#lbg: *crying*

[diushek]

What if Heavenly Demons come from being children of a ascended God with a Demon?

Of course, that would be an explanation for why they are relatively few, so powerful, and why the ones we know the most (LBG and ZZL) have their blood diluted. It is practically impossible for a pure offspring to arise between two Heavenly Demons unless it is direct incest. More than a species, they are a direct result of, who knows, a Blood Demon, where 90% of the Blood Parasites' abilities to heal or attack others could come from + the OPness of an ASCENDED GOD.

So it's not just that they've died out after a long lineage. It's that they've ACTUALLY been few and far between from the beginning. The Heavens know that even if immortality accompanies an ascended God and a demon, and even if they leave behind a progeny of, what, ten children over the course of a century?? there would be nothing but an internal war between the heavens and the demon realm to hunt them down. They have the best of both realms. They ARE part light - part dark. They can give in to the abyss in their hearts or embrace the goodness of the heavens. They can be something horrible or the best thing that ever happened to the world.

They are not the legacy of a dying species. They are not the worn-out result of what time and exhaustion do to the powerful. They are… the result of love. The result of a forbidden love that was perhaps kept secret. The result of an ascended God who loved too much, a demon who renounced the evil of their spirit, they are the children of those who betrayed who they were and who they believed for their family.

They are the legacy of something beautiful.

They are a legacy of love.

Imagine Shen Qingqiu, married to Luo Binghe, FINDING OUT ABOUT THAT.

[kingdomaddiction]

I've been thinking in a Cumplane friendship idea.--

You see, everyone seems to believe SQQ and SQH can't stand each other. Quite the opposite, really. When it's only the two of them they don't feel the need to keep up the pretence. It's so easy to relax, to put the mask aside.

They aren't peak lords nor cultivators. They're just two dudes in their mid tweenties trying to survive in this forsaken world.

SY knows he might not be the kindest nor the most loving of friends, (he spent so many years alone in a cold, hospital room, he's not good at socializing) but he does care for Airplane. A lot. He will never say it out loud because it's embarrasing but that stupid author is his best friend.

So, that's why when the news of Qinghua's disappearance finally reach him (two weeks, it took two full weeks before someone decided to tell him--- )they absolutely destroys him.

He seems calm at fisrt. Not truly procesing the news. LBG makes a few comments about something Mobei told him (you fucking knew and didn't tell me, how dare you, husband?! )

Gone, SQH? No, that's dumb. He couldn't be gone. He's a peak lord, he has responsabilities, a bunch of little ones to teach. He even takes care of the north. And most importantly why would he leave Mobei? It makes no sense, not fucking sense.

SQH wouldn't leave like that. He... he wouldn't leave SY behind.

He can feel sob building up in his throat. That... stupid, idiot--HACK AUTHOR!

His crying fit is so strong and sudden that sends LBG and his whole demon staff into a panic.

"Shizun?!" He says looking for visible injuries-

"Don't touch me!" He screams and LBG looks at him with hurt.

"Husband? Have... have this disciple done something wrong?"

SQQ just turns and walks to his chambers ordering LBG not to follow him. His husband is left feeling distressed and cries for very different reasons.

Later that night they talk. SQQ feeling tired and sad finally calls for his husband to comfort him. He explains to him why he is angry at him and LBG apologizes.

"This one thought you hated Shang-shibo and that Shizun wouldn't care about his dissapereance." He says in a small, careful voice. "Mobei jun came to the palace days ago to beg for help in his search... "

"You turned him away... " SY says, sounding very tired.

"Yes. But this husband will make it right, Shizun. I will find your friend for you, promise."

SY sighs and hugs his husband, hiding his face in his chest.

..

Idk 'm all over the place but the idea is that the system is glitching and took SQH and is kind of keeping him hostage? Like, in between worlds. Not the mordern universe, not PIDW.

I imagine LBG having a very hard time accepting his shizun worries and loves others and not just him (??? why??? I'm more than enough you need NO ONE else shizun). He's too possesive and would like very much just to lock his shizun away, but that would break him and he never wants to see him cry like that ever again. Even if that means he has to share his attention.

MBJ is very broken in this one fiding himself lost without SQH. they had just finally stablished their relationship so he's between angry and scared. Also his trust and loyalty to LBG has taken a blown since he refused to help him find his lover. Didn't he help LBG when everyone turned his back on him as he clinged to his dead shizun's body?

While they work together (before they can even figure out where sqh is) LBG slowly realizes he might have fucked up a bit and ??? misses Mobei ??? are they friends???!!

SY tries his fucking best to keep it together. Really, he loves Binghe but that man can be so dense.

They find where SQH is being kept. The place is like a limbo. Cold, and vast where no time passes. In order to get him back LBG, MBJ and SQQ work together to reforge Xin Mo and travel there. There's a cool fighting montage, tears, hugs and everyone is happy at the end

Yeah that's all i got so far. I'll be going back to work now--

[allpiesforourown]

im confused, does roommate lbg know he’s in love with sy? i cant tell cause youve mentioned he thinks hes straight, but it also seems like he’s romancing (or at least getting off on) sy on purpose. was there a tipping point or smth?

there IS a tipping point, but for the most part, bingge just.. so deep in comp het trenches he doesn't understand his attraction to shen yuan

binghe talking about his best friend: he's so important to me... the best day i can imagine is when we visit my mom together and I get to be with my two favourite people in the world. he's my life partner and I can't imagine a day when i don't start my day cooking him breakfast and seeing his happy smile. he's the most beautiful person ive ever met. No drug can come close to the happiness I feel when we watch a movie together and he gets cold and cuddles up to my side. He's so small and soft and smells so good, whenever I hug him I want to keep squeezing and never let go. I hope he never dates or gets married because the idea of someone taking him away from me makes me want to cry.

binghe talking about his girlfriend of the month: she's alright i guess. her taste in food kind of sucks but jin xue isn't terrible- her name is YIN xue? LOL i've been calling her jin this whole time

[nibbelraz]

au concept: sy doesnt transmigrate, but sqh did enough with sj to change things just a little. lbg takes over the sect but doesnt salt earth it, takes his shizun as a war prize but its certainly not going to be human stick. sqh is like "well ig this is a p good end" and is accepting his current fate when mobei is like "i want a war prize. i want that one as a war prize specifically." everyone is confused. sqh has no idea why mobei wants him. mobei is (internally) like >:) my sqh now

Shang Qinghua would be absolutely crying and screaming but also intrigued cause we'll that's HIS KING

[bloopitynoot]

Reading SVSSS: Chapter 18

For those who don't know, I am reading SVSSS for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag bloopitynoot reads SVSSS. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read.

New chapter, new cup, and back on my tea drinking! Today is another past year ren faire hand made cup with a Blueberry Jasmine tea.

This is present me rn - having finished this chapter- I WAS NOT PREPARED WHAT THE FUCK; what a goddamn jump scare of a read! D:

let's get ready for the notes journey so you can see me descend into a cacophony of sound:

Okay the visitor from last chapter was not Luo Binghe, and I really thought it might have been- it is in fact Liu Qingge! p159

Where is Luo Binghe though?? p159

Side note: unrelated, but a little bit related- adjacently related if you will - to the plot -> Big Same Shen Qingqiu! When I see a fan I too have to give that baby a firm crack! p159

Also real as fuck. LQQ: "what's up with you and Luo BInghe?" SQQ: I don't really know, but here we are LOL" p160

What did Liu Qingge see in the room that made him trip up/pause??? (I am sure we will find out later but still what the heck) p162

I'm crying at the strike out over here "His current attire and appearance was exactly identical to the Luo Binghe from before the Immortal Alliance Conference: the model of flawless and pure disciple of a major sect, the image of a pretty, diligent, and competent young wife, it really...really...was..." p162

Why am I so suspicious about the breakfast service Luo Binghe has for SQQ. p163

I love how the two of them in disguise in this very obvious trap of basically every powerful cultivator and sect is Luo Binghe changing his facial expression and SQQ being like "well I've been away for a while they will never recognize me" stealth check natural 1 for sure for sure p168

ewwww. anything to do with Old Palace Master. I really hate this guy, this story is so fucked. honestly poor Luo Binghe rn. pp171-172

oooo! New quest from the system: Raising Righteous Image Points! p176

more me appointed points to my 'SQQ is the damsel/love interest narrative', "In conclusion: So the female lead's role was going to be Shen Qingqiu again, huh?" p177

THANK YOU! This guy is the only one talking sense. Tianlang-jun really did nothing to start this whole war. He was only tricked and then essentially had the shit absolutely beat out of him. I dont even think the rumour he was going to wreak havoc and kill a bunch of humans was true- probably made up by butt hurt Old Palace Master. p181

ugh. Poor LBG having to hear all these people talk about his parents, their story, and how his mom hated him so much she tried to abort him. what the fuck, that's enough to mess anyone up quite badly. pp181-183

LBH: SQQ: my heart!!! pp 186-187

OFC LBH would be blamed mid Menty-B for the random demons being present. p189

Also so valid! the sects really are using the same tricks they used on Tianlang-jun. You know what, i'm really starting to stand with these demons - they have been done so dirty! p190

Hell yeah Yu Qingyuan stepping in! p191

Everyone here wants an explanation- how tf are they going to explain any of this tho LOL p195

Oh fuck, oh fuck! He hit zero points! p196

wait...alternate punishment? p197

Oh dang, he really just collapsed p197

AH! What's happening in the dream punishment. Is the punishment SQQ having to live with the original novel Luo BInghe and forever pining for him LOL? pp 198-199

Oh shit. Luo Binghe is totally figuring out that Shen Qingqiu is not his original Shizun p201

HE TORE HIS ARM OFF?! P202

MORE LIMB RIPPING P203

WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!

THIS IS WILD.

What a horrible punishment OMG.

[lbhslefttiddie]

WIP folder game

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have WIPs. People can send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet/preview or tell them something about it!

tagged by @gaywarcriminals hi fish!!!!!

oh god. oh man okay ummmm. so here the Thing. i dont have a WIP "folder" so we gon be parsing through literally every file ive ever written okay bear with me. ive done my best to compile them, there is really no organization to speak of. im so sorry

since my works really runs a wide range of content im gonna include a tag on any explicit works (E) and anything with explicit noncon (ENC). thas not to say theyre the only things in the wip or the part ill share, necessarily, but it feels like something worth being upfront about.

also there are MANY files in here that are various future points of Mouse on the Thorn, which i think im gonna label as such for clarity and spoiler potential. (MotT) for MotT. you may look a the number of WIPs here for MotT alone and think, wow Lucien, maybe you should just finish the next chapter of MotT. you would be correct.

anything more specific than that ill cover in the post itself if its brought up but in the spirit of the game ill leave it at that here

anyways:

recognition of other through the self

an exercise in hubris

79 abo

when ur 2ic disappears for five years only to come back with a son

bad time (ENC)

i keep my closet free of skeletons

liujiu cave omegaverse

bite (E, MotT)

beastboy (MotT)

mott dreamscape (MotT)

sy pov (MotT, ENC)

Mott sy Strugle (MotT, E)

visit

spiader (MotT)

*sounds of screaming and crying* (E)

mott sqh pov (MotT)

ayuan nseaky (MotT)

early presentation (MotT)

lbh abnormal (MotT)

7 atticwifing 9 (E)

9 atticwifing 7 (E)

Xuan Su (E)

Xmsy but qi deviating unseals his demonic energy

tentaclezun

Cumplane explaining various modern world bullshit to lbh

Disciple shen yuan oh no (ENC)

archangel sqq

Osj

Binghe finds out what yogurt is

Drunk sqqs

Osqq thug bullying (ENC, E)

Sqq actually kills himself whoops

Shadows house au

Shen yuan dying??? In MY presence? Its more likely thn you think

hes dissociating now nice job you broke him (ENC)

Truthed

Turbo omega plant body AU :-) (E)

A..... a murder mystery???

Hehe Bingge sexc

sy introduces lbg to toilets and other 21 century clownery

wow would you look at that, abruptly it would seem i have forgotten how to read and cannot see the rules of this game so im just gonna tag @fictionalcreator and no one else bc i dont often "talk" to people, however feel free to join if u wanna, or if youre fict, feel free to ignore if you wanna

[danmeiconfession]

Ik I'm late but Reply to: https://www.tumblr.com/danmeiconfession/739733352626749441/why-are-we-fighting-over-who-in-svsss-is-morally

Anon, it isn't about who rly is morally right in svsss. It's about how you stan your fav who is immoral. But hate on SJ, who only did 1 thing wrong; which is singling out LBH, might I add a PROTAGONIST, and abuse him. Cos if LBH wasn't a protag, no one would've care if he abused him or not. Cos I've some examples in svsss who did abuse children but got away with it.

SY is a lazy, 2nd Generation young master, neet and an internet hater. He bullied SQH to change his original plot, then had the audacity to hate on it. After transmigrating, his only plan was to survive, not to change LBM or the plot. He was okay if LBM DID turn out as a tyrant, as long as he is alive with his LIMBS INTACT. Had 3 yrs to prepare for LBM's abyss arc and stopping LBM's blackening fully. But instead, he DID NTH but to lazy around the Peak, coddling and spoiling LBM, giving him an assurance that demonic cultivation is okay in CQMS and when the time came, accused LBM of being a demon and pushed him in abyss after stabbing him. LBM wouldn't have turned out the way he did, if SY didn't pull that shit. He isn't a good teacher. He emotionally abused QJP disciples, abandoning them, getting irritated if anyone starts crying but coddles LBM if he did the same. He had also abused BZP disciples indirectly, using LQG to beat up his disciples ONLY COS they were bullying LBM, not any other QJP disciple. He still continued to abuse SQH, a fellow transmigrator. He is also a groomer, might I add, he was grooming LBM into a tyrant, who'll listen to him, tho he didn't know he was unintentionally grooming LBM sexually as well. And his biggest crime is till the end he is impersonating someone else, ik he didn't have a choice but he could've come clean that he isn't who they all think he is.

LBM is an obsessive freak, manipulating SY into having his way, he tortured SY just cos he 'thought' he got rejected by his shizun. Beat up SHL, used some innocent cultivators to satiate XM's hunger, tried to SA SY and last but not the least, tried to merge the 3 realms and killing n no. of innocent ppl with it.

Okay, LBG makes my blood boil, he is the worst out of all the immoral Gays out there. He is everything SJ was accused for! He is a mass murderer. He did genocide, he is behind the destruction on 3 realms, killing so many innocent humans and cultivators alike. He is a rapist, raping innocent women in 2 digits. He is fucking abuser himself! He abused and tortured SJ for years. Turned him into a human-stick! Just bcos he couldn't handle some whipping, which was a simple form of punishment in ancient China. He wasn't even abused to the extend SJ did, but had the audacity to cry about it to everyone, about how horrible his shizun is. He had also tortured SY and tried to rape him. And had to look pitiful when SY rejected him. Only cos SY was a nicer version of his shizun.

LQG may try to be a righteous man, but trust me he isn't. No righteous man will belittle anyone. He looked down upon sex workers. Belittled SJ, who he knew nth about. Abusing his own disciples, abandoning them whenever he felt like it. In Jinlan city arc he kidnapped civilians so MQF could experiment on them. Pls don't tell me it is morally right to you.

YQY's biggest crime is his silence. He was silent when PLs were accusing SJ and spreading rumours about him, when he knew about SJ. He never stopped those rumors from spreading. He never stopped the PLs to shit on SJ. He kept his silence. He was silent when SJ warned him about SQH. He NEVER listened to SJ, whenever he tried to warn him about smth and then SJ had to deal with the outcome. He was silent when LBG came to accuse SJ of his crimes. He NEVER opened his mouth. He never asked his martial siblings to get along with SJ, but expected that from SJ. He knew his brother but still believed the crimes against him.

SQH, og or airplane doesn't matter, is a mass murderer. He killed innocent young cultivators in IAC. He was conspiring with demons against his own kind! The only difference between them is, airplane was a little bit kind. Cos he didn't unleashed, dangerous and deadly monsters. He tried to help SJ when LQG accused him of backstabbing or gave him an advice for future Lingxi Caves event. He isn't rly that kind either. PIDW ended the way it did cos he got corrupt. He started licking his benefactors feet. Og did everything on his own volition. He never cared for anyone in this world.

MBJ, just like SQH, is a mass murderer. He is the mastermind behind the demon invasion in IAC, killing innocent young cultivators. He also abused SQH constantly.

Looking at your fav none of them are morally right but when it comes to staning one of them only SJ gets the backlash and says, "Stop staning SJ, stan SY he is kinder version of SQQ," "uwu LBH/LBM/LBG is a traumatized little meowmeow. He ended up like this cos he was abused in the past," "YQY is a traumatized little guy, he scared to loose everything in his life!" "SQH is forced to do everything!" And last, "LQG is a righteous cultivator, he'll never do anything wrong!"

.

[piosplayhouse]

Bingmei and Bingge ultimate showdown sextra retrospective:

Discussed this with goat last night but Luo Bingge's focus on taunting Bingmei about his sexual prowess is actually very tragic when you reflect on how all of Bingge's relationships are purely built off of sex-- it was the genre he was written into, and in a stallion novel sex = love = happy ending. Bingge believes he was never loved as a child, and so there's nothing about him that's worthy of love outside of what he can do as an adult (sex)! It's a hollow form of love, but the only surefire way Bingge has ever known to receive some modicum of affection and feel, for one of the first times in his life, truly wanted. And that's why it's so important that Bingqiu have awful sex, because it's focused on mutual exploration and strong foundations of love! There's no expectation that Bingmei has to meet, no pressure to hinge his self-worth on this. It's so important for him that he will be loved regardless and sqq will always give him more chances, because he always has and always will be worthy of love just by merit of existing.

[goalies]

Good evening! I’m ready to cry!!! Either way this game goes ill cry!!

[redphienix]

Man, they really said "Iceborne fucked up HBG to the extreme by making spread, sticky, and cluster busted as fuck to the point where EVERY other ammo was useless and we don't want to fix it so here's a new mechanic which isn't actually balanced in a fashion that benefits you- it's basically just a waste of time that you'll desperately WISH actually increased your dps or mattered :), spread is still king, and oh what's it say here- oh yeah- we buffed the already high numbers of LBG to the moon so HBG is entirely worthless!

Why rebalance and reinvent HBG when we can just pour love into LBG and tell you to go fuck yourself! :D"

And you know what, fair.

I'll just go cry about it :(

[analviel]

Yesyesyesyes Bingmei is the SJ given resolution before his own doomed and miserable not-end?

Like staying at Cang Qiong, fighting and rising ranks, trying to fill up something, because why was SJ really staying there, he wanted power and safety and power for safety and what was loyalty worth and he'd given all his loyalty in this life and the next for YQY but what was his loyalty really worth for the most powerful cultivator who holds the trust of other equal cultivators, and LBG fighting and rising and conquering and adding more and more to his harem and when you've conquered everything what then, his life was nothing more than (6k+ chapters worth of endless) power ups and papapapas and did any of his antagonist really left a mark on him other than the ones on Qing Jing, just another faceless person who dares to not give way to what he wanted to take and it's all..... So meaningless apparently.

Like, sure it sounds great to imagine that LBG going to svsss and seeing SY and asking him to come back with him meant that 'SY is the person that can soothe any LBH and they're soulmates' rather than LBG having done this several times to several women that had expressed some level of devotion or love to someone or something that he wooed with the intent to have that directed to him, being a path that would just lead to a life of being one trinket among a shelf of trinkets that momentarily makes you feel good, a shadow or a reminder of something long past.

In the end, do we not see LBG as a scummy villain now too.

I sometimes wonder, when he raze down a city or a town of some character that goes against him as a 'cool moment' to exhibit how decisive and cool he is, if he still remembers his washerwoman mother that could've been any of those collateral damage.

Man........ That fake jade guanyin was really.... Sigh.

*gorging myself on more pain because that's apparently become my hobby*

And all of this in a single story that, depending on your mindset in that exact moment, can make you laugh, or cry, or rage, or despair when rereading.

Because this was the sentence where SY referenced a meme and the same sentence that Yue Qingyuan was looking at him with fondess.

I, for some reason just realized that it was Luo Binghe who killed his hated martial sibling(s), colluded with demons, and engaged in sexual depravity. And massacred his 'kindly and generous' sect even.

Like of course I knew logically, the cycle of violence begets violence, trauma not healed and bleeds out on others cause more trauma, but, Luo Bingge really became the villain copied straight off of his -perception- of his Shizun.

Like, I know this! I know it alright, but then you get it, svsss is so insane, what other transmigration could make you think so much, I can meditate on this for hours and my brain just generates more and more, the gift that keeps giving.

The foils! The contrasts that are four ways! SY and YQY ways of loving and unable to share their reasons! SJ and LBH's festering hurt that consumes them! The perfectly missing space where Airplane-bro and Cucumber-bro's life in the modern life was like that's traced by the literal story that Airplane wrote and a peek to his own possible traumas and SY's reaction and justification and auto-explanation of certain things! Just, peeling layer after layer and just looking at it in different angles in between and finding more pages between those layers.

[acernor]

LQG can’t comprehend his emotions when he spots the twins standing behind the Huan Hua Palace master. They’ve grown so much yet again. So attractive that LQG spots a lot of girls staring at them. They seem even taller than himself now. The mark on their foreheads stand out. So his disciples were demons. But he still wants to.. go to them. He wants to ask why LBH prepared his breakfast later than he normally did. Why LBG hasn’t washed the dishes yet. But they spare him no look. No bickering.

TALL!!!! DEMONS!!!!!! why are you two with huan hua palace get away from that creep and COME BACK TO SHIZUNNNNNNNNN

why won’t they look at him I’M GONNA CRY

[delicioussshame]

If anyone is interested you’ll find under the cut my full kinktober 2020 list, including the stuff I ended up not writing.

Day 1: Omorashi | Knifeplay | Body swap: Body swap, SQH/SY: The one where SQH and SQQ switches body, and they both know how to change back.

Day 2: Human furniture | Sounding | Macro/micro: Human furniture, OLBH/SY: if SQQ doesn't want to stay with OLBH, he's not going to have a choice about it.

Day 3: Fisting | Medicalplay | Orgasm denial: Orgasm denial, LBH/SY: in which SY is trying to teach his husband control.

Day 4: Incest | Breathplay | Leather/Latex: Incest, SQH/SY: where SQH is actually SY's transmigrated brother, not that they know that. SQH ran away to practice his "art".

Day 5: Double penetration in two holes | Boot worship | Lactation: Double penetraton in two holes, SY/LQG/YQY: Look, I want to write LQG/YQY and a more original threesome.

Day 6: Free Use | Sensory deprivation | Waxplay: Free use, everyone/SY: where everyone is having sex with SQQ all the time because of course they are.

Day 7: Rimming | Breeding | Tentacles: Breeding + tentacles, MQF/SY: they're on a quest to get some medicine, and SY gets caught. MQF helps.

Day 8: Menophilia | Casting couch | Bukkake: Casting couch, LBH/SY: SY, Airplane's harshest critic, has been tasked with picking the actor that will play LBH in the drama, and he's taking the job seriously. He's going to make sure who he picks can play the role.

Day 9: Pegging | Emetophilia | Clone sex/selfcest: Selfcest, SY/SY: where alternate universe SY comes to have sex with main universe SY to teach him how this shit works. Funny.

Day 10: Mommy/Daddy kink | Somnophilia | Scissoring: Daddy kink, TLJ/SY. Yes. That one. Father-in-law wants to get closer to his new son.

Day 11: Watersports | Temperature play | Stockings: Temperature play, MBJ/SY: look, gotta have to be MBJ

Day 12: Feet | Shotgunning | Dacryphilia: Dacryphilia, LBH/SY: LBH crying gets SY hard. It's an issue. It's not his fault; LBH is just too pretty, and looking this vulnerable...

Day 13: Body worship | Spanking | Frottage: Body worship, SY/LBG/GYX: where both disciples are fighting over treating Shizun right.

Day 14: NTR | Face-sitting | Collaring: Collaring, OLBH/SY: fuck it it's cliché but he'd be so into it.

Day 15: Prostitution | Armpit | Massage: Prostitution, SY/LQG: where YQY isn't the only one who has feelings he needs to work through on a SJ lookalike.

Day 16: Fucking machine | Feederism | Intercrural sex: Feederism, LBH/SY: LBH really likes feeding SY. Insert poverty porn.

Day 17: Three (or more) some | Master/slave | Titfucking: Threesome + Master/Slave, OMBJ/OSQH/SY: SY wakes up in a different MBJ and SQH's bed, but they don't care. He smells like them.

Day 18: Petplay | Humiliation | Bloodplay: Bloodplay, TLJ/ZZL/LBH/SY: where all of them push SY's triggers whenever they feel like it.

Day 19: Hate sex | Cockwarming | Mirror sex: Hate sex + cockwarming, SQH/SY: SY is pissed about the latest chapter/the lack of decent porn. He shows up angry at SQH's place. SQH tells him that if he's that annoyed, he can "help ouy". Cue SY spending the day on his knees under the desk as SQH writes.

Day 20: Noncon/dubcon | Foodplay | Creampie : Non-con/dubcon + creampie, OLBH/SY: OLBH grooms SY into responding to him.

Day 21: Size difference | Exhibitionism/voyeurism | Impact play: Impact play: where SJ punishes SY for his non-existent wandering eyes. Yes I am doing sequels that's how I roll.

Day 22: Formal wear | Overstimulation | Sadomasochism: Overstimulation, SY/LBH/MBJ: it's demon mating season and SY is stuck in the middle of two domineering demons. It's not fun, or is it?

Day 23: Double penetration in one hole | Tickling | Shower sex: Double penetration in one hole, SY/MQF: medical curiosity from MQF; let's see how much he stretches. Maybe SY worries LBH ruined him? Wait, LBH/SQQ/MQF threesome!?

Day 24: Sweat | Branding | Masturbation: Branding, PM/SY: SY is the palace master's favorite student, and he's not letting this one go. Everyone will know he's his.

Day 25: Bondage | Gunplay | Inflation: Bondage, SY/SJ: Look, he's a control freak.

Day 26: Stripping | Scat | Burnplay: Burnplay, MBJ/SY: gotta turn the table on MBJ

Day 27: Public sex | Role reversal | Xenophilia: Role reversal, YQY/SY: where YQY was the one who was stuck with the Qius.

Day 28: Crossdressing | Lingerie | Distention: Distention, LBH/SY: LBH has a really big cock, electric boogaloo.

Day 29: Praise kink | Glory hole | Telepathic bonds: Praise kink, GYX/SY: GYX really likes it when SQQ praises him. He really, really likes it.

Day 30: Sex Toys | Deep-throating | Stuck in wall: Stuck in wall, ZZL/SY: Snake goes through a hole. SY tries to follow. It doesn't work out, at least not for SY.

Day 31: Free day, any of the above, any combination, or whatever you want

[wei-suibian]

Time travel aus

I’m, like, so weak for time travel fix-it fics!? For any fandom!? Like, Scum Villan, for example.

Like, imagine SQQ, as he’s living happily with LBH, and they go investigate something in the demon realm and he accidentally steps into an array and-BAM, he’s gone and the last thing he saw was his husband’s terrfied face.

Then he wakes up, and he’s in his bed in the bamboo house at qing jing peak and he’s like, ‘Did LBH bring me here to recuperate?’ So he’s like calling for his husband, and the door opens but it’s MF and ‘Why the heck does he look so young? Last i saw him he was married and with kids?’ and the disciple is terrified at his pale scared face and goes to call YQY while SQQ is having a mental breakdown.

Then in his head just echoes the sound of the google voice he’s hated so much and it just quickly repeats what he heard the first time he transmigrated and SSQ just, loses it.

“System, don’t try to f*uck with me, i dealt with you once, i can do it again.I know you know we went back in time, so quietly enter standby/sleep mode and don’t bother me, or else.” And the system just, weeps and quietly obeys, and sqq continues to panic and begins crying but then-

Then he has a rebelation and is like- ‘Wait a second, if i’m back in time, does this mean....all the misunderstandings, the pain BingHe had to go through...all the times i was an asshole to him.....i can change that?’

And then he’s giddy and excited and just, begins switching between indecisive (because changing the past may change their future and no matter what he usually says he loves his husband) and determined to give his love the best life he can.

He decides to do the latter, fate be damned.

So he chats with YGY and MQF, assures them that he’s okay, and orders MF to call all the disicples and then he goes out and bullshits his way through an explanation of why they had been torturing Binghe like this, making himself look innocent. Like:

‘I was testing you, to see if you had good, righteous hearts that would choose the right path. I know you respect your elders and that you were scared to contradict me in fear of being kicked out, it happens in every sect. But instead of helping your shidi in secret, you kept hurting him to please me, besides NYY here, all of you failed this test that this master set up.’ And the disciples are like , we f*ucked up, then SQQ tells them that if they dslike LBH, it’s okay to ingore him, but hurting a fellow disciple is forbidden.

Of course the same applies to befriending him, if they are insincere, don’t bother. In the end, only NYY goes, and the others are told to cultivate and reflect on their actions. Then SQQ asks where LBH is and he goes to the wood shed and thinks of a way to bullshit through this but-

But he sees him, bruised and hurt and looking at him with admiration and respect and he’s like- inner-screaming because he looks so tender and sweet, so young, such a white lotus!! And he fangirls inside his mind for a while before explaining to him the same fake story he told the others, but sayng that it was also to test his will and his stenght and his endurance and perseverance, and that he passed with flying colors.

Then he apologizes and bows his head and LBH nearly has an aneurysm!? Because Shizun is showing him respect what the hell? And he gets all flustered and then SQQ treats his wound and LBG is ????????????.

Afterwards SQQ goes to look for SQH and tells him what happened and they both inwardly scream and SQQ is so happy for not having OOC restrictions.

Cue both of them f*ucking everything up as they try to fix the painful parts of the story, taking any and every shojo cliche they know and trying to make them a reality, for the suffering of everyone in cang qiong mountain and the demon realm.

 In the city with the first boss, SQQ obliterates butterfly and saves LBH and NYY, gaining their trust and respect. He tries to act cool, he succeeds.

At the fight with Sha Hualing, SQQ loudly reveals a lot of embarrasing secrets he knew of her, personal stuff that make her blush and she runs away screaming. He avoids being poisoned and making LBH feel guilty, then praises him for his battle prowress. SQH and SQQ high-give after.

With the abyss thing, SQH sticks to MBJ like glue, leaving the demon confused and half-angry half-curious, while SQQ tells LBH that they’ll go together to the abyss and train. LBH refuses, saying he will go alone and grow strong enough to protect him, then he will come back. SQQ doesn’t want to, and tells him to stay away from Xin Mo. LBH agrees, turns back, and before going, he runs and smacks a sweet kiss on SQQ face, then jumps down. SQQ smiles like a dork for the rest of the day.

Then LBH comes back, and he’s the sexy mf SQQ remembered and he nearly loses it. They try to solve the case and SQQ goes to ‘hunt snakes’, to wich LBH answers with a tilt of his head and an big ? SQQ does catch the snake, makes Zhuzhi Lang confess his crimes, and clears his name.

Everthing continues to alter like this as SQQ tries to fill every plot point with fluff and happiness, even going as far as to help SQH capture his love, because he finally admitted that yes, MBJ is hot, and yes, i want him to be my bf.

That’s all for today, going to rest. I love time travel fix-it fics okay? I will read all of them if i can! (Bless any of you who write them, you’re doing the lords work).

[melissa-titanium]

uzi is so fucking hard to choose a weapjn for becausw she Would literally use a gun . but hbg/lbg are SOOO FUUUCKING BORRRIIINNGGGG im sorry. only mh weapons thay SUCK SHIT. maybe she could use gunlance (Cool Weapon) or . wait everyone STOP. dual blades user theyre like the ultimate emo weapon. Go crazy go stupid go DEMON MODE. its perfect. shed have a full set of ebony odo armor w purple accents but also maybe banbaro chest piece i dont know. she would solo fatalis just. out of sheer power. considering dhes Uzi actually she probably has some experience w/every weapon but she would stick closely with ones she likes tha most. she would PREFER to solo.. probably had one bad experience with online and literally Never played multiplayer again. always private sessions she doesnt use SOS and WILL never use SOS out of sheer spite at the one longsword user she encountered 6 years ago in a fulgar anjanath SOS who kept FUCKING tripping her and then blamed her when she earned tje final cart

N is also hard but kind of easier because i can project my sns/hammer bias onto him. also radobaan set with no helmet. he would be introduced thru rise because of the palamutes. uzi definitely got him into it SHES the gamer girl here. shed be like N we have to play worldborne first its really good. and hes just loke But theres dogs D:!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT EVERYONE SHUT UP I LIED. WHAT IF HE USED INSECT GLAIVE BECAUSE YOU GET A LITTLE BUG FRIEND he would beso happy. also rado armor makes no sense if hes a rise enjoyer but loke you kjow what i mean.. he'd be the type to become actually terrified when a monker becomes enraged. him in a vc with uzi hes screaming and crying like hes getting murdered. and hes just pinned by furious rajang. he would looove dodogama & be really REALLY happy when he learned mh stories was a thing ("i wish you could be friends with the monsters! i'm sure theyre not all that bad." "you can. monster hinter stories lets you be their buddies and ride them, it's like pokemo-" "WHAT!! do you have it?" "(sound of uzi opening mh stories")

Sees two characters i like. Okay. now make them play monster hunter

[dreadwhoop]

Gaming News

Hi everyone. Since YongYea, EventStatus, and other guys who do podcasts and such are taking a break I'm going to cover some recent developments across the digital entertainment sites starting with a big one:

"Steam Client Bootstrapper to become an Epic Store exclusive and more"

Users were shocked to discover, upon launching the Epic Games Store, the Steam Client Bootstrapper was a selectable feature. What people assumed was a more direct way of integrating their Steam Friends List into the Epic Client ended up loading their Steam Storefront instead.

When pressed for answers, Gabe Newell of Valve Corporation issued the following statement on his website:

"After Epic secured both Borderlands 3 and Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 we knew it was better to have this be a quick decision and after reviewing the concerns Steam doesn't want gamers to feel they have to choose either or lose out, so we decided to make the decision we felt would end the controversy and focus on getting gamers back to gaming"

Tim Sweeney added "The acquisition is almost as important to us as Fortnite and counts as one of our shining reasons to bringing gamers together. For this reason in our next Season get ready to see your favourite Team Fortress 2 characters landing from the bus as they build to new horizons!"

(Taken at the Joustfaire Ontario Knowledge Expo)

More news to follow as Epic is in talks to acquire collaborative services with Origin and UPlay as well.

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"New Arkham Game in the Works"

Rocksteady's senior artist Mark Vick revealed concept art for "Batman Arkham Beyond" - based on the late 90s cartoon series, with reprising roles from Will Friedle and Kevin Conroy. Given the popularity of 'Cyberpunk' at the moment this comes at a fortunate time. A VR version is supposedly in the works to reveal concepts of Arkham in the future at this year's E3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsvQNt2bIE

They'll also be an Epic Exclusive version called "Batman Arkham Beyond: Epic Edition" or B.A.B.E.E. for short.

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"Je Ne Sais Quoi"

David Cage is said to be in talks to work on a new cinematic interactive experience (some say can be classified as a videogame) with the daring and controversial decision to focus on characters who enjoy life.

"It's ze departure from mon emotions...what if we could relate another way? Une experience viva la happiness!"

Boldly, David Cage is fleshing out twelve shower scenes which are choice-dependant and intends to make every decision result in an entirely different genre of gaming. If you choose to save the baby you'll enter a Tekken-like fighting sequence. Opt to save the Granny and it becomes a Platformer. Opt to save yourself and it becomes a FPS.

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"Google Announces Stadia Exclusive Launch Title"

Beyond Good and Evil 2 has been announced as Google Stadia's Exclusive Launch Title.

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"Getting Over It VR"

2017's best-selling game Getting Over It will be getting a VR version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y29pCAFRjQw (Courtesy of superbowserraymond1)

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"Devil May Cry x Monster Hunter World 2nd Collaboration!?"

Credit to Arekkz Gaming and Gaijin Hunter for the breaking news just now of data miners uncovering, in the local files for the upcoming 6.02 patch due this spring, THIS music file:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlBv6uR1IQU

What?! Nightmare in MHW!? How would this even work? If you are unaware, Nightmare is a boss from Devil May Cry 1 and one of V's Summons in Devil May Cry 5, and from all accounts this takes place in the Special Arena with special Symbol Panels with written Kanji included for you to hit to turn it from being a pile of sludge and skulls into its more familiar 'Battle Tank' form.

The fight will be full of Nightmare's usual tricks most notably its ability to drag you into a distorted version of the Special Arena complete with an Elder Dragon to fight - either Kushala Daora, Teostra, or Nergigante. All of them will be Tempered forms which imply Nightmare is no joke but defeating them will mean it'll knock a chunk of Nightmare's health off. It'll have status-inducing effects - Effluvium when in sludge form if you touch it, and a tougher body than even Lavasioth with the ability to deflect pretty much every blow, save the vital cores, unless you have the Mind's Eye ability. It'll also share Xeno'jiiva's Frontal Beam attack, a barrage of annoying summons, and quick spikes which can also spin around independantly among all sorts of pesky ranged attacks too. The objective will be for you to break all 3 of its cores - front, top, and rear. Once the 3rd core is broken it'll be confirmed defeated and you can loot the ooze.

Weapons will range from the LBG and HBG getting Nightmare-Gamma and Nightmare-Beta whilst Hunting Horn users will get the recent Dr. Faust Hat and change tune-inputs into the now famous Dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV9LyYzLUyQ

On this note we wrap up the news. Hope you enjoyed!