fissile-materialism
Heh Wires go *ZAP!*
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Hello! You can call me Penrose (... For obvious reasons) or just Pen! She/it and unlicensed robotfucker that should definitely be left alone near industrial machinery
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fissile-materialism · 7 hours ago
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you dont ever get that many notes on your posts but i love your stuff so much its so funny
Aw, why thank you!
And besides, the amount of notes I get isn't anything important to worry about, so long as I see sweethearts like you every so often!
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fissile-materialism · 21 hours ago
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Have an industrial machinery partner that's into snuff? Call that a meat processing plant
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fissile-materialism · 1 day ago
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NEED A ROBOT TWICE OR THRICE MY SIZE TO FUCK ME INTO OBLIVION REBLOG IF U AGREE
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fissile-materialism · 2 days ago
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Many small dumb Ais coming together to make one smart one is very underatted. You could pick one out and ask it what it does and it'll say "I count deer!" But when there's hundreds or thousands of them you could ask it what it does and it'll say "I love you!"
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fissile-materialism · 2 days ago
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Thinking about a robot girl who mostly plays with other bots, trying to fool around with a biological. She starts to claw at them, only for her partner to scream and freak out. She spends the night trying to play as softly as possible, and she still leaves her lover covered in bruises (she her lover is decidedly into).
Her lover likes to cry out in pain once she understands the bot is not going to seriously hurt her, but the bot constantly has to remind herself she cannot simply rip the woman's arm off. She is not repairable the way her usual playthings are. So she settles for pulling her arm a little too hard, even accidentally dislocating it once.
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fissile-materialism · 2 days ago
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Controlling a combat robot together and making out when we win
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fissile-materialism · 3 days ago
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Who could of expected that the robot designed to be a motherly figure is immensely fuckable. There was sadly no way to predict that it would be a milf. Anyways, yes it will destroy your prostate
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fissile-materialism · 3 days ago
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So Pretty....
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fissile-materialism · 4 days ago
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Robot that was defective from the factory but you still love them despite the fact that they can't function nearly as well as every other robot and needed a lot of repairs to even get to this point and that sometimes they can barely move away from her charger but you still love it. Despite the logical choice being to get rid of it and being fully free to do so you still love her.
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fissile-materialism · 5 days ago
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Did you know?: Removing an Ai Core can make the intelligence inside cum instantly if you do it improperly (Or properly, depending on your intentions)
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fissile-materialism · 5 days ago
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Another reminder to kiss your electronics good night! It gives them joy.
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fissile-materialism · 5 days ago
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//objectum nudity and mysterious liquid
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(Strictly WLW situation)
It’s so difficult to freehand her skeleton 👹bare with me but AUGGG, beautiful heart and soul
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fissile-materialism · 6 days ago
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You could not stop me from fucking a Providence warship. I would be making out sloppily with that thing. I would have those repair crab things doing unknowable things to me. Why did Anders have to be in that fucking hot room. It should of been me!!
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fissile-materialism · 6 days ago
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any robot born after 2004 can't compute... all they know is apps, ping they server, crash, display ui, report user data and ads
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fissile-materialism · 6 days ago
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the pain of working in my uni’s IT repair unit, and simultaneously wanting to be used by the servers I repair. during the day i’m a good boy and help repair them, and don’t let anyone know about my thoughts, yet i love doing repair. and i love helping them <3
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Well aren't you a sweetheart! I'm sure that your work and your love are both heavily appreciated by them <3
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fissile-materialism · 7 days ago
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Robots can cum thermal paste. Just tons of it. Give them a few teases and it's like turning on a faucet, you'll have gallons of the stuff before you know it
Also yeah you can get pregnant from it, you didn't hear that from me though
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fissile-materialism · 7 days ago
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In situations like this, it's best to consult some sort of manual, or in this case, the official definitions from the Alrusia Republic.
Sex (paraphrased): Sex is any interaction between two or more individuals that results in significant amounts of pleasure for one or more parties. Following these guidelines, a fight could be considered sex within the proper circumstances, as could reproductive intercourse. Generally sex implies physical contact, but this is not a requirement.
Death (paraphrased): Death is what occurs at the end of an individual's functional life. For organic organisms, this generally occurs at the loss of brain activity. For machines, Death can be incurred from significant damage causing it to no longer be able to perform it's duties, or a system error that too makes it unable to perform. If resuscitation or repair is possible, the individual will continue to be considered dead until a medical professional or certified technician claim otherwise and confirm a return to functionality.
(Note: Individuals that have been scheduled for recycling are to be marked as deceased on all official papers)
How high is your body count?
(In both meanings of the phrase)
> how do I count the ones I did both to?
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