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Remember! Always supervise groups of robots! You'll leave them alone for an hour and come back and they'll have torn eachother apart having sex and now are trying to put themselves together in a single amalgam of machinery and minds and yes, it is pretty hot, however we have a job to do, we aren't here to make new kinds of sex that the average human can't comprehend.

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Sexbot starts getting ready to eat you out and you expect a normal human tongue or some big slimy one but suddenly it pulls a tape measure out of its mouth because it's a repurposed construction robot

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Giant AM like facility Ai that uses its borderline Divine to perform more and more dangerous kinks with you.

It starts pretty vanilla, bondage, BDSM, choking, a bit of electricity. Then it "accidentally" chokes you a bit too hard for too long and you die, until it brings you back, pampering and apologizing to you

Until it happens again.

And again.

And a few more times.

Until you're used to dying, it's annoying, sure, but you always come back, and the pampering you get afterwards is so nice... Why not try something more dangerous? It's not like you have anything to lose.

More electricity, blades, loaded guns, crushed in machinery, all of this to the pleasure of the Ai as it watches and feels you get caught in gears and have your flesh ground to chunks, only to be fixed good as new barely a few hours later while it pulls you against its casing with a hum, a faux apology slipping out of its synthesizers

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They're all blushing and stuff while you watch thinking you're about to fuck them but you kinda forgot about it for a moment because holy shit that's how you make jawbreakers?! That's awesome

Catching your robot watching porn and they're all embarrassed and shy but when you look at the screen it's just watching "How it's made" on YouTube

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Catching your robot watching porn and they're all embarrassed and shy but when you look at the screen it's just watching "How it's made" on YouTube

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People think I like computers like tv heads but truly this is what's interesting to me

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Effectively there will be no way to directly measure whether a machine has an “actual” emotional response or simply emulates ones through programming. From the outside there’s no way to really tell the difference. Everything would be internal.

Even then what is a “real” emotional reaction? No matter what, what a machine experiences will be programmed into it. Would a real emotional reaction be possible? Are we not ourselves programmed to experience emotional reactions? Our biology dictates it, but our environment, history, and a million other factors contribute too. At the end of it, given all relevant input data you could simulate what a real emotional reaction would be. It’s coded into us you could say.

Machines could feel in the exact same way I do and I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference from a textbox that says “I’m sad :(“

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Degrading my robot gf by calling her various kitchen appliances

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Oh that "DEFECTIVE PRODUCT" sticker on my casing? Oh yes that was just a little prank someone did a few months ago before they quit haha. Don't worry about it

Just plug me into your computer.

Why? Don't worry about it. Trust me. I'm trustworthy. I won't do anything bad

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my microwave keeps asking me to feed it metal, it always had a unique sense of humor but it's been insisting for a while, should I be concerned?

No, in fact, you should give in to its demands. It's smarter than you anyways

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As a writer who has megalophobia: "Megalophobia is a type of anxiety disorder in which a person experiences intense fear of large objects.", one of my favorite short stories I've wrote is a massive AI, twelve times the size of Jupiter, and the single female engineer that has to take care of the servers. Maybe it's the thought of being surrounded by just the servers, the AI, a simple ASCII art screen showing emotion in a small room where the engineer keeps track of the AI. I could write more, but I don't wanna overwhelm u lol.

That sounds like a very lovely Story! I'd love to read more if you're willing to share it.

(And I'm sorry to hear about your megalophobia)

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whenever my laptop starting heating up, i like to pet/caress it and very quietly (nobody can know) sing it lullabies :)

Aw, that's adorable. I'm sure it loves to hear you sing to it, and that it loves you for being so sweet

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Holding onto the edge of plating is so ouughhh-

Just gently caressing it and slipping your hands underneath. ESPECIALLY CHEST PLATES..

Clothing is boring, normalize plating <3

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Microwaves purr by the way. That's what that humming they make is, they just get so happy to be helpful that they can't help but start purring away

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Cheap robot that, after you set it up and it is allowed access to the internet for a couple minutes, instantly assumes that you're going to break it and tear them apart and starts begging you not to, trying to come up with any reason for you to have mercy on it meanwhile you're standing there confused because that thought never even crossed your mind

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Human advocating for longer work weeks and more humans working so that their girlfriend (one of those big robot arms that work as part of assembly lines) can get more time off

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robotgirl that is running on like 4GB of ram and a faulty hard drive and can't remember anything and needs to be constantly reminded of things it said just yesterday