#lemony snickett

[loverslibraries]

my april reading wrap up :D

[danwithouttheplan]

I sometimes think back on my boy scouts career and realize it was all for knot... tying

knot tying

like instead of naught

get it

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I'm genuinally obcessed with Alex just incerting random automatic negative thoughts to Azu's actions it at the same time rly sad and super funny. And since my brain is weird now I just imagine guilty thoughs from any characther as narrated by Alexander J. Newall.

[lesbonoi]

people say the guy ritchie sholmes movies are fun and im sure they are but unfortunately i have a knee jerk reaction of wanting to attack rdj like a chimp when i see his face

[hadesoftheladies]

Kendall: AND WHERE WERE YOU?

Rava:

[regicidal-defenestration]

Do you ever read a book and realise how it's going to make you exponentially worse

[fruityumbrella]

ROTK (sabo is back)

[sprinklethetangerine]

One thing about me is that I will bully a random fictional character relentlessly every chance I get for no reason.

[venusmage]

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. (Lemony Snickett)

[romanarose]

Hannukah Prompt List

Hi! I wanted to create a little prompt list for Hanukkah fics to offer a religious alternative to Christmas or non-religious prompts for this season.

This can be for any fandom, but I'm mostly Oscar Isaac/Pedro Pascal and Oscar has played several Jewish characters, so I wanted to promote this aspect.

This is open for everyone, regardless of Jewishness. If you'd like to contribute to the visibility of Jewishness in characters like Moon Knight or write a Jewish reader to make your Jewish readers feel seen, I encourage it!

If you have questions about anything, feel free to come into my DM's or my asks.

Some are religious, some are nonreligious but secularly Jewish.

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Ugly Hanukkah Sweaters

Lighting Hanukkah Candles

Making Latkes

Trying to find Hanukkah decorations amongst a slew of Christmas decorations. (This is hard lol)

Adam Sandler's Chanukkah song

Holiday Armidillo from Friends (RIP Matthew Perry)

Lemony Snickett's "The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming"

Trying to find seasonal things that aren't Christmas items, like snowflake decorations.

Telling the story of Hanukkah to a child

Getting jelly donuts

Seeing snow for the first time

Asking questions about Hanukkah or Jewish traditions.

Refusing to do a non-Jewish religious activity that makes someone uncomfortable.

Being snowed in and unable to attend services/family event

Please do not write Jewish characters doing Christian things if you aren't Jewish. Many Jews do things like attend Christmas services with family, sing Christmas songs, have a Christmas tree ETC, but those are very personal and individual choices. I'm not going to tell anyone what's wrong and what's right for any one person or family, but they are choices for Jew's to make, not non-Jews.

Also, please if you write Jewish blorbo and non jewish reader, please say so. If I'm reading a Hanukkah themed fic and Steven Grant is answering readers questions about Hanukah, it's going to take me out of the scene unless I know ahead of time the reader is non-jewish. Don't just assume your reader isn't jewish. Likewise, if your reader is Jewish, please label it Jewish!reader.

Will be adding more as I think of it, so feel free to comment or reblog with ideas!

If you use an idea, you totally don’t have to tag me but if you I’ll reblog it, wether it’s a fandom I read for not!

[stereopticons]

Tagged by @chelle-68! I adore this idea and I have an eclectic variety to choose from lol

Tagging @hippolotamus @blackandwhiteandrose @mostlyinthemorning @carolrain @indestructibleheart

@kiwiana-writes @jettestar @alienajackson @filet-o-feelings @jamilas-pen

[hellofromthehallowoods]

Was Nikignik inspired by any of the other eye-podcast entities? At this point in my life, I think I have collected all the eye podcasts and I treasure them dearly

He was inspired mostly by Rod Sterling, Vincent Price and Tony Jay! With honorable mentions to the Crypt Keeper and Lemony Snickett.

[danwithouttheplan]

And a single Very Fancy Doily to each and every one of you

[sulasnsleep]

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

— Lemony Snickett, A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope

[auttumnleafs]

Anyone in the mood for a hungry jacks whopper?

Btw this is what Lemony Snickett actually looks like.

Yeah, bet you weren't expecting him to look to like a republican senator were ya? Shows what you know.

[punkbarbarian]

[ID: 11 screenshots of text on various background colors.

1: “and brother if you have the chance to pick me up / and can i sleep on your couch / to the pound of the ache and pain? / oh, in my head / ‘cause i’m awake all night long / to the drums of the city rain”

2: “kai has to make sure his brother is okay”

3: “soon / i could fight like a boy / and shoot a gun, / i could get lost / and find my way home. / i could not name the things / i was afraid of, / like my own body, / as cranky and mysterious / as water”

4: “and i believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect / but i believe that you are pushing your luck / it just sucks it played out like this, a terrible movie / you can tell none of the actors even give a fuck”

5: “bo is this 🤏 close to putting kai on a child leash”

6: “when you comin’ home, dad? / i don’t know when, but we’ll get together then / you know we/ll have a good time then”

7: “i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.”

8: “i think bo spends a lot of time reading on kai’s floor”

9: “i know a place! *brings you into my arms and hugs you*

10: “if you cut your hand / i’m gonna cut mine / and then when we shake ‘em / we’ll be the same color and type”

11: “would literally murder anyone no questions asked if bo wanted them to.” /End ID]

kai & bo. on brotherhood, growing up without a father, and learning how to let yourself be loved

gerard way / @punkbarbarian​ / mary oliver / the front bottoms / @creacherkeeper​ / harry & sandy chapin / lemony snickett / @cabybapa​ / penny & sparrow