#lemon pastries 🥐

[chiffiorra]

₊❏❜ ⋮ Innocent Little Civilian

Kinktober Day #26

Prompt: Corruption Character: Touya "Dabi" Todoroki This Work Contains: fem!reader, civilian!reader, reader's hiding dabi away in her home, dabi's kinda manipulative here ngl, blowjob, cumming on reader, mentions of virginity kink, small mention of reader having one of my ocs' quirk (nature-based quirk) WC: 963 Note: surprise pt. 2, i hope this didn't disappoint y'all pls this might be bad :> Taglist: @interstellar-inn, @pixelcafe-network, @eveningatthemoviesnetwork, @thehoneypotserver, @s4no, @c1nna1nmyr0ll, @chaoticmoonave, @kenuis, @arlerts-angel, @awkwardchick87, @awkwardaardvarkforever

Innocent. Sweet. Kind-hearted. 

Those were the three words that Dabi could describe you as. And those three words unfortunately made you an easy target for someone like him.

Currently on the run from the authorities for everything he had done, he had no choice but to break into the closest house by opening a window and that was how he met you.

“Hey, who are you?” Dabi was already on alert and had blue flames ready when he turned to see you. Even with the darkness of the living room, the flames were bright enough to reveal the owner of the voice. There you were staring back at him, almost fearfully as you appeared to be shielding yourself with your arms. As if that would’ve stopped him from firing at you. 

He could tell you had a quirk too, judging by the vines wrapping around your arms and legs. A quirk related to nature? You were definitely a bad matchup against him if you chose to fight back.

You on the other hand were terrified, a wanted criminal broke into your house for gods know what reason and could easily hurt you, especially with those flames. Just one look at them made your skin crawl and even with the vines of your quirk covering up your exposed skin, you would be no match for him.

“Heh… What do you know? This is your place, right? You don’t mind me crashing here, do you?” The flame that was covering his hand grew smaller and was now lit up over an index finger, mimicking a lighter. Usually he would demand instead of ask, but something about the terrified look in your eyes drew him in.

As you opened your mouth to answer, you were interrupted by knocking on the door. You immediately ran to answer and were greeted by two policemen. It didn’t take long for you to put two and two together that they were looking for the man that just so rudely entered your home.

“Excuse us ma’am, we’re looking for a man that is currently on the run and he was last seen in this neighborhood. You wouldn’t have happened to see anything  suspicious, would you?” The description of the man in detail was what sealed the deal for you. But what you would say next was something that surprised you and Dabi greatly and you still can’t figure out why you did it.

“No I’m sorry, I’m afraid I don’t know anything,” you said.

And from that day forward, Dabi knew that you would be valuable to him. And what better way to show his thanks than to keep you by his side as his little pet?

You had a tight grip on his thighs as he held your hair in a tight ponytail as he fucked your mouth in a not too rough but not too slow pace. He couldn’t go too rough on you. Not yet at least. But the teary eyed expression on your face as he pushed past your gag reflex was really making it difficult for him to control himself.

Sure, it took a little bit of “convincing” with some small flames showing up get you to agree to his terms, but by any god that was out there it was worth it. Worth it enough to get you to where you are now.

“That’s it baby… that’s it. Sooner or later you won’t be needing me to help you anymore,” he snickered as he felt you gag a bit when he went too deep. That was okay, Dabi still didn’t mind teaching you the ropes. He was no expert but for you, the one who didn’t turn him in? He was all too eager to be your teacher.

He would let you go and take a breather as he quickly began tugging at his cock to finish himself off, and where else to do so but on your cute little face?  

You licked your lips of the taste that remained of him along with the drool from him guiding you and telling you to remain still while he face fucked you until he was ready to cum.

“Open,” you immediately followed his command as he cums, ropes decorating your face and tongue before you licked your lips away. When you showed your tongue to him again to show him that you swallowed, Dabi already was ready to devour you right then and there. So close. So close for him to lose whatever self control he had left to take the last of your innocence away 

“Good, looks like you already know what to do at this point.”

“Um, are we done?” You asked, despite cleaning yourself up of his cum. How can you still remain the same after all that? Maybe he really was a way too eager man than he would care to admit, and he had you to blame for it. The adorable questioning look you gave him was the cherry on top.

Dabi smirked back, “Oh no no no, dollface. I’m definitely not done just yet. Now why don’t you lay back on your bed for me? I have something for you and I don’t think I can wait any longer.”

Last of his self-control be damned, tonight was the night that he finally gets to take your virginity. After that look you gave him, he was ready to be a slave to his urges.

As you laid on the bed, hair fanning out over your pillows, Dabi swore that you were an angel laying under him. An angel ready for him to take for himself and he couldn’t wait anymore as he began to strip. 

He couldn’t wait to keep you as his precious pet for the rest of his days.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Vote in my poll boy 🫵🏻

[cauliflowertree]

┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ 400 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION—

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hello everyone :D thank you so much for 400 followers. this is amazing & i can’t thank you all enough for being here in my little corner of tumblr. i’m combining this celebration with a birthday celebration too (it’s not my birthday yet). and for the past 2 years on my birthday i’ve gone to this little town nearby and we get a milkshake and go to a cafe for a pastry so this theme was quite an appropriate thought from @velvetcloxds, ty <3

welcome to the bakery ! would you like anything to eat?

🍞 [sourdough bread] — give me an au or fic title + a character and i’ll give you a summary for what i’d write for it.

🥐 [croissant] — tell me your fav music artist / band and i’ll tell you my fav song of theirs.

🍫 [pain au chocolat] — [moots only] tell me your favourite colour & your name & i’ll make you a small moodboard.

🍰 [lemon drizzle cake] — tell me your gender preference, fandom preference & a small description of yourself & i’ll ship you with a character with 3-5 headcanons.

🥯 [onion and chive bagel] — send me a fic of yours (1.5k or under please) and i’ll make a 3 picture moodboard based off it.

perhaps something to drink?

🧋 [hazelnut iced latte] — tell me about your favourite birthday and i’ll tell you who’d plan your party (please include fandom).

🥛 [peanut butter milkshake] — games: fmk, this or that, would you rather, cym.

☕️ [hot chocolate] — send me a character and i’ll recommend you a fic for them.

[tagging mutuals] sorry if i missed anyone!

@unadulterated-syd @masivechaos @foralwaysandforever @harrysweasleys @natashxromanovf @cherrystrees @ell0ra-br3kk3r @sw34terw34ther @puppy-coded @imabee-oralizard @cremexcoffee @starconfettii @juneberrie @henqtic @maricoolerthanme @loveeharrington @valluvsu @mad-elia @mystic-writings @dead-pcets @goodoldfashionedluvergirl @lazydreamer19 @jackys-stuff-blog @honeysuckleharrington @lauralestrange7 @cherryys-stuff @gimme-gimme-georgie-weasley @fairydxll @luvterature @auroracalisto @blondedmuse @starstruckwillows @entishramblings @princess-paramour @locke-writes @heartfucks @saraheartsxavier @george-weasleys-girl @whoooooisthis @rottingkisses @nyxxxxxxxx @honeymunson @fizzyxcustard @sotwk @omenhel @someoneinthestars @diorgirl444 @scr4pbaby @sectumsempraaa

[hazbinshusk]

I read your written works with a good cup of coffee and a pastry and other sweets to nibble on 🥐 ❤️ Your current series has been a pleasure to read! I love how you write! The way you describe scenes , the dialogues! You definitely stand out in a good way among the 1,000s of fanfics.

Thank you for sharing your lovely talents and skills!

oh my god, this got buried in my askbox, but thank you! this is so sweet, it makes me so, so happy that people enjoy the little things in my fics :)

thank you, sweet anon, and may I suggest a lemon tart for your next coffee date :)

[kxmikomrade]

✎Batch Pastries 🥐📝

pls pls PLS read this before req!! im listing all the characters i would like to write in the future but do note that im not familiar with most of them!

Maple Syrup Tart (ᴅᴀɴɢ ʜᴇɴɢ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 2 Smau ╰─▸Dan Heng Bf Texts Smau

Pink Lemonade Tart (ᴍᴀʀᴄʜ 7ᴛʜ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 1 Smau

Strawberry Tart (ʜɪᴍᴇᴋᴏ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 1 Smau

Chocolate Tart (ᴡᴇʟᴛ ʏᴀɴɢ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Earl Grey Pudding Tart (sᴛᴇʟʟᴇ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 1 Smau

Earl Grey Caramel Tart (ᴄᴀᴇʟᴜs) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Blackberry Pie (ᴀʀʟᴀɴ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Raspberry Pie (ᴀsᴛᴀ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Ube Pie (ʜᴇʀᴛᴀ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Blueberry Scone (sᴇᴇʟᴇ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Vanilla Scone (ʙʀᴏɴʏᴀ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Sweet Lemon Scone (sᴇʀᴠᴀʟ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Lemon Scone (ɢᴇᴘᴀʀᴅ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Icecream Scone (ʜᴏᴏᴋ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Blackberry Scone (sᴀᴍᴘᴏ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Pistachio Scone (ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Strawberry Scone (ᴄʟᴀʀᴀ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Vanilla Macaroon (ᴊɪɴɢ ʏᴜᴀɴ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 2 Smau

Lemon Macaroon (ʏᴀɴǫɪɴɢ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 3 Smau ╰─▸Yanqing Bf Texts Smau

Blueberry Macaroon (ʙᴀɪʟᴜ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Chocolate Macaroon (ᴛɪɴɢʏᴜɴ) ╰─▸Nothing yet

Raspberry Croissant (ᴋᴀғᴋᴀ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 3 Smau

Blackberry Croissant (ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ) ╰─▸Accidental Confessions Pt 3 Smau

[babii-demi-demon]

babii's Comfort Foods

♡》Applesauce

♡》Trix yogurt

♡》Yogurt drops

♡》Cereal puffs

♡》Oreos

♡》Fruit chips

♡》Animal crackers

♡》Fruit snacks

♡》Sliced fruit

♡》Veggie straws

♡》Pocky

♡》Goldfish

♡》Banana Slices

♡》Cheerios

♡》Apple Slices with Peanut Butter

♡》String Cheese or Babybel

♡》Pudding

♡》Glitter Lollipops

♡》Eggs (Scambled or over easy)

♡》Hot Cereal

♡》Fruit by the foot

♡》Veggie sticks and ranch

🧚Faerie Bread🧚

♡》8 slices white bread, with crusts trimmed

♡》¼ cup margarine, softened

♡》¼ cup multicoloured candy sprinkles

♡》Spread margarine onto slices of bread.

♡》Cover with sprinkles.

♡》Cut into triangles to serve.

🍬Bubblegum Cloud Fudge🍬

♡》600g white chocolate

♡》3/4 cup sweetened condensed milk

♡》125g unsalted butter

♡》1 tsp bubble-gum flavouring

♡》2 tsp vanilla extract

♡》3 drops white food gel

♡》1 cup mini marshmallows

♡》¼ cup funfetti rainbow sprinkles

♡》Line a 9 x 9-inch square tin with baking paper and set aside.

♡》Add white chocolate, sweetened condescend milk and butter into a large microwave-safe bowl and microwave for 40 seconds at a time, mixing with a spatula each time until smooth.

♡》Add the white food gel, pink food gel, bubble-gum flavouring, and vanilla extract and use a spatula to stir until well combined.

♡》Pour half the mixture into the cake tin, then add the mini marshmallows into the mixing bowl and stir through.

♡》Pour the remaining mixture into the baking tin and spread around.

♡》Sprinkle with funfetti sprinkles and chill for 2 hours to set.

♡》Take out of the fridge and use a large knife to slice up into 16 pieces.

♡》Fudge can be stored in an airtight container for up to 4 days.

🍭 Glitter Lollipops🍭

♡》2 cups white sugar

♡》2/3 cup light Karo corn syrup

♡》1/4 cup water

♡》Edible glitter

♡》Lollipop sticks

♡》Candy thermometer

♡》A bowl partially filled with ice water

♡》Prepare your work area

♡》Line countertops with cookie sheets lined with parchment paper.

♡》Sprinkle glitter in 3" circles about 3" apart in 2 rows so that lollipop sticks can face in opposite directions and lay completely flat.

♡》If using candy, then you can place candy into the lollipops after pouring.

♡》Place sugar, corn syrup and water in a saucepan with a pouring spout.

♡》Stir until the sugar is dissolved while bringing to a boil.

♡》Once boiling, place your candy thermometer in the pot and use a pastry brush to wash down the sides so crystals don't form.

♡》Do not stir, but boil until mixture registers 300 degrees to 310 degrees (hard-crack stage) on a candy thermometer, about 5 - 7 minutes.

♡》Remove from heat and set in the bowl partially filled with ice water for 15 seconds.

♡》It will steam loudly.

♡》You want most of the air bubbles to be gone, but don't want the mixture to cool off too much because then it won't pour well - and it cools very quickly.

♡》Pour very slowly in the middle of each glitter circle until a circle is formed and press in lollipop sticks. Let sit until it's completely cooled.

🥐Mini Glazed Vegan Poptarts🥐

♡》9 tablespoon Non-Dairy Butter, cut into cubes and chilled

♡》18 tablespoon All Purpose Flour (1 Cup + 2 Tbsp)

♡》2 teaspoon Granulated Sugar

♡》¼ teaspoon Kosher Salt

♡》½ teaspoon White Vinegar

♡》3-4 tablespoon Ice Water

♡》1 Cup Powdered Sugar

♡》1 tablespoon Jam

♡》1 teaspoon Lemon Juice

♡》2-3 teaspoon Cold Water

♡》½ Cup Jam

♡》Small Bowl of Water

♡》Combine flour, sugar and salt into a medium bowl.

♡》Add cold butter cubes and cut the butter into the dry mixture with two forks of with a pastry cutter until the butter is the size of small peas.

♡》Add vinegar to the bowl, then add cold water, 1 tablespoon at a time, using your fingers to toss the mixture together.

♡》Add just enough water to make the dough stick together.

♡》Gently press the dough into a rectangle, wrap with plastic wrap, and place in the refrigerator to chill for at least 1 hour.

♡》Remove the pie dough from the refrigerator and place onto a lightly floured work surface.

♡》Using a rolling pin, roll the dough out to approximately ⅛th of an inch thick.

♡》Using a 2 ½ inch round cookie cutter, cut as many circles as possible, remove the scrap dough, press it together, wrap in plastic, and place back into the refrigerator to chill again.

♡》Wet your finger in the small bowl of water and wet around the edges of each dough round.

♡》Then, scoop about 1 ½ teaspoon of jam into the center of half of the dough rounds.

♡》Top them with the jamless dough rounds and gently press around the edges with your fingers, then using a fork, crimp around the edges to seal them.

♡》Tranfser the tartlets to a parchment lined baking tray.

♡》Repeat with the remaining pie dough.

♡》10-12 tartlets

♡》Once you are finished, place the baking tray of tartlets in the refrigerator while the oven preheats.

♡》Preheat the oven to 400* F.

♡》Bake the tartlets for 20-25 minutes or until they are golden around the edges.

♡》While the tarts are baking, mix the glaze.

♡》Combine powdered sugar, jam, and lemon juice in a bowl.

♡》Add water a teaspoon at a time whisking until the glaze is thick but pourable.

♡》Wait until they are cool and then either hold them from the bottom and dip the tops in the glaze, or place them on a cooling rack and spoon the glaze on top of the tartlets.

♡》Allow the glaze to set for an hour

🍌Banana Roll French Toast🍌

♡》2 teaspoons vegetable oil

♡》8 large slices whole wheat bread

♡》2 bananas, mashed

♡》1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened

♡》2 tablespoons white sugar

♡》¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon

♡》2 eggs

♡》Heat oil in a skillet over medium heat.

♡》Flatten bread slices using a rolling pin.

♡》Mix bananas and cream cheese together in a bowl; add sugar and cinnamon and mix well.

♡》Whisk eggs in a separate bowl.

♡》Spread about 2 1/2 tablespoons banana mixture onto 1 end of each flattened bread slice.

♡》Roll bread slice around filling.

♡》Dip bread rolls in the egg until coated and place in the hot skillet, working in batches if needed.

♡》Cook French toast rolls in the hot oil until browned, 2 to 3 minutes per side.

♡》Repeat with remaining rolls.

🐛Dirt Cake Cups🐛

♡》1 package of Oreo’s, Crushed

♡》4 tbsp Butter, Softened

♡》1 cup Powdered Sugar

♡》8 oz Cream Cheese, Softened

♡》2 (3.4 oz each) Packages Instant Chocolate Pudding

♡》3 1/2 cups Milk

♡》12 oz Cool Whip

♡》Gummy Worms

♡》Crush the entire package of Oreo’s and set aside.

♡》In a separate small bowl, mix 1/2 stick butter, 1 cup powdered sugar, and 8 oz of cream cheese until smooth.

♡》In a separate large bowl, mix 2 packages of instant chocolate pudding and 3 1/2 cups of milk together.

♡》Fold in 12 oz of Cool Whip.

♡》Mix.

♡》Pour cream cheese mixture into the pudding mixture and mix together until well combined.

♡》In individual cups of your choice, layer as follows:

♡》Layer pudding mixture first,

♡》Gummy worms next, and

♡》Then crushed Oreo’s

♡》Repeat layering until gone.

♡》Graveyard – Use tombstone shaped cookies and write R.I.P. on them. Stick into the top of each cup and garnish with pumpkins.

♡》Sandy Beach – Use golden Oreos and decorate with little umbrella

♡》Construction – Use a small shovel and/or toy tractor to garnish with.

♡》Dinosaur – Use small toy dinosaurs to decorate with.

♡》Easter – Use bunny Peeps, candy eggs, pastel M&M’s, and/or sprinkles.

♡》Flower – Use little flowers to garnish with.

🍮 Microwave Bread Pudding🍮

♡》1 cup (50g) cubed bread, fresh, or just slightly stale; about 1 1/2 to 2 slices bread

♡》1 large egg

♡》1/3 cup (74g) milk

♡》1/4 teaspoon Pure Vanilla Extract

♡》2 to 3 tablespoons (25g to 35g) granulated sugar

♡》1 to 2 tablespoons chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, dried fruit, cinnamon, etc

♡》Put the bread in a fairly shallow, single-serving, microwave-safe bowl.

♡》Whisk together the egg, milk, vanilla, and sugar.

♡》Pour over the bread in the bowl, stirring gently to combine.

♡》Stir in chips or dried fruit.

♡》Sprinkle with cinnamon, cinnamon sugar, and nutmeg.

♡》Microwave for 1 minute, uncovered.

♡》Check and see if it's still liquid.

♡》If it is, microwave in 30-second bursts, till pudding is cooked all the way to the center; the very center can still look a bit uncooked, but it shouldn't be liquid.

♡》Remove from the microwave.

♡》Drizzle with maple syrup or melted caramel or fudge sauce or...

♡》Serve warm; whipped cream or ice cream are always welcome.

🧆Baked Cauliflower Nuggets🧆

♡》3 cups of small cauliflower florets

♡》Panko breadcrumbs

♡》Parmesan cheese

♡》Italian seasoning

♡》Garlic powder

♡》Paprika

♡》Salt and pepper

♡》Eggs

♡》Cooking oil spray

♡》Combine breadcrumb mixture.

♡》In a large mixing bowl, whisk together breadcrumbs, Parmesan cheese, Italian seasoning, garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper, until evenly combined.

♡》Coat the cauliflower.

♡》Place beaten eggs into a small bowl.

♡》Dip the cauliflower florets in the eggs and then coat it with the breadcrumb mixture.

♡》Gently press the crumbs into the cauliflower florets to adhere as much as possible to them. ♡》Transfer the breaded cauliflower to a large half sheet baking pan lined with parchment paper. ♡》Spray them evenly with cooking oil spray.

♡》Bake in a 400 F preheated oven for 15-20 minutes until golden brown and crispy.

♡》Serve with favourite dipping sauce

🍓Strawberry Pasta🍓

♡》Strawberries

♡》Pasta

♡》1 tablespoon of cream (creme frache)

♡》Sugar

♡》Cook Pasta

♡》While pasta is cooking, cut the stems off the strawberries then cut into 4 (Be careful with the knife though.)

♡》Drain your pasta and put into a bowl.

♡》Smash some of the strawberries with a fork and add it the pasta

♡》Add cream and sugar.

♡》Mix. Mix. Mix.

♡》Add leftover strawberries on top

Spice Cake With Brown Butter Cream Cheese Frosting

Spice Cake

2 3/4 cups (350g) all-purpose flour

1 1/2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

1 tbsp cinnamon

1 tsp cardamom

1 tsp ginger

1/2 tsp nutmeg

1/4 tsp cloves

2 cups (380g) light brown sugar, packed

1 cup (200ml) vegetable or canola oil

1 cup (235g) unsweetened apple sauce

4 large eggs, room temperature

3 tsp vanilla extract

3/4 cup (200g) sour cream, room temperature

Brown Butter Cream Cheese Frosting

1 cup (220g) unsalted butter

16 oz cream cheese, room temperature

5 cups (600g) powdered sugar

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Cinnamon sticks

Candied nuts (half the recipe)

Spice Cake

1. Preheat the oven to 350F and prep (2) 8" round cake pans. Coat them with a thin layer of nonstick spray and line the bottoms with a round sheet of parchment paper. Wrap in damp cake strips if you have them. Set aside

2. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and spices. Set aside

3. In a large mixing bowl, either mixing by hand with a whisk or an electric mixer, mix together the sugar, oil, and apple sauce until the sugar is evenly moistened

4. Whisk in the eggs, one at a time, followed by the vanilla.

5. Once smooth, mix in half of the dry ingredients until combined. Then mix in the sour cream, followed by the rest of the dry ingredients.

6. The batter should be fairly thin. Pour it into the two cake pans, filling each about 2/3 full

7. Bake for 35-40 minutes or until a toothpick in the center comes out clean. While the cake bakes, make the brown butter

Brown Butter

1. Add the brown butter to a saucepan over medium neat. Melt it down and continue to stir until it bubbles, foams, and turns a rich amber colour. Pour the brown butter into a shallow glass dish and chill while the cakes bake

2. Once the cakes have baked, allow them to cool in the pans for about 20 minutes. Then, flip out on to a cooling rack. If you plan on decorating the cake that same day, transfer the cakes to the refrigerator uncovered to chill completely before frosting. If you are decorating the next day, allow the cakes to cool completely at room temperature. Then wrap each layer in plastic wrap and chill overnight

Brown Butter Cream Cheese Frosting

1. Once the cakes are chilled, make the frosting. But first, test the butter. It should now be opaque and firm but not hard. It should be the consistency of softened butter to where you can easily dig into it with a butter knife. If it's not there yet, continue to chill.

2. When it's ready, add the butter and cream cheese to a large mixing bowl. Mix until smooth, using a hand or stand mixer with the whisk attachment

3. Mix in 1 cup of powdered sugar at a time, followed by the vanilla. If it's still too thin, add 1/2 cup of powdered sugar at a time to thicken. Or, if your home is a bit warm, transfer the frosting to the refrigerator to chill for about 30 minutes to thicken

Assemble

When the cakes have completely cooled, level off the tops and slice each layer in half to make 4 thin layers. You don't have to do this, but I like how it evenly distributes the frosting throughout the cake.

Add a thin layer of frosting between each layer. Once all layers have been stacked, cover the cake with a thin frosting coating to lock in the crumbs. Place the cake in the refrigerator to chill for 20-30 minutes to allow the frosting to set

Once chilled, cover the cake with the remaining frosting. Add any decorations you like, like cinnamon sticks, crumbled cake scraps, or homemade candied nuts

Place the cake back in the refrigerator to chill until serving.

Wild Mushroom Chowder

Servings: 6-8

Serving size: 3 cups (meal), 1.5 cups (side)

Season: Autumn/Winter

Category: Soups and Stews, Comfort Food, Vegetarian Option

Method: Stovetop

Prep time: 20 minutes

Cook time: 25 minutes

Vegetables

8 oz. Portobello mushrooms, chopped

8 oz. White button mushrooms, chopped

8 oz. Baby bella mushrooms, chopped

6-8 oz. Oyster mushrooms, chopped

4 oz. Shiitake mushrooms, chopped

2 oz. King oyster mushrooms, chopped

0.5 oz. Chanterelle mushrooms, dried and crushed

2.5 lbs. Yukon gold potatoes, cubed

4 oz. Carrot, sliced or shredded

2 green onions stalks, snipped

Dairy

1/4 cup Unsalted Butter

8 oz. Cream cheese pkg, cubed

2 oz. Parmesan, shredded or grated

2 oz. Cheddar, shredded

Seasonings

1/4 cup Seasoned Salt

1 tbsp. Trader Joe's Umami Blend

4 tsp. Chicken Better-Than-Bouillon

5 cups Water

2 tsp. Cayenne Pepper

2 tsp. Smoked Paprika

2 tsp. Ground Black Pepper

2 tsp. Celery Salt

1 tsp. Powdered Lion's Mane Mushroom

Tools

8 qt. Stockpot with Lid

Non-Serrated Kitchen Knife

Cheese Grater

Stirring implement

Potato Masher

Ladle

1. Place the butter in the bottom of the stockpot and rough-chop all of your mushrooms. Toss the mushrooms into the pot on top of the butter, then add the green onions, carrots, and all seasonings on top. Cover and simmer on low for about 5 minutes

2. While your mushrooms are simmering, cube you potatoes. When the 5 minutes are up, dump the potatoes on top of the mushrooms and add the water. Stir the mixture so that the potatoes sink to the bottom and the mushrooms rise to the top. Cover and bring to a rolling boil.

3. When the water reaches a high bowl, reduce the heat to medium and keep covered for 20 minutes or until potatoes are softened.

4. While the vegetables and seasonings cook, cube your cream cheese and shred your parmesan and cheddar. Set them aside

5. After the 20 minutes is up, remove the pot from heat and let contents stand uncovered for at least 5 minutes before adding the cheeses. The pot must cool somewhat, or it will break the cream cheese and ruin your meal. There is no saving the meal if that happens. If the pot becomes too cool and you find the cheeses aren't blending, you can put it back on the burner covered on low to reheat it slowly

6. With everything now in the pot, grab your potato masher and start smashing the potatoes and cream cheese cubes. When the potatoes are mashed and the soup thickens, use the masher and just stir the soup until the cream cheese is thoroughly blended.

Notes:

I don't bother to peel the potatoes because the skins are nutritious and relatively thin on Yukon golds, but you're obviously welcome to do so if you prefer.

Wearing a mask when snipping the green onions will keep you from tearing up

The soup keeps in the refrigerator for about a week and a half. Add 1/2 cup of milk when reheating

Mushroom Broth Recipe

You can swap out the vegetables and herbs to suit your own tastes. If you wanted to, you could switch the brown mushrooms for a trendier medicinal mushroom, like reishi or chaga.

One carton of brown mushrooms (these are sometimes labelled baby bella mushrooms or crimini mushrooms)

One onion, roughly chopped

One cup of dry white wine (l used chardonnay)

8 cups water

Dried thyme, to taste

Salt and pepper, to taste

Garlic powder, to taste

Olive oil or another cooking oil

Saute the mushrooms in olive oil over medium heat for 10 minutes.

While the mushrooms are cooking, go ahead and chop the onion. I like to leave the skin on when I'm making broth (it adds a really nice colour), but you can remove it if you want

Add the onions to the pan, and saute for another 10 minutes

Add your white wine, stir everything together, and let it simmer for another 10 minutes to let the alcohol cook off.

Add 8 cups of water to the pot with your mushrooms. Add the thyme, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Turn the heat up to high.

When the water comes to a boil, turn the heat down to low and cover the pot with a lid. Let simmer for at least 2 hours.

When your broth is done simmering, use a sieve to strain out the mushroom and onion chunks and transfer the liquid to a clean container

Store the container in the fridge and use it in the same ways you would use vegetable, chicken, or beef broth when cooking

Pumpkin Pasta

Half an onion

3 garlic cloves

Fusilli pasta (amount: enough)

Spices to taste(rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper, paprika, and whatever else)

1/2 cup broth

1 can pure pumpkin NOT pumpkin pie mix

1 can coconut milk

4 oz cream cheese

1/2 cup parmesan

1. set a pot of water to boil, cook pasta when it's ready

2. dice the onions and garlic, then cook in a pot with some olive oil on medium until cooked

3. add in spices, then carefully pour in the broth

4. mix in the pumpkin and cook for three minutes

5. add the coconut milk and cream cheese then wait till it thickens

6. add the parmesan in small amounts so as not to make it clump

7. add drained pasta and serve

Hungarian Mushroom Soup

Servings: about 6

1 lb of fresh mushrooms

4 tbsp of unsalted butter

2 cups of chopped onions

2 tsp of dried dill weed

1 tbsp of paprika

1 tsp of soy sauce

2 cups of broth

1 cup of milk

3 tbsp of all-purpose flour

1 tsp of salt

Ground black pepper to taste

2 tbsp of lemon juice

1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley

1/2 cup of sour cream

1. Melt the butter in a large pot over medium heat. Saute the onions in the butter for 5 minutes. Add the mushrooms and saute for 5 more minutes. Stir in the dill, paprika, soy sauce, and broth. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 15 minutes

2. In a separate small bowl, whisk the milk and flour together. Pour this into the soup and stir well to blend. Cover and simmer for 15 more minutes, stirring occasionally

3. Finally, stir in the salt, ground black pepper, lemon juice, parsley, and sour cream. Mix together and allow to heat through over low heat, about 3 to 5 minutes. Do not boil. Serve immediately.

Pumpkin Chocolate Cake

3/4 cup coconut flour

1 cup milk +2 tbsp

1/4 cup olive oil

1/4 cup apple sauce

1 cup pumpkin puree

2 organic eggs

1/2 cup unrefined sugar

3/4 cup dark chocolate chips

2 tsp pumpkin spice

1 tsp aluminium free baking soda

1 tsp aluminium free baking powder

Drizzle

1/4 cup dark chocolate chips

2 tbsp milk

Preheat oven to 350F. Grease and flour a square 8x8 baking pan. Alternatively, you can line the bottom with unbleached parchment paper.

In a large mixing bowl, add the milk, puree, apple sauce, eggs, and oil. Combine with a wire whisk until you have a homogeneous mixture. Add the rest of the ingredients except the chocolate chips and combine

At this time, you can add 1/2 cup of chocolate chips and fold into the batter.

Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and bake for 45-55 minutes or until a cake tester comes out clean. Cool cake in the baking pan over a wire rack.

Heat the 2 tbsp of milk and add the chocolate chips.

Whisk until the chocolate is melted and drizzle over the cool pumpkin cake

Lavender Honey Glaze Bread

Bread

3/4 cup milk

1 tablespoons of dried lavender

6 tablespoons butter, softened

1 cup white sugar

2 eggs

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

2 drops of vanilla

1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x5 inch loaf pan

2. Combine the milk and lavender in a small saucepan over medium heat. Heat to a simmer, then remove from heat, and allow to cool slightly

3. In a medium bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until smooth

4. Beat in the egg untilthe mixture is light and fluffy.

5. Slowly Combine the flour, baking powder, and salt.

6. Stir the dry ingredients into the sugar, butter, egg mixture slowly. After adding a little of the dry add in a bit of the milk. Do this until all of its gone from both (dry and milk/lavender). Blend evenly.

7. Pour into the prepared oiled/floured pan. Spread it out evenly in the pan

8. Bake for 50 minutes in the preheated oven, or until a wooden pick inserted into the crown of the loaf comes out clean.

9. Cool in the Fridge or on a cooling rack if you have the time

Glaze

1/3 cup honey

1/4 cup light-brown sugar

1/3 cup unsalted butter

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1. Bring honey, brown sugar, and butter to a boil in a small saucepan, stirring until sugar dissolves

2. Add vanilla and remove from heat. Let cool for 1 minute.

Clover Syrup

At least one cup of clover flowers (red works, but I use white)

Three cups of water (can be taken from the tap bottled or from a magical spring just use what you got)

1/2 cup of sugar of any type

Rinse your clover and remove as much stem as you can. If there's a little left, it's fine, then toss it in a pot with your water and bring to a rolling boil boil it for about three minutes and remove from heat, then let it sit until it's cool or at least warm. After it's cooled a bit, strain it. Once strained you can compost or throw away the steeped clover.

Pour the clover tea into a pot, add your sweetener, and bring to a boil and then turn heat to low. Be sure it reduces by half. when it has reduced, turn off the heat and let it cool completely.

Ghibli Inspired Soup (Vegan Version)

Heat 3 tbsp olive oil or your preferred cooking oil in a large soup pot . Chop three celery stalks, 1.5 sweet onions, 6 smallish carrots (you can adjust amounts of veggies to your preferences) and sauté for around five minutes or so on medium heat stirring occasionally until the onions start to become a little translucent. Add 3 cloves of minced garlic, stir, and cook two minutes. Add around 3 cups chopped red potatoes and cook, stirring occasionally for 5-7 minutes

Add 3 tbsp flour, just enough to evenly coat the vegetables and potatoes, cook for another minute stirring it well

Add six cups broth and bring to a boil

Once it's boiling, throw in half a pound of gnocci, cook two minutes, or until the gnocci starts floating to the surface

Add 1.5 cups unsweetened coconut milk soup base and one can of corn.

Season with 1 tablespoon dried basil (or more if you like), 2 bay leaves, a TON of black pepper, and quite a bit of salt because potatoes

Turn heat to low and simmer for 10-15 minutes

[saurabhanandtripzygo]

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2. Croissants (France)

No trip to France is complete without indulging in a freshly baked croissant. These buttery, flaky pastries are perfect for breakfast or a mid-morning snack. Pair with a café au lait while people-watching in a Parisian café. 🥐☕

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Head to Italy for a slice of the original Pizza Margherita. This Neapolitan classic is topped with San Marzano tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, fresh basil, salt, and extra-virgin olive oil. Simple yet incredibly delicious! 🍕🇮🇹

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Treat yourself to a sweet indulgence with Belgian Waffles. These golden, crispy waffles are often served with whipped cream, strawberries, and a drizzle of chocolate. Perfect for breakfast or dessert! 🧇🍓

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[chefgerardmolloy]

📢 “The Pastry 🥐 Kitchen” New Cookery Class at The Kitchen Cookery School @thekitchenatcg @chewtonglen 📸 Caramelised dark caramel, sweet orchard apple 🍎 tarte tatin with crisp, freshly made all butter 🧈 puff pastry 🥐 📝 Tarte tatin is a traditional French 🇫🇷 dessert 🍨 delicious 😋 on its own or served with crème fraîche or a scoop of vanilla ice cream 🍦 📝 We also made “Sweet Pastry” or “Pate Sucre” which we then turned into a creamy & zingy lemon 🍋 tart 👍 📝 We also made “Shortcrust Pastry” which we then turned into a delicious spinach, sweet onion 🧅 & cheese 🧀 quiche 👍 📝 Sweet pastry differs from shortcrust pastry in that the softened butter is creamed with the sugar before adding the eggs 🥚 & flour 👩‍🍳 📝 This may seem counter-intuitive as making shortcrust pastry: sees fridge cold butter gently combined with flour to form a breadcrumb like mixture 👍 📝 However, the crumbly nature of shortcrust pastry can make it tricky to work with, which can cause problems when lining a tart tin. Sweet pastry avoids this issue because the creaming of butter 🧈 & sugar at the beginning allows air to be incorporated, creating a nice light texture that is also slightly easier to work with than shortcrust 👩‍🍳 🗒️ As with any pastry, chilling it in the fridge before rolling it out is key 🔑 the longer, the better. Also resting in the fridge until chilled & firm will minimise shrinkage during baking 👌 #cooking #cookeryschools #cookeryclass #cook #pastry #patisserie #tarttatin #puffpastry #shortcrustpastry #sweetpastry #dessert #instabake #baking #pastrychef #learning #teach #chewtonglen #thekitchenatcg #chef #cheflife #funtimes #thekitchencookeryschool #eat #tasty #instafood #food #iconicluxuryhotels (at The Kitchen at Chewton Glen) https://www.instagram.com/p/CojAAOootOg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[caris-p]

『Nimmies Pastry Cafe』 📍171 Jalan Beringin Taman Melodies Johor Bahru 80250 🇲🇾 🥐【Earl Grey Croissant】RM 18 -Earl grey was too strong but the croissant was good ⭐️6/10 🍋【Shaker Lemon Pie Croissant】RM 18 -Not too lemony, custard filling, nice ⭐️7.5/10 🥐【Plain Croissant】RM 9 -Very nicely baked 👍 -But expected it to be more flavorful but it’s still good! ⭐️7.5/10 🥐【Matcha Red Bean Croissant】RM 18 -A little on the sweet side but the croissant was crispy and fresh ⭐️7.5/10 🍳【Hoe Lemak Croissant】RM 16 -Best one we had so far -The egg was still runny and the crust was crispy -Their sambal was good! The spicy type but it’s really good! ⭐️9/10 🍝【Green Pesto Tagliatelle】RM 38 -Pasta was good, chicken cutlet was crispy and meat was tender -Pesto was ok but a little strong for me ⭐️8/10 ☕️【Cappuccino】RM 15 -Pretty and quite thick, nice! ⭐️8.5/10 🍵【Yuri Matcha Latte】RM 13 -very nice! -would prefer if the matcha is a little stronger ⭐️8.5/10 🥤【Pineapple Lemonade Summer】RM 14 -pineapple lemonade soda ⭐️8.5/10 Overall the environment is really pretty, aesthetic. Food was okay. Worth a trip if you are nearby but maybe won’t come back again so soon. Would prefer going to seven oaks where they have more varieties 🙈 Promo: 5% cash back if you order through your phone, pay through the app/ at the counter! #Jbfoodies #nimmiespastrycafe #nimmies #pastries #cafe #KSL #Johorbarhu #croissant https://www.instagram.com/p/Cneiv95vEf7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kellebjammin]

As Julia would say… “Bon appetite!” 🇫🇷 🗼 🎂 A fun time was had by all in celebrating sweet Tess’ 12th birthday at the Kelle B Kitchen! 🥳 During the planning process, the birthday girl requested croissants for her French themed baking birthday bash, and boy was that just the beginning of the delightful and delicious treats we created! 🥐��🥮🍋🎂 Thanks to @thebreadsandthebees mad baking skills, we were ready for the girls when they arrived! 👩‍🍳 Puff pastry croissants, traditional lemon madeleines, mini tartlets, linzer cookies, and choux pastry cream puffs! 😍 Freshly made lemon and orange curds, vanilla & Nutella creme patissiere and, but of course, some mixed berry elderflower jam was all on hand to fill, dip, dunk and stuff into all the awaiting French patissiere treats! 💖🎉👩‍🍳🎂👏 So proud of these girls and what they created! They each took jam packed pastry boxes home to share with family & friends. #sharingiscaring Thank you Tess for allowing me to help you spread love and sweet treats to celebrate the joy that is you! Have a blessed year ahead and always remember to live “la douceur de vivre” (the sweet life)! #kellebjammin #frenchpatisserie #birthdayparty #happybirthday #thesweetlife #spreadlove #jamgood #lubbock #cookingwithkids #madewithlove #frenchpastry #lubbocktexas #celebration #kellebkitchen #thankyou (at Kelle B, LLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/CammKCOuKHr/?utm_medium=tumblr

[wastelesswanderess]

I nearly broke my bicycle getting this HUGE load of #rescuedfood home this evening! 😵🤯🥖 I love that @olio.app exists for redistributing food to bellies instead of bins, but DEAR GOD this is an obscene amount of food. There is something seriously broken with the shops purchasing and stockings systems for this to be an acceptable amount of #foodwaste for a shop from just ONE DAY. This haul included: A full bin bag of pastries and croissants 🥐 18 bags of panini breads 7 bags of mini baguette 🥖 5 lemons 9 limes and a single mandarin 6 blueberry muffins 2 bags of custard doughnuts 9 packs of sushi 3 bags of salad 2 bags of chopped carrots and swede 1 bag chopped broccoli 3 whole cellophane covered broccoli 12 pairs of packaged avocados 10 loose avocados 4 loaves of bread 4 bags of pancakes 2 bags of cherry tomatoes 5 packs of ready chopped stir-fry veggies 2 packs of ham 1 container of egg mayonnaise 8 bananas 4 plastic boxes of pears inside bags A litre of milk Coleslaw Basil And probably more that I'm forgetting... How in the heck is a shop miscalculating their stock levels so much that this level of loss is not important to them? How on earth is our food system so flawed that we would rather see full shelves even if that food is nearly guaranteed to be wasted? I am glad that olio is stepping in to divert food from actually going to waste, but it absolutely should not be getting this far. 90% of this food was not even discounted to try and sell it. That is pure ludicrousness. #freegan #belliesnotbins #foodwastesucks #zerofoodwaste #zerowastegoals #zerowaste #lesswaste #zerowastedublin #zerowasteireland #zerowasteirl #foodrescue #oliofoodwastehero (at Dublin, Ireland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXHkiyANNty/?utm_medium=tumblr

[chiffiorra]

₊❏❜ ⋮ Victory

Kinktober Day #25

Prompt: Semi-Public Character: Takahiro Hanamaki This Work Contains: fem!reader, cheerleader!reader, semi-public, blowjob, unprotected sex, spit as lube, creampie, wet and messy WC: 960 Note: surprise! yes yes before y'all boo and throw tomatoes at me, i wanted to get these last prompts out of the way. will the rest of the prompts be posted sporadically? yes (i think). did i put my cotton candussy into this? ...also yes. i'm crazy for this man y'all. happy kinktober 2024 Taglist: @interstellar-inn, @pixelcafe-network, @eveningatthemoviesnetwork, @thehoneypotserver, @awkwardaardvarkforever

They won. Aoba Johsai won the game against the opposing team and the crowd went wild along with the cheer squad and you did too. Every player on both sides of the court gave it their all and everyone in the crowd never stopped going wild. You couldn’t be any more proud of the boys.

And you especially couldn’t wait for the promised “celebration”.

Pushing you against the wall of the now empty club room, you felt his kisses trail down from your lips to your neck. As he was leaving not only wet kisses along your skin, but he was also so close to leaving marks despite you telling him before not to.

“Hiro… what if someone comes back?” You whispered out. You couldn’t deny the thought of someone walking on you two or overhearing what was going on made your heart race in the best way. But of course, there was that small thought in your head that made itself known. You gasped as you felt teeth softly graze but not leave a bite on your neck.

“Relax and don’t worry about it, the door's locked. It’s my turn to lock up the clubroom, remember?” You felt him breathe out a chuckle, it didn’t do much reassuring but at least you didn’t have to worry about anyone barging in out of nowhere.

Whatever nagging thought running through your brain would soon be cut off once you felt him lock his lips with yours. Large warm hands slid up your thighs and under your pleated skirt to squeeze your ass as Hanamaki remembered eyeing you while you cheered for him. It took everything in him to focus on the game and not get distracted. But he still couldn’t deny that the school’s cheer uniform suited you very well. 

It wasn’t long before he would sit you in front of his lap sucking him off eagerly, knowing that you were just as eager for this as him. The nearly gagging sounds as he dug his hand into your hair while guiding you were something that he would treasure forever. Now for every time the team held meetings here? He would only remember your innocent eyes as you looked up at him on your knees, drool still seeming to escape your lips as you bobbed your head almost rapidly. 

Pulling away from his cock with one more long lick, you were ready to stroke him until he came as your hand wrapped around him. But Hanamaki had another idea as he placed his hand over yours to stop you.

“Wait baby,” he was ready to explode at this point and no way did he want that to happen just yet. “Lemme fuck you. I need to be in you,” he was already pulling you up to sit on his lap before you could even respond.

“At least let me take off my skirt first!” You giggled, not minding him being so needy already. Even when you barely managed to remove said skirt and panties, he was already on you once again, lips sucking on your neck and most definitely leaving marks but you were past caring at this point.

Hanamaki spat on his hand to slick up his cock before guiding it in you after a few quick pumps. You were shocked by the almost aggressive pace, but the way he was already hitting every spot cleared away any thought as you eagerly bounced on him, burying your head into his neck as you tried to quiet down, sure that you two weren’t exactly alone as you thought. But of course he wasn’t going to make things any easier for you.

Feeling a hand dig into your hair, you were surprised to feel your head be pulled back from Hanamaki’s neck and be greeted with his hungry gaze on you.

“Let me hear you,” despite his soft tone, you knew it was a demand. You tried to keep your volume low enough for only him to hear despite the difficulty. The slickened noises between the two of you along with his hand leaving your hair to rub at your clit made you feel so good that you wish this could last despite the limited time you had in here.

His free hand lifted up your cheer top to be greeted by your bra and it only began pushing him closer to his climax as he picked up the pace and pistoned his hips inside you. At this point, he was pushing it and someone was sure to walk by but he didn’t give a single damn; whoever was outside listening was getting a good show of a cheerleader fucking one of the volleyball team members after a game. What would the others think?

“Hiro… Hiro, I’m gonna cum–” he snapped out of his thoughts as you pulled him closer to you and clutched handfuls of his jersey as you came on him, legs shaking as you grinded on him, riding out your orgasm. That finally made him let go and cum inside you, filling you up. 

As you panted, catching your breath, his hips twitched as he gave you all of him. You laid your head on his shoulder, snuggling into it as you enjoyed the silence that was now present with his arms now wrapped around you. Not getting up just yet along with combined releases starting to make a mess between you two, you locked eyes with him and gave him a coy smile. “Wanna do this again?” 

He smirked back at you as his hand squeezed your breast over your top. “You think I’d say no after all of this? Of course I do.”

“Then win the next game for me and we’ll do more than one round.”

[chiffiorra]

╰┈➤ If a Dream Is Just a Dream

➜ Synopsis: Too much party drinking leaves you and your old friend to wake up next to each other in your bed mere hours later. Is this the best way to catch up? More at 6.

➜ Pairings: Rintaro Suna x fem!reader

➜ This Fic Contains the Following: Best friend!Suna, alcohol mention, implied hooking up last night, awkwardness at first, cunnilingus, fingering, overstimulation, based off of rp; basically y'all hooked up, forgot, and did it again

➜ WC: 3,160

➜ Note: so remember that one poll i did ages ago? yeah suna won so here we go lol. also since this is based off an rp i did with a friend, i got their permission to make a fic ofc! special shoutout to @qichun for being my beta, couldn't have done it without you 🫶🏽

➜ Taglist: @interstellar-inn @pixelcafe-network @eveningatthemoviesnetwork @thehoneypotserver

Last night felt like a blur and that was not an exaggeration. As soon as he awoke and tried to sit up, Suna immediately felt a pounding headache that made him wince. Well, he supposed that’s what he gets for sitting up too fast but goddamn, how much did he drink last night? Wait… was it still even nighttime?

He would yawn as he stretched his arms and went to reach for his phone. His eyes would blink blearily at the bright light greeting him and see that it was 1:45 AM, way too early for him to be asleep that’s for sure. And on a weekend too? Just how much did he have to drink for him to feel this drowsy and hungover already? And how much did he have to drink to have someone else in bed with him? Suna would turn his phone to shine on the figure that was currently sleeping next to him, only moving by their breathing.

And to his surprise, it was you under the bright light. Not some random girl sleeping next to him and wearing his shirt; you. His old friend that he was just catching up with after years of not seeing each other. You looked almost peaceful as he watched you dream, following the inhale and exhale of your chest.

Still dealing with a pounding headache, Suna was reeling from the sight and had so many questions. For starters: what happened last night? How much did the two of you have to drink? Did you remember anything or were you just as lost as him? All he remembered was that he was invited to another dorm’s party, you two were talking… and that was that.

As he let out a sigh and wondered what his next move would be, he would hear stirring under the sheets and be greeted by you slowly sitting up. ‘Shit,’ was the only thought that ran through his head as his heart began to race.

As for you, you too were also dealing with a headache from drinking. You groaned as you rubbed the temples of your forehead as you would eye the man on your bed. A chill ran down your spine as it was Suna, not some random person. Hell, a random person would’ve been more preferable than him! At least you would’ve pretended that this mess never happened if it was a stranger albeit the aftermath wouldn’t have been more or less awkward. You were even more surprised to see that he didn’t leave you here all by yourself.

“Hey…” he would finally break the tension. Thank goodness for him being the first to speak, you weren’t sure how to start it off.

“Hey,” you replied back meekly. “What time is it?” You would add, a yawn breaking off the end of your question as you rubbed at your eyes. You were still tired it seems.

“1:45, did I wake you up?” He asked, mind still unable to comprehend that it was you he went with after that party, that it was you he slept with, and that you were the one wearing his shirt that was much too big on you. The same exact shirt he had worn mere hours ago.

“No no, it’s okay. I was just waking up. Are you okay?” You asked despite the headache that was beginning to already form. God, this was why you didn’t drink that much. You still couldn’t believe that you were talked into drinking more than one shot! You groaned as you closed your eyes and rubbed at the temples on your head as you couldn’t believe what a foolish choice you made, and also of the consequences that came afterwards.

“I’m fine… Does your head hurt?” You opened your eyes to see Suna holding out a half full water bottle out to you, the one that was left on your nightstand. You would thank him as you took a few sips, feeling refreshed and already feeling your headache no longer being an issue before you would ask the big question that you were so sure that was running through his head as well. “So… Do you remember anything?”

“Uh…” Suna was usually good at hiding whatever emotion he was feeling at the moment, but not even he was able to hide the shock on his face. Still unable to process what happened only hours ago, he would slowly, and sluggishly, sit up on the edge of the bed. He would fiddle with the drawstring of his sweatpants as he tried to recall what exactly happened. He obviously remembered drinking way too many, but that was all. An embarrassed chuckle left his lips as he finally answered, “No… not really.”

A glance at you showed a sad expression on your face that made his heart sink, he didn’t mean to hurt you like that. “You don’t remember anything?” You asked, your words stinging him even more than he would’ve liked.

While you were quite unhappy that he didn’t remember as much as you did, you also understood that he drank more than you, he couldn’t really be at fault. You on the other hand, remembered everything, as embarrassing as that was. Your face burned as your thighs rubbed together, suddenly remembering that you had nothing underneath his shirt. As you took a few more sips of your water bottle, you pondered on how you were going to rip the bandaid off.

Swallowing down your nerves, you began, “Well… after some drinks,” you looked away, unable to look him in the eyes as you continued. “One thing led to another and it ended with you and I kissing.”

Suna listened on, groaning as his eyebrows furrowed. He scratched the back of his neck as he tried to jog his memory again. But looking at you, he now found a few clues that had him figure out what happened hours ago: waking up next to you, you wearing his shirt, the rest of the clothes scattered along the floor (which he noted that belonged to you), his swollen lips and the taste that lingered when he licked at them. It was all coming together now though it took him a while to register.

“I remember that much at least. Highly doubt that was all that happened, considering you’re wearing nothing but my shirt,” he responded. It wasn’t far from the truth and wasn’t the only thing that happened and you knew it too. You only fiddled with the hem of his shirt, thighs rubbing together again as the memory of what happened replayed in your mind again. “You’re right, that’s not all that happened,” you began. “We did fool around before passing out. Foreplay, mind you.”

Fool around? Foreplay? Really? That was all you could say? Before you could kick yourself any further with the wording you chose, you felt a weight lay across your lap and would hear a grunt. To your surprise, Suna would lay across your lap, feeling the long overdue headache finally catch up to him.

“I figured,” he could only mutter back, pinching the bridge of his nose.

Despite your surprise, you would still indulge nevertheless. With that, you would lean down and plant a kiss on his forehead. An action reminiscent of when you two were kids and you would playfully kiss at his cheeks much to his disgust. This time he didn’t resist or make any comments like he usually did, in fact, he seemed to like it.

The kiss you left on him felt foreign to him but not at all unwelcome. That plus the warmth he felt from you against his skin? It felt nice, definitely no complaints from him. In fact, it would have him say another coy remark, “Was I good?”

You couldn’t help but laugh in surprise at the unexpected question, how dare he make you more flustered? Curses! With that, you looked away from him again, carding your fingers through his hair almost absentmindedly. “Yes, you were,” you said, unable to face him.

Despite your shy answer, that still didn’t stop Suna from saying something else; possibly to see you more flustered.

“Glad to hear it. Shame I couldn’t see you enjoy yourself,” he added with a snicker seeing you hide your face behind your free hand.

“Oh shush, Rin!” You added, still giggling and not at all uncomfortable nor offended by his words. “I can assure you I did.” After saying that, you would continue stroking his hair gently, noticing that he closed his eyes out of enjoyment.

Suna melted into your touch as you continued stroking his hair. While still a bit down that he couldn’t remember beyond drinking one too many, this was the next best thing for him that he never thought he needed. Was it going to affect your friendship later? That was a question that was gonna be saved for future him, right now was something, or rather someone, way more important in front of him.

“Wish I could’ve seen it for myself,” he said. The teasing remarks kept going, most likely thanks to his post-drunken state. This state would also cause him to be bolder, as he reached his hand up to your free hand and entwined your fingers together with his before pulling your hand close to his. It was his turn to place a kiss on you as he left a small one upon your fingers.

Despite your heart skipping a beat, you would teasingly add a “next time” and that got his attention. “Next time?” He chuckled, almost nervously. Though you seemed to be joking and he was just joining in, there was a slight chance that he was being serious. He would glance up at you with a gleam in his eyes that appeared almost teasing. “It’s up to you though, beautiful.”

As for you, the thought of this happening once again but with the two of you sober this time made something stir inside of you. “I wouldn’t say no,” you said, before leaning down to place another kiss but on the tip of his nose this time.

However, before you could pull away, you felt large hands gently cup the side of your face and your eyes met his. After what felt like a long time but was nearly a minute, you felt Suna brush strands of your hair away from your face.

“Whatever you say, princess,” you felt his lips brush against your cheek as he whispered before he would pull you into a soft and gentle embrace.

You didn’t know if you were a saint in your past life or what, but you sure as hell weren’t complaining. For now, you would relish in his embrace as you snuggled into his neck, smiling. In response, you felt Suna snuggling into you, enjoying your warmth and basking into it. This was nice for him and you, despite it starting off as a drunken mishap. Though Suna still felt a tinge of worry that this night would change your friendship, he definitely wouldn’t mind doing this again while you were both sober.

“Do you wanna continue?” He whispered, after a moment of relaxing silence passed by. You were ready to consider dozing off in his arms when he asked. Something stirred inside you once again when he asked, maybe it was excitement?

No matter what that feeling was, you couldn’t help but say yes. “Yeah, I want this.” If you could nod eagerly, you would. But you at least felt his heartbeat skip as he loosened his grasp around you. Before you knew it, he would lay you down gently under him as he slowly began kissing down your body. If you weren’t burning up before, you are now thanks to that.

You felt him place light kisses on your neck, then your breast, then your thigh, and finally your ankle. You felt yourself become excited as you watched him place your leg over his shoulder. “Is this okay?” You heard him ask, butterflies in your stomach fluttering from him checking on you.

“Yes… this is fine,” you would respond, voice feeling weak along with your knees. You wanted to say more but you bit your tongue, curious and eager for his next move.

His free hand began to lift up your shirt, his shirt; up to your hips. You couldn’t help but feel yourself practically drip onto the sheets as his free hand ran up along your inner thigh as he gently, but firmly, held your thighs apart. Any chance you would want to stop and he would stop, no questions asked; but for now, he was ready to enjoy himself.

You watched on as Suna’s lips would slowly reach to your core. His free hand would carefully lift up your shirt, his shirt; above your waist to reveal everything to him. You shivered as you were once again exposed to him, meanwhile your hands couldn’t decide if they wanted to clutch at your sheets or hide your face from the sight of your old friend ready to recreate your time from hours ago but the both of you were now sober and knew what was going to happen. The mental battle in your head finally conceded as you let your hands rest on the sheets and cling onto them tightly as if you were going to leave him without warning. “Keep going… I’m ready,” you whispered back to him.

Suna, ever the perceptive one, would move the hand that was still on your thigh and place it on top of yours in what felt like an almost comforting gesture as you laced them your fingers together. He continued gently kissing at your thighs that would turn into sucking that you were sure to cover them in love bites. One suck turned into him biting at a thigh, his ears picking up on the soft gasp from you. Soothing the slight pain from the bite with more gentle kisses before he would finally stop and eye your slit. He planted a small kiss on your clit right before adding his tongue to lightly lick at it before he would add more as the light licking would turn to sucking your clit gently.

“This okay?” You heard him mumble, even through your soft moans that were soon to pick up volume.

You shakily exhaled a long breath as you felt his warm tongue lick a long line from your entrance to your clit before tracing it around your clit again. “Y-yeah…” you whispered.

In response, Suna would suck on your clit. Another gasp would escape your lips as he kept going, his tongue licking up and down your folds before dipping his tongue into your entrance teasingly. Your hand immediately went to cover your mouth, not trusting yourself to be quiet as your hips twitched in surprise. But you felt a hand grab your arm and pull it away from covering your mouth. You look down at Suna, shocked to see him holding onto your wrist to keep you from hiding your moans.

“Rin,” you began to plead, only for him to shake his head in response before he proceeded back to what he was doing. He would dip his tongue in you but go deeper, curling it while the hand that wasn’t holding onto your wrist moved to your clit. Your jaw would fall open as you moaned when his thumb began rubbing there to gently coax an orgasm out of you before adding another finger.

With his tongue thrusting in and out of you plus his fingers along your clit made you see stars and you could already feel yourself growing closer to the edge as he moved his fingers faster, not caring about what ache would come afterwards once he made you cum.

He pulled his tongue away and began lapping and sucking at your clit almost frantically, as if he were starving and you were the last meal on Earth.

It was too much. Too much. You couldn’t help but try and shut your legs together, but Suna was faster than you and kept them open and to the bed with little effort. Sometimes you forget how strong he was.

“I-I can’t—” “You can.” There was no argument anymore as Suna kept going, eager to force another orgasm out of you. This time, his fingers would be the one inside you.

Your legs trembled and before you knew it, you came. But that didn’t stop him; he would continue lapping at your cunt despite your back arching and hips rocking against his face from sensitivity.

“One more, baby. I just want one more from you. Can you do that for me?” he said, his eyes meeting yours as he carefully inched two fingers inside you.

Your eyes were already tearing up from him pushing you beyond your release but you nodded in agreement. A moan would leave your lips as you felt his fingers thrust against your g-spot that would soon turn into a pleasured cry once you felt his other hand pinch your clit. Just how long did he intend on torturing you like this? This was way more compared to what happened earlier!

Your head fell back onto the bed as you felt him move his fingers and his lips wrap around your clit once more. Your eyes slowly closed as you moaned, no longer caring and too far gone about being loud. It was too much as you had just came but you loved it. It wasn’t going to be long before another one was starting to build up.

“Rin… more please,” you tearfully begged, wanting to cum for him again. A hand would push him closer to your cunt as he didn’t stop, not even once. Suna obliged, his fingers pumping inside you and his tongue making a mess, the sounds loud enough to echo around in your room. You clenched around him as you felt yourself beginning to reach the edge. And it wouldn’t take long too, all was needed was him to grind his palm against your clit for you to gush all over him.

When it was all over, you would lay down on top of him, still catching your breath and legs still shaking from the pleasure he gave you without expecting anything in return despite your offer afterwards. You felt him kiss the top of your head as he held you close, patiently waiting for you to calm down.

“Rin…” you whispered. He would hum in response.

“Does this change anything between us?” It was time to ask the big question to break the silence even if you didn’t want to. But you had to know.

“No,” Suna answered. “We’ll talk more in the morning for sure, but for now? You’re still important to me as always.”

And that was all you needed to know, the rest could come in the morning.

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₊❏❜ ⋮ Don't Say "No" Now

Kinktober Day #22

Prompt: Recording Character: Sosuke Aizen This Work Contains: fem!reader, coworker!reader, modern AU, dubcon, noncon recording, blackmailing, coercion, oral (male focused, forced), aizen is an ass as per usual lol WC: 881 Note: well i'm just gonna drop this off and run away giggling ehehe. also holy shit i beat my record from last year, go me! 🥳 Taglist: @enchantedforest-network, @arlertsbaby, @nanamis-wifey-reye, @stygianoir

He clicked his tongue as you once again rejected his offer to go out with him. This was his third attempt over the year he knew you and for some reason, you just kept refusing to go out on a date with him. Was there something wrong with him? Did you secretly not like him?

Whatever the case was, it irked him. Aizen pushed his glasses up his nose as he watched you turn away from him after declining to have some lunch with him at the new restaurant that opened up recently. 

Another thing he didn't like was your attitude towards him. The previous times he tried to court you were polite in turning him down. Now? It was like you were annoyed with him, as if he were some bug to swat aside. Were you tired of him already? Pity… because he sure wasn’t tired of you even if he wanted to be. You were always on his mind day and night. Aizen craved you like he craved no other before. And unfortunately for you, this would come back to bite you in the worst way. 

And he just had the plan for it, now there was no way you could ever turn him away again.

That night after everyone had finished up their work and gone home afterwards, you were still at your office finishing up on the project you were assigned to. ‘Just a few more finishing touches and I’m all done and free for the weekend!’ You thought happily to yourself, ready to go home and catch up on your favorite shows. But you were unaware of the hell that awaited you.

Sneaking up on quiet footsteps, you never noticed Aizen began making his way up to you, smile already growing into a wide grin as he was ready to proceed with his plan. Like a snake, he would strike at his prey. You, the unfortunate prey, almost yelped in surprise as you felt him cover your mouth and muffle any screams that would escape you. 

As you immediately began to fight back, you felt a strong arm wrap around your torso and lips brushing against your earlobe. “Come now, we’re all alone here. No one can hear you scream here,” a familiar voice whispered into your ear. You felt your skin crawl as you felt hands run across your body, heart beating wildly in panic. Was what he was saying true?

“Look- I won’t say anything, just let me go please! I’ll even go out with you next time,” you pleaded, tears already filling your eyes. But to your horror, all you heard was a chuckle in response.

“Now now… why change your mind now?” He responded, lifting you up from your chair before not so gently placing you down on the floor. You once again tried to fight him off but it was no use, he was much too strong compared to you.

“Besides, I believe you owe me some time with you, no?” You were helpless as he held your wrists above your head, free hand unbuttoning your shirt and revealing your bra. He continued removing your shirt along with the rest of your clothing. “You also don’t want anyone, especially our own boss, to catch wind of this, do you?” 

You didn’t know what he was referring to until you saw him point to something distant. Your eyes followed along to see what he was pointing to until you saw it: a red blinking light. To your horror, it was a recording camera.

Not paying attention to your reaction, he only unbuckled his pants and shucked them enough to reveal his cock. Before you could even react, you felt your hair being grabbed and his cock being shoved down your throat, immediately making you gag and grab onto his thighs to pull away but he refused to let up on you. You had to force yourself to relax around him but at the very least he was granting you little mercy by holding himself still and not moving until you stopped resisting him and relaxed. 

With that, Aizen thrusted into your mouth, going at a moderate pace but still a little fast but the sooner it was over the better. You hummed around his cock, moving your head along his pace, refusing to look up until he demanded you to.

“You look so pretty like this. Maybe I should have you like this more often,” Aizen took delight in the tears running down your cheeks thanks to his fast pace. He also took note of your thighs squeezing together despite you not wanting to do any of this earlier and yet your body fought against this. He was grateful to catch you alone in a time like this where he could have you all to himself without any interruptions. 

You continued rubbing your thighs together before you felt him pull away from you, choosing to not release down your throat. Aizen would then lay you down on the ground and spread your legs away to reveal your pussy to him, already wet for him.

“Smile for the camera, my dear. We’ll be here for a long time,” he would say, smirking at your panicked expression. “Now you will never deny me again.”

[chiffiorra]

well folks, it's about that time again 🤭

kinktober is coming up and i am so excited to share my ideas! let's hope i'll actually get through them all this time lmaooo

if any prompts look familiar from my last list, i never got to them and simply decided to give them another chance and hopefully deliver 💚

special thanks to @nanamis-wifey-reye and @blackfire2013 for helping me with coming up with ideas! couldn't have done it without y'all!

so without further ado, the kinktober 2023 list!

day 1: predator + prey

pairings: husband!kenpachi zaraki x wife!reader

summary: you knew your husband always found the chase fun, why not indulge him?

day 2: edging

pairing: leone abbacchio x reader

summary: being on the edge of glory wasn't on your bucket list, but can you really refuse?

day 3: temperature play

pairing: chifuyu matsuno x reader

summary: how else can you beat the heat?

day 4: hate sex

pairing: obanai iguro x hashira!reader

summary: you could never stand him. what happens when you two are alone together?

day 5: double peneration

pairings: atsumu and osamu miya x reader

summary: you had an idea on how to celebrate the twins' birthday.

day 6: blackmail

pairing: curse user!kento nanami x sorcerer!reader (dubcon)

summary: it hurt that he turned against jujutsu society, even more so when he decided to hurt you too.

day 7: power play/imbalance

pairing: bonten!manjiro "mikey" sano x assistant!reader (dubcon)

summary: your new job as an assistant has an... interesting benefit.

day 8: toys

pairing: modern!"red haired" shanks x reader

summary: your fwb has brought something interesting to share with you.

day 9: pregnancy

pairing: fiancé!bruno bucciarati x fiancée!reader

summary: no matter the changes, he still loves your body either way.

day 10: aftercare

pairing: giyu tomioka x reader

summary: you didn't expect this but it is very welcoming.

day 11: shower/tub

pairing: gyomei himejima x reader

summary: you were originally gonna bathe but this was much better.

day 12: restraints

pairing: nico robin x crewmate!reader

summary: one of the benefits of having the hana hana no mi devil fruit ability is holding someone down.

day 13: cunnilingus

pairing: volkner x reader

summary: this wasn't what you had in mind when he said he was hungry.

day 14: knife play

pairing: shuji hanma x reader

summary: you're never supposed to play with sharp objects, but when did he ever follow the rules?

day 15: aphrodisiacs

pairing: trafalgar d. water law x crewmate!reader

summary: after getting hit with a strange devil fruit ability, this was the only way to get rid of the effects.

day 16: cockwarming

pairing: streamer!kenma kozume x girlfriend!reader

summary: be good for him while he does his job, won't you? it is his birthday after all.

day 17: rough

pairing: roronoa zoro x crewmate!reader

summary: a sparring session takes a turn for the better.

day 18: phone sex

pairing: boyfriend!sae itoshi x girlfriend!reader

summary: you miss your boyfriend so much so you decide to call to check on him, it turned out better than you expected.

day 19: choking

pairing: crocodile x warlord!reader

summary: you didn't think he would figure out a secret of yours after an argument.

day 20: somnophilia

pairing: eustace kidd x crewmate!reader

summary: he was originally going to check up on you after you've been feeling unwell, but he couldn't help himself after seeing your sleeping form.

day 21: vanilla

pairing: boyfriend!josuke "gappy" higashikata x girlfriend!reader

summary: being together like this always made him happy.

day 22: recording

pairing: modern!sosuke aizen x coworker!reader (dubcon)

summary: your coworker has a way of getting you to agree to go out with him.

day 23: dacryphilia

pairing: grimmjow jaquerjaeques x shinigami!reader

summary: seeing a poor shinigami cry made something unexpected stir inside him.

day 24: teratophilia

pairing: true form ryomen sukuna x servant!reader (dubcon)

summary: he took an interest in you. why not just stop trying to hide from him and just give in?

day 25: semi-public

pairing: takahiro hanamaki x cheerleader!reader

summary: what better way to celebrate the team's win than to hook up with a loved cheerleader?

day 26: corruption

pairing: touya "dabi" todoroki x civilian!reader

summary: the villian you chose to hide in your house has grown attached to you. and doesn't plan on letting you go.

day 27: floor sex

pairing: pro!ryusei shidou x manager!reader

summary: he sure had energy to spare even after a game.

day 28: strap on

pairing: phoebe x reader

summary: she had something she wanted to show you.

day 29: morning sex

pairing: husband!shouta aizawa x wife!reader

summary: you love waking up with your husband like this.

day 30: size difference

pairing: yasutora "chad" sato x reader

summary: seeing you compared to him always brought something out of him.

day 31: gangbang

pairing: msby jackals x manager!reader

summary: you didn't think they meant "end the season with a bang" almost literally, but you surely couldn't disagree.

[chiffiorra]

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