#legitimate opportunity

[ronaldtateblog]

There is a legitimate opportunity for a home-based business,

There is a legitimate opportunity for a home-based business, and here are the five ways to make your decision. When embarking on the journey of starting a home-based business, it is crucial to keep in mind the five W’s – who, what, when, where, and why. These fundamental questions can effectively guide the determination of the specific aspect of the opportunity to pursue and identify the…

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*

Me: ...Perfect modernization.

wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better

bonus:

[aroaceleovaldez]

i think the thing i'm most disappointed about with riordanverse fandom now versus like 2014 is not only has the fandom not gotten any less racist or queerphobic or ableist (in fact in some regards its gotten worse!) but now it's just boring too. like there's no fandom infrastructure anymore - the community these days is almost entirely source material-driven - and you deviate from canon even slightly people get weird about it. whatever happened to the post-HoO fanon boom. the fandom needs to get weirder again. and self-sufficient. and less offensive.

[wombywoo]

tell me why I just spent my entire morning/afternoon 'researching' my 'potential vampire smut novel' by reading up on tactics for engaging the Luftwaffe? finger-four squadron formations whatever that is?? a definitive play-by-play of the battle of britain, etc, while retaining absolutely NONE of it, my hubris has really gotten the better of me, the things I do for yaoi....😔🪖

[secriden]

ASDLKFJLSDJF I can't believe Fadel is smiling to himself all secretly happy and contented and filled with fondness and still wearing the shirt 😭 he's so utterly whipped 😭😭😭😭

[bluegiragi]

Hello! My friends and I are big fans of your work and like to babble about it like excited babies and we got to talking about your monster au today, because we’re so excited!

My friend brought up the fact Price might have balance issues because of the missing wing and we were discussing how he might deal with that (other than very quietly so no one worries about him). We thought perhaps he might carry a weight on his shoulder to balance it out and during missions, carry his gear more concentrated on that side. I was wondering, did you have any ideas fleshed out for how he deals with his disability?

(Also, just an aside, it’s sort of a big thing for me to see disabled characters, because I’m disabled myself, so thank you for adding it! And just gushing: I love your work! Your König gives my heart the flutters! ❤️❤️)

hello anon!! thank you so much for giving me ample opportunity to talk about price and his wing - you've kind of nailed the mechanics of it but I thought I'd talk more broadly about how accommodating monster-y features works in the monster au.

wings (and other features) for monsters can be retracted and regrown at will, but the process is always gruelling and painful. the process also begins to leave more pressing residual effects when the monster gets older, like lingering muscle pain or weakened bone structure. this is why the 141 relish being around each other - government contract work is one of the few opportunities where monsters can be openly comfortable with their bodies with other monsters outside of their immediate herds/packs/flocks etc.

price's tail (as well as most of the other shifters) is a permanent fixture of his body. in civilian mode, he straps it down to his leg to keep it from moving around. however, his wings and horns are retractable. this 'regrowing' ability is also why a prosthetic just wouldn't be viable.

the wing price lost was ripped out at the root (ouch) meaning he can't regrow it like he can his other wing. and you're right! the loss of one wing means that price's weight is almost always leaning towards his left side, even when his remaining wing is retracted. to offset it, he tends to wear a weighted shoulder brace on that side of his body.

the muscles around where his wing stub should've been also don't get a lot of work these days and are intermittently wracked with muscle aches, so he has to stretch that area pretty regularly.

[payasita]

can I see your verison of, Bishop Lamb?

beloved beheaded :>

[shesmore-shoebill]

i know ive made my stance on "i need the smosh cast to Not See My RPF Fic Ever and if they do i think i need to leave" clear. But, actually. I think we need to get Amanda on AO3. Yes I would need to evacuate and possibly torch all my fics in a panic and etc etc. But it would be worth it so we could be blessed with more of Amanda's crack fics. I think it would be worth it.

[mcytblrsexymen]

Hey how are you?

Looking to chat with Joe about some offers we have for his channel.

hello, Perfectly Legitimate Not At All A Scam Business Opportunity! we here at the mcytblr sexyman competition - a fan-run event that’s been over for a month now and which I only just now checked the inbox of for fun - are definitely the people you should be contacting for this, and not, say, the business email of the guy you’re trying to talk to. or like, literally any avenue that’s not via “tumblr blog run by people who do not directly talk to joe in a capacity beyond the level any fan might be able to”. like. how did you get here. why are you here. I need you to know I’m only responding this so everyone can point and laugh at this. like. hello. this isn’t even his tumblr blog you have the wrong guys,

[eggcats]

I decided it would be really funny, if the reason Husk knows getting Vox to like you is the key to surviving Alastor, is because when Alastor first took his soul, Vox HATED him

Because Alastor saw this sad wet pathetic cat man drunk in the alley behind his casino and was like "you can't take care of yourself so I will" and then decided to gamble with him to win his soul

Except, that is also essentially how Alastor met VOX, and so when Alastor comes home one day like "look what I got!" and Vox learns what happened, he's like, "I will NOT be replaced," and just hates Husk on sight

(Vox, mentally, "What's so good about HIM that he takes HIS soul?? Is MY soul not good enough?!?!")

Neither Husk nor Alastor knows this, tho, so to them, it's just Vox deciding to hate someone randomly - meanwhile, in the background, Vox is singing Jolene while sharpening a knife

(The idea of being attracted to the creepy cannibalistic fuck who took his soul is so out of left field that Husk, who generally is good at reading people, doesn't realize that's Vox's issue with him - so the entire time he's standing there like🧍‍♂️trying desperately to not do ANYTHING that'll piss Vox off more).

(Alastor also has no idea, because not only is finding someone OTHER than his picture box so absurd it's not even to be considered, he's very bad at picking up on social cues and it never comes up to Rosie for her to tell him the issue - Alastor just thinks Vox hates cats the same way he hates dogs, and is like, oh okay makes sense moving on).

Vox eventually gets over it (kinda) when Alastor is like, dear, did you just want me to rip apart his soul on my broadcast? Did YOU want to do it this time? And basically just offers to absolutely end Husk's (after)life for him, no questions asked.

Vox decides to let Husk live so that Husk knows that he's only alive because VOX said so, as a "don't even THINK of trying to take my man, you hussy" warning. (Once again, neither Alastor nor Husk have ANY idea about this, lmao).

So now Husk is like - step 1 to not being murdered is to get Vox to decide to not kill you. Okay, no further questions.

Meanwhile Vox is just watching Husk like "I am always fucking vigilant" and constantly scaring the fur off of that poor cat man.

(Vox only relents when Husk is basically tossed at Angel like a Pokémon and he sees that Husk definitely is interested in Angel and is like, good. Stay away from my husband).

[yellowocaballero]

Man. I just realized Felix marrying annette means his father-in-law is Gilbert... Picturing Felix and Annette commiserating over their shitty dads that put faerghus's ideals of chivalry and honor over actually being good dads to their kids lmao

Oh, it is absolutely one of the foundations of their relationship. I think bonding over mediocre parents could happen between almost any two random FE3H characters. Every parent in FE3H manages to traumatize their child somehow. It's staggering.

I think the basis of Felix and Annette's relationship is how they challenge each other. Annette and Mercie offer each other unconditional support and cheerleading, but Annette and Felix hold each other to a high standard of behavior. Annette believes that Felix is a good person, so she expects him to act like a good person, and when he doesn't act like a good person she Is Disappointed In Him TM. I think Felix tells her to get over herself, that the world isn't carried on her back, and that she doesn't have to set herself on fire to keep others warm. He curbs her people-pleasing habits and she curbs his people-aggressing habits. They're a very good counterbalance for each other and their relationship is really stable. Felix and Sylvain are the Sword of Damocles that cut through each other's bullshit and walls, and they understand each other in ways that Annette and Mercie can't, but I don't think a monogamous relationship between them would be as rock solid as Felix and Annette.

But absolutely, a very dominant shared priority between them is not wanting to replicate their own parental relationships. They'll do anything to put their kids first. I may have cut the exact paragraph where I state this, but Felix is canonically the best parent out of the entire group. He's relaxed but challenging; unconditionally accepting but firm in setting boundaries. He sees each kid exactly for who they are and pushes them to be the best possible version of themselves.

The Lions have absolutely all bonded over having shitty parents. It's the bedrock of their found family. I think that this desperation to be different from their parents means that they swing really hard into being the exact opposite of their parents, which actually just creates an entirely different set of problems.

I also straight up think that Sylvain shouldn't have been a father and he did not particularly want children - and kids can fucking tell that shit. Felix, Annette, Mercie, and Sylvain didn't necessarily WANT to Pair Up Heterosexually, but they had to. Ashe was not very parented and doesn't see the big deal in being gone all the time; Ingrid had no expectations put on herself to succeed so she places those expectations on her own kids. Dedue holds himself at an emotional distance from Felipe, which is the opposite of what he needs; Mercie is perfect. Dimitri's parents died too young for him to hate them, and he's also very neurotic and projects a LOT, and as a result he can come down way too hard on his own kids. Byleth read books on the importance of being maternal and her displays of being maternal are scientific. Both Dimitri and Byleth really casually hold their kids to an astronomically high standard. Dimitri will also always be someone with unmedicated schizoaffective/bipolar/PTSD and it will inevitably make his presence as a parent somewhat unstable. Derrick is there.

That said, they've all put in a tremendous amount of energy and effort to be good parents and be present in their children's lives. They care and they try. Which is more important than all the rest.

Weekenders was such a weird deconstruction/reconstruction of found family that I ended up thinking a lot about the kinds of adults the BL would grow up to be and the affects of the insane generational trauma that's undoubtedly happening. There's so much parental trauma you have to wonder what kind of parents that would create. And you have to look at the ripple effects of Byleth's Insanity TM. Whenever I think too hard about something fic inevitably happens lmfao. Thanks for reading!

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Being someone who takes fic writing seriously is wild because I’ll be having thoughts like “oh I hope I finish these WIPs soon so I can start working on my graduation thesis” like girl wtf are these priorities

[ficauthor]

Dipper hating Dippy Fresh in the finale sequence is genuinely so funny to me. Literally feels like such a real sibling interaction. If one of my bros replaced me with a fake 'cooler' rad clone version of me id also start eating a table out of anger. His indignation at it all is so real, they go on all those adventures, they trust each other with their lives and she's just replaced him with a vapor waver version of him cause they had one fight. Felt like he was moments away from going , okay well Im melting you in my mind as revenge lol.

also so funny to me that she was so mad at him that she made an antithesis version of him. its like she sat down and asked herself what would make Dipper the most mad. the answer apparently was green sunglasses, 2012's slang, a backwards cap, a skateboard, and saying stupid shit while highfiving everyone.

[vyvansecrashing]

can russia and north korea just nuke us already this is hopeless

[idontmindifuforgetme]

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[nonuggetshere]

Miscalenous content, mostly fankids because I have no chill

Made an AU where the sealing didn't go as planned, PV is found out not to be hollow and later when they mop around the ancient basin they hear that at least one of their siblings is still stuck in the abyss. They were the very last to hatch and after PV steals the king's brand for themself and goes down they find them injured and raises them back to health in the palace. They keep their existence a secret, of course.

A lil doodle of what if the five great knights survived and Hollow gets to reunite with them (my attempt at the perspective on their head Did Not Work Out, they just look like a squished banana)

Babies content! Mostly Tally, two concepts for their siblings (triplets babyyyy) and a singular Sting

I found a One Singular Quirrel x Hollow shipper and their art has infected my brain. It's terminal and I will be passing away shortly