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doesn't help that I'm like having smell hallucinations or whatever and Ben's like "it's the nerve gas" DUDE IT IS NOT THE NERVE GAS STOP SAYING THAT
#vents !!?#least helpful guy i swear#bro this is not soviet era torture lab#this is a 2 bedroom apartment in Canada and I'M FREAKING OUT
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Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes
#dcmk#dcmk fanart#detective conan#detco m27#the million dollar pentagram#kaito kid#hattori heiji#edogawa conan#i mean he just goes around helping people here and there then leaves then shows up again near the end#while the spotlight of the whole action scene is conan and heiji#kid: my job here is done the rest is all up to you guys peace :'D✌🏻#something like that#i mean it in the nicest way possible i swear#i've already said i meant it in the nicest way possible haven't i?#it's just my opinion tho and i definitely would like to see them punch at least one guy together#i mean it
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edit: please read my additions at the bottom before reblogging this post. please do not reblog this post without also reblogging the others i've linked!
if you saw my reblog(s) of ahmed's donation posts in which he includes his crypto wallets (and my links to those posts), anyone else's posts explaining how to donate to him using those wallets, or any aid post that mentions his ability to accept cryptocurrency and decided to villianise him and accuse him of being hamas for it... you are repulsive. you are not welcome here.
people are dying. paypal and ko-fi take percentages. paypal has a monthly withdrawal limit. i'm the first to admit i know nothing about cryptocurrencies, but ahmed has said it goes directly to him without a service taking a cut. i assume there are fewer or no withdrawal limits. it is harder to track and less regulated, which, in this case, provides an additional layer of security for people being precision targeted. get over it.
anyway. donate to ahmed's ko-fi. donate to ahmed's paypal. follow ahmed @90-ghost for updates on how to help him, and check his ko-fi and tumblr posts for updates. send him a nice ask. reblog his posts depicting he and his family's life in gaza. read tumblr user neaeach (naoual sahe)'s interview with ahmed. bring hope. listen to palestinians, don't speak over them.
ahmed's reblog of his interview, with a link to it:
direct link to the interview:
edit: i don't need reblogs, but palestinians, muslims, arabs, and other people suffering directly due to zionism and islamophobia do! please reblog their posts!! @el-shab-hussein has also made a post about these accusations against ahmed, which @fairuzfan added onto. and please reblog this post with ahmed's latest ko-fi update and all the ways you can DIRECTLY donate to him! thank you
#[ whispers ]#i swear. people will do anything to derail. people need victims to fit into their perfect little box or else they deserve to suffer.#sickness. repulsive. help or get out.#ahmed is a man. a human being. his family are human. people. they want to live. they deserve to live.#how dire does it have to get for people to just. help. or at least stop trying to prevent help.#reiterating in tags: Please. please reblog ahmed's posts! please reblog palestinians' posts! elevate them directly! their voices and their#words are valuable and must be amplified. i'm just a native guy in new york. i'm just angry and scared and fighting. that is all i am.
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Barnaby from last stream! he's. Yeah <3
#the guy the dude the him! The Most Dog Ever can i get a yeehaw and a hawyee#i swear i will crochet that barnaby head#i know how to do it.... it can be done...#i need his head on my Shelf. or like#idk mounted on a wall plaque or somethin#that would be more realistic. i dont have much shelf space left!#too many books! too many trinkets! too many delightful misc. items!#but still. it would be nice to have him Nearby#part of him at least!#he can join the little home i havent made yet for the wally plush#scribble salad#barnaby b beagle#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#please excuse the hearts i simple Could Not help myself#he is - as wally would say - the most!#I Think I Made His Tie Too Small. Fuck#i mean uh um. little tie for a little guy!
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just want to say that you are one of the only artists whose wash take i respect especially because youve mentioned you dont even like him that much so hes kind of just a cute handbag for characters you do like. i love that.
helpppp yeah… i mean i do like wash. i like to put that man in situations. i think i just care more about the version of him in my brain rather than in canon.
i guess he’s just not exactly the type of character i go super crazy about but i do also have some reservations about his place as a “white” character in a fandom.
i only say this because when i first joined the rvb fandom years ago, he was pretty much exclusively drawn as a white man. i’m not saying that people only like him because he’s white, but i do think that in any community there will be some people with an unconscious bias towards white men. for example, there are many instances of poc characters in a piece of media being written poorly or as the therapist/accessory to the tortured white guy.
it’s totally normal for people to play favourites though obviously (i do too!) it’s only when it leads to the poor treatment of poc characters which is when it doesn’t sit right with me.
anyways. that’s not really relevant but i just wanted to explain my thoughts on the topic. regardless of whether he is white or not i fully understand why wash is one of the most popular characters and i don't have any problems with him or his stans or to people who see him as a white man! people have a right to envision him however they want to.
i just gotta be wary sometimes because there are certain people out there who can get very defensive over their favourite characters. i’ve had people in the past be very racist and mad at me for not drawing him as a white guy. and yes i know it’s basically canon that he’s white but also i don’t really care. people are making these heterosexual characters yaoi it up so why can’t i draw this guy who’s face has never been revealed into a poc.
#i need to repeat again because i know ppl can get defensive: no hate to wash enjoyers! i also enjoy wash! just not as much as other people.#sorry for ranting i just have a lot of opinions on this topic !#i do like wash i swear guys ….!#i wouldn’t have written like 7k worth of AU content of him being awesome if i didn’t like him#guys i can’t help that i love maine so much and wash just happens to be the most interesting person he interacts with#it’s like. putting those two together causes maximum shenanigans and drama and angst#at least in the delusional version of them in my brain
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Cannibal by Kesha is my new song for Something Blue (Swap x Killer)
#i read some headcanon that killer would try to eat ANYTHING at least one#so why not bones and dust?#swap is a cool and sweet guy#and Killer wants to eat him up because of it#Be too sweet and you'll be a goner~#and I cant stop remember that scenes where Killer is punch Swap like some punching bag#the more toxic the best :D#and it doesnt help that they have canon interactions#and every single one of them killer is torturing swap#but they can be sweet too i swear!!!#cw cannibalism#swap x killer#something blue#killer x Swap#killer sans#swap sans#utmv#utmv au#sans ship#sansshipping
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rani and baliyo headcanons
because theyre indian im indian we’re indian. whats not to like? :D
‘rani’ is actually just a nickname and her full name is Radharani (who is also a goddess and important figure in hindu mythology :D). baliyo calls her radhika sometimes tho
Idk if they have a big age gap but I hc that rani doesn’t like being called ‘didi’ (older sister in hindi) much but baliyo uses it whenever he wants to annoy her
”didiiiii lets go and do something stupid :3” (not what he’d say but you get the idea)
baliyo has a slight inferiority complex with regards to rani, he’s known since he was a cub that she was more smarter and ‘important’ as compared to him
he would try to act like he didn’t care but a lot of times he would wish that the circle of life had chosen a great role for him, too
as a cub baliyo would get bullied and picked on a lot (and still dumbed down to this day) and rani would threaten to fight those who bullied him
rani is such an older sister/eldest daughter like its insane guys
baliyo and rani have been strictly told it’s inappropriate to swear especially with their status as royalty but rani occasionally whisper-swears while baliyo does not know a single swear word
that does not mean he doesnt know insults tho!!!! rani has reprimanded him multiple times for calling random animals a bunch of insults like pagal, budhu, etc etc..
i feel like in a human au these guys would use english swears 24/7 but the moment one of them uses a hindi or gujurati swear all their ancestors are appearing behind them for a beating /lh /j
sometimes when they’re not busy with their duties they’ll just relax someplace where they can observe a bunch of animals and make up stories and names and a bunch of silly drama for all of em
“and that elephant… is called bhaalu! and he’s on his way to make a secret deal with a monkey :3” “did you just name an elephant ‘bear’???”
rani and baliyo are Shippers to the Max. they’ll randomly create stories for animals they barely know and set up a whole love quadrant or something
heck they probably shipped surak and nirmala when they were cubs x]
I hc that when rani becomes queen or even while leader of the night pride she’d get super absorbed in her duties
baliyo would always be the one to make sure she took a break by tricking her into joining him in just playfully relaxing or smth like that :]
rani would be rlly stubborn abt it at first, all “baliyo leave me alone” but secretly she’s super excited to be spending time with her brother again
its to the point that she’ll purposefully act stubborn abt it bcoz she knows baliyo will get even MORE stubborn like “rani stfu we are going to go FROLICK and HAVE FUN”
rani gets overprotective of baliyo + babies him every now and then, I hc that this has kinda caused baliyo to be childish sometimes tho he tries his best to grow out of it
neither of them are good at singing but boy will they terrorise everybody’s eardrums when they’re in a singing mood
they especially sing lullabies they remember hearing when they were cubs!!
i think when baliyo gets over his inferiority complex he starts to realise just how much rani took care of him and did for him. he’s always loved his sister with his whole heart but the realisation just increases it tenfold
he does whatever he can to make it up to her after that, tho rani has told him she would do it all over again
okay these guys are siblings they absolutely name call each other. rani tries to be more sophisticated but she has called baliyo several names before
baliyo calls rani ullu which means fool in hindi (yes it also means owl. yes the character ullu’s name is also Fool which is the funniest shit to me /lh) and thats like. idk a tiny insult (like heck?? but also I dont think little kids should be saying ullu??? idk)
rani is an older sister with a Temper you WILL hear her shouting “BALIYO MAHARAJA AB TOH TU GYI” (translation(not direct): baliyo you are officially done for) like ten times a day. when will he be done Done? We Will Never Know.. /ref /silly
nah but genuinely tho I can just imagine surak being completely shocked(but also not) at the things rani says to baliyo in a temper while nirmala is laughing her head off
baliyo is a cheeky bastard. my defense and proof for this is that he is a younger sibling
the siblings cherish each other’s laughs like a pirate does treasure. they will do anything and everything they can do hear their sibling laugh because it brings joy to them more than anything :]
#this is so long Help#I didnt mention any hindi swears but I was abt to type hey guys dont tell your parents im teaching you all hindi swears#then I realised half of you are all above 15#god ive been around kids too long#moving on!#the lion guard#headcanon hoard#i think this is my longest hc post? formatted in bullets at least#lam(b)post#rlly rlly happy with these hcs honestly :DD#tlg rani#tlg baliyo
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Dr. “Has to get a good grade in therapy” Doran (Patreon)
#Doodles#Okay so none of them feature but uhhhh#SCII#It's related I swear lol#Damned#Finally a tag that makes sense here lol#Wander Over Yonder#Wander#I still mean Dr. Doran haha how clumsy of me :)#More concept stuff for funsies because yaayyyy#Fun to work with by design haha - he just wants to help people! He really does feel like a good fit ♪ Lovely feeling haha#Pretty fun to draw even if his design is rather cartoony haha#Realistically he'd probably have red curls but it's fun to hold some of his cartoon design elements! Wander's fur is all round like that#Freckles could be considered on-model depending on your definition lol the little patterning in his fur could count....maybe lol#So it's a bit of a stretch that's fine! His facial hair is definitely accounted for! Good good#And keeping his hat and banjo as props hehe hey if Stein gets to be all stitchy then Wander can be a bit quirky it's fine!#There's an explanation! It makes sense so it's fine! Lol#That really is my favourite part honestly it's rearranging [character] until they're puzzle-piece shaped <3 There's the spooks to it!#And I love the spooks :) The therapists get the least amount of Pain and Suffering but they're excellent spookage set dressing#Wander's great for that because he Can get a little in his head about him feeling helpful > actually being helpful#Which I think is Perfect honestly <3 He's such a great fit I love him#I didn't see much of the other therapists - Wilson got the double feature! I do want to check out the others'#But from the descriptions there didn't seem to be anyone specializing in kids' mental health?? Which is weird to me! There's kids there!#I mean even if he didn't specialize in pediatric therapy he'd still decorate his office the same way lol he just leaned into it#It's cozy in here ♪ Inviting! He wants you to feel better so badly! Please feel better#Just a totally chill guy other than the He Needs To Do Well#Hehe
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me: sure I can write crack and fluff! I usually write angst but this'll be a fun change of pace and I wont be making myself miserable with my own words this way!
also literally one of the first paragraphs of this supposed fluff:
oopsie :3 happy miwip Wednesday!
#guys its overall a funny WIP I swear okay I just can't help myself sometimes its impossible not to put at least SOME angst ok#miwip wednesday#will byers#byler fic#byler#elli's writing
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oh, by the way, it's random headcanon time because i thought y'all should know this: barton's doll motif does, in fact, go deeper than his 'doll-making.' because although his hair isn't always this way, you can always sort of tell when barton is really spiraling, because he will just stop brushing his hair to let it become matted and resemble a ' doll's ' hair more closely. and as for what that looks like, think the ringlets that seem to resemble a doll's that has yarn for hair that i used in my pinned post, except they're blonde. so yeahhh. though, of course, there's nothing really wrong with that. however, comma, did i also mention that he is SO wack that he stitched someone else's arm onto himself and now uses it as his own like one of his ' doll-like ' creations?
and as you guys can probably already tell, there are definitely some things wrong with that 💀 i mean barton just cannot go even one day without causing some sort of horrific upset, am i right, guys? JSJSJ / j NAH i'm kidding, i'm kidding (... actually, i might not be this time. idk LMAO ). but anyhowww, i'll tell y'all more about that later because it will probably be a long post due to the nature of how that came to be, but how are we feeling about barton now with this information? like has your opinion of him changed or is it pretty much the same? i am just genuinely curious so feel free to leave a comment below to tell me.... because i know it is gross to think about and also terrifying, but barton is SEVERELY demented so he doesn't think of it that way personally
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ahh... i think it might be all of this kind of fluffy stuff that caused me to post this guys NGL. like idk what it is but sometimes when i-#post a lot of it i swear to god my brain goes ' alright time for angst or something creepy MUAHAHAH ' like WTF? why are you ruining the-#moment like this man?? SKSKS but anyhow uhh i also thought posting this sooner rather than later would put into context why barton's-#left arm might appear to be... well. a LITTLE different than his right to say the least and by that i mean the arm may or may not have-#been in the first stage of decomposition whenever he stitched it on himself 💀 like SIRRR was is it really too much to ask for you to not-#have desecrated someone's corpse like that? SIGHHH. i really wish he wasn't a menace at least 75% of the time so i could like him-#fully but... at least he's kind of funny? that's a positive thing right?? LMAO not to say that it makes up for all the atrocities but yeahh#tw: potentially disturbing imagery.#tw: implied self-experimentation.#ANGER'S HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons.
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she has a friend nowwww
#oc: yesui#i like the idea that yesui was something of a crytpid at the crystarium#no one knows her she acts weird and shes always going in and out of the tower#also at least three people SWEAR theyve seen her summon a guy made out of pure shadow which is like#hhhhuuh. maybe a good sign?!?!?!?#no... no she's too weird.#but like actually. when ppl try to talk to her she just straight up doesnt realize they're trying to get her attention#bc shes so used to not being able to be seen#or heard for that matter#for a while she didnt see the point in getting to know anyone cuz she was so focused on helping to summon kiril#but she starts warming up to ppl when she realizes theyre genuinely curious about her and are nicies#she has a little crisis like#oh gods. is this normal. are people generally kind to their fellow man#and from then on she's still a cryptid but people are like that's yesui ^^ she does weird magic and is a little scary but she's nice#it also becomes common knowledge that if you ask her for help w something and she says no...#if you ask a second time. she will look like shes trying REALLY HARD to say no. but she will help out#listen its hard for her shes still getting used to the being kind for no personal gain thing#she was stuck in 'i gotta survive above all else' mode for so long its a big change!!#UMMM ANYWAYS.#thats all... shb yesui is good
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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog
Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️
Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D
#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still can’t believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because I’ve been obsessed with that show for a#while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (I’m sorry people being good with#and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like#him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing#is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear it’s speeding lmao#she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i haven’t#emotionally recovered yet) and yeah that’s how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao#oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about#max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too#especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao 😂)#I’ve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff it’s so annoying actually#not to mention Twitter but I don’t go there and probably never will 😂#I personally don’t enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do#you do you as long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone#but yeah I’d much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions#everywhere else like I’m not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some#degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what I’ve seen here of course there are gonna be#annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me#whoops this post got away from me again oh dear#I’ve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you don’t love me at my *swearing on team radio#giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you don’t deserve me at my *precious#interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving#beautifully in the rain* it’s a package deal you can’t just pick and choose and personally I don’t even get why people complain about some#of the other stuff I appreciate someone who’s passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters 🤷🏻♀️#I think I’ve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him#god forbid women have hobbies for real (can’t believe I’ve yapped so much I can’t put more tags 💀)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)
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ive joked about it before but man i really am the only person on earth who remembers the gun commander is a character that exists arent i . because the other day when the shadow panel was happening and the voice actors were talking about their characters and how they were eachothers only friend and maria was completely isolated from other people i was like What about the gun commander . and i havent seen anyone else point the contradiction out . lmao
#okay well i cant find a video of the full panel so i cant recheck that they said those things but i swear they did i remember hearing it#for people who never played shadow the hedgehog and dont know what im talking about#its shown that one of the guys whos currently in charge at gun lived on the ark as a kid and was close friends with maria#but he hated shadow because he witnessed his creation and it scared him and he always blamed him for marias death#and its NOT one of those extremely minor details only hardcore fans would notice either . its shown in the main story#to be clear i dont even care about the gun commander as a character. hes one of the sonic characters i care about the least#i just cant help but notice people always forget about him when talking about stuff related to the ark#(like saying that maria didnt have any friends aside from shadow or that her and shadow were the only kids who lived there around that time#or that shadow was the only person who lived on the ark thats still alive)#i mean hes one of those things that wasnt in sa2/sonic x and was added in later so i guess its fair a lot of people forget. but lmao#now im wondering if sega forgot he existed or if the current voice actors just didnt know he existed in the first place#i think the second option is probably more likely because from the way they talked#it seemed like they dont really know muhc about the sonic lore aside from what theyre told about for upcoming projects#so maybe the gun commander just isnt relevant right now so they werent told about him?
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2 days till my final exam rant in tags sorry i gotta let it spill somewhere 😭
#IM DYINGGGG#there are so many things to memorise#and theyre gonna pick 2 questions from a list of 60?????#and my whole degree relies on this?????#im sorry who the hell thought of this system#id MUCH rather write a 2h long exam than have to orally answer questions for 10mins fr#and if i get a topic i dont fully understand that’s it. it’s over for me#bc u have to answer both to pass#they should at least let us pick 2 out of 3 or something 😭#i also hate my procrastinating ass#i shoulda been doing 15qs a day and ive been doing between 1 and 5#and now i have 50 questions (so probably around 70A4 pages) to memorise by THURSDAY AT 9AM#i swear to god why do i always do this#also turns out that for the thesis presentation it’s forbidden to use notes 😀#I AM NOT GOOD AT SPEAKING I AM NOT GOOD AT THIBKING MY MEMORY SUCKS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PASS THIS#im so fucking anxious#but funniest thing is IM STILL ACTIVELY PROCRASTINATING#LIKE??? ISNT THE PRESSURE ENOUGH YET??????#i fucking KNOW for a FACT even if i started studying RIGHT NOW i probably wont make it with all the questions by the exam date#and i skipped ALL THE HARDEST ONES FOR NOW#i swear to god guys im gonna go fucking crazy with this#i know it’s nearly over but it’s KILLING MEEEEE#please why cant i skip time to when it’s over#help me manifest not getting a finance/law question pls guys#hela yaps
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ya girl Steve is not doing all that great in college work life
#tryna convince myself to do an essay rough draft by thinking how it could “”””impress””” a guy in my English class that i can’t tell if i’m#crushing on bc i’ve never been in feasible romantic situations (ie crushing on some1 not a fictional mythical entity) or if there’s just#serious mutual “we should b friends but oh god how do i actually talk to them” tension#either way there’s undoubtedly smthn here I just gotta get past aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll the social trauma from being ostracized#in middle school & having absolutely 0 consistent real friends in high school; i swear to that axolotl i am on constant Survival Mode at#school & it shows so badly#should’ve (ie an “excuse me” or “thank you”)#and typing this is EXTREMELY counterproductive rn I’ve been here for like 5 minutes#anyway i feel stupid for this because it feels like smthn i should’ve been doing in high school but thank the undiagnosed adhd for#annihilating my “high school experience” in favor of homework I could never complete and still can’t apparently#like for christ’s sake could i at least be doing good at schoolwork & creative projects if i can’t have a social life#or instead have a few friends to make it feel like there’s less pressure on the hw cuz there’s more important things in my life#literally screenshooting this rn to know to talk to my therapist abt it. doubt she’ll b able to help but might as well yeah#i don’t want it to be obvious how much self loathing & pity & general angst i’m holding when i talk to ppl but I’ve never ever been a good#emotions actor & never will tbh.#AND my minecraft house looks ugly. send post
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1 day into the semester and i am so over it
#giiiiiirl what the fuck 😭😭😭#my head hurts so maybe im being bitchier than normal but OH MY GOD#first off. 4/5 of my teachers are from sc???#like i know we live here but huh 😭😭#god... i have art for the first time in years and the teacher is a bitch#she also talks so fucking slowlyyy#i swear that woman says 2 words a minute#and the principals cracking down even harder on rules#apparently in a teacher meeting she spent exactly 24 minutes talking about hats and hoods#what the fuck is her problem 😭😭😭 ??#for a beta club meeting once i helped set up and had to move every table in the cafeteria#principal girlie was like 'ill help :)' then pushed one table and stood there the rest of the time#like be so fucking fr#and the math guy gives homework every day including weekends#which like? makes sense for math ig but like. weekends. really.#and literally the only consequence for even the slightest thing is a referral in his class. bitch ass.#god.. at least i dont have spanish anymore... i swear he was the devil#BACK TO THE ART TEACHER FOR A SECOND#oh mt god..#she never gives 100s because 'art isnt perfect' like stfu#if i did the work and followed the rubric just. let me have it.#yeah i think i am definetely being bitchier than usual lmao sorry#maybe it'll get better!! its only the first day#sociology doesnt seem bad#i do miss childs lit though :(
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