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u know what i miss. when people used to talk about their favorite dinosaur. today mine is the tiny terror compsognathus longipes. their name means dainty jaw. they were, like, chicken-sized. when i was 7 i really wanted one as a pet and cried about it. i assumed we could put a bipedal carnivorous bird-lizard on a leash. imagine walking her around the park. i would name mine agatha.

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Etsy sale going on now through the end of October! 15% off everything plus free lottery b grade pins for every $30 you spend!

Had far too many emergencies this year and heck more are on the way so definitely any little bit helps, including reblogs! Got a bunch of super fun items and will have even more coming in time for the holidays :D

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Iiiiiiii actually haven't really talked about Beau on Tumblr? Like, I wrote one (1) thing with her on a side blog, but she's been recharacterized a bit since then. Lemme dig that up real quick, I'm actually really proud that I was able to flavor her as both an NPC and a Singularity!

Here she is as an NPC!!! She actually has like, a fuck-ton of lore that I'd have to like, copy+paste from Discord.

And then I've also done some writing on AO3, but... Tbh I might just scrap all that and start over x_x I was trying to stick to the game plot for Beau's (my Belial-LI OC) Singularity Role, but I think that overwhelmed me.

Hewwo! I absolutely love how you and Belial and Cammy have all work out (not sure that's coherent but wtvr I'm been trying to sleep for the past 8 hours and it didn't work) ANYWAY I would love to discuss Belial-based OCs with you!!! Or just GBF OCs, I technically have one for Lobelia but she's more "reluctant pain dealer" than actual LI!

Hallo! :D No problem, I was also sleepy yesterday and finally feel coherent again.

Anyway, thank you! I'm intrigued about what your OCs are like--I tried looking through your blog and found lots of support of other people's OCs (a good thing!) but none of your own. I'd really like to see yours there too! ;v;

Also I fear that I'm a rare actually-quite-vanilla Belial fan and sadly can't appreciate "Lobelia's reluctant pain-dealer OC" as she clearly deserves...sorry ^^;

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The creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

The function of a growl is as a warning. It is a communication that violence is available as a tool, but is not preferred. Other outcomes, besides your death, are available and should be considered.

But the creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

If your death is the goal, then growling will only serve as a delay and may result in your escape, which runs counter to the goal. There will be no growl, no warning. There will be no snarl or hiss or bluster. The creature that bares its teeth with the intent to kill only does so to bring closer its fangs to your demise.

The creature that growls does not want to kill you, but will if it must.

I advise you to appreciate the warning. You may not receive another.

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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

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choose your fav puppy

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... It's literally Draco from Dragonheart. And let's be real, he's not a "hear me out", he's a reasonable choice!

Sean Connery (fuck spelling and I should've been sleeping because I wake up for work in less than an hour) but his voice? On a dragon who tries to save a kid only for him to pay the price for it? And sings when he's happy???

Everyone else is just. Morally questionable, mostly men with a couple women that I've created (don't judge me, there's not enough women who give 'cunning bastard' energy).

FOR FUN. (this should not be taken seriously) who is your weirdest "Now Hear Me Out" characters. I don't wanna see no Jessica Rabbit either.

Give me unhinged that makes others go "WTF" at you.

I'll start.

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It me when I talk on the GC uwu

Grey Wolf taking a roll call and getting responses from seemingly the entire forest.

Sound on.

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(つд⊂)

I screamed on voice chat I hope you're happy

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE I NEVER POSTED THIS SHIT

Beel. He protec, he attac, and, he a snac.

Beel would think more about you being a snac-

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there are two sides to every story

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Based on this art because *sobs*...

Usually when artists render Belial's first awakening, he's either already horny and jaded or on track to adoring Lucilius. And both are great! But with this art, now I'm stuck thinking. What if it was all so new to him, once? What if the world felt too vast to comprehend at first, until suddenly it was laid bare?

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Everyone loves the Boyfriend Jacket, but what about the Husband Coat?

Diluc draping his coat across your shoulders because you forgot your own? Immediately looking the other direction to hide the heat coming to his cheeks when you settle into it?

Zhongli's thinly veiled swell of pride when he sees his coat around your shoulders? Savoring the scent of your perfume as long as he can for days after you've returned it to him?

Wriothesley's little half complaints about the chill in his office after you've taken his coat? Hiding how much he actively enjoys the sight of you utterly swamped in the fur and bulk of fabric?

Neuvillette having removed his mantle and stole in order to drape his robes across your sleeping form? His inability to completely focus back on his work after he sees how immediately you curl into it with that satisfied little hum he's come to enjoy so dearly?

Just...husband coats...

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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