#lee!phil lester

[august-anon]

[SUBMISSION]

Day One: Anticipation

Greetings from Pineapple (@just-your-average-author)! Hope you enjoy tt24 with some fluff

Ship: Dan and Phil

Words: ~800

Theme: Anticipation/tickling

Phil walked in the door, arms filled with groceries. He grunted, slamming the door behind him with his foot as he clumsily dropped the bags on the counter. He looked up, puzzled. Typically, Dan burst out of whatever room he was doom scrolling in and raided the bags for snacks. "Dan?" he questioned, his voice echoing into the abyss.

Silence rang through the air, and for a moment, Phil thought he was alone. He shrugged, guessing Dan went to the shops for something or maybe was in the garden. A crack of thunder boomed suddenly, startling Phil as he sucked in a breath. Oh, he thought. Even if he's not in the garden, he might just be out. He cautiously walked into the kitchen and went to address the counter full of groceries that had to be put away, but something was nagging him in the back of his mind. Something wasn't right.

A beat of silence.

He moved towards the bedroom. Surely he wasn't planning something, right?

Phil's heartbeat quickened, footsteps as light and soft as fallen snow, and he turned the corner. He began to look around and

"Hu-OOMPH"

Before Phil knew it, he was lying on his back on the plush white carpet (one of the only things in the house that was no longer moss green) and staring right up at a grinning, rosy face.

He huffed in annoyance. "Dan! What the hell are you doing?"

The face now straddling him, which made both of their cheeks turn light pink, batted his long eyelashes innocently.

"Oh, whatever do you mean?" Dan cooed. "I'm simply greeting you home!" he said, guiding Phil's arms to be pinned under his knees.

Phil's blush darkened. "Daniel Howell, don't even think about it!" he grunted, struggling to get unpinned. Damn, Dan really had been working out, huh? Phil cursed himself for not joining him.

Dan giggled shortly, flashing him a evil look. "I'm gonna do it."

Phil's wiggling and fighting became more earnest in seconds, huffing and puffing as he tried to get away. "Daaan-" he whined. "Dohon't!" Despite his nervousness a snort escaped his lips. They both knew how much they loved this game, he could only deny it for so long.

"I'm gonna do it~" the younger one sang, gently lifting up Phil's shirt. "Get readyy."

Phil tried to hide his smile but it just wasn't working. "Please!" he begged, putting on his best pouty face. What he was begging for, he wasn't quite sure.

As if waiting for it, Dan's face lit up in a giant shit-eating grin. "Why of course!"

Immediately, he dug his fingers into Phil's ribs, frantically massaging the bone, wiggling all 10 digits in between each one. Phil burst out into hysterical laughter almost instantly, thrashing and begging pleas that fell in dead ears. There were no protests to be heard, as Dan quickly switched to his stomach, squeezing and poking with vigor, enough to keep the laughing one guessing, and teased him as he did so.

"Aw, little Philly's so giggly!" he chuckled, revelling in the rosy cheeks he was creating. "So blushy as well! I'm not tickling you am I?" he asked, feigning disbelief.

Phil just laughed, and couldn't even retort and Dan worked him over with his hands. Finally, after what felt like a century, Dan stopped, brushing Phil har out of his eyes. "You good, bitch?" he asked, coming his eyebrow affectionatly.

"Fuck you," the older panted. Dan laughed. "Maybe later."

Phil rolled his eyes. "Okay you had your fun, now let me up so you can help me put away the groceries."

Dan tilted his head. "Since you've been through such a traumatic event, why don't I put them away for you?"

Phil huffed. "Okay." He watched Dan get up and make his way to the kitchen. He smirked. "But don't think that's getting you out of my revenge later.”

[sluttycinderella]

dan will literally find any excuse to bring up that he has a mortgage with that man. good for him.

[ufo-driver]

Okay so I have 2 interests that I really interact with a lot on tumblr and I want to see how much they intersect

Tagging both for Dan and Phil and ATLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

[gahtheone]

Honestly, big fat mood.

[leejeann]

Incredibly funny to me that a Dan & Phil reaction video is my first time watching any of tatinof lmao

[real-life-dwaekii]

My contribution to the internet for today

[stinkyies]

devan brokeback mountain im calling it

[applebees4prez]

day one of trying to get @amazingphil and @danielhowell on @dimension20official

[pixylixi]

just had the worst realisation, jisung and minho are so dan and phil coded... like they're soulmates!! whether its romantic or platonic, who gives a fuck they're soulmates

[mediocreinternetuser]

made a carrd!!

[delulu-4-lewlew]

British people (and non brits who fit the bill) who watched YouTube during the 2010’s,

[emicaspawns]

I used to write/read fanfiction all the time, it's been like 6 year since I have and I got the sudden urge to get back into it

~tags are all the defaults I have on this account from literal fanfics I used to write 😂~

[sluttycinderella]

genuinely think dan just jumped at the first opportunity to make an apology video. this fucking theatre kid WISHES he had a legitimate reason to get up in front of his audience and emotionally manipulate them into forgiving him. he lives for the drama.

[leejeann]

Another day, another video where Phil just says Whatever He Wants

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

Spoilers for DnP Incohearent!!!!

I’m having so much fun trying to solve these that I made a list to keep track! Message if you can help me fill in any I’m missing or if I’ve got any wrong!!!

Also lmk if you see any I’ve missed!! I’m going to keep updating this and have it unrebloggable but you can reblog this post to have a link to it!

These are all gathered from this post and this post so check the notes on those first to try to solve them then look here if you need answers!

Sow march cheer ray = so much cherry

Wee nay urn for uke oye yer tub = we’ve never fucked on youtube?

Ta fold in fig = the golden pig

Feed hay hid eho = vday video

Tat he won ape hit morse him he = daddy want a bit more simmy

Watt ken ice hay = what can I say

North key bus teabag king = naughty busty baking

Fool tie enter nit hobo / fall tie mint her nepo moe / fault aye mint earn are ohm owe/ foul thyme inch hermit hole mold = full time internet homo

Cumin mile aid deed or = come in my ladydoor

Hum hay zinc tan = amazingdan

Elven ower fug sedge own = eleven hour fuck session

An berry moth ribeye adam stir = and every month we buy a hamster

March rest array = Manchester eye

Cyst herding yell = sister daniel

Add a ding teps = editing tips

Cop dubai khaki luna = topped by kakuna

Late eat tore = ladydoor

Half tugger etch two eggs cyst = have the courage to exist

Perish she end wink = Parisian twink

Coal ten big/ goal then pick = golden pig

Cyst ordain yell = sister daniel

Train youth inks = try new things

Gay mean moss/ gain ink mass = gamingmas

Soften need = soft and neat

A wools lied = owl slide

Topper bought them hill = top or bottom Phil

Coat fit firenze = golf with friends???

Few ours pig meow fits = viewers pick my outfits

Read less tar = red lester

Eye eight soup igloo = I ate super glue

Insight youth era too walls = inside you there are two wolves

Mine amy stan = my name is Dan

Clap hella = glabella

Hiss teeth rent = hits different

Eel eyes apron kay kiss = Eliza pancakes

See pram haze ink bra jet = super amazing project

Feels lie yawn = phils lion

Fuel ease snot dawn fair = Phil is not on fire

Jaw shush ear son = josh hutcherson

Ball bull him tour food = bauble in your foot?

Sure eck = shrek

High ate dust = hiatus

Add a dink deps = editing tips

Ga hay shoom air age = gay shoe marriage

Pope eat plate aim = poppy playtime

Eat aches stu = it takes two

Goo gal few ed = google feud

Baze ick lee eye meg ay = basically I’m gay

Ko min yout ti ew = coming out to you

Ender knit subvert grew oop = internet support group

Phylis turn yar a sheen yes = PHIL LESTER YOU’RE A GENIUS

With Audi intern yet wean ed brr wood halve mat = without the internet we never would have met

Gum ban yins drool I’ve = companions through life

Reed sons wide answer flail = reasons why dans a fail

Ewan dam ah some are reed = you and Dan are so married

Denver sis fill/ Denver cis full = Dan vs Phil

Or lawn huffing = all or nothing

Dunk rye core raft = don’t cry craft

Mortal jester roam and thick/ Morph adjust row antic = more than just romantic

So wall how debris poll light = swallow to be polite???

Oar hinge art = orange heart

Foray virgo em = forever home

Chai reel loop/ share real oob = cherry lube

Cad boyd anne = cat boy dan

Far turf ill lip = father philip

Tess lit hen ink = the slittening

Forth house indie rolled or touches = four thousand year old tortoises

Hey moth swish roundup floating = a month without uploading

Jam march let pet tea an farms = Je mange les petit enfants

Day lion howl tour = Dalien Howlter

Ima let all kit = I’m a little kit

Feel pearl lays shell ter = Phil plays shelter

Fewer blue key app ending = viewer spooky happenings

Hell low iam tour reel = hello I am Toriel

Laugh tuh gey mile kuh = left to get milk

Villas eek wreck why vuh = Phil’s secret wife

Footy strain gin said dent = ___ strange incident????

Snow core play sum = snokoplasm

Nope puts cereal sleeping mage innit = no but seriously imagine it

Tear rip pulling flu hence = terrible influence

Jeff why eye aisle hike vague liner = fyi I like vagina

Eggs intense all cry cis = existential crisis

List of contributors

@fletthewreck @dandp @deadandphilgames @manchesterau @thephouseplants @awrfhi @jonsaremembers @rachosaurusrex @dapgolf @dan-whoell @dnphobe @dreamingalto @steveandscraggy @phanbeats @danandfuckingjonlmao @pepper-pastry @yonpote @un-interactive-introvert @spaniel-trowel @sisterdanieldyke @queerdnp @morganadelacour @amid-fandoms @spectral-kitkat @goingpheral @angelzonearth @wdapteo @2009phan @dansevilpianotea

[stupendouspizzacomputer]

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