#legitimate opportunity

[ronaldtateblog]

There is a legitimate opportunity for a home-based business,

There is a legitimate opportunity for a home-based business, and here are the five ways to make your decision. When embarking on the journey of starting a home-based business, it is crucial to keep in mind the five W’s – who, what, when, where, and why. These fundamental questions can effectively guide the determination of the specific aspect of the opportunity to pursue and identify the…

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*

Me: ...Perfect modernization.

wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better

bonus:

[aroaceleovaldez]

i think the thing i'm most disappointed about with riordanverse fandom now versus like 2014 is not only has the fandom not gotten any less racist or queerphobic or ableist (in fact in some regards its gotten worse!) but now it's just boring too. like there's no fandom infrastructure anymore - the community these days is almost entirely source material-driven - and you deviate from canon even slightly people get weird about it. whatever happened to the post-HoO fanon boom. the fandom needs to get weirder again. and self-sufficient. and less offensive.

[wombywoo]

tell me why I just spent my entire morning/afternoon 'researching' my 'potential vampire smut novel' by reading up on tactics for engaging the Luftwaffe? finger-four squadron formations whatever that is?? a definitive play-by-play of the battle of britain, etc, while retaining absolutely NONE of it, my hubris has really gotten the better of me, the things I do for yaoi....😔🪖

[bluegiragi]

Hello! My friends and I are big fans of your work and like to babble about it like excited babies and we got to talking about your monster au today, because we’re so excited!

My friend brought up the fact Price might have balance issues because of the missing wing and we were discussing how he might deal with that (other than very quietly so no one worries about him). We thought perhaps he might carry a weight on his shoulder to balance it out and during missions, carry his gear more concentrated on that side. I was wondering, did you have any ideas fleshed out for how he deals with his disability?

(Also, just an aside, it’s sort of a big thing for me to see disabled characters, because I’m disabled myself, so thank you for adding it! And just gushing: I love your work! Your König gives my heart the flutters! ❤️❤️)

hello anon!! thank you so much for giving me ample opportunity to talk about price and his wing - you've kind of nailed the mechanics of it but I thought I'd talk more broadly about how accommodating monster-y features works in the monster au.

wings (and other features) for monsters can be retracted and regrown at will, but the process is always gruelling and painful. the process also begins to leave more pressing residual effects when the monster gets older, like lingering muscle pain or weakened bone structure. this is why the 141 relish being around each other - government contract work is one of the few opportunities where monsters can be openly comfortable with their bodies with other monsters outside of their immediate herds/packs/flocks etc.

price's tail (as well as most of the other shifters) is a permanent fixture of his body. in civilian mode, he straps it down to his leg to keep it from moving around. however, his wings and horns are retractable. this 'regrowing' ability is also why a prosthetic just wouldn't be viable.

the wing price lost was ripped out at the root (ouch) meaning he can't regrow it like he can his other wing. and you're right! the loss of one wing means that price's weight is almost always leaning towards his left side, even when his remaining wing is retracted. to offset it, he tends to wear a weighted shoulder brace on that side of his body.

the muscles around where his wing stub should've been also don't get a lot of work these days and are intermittently wracked with muscle aches, so he has to stretch that area pretty regularly.

[payasita]

can I see your verison of, Bishop Lamb?

beloved beheaded :>

[mcytblrsexymen]

Hey how are you?

Looking to chat with Joe about some offers we have for his channel.

hello, Perfectly Legitimate Not At All A Scam Business Opportunity! we here at the mcytblr sexyman competition - a fan-run event that’s been over for a month now and which I only just now checked the inbox of for fun - are definitely the people you should be contacting for this, and not, say, the business email of the guy you’re trying to talk to. or like, literally any avenue that’s not via “tumblr blog run by people who do not directly talk to joe in a capacity beyond the level any fan might be able to”. like. how did you get here. why are you here. I need you to know I’m only responding this so everyone can point and laugh at this. like. hello. this isn’t even his tumblr blog you have the wrong guys,

[eggcats]

I decided it would be really funny, if the reason Husk knows getting Vox to like you is the key to surviving Alastor, is because when Alastor first took his soul, Vox HATED him

Because Alastor saw this sad wet pathetic cat man drunk in the alley behind his casino and was like "you can't take care of yourself so I will" and then decided to gamble with him to win his soul

Except, that is also essentially how Alastor met VOX, and so when Alastor comes home one day like "look what I got!" and Vox learns what happened, he's like, "I will NOT be replaced," and just hates Husk on sight

(Vox, mentally, "What's so good about HIM that he takes HIS soul?? Is MY soul not good enough?!?!")

Neither Husk nor Alastor knows this, tho, so to them, it's just Vox deciding to hate someone randomly - meanwhile, in the background, Vox is singing Jolene while sharpening a knife

(The idea of being attracted to the creepy cannibalistic fuck who took his soul is so out of left field that Husk, who generally is good at reading people, doesn't realize that's Vox's issue with him - so the entire time he's standing there like🧍‍♂️trying desperately to not do ANYTHING that'll piss Vox off more).

(Alastor also has no idea, because not only is finding someone OTHER than his picture box so absurd it's not even to be considered, he's very bad at picking up on social cues and it never comes up to Rosie for her to tell him the issue - Alastor just thinks Vox hates cats the same way he hates dogs, and is like, oh okay makes sense moving on).

Vox eventually gets over it (kinda) when Alastor is like, dear, did you just want me to rip apart his soul on my broadcast? Did YOU want to do it this time? And basically just offers to absolutely end Husk's (after)life for him, no questions asked.

Vox decides to let Husk live so that Husk knows that he's only alive because VOX said so, as a "don't even THINK of trying to take my man, you hussy" warning. (Once again, neither Alastor nor Husk have ANY idea about this, lmao).

So now Husk is like - step 1 to not being murdered is to get Vox to decide to not kill you. Okay, no further questions.

Meanwhile Vox is just watching Husk like "I am always fucking vigilant" and constantly scaring the fur off of that poor cat man.

(Vox only relents when Husk is basically tossed at Angel like a Pokémon and he sees that Husk definitely is interested in Angel and is like, good. Stay away from my husband).

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Being someone who takes fic writing seriously is wild because I’ll be having thoughts like “oh I hope I finish these WIPs soon so I can start working on my graduation thesis” like girl wtf are these priorities

[ficauthor]

Dipper hating Dippy Fresh in the finale sequence is genuinely so funny to me. Literally feels like such a real sibling interaction. If one of my bros replaced me with a fake 'cooler' rad clone version of me id also start eating a table out of anger. His indignation at it all is so real, they go on all those adventures, they trust each other with their lives and she's just replaced him with a vapor waver version of him cause they had one fight. Felt like he was moments away from going , okay well Im melting you in my mind as revenge lol.

also so funny to me that she was so mad at him that she made an antithesis version of him. its like she sat down and asked herself what would make Dipper the most mad. the answer apparently was green sunglasses, 2012's slang, a backwards cap, a skateboard, and saying stupid shit while highfiving everyone.

[vyvansecrashing]

can russia and north korea just nuke us already this is hopeless

[stuckinapril]

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[nonuggetshere]

Miscalenous content, mostly fankids because I have no chill

Made an AU where the sealing didn't go as planned, PV is found out not to be hollow and later when they mop around the ancient basin they hear that at least one of their siblings is still stuck in the abyss. They were the very last to hatch and after PV steals the king's brand for themself and goes down they find them injured and raises them back to health in the palace. They keep their existence a secret, of course.

A lil doodle of what if the five great knights survived and Hollow gets to reunite with them (my attempt at the perspective on their head Did Not Work Out, they just look like a squished banana)

Babies content! Mostly Tally, two concepts for their siblings (triplets babyyyy) and a singular Sting

I found a One Singular Quirrel x Hollow shipper and their art has infected my brain. It's terminal and I will be passing away shortly

[menlove]

the amount of people reblogging and agreeing w that post and saying in the tags "I've never understood how judaism is supposed to be both an ethnicity and religion. exactly" I am in your walls I am in your walls I am in your walls-

[bonni]

I have a phone interview in an hour to maybe get a part-time job as a social media coordinator for an mlm 😭 I would be working for a successful distributor who makes money by actually selling product rather than for the company itself, so the job would not involve trying to convince vulnerable people to become distributors, it's just about selling overpriced vitamins to hippies. which like, for $20/hr, sure I'll help you sell vitamins. but even if I get the job, the idea of working for an mlm is bizarre and embarrassing. I need a job so I'll do it but no way is that shit going on my resume

[eggcats]

I spent like a half hour arguing with a coworker that Azula deserved a redemption like Zuko and that she's just as much a victim of abuse as her brother AND that Ursa wasn't that great of a mom to either but ESPECIALLY to Azula AND that Azula wasn't given the same opportunities or teaching Zuko was while they were growing up!!!! She literally couldn't have turned out any other way!!!

The convo half went:

"she's evil and crazy"

"she's 14"

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"she made her own mother scared of her and want nothing to do with her, what's that say about her"

"she's a shitty mom"

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"she's crazy!!! she's just as bad as their father!"

"the literal only positive attention she was ever given was from ozai, while ursa ignored her or yelled at her for doing bad but never explaining why or teaching compassion like she did with zuko."