#leo finally watches naruto

[daily-haley]

This is so embarrassing, but I guess it's not too late (I'm a month late) to formally introduce myself to Writblr/Tumblr.

Hello to my fellow followers (and other who may come across this post) I'm Haley, I go dailyhaley. I'm an 03 baby, so I'll be 21 this year (Leo, if you even care) I've been writing since the age of 9, I started writing (fanfiction) in the notes app on my mini iPad thanks to the lack of romance in the anime series Naruto. Then I graduated to google docs where I posted first on fanfic.net, then wattpad, and finally A03.

I'm no longer active as an anime fanfic writer and deleted all of my stories (and account) that gained some popularity during the pandemic. (I'm not the person I once was anymore)

Currently, I have 1 screenplay written (unproduced) and I'm working on my first novel called Baby On Board. My daily self-affirmation is that I'm a best-selling author because I believe in my capabilities to become one.

What else? Um, I used to write/read romance as a child growing up but my writing and reading preference are now thriller/psychological/mystery/drama

I'm a music lover so here's a link to the playlist I created just to write my book (I actually listen to this on the daily because I'm always in thought)

I'm a sims lover since the age of 5 (grew up with sims 2 and 3) so now I abuse the game when I'm not abusing my brain to write.

I had a kpop phase (still do) and briefly anime (that's also a lie, WATCH ONE PIECE)

I work a front desk job but I'd rather be on the beach writing something or on set (timing)

That's all for now, or at least, what I can remember to type.

[yoditopascal]

•°✧ introduction ↓↓

★彡[ THINGS ABOUT ME ]彡★

↪ eren | she/they | late 20s | infp | probably high 🍃

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┊ ➶ hello! welcome to my page! it’s a bit of a mess but I'm trying my best to keep it organize it!

┊ ➶ status: working my ass off and going to college🫡

┊ ➶ inbox status: open! (but slow to respond, sorry!)

┊ ➶ fandoms I write for: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer/kimetsu no yaiba, dc comics (specifically jason todd, roy harper and dick grayson), overwatch, marvel (specifically wolverine, the moon knight boys, bucky barnes, venom/eddie), star wars, james cameron’s avatar, chainsaw man, d.gray-man, final fantasy, fire force, bungo stray dogs, hell’s paradise, bleach, naruto, one punch man, aot, k project, jjba, samurai champloo

┊ ➶ what I won’t write: extreme/unnecessary violence (including r*pe) , underaged smut (not even aged up), g*nplay, incest/pseudo incest (I can’t believe I even have to add this to the list yall are gross if you’re into that shit), I wont write for underaged characters at all (not even aged up, don’t ask), bsd smut (it just makes me uncomfortable), durarara in general (too many bad experiences with the fandom)

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┊ ➶ pisces ☀️ | pisces 🌙 | leo ⬆️

┊ ➶ currently watching: rewatching bleach!

┊ ➶ listening to: OOGA BOOGA! by Ski Mask the Slump God

┊ ➶ currently playing: Dead by Daylight (I got the Castlevania pack 😭)

┊ ➶ who i'm a slut for: pedro pascal, oscar isaac, hugh jackman, jason todd, wolverine, bucky barnes, venom, din djarin, shinji hirako, sanemi shinazugawa, rangiku matsumoto, pieck finger, and chobei aza

┊ ➶ please send asks if you'd like! whether you wanna pop in to drop a request, talk about imagines or headcanons, vent or just wanna have a chat, feel free to stop by!

┊ ➶ please be mindful when reading my works, some of my posts are 18+ and are not meant for minors

┊ ➶ my socials: Aequitas on ao3, cabbage_casserol on twitter and uzu.makii_ on ig!

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [ Thank you for your time ] ࿐ྂ

[pastballads]

mun meme

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍!

★  NAME:  Luan

★  PRONOUNS: He/Him/Dude/Bro/My guy/etc.

★  BEST EXPERIENCE: I... honestly can't think of any? I've had more bad experiences than good. Maybe I'd say when I finally found my footing with independent OCs with Izren and ended up buddies with Bear and his whole entourage of writing partners. I've joined up on Discord servers with people I write with in the past, but I've never had fun like we do on his server. Plus we play D&D!

★  PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: Discord is my go-to if you wanna reach me. I use Tumblr IMs too, though with how they're about as functional as a Bethesda game, I often ask if we can move over to DMs.

I've got my Discord tab open 24/7 on both my laptops, plus I have the app on my phone. I lurk a lot. But nine times outta ten, I'm more of a reactive replier, almost always messaging back rather than messaging first.

★  MOST ACTIVE MUSE: Kouki, always. Getting into the mood with him is so stupidly easy. Put on any rock music, think about any series, play a video game, whatever- and there's always something that makes me do that Leo pointing meme and think "Hey, that gives me ideas for that white-haired little gremlin!"

★  EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS: I've honestly lost track lmao. Ballpark estimate is 11-13 years since I started around 2010 to 2013, with my intro to roleplaying being those ancient Quotev quizzes and the chatroom website Chatzy. If I remember correctly, my first actual RP was either in a Sonic chatroom or a Naruto chatroom. And I've never even watched Naruto- I was going on nothing other than the Fandom Wiki. You could even say that my cringe-worthy OC there was the first iteration of Kouki. Only reason I still remember that chat was one of my writing partners died of some terminal illness. Basically drowned in her own blood.

After that, I moved here to Tumblr. It started with Pokemon blogs... then Steven Universe (where I saw them actively out-toxic the MLP fanbase and drive them out of the fanbase)... then I was the sole Soul Calibur roleplayer... then I made a Skyrim OC based on the Kid Dragonborn mod... then I fell back onto Naruto and joined the fanbase here with more cringy OCs... made my other, still on-going Pokemon blog about eight-ish years ago... joined the JJBA fandom, which was and still is the best fandom I ever joined... then I joined the RWBY fandom... then the BNHA fandom... and now we're here!

★  RP PET PEEVES:

I'm gonna cheat a bit and leave two of Bear's peeves, if only because he completely hits the nail on the head. There's just no better way to put it without rehashing things.

Excessive commentary blogging. Before it was just a lot of dash commentary that had me going 'eh'. But in recent years it's gone past that. I've become disenchanted with blogs that become largely commentary for whatever it is they're doing on Discord. All power to those Discord groups doing what they do! But it reaches a point for me that I don't really see them as indie, and it can feel insurmountable trying to interact with them if you're not entangled with their zig-zagging plotlines.

Blog hoppers. Because for a slow burner and long hauler like myself, they're the most impossible people to write with! Which is a shame, because a lot of the hoppers I come across do seem to have some writing talent to them!

Fandom RP events. When I was younger, I used to love the idea of these big events with their own plotlines and moving parts that anyone could participate in if they wanted to. Galas, holiday parties, festivals- stuff like that.

That lasted until 2018, when I kickstarted Bernadotte's original JJBA blog and brought back my long-running Pokemon blog. In the span of something like 5 months, eight separate RP events happened back-to-back in just the JJBA fandom alone. You can only try to participate and be entirely ignored for so long before it sours your whole outlook.

And I mean entirely. I remember writing twelve different starters that people asked for, responding to numerous open threads and starters, liking many different event starter calls, sending asks- the whole shebang. Not even once did I get anything back. If you enjoy fandom RP events, more power to you. But I've been burned too many times to even want to try.

★   PLOTS OR MEMES: Doesn't matter to me! Either way is great! Back in the day, I relied heavily on memes without any ideas for plot, just sending in whatever sounded like something my muse would say. Basically "Oops! All Memes!" Now? I put more thought into things. Overthink things too.

Receiving memes? I almost always ask if there was a reason or an idea driving my partners to send in that specific thing 'cause you never know, y'know? They usually do. But it really doesn't matter to me if they do or don't. I'm just happy to write with y'all.

★  ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: There's a little bit of me in every one of my muses! An example off the top of my head? Kouki is based on how I was as a kid his age. Corbin was inspired by my high school years, my love for old books and poetry, and my music tastes. My Pokemon OC was straight-up a self-insert when I started that blog. Tino came from my RWBY days and my absolute love for weaponry.

They've all got fragments of me in 'em!

tagged by: @dcviated Thanks bear! tagging: @pluviacuratio, @boomermania, @remunporium, @caestusvulpes, @fctedivided, @monmuses, and anybody else that wants to do it!

[bluepeachstudios]

Been meaning to say this, but I love ur designs for Mystic Forest. All the turtles have very fitting turtles for them, and I like the colors for all of them, & they just look cool. April & Casey look great too. And then there is their Human designs/disguises too. Which are also great. I think my favorites are probably Donnie (glasses for the win! Plus, I just look his face) and Leo (long Leo hair also for the win! Also, 1 of the pics of Human Leo had a Naruto shirt). Love their eyes too.

Waah thank you!! I hardly ever get asks about Mystic Forest, I love hearing people's opinion on it!!

The designs were originally drawn by me but @wondrous-art does the finalized pretty versions and tweaks some things. They also are on call watching me draw and helping me with the designs. I'm better at concept art then I am at finishing art fgjhdfjgh

[yzafre]

So I was doing research trying to make the scattered way "ninja" has been applied to the TMNT series I've watched so far more coherent (for thinking about foot clan internal politics reasons).

This is mostly scattered observations and stream-of-conscious rambling but -

I've got questions.

For 2003, Leo brought up Bushidō which wikipedia tells me is a samurai thing. Which, I can roll with, or whatever. Moral code, bla bla bla, it tracks character-wise.

2012 though. What.

So I remembered Raph talking to April about ranks when she finally makes... kunoichi, I think? So I went looking very shallowly looking for possible terms.

The wikipedia page just mentions (and only barely in the history section) genin/chūnin/jōnin (hello terms I first heard in Naruto). I feel like I would have remembered those being said so back to the drawing board. I went back and found the episode and.

Okay. So the exact quote is:

"Sure, you made it to the third Dan, but there's still 7 more grades, each with different levels, so…"

Googling "third Dan" got me the wikipedia page for Dan (rank). So they're using martial arts ranks. That's fine. But.

Now obviously there's only so much you can learn from a wikipedia article. I'm probably missing some nuance. But under the "Ranks in Japanese" section it says:

"In many styles shodan implies that the basics of the style have been mastered. At about sandan, the student may start teaching independently but under the supervision of their teacher."

Shodan being first and sandan being third. And I just. I find it interesting that they're using her reaching a teaching level as being full-fledged, rather than the first one. Especially since it seems like there's words for pre-shodan ranks?

I'm not really going anywhere with this (and this was probably supposed to be a throw-away banter line not needing this much thought) but I just find it... interesting? Bemusing? How they chose to transpose martial arts terms to the ranking system used by Splinter (and presumably the Hamato clan he came from?).

[spageddy29]

ty for the tag!

Last song: She's Homeless by Crystal Waters

Currently Watching: oh so many shows. Main ones rn are Game of Thrones, finally finishing Naruto, the Walking Dead, One Piece and Twenty-Five Twenty-One

Currently Reading: Call Me by Your Name, hxh vol 2 and Chain of Gold

Currently Playing: I've been playing Assassin's Creed (the one that starts in Boston idk) and Legend of Zelda (the wolf one i think) on my brother's consoles since I was like 10 and I've completed about 10% :D i'm not a gamer

Current Obsession: Trixie and Katya, but also my hxh phase is back in full swing

@officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @sasukes-grass-fed-cock @ultrastormy-ocean @killashi hey guys

tagged by @lovingempress for this tankuu~!

Last song: listening to a lana playlist and it was just on 24,,,,theres still so many of her songs i havent listend to ahh

Currently Watching: oooothis show i found called mirage blaze, has rly good art like animation,,,teh,,,,,cinnamon tography,, and also trigun stampede (then ill go and watch the original)

Currently Reading: still on heaven officials blessing! probly like halfway thru, i watched the first season and cant wait for the next

Currently Playing: nahhting ☹️ i have a playstation in storage and i dont have enough room on my phone rn to play phone games and i dont have ,,,the time to play on conputer ;((((

Current Obsession: ooooOOOOoOoo probly obsesd w any jiang cheng/anyone fics, also obsed w my ongoing attenpt to start waking up earlier,,,the earliest ive managed is 10am >:(

i tag~ @stars-on-fyre

@ghost--sweets

@bimbooctopus

@yanjing

@spageddy29

[bitegrip]

Another Terribly Disappointing Thing in the cache of naruto's terribly disappointing things is how once naruto befriended kurama we were robbed of the catharsis of those moments beforehand when he would engage kurama's chakra and it would scare people, esp opponents, shitless. i enjoy kurama's humanized characterization, but why did we have to sacrifice naruto and its established ferocity to get it? both of them fusing into a terrifying force of raw power shaped like a blond teenager in obnoxious orange clothing with a feral streak that makes opponents and comrades alike absolutely piss themselves was just too good on pure entertainment value to nerf

[serenity-songbird]

(No one requested Naruto and I just started season 1 of Shipudden so I made this series. This is an Alternate Universe with soulmates. It will follow some parts of the original story, but it will also be very different. Character powers are inspired by Webtoon's The Witch and the Bull by Moonsia. It is a great webcomic. The eyes are inspired by Tappy Toon's Who Made Me A Princess by Plutus, Spoon.You should check them out. This is part 1 of ?)

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☆ The Stars In ☆

☆ Her Eyes☆

Your name was (Y/F/N). You were a leaf village ninja. You were placed 2nd in your class. Right behind Sasuke.

You were the outlier in your class but that was okay as you were destined to be on team Naruto.

You lived in lead village all your life. However, your family was very protective of you. In response, they rarely let you play with the other kids. So you didn't know anyone else. The only one you knew was your soulmate. (Which we will get to later).

You see, you can from a very wealthy, very powerful family line. The (Y/L/N) Clan.

It was mostly a line of male lineage. The only women in the family were all married in or adopted. Not in the 100 something years had the wives gave birth to a daughter. It was a strange occurrence that had never been explained.

But over time it was normal.

The family was known for two things. Their unique power of the moon and their sparkling jewel colored eyes.

The male members of the family were able to harness the power of the moon to create amazing wonders.

They were ideal in situations that required nightly stakeouts or raids.

They were able to bring light to their allies and darkness to their enemies.

As the clan grew, some learned to use the moon's power of gravity to create tsunamis over villages during the time of war. Others were able to use the coldness of the night to freeze and snow in their enemies camps.

They were their most powerful at night, obviously, and they were at their weakness during a lunar eclipse.

The (Y/L/N) Clan was a clan of beautiful mysteries.

Then, there was you. You were an anomaly all your own. They adored you.

But they also were afraid for you.

On (Birthday), the (Y/L/N) Clan was given their very first blood daughter.

When you were born, everyone had fallen into a state of shock. Soon people around the village came to see you.

You were a beautiful, healthy baby girl. Your mother of 5 boys rejoiced. She had finally been granted a miracle. She knew that marrying into the (Y/L/N) Clan would mean she would only have sons. Yet, she loved your father and still married him. She had wanted a daughter for so long and before she became pregnant with you, was going to adopt one.

At first, your grandfather didn't believe and accused her of adultery. But the moment the child opened the same (e/c) jeweled eyes as her father, he quickly shut his mouth. The males were stunned.

Your father looked into your eyes and you smiled and giggled. Reaching your little arms out to him, your mother put you in his arms. He couldn't stop the tears and held you with so much tenderness and love. You had him wrapped around your little finger.

Your brothers has watched you in wonder. A sister? They didn't know how to have a sister. Kiku was the most excited. Mainly because he didn't have to share his toys or clothes with you. Ichiro wasn't as excited as Kiku, but he was definitely looking foward to being able to spoil you with cute things. Hiroshi and Kiyoshi, the mischievous twins, were already planning on how they would use you for their pranks. They already knew how spoiled you were going to be. Leo didn't like you at first because he though girls were gross, but then you grabbed his finger and smiled and he promised to protect you.

Your 5 elder brothers all came to see you. They were as followed by age. Ichiro: 14, Hiroshi and Kiyoshi: Twins 11, Leo: 8, and Kiku: 4.

Ichiro, Leo, and Kiku mostly had your father's feature's, with your mom's eyes. Hiroshi and Kiyoshi had your mother's features, but your father's eyes. You were a mixture of both your mother and father. With your father's eyes and nose plus your mother's hair, cheeks, and lips.

To say all the males in your family were already feeling overprotective was an understatement.

God, please help the unlucky/very lucky male to be her boyfriend...{Poor boy...}

You were a tiny little thing. Despite all your family being tall, you were the shortest. Which made it hard to navigate the big house, but you never needed to worry. Your brothers or father were more than willing to help you.

You really had no reason to complain. You were spoiled beyond compare, despite being the only bloodborne girl in the clan everyone loved you, and you had amazing, powerful gifts.

You got your powers later in life. If your family thought you were unique before, you definitely were now even more so.

Instead of the power of the moon, you were born with the power of the stars.

Within your clan, once a member turns 5, their powers are bestowed upon them. The whole village always comes to watch the miracle happen as it is always a spectacle.

As you probably guessed, the event was always guarded heavily. With such power, come enemies who wish to steal it for evil. So the Junins of the village and the most powerful ninja were on duty.

A certain blond haired boy had snuck into the closest stands and watched as well. And when you came out with a beautiful sparkly dress with your hair nice and pretty, he swooned. And his heart was won.

As the ceremony began, the people of Ninja Leaf Village watched eagerly as you repeated the motions your father taught you.

But instead of guiding the moves light onto the village, you connected the stars and summond the constellation of Capricorn. The stars lined up and shown down to reveal a goat with a mermaid tail. The crowd was silent. They stared in awe at what had been witnessed.

Then all hell broke loose.

Seeing this incredible power, the rival village attacked. It was Chaos and your family lost you in the crowd.

You tiny feet pattered on the ground as you ran. Capricorn had faded as your powers were abruptly stopped in the middle of your jujitsu.

You were scared and you didn't know what was happening.

Then a man in a black robe with red clouds grabbed you. You kicked and wailed.

"Let me go!!! Let me go!!! Daddy!!! Mommy!!! Big brothers!!! Help me!!!" The man gagged you and lept into the woods.

Something deep within you stirred and a glowing white heart shone brightly atop your chest. The man, blinded by the light, didn't noticed the boy that kicked the man full force. The man crashed through the next 3 trees as he dropped you. You screamed as you fell. You closed your eyes.

Then another bright white light followed and engulfed you. Next thing you knew, you were seeing the life memories of a boy your age.

Tears rolled down your cheeks at the sad life. The life of a Blond-haired blue-eyed boy by the name of Naruto Uzumaki. In an instant his life flashed before your eyes and was gone.

When you opened them you stared in the deep sea of blue who stared at you back. Your heart was won.

He had caught you in your fall.

He carried you into a large Bush where you two hid. It was a special bush. He would hide there after playing one of his pranks. It was thick enough to not be seen and there was a large hole under it that he had dug. It made it easier to sit up comfortably with still being hid.

You both were quiet as you stared in wonder. You didn't understand what just happened. All you knew was that this was the first time meeting each other, but you knew everything about each other.

'What just happened?' You thought in your head.

"I don't know." Naruto replied to you out loud.

Now you were confused.

"What don't you know?" You questioned him.

"That I don't know what happened. You asked me." You blinked.

"No I didn't." You had said it In your mind.

"Yeah you did." Naruto shook his head. 'Geez, is this girl crazy? How could she not remember asking?'

"I'm not crazy!!! That's not nice!!!" Now it was Naruto's turn to be confused.

"Wha-I didn't say you were crazy!!! Did I accidentally say it out loud???" He questioned himself now.

"Yeah you did!!! How did you say it without moving your mouth!!!"

"Without moving my-wait are you reading my thoughts?"

"...Are you reading my thoughts?" You gasped. "Quick what am I thinking of right now?!?!?!?" You put your fingers on your head and concentrated.

"You're thinking of when you're going to be able to eat the strawberry cake your mom made." He answered it excitedly.

"Yeah!!! You are reading my thoughts!!!"

"Cool!!! Now do me. What an I thinking?" He repeated the same actions as you.

"Hmmm. Oh!!! You're thinking of ramen with 2 eggs and some beef. Oh, that sounds good...I'm hungry..."

"Yeah!!! ... I'm hungry too..."

Suddenly, you two heard footsteps and got really still. You looked at each other.

'Maybe we should use our minds to communicate.' You telepathically communicated to him.

'Yeah. I agree.' Naruto nodded.

You two heard the man in the robe groan to himself.

"What the hell was that? That kid has brightass powers. So annoying. I didn't even notice the kid coming at me. How the hell is a kid that age so strong? Where is she and the little brat?"

He was covered in blood and bruises. There was a stick pierced through his abdomen. The man limped around trying to find you.

Naruto felt this overwhelming urge to protect you and if anyone tried to hurt you, he would hurt them worse. So he hugged you close to him.

His presence was comforting and soon you calmed down. For a reason neither of you understood at the time, you both felt safe in the other's presence. Despite the situation, you both were calm and cuddled into the other in warm security.

You didn't know it at the time, but the need to not be found and your forming bond made you hidden from the intruders. You were surrounded in a cloak of invisibiliy formed by your combined chakras.

Soon, the adrenaline and the fear faded. It was past your bedtimes by now all the running and unknowing use of your chakras tired you out.

You welcomed the darkness as Naruto's breathing lulled you to sleep as you dreamed of the boy who became your hero.

The next morning when you woke up, you felt rejuvenated. You had never slept this good. You looked over at Naruto who was waking up. You were sure that last night he had scratches from rushing into the bushes. You had them too. The man had also bruised your body up real good by how tightly he held you. You remembered the pain. But as you did a once over on you and him, there wasn't a single cut or burise.

You shrugged it off as your imagination.

"Good morning, (Y/N)-chan! Did you sleep well. I dreamt of you and it was the best sleep I've ever had!!!"

"I dreamt of you too!!! And I slept the best sleep I've ever had too!!!" You and Naruto goofily smiled at each other. Then your stomachs growled.

"Ah man...I'm even more hungry than I was last night. I want some ramen..." You smiled and crawled out the bush and held out your hand to him.

"Then let's go get some!!! My mommy makes the bestest ramen ever!!! I'm sure she will make you some once I tell her how you saved me last night!!! You're my hero so she has got to make you some!!!"

Despite remembering the event clearly, the children had felt safe and out of danger almost like nothing bad ever even happened.

You held his hand as you dragged him to your house, but stopped short at the sight before you.

The village lay in ruins. You didn't see any dead bodies luckily, but there was blood. You frowned. Naruto decided he didn't like that and made a silly face at you. You giggled and he really like that sound. He kept making you laugh by making faces or telling you jokes to distract you.

He didn't really understand what had happened either. The children's innocence prevented them from freaking out by the sights.

Then Naruto spotted Iruka Sensei and called out to him with joy.

"Iruka-Sensei!!! Can you take us to get some ramen please??? We are hungry!!!"

"Naruto! What are you doing out here. You need to go home now it isn't safe! I can't make you ramen right now. (Y/F/N) is still missing..." His immediate reaction was to scold the boy and checked the perimeter to make sure it was safe without sparing the pair a glance.

"No I'm not. I'm right here, sir!!! Naruto saved me from the bad man and we slept in a bush. It was the bestest sleep ever!!!" You waved your little arms at him as you excitedly told your story.

Iruka damn near broke his neck to look over at you and Naruto. You were in pristine condition as of you hadn't been snatched up at all. His eyes widened at your glowing hearts and joined hands and understood why you told were so close all of a sudden.

"Yeah!!! I'm her hero!!! She said her mom would make me ramen for saving her!!!" They retold the story to Iruka. He told Naruto he was very brave and did a job well done. Naruto puffed out his chest in achievement.

Before the children could say another word, Iruka had scooped them up and went soaring through the sky. The children laughed at the fun ride.

He took you home where you mother scooped you into her arms, crying. Your father and brothers had set on a quest to look for you.

Iruka explained to her what had happened with yours and Naruto's input in between.

She then scooped Naruto into her arms and attacked him with kisses. Never being shown such affection and love, Naruto welcomed it and hugged back. It didn't matter that the nine tailed beast was inside the boy. He saved her daughter and she was grateful.

He was awarded a true ramen feast while you were able to eat all the sweets you wanted. (Until the both of you got belly aches. But they were worth it).

It was explained to you that the reason your hearts glowed, and you could read each other's minds and see each other memories was because you were soulmates.

Now that you had met, it was important that you stayed together. Being apart from your soulmate for long periods of time without some sort of contact was dangerous for your souls as it would cause pain.

You didn't really understand it then, being children. You just saw it as you were now super best friends that were going to be in love and together forever.

So you were excited with child-like wonder.

When your father and brothers came back, they thought they had failed their mission. (But that didn't stop them from completely annihilating the enemies hideout). The bird that was sent to them wasn't able to find them in time and flew back to the tower.

So when the men came home dejected, they were both thrilled and suprised to see you in the front yard playing ball with Naruto.

You were then smothered by all of them at once and your mother had to make them stop before they suffocated you.

Your father and brothers did not like that you already met your soulmate so young. Not only that but, your soulmate was the child the village despised the most because of what lurked inside him.

He was dangerous.

   Still the boy saved his daughter and now your destinies were intertwined. So he had no choice to let him in. Also, his wife forced him.

The males didn't like him at first. They treated him with suspicion and mistrust. He was only allowed to see you when he was under their watch.

They wanted to force him out of your life, but they couldn't. Forcing you apart could damage your soul and kill you.

   However after you told your clan his story, they felt sympathy and regret. So after that they treated him nicer and accepted him into the family.

They also realized that it wasn't his fault that the nine tailed demon resided in him. It was forced into him at birth. It was unfair to treat him as if he were that monster. Because he wasn't.

Since he was your soulmate, they needed to make sure he protected you. So he was trained by your side. After everything, you needed to learn to protect yourself as well.

The rest of the Village was wary as well, but word spread quickly and they had no choice but to accept the boy, lest they face the wrath of the (Y/L/N) Clan...

It was because of your existence, that the next few years where he was supposed to be destined to be miserable and alone were filled with joy and love.

Next part: {In Progress}

[ransprang]

Hello !! I read through your blog and I just had to make a request!! Ur stuff looks so good

I would like to request a full metal alchemist and a naruto romantic sfw matchup if thats okay ^-^

Im a pansexual leo infp and a menace. My pronouns are they/it, and I like to play video games, as well as mess around with people with little things. Like rearranging your bathroom or stealing all your forks, that sort of thing. I also love art, any kind of art, and I love making art as well. Its something I'm really passionate about.

My biggest love language is touch, but I really don't like pda ( handholding is nice tho )

My type, judging from my track record, is assholes ngl something about mean people being nice to me

Even if you don't decide to do this thank you thank you for taking the time to read it and consider  !!

hii thank you so much we're glad you like what we do!! we also hope that you like your naruto & fmab match ups!! :D

your Naruto match up is........Neji!!

SFW

You want an asshole? oh don't worry he's Konohagakures resident asshole right along with sasuke.

This means that Neji would totally be hella mean towards you when he first meets you.

If you prove yourself to be strong in combat, Neji's respect will grow for you. Eventually, his feelings become romantic but he has a very hard time recognising them.

Neji can be a bit uptight when it comes to playing pranks but that just makes him the ideal victim for your pranks. Just sneak into the Hyuga household and slap a cellophane wrap the toilet bowl and watch him lose his shit. :D Perhaps literally.

Although initially he might be frustrated by the pranking he’ll learn to take a joke and in turn have fun devising some glorious pranks to get back at you. With that intelligence and the byakugan he’ll be truly be a force to be reckoned with plus it’ll be good for him to let lose once in a while! 

When you play pranks on other people he initially tries to stop you. Sometimes he'll let you get away with them though if you play them on specific people. He'll chuckle a bit secretly.

You make him lower his serious side a little and he loves holding your hand and cuddling with you in private. Although he'd wouldn’t be caught dead doing PDA.

Although Neji himself isn’t particular artsy, he has the Hyuuga family whole art collection at his disposal. You both spend hours in Hyuga halls looking at the traditional Japanese art.

You could also sketch his beautiful form while he practices his katas or his shuriken aim against the backdrop of the setting sun 

your FMAB match up is........Envy!!

SFW

Envy is super mean and arguably the biggest asshole in the Homunculi gang. :)

They have an excellent mean streak and would be able to come up with some truly inventive pranks for you to do together. Society would tremble when they see you both together and run to their homes.

Envy wouldn’t be super into PDA but they’d love to bully and tease you whenever they can.

Envy’s not particular artsy either but they would appreciate your abilities (and maybe even be envious of it?). 

Envy would make you draw ugly versions of lust, greed and the other homunculi just to piss them off. 

Envy deepest desire is to be able to live and love like humans so after meeting you, they’d finally have met that dream and would treasure you a lot <3 Wouldn’t stop them from terrorizing the rest of humanity though.

Your menaces,

admins san & sar

[faeerrie]

Current Projects- Fandom

Stuff Started/In Progress

Re-writing (and re-posting) Headaches, my first ever fic I've posted, a Dragon Age: Inquisition Dorian x Lavellan one-shot- I probably had this idea bouncing around my head like the DVD logo screen-saver since around 2018ish. But also like the bouncing DVD logo screen-saver, it took forever to get where it needed to go. I hadn't written for fanfiction since high school, and my writing didn't go on MY account until this one, right here (I helped my best friend with a Naruto fanfic and wrote her fight scenes for her. SHE was the writer of the friend-group, not me. It felt wrong to try and do it for myself at that time). Then, a lot of stuff happened, including college and moving cross country and jobs and just overall getting my mental health stabilized for the first time in my life. I finally got this thing written and published to FFN and Ao3 around 2020. I've written a lot, since then, not always fanfic, not always fiction, sometimes paid, and my style has changed a lot since then, as well as the quality! I want to re-write this, because I love it, it has a special place in my heart, but I want it to be as good as my current writings. This one takes place after the end of base-game DA:I, but before Trespasser. So Corephyeus has been defeated, but Dorian hasn't gone back to visit Tevinter, yet. Asher Lavellan tries his best to get along with every one, from every race, country, and religion. However, he is still a proud Dalish Elf, and while people call him the Herald of Andraste, he believes in no such thing and doesn't take kindly to being talked or looked down to, because of his heritage. He was a hero- he closed the blight, he defeated the enemy, and saved everyone. However, as the days past, and normalcy returned, it seemed that more and more people were seeing him as less the "Hero" and more "Elf".

Finishing up, or at least continuing, Dirt and Diamonds, the 2nd fic I ever posted, and the first attempted after Headaches, a Male Ryder/Reyes Mass Effect: Andromeda fanfic that started as a one-shot, but demanded to become a chaptered fic- It's just too bad that I stopped and forgot about it after the first chapter. This fic is 100% self-indulgence whump, hurt/comfort, a morally-questionable lover/ally who is soft for the hero and decides to show the antagonists why people tend to be afraid of them when their hero is kidnapped and hurt, a hero-lover just kinda snapping when they see their beloved hurt and admitting that, this entire time, honestly, they really didn't care about being the "model hero", and, finally, the morally questionable lover/ally watching their hero... just kick ass and traumatize the antagonists, from their place on the floor, where they just woke up from getting knocked out, and just feeling nothing but butterflies in their stomachs and proverbial hearts in their eyes. It's at this moment they realize their hero is THE ONE for them, that they are just the right mix of fucked up, kind, sexy, smart, strong, and caring for them. Once hero finishes up, he turns around, blood and dirt all over him, and just sighs when he sees that their lover has decided that this is just the atmosphere is romantic enough to qualify for a marriage proposal.

Finishing up, or at least continuing, It's Not Just a Mission, a New World fanfiction, that features my OC, Leo, and takes place a few months before the player's character starts their adventure.- I honestly don't know if it is a good or bad thing that I hold the honor of having the ONLY fanfiction under the "New World" category on Ao3. I have some hits, so that means there's people out there, somewhere, who want to read it. Anyways, New World has a beautiful social engineering aspect to it. You have to join one of the 3 factions, and community has to build in order for the game to exist and have a chance at thriving. That's really cool from a design aspect. However, since the purpose of this MMO is not story or lore, there is very little to none. So I've decided to make my own. This suspenseful action-adventure fic follows Leo, a member of the Syndicate faction, as he gets roped into finishing a mission (that's admittedly a bit too important for his current rank) that another member couldn't. However, this seemingly simple mission in an area mostly trafficked by the less-experienced, newest members of the island turns into something waaayyy bigger as he finds himself entangled in inner and inter-faction politics, espionage, and a bizarre, but dangerous, cult.

Continuing, and Finishing, The Catalyst, a MirageHound APEX Legends fanfiction that is set before the announcement of Seer, because that's when I started this fic, and also around the time I stopped playing APEX- This about 60% self-indulgent and 40% out of spite. I'm going to explain the spite part first, because that's admittedly easier. I'm going to be honest, when I originally started looking for MirageHound fanfic to read, I found that the vast majority of it quite literally glorified abuse, r*pe, and other disgusting and otherwise disturbing content. Look, I'm all for "people can write what they want" and "separating reality from fiction", and I kinda get "If you don't like it, don't read it." But, quite honestly? I read true crime on a daily basis and this shook me. What I read, I wouldn't be surprised if it was mentioned in a legitimate True Crime article. I feel like a lot of you APEX fic readers know what I'm talking about, but I'm being vague here b/c I don't want to call out names in case there's something else at play that I'm not aware of. But because so much of the MirageHound category (at least, at the time) was un-proportionally filled with that type of content, I decided that I was going to make the wholesome MirageHound fanfics I want to see in the world and that deserve to exist. I will purify this tag, single-handedly, if I have to. For the self-indulgent part, I just really really really want to see Bloodhound go "calm-feral" when he sees Mirage being hurt. Okay, this story is basically about Mirage and Bloodhound's close friendship (which no one really gets or understands) evolving into more, but at the same time, a new champion (who literally won it via a special promotion amateur APEX Games) seems to be a little too interested in every aspect about Mirage, to the point that he seems to know the man better than himself.

Stuff I Am Planning On Writing, But Haven't Started Yet (Have You Seen the List Above This One???)

PowerPuff Girls - The plan for this is for it to be aged-up!AU, where the actual "Universe" itself is pretty much the same, but the girls are a lot older now, and in college. All of the PPG and the RRB will be featured, but at the heart of it, this will be a Blossom/Brick Fic. Since waking up one day, a few years ago, to Him being gone with no trace left behind, the boys slowly, but surely realized that they were finally free from the hell-spawn. They could finally experience the freedom of choosing their own paths, making their own decisions, and not living in essentially constant fear. Despite this realization, it probably took them way to long to realize that they weren't expected to do crime anymore. (It WAS all they knew, after all!) So their criminal activities slowly tapered away and they slowly (and rather awkwardly) adjusted to just trying to live a life they enjoyed, something a lot less "Supervillain" and a bit more "Teenage-Boy-Who-Just-So-Happened-to-Have-Superhuman-Abilities". They would even, sometimes, on occasion, if it was convenient and on the way to their destination at that time, help the Puffs bring down one of the many criminals and metas trying to fill the hole the Ruffs left un-filled, exchange some (now)playful banter and (also now) empty threats. The only one who didn't seem to be adjusting well was Brick. He had only withdrawn within himself, becoming a man of few words. He became easily irritable, and jumpy, like he was always on high alert for some kind of inevitable threat. The only one besides his brothers that he talks to (and even with his brothers, he only says the bare minimum nowadays), is Blossom, and it's usually short and too the point. Blossom would even hesitate to refer to him as her friend. No one know why, however, but they learned very quickly NOT to tease him about it. But.. what happens when Brick stumbles across a horrific scene? A scene that absolutely terrifies and angers him, one that he has specifically been afraid of these last few years? And what if he found Blossom at the heart of it, barely alive?

Lost Ark- This is, very simply, a fix-it fic for the MMORPG, Lost Ark. Xereon, an NPC who plays a key role in the storyline of South Vern, deserved way better. They truly did this guy dirty, and they did it in a way so that it absolutely hurts you the most. So, this fic is going to give him better, and yes, this does have romance in it!

Naruto- This is ALSO a fix-it fic, but it's a bit different than the last one. This one actually takes place before the original Naruto series begins. Specifically, a few months to a year before the Uchiha Massacre. You see, I've developed a deep attachment to Shisui and, if you know your Naruto lore, he was the village's first choice to stop the Uchiha Coup, which, with his abilities, would have dissolved it peacefully. However, shit-face Danzo, the Umbridge of Naruto, felt this wasn't enough to keep the village safe and, in secret, managed to use Shisui's trust in his high status, and kill him, forcing the village to have Itachi use the more violent method we all know of. In this fic, my Inuzuka OC with an unheard-of situation for her clan, who is also a member of ANBU, is best friends and rivals with Shisui. Like all Inuzuka's, she tends to feel compelled follow her nose, even if it brings her to trouble... like learning about the planning of a coup in the near future.

[sanjuno]

Sanjuno’s Story and Fandom Masterlist

I’m going to pin this list of titles so that people can more easily figure out what they want to vote for each Friday. Anything labelled with Meta, WIP, or Concept can be voted for.

1.    ATTACK ON TITAN

1.1.  Coordinates T by H: Eren’s coordinator abilities allow him to metaphysically bond with other humans, thereby giving everyone in the group the ability to psychically communicate with the rest and also boosting everyone’s healing ability exponentially to be on par with the Titan Shifters. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

2.    BLEACH

2.1. What Happens on Vacation: Crossover with YYH – turns out that Kurosaki Misaki was a senior ferry girl on sabbatical (which translates as living a mortal life unaware of her true nature) and she was late returning to work due to being trapped in Grand Fishers gut. Ichigo and Uryuu are very confused when their “cousin” Kazuma shows up to introduce his new bride to the family. Koenma is just really pissed off by all the paperwork he needs to deal with while cleaning up his father’s mismanaged pet project. Chaptered, WIP - Unposted

3.     CODE GEASS

3.1.  A Code of Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – Lelouch, his two younger siblings, and Lelouch’s most loyal followers are reincarnated into Westeros. Lelouch proceeds to make it his lifelong mission to drive Cersei into frothing fits and strengthens the Baratheon dynasty to the point that even Tywin is impressed by his grandson’s machinations. Then CC shows up with dragons and Ned Stark starts to think that maybe Robert’s onto something with the “drinking to forget” idea. Meta

3.2.  Abandon Thyself: Post-Zero Requiem Suzaku travels back in time to the scene in the Shinjuku Ghettos when the truck explodes. Given that the people closest to him haven’t actually spoken to Suzaku in years, the origins of Suzaku’s obvious mental instability is hilariously misattributed by various outside PoVs. So when Suzaku hits his knees in front of Lelouch, swearing eternal devotion and vowing to make Lelouch the next emperor nobody panics. (They should really reconsider panicking.) Drabbles, Prompt Fill - Posted

3.3.  The Sun Also Rises: At the moment of his death in the Zero Requiem, Lelouch travels back in time to his childhood body. With only a week to go before Marianne is “assassinated by terrorists” Lelouch sets out to rearrange the board in a way none of the other players will see coming until it’s far too late. Lelouch has been given a second chance to make things right, and Lelouch wouldn’t be Lelouch if he didn’t plan big. This time around, Lelouch plans for his victory to be a bit more obvious. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

4.    DCU

4.1.  Time Enough: Terry McGinnis, his little brother Matt, and their dogs are the only members of their timeline to survive because Bruce Wayne was too old to see any more of his sons die in front of him. So they all got knocked out, shoved into an escape capsule, and ejected from the Batman Beyond timeline before it crumbles. Said time pod crashes into the middle of a Red Hood versus Match throw down, and Terry’s Wayne-inherited charisma is so powerful it allows him to banter his way into good graces of both villains. Jason drags them all off to his lair because every single member of the Batfam hoards orphans. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

5.    DRAGON BALL

5.1.  Saiyajin Pride: Alien biology has a larger impact on characterization that it does in canon. Mirai comes back to the main timeline live in sin with Videl and Gohan. Vegeta and Goku deal with some shit that comes from being the last full-blooded members of their species. Then just as things are settling down… Garlic is an idiot who thinks up a loophole in the “can’t wish people dead” rule and wishes Goku and Vegeta’s families straight out of existence and they end up in an entirely different reality. The only upside is that Vegeta finally gets to kill Frieza. Chaptered, WIP - Unposted

6.    FAIRY TAIL

6.1.  Flight Of Dragons: Future!Lucy misses her target and ends up landing further back in time, during the same year Natsu and the rest of the Dragon Slayer kids were brought to when they were pulled forward in time.  Fairy Tail luck kicks in, and future!Lucy runs into child!Laxus as he escapes from his father after being fed the Lightning Dragon Lacrima. Laxus is handed a Prophecy and runs with it. Children have never needed Fairy Tales to tell them that Dragons exist, but they certainly help. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

6.2.  My Heart Overflows: Juvia and Grey have finally started dating, but the Fairy Tail Mage Guild has some interesting traditions when it comes to proving the validity of a romantic relationship. Oneshot, Prompt fill - Posted

7.    FAMILIAR OF ZERO

7.1.  A Velvet Glove: Crossover with TMNT – Leonardo gets summoned to be Louise’s Familiar. Since all of his brothers are dead, Leo sees no reason not to make the most of this “lifelong bond of magic and spirit” and adopts Louise as his little sister. Halgenkia is not prepared for a Louise Francois le Blanc de la Valliere with ninja training. Henrietta is probably far too gleeful over making her best friend her Spymaster, but it’s not like anyone knows enough about what they’re doing to stop her. Reconquista gets exposed and smashed, and Wardes really should have respected his fiancée more. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

8.    FINAL FANTASY VII

8.1.  A Dirge of Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – Several members of Avalanche and the Elite Soldiers are reincarnated as the spares and bastards of Westeros’ Great Houses. Given that Rhaenys Targaryen used to be Cid Highwind, the Sack of King’s Landing goes very differently. Meta

8.2.  A Feather’s Weight: Crossover with Naruto – Kakashi and Obito, along with their respective subordinates, are reincarnated in Wutai, and are thus in position to undermine a lot of Hojo’s plans simply by being themselves. Wutai still loses, but by a much smaller margin, and SHIN-RA realizes much too late that Wutai’s “concession” was a trap. Kakashi is a big shiny distraction for Sephiroth, the SOLDIERS revolt, and nobody knows who assassinated President Shinra. Chaptered, WIP - Unposted

8.3.  Antiviral: Woden and Gaia conspire to create antibodies to fight off Jenova’s infection. Cid and Vincent end up bearing the brunt of this decision, get roofied by Divine Intervention, and also end up the Gaian equivalent of demonic werewolves. Also the Planet is transforming all the SOLDIERS into werewolves too, yes, even the dead ones. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

8.4.  For Love Of: Cid Highwind crashes the Tiny Bronco into Lucrecia’s cave, does the metaphysical equivalent of tearing her heart out and eating it to absorb her power, and them proceeds to adopt General Sephiroth as his son because it’s not like anyone can stop him. Cid Highwind does what he wants. Sephiroth does what Mother wants. SHIN-RA soon regrets everything because Cid Highwind is a hell of a lot better at rewriting the social order than Avalanche is. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

8.5.  Hindsight is 20-20: CHAOS decides to rewrite time because they have a massive crush on Cid and they don’t want him to die. CHAOS fumbles the landing and Cid ends up in the body of some weird Lucrecia/Ancient-Cetra-Who-Was-Jenova’s-Host Clone and ends up giving birth to Sephiroth. Things only get worse from there. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

8.6.  Like it Rough: Cid likes Vincent a lot and also has a bit of a kink for scars. Cid walks in on Vincent naked, runs away to hide his raging boner, and Vincent ends up chasing Cid around the airship until he can pin his friend down in the Captain’s bunk because the demons are all drunk on the pheromones. Oneshot - Complete

8.7.  Names of Power: Jenova’s taint getting mixed into the Lifestream has far-reaching consequences, and Avalanche gets tapped to handle the fallout whither they like it or not. Series, WIP - Posted

8.7.1.     Small Packages: The Lifestream meddles in Avalanches lives even after the Planet has been saved. There are clones and ancient powers better off left alone but it’s not like Avalanche ever gets a say in the matter. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

8.7.2.     History Inverted: Jenova isn’t all the way gone and the Planet really doesn’t care if Humanity survives or not as long as the infection is burned away. Aerith shoves the spirits of Avalanche and their children into a new timeline because she doesn’t want to watch their souls get shredded. Avalanche proceeds to mosey along and wreak havoc in the way only they can manage. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

8.8.  To Earn the Sky: Echidna, Mother of Monsters and Heroes, and Jenova, the Calamity From the Skies, are at war. Hojo makes a very big mistake when he uses the Blood of Echidna’s Children in his Revenant Project. Cid Highwind is a good son, and his Mother wants to meet her new Grandchildren. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

9.    FINAL FANTASY XV

9.1.  A Light of Ice and Fire: Crossover with FFVX – Noctis, his Retinue, and the loyal members of the Kingsglaive and Crownsguard are reincarnated into Westeros. Jorah Mormont is Cor Leonis, but Cor Leonis is not Jorah Mormont, and so the Northern Forces are something to fear in Robert’s Rebellion. By the time King Robert visits Winterfell, it will be a very different Northern Kingdom that he finds there. Meta

10. GAME OF THRONES

10.1.               Crossover Fixits to Help Westeros be Less Miserably Doomed: Various casts from other series end up reborn in Westeros and use knowledge from their previous lives to change the Game. Series

10.1.1. An Assemblage of Ice and Fire: Crossover with MCU – Team Iron Man focus, since Tony is reincarnated as Ned Stark. Starks are made of Iron, and Winter is coming. Tony’s genius intellect, knowledge of politics and economics, experience with magic and alternate realities, and the fact that Extremis carried over through his reincarnation and adapted to work with First Man magic means that the Stark siblings who go to the Tourney of Harrenhal are nothing like the canon versions. Rhaegar gets his Stark bride, and he proceeds to regret it for the rest of his life. Meta

10.1.2. A Balance of Ice and Fire: Crossover with SW – Qui-Gon Jinn’s three Padawan Learners and Padme (who got taken in Anakin’s place) are reincarnated as the Tyrell siblings. They proceed to follow the Will of the Force and prepare the Seven Kingdoms to win against the Long Night. Meta

10.1.3. A Code of Ice and Fire: Crossover with CG – Lelouch, his two younger siblings, and Lelouch’s most loyal followers are reincarnated into Westeros. Lelouch proceeds to make it his lifelong mission to drive Cersei into frothing fits and strengthens the Baratheon dynasty to the point that even Tywin is impressed by his grandson’s machinations. Then CC shows up with dragons and Ned Stark starts to think that maybe Robert’s onto something with the “drinking to forget” thing. Meta

10.1.4. A Dirge of Ice and Fire: Crossover with FFVII – Several members of Avalanche and the Elite Soldiers are reincarnated as the spares and bastards of Westeros’ Great Houses. Given that Rhaenys Targaryen used to be Cid Highwind, the Sack of King’s Landing goes very differently. Meta

10.1.5. A Dying Will of Ice and Fire: Crossover with KHR – The Tri-Ni-Sette holders and all those bonded to them are reincarnated into Westeros Noble Houses. Xanxus is born as Robert’s eldest trueborn son and Heir to the Iron Throne, and so all it takes is one look at the Wall to know that there is something to fear on the other side. Tsuna is busy swooning over Arya’s muscles but in-between reciting odes to his amazing betrothed he takes time to tell Nono’s ghost “I told you Xanxus would make the better Heir.” Meta

10.1.6. A Light of Ice and Fire: Crossover with FFVX – Noctis, his Retinue, and the loyal members of the Kingsglaive and Crownsguard are reincarnated into Westeros. Jorah Mormont is Cor Leonis, but Cor Leonis is not Jorah Mormont, and so the Northern Forces are something to fear in Robert’s Rebellion. By the time King Robert visits Winterfell, it will be a very different Northern Kingdom that he finds there. Meta

10.1.7. A Space Between Ice and Fire: Crossover with Naruto WCE – The Konoha Founders and their siblings are reincarnated as Starks and Baratheons and manage to save the Realms of Men while resolving their many and varied issues with one another. Meta

10.1.8. A Transformation of Ice and Fire: Crossover with TFG1 – Most of the Cybertronians who died during Unicron’s Awakening end up reincarnated as dragons (Seekers) and Direwolves (Autobots). The sapience of the animals causes significant changes to outcome of several key canon events. Meta

10.2.              Singing In A Different Key: SI is reborn as Jon Snow, who then precedes to Machiavelli the fuck out of the North in preparation for the coming Long Night and also to screw over the Lannisters. Because fuckthe Lannisters. Meta

10.3.               Wolf At The Door: When Ice takes the head of Eddard Stark, Valeryian magic mixes with the Blood of the First Men. It’s wild, uncontrolled, and Ned ends up as a four year old in Winterfell’s Godswood, staring at his reflection in the water. Eddara Stark, second-born child and first-born daughter of Rikard and Lyarra Stark looks back up at him. Ned, fully believing that this is his punishment for failing his family and best friend the first time around, decides to fix the Realm by fulfilling the Pact of Fire and Ice. The thing about being a woman is that no one ever expects you to be a threat, not even other women. The thing about being the Quiet Wolf is that everyone overlooks you until the moment your teeth sink into their throat. Concept

11. GET BACKERS

11.1.               Holy Days of Yore: Various celebration themed fic that explore Ban’s backstory as the “With Queen’s Grandson” and bring a bit more of that old black magic into the Get Backer’s lifestyle. Series

11.1.1. Lupercalia: Ban gets a magic matchmaker box in the mail and everyone wears their heart on their sleeve for Valentine’s Day. Oneshot - Posted

11.1.2. Oeastre: Ban gets roped into being the master of ceremonies for Maria’s coven and Easter gets interesting. (Everyone makes like bunnies.) Oneshot - Posted

12. GIRL GENIUS

12.1.               The Other Side of the River: One of the Jagermonsters manages to catch wind of Lucrecia’s plans and absconds with Klaus Barry during the confusion caused by the first explosion. This understandably causes some disruption in everyones plans when KB and his nanny run into Agatha during her time with the Circus. WIP - Unposted

12.2.               Threefold Path: Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek get their brains booted back in time during the si vales valeo and decided to run away and join the circus until they’re old enough to take over the world properly. WIP - Unposted

13. GUNDAM WING

13.1.               Mistakes and Misdemeanors: Heero was on blockers for the entire war due to a series of implants, which did no favours to his mental health. When the implants run out Heero gets run over by a hormone train and absolutely nobody knows how to handle that. Chaptered, WIP – Posted (Under Revision)

14. HARRY POTTER

14.1.               Black As His Name: Sirius Back lives! Because the Veil dumps his mind-and-soul into the empty body of his younger self in a world where Walburga Black lost it on her eldest son much earlier in life and Sirius was tortured until he was left brain-dead. Arcturus Black is pissed off over the treatment of one of his Heirs and since Sirius’ magic is still intact, names Sirius the Heir to House Black and proceeds to hold the Heirship over everybody’s heads for spite for as long as Sirius continues to “live”. Everyone in the Black Family is very surprised when the annual shaming ritual disguised as Sirius’ birthday party is crashed. By none other than the birthday boy himself. Sirius rolls with it and becomes a True Black in the most Marauder manner possible. WIP - Unposted

14.2.               Black Hunt Under Bloody Skies: Crossover with KHR – Regulus and Sirius both end up dumped into KHR because Death owes them a favour on its Master’s behalf. Things start to get weird after the Arcobaleno curse is broken. Regulus is actually Skull and Sirius is his Sky and they confuse the entire Mafia so much. WIP - Unposted

15. HOMESTUCK

15.1.               A Jump To The Left Behind: Post game reality has all the races living in a Galactic Republic, and the Troll Ancestors and Human Guardians all need to team up in order to solve the mystery of the planetoid-sized meteor that just barreled into the middle of their busiest spacelane because their names are written all over it. In the process of exploring the meteor they accidently wake up the Players and Sprites. Chaos ensues. Concept

15.2.               Pandora’s Final Gift: A mermaid AU where a Deep Old One gives Eridan (and only Eridan) the memories of his Game Player Self as a lark. Eridan hits the level cap for his current reality, freaks out, saves Sollux’s life, and then absconds as far away from the center of the Empire as he can get. Concept

16. INU YASHA

16.1.              Hunter’s Moon: The standard “Demon Mating Season” idea that draws on the infectious nature of demon energy in the Sengoku Jidai and runs with it. Everyone over the age of eighteen gets some. Kagome gets to go home and take a nap. Chaptered, WIP – Posted (Under Revision)

16.2.              Cry Wolf: Playing straight with the crack concept that Inuyasha and Kouga were betrothed as children. Kagome isn’t in the picture because she got yeeted back to her own time when the Shikon no Tama got purified. Chaptered, WIP – Posted (Under Revision)

17. KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN

17.1.               A Dying Will of Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – The Tri-Ni-Sette holders and all those bonded to them are reincarnated into Westeros Noble Houses. Xanxus is born as Robert’s eldest trueborn son and Heir to the Iron Throne, and so all it takes is one look at the Wall to know that there is something to fear on the other side. Tsuna is busy swooning over Arya’s muscles but in-between reciting odes to his amazing betrothed he takes time to tell Nono’s ghost “I told you Xanxus would make the better Heir.” Meta

17.2.               Black Hunt Under Bloody Skies: Crossover with HP – Regulus and Sirius both end up dumped into KHR because Death owes them a favour on its Master’s behalf. Things start to get weird after the Arcobaleno curse is broken. Regulus is actually Skull and Sirius is his Sky and they confuse the entire Mafia so much. WIP - Unposted

17.3.               Burning Salt Water: Crossover with OP – Xanxus gets dumped onto the Oro Jackson during the Pirate King’s last voyage when Nono’s Zero Point goes sideways and he ends up adopted by Rouge and Roger while he heals. After the execution Xanxus ends up raising the ASL trio to take over the Pirate Throne and Ace sets the Moby Dick on fire when Whitebeard kidnaps him. Meta, WIP - Unposted

17.4.               Cat’s Paws: Uri has seen enough Time Travel bullshit to know how it works, and so when Hayato gets himself killed she grabs his soul and flings herself backwards in time because fuck the timeline this is her human and he’s not allowed to abandon her again. The other Box Animals think it’s a great idea and do the same with their humans, and this results in the kind of alternate timeline that gives Byakuran a headache. In other words, Uri creates a timeline where Flame Actives are a lot more Alien than they used to be and now everyone thinks Youkai and other myths are real. Chapters, WIP - Posted

17.5.               Fire Shall Waken: All of Nono’s sons are still alive when the Cradle Affair happens and it results in the entire 10th Generation gathering up their Harmonies, rolling Xanxus into a blanket burrito, and taking off to Japan under assumed names where they proceed to spend the next eight years coddling Tsuna and being spoiled rotten by Nana in return. Meta

17.6.               Gremlins Della Varia: Mammon’s experiments with the Curse have had some odd side effects on the Varia. It all comes out during the Ring Battles and the other Arcobaleno are Judging You, Viper. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

17.7.               Karma, and the Repercussions Thereof: Crossover with Naruto. Legendary Ninja from the Elemental Countries get reincarnated into KHR and proceed to adopt all the Magic Rainbow Fire Children. Nono and Iemitsu suffer. Series, WIP

17.7.1. Karmic Balance: Kakashi and Obito are ninja married from the very start because of metaphysical bonding and some minor haunting during their last lives. Between Ninshu Shinobi needing to be in Clans and Flame Actives needing to be in Harmonies it does not take long before the child stealing begins. Gokudera Kakashi is the best wife and Dokuro Obito repents, repeatedly and often, while also having the time of his second life. Tsuna loves his Kakashi-sensei and wants to be just like him when he grows up. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

17.7.2. Karmic Justice: Madara and his brothers are reborn as Fon’s nephews and do not take kindly to the Arcobaleno curse being put on one of their relatives. The Hibari Clan proceeds to start hunting for the Man in the Iron Man en mass. Madara and his brothers hit Namimori during Nono’s visit and witness the sealing of Tsunayoshi. They don’t take well to this either. Things go worse for Tsuna than they do in canon and Madara hunts down Tobirama because he needs the resurrection to be done perfectly. Tsuna loves his Madara-shishou and wants to be just like him when he grows up. Oneshot - Posted

17.7.2.1.      Karmic Justice – Hubris: Madara comes across Xanxus in the ice while investigating the Vongola and despite Xanxus being a bit older than the usual target for child stealing decides to steal him anyway. After resurrecting Tsuna, Madara and Tobirama’s next project is defrosting Xanxus. Concept

17.7.2.2.      Karmic Justice – Providence: Madara finds Xanxus on the streets while hunting in Italy for the Man in the Iron Mask. Wrath Flame calls to Wrath Flame and Madara instantly adopts the delightfully savage little boy. Then Namimori happens, and Tsuna’s seal gets him temporarily killed, and Xanxus reaches 100-year-vengance-plot levels of overprotective big brother. WIP - Unposted

17.8.               Music of the Spheres: Crossover with SM – Post Stars Usagi and Post Vongola Inheritance Tsuna are cousins who meet for the first time ever only after the Vongola’s enemies kidnap Ikkuko and Shingo. Usagi gets taken into protective custody by her Mafia relatives without being given the chance to say she doesn’t need it. Usagi then proceeds to seduce all the women, charm all the men, and accidently throw Iemitsu out the nearest window every time he’s in the same room she is. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

17.8.1. MotS - Celestial Chorus: Chibiusa’s arrival has Usagi dragging her family to Namimori to prove that Chibiusa isn’t their cousin and things get wildly out of hand. Meta

17.8.2. MotS - Sing In Exaltation: The Shingo from The Sharp Knife Of A Short Life hears the name of his ‘cousin in Namimori’ and immediately begins to meddle. Meta

17.9.               Overlooking the Obvious: They say that to truly know someone you need to walk a mile in their shoes. The adage is proven true rather dramatically when a misappropriated Possession Bullet ends up switching Gokudera and Hibari into each other’s bodies. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

17.10.           Reach For The Sky: Kamen Rider Sora and his team are the protectors of Namimori against the invasion of Youma from the dark dimension. Reborn shows up to tutor the last remaining Vongola Heir and ends up in the middle of a longstanding battle against the Forces of Evil. Does the World Greatest Hitman have what it takes to guide the mysterious masked Rider towards his true strength? Stay tuned to find out! Drabbles, Prompt Fill - Posted

17.11.           When the Nightingale Sings: Sky Flames are Dragons, and when a Sky is Sealed they turn into True Dragons once said Seal breaks. Tsuna has the Best Treasures Ever. Reborn is confused but willing to roll with it. Hayato needs to do all the research. Drabbles, Prompt Fill - Posted

17.12.           Where the Sky Meets the Sea: Crossover with OP – The ASL Trio are reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi’s younger brothers, and the Will of D means they remember everything. Sawada Iemitsu might once have been Akagami no Shanks and despite lacking his memories knows better than to keep secrets from his wife. (Iemitsu does keep a lot of secrets from Nono, such as the fact that he has more than one son.) Iemitsu redirects Xanxus’ attention to the Family traitors, Nono never meets Tsuna, and nobody gets sealed. Then Reborn shows up, and everything is now on fire. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

17.13.            

18. KYOU KARA MAOU

18.1.              The Needs Of Our Natures: Wolfram decides to prove exactly how much his mother’s son he really is and seduces Yuuri. Wolfram seduces Yuuri like it’s his job. (Yuuri likes it.) WIP - Unposted

19. MARVEL

19.1.               An Assemblage of Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – Team Iron Man focus, since Tony is reincarnated as Ned Stark. Starks are made of Iron, and Winter is coming. Tony’s genius intellect, knowledge of politics and economics, experience with magic and alternate realities, and the fact that Extremis carried over through his reincarnation and adapted to work with First Man magic means that the Stark siblings who go to the Tourney of Harrenhal are nothing like the canon versions. Rhaegar gets his Stark bride, and he proceeds to regret it for the rest of his life. Meta

19.2.               Iron Laced: Crossover with TMNT – Maria Carbonell was actually Oroku Karai in disguise because she was on vacation from being a member of the Council of Shadows. Karai and all the Turtles accessed magic ninja dragon powers when they took over the Council and Karai-as-Maria passed that down to Tony. So Tony is actually a dragon and an encounter with the Enchantress leaves him locked in his dragon form. WIP - Unposted

19.3.               Miles To Go: Post-MCU Civil War almost-Time Travel where Tony grieves so hard he sends an Extremis injector capsule to the year before the Winter Soldier murdered his parents. Said capsule lands in front of a wasted 15-year-old Tony in the aftermath of a frat party. Cue the face hugger scene. Tony gets an Extremis upgrade about 30 years ahead of schedule and it’s the only reason he survives the memory download without his brain turning into mush. WIP - Unposted

19.4.               Perception: Instead of killing Scott in X3, Dark Phoenix instead fixes the brain damage that prevented him from controlling his optic blasts and then shunts him trough time an space. Scott wakes up 18-years-old in Stryker’s lab and proceeds to hijack Wolverine’s rampage so that they can both escape. James Howlett is impressed, and Cyclops hates everything but especially time travel because it ruins all his fallback plans. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

20. NARUTO

20.1.               A Feather’s Weight: Crossover with FFVII – Kakashi and Obito, along with their respective subordinates, are reincarnated in Wutai, and are thus in position to undermine a lot of Hojo’s plans simply by being themselves. Wutai still loses, but by a much smaller margin, and SHIN-RA realizes much too late that Wutai’s “concession” was a trap. Kakashi is a big shiny distraction for Sephiroth, the SOLDIERS revolt, and nobody knows who assassinated President Shinra. WIP - Unposted

20.2.               A Space Between Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – The Konoha Founders and their siblings are reincarnated as Starks and Baratheons and manage to save the Realms of Men while resolving their many and varied issues with one another. Meta

20.3.               A Widening Gyre: Rin survives the Chidori and her existence is now an S-class secret. Said S-class secret distracts Obito on his way to ambush Kushina’s labour and several different chase scenes take place. They all end up in the ROOT base made from one of Tobirama’s old labs and instead of Kyuubi getting loose Team Ro, the Fourth Hokage’s team of bodyguards, Obito, Anko, and all of ROOT plus Danzo himself get dumped into the Warring Clans Era. Obito kills Danzo in a panic when he realizes that taking the Bijuu means killing Rin, Kakashi sacrifices himself again, and there is a lot more running around. Kakashi suborns ROOT en masse, Obito is stupidly overpowered and homicidal but it’s okay because Kakashi is playing damsel in distress and distracting him. The Senju and the Uchiha are all really confused by these kids, there are far too many mistaken identities, and Konoha gets founded much earlier than in canon. Meta

20.4.               According to Custom: Hashirama and Madara should not be left unsupervised (that’s why Mito and Touka tend to lurk nearby when they have tea together) because it causes them to get Brilliant Ideas. This time they decide to make friends with one another’s little brothers. How Madara went from being “nice” to Tobirama to courting the oblivious younger Senju is still something of a mystery, but there are several bets riding on when Tobirama is going to realize what’s going on. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.5.               Around the River Bend: Tobirama feels Itama die and runs to the river to mourn. Quite predictably he meets Madara there, and the course of History changes. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.6.               Colours and Promises: Set a decade after the Evil has been defeated and life returned to normal, Tobirama (once the magical superhero Dragon) is still living with the side effects of sacrificing everything to save the world while he was still a teenager. Notes on a piano, and a familiar voice singing a familiar song. Tobirama finds Madara (once the magical superhero Phoenix) and finally gets to enjoy his victory. Love can be killed, but it never dies, only ever taking on new shapes as we move on with our lives. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.7.               Dare Not Speak Its Name: Madara is Demi as all get out aka Madara’s a virgin with a shy dick. Also known as the AU where Madara proposes marriage to Tobirama for the sake of peace and the children. The only reason Izuna approves is because the thought of Tobirama suffering a lifetime of blueballs is hilarious to him. Meta

20.8.               Heavy as the Mountain: Team 7 is losing the fight against Kaguya, but Obito and Kakashi perform a last-minute sacrifice that means the kids survive. It also causes them all to be de-aged by over a decade and thrown back in time to the Warring Clans Era. Kakashi and Obito die, Team 7 gets adopted by presumably-Hatake Kanna, then a few years later they run into Uchiha Izuna and it all descends into chaos. (Team 7 takes total advantage of everything to get their revenge on Zetsu and maybe fix some of Konoha’s longstanding issues at the same time.)  Oneshot, Prompt Fill – Posted

20.8.1. Crumble To The Sea: The adventures of time travelling Team 7 as they get adopted by the Uchiha Clan, arrange to make Izuna’s life miserable until he proves worthy of courting their An-chan, and get aggressively mother-henned by Uchiha Madara. (The last one came as a bit of a surprise.) Kurama ends up adopting the Uchiha Clan because he likes frustrating Zetsu, and Team 7 appreciates the extra time to grow taller before they need to go weed whacking. Concept

20.9.               In Konoha We Dance: The Uchiha Clan has a tradition of belly dancing and it fixes everything that was wrong with Konoha in canon. Series

20.9.1. O-Bon Appetite: Thanks to his dance training Izuna manages the core control to dodge Tobirama’s sword enough to avoid a fatal wound and Konoha starts off on more equal footing. Tobirama then walks into a traditional Uchiha celebration and his brain shuts off. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.9.2. Hot Like Burning: Kushina drags Minato to the Uchiha Police Office Party so she can make time with Mikoto and there is so much skin, Minato was not emotionally prepared for this. Fugaku takes advantage of the Yondaime’s weakness as only an Uchiha can and the glorious ‘ship FuMiKuMi sets sail. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.9.3. Got This Fire Burning: Overnight shifts at the Mission Desk gets boring. Konoha ninja like to dance, because dancing isn’t boring. Kakashi shows them all how it’s done when a member of Team 7 hits it. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.10.           Karma, and the Repercussions Thereof: Crossover with KHR – Legendary Ninja from the Elemental Countries get reincarnated into KHR and proceed to adopt all the Magic Rainbow Fire Children. Nono and Iemitsu suffer. Series - WIP

20.10.1.                Karmic Balance: Kakashi and Obito are ninja married from the very start because of metaphysical bonding and some minor haunting during their last lives. Between Ninshu Shinobi needing to be in Clans and Flame Actives needing to be in Harmonies it does not take long before the child stealing begins. Gokudera Kakashi is the best wife and Dokuro Obito repents, repeatedly and often, while also having the time of his second life. Tsuna loves his Kakashi-sensei and wants to be just like him when he grows up. WIP, Chaptered - Posted

20.10.2.                Karmic Justice: Madara and his brothers are reborn as Fon’s nephews and do not take kindly to the Arcobaleno curse being put on one of their relatives. The Hibari Clan proceeds to start hunting for the Man in the Iron Man en mass. Madara and his brothers hit Namimori during Nono’s visit and witness the sealing of Tsunayoshi. They don’t take well to this either. Things go worse for Tsuna than they do in canon and Madara hunts down Tobirama because he needs the resurrection to be done perfectly. Tsuna loves his Madara-shishou and wants to be just like him when he grows up. Oneshot - Posted

20.10.2.1.  Karmic Justice – Hubris: Madara comes across Xanxus in the ice while investigating the Vongola and despite Xanxus being a bit older than the usual target for child stealing decides to steal him anyway. After resurrecting Tsuna, Madara and Tobirama’s next project is defrosting Xanxus. Concept

20.10.2.2.  Karmic Justice – Providence: Madara finds Xanxus on the streets while hunting in Italy for the Man in the Iron Mask. Wrath Flame calls to Wrath Flame and Madara instantly adopts the delightfully savage little boy. Then Namimori happens, and Tsuna’s seal gets him temporarily killed, and Xanxus reaches 100-year-Xanatos-Gambit-vengance-plot levels of overprotective big brother. WIP - Unposted

20.11.           Look the Innocent Flower: Orochimaru gets the Hat instead of Minato because instead of working for Danzo he creates his Baby-no-Jutsu (the same one that produced Rogu and Mitsuki) and that’s how Orochimaru accidently turns Tenzo into the Orochimaru-and-Tsunade lovechild while field testing some gene-splicing adoption techniques. Sarutobi is so delighted by all the babies he names Orochimaru his successor without any further debate. Konoha proceeds to become a somewhat androgynous, gender-fluid utopia full off affectionate, friendly people who only want you for your body. Orochimaru refuses to allow hypocrisy in his Konoha and loyalty to ones comrades is not only encouraged, it’s enforced. Meta

20.12.           Negotiation is an Artform: Remix of The Art of Negotiation by Kage88 – Konoha’s Founders take a trip to Uzushio and the Uzumaki are annoyingly persistent in their attentions, even when said attentions are unwanted. Tobirama’s political savvy is not to be underestimated, and Tobirama’s just as ridiculously overprotective of his loved ones as his relatives are of him. Bitchy pining resolves into dating, and the only reason Tobirama lets Hashirama get away with betting on his love life is because Hashirama was the only one who had faith in Tobirama making the first move. Oneshot, Fandom Exchange Fill - Complete

20.13.           No Evil Abolishing Resentment System: Post Kaguya’s return, Madara gets bound by a System determined to help Madara turn all his Resentment Level into Love Points via a quick transmigration plot. Transmigrator!Madara gets to kiss-kiss fall in love with Reincarnator!Tobirama 55 times in a row. I promise that all the gratuitous makeout sessions are plot relevant. Meta

20.14.           Only Fools Rush In: Also known as the Uchiha Get Catnipped AU – the scene of Rin’s suicide is a few seconds off from canon and this not only results in Rin remaining alive, but Obito is also welcomed back to life so enthusiastically by his teammates that his Makengyou spontaneously manifests. A year or so later, Danzo attempts to use an experimental drug to weaken the Uchiha Clan enough for ROOT to have an easy time killing them and/or an excuse for eradicating the entire Clan. Only the drug is a happy-making drug that has every single member of the Clan manifest the Makengyou and immediately run off to snuggle their friends, family, and sundry other precious people. Meta

20.15.           Red in Hand and Claw: Madara has Raptor Summons. This fact is significantly more terrifying than anyone outside of the Uchiha Clan is really aware of. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.16.           Roads Diverged: Kakashi from a Darker-Than-Canon AU ends his fight with Obito with mutual destruction, and as they both lay dying Kakashi confesses to having always loved Obito. Obito being Obito and therefore unholy levels of Extra even for an Uchiha, proceeds to use Edo Tensai on Team 7 in order to heal Kakashi and then fling him through dimensions until he lands in a Lighter-Than-Canon AU where Kakashi sees Rin in time to avoid hitting her with the Chidori. Things spiral from there. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

20.17.           Spite And Fury: A crossover with the “Original Goods” Proud Immortal Demon Way from Scum Villains Self-Saving System – Uchiha Madara and Shen Jiu get combined into a single person and Cang Qiong is not ready for this much concentrated asshole. Too bad for them, the new-and-improved Shen Qingqui is here to stay. Meta

20.18.           That We Answer to Our Stars: Crossover with SW – Kaguya’s reality warp has some strange side effects to the point of ridiculousness. All the Uchiha to ever exist are resurrected and then dumped wholesale onto an alien deathworld that is essentially what Training Ground 44 would be if it was allowed to cover an entire planet. The Uchiha proceed to seduce the Jedi and foil all of Palpatine’s plans for galactic domination. Meta, Chaptered WIP - Posted

20.19.           The Memory Remains: Canon divergence via the reincarnation of Uchiha Izuna, his wife Kanna, and Senju Touka as Uchiha Obito, Hatake Kakashi, and Nohara Rin. Yes, they retained all their memories. Yes, Konoha is going to suffer for its sins against the children. Yes, this is going to end in a Team Minato threesome. Meta

20.20.           The Thin Line: Kakashi loses patience with the Sandaime when no appreciable action is taken to remove Danzo from power even after Kakashi literally reports to Sarutobi’s face that he was ordered by Danzo to assassinate the Third Hokage. So Kakashi crashes an Uchiha Clan meeting and asks them to run away with him and his cute little brothers to a lovely tropical Island. Cue the Uchiha Exodus That Fucks Over Canon. Kakashi and the Uchiha Clan proceed to re-found Uzushio and collect a few S-class missing nin along the way. Meta, WIP - Unposted

20.21.           The Waters and the Wild: The Senju are High Court Fae, and the Uchiha are Wild Hunt Shapeshifters. Tobirama attempts to interrupt Hashirama and Madara during their riverside meeting, only it backfires when he realizes that Madara is his Soulmate. Also the Uchiha are “clothing optional” and Tobirama was not emotionally prepared for this. Oneshot, Prompt Fill – Posted

20.22.           To Linger In Dreams: After Kaguya takes over his body Madara gets yeeted out of reality into the Void. An eldritch Void god takes an interest in Madara and chucks Madara into a Magic Fantasy AU and Madara is even more not-Human than he was before. Also known as that really fucked up AU with cursed ABO dynamics. Meta

20.23.           Truth in Hyperbole: Shinobi are what happen when Aliens and Humans have kids, Bloodline Talents are what happens when Kami and Youkai ancestry gets added to the pot. Most of the time Shinobi stay mostly Human. Sometimes they don’t. Sometimes they really don’t. Series - WIP

20.23.1.                Blood Price: Tobirama wakes up after being killed and proceeds to resurrect his little brothers and Madara’s little brothers. Tobirama would resurrect Madara too but Madara had already managed to resurrect himself. Oneshot, Comm. Fill - Posted

20.23.2.                Still Waters Run: The Sage of Six Paths gets his ass kicked by his ex-wife, his daughter-in-law, and Tobirama’s mother. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.23.3.                A Thing With Feathers: Madara’s side of the story of their transformation into minor kami. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.23.4.                Come Away: Zetsu is targeting Obito in another attempt to create the Rinnegan. Kakashi has his first “near death” experience and Obito is not amused at all. Neither is Rin. Team 7 is overprotective and codependent regardless of the generation in question. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.23.5.                Quoth the Raven: Danzo’s schemes got him chased out of Konoha to escape execution, and he invades during the Chunin Exams in order to get his revenge. Summoning Tobirama using the Edo Tensai was probably not the best plan. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.24.           Tsukumogami No Kankurou: While he is still very young, Kankurou signs a Summons contract with the Tsukumogami (aka the Muppet Theater Troupe) and then proceeds to interrupt Yashamaru’s “attack” on Gaara while simultaneously wreaking havoc across the entirety of Sunagakure. All of this is done to get back at Rasa for not letting Kankurou play with his baby brother. The Middle Child Syndrome is strong in this one. Never underestimate the power of petty spite. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.25.           Twice is Happenstance: As a side effect of the battle against Kaguya breaking through dimensions, the ghosts of the Uchiha Clan send their memories as far back as possible. On the eve of his younger brother’s assassinations, Uchiha Madara wakes up with memories of being Indra and Sasuke. All the Uchiha have memories of their past and future lives combining with their current selves, and it causes something of a fracas while it gets sorted out. Cue the Uchiha Exodus That Fucks Over Canon. Oneshot - Posted

20.25.1.                Enemy Action: The building of Uchihatlantis, the knockback effects of remembering more than one lifetime, and what happens when the Uchiha start to go back out into the world in order to hunt down their spouses and mess up Zetsu’s plans. Meta

20.26.           Two Steps Back: Retired Rokudaime Hatake Kakashi accidently has his first vacation ever interrupted when he visits the Uzushiogakure ruins and gets slingshot back an incarnation or two due to triggering a derelict seal. Kakashi being Kakashi, he proceeds to continue with his vacation until he has a drunken bar hookup with Uchiha Izuna and now the beloved younger brother of Uchiha “I-can-fight-five-armies-and-win” Madara is stalking Kakashi in order to recite (hilariously awful) poetry about the beauty of Kakashi’s kenjutsu. This is not the retirement Kakashi signed up for. Drabbles, Prompt Fills – Posted

20.26.1.     TSB – And a Jump To The Left: The epic courtship confusion which descends upon the Land of Fire when the Time-Travelling King of Trolls and an Angry Weasel Brat attempt to out-romance each other. Meta

20.27.           Two Truths and a Lie: Mikoto and Kushina have been fake!dating for years to keep the more annoying Uchiha relatives from trying to get her married off. It’s a brilliant plan, and it works perfectly. But times change, and Kushina’s eyes are very pretty. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

20.28.           Wills of Fire and Conquest: Crossover with OP – Kakashi is Rouge’s little brother and ends up raising the ASL trio while also searching for other reincarnated shinobi. Obito and the rest of Akatsuki become the Red Dawn Pirates and Kakashi eventually founds a new Uzushiogakure on the Red Line. Ace decides he wants to be the Nidaime Uzukage, and Whitebeard accidently insults Ace’s mother so badly during the “recruitment” debacle that Ace spends 100 days trying to beat an apology out of the arrogant old goat. Shinobi-versus-pirate culture clash is frequent and hilarious. WIP - Unposted

20.29.           Worth of a Thousand Words: Political Hostage!Tobirama gets caught by the Uchiha just before he manages to use Hiraishin in battle for the first time. The Uchiha are all sensors that use Ninshu techniques otherwise since lost to time to communicate among themselves. This results in a much more united Uchiha Clan who are perfectly willing to let Madara push for a peace treaty with the Senju now that Tobirama’s capture has given them the leverage to do so. Meta

21. NURARIHYON NO MAGO

21.1.               1001 Demonic Nights: An AU Rikuo who was dragged into Yomi along with his Hakkai Yakko during the battle against the Nue manages to escape from hell by jumping into an alternate reality where his mother Wakana had a threesome with Rihan and Otome. Wakana left to take over her family shrine without telling her lovers that she was pregnant. The Rikuo who was born as a result died as an infant from the Nue’s curse on Nurarihyon’s bloodline. Both Rikuo and Otome’s daughter were conceived on the same night and are both half-demons due to Rihan shifting forms for kinky species-play. WIP - Unposted

22. ONE PIECE

22.1.               Burning Salt Water: Crossover with KHR – Xanxus gets dumped onto the Oro Jackson during the Pirate King’s last voyage when Nono’s Zero Point goes sideways and he ends up adopted by Rouge and Roger while he heals. After the execution Xanxus ends up raising the ASL trio to take over the Pirate Throne and Ace sets the Moby Dick on fire when Whitebeard kidnaps him. WIP – Unposted

22.2.               How Far I’ll Go: Roger had other lovers before he met Rouge and one of them was a Fishwife that he met at a Peacemoot. Their daughter was a mermaid and thus needed to remain on Fishman Island for her own safety. The World Government is so Human-centric that they don’t bother looking into any of Roger’s lady friends from the other races. Gol D Ann gives no shits about anybodies prejudices and when her mixed up genetics mean her feet come in about 20 years early she immediately takes off to track down her baby brother. Goldfish is Luffy’s favourite sibling and Ann is delighted to find three baby brothers for the price of one. WIP - Unposted

22.3.               Rumour, Slander, Hearsay: Garp is even worse at interpersonal communication than in canon and now the entire Marine fleet thinks that Monkey D Dragon is an oversexed degenerate who keep dumping his illegitimate spawn on his poor heroic father’s doorstep. Otherwise known as Dragon adopts ASL and they seek a glorious Revolution. Meta

22.4.               Those Who Favour Fire: Ace survives Marineford, even if only in spirit, because the Goddess of the Sea answered the prayer of another version of Ace. Waking up in the place of his 17-year-old murdered doppelganger, Ace now has to deal with raising a 7-year-old Luffy and escaping the notice of the Marines. Oh, and his murdered younger self is hanging around as a ghost, all the younger versions of Luffy’s crewmates keep showing up on Ace’s boat, and Ace keeps getting tripped up over how much more horrible this world is compared to the one he came from. Chaptered WIP - Posted

22.5.               Where the Sky Meets the Sea: Crossover with KHR – The ASL Trio are reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi’s younger brothers, and the Will of D means they remember everything. Sawada Iemitsu might once have been Akagami no Shanks and despite lacking his memories knows better than to keep secrets from his wife. (Iemitsu does keep a lot of secrets from Nono, such as the fact that he has more than one son.) Iemitsu redirects Xanxus’ attention to the Family traitors, Nono never meets Tsuna, and nobody gets sealed. Then Reborn shows up, and everything is now on fire. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

22.6.               Wildfire Hearts: Ace goes back in time from his death to the Grey Terminal Fire, figures out how to use natural fire to heal himself, saves child!Ace and child!Luffy, changes his name to Portgas D Riot, runs away to the Grand Line with his baby brothers, puts together a new pirate crew, and hits on Marco so hard the Phoenix forgets how to complete his sentences. Everything works out for the better. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

22.6.1. WH – Heave A Sigh And A Wish For Me: SI-Clearfin Lionfish Mermaid named Occhio D Vittoria gets tapped in by the Ocean Goddess to help Riot et al from Wildfire Hearts succeed in their adventures.Oneshot, Prompt Fill – Posted

22.6.2. WH – Today Is The Day Of Reckoning: Riot is gathering up his new crew, forming the Anarchy Pirates, dealing with Garp, seducing Marco the Pheonix, and discovering that Sabo survived when his little brothers gatecrash a Revolutionary Army mission. Meta

22.7.               Wills of Fire and Conquest: Crossover with Naruto – Kakashi is Rouge’s little brother and ends up raising the ASL trio while also searching for other reincarnated shinobi. Obito and the rest of Akatsuki become the Red Dawn Pirates and Kakashi eventually founds a new Uzushio on the Red Line. Ace decides he wants to be the Nidaime Uzukage, and Whitebeard accidently insults Ace’s mother so badly during the “recruitment” debacle that Ace spends 100 days trying to beat an apology out of the arrogant old goat. Shinobi-versus-pirate culture clash is frequent and hilarious. WIP - Unposted

23. PETSHOP OF HORRORS

23.1.               Event Horizons: Leon isn’t human, and that changes things in the aftermath of the confrontation with Papa D. Count D wants to unravel the mystery of his favourite Detective, and Leon is starting to wake up. Hopefully they both find the knowledge they’re looking for before it’s too late and their enemy finds them. Chaptered WIP – Posted (Under Revision)

24. POKÉMON

24.1.              The Hero Of His Own Story: When Green Oak is replaced as the Kanto Champion less than a full 24 hours after winning the title, he runs. Right into a Celebi that was looking for an assistant. Green Oak gets over his bullshit really fast because oh shit that’s an Angry Legendary. Green is also supremely unimpressedwith Red’s bullshit when he learns that Red was supposed to be dealing with all the world-saving events but is instead hiding in a depression cave. Meta

25. SAILOR MOON

25.1.               From Olympus to Mu: The Senshi go to college and Mamoru reunites with the Shitennou. Basis of headcanons and characterization for any further post-canon SM fic. WIP - Unposted

25.2.               Music of the Spheres: Crossover with KHR – Post Stars Usagi and Post Vongola Inheritance Tsuna are cousins who meet for the first time ever only after the Vongola’s enemies kidnap Ikkuko and Shingo. Usagi gets taken into protective custody by her Mafia relatives without being given the chance to say she doesn’t need it. Usagi then proceeds to seduce all the women, charm all the men, and accidently throw Iemitsu out the nearest window every time he’s in the same room she is. Chaptered WIP - Posted

25.2.1. MotS – Celestial Chorus – MotS Spinoff AU: Chibiusa’s arrival has Usagi dragging her family to Namimori to prove that Chibiusa isn’t their cousin and things get wildly out of hand. Meta

25.2.2. MotS – Sing In Exaltation: The Shingo from The Sharp Knife Of A Short Life hears the name of his ‘cousin in Namimori’ and immediately begins to meddle. Meta

25.3.               The Sharp Knife Of A Short Life: SI is reborn as Tsukino Shingo under the aegis of the Roman God Janus and then proceeds to merrily say ‘screw canon, my sister gets to be happy or else’. Oneshot, Prompt Fill - Posted

26. SCUM VILLAINS SELF-SAVING SYSTEM

26.1.               Spite And Fury: A crossover with Naruto and the “Original Goods” Proud Immortal Demon Way from Scum Villains Self-Saving System – Uchiha Madara and Shen Jiu get combined into a single person and Cang Qiong is not ready for this much concentrated asshole. Too bad for them, the new-and-improved Shen Qingqui is here to stay. Meta

27. SLAYERS

27.1.               Infinite Blue: Zelgadis starts paying more attention to the deeper practices of Shamanism and gets in touch with his demonic side while achieving deeper harmony in himself. Xellos approves and it all results in magic explosions and very strange demonic courtship rituals. WIP - Unposted

28. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

28.1.               Skipped Tracks: The triplets from Underground end up transmigrating into the recently deceased bodies of their counterparts in a SatAM reality and proceed to rock out and confuse everyone. WIP - Unposted

29. STAR WARS

29.1.               A Balance of Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – Qui-Gon Jinn’s three Padawan Learners and Padme (who got taken in Anakin’s place) are reincarnated as the Tyrell siblings. They proceed to follow the Will of the Force and prepare the Seven Kingdoms to win against the Long Night. Meta

29.2.               A Robe of Stars: Crossover with TMNT – The turtles and Karai help Obi-wan save the Initiates and babies in the Jedi crèche before the Temple gets razed. Once the children are safe, Obi-wan and his new allies turn their attention to saving the Vode. WIP – Unposted

29.3.               That We Answer to Our Stars: Crossover with Naruto – Kaguya’s reality warp has some strange side effects to the point of ridiculousness. All the Uchiha to ever exist are resurrected and then dumped wholesale onto an alien deathworld that is essentially what Training Ground 44 would be if it hadn’t been fenced in. The Uchiha proceed to seduce the Jedi and foil all of Palpatine’s plans for galactic domination. Meta, Chaptered WIP – Posted

30. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

30.1.               A Robe of Stars: Crossover with SW – The turtles and Karai help Obi-wan save the Initiates and babies in the Jedi crèche before the Temple gets razed. Once the children are safe, Obi-wan and his new allies turn their attention to saving the Vode. WIP - Unposted

30.2.               A Velvet Glove: Crossover with FOZ – Leonardo gets summoned to be Louise’s Familiar. Since all of his brothers are dead, Leo sees no reason not to make the most of this “lifelong bond of magic and spirit” and adopts Louise as his little sister. Halgenkia is not prepared for a Louise Francois le Blanc de la Valliere with ninja training. Henrietta is probably far too gleeful over making her best friend her Spymaster, but it’s not like anyone knows enough about what they’re doing to stop her. Reconquista gets exposed and smashed, and Wardes really should have respected his fiancée more. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

30.3.               Iron Laced: Crossover with TMNT – Maria Carbonell was actually Oroku Karai in disguise because she was on vacation from being a member of the Council of Shadows. Karai and all the Turtles accessed magic ninja dragon powers when they took over the Council and Karai-as-Maria passed that down to Tony. So Tony is actually a dragon and an encounter with the Enchantress leaves him locked in his dragon form. WIP - Unposted

30.4.               Paper Flowers: Leonardo and Michelangelo reconnect after years of separation and deal with some leftover issues from their childhood while they prepare to welcome the next generation of Ninja Turtles into the world. WIP - Unposted

30.5.               Patching the Trousers: Starting from the end of the Fast Forward arc, Leonardo gets lost in the multiverse and proceeds to adopt all the secondary turtles. All of them. Leonardo is the Mom Friend, only he’s not a friend he’s just a Mom. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

30.6.               Stained Bandages: Realistic resolution to the most common dark!Splinter tropes. Leo doesn’t really care about himself, but if you touch his brothers he will kill you. Splinter touches Raphael. Karai is gifted with Splinter’s decapitated head in a box. Oneshot- Posted

30.7.               Unraveled Sleeves: After First Contact and Splinter’s death from old age, the Turtles scattered to live their lives. Leonardo is the only one who stayed in the Lair. Making peace with the Karai was only the first step towards healing, and Leo makes peace with himself as he takes on students and his family grows again. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

31. TRANSFORMERS

31.1.               A Transformation of Ice and Fire: Crossover with GOT – Most of the Cybertronians who died during Unicron’s Awakening end up reincarnated as dragons (Seekers) and Direwolves (Autobots). The sapience of the animals causes significant changes to outcome of several key canon events. Meta

31.2.              Action Equals Reaction: There is a time and a place for everything. Even things like learning that your Air Commander is pregnant, and his parents are wingnuts. The middle of battle is neither the time nor the place. Oneshot - Posted

31.3.               Compromising Positions: Bay’verse Shattered Glass – Megatron knows that there’s something wrong with his brother, but nobody will listen to him. Oneshot - Posted

31.4.               High Stakes Wagers: Decepticon Romantic Gestures at their finest. Series

31.4.1. The Bet: Soundwave saves Starscream’s life after he gets blasted away from Unicron and they proceed to have wild, kinky spark-bonding and that’s it that’s the plot. Oneshot - Posted

31.4.2. The Rebirth: Starscream and Soundwave head off Galvatron and Zarak’s attempt to destroy Cybertron (and Earth, but that’s really secondary to them) and earn their just rewards for being on the winning side. Oneshot - Posted

31.5.               Nine Rings of Vos: The Epic Seeker Saga where Starscream is the uncontested leader of the Seekers and he’s using the Great War as a cover to renew his people’s population numbers, add some variety to their core coding, and also destroy the Cybertronian Government because they liked to make Seekers into their slaves. Seven-part Series, Chaptered, WIP - Posted

31.5.1. Before Dawn: A Rings spin-off where the Seekers are actually all sparklings who disguised themselves as their parents in order to survive the Great War. Crash-landing on Earth precipitates the Big Reveal and also the actual adult Seekers get woken from Government sanctioned stasis thanks to the energy surges caused by resource shipments coming in from Earth. Chaptered, WIP - Posted

31.6.               No Evil: Starscream is a scientist who wants to stay a scientist but he’s so damn good at being Air Commander that he gets promoted anyway. Also, his best friend/roommate from the War Academy is the closest thing to a therapist that the Decepticons have and that means Starscream stays mostly sane. Concept, WIP - Unposted

31.7.               Thundercracker’s So Crazy in Love: Seekers Go Into Heat and that will put the War on pause for a bit because of the crazy. Series

31.7.1. Always the Quiet Ones: Thundercracker terrorizes the Decepticon forces on Earth while displaying for his Wingmates and accidently kills Megatron. Oneshot - Posted

31.7.2. Decepticon Service Announcement: Thundercracker is the new Supreme Leader of the Decepticons and he’s decided that they’re in a good position to negotiate peace terms with the Autobots now. Oneshot - Posted

32. YU-GI-OH

32.1.               Old Game, New Rules: Sentinels and Guides are a built in part of society and a certain playing card game ties into that a bit more than most people would expect. There’s a lot of gratuitous soul-bonding smut, worldbuilding runs rampant, and there’s a lot of social commentary on the futility of stereotyping any portion of the population based on a single point of commonality. Chaptered WIP – Unposted

32.2.               The Future of the Past: Jounouchi’s past life left a surprise in their soul that the trip to memory world triggers and now Katsuya is living through all of Jono’s memories. Chaptered WIP – Posted (Under Revision)

33. YU YU HAKUSHO

33.1.              Bonds: Koenma and Yusuke are soulmates and Enma Daioh interferes because one his brat son is properly wedded and bedded Enma can take a long overdue vacation. Oneshot – Posted

33.1.1.                  Ties That Bind: Koenma and Yusuke are just starting to get used to being bonded mates when a new/old-and-forgotten enemy shows up to complicate things. WIP – Unposted (Under Revision)

33.2.              What Happens on Vacation: Crossover with Bleach – turns out that Kurosaki Misaki was a senior ferry girl on sabbatical (which translates as living a mortal life unaware of her true nature) and she was late returning to work due to being trapped in Grand Fishers gut. Ichigo and Uryuu are very confused when their “cousin” Kazuma shows up to introduce his new bride to the family. Koenma is just really pissed off by all the paperwork he needs to deal with while cleaning up his father’s mismanaged pet project. Chaptered WIP - Unposted

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Explorers of Arvus: uhhhh / 3.23.21

today's notes are different from usual bc. well. you'll see

LAST TIME ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS i broke my sleep schedule and am barely existing so this is fine. we went back to camp vengeance an uhhhhhhhhhhhh we are now going to fuck off into the forest to die or prove a very important point

oh god we forgot to level up

[mgd voice] BOOSTING NYX TO MAXIMUM LEVEL

im so fuckin tired. what on earth am i doing. how do i level again

k is not here this time but instead we've got mae+nii bonking their heads together to simulate 2 braincells and so far it is not working. i might just have to like fuckin, drop out n zzz partway thru or somethin. would be fun to see how chaotic michael makes charlie in my absensce

oh wait i can do d&dbeyond i think. how do i work this again. will i ever remember i have shield

what level am i. level 6? pog. oh shit i think i have a new thing

. new spell

. 3 total 3rd level spell slots

. bend luck! i can now screw people over on purpose (and will probably use my sorcery points FINALLY)

michael is leveling charlie up bc my brain is apple sos

ASDXFKLJFH I FEEL CALLED OUT zec rb'd my most recent art of MaX with "all i know about xem is that leo likes xem a lot that's the extent of my knowledge" THANK U FOR SUPPORTIN ME ANYWAY

there will be less blaseball distractions than last time bc blaseball is now on siesta. however i will still have MaX brainrot in the background bc i was drawing xem

wyatt mason my beloved

OKAY I GOTTA MUTE THE TACO STAND FOR THE ENTIRETY OF D&D i cannot and will not get distracted. we can do this. we

nintendo wii

we havent even started yet and im already incoherent

ok i have made a decision and that decision is that i do not have the brainpower to play. however i do have the brianpower to take notes hopefully! so ill just like. vibe. this will be a first

oh man im gonan pick up Blink. charlie is gonna be a fucking menace to herself and others

oh my god its not concentration so charlie may continue teleporting while unconscious. thorne is going to hate this

[charlie gets her soul eaten by a ring] [charlie singing dragonston din tei at halvkWAIT JORB HAS A PRIZE

jorb got a thing! an evil genius thing! figure man. fugrine. figuring. help

GREEN HAS DIAGNOSED ME AS TIGREX MONSTERHUNTER i love this

my notes are a disaster. this is so sucks

serotonin is stored in the wiggly zoomy jorb camera

jorb: his pinky is the size of the rest of his fingers

leo: he has a disease

jorb: he has a disease.

jorb: that disease is male pattern baldness

leo: [reduced to tearful giggling for mysterious reasons]

LAST TIME, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS: we've returned to camp vengeance! taure is still unconscious, which is not very great. camp vengeance is doin better tho!

michael, as part of the recap: ingrid is getting railed by her new girlfriend,

first dice roll of the day is michael rolled a 1. good start

OH THORNE IS AN ARTIFICER NOW thorne took a level in artificer!

"...it's like figuring out the right mathematical equation to summon a gun."

group is gonna go check out the statue that we passed by now that we're not WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONK AND GEORGE CANONICALLY HAVE IBS thats it im not looking at 772 anymore

im doing a bad job of paying attention but at least im Present

SIERON LEARNED FLY AND USED IT ON CHARLIE

michael: what do you want to do with your new flying powers?

leo: how many problems can i cause in 10 minutes

guard 1: ...why is the halfling flying?

guard 2: [rolls a 3 on intelligence] i think they can just do that

groundhogs, the real scourge of the campaign

silje and sieron are gonna hunt a big elk. they got distracted and sieron is putting grass on silje's head. i think

WAIT WE'RE ON WATCH NOW FUCK

we have discovered kali's tragic backstory whoops

update i am. too sleepy for this. good nigh everyone

[ and then leo went and somewhat took a nap! solar, normally playing thorne, started playing charlie in my stead. @jorbs-palace, local hero, started taking shitpost notes in my stead. ]

jorb's ghostwritten notes for leo:

help solar is immediately doing a cursed voice for charlie. charlie can do so many crimes

congratulations, charlie is now temporarily immortal!

dwarves can hit things with their beard

kali wants to know if she's legally allowed to bail

she'd feel really bad if she had to loot our corpses for payment if we died.

we have entered the Tree Zone

one of the corpses is now a flamingo (has one leg)

silje has decided to stab the ground. take that, dirt

kali was large size for a second there but then she remembered to not be a giant

"you accidentally deleted my cat?!"

silje has learned naruto cloning jutsu

be gone, thot

oh boy, making an int check to look at a statue! 11! silje is dumb apparently.

hmm. the statue has divination magic. it's also affecting silje.

SILJE LEARNED A 6TH LEVEL SPELL? its only single use but still

you solved my statue riddllllleeeee

thorne forgot to have eyes

its a shame mac and cheese doesnt exist in the d&d universe

wizards are just math criminals (the criminal part is setting people on fire)

sieron crit fails a check but it was still a 9 because of having +8

thorne is looking for what's weird!

uh oh music got scary, never a good sign

hmm. those leaves over there weren't dead a moment ago.

UNDEAD TROLL TIME! rolling initiative

"it's ok, im a wizard, it's my duty to be correct." "wow! waow!"

woooah here he comes

IT JUST DID HALF SIERON'S HEALTH AS A PASSIVE END OF TURN EFFECT?

thorne backed up and cast eldri- oh, ray of enfeeblement. character development continues

charlie is going to just blink out of existence for a minute.

big chungus has grabbed silje and sieron. BIG CHUNGUS HAS THROWN SILJE AND SIERON.

sieron is using hit and run tactics! isn't good at his extra attack yet though

silje is activating bid bid blood blood blood

thorne uses beam of skipping your leg day. troll's legs are now skipped.

michael is trying to determine what a 'clavicle' is

"does that mean the star trek kind, or the bdsm kind?"

charlie wants to cast magic missile.

charlie has vanished back into the ethereal plane mid-taunt

silje has decided to not get bitten today

silje may or may not have stats.

oh, right, trolls are weak to fire! and also we forgot to upgrade sieron's firebolt. so it actually hurts now!

silje is full of knives and blades and does 31 damage in one turn!

charlie shouts words of encouragement from the ethereal plane. a nearby ghost vibes with this.

🎉 eldritch blast 🎉

kali remembered she hates the sun

silje is enthuasiatic about charlie saying "get him cat boy!"

charlie contemplating using fireball to nuke the troll and also the entire stonehenge

charlie has decided to use magic missile instead, probably for the best

the troll bit at charlie SO POORLY it broke some of its teeth on the ground

charlie is too small to hit

accidentally rolled advantage on a firebolt, so got to learn it WOULD have done 29 damage with a crit but instead it missed because it was not actually with advantage

silje has just sliced open its entire back and made a spray of frozen blood! radical. big boy is down!

we have burned the body because we are not stupid. well, we ARE stupid, but not stupid in the way of leaving a body full of necrotic magic around

[dr coomer voice] i think it's good that he died!

we're also doing a funeral pyre for the other corpses that were around. just to be sure.

our loot is: the satisfaction of a job well done

thorne is cosplaying as charlie

charlie has located the direction troll came from! she found the 'the way to sweet loot' sign

thorne is apparently better at survival checks than our hired guide? wack

we found a viking house! it has: mead, a shield, gravestones,

found a gold coin in the mead! maybe it was thirsty

oh theres a LOT Of coins in there actually. 60 gold and 120 silver!

have successfully pointed out a hole in the DM's logic :)

there was a raven! it cawed and left. ok bye buddy

and that's where we leave it! heading back to camp vengeance next time.

someone rated this session a 7.2 out of 10, which is very specific

good night mr coconut

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Chapter 2 -  Teddy Bear Hugs

Well here is Chapter 2.. This chapter gave me a little trouble. Also I am giving this story a new title  Teddy Bear Hugs . I am going to try, and extend this story to Valentines day. Maybe.  How will the Akatsuki survive our world as Teddy bears ?   If there are any issues I’ll try and fix them as I go.  Please bear with me as I write the rest of my story. 

Chapter 2 

As Megan was opening the box Tobi was growing more excited while the others were just wanting out of this box prison Tobi had put them in.   When the box lid was opened, and put to the side  Tobi the voices from earlier were now much more clearer, and light began to pour into the box.   While neither of the Akatsuki members could move their heads, or bodies they squinted. 

But as the light began to become clearer  the other Akatsuki members could hear Tobi laughing to himself.  Itachi was one of the first to look out of the box like the others was expecting someone a little younger.   Was this actually the person that Tobi had been talking about  ?  Itachi could see her eyes were sparkling , and her mouth that was at first slightly agape became a smile. Deidara blinked 

" Well... She's cute... "  Deidara said.  

" Is this the person you were talking about Tobi  ?" Pein questioned as the others could see the young woman in a red, and white dress.  A hairband was in her hair with a Christmas bow was in her hair that curled at the ends.  The girl's eyes were sparkling as she looked upon the Akatsuki teddy bears. 

" It is. Tobi can't wait for you to meet her !"  Tobi said excitedly as Sasori noticed the girl wasn't reacting to Tobi's blathering.   In fact it looked like  she or the people she was with couldn’t  hear what either of them were saying.   Was there some kind of jutsu on the box that prevented people on the outside from hearing what the Akatsuki bears were saying ? 

" Why can't she hear us ?"  Sasori questioned.

" Oh that. Well the seal I put on the box prevents them from hearing us talk Sasori sempai. The seal will be undone when she removes one of us from the box.  Once that happens we will be free to roam, talk, or do anything. . "  Tobi answered.  " So even if someone like Hidan sempai was yelling a thousand curse words she still couldn't hear you. "   

" What was that ! "  Hidan screeched only proving Tobi's point .Soon the other Akatsuki went silent as they noticed  Megan still looking at them it was like she was afraid to touch them.   They could also see a young boy which was the possible source of the shaking that had occurred earlier.   The little boy had a curious look in his eye, but at the same time didn't understand the hype that his cousin was feeling.  

" These .. These are incredible. Whoever Tobi got to make these.. They .. They look so authentic ."  Megan said as she held the box, and at first was a little afraid to even touch the teddy bears inside that were modeled after her favorite  characters from Naruto.   Especially the one that looked like Itachi.    Megan scanned the bears like she was scanning a painters masterpiece.

" What's with her  ? It's like she's afraid to touch us." Hidan said.

" Maybe its the way we look. Maybe she has a distinct eye for detail, and feels like she doesn't want to destroy art."  Sasori said.  

" I don't know what that means, but I want the h*** out of here ! " Hidan yelled.  But it seemed after a few moments the girl seemed to give in, and her eyes moved towards Itachi.  Itachi blinked as   Megan reached into the box, and gently began to lift him up.  Holding Itachi up  Megan noted the size of the bear, and how squeezable he looked.  

When Megan had done so the others felt a surge of chakra as the seal on the box had been broken.  With it broken  Megan, and the people around her would be able to hear what they were saying.  Itachi shifted his eyes when hearing voices down below.

Itachi shifted his eyes as he  was being hoisted up .  Now that he was out of the box  Itachi surveyed his surroundings.  Besides Megan, and the boy beside her  Itachi could see a few middle aged adults, and two elderly people inside what was a sitting room.   The on lookers were either discussing topics that Itachi had never heard of before, or watching  Megan as she was getting excited over her gift. 

Itachi then heard a small laugh coming from the older woman presuming to be the young woman's  mother.  Krystal laughed seeing her daughters reaction to the collection of teddy bears that looked like her favorite story characters.    Megan looked over at her mother who smiled and said. 

" Who ever your friend was from that convention must have known you liked those specific characters right ?  " Krystal asked, and  Megan nodded, but at the same time she was curious. Megan's aunt Diana looked over Megan's shoulder.

" What exactly are they ?"  Diana asked as she looked at the remaining bears in the gift box. 

" They are modeled after the members of the Akatsuki.  The Akatsuki are an organization in one of my favorite anime or manga series.  This one in particular is made to look like Itachi Uchiha."  Megan answered as she noted  the bears design. It  even had a functional necklace unlike official plush toys of Itachi where it was printed onto fabric.   After holding Itachi for awhile  Megan placed him back with the other Akatsuki.   

Still Megan remembered the note that had come with the bears .  Tobi was with the girls when they were talking about their Christmas plans.  While the bears were cute, and would look nice on her bed.  How would they help her not feel alone while her parents were gone.  After the Christmas party  Krystal , and Jeremy would be taking her grandparents back home.    Megan would be spending Christmas by herself  while her parents took the grand parents to see Leo's kids, and grandchildren. 

Megan shook the thought as she was given a card in an envelop from the grandparents that usually had a gift card or cash.   Megan smiled, and thanked her step-grandfather .   As everyone was opening their gifts  Megan stood up and excused herself, and picked up the gift box " Where are you going  Megan ?"  Megan heard her grandmother ask. " I'll be back grandma.  I am putting these on my bed for now."  Megan answered with a smile, and held the bears up till her grandmother could see.  

Grandma Abby looked at the bears inside of the , and smiled.   Abby then smiled turned to her left where there was no one sitting beside her and said. " Aren't they sweet look Mabel do you see them ?"  Abby asked causing Megan to smile a little, but carried the box to her bedroom .   " Now where are we ?" White Zetsu asked.

" Maybe it's her bedroom ?" Konan answered as their hostess carried the box that the Akatsuki bears laid in.   Yet Itachi noticed as the girl went inside the chosen room her smile from before seemed to fade a little.  But  Megan shook her head trying to shake the feeling. 

" Not today."  

Megan carried the box inside of her room, and sat the box down on her bed.  Walking over to her beside table  Megan turned on the lamp giving her a small amount of light.  Megan then set up the box on the bed till the opening was facing the door.  For a moment Megan sat on her bed giving herself time to calm down as she listened to the excitement from her cousin got his presents.  Inside you could hear the sound of her dads camera as he took pictures of everyone. Megan turned back to the Akatsuki bears as she was still curious on how Tobi learned her address, and how he managed to get such unique looking bears.  The letter was also a little strange and she wondered what Tobi meant by it.   " I'll have to figure it out later though. " Megan said to herself as she stood up. In the box the Akatsuki members looked around getting a small veiw of the bedroom that had been taken too.  The room's walls were powder blue, and the furniture inside was white.  Yet the most unique thing about the room were the shelves that held books, anime or some type of figure.  The walls also had pictures of anime, or characters that Megan liked.   The members waited as Megan moved around the room preparing a few things for when the party had ended. 

" Megan ! " Megan heard her mother call as it seemed the party was about to come to a close.  Megan could hear heavy footsteps that sounded like heavy boots. Bags were being rattled as things were being prepared to take home or put up for the evening.   Megan sighed as she carried the articles of clothing she had picked out , and took them with her. 

As Megan left she kept the door halfway open as she went out into the living room.  Now that Megan was gone   the Akatsuki bears were able to move, and leave the box that Tobi had imprisoned them in.   " Finally ! " Hidan proclaimed as Megan left the room.  Stepping out of the box the Akatsuki bears could finally move their stuffed limbs . Some of the members began surveying their surroundings. Itachi noticed the book shelves , and the decorations already on Megan's bed.   It was only when Pein cleared his throat did he get the others attention. " Now that we are out of the box ? Tobi explain to us what it is exactly we are doing here. Where are we, and what is this jutsu that you used ?  "  Pein questioned as he turned to Tobi.  "    The other members were quiet as Tobi jumped up and down excitedly. " Well like Tobi said.  Tobi brought you here as Tobi's Christmas gift to everyone. When Tobi means every I also mean Megan too.  While Tobi was here he discovered technology that our world doesn't even have yet . Also Tobi wanted to be a good friend, and help someone that was going to be alone for Christmas.  "   " Did you have to turn us into teddy bears though ?" Sasori asked. " Well.. Some of you are intimidating, and Tobi didn't want Megan to get hurt when you met her. "  Tobi answered  " So Tobi made some of you more cuter that way she isn't so intimidated , and try to run away. "   While Tobi was giving his explanation  Itachi,  Kisame, , and Deidara were walking around the bed looking around the room . 

" I see... Well for now let's divide and find out what our hostess is like. For now Kisame. Itachi I want you to keep watch at the door, and the people outside . The rest of us will look around this room, and try to find out some things.  Jumping off the bed Itachi, and Kisame headed towards the door in order to keep an eye on the activity in the house. 

In the mean time Tobi !  I want you to find away to undo this jutsu. "   Tobi laughed to himself as he went back to the box where he found the scroll in question.

[m88n]

tag games yay ! 🖤💙

tagged by miss @luvdsc​ ty as alws lovie !!!  💞 💞 💞

tag game 1 (interview game)

name: call me ti !! <3

pronouns: she/her/they/them

star sign: leo sun, aquarius moon, cancer rising

height: 5′2 / 157 cm woops yea ima shordy

time: 8.37 pm

birthday: 11/08 (dd/mm)

nationality: indonesian

favorite bands/groups: kpop - dpr, nct, blackpink, skz, itzy, red velvet

favorite solo artists: kpop - iu, dpr live, crush, sik-k, taeyeon

song stuck in your head: coin by iu heh heh heh 💗

last movie you watched: from up on poppy hill !! i watch a lot of ghibli repeats during my downtime/when i’m experiencing some sort of slump

last show you watched: non non biyori nonstop

when i created my blog: somewhere around september 2020

last thing i googled: “how to stop facetime calls on mac” LMAOOO it ws driving me crazy . finally ive disabled it phew

other blogs: t-shrt (personal blog)

why i chose my url: i love & identify with the moon due to many reasons and i love the number 8 also due to many reasons, so i made a wordplay from them cos i can lmao

# people i follow: 6

# followers: 407 omg yall ... literally n genuinely thankful that each and every one of you decided, for whatever reason, to stick by, and i’m so honored to be graced by your presence really!! mwah 🥺🥺🥺

# hours of sleep: 6-9 heh

lucky #: 8 !! also occasionally 11

instruments: piano, ukulele, guitar (been ages), bass guitar (been ages)

currently wearing: my usual black lacy nightdress lmao

dream job: a visual artist who spreads positive influence through storytelling !!

dream trip: bro literally japan again... every trip back there’s a dream to me

favorite food: sushi

favorite song: eternal sunshine - jhené aiko 💞

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: naruto, harry potter, and probably bnha. naruto bc im a huge naruto fan and i’ve made an OC growing up LMAOO so safe to say i want to live in that universe p bad (even now too perhaps). i too made a hp OC growing up, and just cos i loved harry potter growing up. bnha bc i’ve always loved the idea of each person having their own unique superpower !!!

tag game 2 (catch up)

rule: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better or catch up with

last song: literally still repeating coin by iu since the mv was released like an hr ago LOL

last movie: from up on poppy hill

currently watching: ah hem hm *straightens out this season’s watch list* attack on titan final season, non non biyori nonstop, yuru camp, horimiya, dr stone: stone wars, jujutsu kaisen, that slime anime season 2

currently reading: nothing tbh LOL

currently craving: tbh watermelon cubes HAHAHAH

tag game 3 (bartender)

rule: create a drink based on your blog’s theme using this picrew! the Amount of thought i put into this ..... i lov a good drink hahahah

tag game 4 (picrew)

rule: make yourself with this picrew!

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tag game 5 (color test)

rule: take this quiz and share your results

i did this before but posting it agn just cos haha !!

tagging @starsuh @neocitycafe​ @d-nghy-ck @prettyjaems​ !! 💞💞

[jewelstrology]

What The Signs Are Doing During This Pandemic...🦠

Aries - Thinking about sex and who your gonna do it with when you get out of this prison, you’re probably think of how too 💀

Taurus - You’re thriving, you’re just happy the earths getting a break... you’re probably taking care of your plant babies and lounging around content af. How long has it been since you messaged your friends/called them? You don’t care you’re too busy playing Animal Crossing

Gemini - Playing video games and arguing/trolling with randoms on voice chat just to converse... i know some of y’all be doin that.

Cancer - Video call parties that end in tears or with you actually! getting too drunk?.. you enjoy video chatting a lot tho so you force your friends to video call you

Leo - Practicing your dance moves for the club so that you can show them off, but everyone knows that once this is all over your still gonna stay inside/go clubbing and be too shy to dance.

Virgo - Learning how to paint better and thinking about how you could make extra $ with ur paintings or if you’ll just end up making an onlyfans like everyone else

Libra - Baking and doing it terribly but then finally getting the perfect cookies or cake and taking 100 pictures of it like it’s your child... bc it is!

Scorpio - Crying dramatically to sad music while staring outside your window... then realising that you’re being kinda dramatic

Sagittarius - You’re going through it the worst bc being still is EXTREMELY hard for Sagi’s and so you’re just running around annoying the members of your household until a physical fight breaks loose. There’s nothing else to do but argue, eat, or plan where you’re going to travel next.

Capricorn - You’ve NEEDED a break! Anytime you’re not working or SCHEMING an evil plan, you start to feel like you’re falling apart. chill bruh 🥱

Aquarius - You’re telling everyone how you think this is a big conspiracy theory and some of you really be REACHIN! but in a way you’re thriving, and you’re prepared for the apocalypse.

Pisces - Watching all of Naruto/ ur fave LONG ASS show! You’ve probably already finished it and now you have tension headaches nightly and sunlight burns tf outta your eyes.

p.s my $5 love/general readings r open! dm.

[patruchilles]

i was tagged by the lovely leanne [ @thenighttrain ] to answer 30 questions and tag people you want to get to know better ! thank you for the tag <3

name/nickname: reya ! gender: female star sign: libra ! libra sun, leo moon, libra ascendant/rising height: 5′3 ( i think? ) time: 5:25pm birthday: october 10th favorite bands: um um beach house !! arctic monkeys !! rex orange . . . pls, it changes a lot but i’m really into them right now.  favorite solo artists: taylor swift, patrick watson, sufjan stevens song stuck in my head: je te laisserai des mots last movie: uhh....wonder woman 1984.  last show: as in finished or watched? started watching naruto ! currently on the finale of atla (because, amazingness).  when did I create this blog: mid 2018 what do I post: the real question is, do i post? ( yes, i do. sometimes. uhhh literature. random memes. stuff. idek ) last thing googled: pinterest :D other blogs: @paintedslady for atla and @heartwhispers studio ghibli ( still to be established! ) do I get asks: sometimes . . . that reminds me i need to check it.  why I chose my url: because i’m still emo over patroclus and achilles. following: idek but a lot followers: 743 average hours of sleep: seven or eight?  lucky number: 10 . . . i don’t even know instruments: piano, guitar, ukulele, drums, singing.  what am I wearing: shorts and a basketball tshirt because it’s SO HOT dream job: own my own business and open a bakery, becoming a professional classical or jazz musician, travel the world, be successful and academically achieved. i know....very far fetched.  dream trip: the uk...amsterdam, netherlands.  favorite food: A LOT. i can’t— nationality: filipino  favorite song: first few that came to mind—wishes by beach house and je te laisserai des mots by patrick watson. last book read: THE SECRET HISTORY BY DONNA TARTT top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: harry potter, velaris, AHH I CAN’T THINK THERE’S TOO MANY

tagging: @augustsjanes, @reneewalkr, @waayne, @quxiaotan, @dallaswinstons, @wrenhal, @corneliaawaldorf, @salazaar, @turningoftime, @claryfeary and anyone else who would like to do this !!