forms

Group 5: Rodger, Vee, Pebble

Their boosted forms + overclocked

Group 6: Cosmo, Teagan, Tisha

Their boosted forms

Lavender Form

Group 7: Sprout, Glisten, Astro

Their boosted forms

caramel

DANDY

Let's Talk About Dandy (pt 1)

Dandy's Comic-Verse Form

Connie and Cuburt's Intro to Tumblr

Looey Is Canon

Connie's Telekinesis

Vermin

Wilson

Comic Verse v. Doodle Verse

Hug From Connie

Ichor Resistance Scale

Pre-Destruction Lore!

Anger-Withdrawal Shrimpo

Trauma!

Source and Cuburt

Rupert

Cuburt's Regeneration

Lil' Blobby Lore

"The Scoundrel"

All Negative Forms

Under the cut: Sillier Posts and Comics

Sillier Stuff:

Doodle Mountain!

Astro Doodles + "New Moon" Form

Gifs!

Big Bork

"Good vibes."

What Did You Do?

Other Brush

Who Cooks?

Bobette

Timeframe

Cuburt's on the Death List

"She finna taz ya"

Square Pupils

Hard to Draw

Faceless Shrimpo

Cuburt's Hands

Swingin'

Blob Kids

Signs

Shrimpo Fire

Poppy Hates You

Rodger Can't See Jack

Ghost Finn

"TOO SERIOUS!"

Dandy and Source's Dynamic

Teagan Dropkick

BUFF BOXTEN

Fluffy Goob

Fumble (His Addition)

Wizard Toodles

Nerdburt!

Albino Blot

"Calories"

Winter Fit

Resting Furious Face (Colored)

Flying

Flying Pt. 2

"Confused."

Cuburt Boolynski

Right Arm Stronk

Swapped Source and Cuburt

"Meow"

Comics? (yea they're def comics)

"Injury"

Cuburt Casually Destroys Yang! (idk if this counts as a comic but oh well :p)

"Someone's dying..."

Taijitwo Fight: (prequel)

"No trade too far."

Yin and Yang Reborn

This is all just stuff that wasn't asks, I'll do that tomorrow, I've just been working on this index for 6 hours and am tired. Prepare for a part 2 post. Sadly I couldn't fit everything I wanted to (particularly the character gifs, finkins, and your part of the slumbrrr collab) because Tumblr only allows some links at a time.

Part 1 / ?

[my-inlaws-callme-verny]

yeah i have been noticing that a lot, family/having a family seems really important to him (especially with him posting about watching The Patrick Star Show with his niece/nephew and then teaching his younger sibling how to download league of legends) and i have a whole other rant for that involving what issues i think he might have with himself due to growing up in the church

but back to being delusional: during that moment where sophist had everyone else compliment him and brent said “i hope my kid grows up as intelligent and handsome as you” do you guys think brent knew how important having a family was to sophist, so he intentionally picked a kid-oriented compliment?

just some food for thought

Bro I just started randomly thinking about how Sophist so clearly wants to be a dad.

Like, on their most recent Lethal Company video, he adopts something that is very clearly a baby monster but refuses to let it go.

And if I recall correctly, in the REPO video, he also wanted to keep a little guy who was trying to kill them.

In The Game of Life, he mentioned how he wants to be a dad when he's "like 30". Maybe he's realizing how close he is to that age and the dad instincts are hitting hard.

Do you guys also think he would "baby!" In the same tone he says "kitty!"

[voxslays]

Hi i loved your Hazbin Men as Dads Writing! Maybe you could write the same for the Hazbin Woman x reader as parents if the Idea intrests you ;-) ?

OMG OFC!!! I was thinking of doing a sequel lol but I wasn’t sure if I should. Now I definitely will though! <3

HAZBIN WOMEN AS MOTHERS

Featuring >>> Charlie, Carmilla, Rosie, Sera, Velvette, & Vaggie x Reader as mothers!

Rosie:

Let’s be honest, your child is going to be a cannibal. Assuming the three of you live in cannibal town together as a family, (which is very likely), this may happen sooner…like before your baby turns a year old…BUT ANYWAYS-!

Your child will grow up surrounded by Rosie’s loyal subjects. Nobody in cannibal town would dare lay a hand on your precious child, but for the few outsiders who try…let’s just say they pasta way. Their ashes may or may not end up in Rosie’s spice cabinet, and then on your dinner plate…but rosie is such a good cook!

Rosie would be such a good mom. Sure, she is a very busy woman, but she would always make time for her little (demonic) spawn! Overall, 10/10 parenting.

Carmilla:

Carmilla is already a mother, she has lots of experience. Having two or three daughters, (I can’t remember how many she has in the show lol), she has seen it all. She knows all the tricks. She is strict…but loving!!!

She is shown being protective and willing to anything to save her daughters, so it would be the same for your child, if not more. She would not let the poor kid out of her sight for the first few months. She knows hell is a dangerous place, and will teach your child how to defend themselves from a young age.

Like I mentioned with Valentino in my other post, Carmilla would likely have your child learning Spanish young. It is very important your child is well educated both in language (and fighting). But then again, she’s already portrayed to be a good mother in the show, so what did you expect?

Velvette:

Oh lord. With her there is no way your child isn’t a mistake. Velvette would be ‘way too busy’ to deal with a child. She is one of the Vees and the top designer in pride! What did you expect!? She doesn’t have time for some random child!

Velvette is literally an adult screenager, so like Valentino I don’t think she would be very responsible with your baby. Velvette would leave your child unsupervised, or under the supervision of one of her models who wasn’t busy at the moment, while she does fittings and preps her models for the next big fashion show.

While in public she puts up a front of being too busy, in private I think she would genuinely feel guilty. Overtime I think she would grow to care for the child, teaching them all about fashion and social media. She is totally the type of mom to show your child off on social media or just create an account from scratch. Its safe to say your child is already a star.

Charlie:

BEST MOM EVER??? I mean first of all, she is the princess of hell, and with her personality, that basically means your child is going to be spoiled rotten! Your child has all the (mostly duck themed toys, brought to you by Lucifer) they could ever dream of. This child is royalty, and will be treated as such.

She would NEVER yell at your child, god forbid the poor kid cries…she might start crying too! Charlie is also always up for playing with your child. Whether it’s arts and crafts, dress up, dollies, etc. she will drop whatever she’s doing—or finish it up quickly—and play.

Grandpa Luci is also around very frequently. He has just reconciled with his daughter after all, and his daughter has a daughter??? If Charlie wasn’t spoiling your child enough, Lucifer is doing ten times more. Every time he visits he brings your child a trinket, like one of his ducks, a duck themed onesie, or just a sugary treat.

Vaggie:

Literally a carbon copy of Carmilla but like ten times more protective. I mean how could she not be? Her precious child is living under the same roof as the radio demon! (Let’s just say that if Alastor steps within even ten feet of your baby he is getting threatened with a spear to the neck.

I feel like she would be a boy mom. Not in the tiktok boy mom sense, but I just generally feel like she would get along better with a son than a daughter. No matter which one you have though, she will love them unconditionally.

Supportive of her children’s dreams in the same way she supports Charlie’s. She is always very supportive, but can sometimes be a little doubtful. However, to balance that out, she always brings good advice to the table. I can also see her keeping secrets, like the fact she was an exterminator from her child until they get older.

Sera:

She’s like Carmilla but more angelic. Sera is very strict and by the book, and would expect her child(ren) to be the same. She can be hard on others, especially her children, but in reality she just wants the best for them.

If the two of you had a child, I feel they would be a mix of Emily and Lucifer. Kind, energetic, and a dreamer. This worries Sera a lot. She lived with Lucifer in heaven, she saw his dreams. Sera watched him fall for the dreams he tried to make a reality. Therefore, she would try to stop your child from turning into a dreamer.

Overtime, I think she would realize that your child’s dreams are nothing like Lucifer’s, and would become more supportive. Overall, Sera is very overprotective, strict, and hard on others, but she is truly looking out for their well-being.