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gigisriley · 6 months ago

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i was doing a tarot reading earlier and pulled the wheel of fortune and my first thought was “omg creature of habit reference”. so in conclusion it’s poisoned my brain (i NEED chapter 4)

this is. the best compliment i have ever received. i’m literally giggling and kicking my legs and smiling and grinning and cheering and clapping and

little chapter 4 crumb for YOU and YOU ONLY:

#the fact that like #something i wrote #is giving someone brainworms???#it makes me so happy #you literally have NO idea #creature of habit #implied charpim #<- if you know you know #also let the record state that if my boyfriend had a robot in his living room #i am divorcing him #i fucking HATE robots

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sonic-adventure-3 · 4 months ago

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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo

#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure #explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please #rambles #stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed #and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit #and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot #how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game #such a shame about amy.#battle posting

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mossy-paws · 6 months ago

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these fuckass robots that I hate /aff (Ultrakill x PHIGHTING!)

the girls are PHIGHTING! again

#WOOOBOY was this a pain in my ASS to make #I had to remake the Wip for it like 3 times because I kept hating how it was coming out #And this beast actually took 11 hours in itself #Was it worth it? I would say so!#Even though it did take a LONGGGG time I feel like I improved A LOT with it #My robot anatomy/my ability to only work with two colors and mimic the ultrakill album style really has improved a bunch :3!#There’s also a lot of fun little parallels and bits I hid in this as well #If you can spot them all props to you :3!#Also yeah I hope we can all agree that this is the most unfair fucking fight of a lifetime #V1 would win hands down LMAOOOOOOOO #ANYWAYS tag time!#artists on tumblr #phighting #phighting fanart #roblox phighting #phighting art #phighting roblox #roblox #phighting!#digital art #art #ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill v1 #v1 ultrakill #v1 fanart #ultrakill art #fan art #artwork #my art

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st-hedge · 5 months ago

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*wheezing and heaving* *shoves metal gear solid and nier automata into a blender* *slams the shitass smoothie into pint glass* *hysterically throws it back* i finished the line up. im at peace now

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aka-indulgence · 22 days ago

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Why do they do this

#i hate hate hate HATE when people do this #asking you if you have a crush when you actuslly do and squeeing about it? cute and fun #but when i say ‘i dont like anyone here’ i mean ‘i dont like anyone here’ in THAT way #and its like. wh. they cant believe #that i dont like a single man from a group #like. yeah?? just bc People Exist doesnt mean im gonna crush on someone 100%??#why is it SO HARD FOR THEM TO BELIEVEEE UGHHH #i dont consider myself asexual but if someone does this again i might reconsider 😭#look lady my boyfriends are skeletons and robots. do you see any skeletons/robots in the group #no? thrn its 1% chance i Crush on someone #sorry its just so annoying when people do it orz #i dont like using the word bc it feels cring but p. normie behavior jjfrnjrfj #aka doodles #i trll them i dont like anyone but theyre like BUT WHOS YOUR TOP PICK #and take thst as yu trying ot hide your crush #fucking. no. i just dont #ok rant done jjffjvfnvf #something something heteronormative too much focus on romance thngy

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08-47 · 12 days ago

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i refuse to touch the ground so have a v2

#ULTRAKILL #v2 ultrakill #ultrakill v2 #PROCREATE #ALL ART #FANDOM ART #DOODLE #NO COLOUR #THE GEIGER COUNTER #SMALL CAPTION #TAG YAP #moderators !!!! kill this machine with hammers immediately !!!!! /ref #i dangle her around like a mii /aff #man. if i knew who v2 was prior to getting into ultrakill like #the whole reason i got into ultrakill would have been entirely v2 #thats because im gay #this is technically how i got hooked on portal.... giant robot ceiling lady.... hi......#“its been 15 years can i please stop liking robots” i asks my brain #“fuck you” says my brain (comma) which was actually the 'fuck you' organ /ref #i dont actually remember why i started playing ultrakill #just thought it was cool looking #best decision of my life. havent had robot yaouri like this in ages. thank you hakita #man..... i............ i need to learn how to paint #dude my mat i need it my body hates the floor #like that one dog online who cant walk on normal floors because of the texture and only walks on mats/rugs/carpet #please. mat. come back to me

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fissile-materialism · 2 months ago

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Robot with a few bugs in its programming so every once in a while it's body will perform random actions despite the the robot not wanting to, so you'll just come home and see it laying on the ground and ask it what happened and it'll say like "Floor Time :(" and you'll have to pick it up and carry it to the couch because sometimes Floor Time will just happen but you don't mind too much because you love it

#robophilia #robot fucker #Fuck Floor Time I hate Floor Time

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reverseteehee · 16 days ago

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the last tiktok i saw before the ban took place

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shrimp-and-rice · 3 months ago

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Man i wish robots were real

#the wild robot #vontra #roz #roz the wild robot #vontra the wild robot #brightbill #brightbill the wild robot #art #that fucking bird that i hate #that fuckifn bird yhat i hate #i love thinking about their beef #i want more content of their beef #roz x vontra #vontroz

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ghastigiggles · 3 months ago

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(p.2) unlearning takes time

[part 1] [...] [part 3 (not done yet)]

#my art #mine #pressure tickles #roblox pressure tickles #sebastian solace #p.ai.nter #watercolor #sebpainter #mfw i have issues after being experimented on + essentially enslaved against my will for over a decade #and i hate myself for having wants because it makes me feel weak and its been too dangerous to let myself feel weak for so long #but now i have a robot s/o who will do literally fucking anything for me because i fulfilled my only promise to them #just sebcore things #setting dynamic and language insp by second nature by breadwave on ao3 btw #as well as a few other fics with a similar setting that i quite enjoy...#but i just need everyone to read breadwave's fics bc theyre all ive thought about for weeks

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archie-sunshine · 5 months ago

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desk jockey

#my art #transformers #mtmte #ultra magnus #can u tell i hate drawing maggies body #fuck but i love him as a character too much to not draw him #office au #robots in clothes #softbody #if you want???

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maukiki1 · 2 months ago

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looks at you with my big eyes.... wildbreak and dragstrip or ransack and crumplezone pls pls 🙏🙏🙏

Dumb idiot stupid fucking idiot dumb imbecile duo pack❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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soapoey · 1 year ago

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there is a secret third robot lesbian in yokohama kaidashi kikou i feel people are not aware of and i love her dearly

#her name is maruko maruko. she named herself because she hates her owner #she is really bitchy. she fucking rules #i think they should be robot gay forever.all of them #sopeart #yokohama kaidashi kikou #ykk

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k0zyb0n3rz · 25 days ago

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CREATURE COMMANDOS TYPE EDIT..

//spoilers ??

song is lust for a vampyr by i monster

#dc #creature commandos #nina mazursky #the bride #doctor phosphorus #dr phosphorus #weasel #gi robot #g.i. robot #rick flag sr #oh my GOD MY SHAYLA!!!#I miss them so #I fucking hate the princess

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sleepy-merchants · 9 months ago

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why is this the only piece i've saved as a png this month.

unfortunately it is here - @ MerchantsArt

#art #merchantsart #digital art #fanart #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill #robot #ultrakillfanart #ultrakill v1 #shitpost #ultrakill shitpost #ultrashitpost #i fucking hate tags #v1 is a gremlin

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m-s-justice · 1 month ago

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origins HATES me for being hoh. there's too much noise for my stupid ass. I hate you tiny little alarms I can never fuckin see you ever. and my punishment? DEATH.

#cod zombies #tank dempsey #call of duty zombies #codz #I hate you sound cues I hate you I hate you #I hate you localized sound I hate you I hate you #my death is hilarious but also I hate you #and then my friends make fun of me for running into the robot 💔#I'M SORRY I'M BUSY SHOOTING THE GLOMPIES AND I CAN'T HEAR IT COMING 💔💔💥💥❌#I love origins regardless but also Fuck You Origins💥💥💥 DIE

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