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batgirl game with cassandra cain but it has a mechanic like “majima everywhere” called “shiva everywhere” in which lady shiva will randomly pop out of nowhere to throw hands with her daughter throughout the entire game
#cassandra cain#lady shiva#batgirl#extending my joke from the previous post about cass popping out of a trash can to beat my ass#i still have not played any yakuza games but i did read up on the majima everywhere video#which is where i got the joke of let’s get cass everywhere -> cass popping out like majima to fight people (me)
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Remaining kitties for the garden
Here are all the kitties who didn't make it to the website and their pet screens c:
^The regular kitties (The nothing option would make Error show up and just kinda glare at everybody lol and there would be mirror and paper bag options to see Dust and Horror again)
^The winter kitties (The snow option would bring out Blue and Dream, the christmas lights brought Fresh and the stocking was Ink)
^The special pairs (I don't think any of these made it to the polls lol but putting out a bed would bring Horror and Dust together, putting out a rainbow cushion would bring Color and Killer (this was how you would finally be able to pet him) and putting down comic books would bring Epic and Cross, who would finally purr when pet with his bestie)
#UTDR#UTMV#Neko Sansume#My Art#I had some semblance of plot ideas too but this post is already kinda long so I'll dump them all in tags#Error's plotline was going to be about gaining his trust. every time he showed up he would be all grumpy and maybe ruining other cats' toys#And eventually you would get the option to give him a ball of yarn that he'd finally play with#And if you gave him another he would make you a special glove c:#(This would end up letting you pet him and also Reaper without dying lol)#Dust's plot was going to be about getting him his signature hood so he could feel hidden#He would still look grumpy but he would be slightly happier lol#Horror's involved being able to feed him because every other time you saw him he'd be eating trash#Like the way he's eating a receipt in the pet screen^ you would be trying to give him proper treats#There was a plotline to get the apple twins to be friends again because of course there was#It is *me* running it what do you expect lol#Killer's plot was about being able to pet him since he was so powerfully bitey#Color was helping him work on it. when he could get Killer away from Nightmare of course#Cross's plot was about him learning to accept affection and purr after he came from a bad home#Epic was intent on helping him relax#I think that's it? There's probably more I'm forgetting but that's most of them at least c:#Like I said in the other post if anybody wants to take any pieces from this and do their own thing feel free!#Maybe I'll draw them as kitties again someday#Also thank you Pidge for reminding me so this didn't sit in my drafts for another 3 weeks lol
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9 books to read in 2025
thank you for the tag emma @hauntedbythenarrative <33









tagging @mashmouths @waltzingbi @theflowerunicorn @superhell @soupteeth @apeirotilio and everyone else i missed
#this is posting i'm allowed to do because books#im playsmaxxing this year i love plays and if they happen to help improve my dialogue then that just great#i've just started one hundred years of solitude and it's basically yeah the best thing written maybe ever#to be honest if anyone has any good novel recs i would love them please. tea keep your trash coming but also if anyone knows any good ones#that would be great#read WOMEN OF THE ASSEMBLY. if I have any impact on you please let it be that you read eccleisazusae because of me. i will love you forever
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I GOT THE SHIT BITCHES ITS TIME. IT ONLY TOOK NINTENDO 84 YEARS AHHGHGJFJFJJ


THE ADRENALINE I GOT FROM SEEING THE COVER NCNGNF AAAAAAAAAAAAA
#mario and luigi brothership#mario and luigi#brothership#mario#luigi#mario and luigi rpg#mario rpg#super mario bros#i swear to god if this game is trash#ive done some hardcore parcour to avoid the spoilers#ive seen the bad reviews but i dont give af im playing it anyway#id rather live in denail for the rest of my life#PLEASE JUST BE GOOD ILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN#LET ME BE HAPPY#NINTENDO I NEED THIS PLEASE#ILL CRY LIKE A BITCH IF ITS BAD#ILL ALSO CRY IF ITS GOOD BUT WHAT IF ITS BAD OMGGGGGG#sol box
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I HATE MY ROOMMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#this is the only safe space for me to say it#bc everyone else can see on my other socials#she’s a slob#she asks me to take the trash out yet can never do it herself#whines about her medical issues yet I can pinpoint exact lifestyle choices she could make in order to make them go away#yet she won’t do it#just wants people to coddle her and feel bad for her#and I’m not giving her that#woke me up when I was trying to sleep in bc she was talking on the phone#like do what I do and go in the hallway#also let the microwave go off#so the beeping didn’t help#comes in super late every night#complains about her life in general yet puts no effort in whatsoever#takes advantage of her boyfriend#aka my friend#and both me and my other friend have noticed that he’s now just a shell of who he used to be#bc now she’s with him 24/7#and all the while she wants people to handhold her but wants to get into medical school#yet can’t even handle her first semester of undergrad#goodbye#she acts like she has it so hard meanwhile I have a minor a job clubs and am actually participating in my other stuff#unlike SOMEONE I know#then when I’m trying to sleep#has her brightness up in the dark#or comes in with her flashlight all the way on#and is playing videos#let me sleep#bc I have to be at work for 7am#and my day doesn’t end until 10pm
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miscellaneous cowboys
#my art#graphite scribbles#Cowboy Campaign#dnd ocs#Charon (PC)#'Ladybird' (OC)#Iryo Drozdov#Dante Sparkclaw#woe. have these. bc my brain will not let me work on digital stuff again#shoutout to Charon for needing to just devour a man raw I respect that in a dog of a man#ALSO -- drew those last two in a depressive funk and a slightly more coherent mood respectively;#did not expect those to come into play in the most recent cowboy session ahsdghgjh#me when ladybird does in fact cares but dear GOD prying that tiny truth from them is like prying atoms apart#saying it out loud makes it real and making it real makes it something that can be taken away from them.#they've experienced that enough that enough for one lifetime. thanks.#another shoutout to dante for being willing to jump in and defend ladybird. lov u rock man <3#rea rambles in the tags#rea’s trash
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Looking at my joan jett vinyl picture discs and thinking about how any kpop company could make the fattest stacks from vinyl releases
#its good they dont like they make too much shit already#BUT like known for gimmicks? known for fans not actually listening to physical cds? oh vinyl would suit them lmao#im always a bitch about fake vinyl bitches tho im sorry but the amount of people who dont even have a player but ended up making the#actual vintage lp market unbearably expensive bc suddenly after 2014 all the hipsters wanted vinyls and my ass who was collecting since i#was a kid has seen firsthand how stupid it became bc ppl sell literally unplayable trash copies for so much money just bc theyre an origina#and its like... but the sleeve is in shit condition and the album doesnt play so why tf would anyone buy that for 80 dollars#but stupid ppl do though <3 so what im sayin is collecting vinyls is already ruined so skz ruin it more.... let me add to my collection lma#sorry for the bitch tangent. dont ever ask me my thoughts on thrifting either lmao
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caught myself thinking today that BOTH harrier dubois and kim kitsuragi are just like me fr and i think i have hit a new level of mental illness. my horrific floral button up is going to start talking to me any minute now. if i buy 5 more notebooks in the coming weeks then the situation has become dire
#disco elysium#i need to force my friends to play this game#so i can talk at them about it for hours#because lets be real this will not be a 2 way conversation it will be a trash fire of me going on tangents about it
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I think some of my favorite horror is when the house is going to swallow you whole. This land is cursed.
I haven't made up my mind whether I prefer if "this place doesn't care and with devour you without a second thought" or if I prefer "this place knows you and HATES you".
#so anyway- if you guys haven't played “anatomy” i recommend it. it's free last time i checked#while we're talking about video games “house. wad” is an EXCELLENT one#it blends my love of liminal space horror and “fucked up house” horror#but who could forget silent hill PT!! my beloved!!!#i don't read often- but i also enjoyed house of leaves. house.wad had a house of leaves reference which was awesome#if anyone has more suggestions of “fucked up house” horror things let me know!!#talking trash
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very old comic of Noctis meeting my Kingsglaive OC Sagitta
#He was kingsglaive who's great sin was deserting and trying to flee only to be killed in the process in the invasion#Sagitta is very much my take on a XV version of a vincent valentine figure#he sees his duty as a penance and will try to protect the people of insomnia until the king of kings has fulfilled his duty in its entirety#i hc that he uses a whip of some kind as a weapon cause i think it'd look pretty#i had played comrades in it's entirety solo and let me tell you i was miffed that my reward in the main game is noctis and crew picks trash#with my oc#ffxv#ffxv noctis#ff15#final fantasy 15#noctis lucis caelum#oc: Sagitta#kingsglaive oc
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would y’all be mad if i played the globetrotter challenge before finishing the bachelor challenge
#i played the bc a bit today but im just not feeling it#and i keep getting one billion animation errors and its really annoying#its not generating any exceptions but they cant eat food or throw away trash#and im just so excited for the globetrotter challenge#but i feel like with the bc people are expecting it#but that just makes me feel pressured and makes me wanna play even less ugh#but i also dont wanna disappoint or upset anyone#but also i already let it go on hiatus for so long#i know i should be doing what i wanna do and what i know im gonna enjoy#i wish i hadnt updated the game honestly#my game was working so well now its not 😭#im terrified of opening my legacy save if theres issues with it im gonna cry#so i also wanna start a fresh new save for a big#bit*#idk sorry for the rambling#i just dk what to do lol
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I appreciate the amount of AsterionBaldur's Gate 3 content on my dash. Alas that I'm a Xbox gamer 😭💔
#crazy that i want to play bg3 cos i never felt the urge to play da or ac#i call myself a gamer I'm really an occasional skyrim-er at this point#I'm rubbish at gaming#but i would try for bg3#right now bg3 can't try for me 😭🤣#okay i admit it i just wanna play the pretty game because cosmermaid showed it to me and my brain short circuited#please let me have nice escapism things#also it might give me more ammo to trash talk bishop who knows#i could watch m*a*s*h and find a reason to trash talk bishop honestly#not tes#mod post#baldur's gate 3
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god even just READING the messages from my ex before replying is SO DRAINING
#really stupid personal tag#he struck up convo over the new steven universe poster and MY GOD. THE TRASH TAKES.#i was so close to saying something like “lol rebecca sugar drew pearl and greg that way just to throw a bone to the pearl/greg shippers”#AND HES ALL LIKE “its a sign! peg! i want peg!” 🤢🤢🤢#i said i was disappointed fionna and cake is getting continued bc it felt like a perfect ending#and hes all “yaaaah im happy we're getting more i wanted more!!!” like pal we shouldnt crave the dead horse beatings........#just my entire face grimaces so hard with every text i read from him like getting punched in the face with stupidity 😭😭😭#please god let me get financially stable so i can legally divorce this guy and just remove him from my liiife instead of playing friendly...#fucker is trying to become a politician bc hes so obsessed with appearing good but not actually doing good sgjsgjsjsg
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stuck on the soul master boss i need to die immediately
#time to get stuck on a boss for like 20 hours 👍#i was stuck on the soul warrior ALLLL DAY YESTERDAY#i’m so trash at this game but the music is also. so damn good that i can’t even be mad#ok that’s a lie i’m still mad but it’s whatever#i hateeee those teleporting dudes so much i need to explode them in my mind#i have this bad habit of just. dashing into the enemy#no thoughts just zoom#also been watching hollowknight videos while playing thank you mossbag for ur service !#let’s hope this boss doesn’t make me so mad that i stop playing for 3 years again LMAO
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i feel, think and behave like an animal and yet i am expected to act like a human when i have no knowledge of such a thing
#this is so edgy dont mind me#i just wish i was born as a little critter sometimes#life would be more risky but at least i'd have enhanced instincts to keep me safe#right now i feel like a newborn baby in the middle of an intersection driving a bus full of football players#why couldnt i be born a baby raccoon. eating forest fruits and knocking over stinky humans' trash cans#playing in a shallow water with my raccoon buddies#diddling rocks and climbing trees#smelling wild flowers and falling asleep in a hollow tree trunk on a rainy day#when i die if there is life after death i want to be a raccoon. or if that's not an option i want to be with my f/os#please let me meet them at least then
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live action zoro 🛐
#as soon as i started watching opla i was like.. the guy playing zoro is a scorpio i know it. the vibes are there#and then i googled and he has my bday! mackenyu king !#watching all their interviews and he rly is so scorpio its taking me out#everyone always trashes water sign men but i will always be their biggest fan! the most valid men besides taurus men#so i guess scorpio supremacy? i am now my sign's biggest fan#best friendship ended w pisces scorpio is my number one now !#(just kidding i love u the most still @pisces)#luna.txt#had to let this out SORRY not astrology but opla zoro is making me feral#ive watched opla like four times now... pls#notastrology#i mean kind of astrology. maybe#im gonna try to finish the mercury post ive been half writing for a year today pray for me
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