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Cucumber "Episode #1.5"

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I was just reminded that Brennan Lee Mulligan and Jarvis Johnson have been in the same room as each other before because they were both on the Smosh TNTL 100 episode?? Idk why this is strange to me it’s just like two of my biggest hyperfixations crossing over

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Hey all!! So, about my post from yesterday, I wanna make this a bit of a collaborative project—!! I’m gonna open the floor to you guys for help with crafting my characters and maybe even plots/story beats. It’s a fanmade project that won’t make any money, and I figure the more the merrier!!

There are characters I’m pretty dead-set in and know where to start/take their stories! But others… like the character I want to start the universe with— I only have a few ideas and want help fleshing out the concepts for…

I wanna start Earth-6161 with Iron Man, a tribute to the MCU and where it started.

Inspired by both Earth-6160’s version of Tony/Iron Lad and Iron Man: Armored Adventures, I want my Tony to be 16-18 when he first makes his Iron Man armor.

And that’s where you guys come in: I’m trying to think of HOW Tony at this young age ends up in a situation where he’ll need the suit, what situation will make him build the suit, and what will be the catalyst for his change of heart and turn to heroism.

I had an idea but I don’t know about it. Mainly because it only answers one question:

what causes Tony’s change of heart and turn towards heroism?

Howard Stark is alive and selling his weapons to the enemy. Tony learns of this and has to fight his father in a clash of ideals. Howard Stark would become Iron Monger in this reality. Tony wouldn’t kill his father, but Howard would end up at The Raft and could be featured in future stories.

But of course, that’s ONE idea, and I want many. So tumblr, HIT ME.

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Joan Gauthier: I got way too invested in her and her husband's relationship. They seemed really sweet together and I hope they made it through the whole black-oil-possession okay

Owen Lee Jarvis: Brings up interesting themes of religion and sanctity

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Piper Maru: When a French salvage ship sends a diving crew to recover a mysterious wreckage from World War II, the crew falls prey to a bizarre illness and Agents Mulder and Scully join the investigation. The investigation leads to the discovery of a familiar face, and to Skinner's life being threatened.

Revelations: Mulder tracks a series of religiously motivated homicides. Each of the eleven victims claims to have been stigmatic but all turned out to be frauds. When Mulder and Scully discover a little boy displaying inexplicable wounds of religious significance, they try to protect him from the killer they know will be coming.

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Cosmo Jarvis photographed by Lee Malone on the cover of Square Mile magazine issue #188 2024.

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What time is it?

The time I reveal the first group of the Most Attractive 90s Musician tournament!!!

It is a week before the current tournament wraps up and the new one begins, so I have decided to allow a special opportunity during this time: text propaganda for the sixteen musicians seen in the image!

You have until the polls for Round 1 Group A begin to use the form below and submit any text-based propaganda you find relevant. More info can be found inside of the form link. Have fun!

This is only Round 1 Group A fellas do not panic if your guy or gal is missing

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Ricky Stanicky (2024)

"Thanks for coming out tonight, ladies and gentlemen. So horny to be here."

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Ricky Stanicky (2024) Review

When three childhood friends pull off a prank that goes wrong they invent Ricky Stanicky and twenty years later they still blame this imaginary person for everything they do wrong and if they want a weekend away somewhere! ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Continue reading Ricky Stanicky (2024) Review

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Ricky Stanicky (15): 2024 really is the year for Imaginary Friends!

#onemannsmovies #filmreview of "Ricky Stanicky" on #PrimeVideo. #RickyStanicky. A one-joke comedy that quickly becomes tiresome. 2/5.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “Ricky Stanicky” (2024). It’s just amazing how new releases will follow trends. 2022 was the year of the Multiverse. Last year was the year of AI. This year, we seem to have a glut of films about Imaginary Friends! Last week I reviewed “Imaginary“: a horror film about an imaginary friend. In mid-May we are due to get “IF” – probably the big-hitter for the year,…

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Shogun | Trailer

I expected something good for the first trailer for #Shogun but this looks epic. The production value is amazing, it's a beautiful trailer. I can't wait to actually see the show. Premiering this February on FX and Hulu/Disney+

Writer: James Clavell (Novels) Creators: Rachel Kondo, Justin Marks Stars: Hiroyuki Sanada, Cosmo Jarvis, Tadanobu Asano, Anna Sawai, Yûki Kedôin The production value of this show is insane. This already looks epic. I cannot wait to see it. Coming February 2024 If you want to support this site, help by getting me coffee from the link below:

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Taste The Blood Of Dracula |Episode 383

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Taste The Blood Of Dracula |Episode 383

Jim looks back on the sequel to Hammer’s “Dracula Has Risen From The Grave,” – “Taste The Blood Of Dracula, ” starring Christopher Lee, Geoffrey Keen, Ralph Bates, Linda Hayden, Anthony Higgins, Peter Sallis, John Carson, Isla Blair, Martin Jarvis, Gwen Watford Roy Kinnear and Michael Ripper. Three wealthy London men seek thrills and cross paths with Count Draculs resulting in murder and mayhem. Find out more on this Halloween episode of MONSTER ATTACK!, The Podcast Dedicated To Old Monster Movies

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All Eyes Lead to the Truth | Revelations (3x11)

All he wanted was to go to Heaven.

Owen never went to church when he was young. He didn’t have that kind of family. He barely had any family at all. It was just him, his mother, and his grandmother, and neither of them paid him much attention anyway. They never said it, but he knew it was because of how he looked. 

He was bullied at school and stared at on the street, but he was used to it. He didn’t know life any different. He looked weird and people knew it. End of story. 

And when you look weird, your options are few. Nobody wants a big bald freak opening them up and taking out their appendix. He would never stand in a courtroom or in front of a classroom. He thought maybe he could be a cop, but he was too scary to be a good guy. So he stayed out of sight. He kept his head down, did his work, paid the bills. 

He dropped out of school and worked odd jobs for most of his life. He eventually found himself working at a church, cleaning toilets and mopping floors. At first it was just another paycheck, but one day he started listening. 

He noticed how happy the music from the organ at the altar made him, how calm he felt when the voices of the singing congregation washed over him. He would close his eyes and take a break from washing windows or dusting statues to soak it in. His body would fill with peace in a way he’d never experienced before. 

He learned a lot while keeping the church clean– the stories of Jesus, the teachings and beliefs, but he also discovered the many sides of religion. He saw the greed, the envy, the pride. The priests who looked tired and spread thin. The volunteers who bragged and showed off. The kids who cried, the elderly who wept.

He saw weddings and funerals, those who believed and those who were there for nothing but the wrong reasons. 

He watched people pretend to be godly churchgoers only to step outside the doors and yell at their spouses as they got in their Volvos and BMWs.

He took it all in, not sure where his place was in the big picture of all these people coming to worship. Until one day, long after moving on from his job at the church, God spoke to him.

Standing stock still in the garden of his employer’s house, he heard His voice. 

Protect him. Keep him safe. 

He should have been scared; it wasn’t normal to hear a voice in your head when there was no one around. But he wasn’t. He was filled with a sort of light. A purpose. The words felt like an embrace, more comforting than any hug he’d received from his mother, more assuring than any words ever spoken to him. 

For those brief moments, as that love surrounded him, he knew everything would be all right. God was with him. He was meant for someplace better than this. But first, he had a job to do. 

The only thing that mattered was the boy, Kevin. Whatever it took, whatever he had to do, Kevin was his priority now. He kept the family’s lawn perfectly mowed, no longer to pay his bills, but to stay close and protect their child. Everything he did– what he ate, how he dressed, how he arranged his day– was with the intent of doing God’s will. 

He gave of himself, abandoning what little life he’d had, to honor God’s words and do as he had been called. 

As he sat with his arms tied behind his back, he watched the FBI agents. The man only wanted answers, but he assumed the woman with the cross would understand. 

“You believe me, don’t you?” he asked her. “I mean, you must wear that as a reminder.”

She looked down towards her cross. He knew deep in his soul that she wanted to believe– he could feel it surrounding her– but she locked her faith inside. If only she could trust, in herself and in Him. 

“Mr. Jarvis,” she said, and he could tell she was shaken. “My religious convictions are hardly the issue here.”

“But they are.” He was angry because he now understood that nothing was more important than one’s faith in God. “How can you help Kevin, if you don't believe? Even the killer, he believes.”

Her partner made some sort of joke that Owen chose to ignore. 

“Mass on Christmas, fish on Friday,” he said, remembering the things he’d learned from his years at the church, aware that she would know them too. He wanted his words to hurt, to make her see how wrong she was.

“You think that makes you a good Christian,” he continued. “Just because you don't understand the sacrifice, because you're unwilling, don't think for a moment that you set the rules for me. I don't question His word. Whatever He asks of me, I'll do.”

He jumped to his feet and then male agent turned towards him. “Sit down, Mr. Jarvis.”

It was so simple, if they only understood what He wanted. He needed to keep Kevin safe. It was the only thing he had to do. 

“I just want to go to Heaven.” 

He needed to get to Kevin. They were wasting time. 

He could hear the voice. 

He’s near. He’ll kill him. Protect the child. 

He didn’t think; he simply did what was needed. He barely felt the glass against his skin or the hard ground under his body. The strength of something more powerful than himself brought him to his feet and propelled him forward. 

He needed to get to Kevin. He would protect him until the moment his life ended. He would do God’s will, and as he left this earth, he would enter His kingdom, greeting Him with open arms and a smile across his lips. 

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Wes Anderson Invites Us to Look to the Skies in 'Asteroid City'

Wes Anderson Invites Us to Look to the Skies in 'Asteroid City'

3 Men, 1 Asteroid (CREDIT: Courtesy of Pop. 87 Productions/Focus Features) Starring: Jason Schwartzman, Jake Ryan, Scarlett Johansson, Grace Edwards, Tom Hanks, Ella Faris, Gracie Faris, Willan Faris, Jeffrey Wright, Tilda Swinton, Bryan Cranston, Edward Norton, Adrien Brody, Liev Schreiber, Hope Davis, Stephen Park, Rupert Friend, Maya Hawke, Steve Carell, Matt Dillon, Hong Chau, Willem Dafoe,…

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It was a grey, cloudy morning. The fine spring weather had broken and rain looked certain. When they gathered on the lawn, ready to leave for the day's work, the Punchinellos stared at them suspiciously. They didn't know what to make of so many drawn-on faces. One was a target for ridicule, but this number looked like some peculiar form of conspiracy. Bezuel went up to Charm and was displeased at what she had done.

"No likey," the guard replied.

"Oh, what a bloody shame," the girl replied.

He reaches up and grabbed her face, then tried to rub the moustache off her lip with a calloused thumb. Charm cried out and Lee jumped forward. Bezuel bared his teeth and pointed a gun at him.

"Its all right," Charm told Lee. "I'm OK."

Bezuel's beady eyes glowered at the boy and he held the gun at the angle like a gangster rapper. "Pop pop pop," he cackled. "Me watchy you."

- Freax and Rejex, Robin Jarvis