#lemme help u with that 😏😏😏

[phineasfuckingflynn]

i’m pretty antisocial but anytime there is anyone in my house i am allllways steering the conversation towards watching pnf

[slamminslamminmcgill]

can i request nsfw saul goodman x gender neutral reader? I’m thinking the reader is his assistant or something like that. It can be a story or headcanons it’s up to you. Thanks! ❤️

gonna do hcs bc i wanted to make sure to get this done for u 😘

you could have the most impeccable resume in the world or you could have "pwease hire me 🥺" scribbled in crayon on a mcdonald's napkin. if saul thinks you're hot, you're hired.

yes, he's going to try to make moves. yes, they're going to be cringe.

in true slippin' jimmy fashion i see him having a lot of "accidents" on the job to try to get what he wants

"oh noooo im so sorry i spilled coffee all over your brand new shirt! clumsy me :(" *ogles your chest all day*

*bumps into you while he's carrying a comically large stack of papers* "aw man! help me pick these up, will ya? gotta make sure we get these in order." *"accidentally" brushes your ass while reaching behind you*

call him a pervert/dirty old man after he tries something. he's into it.

i can see this becoming a fun dynamic where you'd tease back >:3c wearing VERY risqué outfits to work and always making sure to have one extra button undone, swaying your hips a little extra as you walk. "oopsie i dropped my pen! lemme just stick my entire ass in your face bend over and pick it up 😏"

one day you come in wearing a particularly slutty outfit and sit on his desk to discuss a case. he'd be staring up at your exposed skin for long enough that eventually he'd get fed up with the formalities and shoot you straight.

"look, kid, let's cut the bullshit. are we doing this or not?"

"doing what, mr. goodman? i have nooo idea what you're talking about."

"come on, yes you do," he'd stand up from his desk and put his hands on your hips, "walking in here dressed like that, climbing on my desk and practically giving me a lap dance? that's what we call 'leading the witness', sweetheart."

and then y'all would fuck nasty in his office during breaks 😌

he loves doing it on/at his desk. his absolute favorite is when you're bent over the top of it and he's taking you from behind.

definitely an exhibitionist. his office is soundproof but i bet he'd love to flirt with the idea of getting caught. ESPECIALLY if you're being a brat.

"oh, you wanna act up right now? maybe i should just turn on the intercom and let the good people of albuquerque hear what a whore you really are."

he will ABSOLUTELY tease you under the desk in front of clients because he likes seeing you squirm.

he's either really lovey dovey with aftercare (cuddling, smooching your face, petting your hair, telling you how good you were) or he's immediately back in business mode.

you'd be slumped over drooling on his desk with his cum leaking out of you and he just taps you on the shoulder. "hey, space cadet, when you get back down from orbit, you think you can put your pants back on? we got a line of people waiting outside."

[ravensmadreads]

Ok so hear me out…what if there was a gym au with all the boys…🤔

You meet Joel in the weights section. He helps you with your form and then helps you with your aches afterwards 🤭

Javi P is a cardio king, he’s gotta be able to run after all. You meet him at the treadmills but he has a better suggestion for some cardio you can do together 🫠

Dieter is in a dance or aerobics class. He’s good with a rhythm, and it always boosts his serotonin. He takes you out dancing afterwards and we know where that leads 😌

Ezra is doing yoga. He loves the stretch. He helps you perfect your downward facing dog form 😏

I can’t think of any other boys rn but…what if…what if I’ve been thinking too much about this…what if I opened a new doc…

GIDEON?!?!?!?!

*raven.exe has stopped working*

I'M DEAD???

Me @ this:

Okokok so hold on lemme catch up with your big beautiful brain!!

Joel is DEFINITELY weights. He's hovering behind you, acting as your spotter, and then he puts his gigantic warm hands all over you: "correcting your form darlin' ". he chats a mile a dozen about his girls as he distracts you while you wheeze your way through the last set! he blushes all the way to the tips of his ears trying to ask you out before he absolutely destroys your 🐈 in the car???

Omg YOU DID NOT JUST BRING SWEATY JAVI P INTO THIS IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG. I WILL DO CARDIO WITH HIM ANY DAY !! (Idk if i can keep up but i bet he can make me 😉😉) ok but he gets on the elliptical with that tight butt and he definitely catches you staring SHAMELESSLY.

Oooooh but you're so right about Dieter?? You know those Zumba or pole dancing classes??? YEP THAT'S WHERE DIETER IS. the man can move his hips!! He will absolutely one hundred percent give u a lap dance. Idec that im so far off your idea rn i just want his sweaty curls on top of me.

I haven't really dipped my toe in the Ezra fandom yet, but that blonde streak of hair is very distracting. And that voice 🥵🥵🥵 yes please bend me in a pretzel sir 🫠🫠🫠

What if you opened the google doc... what if i wrapped u in a blanket burrito and made out with you (with consent ofc)... what if i fed u snacks... what if i proposed marriage..

[mommahughes19-23]

finsta - HUGHES

@hughes.is.it : remember me.... THE sister who drove 6 hrs to go see my brothers????? this week I cried 2 times bc they are bootyholes ok thanks. also look at me and my twin

location : a place

jackhughes : dont lie to your audience... you cried bc we wouldn't let you vape in the car....🖕🏻

lhughes_06 : I didn't mean to hit you in the face with my elbow.... it happens im tall and long 🥸

nicohischier : oh no.... this is a very chaotic post.

↪ hughes.is.it : im a very chaotic person ..... what do you want from me ...

dawson1417 : dang gorl chill on the glizzy

john.marino97 : I hope you never stop being u bookie

jesperbratt : wow where was my invite??

tmeier96 : not the missing nail oop

bssmith2 : this is probably one of the most chaotic posts I have seen in a while.... and I am on a team with your brothers...

↪ hughes.is.it : dont hate me cause you aint me

ehaula : for your birthday im getting you emotional management classes

tofff73 : you wonder why we dont let you in the locker room....smh you and youre crackhead energy

curtislazar95 : babes its not that deep oh my

akiraschmid93 : maybe you should channel your emotions into goalie workouts ???

↪ hughes.is.it : wtf IS WITH YOU WANTING ME TO BE A GOALIE

holtz_10 : can I have your dog?

↪ hughes.is.it : no???????

dougieham : do you need me to call cps?

↪ hughes.is.it : yes please. Luke is in my room now trying to be friendly

↪ lhughes_06 : what now all the sudden I cant love my sister?

↪ hughes.is.it : YOU ALMOST BROKE MY NOSE???????!!!!! NO YOU CANNOT JUST LOVE ME.

naterbastian : why is the hughes name always associated with conflict and chaos.

kevinbahl88 : "I start laughing at Rachel when she's crying because I just can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes" - Kevin Kardashian

kayleighdocherty_ : oop baby girl who hurt you???

↪ hughes.is.it : @jackhughes @lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes

luca.fantilli : yooooooooo chill out lil hughes

edwards.73 : yooooooooooooooo lemme meet the doggyyyy!

rutgermcgroarty : this cant be for real?

↪ hughes.is.it : YES RUT IT IS REAL YOU BUTTHOLE

nolan_moyle : good heavens , glad to see we weren't the only ones subjected to your psycho

nick_moldenhauer : im going to exit the comment section

dylanduke25 : *runs away fast as lightning*

franknazar14 : you wanna talk?

jacob_truscott20 : I LOVE BBQ TOOOO!

cuttergauthier : im going to save these for blackmail hehehehe🤓

adamfantilli : im ashamed ☹️

g.brindley4 : 😏

seamuscasey36 : 🙀

A.N :

yall IM HAVING A FREAKING TKACHUK/HUGHES BROTHERS CRISIS UGH. like someone tell me if its a hockey player thing or what but they are so fucking HOT UGHHHHHHH. ALSO THE SHOW ON NETFLIX 'WORST ROOMMATE EVER' makes me never want to live with anyone.

tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[bitchiswild]

More goon central! More goon central! More goon central! 😸

More goon central? 😏

Lemme tell you the story of how the twins don't really like their younger brother Bart. 😒🙄

It all started when Lila @lilacura introduced Bartholomew to me saying how this was now our son and how she gave birth to him (of course i agreed) . During this moment she had also sent the pic to Jade @jade-jini and Keer @keervah oh my god they did NAWTTT like him and called him uglyyy😭 (LIKE DAMN LEAVE THE BABY ALONEEEEEEE HE DID NOTHINGGGGGGG). Everytime Lila and I bring up bart the twins were always like "ugh i thought you forgot about him" or "ugh he's not my brother" LIKEEEEEEE 🥲 ITS OUR BABY WHY WOULD WE FORGETTTTT AND WHY R U SO MEANNNNNNN!!! LIke they gotta learn to love him but they dont wanna CAUSE HE'S UGLY??????? LIKE BFFR. BUT GUESS WHATTTTT THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING USED TO HIM ( they still dont like him) BUT WE ARE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHEREEEEE!!!!! jade is just being nice cause she wants fortnite things AND KEERRRR THE #1 BART HATER FINALLY COUNTS HIM AS ONE OF LILA'S AND I'S KIDS!!!!! (she was calculating how many kids lila and I have now and she was like 3) GUYSSSS WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHEREEEEEEEEEE🤪🥳🎉 but lila and I welcomed another baby a fur baby (the family pet) named riri :3 and shes is a little flirttttttt 😭 but lila and i love her cs she talks like us 😭. and when Lila and I were telling Jade and keer about their new sibling they were like ??????? ARE YOU A FURRY (like okay. what the actual fuck.) WE WERE GONNA ASK JADE AND KEER TO NAME RIRI BUT NooooOoOOoOOOoo THEY WANNA BE RUDE. so we asked sienna!! @kittyl1z she was no help at first, wanting us to name riri stephen curry🧍‍♀️like okay. no. BUT SHE GAVE US THE NAME RIRI SO WE TOOK IT AND RAN WITH ITTTT (we were gonna name riri Liyuh "Leah" but riri was too iconic and too good) But yesssssss lila and I now have 4 kidsssss. :3

I hope this was a fun goon central storyyyy!!!

^ this is riri SHES SOOOO CUTIE PATOOTIEEEEE🤭

[danses-with-dogmeat]

🐐🌵

hancock and a trans man sole survivor having romantic, slow sex?? please please please include biting if you can i beg of u

thank u bestie 🙏 u feed me well

Awwwwwww, yes. Absolutely. Totally, I can do that. 😏

Gosh darn it though, we love sweet Hancock <3

I hope you enjoy!

NSFW below, minors please don't interact!

"Fuck sweetheart..." Hancock's voice rasped into his partner's ear, his hot breath spilling over Sole's searing skin as he gave another dizzying thrust into him.

"You don't understand how good you feel for me, baby."

Hancock felt the shudder of Sole's body against his own, and couldn't help the toothy grin that spread his ruined lips.

"John..." Sole damn near whimpered his name, the sound going straight to the ghoul's cock as he gave another slow, deep thrust.

He felt Sole's fingers tighten over his shoulders as he drove further into his tight heat, as his rough skin pressed up against Sole's flawless body, steamy and stimulating in the way he strategically angled his hips to drive pleasure into his partner's aching core.

"C'mere... Lemme taste you, Sunshine." Hancock leaned his head down on the next thrust, the remnants of his lips exploring the hollow of Sole's throat like he wanted to commit it to memory. He only pulled away to chance a glance at his partner's expression, the enchanting way Sole took his bottom lip between his teeth, his expressive eyes hidden behind tightly closed lids, his brows drawn together in pure bliss.

Hancock could watch him like this for hours and still never get enough.

Shit was somethin' else.

The ghoul shook his head at the thought, suddenly held hostage by Sole's face, by his light, sweet sounds, the all-encompassing feel of him wrapped within his wiry arms, the way his hot walls caressed his cock so lovingly, like all of him refused to let Hancock go.

"Don't stop..." Sole breathed, his eyes falling half-open, centering in on his partner above him, as Hancock's deep, midnight eyes, filled to bursting with affection for him. That raw emotion was enough to inspire an ache deep within Sole's chest that burned down to the rest of his pleasure-ridden body.

"Please, John. Don't-- don't stop loving me." He pleaded with a subtle thrust of his own hips up and into Hancock's contact.

"Fuck, never, baby." Hancock dove back in instantly, catching Sole's mouth with his, pouring desire into his tender touch as he resumed his dizzyingly slow pace, reaching as far as he could go and still not feeling close enough, not satiated enough.

"'S not possible." He moaned against him. "Gonna love you like this long as I can. Long as you can take it."

Sole's channel tightened like a vise around him, and Hancock nearly faltered, feeling his cock twitch in response to the intense stimulation. Unwittingly, Hancock's pace quickened as he felt his release building, as Sole continued to constrict his achingly hard cock.

"Ah, fuck--" Hancock hissed as a sudden pain erupted on his shoulder.

"Did, did you just bite me, Sunshine?"

The sharp pressure released instantly, and Sole began to stutter beneath him, his expression one of embarrassment.

"I'm so sorry, I-I just, I don't know why..."

"Nah, baby." Hancock leaned forward, nuzzling his lips over Sole's flushed cheek, "Don't you dare apologize for somethin' like that."

Hancock's head turned swiftly, catching him in a searing kiss, stealing Sole's breath and clouding his head all at once.

"In fact," He continued as he pulled away, forehead still pressed affectionately against his partner's as he quirked one brow upwards, "Why don't you do it again?"

[weird-dere-fics]

Some fun facts of my spidy lil dude:

-She wasn't bitten by a spider. Meaning she doesn't posses spider sense or strenght (yes, she's broken bones lol)

-She broke af too lmao her suit mostly consist of a sleevless black body suit, a hoodie, sneakers, and some googles (also one of those fabric mask that covers hafl of ur face, u know those that u use to protect from the sun and stuff)

-She only has the web shooters that she stole as her only spider-man qualification.

-She isn't part of the spider society due to being an "anomaly." Like my marvel story she was transported from the real world, giving her the ability to go through comic panels and break the forth wall.

-She has no world to belong to, so her going to world to world doesn't make her glitch

-She tends to struggle sometimes when getting food (she gets help later tho) and spends most of her time on her "void" which is just a white space outside the comic panels

-She doesn't consider herself a spider-man, due to being physicaly weak she has lots of doubts into being useful or considered a vigilant to any means

-gets hit on by hot dudes btw and I so respect her for that 😌💅

I am gently holding your little guy and kissing her little head so much 🥺.

I love that she’s unique in not actually having powers and that she’s just so determined 🩷🩷🩷. Absolutely based uwu.

It’s also really cool that she can just go wherever! Being able to hang around outside the confines of a comic strip is such a fun idea owo.

She is a spiderperson idc what she says. She is so real and works so hard U R VALID GIRLIE I PROMMY 🥹🫶🏾. She’s even cooler than Batman cus he’s doin it rich and she’s doing it poor. Not for some grudge bc of dead parents but simply out of the goodness of her heart 🫂❤️❤️❤️.

One of the hot dudes hittin on her has gotta be Hobie, I’m sure 😏.

Okay so like now I have more ideas sparked by your little guy’s story too 👀👀👀.

Maybe my little guy isn’t just connected to Wakanda but is actually from there or somewhere really close but goes there a lot cus of relatives or smth? 👀👀👀

Also from the real world like your girlie, but ofc Wakanda (or at least their power) is a secret [until it isn’t jaisizjz]. Unless u r also counting black panther story as (separate from spidey) comic n not real world then nvm lmao.

She grew up interested in astronomy and was studying to become an astronomer (n astrologer on the side) for the country. Maybe she was visiting a lab in or near the place and ended up getting bitten by not a radioactive spider, but one that consumed or was for a long time exposed to vibranium n survived 👀👀👀.

Thus became her own special breed of spider person.

Maybe she researches spider people trying to find others like her. Find the comics n reads all the ones she can find. Creates her own bracelet thingy trying to reach them (completely unaware of the society). She travels to a few worlds but doesn’t actually make contact with the spiders there, but notices they all have a similar signature. Maybe she travels to one world and finds two signatures and one is vastly different (but similar in a way to her own, as a real world girlie) and she finds ur lil guy 👀👀👀.

If this is at all encroaching on ur story I could totally scrap this n do smth else uwu. Just lemme know!

Ur spider guy is so precious tho I love her. Making her treats for each broken bone 💞.

[pan-fried-autism]

what was the thought u had

tee hee :3c well you see

I thought about maybe when Swap!Nikolai (@bowlerhatwearer) is starting to feel a bit better, Grem decides to maybe take him out to the park one day, so she goes out and buys him a new jacket in his size!

Anyway, Nik is zipping it up, but halfway up the zipper gets caught on the fabric. He’s like “aw the confounded zipper-“ and Grem (reacting on the first thought she had) goes “oh wait hang on lemme help!” And she takes the zipper herself and manages to get it unstuck, zipping it up the rest of the way.

Grem pulls her arms away and makes eye contact with a flustered Nik for a few seconds. Then Grem gives him a little 😏-like face and says “I like you.” And he stutters out “I know..” as Grem giggles at his antics

[joelwindows7]

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As long as you labeled your post with appropriate 👥 community label / NSFW tag switch, you account will 99.99% not restricted by admin. Best of all, posting 69420 with correct labeling will not cause your entire account marked NSFW! Even if that blog only filled with 69420s. It used to be restricted. Just ask admin to have it removed idk. But other than that, you can as free as you want post 69420 yey, again label it correctly!

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

[bigmandongle]

uhhh bit myself real real hard while edging and ummm like right below my hand bro everyone will see this help

i have an doctors appointment tomorrow too BRUH shfkgj

anyway if u wanna see the damage lemme know 😏😏

[holdmytesseract]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNma2A5B/

since thots are thotting for u this fine Tuesday, lemme just send him your way for some added ✨inspiration✨ 😏😈

Oooo, bestie, I- 🫠 Yeps, the thots are thotting even more now... 🫠 Help...

[partyinthemysterymachine]

📝for the wip game?

📝Share a snippet of an unposted WIP, with or without context.

(WIP game!!)

oh you'd like that, wouldn't you. 😏 pushes up sleeves. let's see what's in my files

looks like we got some -adjacent here, folks!!! YEEHAW

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Harry smiled as he stroked James’s hair. 

“You beautiful man,” he told him so quietly. “Do you have any idea how wonderful it is to love you?”

His unbelievably exquisite, cherished green eyes opened to slits, then directed his heavy-lidded gaze up to his partner. “I can hazard a guess.”

Harry smirked and ruffled his hair. “I thought you were asleep.”

“I was. I actually woke up a little while ago.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Just wanted to cuddle?”

“Yeah.”

He fixed the golden mop of hair. “You’re cute. I guess.” James grunted and tucked his head in to the crevice of Harry’s side and the blanket. 

A moment later they both got a little surprise. Harry placed his hand on his girth and James’s head rose from its would-be resting place, transfixed on his husband’s large belly. 

“It kicked.”

“Yeah, I know. It kicked me in the head.” He glanced at Harry when he laughed. 

“Aw, they were just saying h— oh. Feisty today. — hey!”

James settled his hand on the last place the tiny foot had complained. To his delight, his palm was met by another jab; he rubbed the spot with utmost affection. “Hi, little one.”

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:3c!!!!!!

ok and now for some diversity: fnaf security breach ft. my own designs for Moon :)

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YEAH CAN I GET A UHHHHHHHHH HOLIDAY BARBIE // SRY BARBIE MACHINE BROKE // FUCK U MONTY (<- literally what it's called in Notes lmao)

“For the second time, I’ll give you the watch if—“

“For the second time, what?! C’mon, Moonman! I can’t hear ya; either get closer, or speak up.”

“I can’t turn up my volume, Gator - I’m at max. You need your hearing sensitivity fixed.”

“Then lower your line a little more, I can’t make hide or hair. We gotta do this every time?”

“You heard me say that, so what’s the problem?”

“I heard half of it, which was enough to know what you were yappin’ about. We have this talk all the time, we might as well have it prerecorded!”

“Feh. If you promise not to grab or yank me, I’ll get closer.”

“When have I ever yanked you?”

“Oh, you’re going to play innocent, now, are you? You want footage, Monty? I’ve got f—“

“Wouldja get down here so we can have a normal conversation? For once??”

“.. fine. Prima donna..”

The robotic alligator standing on the floor watched elegance donned in purple climb the strong curtains to the top. Soon after, the spidery mass of fabric and glow came easing, belly-down in its red silk sling again, lower and lower until their faces were inches from each other. Monty snorted a cold burst of dense, hydraulic hair through his immobile metal nostrils directly into his colleague’s sculpted plate and drape of his regal, violet hood. 

“Hi.”

“Hi. Is this better for you, my liege?”

“It’ll do, jester. Now, what were you sayin’ about a watch?”

“I’ve got a ‘63 Rolex with your name on it if you can give me the Holiday Barbie you found the other day.”

His mechanical mug seemed to frown. “What Holiday Barbie?”

The partially obscured, crescent-moon face didn’t move, but the droop of a charcoal grey eyelid over the purple galaxy swirl the robot had for an eye made his displeasure known. “You twit. What did you do with the Holiday Barbie?”

“What Holiday Barbie?!” Monty asked again, spreading his arms. “Barbies are Barbies, Moonman! They all look the same to me.”

The light-projected eye rolled in its LED screen socket. “She had on a burgundy and gold dress, bore red hair, and wore candy cane stockings,” Moony described, impatiently. “She’s the Holiday Barbie from four years ago. Do you still have her?”

Monty thoughtfully perched his bulky, taloned fingers on his stout jaw. “Hrm, she rings a bell.. Iiiiii dunno, though. Lemme see the watch, first - maybe it’ll help me remember if I still got ‘er.”

The hanging animatronic’s slim, dark-lit arms folded in the air beneath his chest. “Work with me, Monty.”

“You don’t even have the watch on ya, do ya?”

“You don’t have the Barbie on you, do you? No - you don’t. We’re working on honor right now.”

“Eeeehh..” Monty grumbled, sneaking a look over his shoulder to check for his wandering band members. Coast was still clear. He peered sidelong at the Daycare Attendant past the gold-rimmed frame of his star-shaped sunglasses. “What condition is it in?”

“Upper scale of ‘great’; seemed whoever had it, took good care of it.”

“Does it work?”

It was incredible how a partially-obscured, immobile face and one color-swirled eye could call him stupid, but that’s what it did - and it did it VERY loudly. “Yes, Monty,” replied the patronizing whisper of the Plex’s nap time overseer. “It works great.”

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and last but not least (sorry idk how to follow directions)....... whatever the fuck this is (actually i know whatever the fuck it is but do NOT--)

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He enjoyed the walk quite immensely. It was refreshing; better yet, no one seemed to be about. All the better! When he arrived to the cafe, the atmosphere was quaint and sleepy, and his coffee was retrieved quick. Dobie found himself a wonderful spot beneath a tree, half in the sun, with its shade being ideal for the passing hours. Placing his book and coffee down on the little wrought iron table, Dobie scraped the matching chair over, sat down, and propped his feet up on the table’s ornate iron rungs. Crossing his ankles and snuggling in, he then plucked the pen from its nest in his hair, opened his book, and thumbed to the page awaiting his genius. 

The coffee steamed. Its aromatic vapors danced and swayed chiffon ribbons in the weather like fog rising off a black lake in the white ceramic mug, gradually cooling to a temperature his tongue could handle. 

Everything was great. 

He got down to work. 

“Heya, Dobie!”

The old man blinked, then squinted up at the newcomer that hadn’t been invited. A white wolf, senior in age (with possibly an upwards of eight years on the lifespan of his own), stood at the other side of the table, beaming bright. Dobie frowned. 

Oh, great. Dobie groaned a low ‘ooohhhmm’ under his breath, and glanced at his coffee. He’d forgotten all about it until now. Since he was interrupted from The Zone anyway, he picked it up and took a sip. It was lukewarm, but Dobie didn’t mind; he was a fan of coffee, whether the drink be hot or cooled. He gulped, and sighed.

“Hi, Frank.”

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:|

listen,

[mae-avenue]

𝑊𝑜𝑤....

Rando things the jjk boys do while dating

Haikyū ver | tr ver | fire force ver | demon slayer ver

𝑀𝑎𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛: 𝑂𝑜𝑜𝑜! 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘!! 𝐿𝑒𝑡 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑢𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦.

𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛’𝑠 𝑁𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠: ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑖 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑑𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼’𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡!! my asks are open until stated otherwise HERES A TAGLIST!! N MAKE SURE TO READ THE END

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: good spelling(😍), cringy cuteness!?idfk, no spellcheck/proofread

Includes: yuji, megumi, geto, gojo, toge, yuta, and norotoshi

❦ 𝑌𝑈𝐽𝐼

- suggests sleepovers for the both of u and will out bring games and movies for y’all to watch and play

- is stocked up on so many snacks, you’ll never go hungry again!! Would even share his stash with the good snacks 😟

- not afraid to show his love to you and how much you mean to him, very thankful for you making his life better ( ꈍᴗꈍ)!

❦𝑀𝐸𝐺𝑈𝑀𝐼<3

- walking & eating at the park together are his favorite things to do.

- a very quiet and observant boyfriend that surprises you with things you’ve talked/forgotten abt

- likes cuddles and wants them often but doesn’t know how to ask(thanks to his emotional constipation...ness?)

❦𝐺𝐸𝑇𝑂❦heeheheh

- the best listener and advice giver, you have a confusing situation and he can fix it!

- vv caring and could read a situation quickly, which is a lifesaver in any given situation

- does anything he can to make you feel comfortable and safe with him(it works..ofc)

❦ 𝐺𝑂𝐽𝑂

- would send you text starting off with something making fun of you: “hey big head😏😉���. Won’t stop either..

- would send you text starting off with something making fun of you: “hey big head😏😉”. Won’t stop either..

- when you tell him a problem of yours at first, he doesn’t take it seriously 😒 like he makes jokes bc he doesn’t know what to say...

- when you tell him a problem of yours at first, he doesn’t take it seriously 😒 like he makes jokes bc he doesn’t know what to say...

- when you tell him a problem of yours at first, he doesn’t take it seriously 😒 like he makes jokes bc he doesn’t know what to say...

- could’ve said nothing but shutting up is not an option for him 😒

- but he surprisingly gives good advice that you don’t think you can trust it at first

❦𝑌𝑈𝑇𝐴

- schedules reminders to call you bc he gets to busy from training in Africa(??)

- back rubs n massages allll day🤤😴

- to make up for his shyness, he makes your fav breakfast/lunch/dinner and adds a heartfelt note <3aww

❦𝑇𝑂𝐺𝐸

- cooking with him never ends well bc you don’t know if he means actual tuna, or “no”

- y’all use touch and sign language to help communicate with each other but wanted to try the talking headband cat had (the real ones know 😔🤞🏽)

- you’re one of the few people who know what he looks like without his mask (or is it a long collar?!?!)

❦𝑁𝑂𝑅𝑂𝑇𝑂𝑆𝐻𝐼

- after a rough training you both walk through the fields to cool down with arms wrapped around each other’s body

- with the way he talks I feel like he would randomly make poems about you 🤷🏽‍♀️

🏷’s : @cheniqee

If your fav is not on here you can request them separately!! :) n if you want a girl ver. lemme know !

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Onceler, and y/n’s love story❤️

So u were in the truffala village surrounded by a lot of truffala trees you saw fish singing. And even saw the bees

Damn- I wanted to feel like it was a real dr. Seuss book but nahh😭😭 ok fr this time

So u were in truffala village and u were helping your family with like truffala trees 🤭 💀 ok serious!, and u were a kind of a lumberjack but you know u were making cider from the trees not rlly chopping them down-

Omggg TRUFFALA CIDER!😮💀✋🏽

Ok lemme stop-

So then, u hear a stranger singing, but never really paid attention to it though. So the onceler stops his horse to check you out 😏😌

Once-ler’s POV: “woaaahh, there melvin”

*neigh*

Onceler: “who, is that??😮😍”

Y/n: “alright ma’ all done!”

Then the breeze blows you long hair (or whatever hair length u have)

Then onceler takes a good look at you

Onceler: “😳😍😍”

You turn to see a stranger in his carriage with his horse looking at you, then u stop to greet him,

Y/n: “oh hi there! You need sumthin?”

Onceler wanted to say something, but he was surprised u responded to him, he never thought u would notice him looking at you.

Y/n: “um- sir? Y-you ok there?”

Onceler was imagining things with you (not in that way, like romantic way, of how he would treat you)

Onceler: “huh? Oh yes ma’am, im doing great! And you?”

Y/n: “pretty sweaty, but im doin just fine ty☺️”

Onceler: “so- when i was going about my day, i saw you, so i had to stop to look at you” (creepy)

Y/n: “oh? And whys that young sir?”

Then he starts flirting with you

Onceler: “may i just say, you are very beautiful has anyone ever told you that?”

Y/n: “oh🤭 why thank you so much😊 you’re not too bad yourself😏😌”

Onceler blushes inside

Onceler: “why, thank you young lady😍”

Y/n: “would u like to meet my family?”

Onceler: “sure, i would love too!❤️”

Onceler gets out of his carriage to meet your family so.

Y/n: “so stranger, this is my family, family this is stranger.

Oncler: “m-my name is actually, Onceler😅”

You apologize for the mistake or what ever💀

Y/n: “oh! im sorry, my apologies”

U just said sorry twice 💀✋🏽 ok back to the story-

Onceler: “no-no, you’re fine😊”

So u we’re rambling on about how u met the Onceler and he was not paying attention to a word you were saying, mans was too focused on your beautiful eyes.

Y/n: “onceler? Did u hear me?”

Onceler: “huh? Oh- yeah I remember☺️”

He has a cute happy face, and his face is red from looking at you🤭🙈

Y/n’s sister: oooh, sis i think he likes you”

Y/n: “omfg, be quiet!”

Onceler does like you i hope u know that💀 i mean it’s obvious- this is a onceler x reader story✋🏽✋🏽ok jees i cant stop this joking around i can never be serious!!!!!! Ok shut up-

Now you asked him if he would like ti stay for dinner

Y/n: “would u like to join us for dinner?”

Onceler: “i would love to”

Once-ler’s POV:

He thinks hes gonna do this-💀 help-✋🏽

OMFG STAHHHP!!!, so then your mom says

Y/n’s mom: “dinner will be ready at 7:00”

Y/n: “ok ma’”

So then. Onceler ask you if u would like to go to his tent with him, and its ok if u would say no

Onceler: “so um, would you like to go to my tent with me?”

Y/n: “sure why not”

So he takes you to his tent with him not only he just takes you to his tent.

Onceler: “you can do whatever, im just gonna chop down this tree so i can make a thneed”

Y/n: “a thneed?”

Onceler: “😧 you dont know what a thneed is?”

So he tells you what a thneed is and what its for.

Onceler: “and thats what it is”

Y/n: “ooh, so soft”

Onceler loved seeing you smile while u feel the thneed he made

Damn i want a thneed right now💀

And so as he was chopping down the tree and it fell, thunder and lightning 🌩 starts to rumble, and an orange furry furball came out of a stump 💀😭

So he asked him if he chopped down the tree and Onceler was playing dumb but u cant help but laugh you giggle at him, and he sees you laughing at him, playing dumb, so he smiles at you.

Lorax: “did you chop down this tree?”

Onceler: “uh-no”

Also Onceler: “*gasp* whats that?”

Lorax: *turns to the side*

Onceler: *drops mallet on tiny baby bar-ba-loot*

Onceler: “i think he did it”

Y/n: *giggles*

Onceler: *smiles while blushing*

Lorax: *not amused😑*

Also lorax: “so you’re telling me, u didn’t see me just come out of that stump, with all the lightning and thundering and stuff”

Onceler: “no but that sounds cool, can i see some of that?”

Lorax: “sure, ill show ya, but thats not how it works”

Then Onceler had an idea in mind of what lorax really wanted, (ps. This is my favorite scene💀)

Onceler: “no, and didn’t really happen, wait a second, i know what you want, *boops*”

Onceler: “i got this, yummy delicious marshmallow, for the cutest little guy i ever saw, -yum jum yummy yummy”

Lorax: “how dare you, gimme that, *snatches* hm! Im gonna eat this, but im highly offended by it”

*eats*

He goes to Onceler’s tent string and kicks it out of the ground

Lorax: *kicks tent string out of the ground*

Onceler: “woahh!, hey!, moustache, would u stop that?”

Lorax: *kicks another string*

Onceler: “whats your deal? Man”

And it keeps repeating until…

*Baby bar-ba-loot, is tied to a string and Onceler was about to hit him*

Lorax: “hey! Stop right there!”

Onceler: *notices baby bar-ba-loot*

Lorax: “you would hit, natures’s most innocent creatures? *pets his soft wittle head*”

Pipsqueak: “ah😄”

Onceler: “what? I would never- hit this little guy🥺 😡 you in the other hand- i would gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground”

Lorax: “behold! The intruder, here would disrespect nature’s beauty- for shame”

Onceler had enough of his bull💀😭

Onceler: “listen here, you furry meatloaf, im gonna chop down as many trees as i want, and (ps) not going anywhere..end of story, *blows raspberry*”

He leads u inside his tent and when he did u also thought when he raised his voice at lorax, you got butterflies 🥴💀

The he slams the damn door on furry orange furball and yellow moustache man.

Then he fcking teleported like he was a fcking um- robot?💀💀💀

Then he was acting all spooky saying “you have been warned to Onceler😑💀

Lorax: “if you’re not gone by the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you, and curse you, until the end of your days, YOU have been warned”

Then he tries to reach the fcking doorknob and still tries to be spooky 👻💀🔫

And he kept staring at Onceler😭✋🏽 trying to find the doorknob😄💀✋🏽

The Onceler opened the door for the tiny orange furball.

*door opens*

Lorax: “thanks”

Onceler: “yeah-ok🙄😒”

Lorax: “you have been warned”

*slams door a little*

Y/n: “well that was awkward…..😅”

Onceler: “tell me about it😂”

Y/n: “nice place you got here☺️”

Onceler: “thank you, I appreciate that😊���”

Then dinner is ready and he asked you if after dinner u want to spend the night with him

Onceler: “so, abt earlier- do u wanna spend the night with me? I know we just met, but i dont mind”

Y/n: “of course i would love to spend the night over”

Then fast forward to u sleeping over at oncie’s place.

You watch Onceler knit his thneed before coming to bed with you.

Onceler: “there! There’s nothing unmanly about knitting- no sir- *yawns*”

Finally he gets in the bed with you and u hug him while you sleep cutely

Y/n: *snores cutely while hugging Onceler*

Onceler: “🥺❤️”

He then drifted into sleep 💤

He has his arm around your head so ur in his chest between his arm.

Onceler: *snores*

Then lorax had the barbaloots pick the bed up to put it in the river-

Lorax: “ok quick grab the bed”

They are trying to take the big ass bed and bring it outside but its too fcking big😂💀

Lorax: “cmon! Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?”

Then they finally get it outside after a long time of struggle 😂🔫

So they put that shit in a river-

You and Onceler are floating away in bed into a river💤

Until……they saw baby pipsqueak at the end of the bed waving at lorax

Lorax: “you gotta be kidding me- can he swim?…..of course he can’t swim”

Lorax: “hang on pipsqueak im coming to get you”

Lorax: “hey fishies, stop that bed”

So they pull that bitch of blanket right off the both of y’all causing you to shiver in between oncie’s arm

So u grab pipsqueak for warmth

Pipsqueak: “huh?😯”

Im pretty sure u know how this scene goes so imma skip this part because its long as hell-

Then u and oncie finally wake up to yall floating in a river

Y/n: “i- why are we in a river? Where are we?”

Onceler: “looks over to lorax telling them to look ahead of them”

So yall go into the water then out then spin the twirl and finally it was over- you Onceler and pipsqueak were laughing…..and stopped immediately when u saw the waterfall

Y/n Onceler and pipsqueak: “hahahha ahh, ohh noo,”

Yall try to stop the bed from going any further

Then the lorax had to drop a bolder on the bed but u move out of the way to where oncie was and pipsqueak oncie grabbed u

Yall fly in the air

Pipsqueak: *yelling for his life*

You grab pipsqueak, and Onceler grabs you while you are holding pipsqueak and yall on the ground and Onceler is on top of you- and your on the bottom- yall kissed on accident 🥴 and pipsqueak landed on the big barbaloot so hes safe

Y/n: “i- im so sorry about that😳😅😊”

Onceler: “no-no its ok it was my fault 😅😅☺️”

Yall are bloody red from blushing after that accident kiss😍 cuties!!!!!! Omgggggg

Lorax: “just get married already dang”

You and Onceler: “😳”

Then Onceler hugs lorax for saving him and you and then asked how his bed get in a river

Lorax: “well- i sort of maybe- i put your bed in the water,”

He drops the furball which made u laugh cutely and Onceler shocked of what he just heard from lorax💀

Lorax: “hey where you going?”

Onceler listens to lorax as he walks away and u following him-

Lorax: “and you’re choppin them down, so- we got a big problem”

Pipsqueak tugs on your nightgown 🥺🥺🥺❤️ which made u pick him up😭❤️

Onceler: “i wont cut down anymore trees, I promise✋🏼”

Lorax: “good”

Onceler: “cmon y/n, now would u excuse me sir im gonna go to bed”

You put pipsqueak down with the others as u do you pet his little soft head

You follow Onceler to his tent

Then u cuddle Onceler while sleeping then he turns the other side to a snoring orange furball

Then wakes up, and screams

Onceler: *turns over and waking up*

Lorax: *snoring loudly*

Onceler: *scream*

Lorax: *scream, then punches*

Onceler: “ow!, ok uh what are u um, i-“

Onceler: “question, what are they doing here?”

Onceler: “and a follow up if i may, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”

Lorax: “before we explain, after the incident last night we found one of your socks and return it”

*slobber drips down from the ceiling fan and on to Onceler’s nose*

Onceler: “huh”

Onceler: “ewww”

Onceler: “exactly, and sleeping is the body’s way, of telling other people to go away”

Lorax: “i know but you looked so cozy! And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep, no harm done”

Onceler: “no harm done?, no harm done”

Then Onceler saw u still sleeping and he gives you a kiss on the forehead🥺❤️

Lorax: “what was that? I just saw?”

Onceler: “huh? What do you mean? You saw nothing”

Lorax: “it’s about time you kissed her!”

Onceler: “we just met yesterday💀🔫”

Lorax: “i dont care”

Then he goes to drink his coffee first he had to go get his coffee mug.

Onceler: “ah- ok, i put my lips on th- well, i used to anyway🙄”

Then he goes to get his bowl

Then sees a big ass bird shitting a big ass egg inside of it

*pops*

Onceler: “ew! Did you just-in my bowl!!?”

Then u finally wake up to Onceler sitting on the ground and lorax brushing his moustache with Onceler’s toothbrush

Lorax: “and why you have one of these? You dont even have a moustache”

Then he picks it up

Onceler: “*mhm???* ok, thats it-“

Lorax: “what i thought we made a deal last night?”

Onceler: “😀yes we did and i said i wouldn’t chop down anymore trees😠”

Lorax: “and i said i would keep and eye on ya🤨”

Lorax: “im starving, whats for breakfast?”

Onceler and lorax and you see a fat ass barbaloot eating a stick of butter and he shoved it down his throat.

Lorax: “breakfast is overrated😅”

Onceler: “you know what? Ive got work to do, yup, i gotta go into town”

You see that he’s changing in front of you you love the view 😏💀

Y/n: *looks😍*

Onceler: “and sell my thneed”

Lorax: “you chop down my trees to make this piece of garbage? *laughs*”

Onceler explain to lorax like how in commercials would

Onceler: “it can also be used as a hat, or maybe when its dry?”

Lorax: *shakes it off of his head*

Onceler: “alright im heading out”

Lorax: “you’re bringing the guitar?”

Onceler: “oh yeah😏 i got a little jingle, gonna blow some minds, sell yourself a thneed 😏 yeah”

*shuts door*

Then he’s at town trying to sell his thneed but hen they keep throwing tomatoes and shit at him💀

Then he says

Onceler: “you know what?, im done with this thing”

Then he leaves and goes back where u and lorax and the animals are then he coms back to u guys playing cards. Then he sits behind you wrapping his arms around your waist while you look at your cards

Onceler: “so…whatcha playin?”

Y/n: “im playing solitaire”

Onceler: “thats cool”

Y/n: “so how was town? Did you sell you thneed?”

Onceler: “😒no😔”

Y/n: “aww, cheer up🥺❤️ im sure you’ll sell it soon”

Onceler kisses you on the cheek and says “thank you babe i will never forget this”

Yes you and Onceler are dating now💀 it’s confirmed🔫

So he asked everyone whos hungry and leads them and you to his tent to make pancakes for everyone.

Then the tent and valley starts shaking

Onceler: “woah, what’s going on?”

Ppl were singing about how they want to buy his thneed and Onceler was so happy and excited that he is gaining so much from this

You and lorax: *looks at each other*

Pipsqueak: *dances along cutely🥺❤️*

Then Onceler calls his family telling them how they’re going to be rich so he calls them to come over to where he is

Then later on that day they come to the valley

First to come out of the Rv was a woman with orange hair she’s wearing purple fuzzy dress and matching fuzzy hat

Then these 2 bowling pin looking ass twin boys come out after her

Their names were his brothers bret and chet and the woman’s name was his Aunt grizelda then his mom came out her name’s Isabella then the dad came out last.

Onceler’s dad: “hey🤠 i love this guy!”

Onceler’s mom: “theres my finally successful son!”

Then she sees you next to him and shes like 🤨

Onceler’s mom: “whos she?

Onceler: “mom this is my girlfriend y/n”

Oncler’s mom: “shes not even that pretty but i guess🙄😒”

Y/n: “hi miss! Its so nice to meet you!”

She ignores you and tells the twins to start the Rv

She kiss him on the cheek 💋 and the lorax is grossed out by the dead fox around her neck.

And later on that day, his mom wanted to ask if he wanted to cut down more trees, and it will make him more successful.

Then you eavesdropping on your boyfriend talking to his mom.

Onceler’s mom: “I guess you can start chopping down some more trees”

Onceler: “i guess we can start chopping down a few trees hehe😅”

Then she leaves then he goes back to doing what he was doing and you hurry your ass to tell lorax of what you heard.

As you tell him then Onceler feels guilty but is doing fine.

Grizelda: “and where do u think you’re going?”

Lorax: “i have to speak with Onceler”

Y/n: “stop! put Him down”

Onceler cant believe his eyes on what he’s seeing right now so he closes his curtain

Lorax: “hey! You broke your promise, you gotta stop, this is bad”

Grizelda: “have a nice, day!!!😈 *throws lorax and kicks you out of the way*”

Onceler is doing better in his family’s tent and not regretting what hes doing he sings a son of how bad is he being

Then later that same night there was hardly any trees left sad an scary dark and cold

You went to go to where your boyfriend is

Then bret and chet blocks the door where hes in, and you tell them that you are his girlfriend.

Bret and chet: “🙄”

So they opened the door

You go to the Onceler’s table he’s sitting there with is green suit and he’s wearing a big top hat 🎩

Y/n: “babe?”

Onceler: “um excuse me- what are you doing here?”

Y/n: “im you’re girlfriend remember?”

Onceler: “oh yeah,….no i dont”

Y/n: “i cant believe you forgot who your own girlfriend is, you really changed”

Onceler: “what do you expect im rich, you think im going to be with someone who is broke like you?”

Y/n: “😨😰🥺😭” 💔

Onceler: “ew! Please leave you’re getting my floor wet”

Then you storm out of his office crying 😢💔

Your oncie rlly forgot that you are his girlfriend

Then lorax sees you crying

Lorax: “hey, whats wrong kid?”

Y/n: “Onceler, he forgot who i am😭 he doesnt know who i am anymore 😭😭💔”

Lorax: “ill go talk to him ok?”

Then he sits at Onceler’s window

Lorax: *ahem*

Onceler: “what are you doing here?”

Onceler: “ i had to tell one person to get out of my office, and she stormed out of here crying, you want to go next?”

Lorax: “that wasn’t just a person, that was your girlfriend you just yelled at, and she’s crying about how you completely forgot about her”

Lorax: “are you happy now, your promises? Your mistakes, the man you use to be?”

Onceler: “look if you have a problem of what im doing, why haven’t you used your, quote on quote Powers, to stop me?😠”

Lorax: “I already told you, thats not how it works”

Then he yells at lorax all the way down stairs and you are on the tree stump still crying 😢

Onceler: “and nothing to to do, to stop me 🤬”

The last truffala tree gets cut down the Onceler realizes that there is no more trees and you and the animals leave but you leave to go back home to your family. Then pipsqueak wanted you to carry him then u pick him up like he was your k

Onceler: “melvin? Melvin😰”

Onceler: “y/n? 😰😢🥺”

Y/n: “what?”

Onceler: “where are you going?”

Y/n: “im going back home you obviously dont even know who i am anymore you called me broke and u let your aunt kick me 😠😢🥺😭💔”

Onceler: “y/n! Im sorry 😞 please dont leave me😢🥺”

Y/n: “goodbye Onceler😢😞💔”

Then he fell to his knees crying 😭😭😭💔regretting of how he treated you now that he sees every animal is leaving truffala village

The lorax is standing on his tombstone with the word “unless”

Then onceler takes off his hat for the lorax departing the earth then as he left and you left he regrets what he did

Then days later he goes to say goodbye to you because you and your family were moving away, because theres was no more trees.😢 but u didn’t wanna look at Onceler anymore because of what happened💔 then tears starts forming in his eyes as yalls car started to move

Its been 23 years after. You left Onceler,

You 46 yrs old now and hes 48, then.

You walk into town, and you noticed a familiar looking guy, walking around, so you stop to go talk to him.

Y/n: “hi sir”

???: “oh hello”

Y/n: “im sorry to bother you, but, you just look so familiar and, i wanted to makes sure u were them, may i ask what your name is?”

???: “oh my name?, my name is Onceler”

Y/n: “wait-“

Onceler: “wait”

Y/n: “oncie?”

Onceler: “y/n!”

Y/n: “omgg, I missed you!”

He hugs you so tightly, and tears formed in his eyes, feeling guilty of what he did 23 years ago🥺❤️ then he apologizes

Onceler: “y/n, im sorry about what i did, 😢 i know it was years ago but…..i never meant to hurt you🥺😞❤️”

Y/n: “aww, i know you didn’t oncie, 🥹 im just happy to see you again❤️”

Onceler: “are you single or free again?”

Y/n: “yes Oncie im single, and yess we can start over🥹❤️”

You and onecler, reunited after so long😭❤️

And you guys were a happy couple❤️

THE End

[jxngh]

jimin as your boyfriend

ty for requesting <33 he's my ultimate dream boyfriend 🥺🤍💛 + thank you so much for 500 followers, love y'all sm!

headcanon

okay i will get extra lemme warn you from beginning

cuz he's my heartthrob

he's the most easy-going one in my eyes

don't break his heart and you'll only see his angel side

which he really is uwu

if he loves you you'd be feeling it all the time

texts you pretty often

calls you, says that he missed your cute face

' did you miss me too? ' ' jagii don't be sulky please '

would love you like you're in fairytales

you could see his heart eyes

he'd be so playful

embarrasses you a little bc u look cute

gets you gifts

tells you he just did

and wouldn't stop buying it if you'd tell him to stop

he'd make a cute face and kiss you and you'd forget what you said

takes you to shopping, cafe dates, exploring the city and filming it

or you'd stay at home and binge watch kdramas

he would show you his fav books 😏😏

i see his s/o teasing him about it and enjoying it at the end lol

after some time he'd be comfortable to make dirty jokes

my man's funny everyone

would make you laugh hard then end up watching you

* sobs fckn hard *

here's another romantic

would keep your memories in a box, album etc.

he loves to be praised

he'd want you to praise him but he'd blush if you do it a lot

would get you in his arms and kiss your forehead while he hums his fav songs to you

don't mind me i'm in my dreamland rn 🥺

everyone... he's kinda... jealous type

but also a softie so if he'd ever get jealous over someone you're friends

he would feel sad to make you feel uncomfortable

but if he ever gets jealous jealous

then i'm telling you... kiss him, take all of his stupid thoughts

if you'd ever fight he'd be really sad

would try to not talk to you but he wouldn't sleep with that feeling

would end up at your door with hands full of snacks ' wanna cuddle whole night? '

he needs to remember how special he is from time to time

so love him, play with his hair, tell him to not stress or simply help him get over it

i want to be the one doing those i.cry.

yas...the part he'd enjoy reading lmaoo

sir... fuck me already

tease

would tease you in public, just to get a reaction

if you'd do the same he'd give you that grin and talk dirty to your ear

loves your body, his hands would be everywhere

he'd be into edging

yes...this man is so pretty and caring and probably is the sweetest after you do it but

would use those hips in the best way

his damn tongue.

this guy l i v e s for eating you, making you lose yourself under him

he'd mark you when he's lost

would kiss them and apologize if he hurt you

his jealousy would be useful here heheh

he'd make you cum so many times

' see,only i can make you like this '

loses it when you ride him

.·´ i know i'm not replying to requests fast but you can ask me anything or idk small things as MTLs etc. in here

[rushipedia]

Idk what your rules are, but could you do something where Kaeya gets really drunk, Diluc has his s/o come get him, but he doesn't realize it's his s/o cuz he's that drunk, and thinks they are bringing him to their house for 😏, and is like "nooo stop I have a girlfriend" and just being a wholesome bf??? I have adhd so idk if I worded this so it makes sense...sorry

Take Me Home

A/N: i am very sad rn this is very cute im glad this is what i get to write rigth now thank you anon!!!

i love all my followers so much im sorry i cant give you more

edit: just wnt yall to know that probably all the spelling mistakes during kaeyas dialogue is intentional LOL

btw!! 4 ppl who want to know specifically my rules are on my carrd if ur super into rule-abiding, but they're rlly general rules and not rlly that important ykyk

Gender neutral reader! Requests open!!

Pairing: Kaeya x GN!Reader

Word Count: 417

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Kaeya being drunk but also wholesome...also he thinks u wanna... .... its kind of suggestive ok

You were never opposed to helping out around the town. Even when you were done for the day as a member of the Knights of Fevonious, you lent a hand to whoever needed it. Currently, you were helping Flora organize her followers.

You can hear the cheers from Angel's Share even this far away. It sounds like they're having fun. You would join them if you weren't so busy. It's not like the bar is really your scene anyway.

But when you were walking past the tavern door, holding a flower pot, Diluc flung the door open and burst from the chaos. He grabbed your hands, disregarding the flower pot that crashed to the ground, and handed you a sack of mora.

"Take. Him." He said, through gritted teeth. You giggled quietly at his expression. He looked really tired, so you obliged without much teasing.

You entered the tavern and found him immediately, laughing away with some adventurers and spilling his drink everywhere. You pushed through them and grabbed his arm, tugging him away from the crowd.

"Okay, big guy, you're coming home with me." You hummed, looking up/down at him. "Let's go."

"I don'f wanna go..." He whined, tugging his arm away weakly. "Lemme go.."

He was slurring his words and it was honestly cute.

"Don't worry, you can come back tomorrow or something." You hummed. He made a nauseous sound. "Or, maybe I'm making you take the day off."

He continued to whine as you just about dragged him home, but he didn't fight you otherwise.

You lugged him into bed and took off his shoes, before standing in front of his limp form with your hands on your hips.

"C'mon, get undressed." You said, patting his chest.

"Sorry," He slurred, letting out a cough, "I have a parhtnerrr.."

He tried to stand up,

"I really haahve to go.." He mumbled, but you pushed him back down.

"Please don't..." He mumbled, pushing you away weakly.

"I am your partner, silly." You say, grabbing his face and making him look at you. "See?"

He seemed to relax a lot.

"Ohh..." He drawled.

"Now hurry. I want you to get as much rest as you can." You said,

He grabbed your face instead, kissing your nose.

"Hey, I missed you... all day... you didn't even come to the tavern..." He said in a pouting voice.

"Yeah? Well, the sooner you get dressed the sooner we can talk," You hummed, pulling him up. "C'mon, I'll help you."

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