#let the record state.....

[keferon]

Hey, saw that you're having a bit of rough day. :(

I'm almost finished the next part.

But, would you like Prowl to bully "the wet bread moron" Josh? (as a treat. there's a part I could slide it in) Like a little petty revenge like get back at people being jerks to orcas?

-GLC

Oh I would absolutely love that yes🥺👉���

[doux-amer]

[essektheylyss]

I think Orym is a fascinating character in a way that is often underappreciated, because he is fundamentally a soldier, he was trained as a soldier, and that's... not a bad thing? It has no moral indication, and certainly doesn't imply that Orym is going dark. In fact, in the current circumstances, Orym acting as a soldier is very important and may actually get them through this in one piece.

I do feel that this aspect of his character is frequently approached in the fandom as an afterthought or even swept under the rug, or flat out viewed as a flaw to be overcome (especially given the overall landscape of military conflict in the real world), but being a trained soldier is not inherently indicative of specific morality or ideology. I think it's a judgment that also gets levied against paladins, because, much like any organized forces in fantasy are equated with modern militaries, fantasy worship is equated with Christianity (sometimes in the guise of 'organized religion' with all of its problematic connotations). It's incredibly black and white, and it doesn't fundamentally make sense in much of Exandria, but in this case especially.

You cannot fundamentally map the Tempest Blades onto any real life military, because the task of the Tempest, and Ashari culture as a whole, is protection against both extraplanar threats and also the malicious or misguided intentions of those on the Material Plane trying to fuck with the elemental planes. This is distinctly different even in universe from, for instance, Caleb, who was trained as an assassin in the name of nationalism, or Yasha, who was trained to be a leader in the name of tribalism.

And these two threats that the Ashari are tasked with resisting are both frequent, credible, and existential! Failing at this task is liable to have major sweeping repercussions for the rest of Exandria! It is highly probable that a soldier with Orym's training is expected to need to make incredibly difficult decisions in defense of the common good at more than one point in their life—decisions that would make every person who laughs at the premise of the trolley problem shit their pants.

And crucially, Orym wants his friends to get out of this. He has in fact already promised his entire life to ensure that they do, because he also fundamentally needs them to be able to do what they came for, without hesitation, because the singular mandate that he has devoted himself to is protecting the Material Realm from extraplanar threats, and regardless of the fact that the rest of them do not have the same training, that is also the task that the Hells have chosen.

If Nana Morri can get the Hells out in one piece, regardless of what choices they make, then their personal risk doesn't matter. I imagine that Orym isn't going to tell them that, because given the scope of the threat, there's not necessarily a guarantee that Morri can make that happen, so the rest of the Hells have to make the choice themselves to take the risk and trust that the others have their backs. And in the end, if Orym has to live with that no matter which way fate plays out, he will. He's already had plenty of practice.

They're at war, and that's how soldiers operate. Because when they're behind enemy lines, it's the only way missions get completed and they have a chance of making it back alive.

[molinaskies]

Just saw Sonic Movie 3.

This is a spoiler free, vibes only review:

LOVED IT. I have some objective, movie-making-perspective quirks about it, but it’s once again another love letter to this franchise. If you have the ability to see it, I hope you do!

Last thing I’ll say is to the group of girls sitting behind me who held my hands and cheered at our victory, if you happen to see this, you are my people 💞

[linka-from-captain-planet]

already seeing "ugh male Rook with Neve in the trailer... that's a LESBIAN" posts on twitter and I'm beating them with a big stick that says "you can HEADCANON whatever you want about anything ever but your HEADCANON is factually incorrect and if it chaps your ass even a little bit when anyone up to and including the literal creators of the character disagrees with your HEADCANON then that's fully a you problem and you should consider developing coping skills about it rather than contributing to this fandom's legendary hostility by policing (even in a manner you'll claim was "joking" when someone stands up for themselvs) people who are only enjoying their own playthrough, headcanon, or ship" and by stick I do mean the block button

[homierotic]

small fry, big yawn

[respectthepetty]

What Would Jesus Do?

My siblings in sin, come with me on a journey of obsessive watching.

Let's rewind the tape.

Non was going to kill them himself!

Non and New are the same!

New read Non's script. He understood the assignment. This is exactly what Non wanted.

Non listed all the ways these boys fucked him over: bullied him, tortured him, made him work the hardest; then, New listed all the ways they fucked him over: broke his family, released his brother's tape, lied. But unlike Non who couldn't complete his revenge, hopefully history doesn't repeat, and New can finish what he started.

Because as many people have stated, New is no longer acting on behalf of Non. This has gone beyond Non. These boys ruined lives, plural. And if anyone is going to follow through with what Non wanted, it should be his brother.

Nobody gave two fucks what Non wanted when they were using him. Not a single one of these jerks, so now is not the time to start thinking about "what Non would want" since it didn't matter before! Don't hit me with the "What Would Jesus Do?" when shit gets real because Jesus would have flipped all the damn tables and starved your kids, Phi!

So, no, I don't think Non would want this.

I KNOW he would want this!

Manipulate. Murder. Mayhem.

[authenticcadence18]

Yall we are actually getting new phineas and ferb this year I just remembered and am feeling like. Giddy, 2010s era joy about it 🥺🥺

[il-predestinato]

What did you guys get other people [for F1 Secret Santa]? Max: "Well, I gave that to Mick, and I got an F1 cover with three times Charles on it ... so Charles of course gave it."

(Max, he didn't even ask what YOU got. You just find any reason to bring him up... 🤭)

[cream-and-tea]

in this day and age the humble tumblr oc creator is often afraid to admit that their character has a pearl su thing going on because baby cartoon steven universe was so mired in the discourse trenches and/or a bit to much of a baby cartoon thus depriving themself of a very effective shorthand for explaining their fucked up creations deal. “ooooo onesided devotion” “augh toxic yuri” “ough characters dragging their past behind them like a dead body forever” “oh what if a love triangle but it acknowledges the part that’s gay” so you’re saying it’s over isn’t it isn’t it isn’t it over? i understand.

[explodingstarlight]

WHO ARE THESE TWO I NEED TO KNOW I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS SO MUCH WHO ARE THEY !!!!

https://www.tumblr.com/explodingstarlight/747441619339558912/a-bit-late-but-a-welcome-back-from-burnout-gift?source=share

Oh, hi, hello!! Always lovely to meet a new face!

These lil guys are Xor & Nova--colloquially known as the Cyberspace Duo (get it?). Nova is my Rise OC/turtlesona, while Xor belongs to the very cool and rad @snailsnaps ✨

Xor 🤝🤝 Nova: Meeting for the first time while running away from their own fanclub of angry Hidden City residents (did you mean?: angry mob)

Both Snails and I have some additional art and references for the both of 'em, so you're always welcome to check 'em out! Most of my own posts are under the #rise nova and #cyberspace duo tag (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

(and thank you so much for your ask & kind words!! <3)

[qworflordking]

who else witnessed the glory this morning... father in law KNEW it was a rough monday

[gigisriley]

i was doing a tarot reading earlier and pulled the wheel of fortune and my first thought was “omg creature of habit reference”. so in conclusion it’s poisoned my brain (i NEED chapter 4)

this is. the best compliment i have ever received. i’m literally giggling and kicking my legs and smiling and grinning and cheering and clapping and

little chapter 4 crumb for YOU and YOU ONLY: 

[hopecel]

its also hilarious if they reveal coach scott never burned down the cabin like jokes on you i already supported him even when i thought he did it

[nicollekidman]

THE FINAL RECKONING

[catboygirljoker]

(fully aware of how unhinged i sound) hey is it just me or was he breasting kinda boobily here

[video ID: a short, silent clip of xigbar walking out of a dark corridor towards xemnas and ansem. end ID]