#let me in let me in let me in

[kleefkruid]

When an American website closes down for maintenance in the depth of the night so nobody will notice but you're European

[harrytheehottie]

harry talking about how moving in with the winston's was the most transformative 18 months of his life that he cherishes :')

[jubjubious]

haha ur blind now lol

pesty thing or sum idk

[androidboy]

can i please undergo mitosis i need to be on both coasts and i need every part of me on either side

[webdings4]

its so great when you cant reblog a good post bc the op has you blocked

[strawberri-syrup]

what if i explode into a million billion pieces < still cannot verify identity

[mukuberry]

that bastard kazui has made my every day brighter and yet he'll never know it and he'll just rot in that prison cell thinking he can only hurt others or be hurt. prick

[lesbianpegbar]

WHY IS MY MANGA PIRATING SITE DOWN I NEED TO SKIP AND LOAFFFFFFFFF

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[kvothes]

so true

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[epoxyconfetti]