Welcome. Here you will find the things I find entertaining enough to waste most of my time on. Mostly fandom stuff probably. A list of my favorite randoms appears on my about me. If you know me, I apologize. Oh goodness I apologize. And suggest that you run far away and rethink your decision to search my dwelling place. But as for everyone else, ENJOY! (Or not, I really don't care)
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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.
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can i just die in your arms without you making it gay. Come on man
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people will try sooooo hard to apply their own personal tastes to who you, personally, find attractive and it’s so bizarre. “i can’t believe you’d fuck him” Well Elizabeth someone has to. and for me it’s a privilege and an honor
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I’m just getting into acotar(started last week and I’m halfway through book 3) and I don’t have anyone who will read it so I can talk with them about it someone send the troops😭😭
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ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE AN ELRIEL
From Sarah’s interview with TODAY
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Unpopular opinion but an adult still living at home with their birth family doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re living there.
It could be an illness/disability they have that’s not fully visible. Maybe they want to be around to care for their aging parents. Maybe the rents in their area are so disgustingly, astronomically high that it really doesn’t make sense for them to move out. Maybe they just don’t trust strangers enough to move into shared accommodation. No matter what it is, it’s not your business.
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Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.
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Thanks to One Third Stories, kids can learn foreign languages the easiest way possible. Get more information here
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Rhodey meeting Shuri like “I must ask of you a favor I’m not worthy of but that we all need” and five minutes later, Stark Industries website is hacked and every usage of “Stark” is replaced with “Stank”
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game called is this a supernatural episode title or a fallout boy song
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