#later bitch

[waterlilyhighwebcomics1]

I couldn't find a gif for this scene of HABIT taunting Noah, so I just decided to create it myself. Oh, and it's free to use!

[no53472]

sup.

[ramblingguy54]

Black Heron: But, Bradford. What if I want to keep being evil?

Bradford:

[queenjsxo]

i realized the other day that i don’t love you anymore because i’ve stopped checking your social media to see if you’re okay. 

[ctntduoarchive]

menliker c!wilbur compilation

[drbtinglecannon]

Remember when Darius taunted a group of teens to try to escape, instead of telling them upfront they weren't being kidnapped, and in response they crashed his ship?

[fluffypotatey]

A Thought:

As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.

However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.

The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.

Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*

Other sorcerers:

AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET

IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON

I'D FEEL PISSED TOO

like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????

merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler

you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that

goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.

and then, and then

you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"

merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???

it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.

"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+

[cascadiums]

Bram Stoker really made a point of the Count hoarding old money in his bedroom like a dragon, the spoils of war and empire guarded by the upper class, just for his heroes to bribe their way across Europe funded by their inheritance from a revolving door of dying parents, huh

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Dracula Daily as an insidious plot to manipulate young internet users into willingly checking their email

[satans-knitwear]

This is gonna be my hot jedi summer.

Treat me ~ Tip me

[eggdrawsthings]

siblings behavior

the meme

[may12324]

Lavender 🐝🐝🐝

A city witch on her way to a strange town to investigate a series of curses , and not fall for a hot lady baker who makes the finest desserts in town. Nope! Not all. Not happening!.....unless...?

Lavender is part of a story about witches, magic, and bread, shared with @anonbea 💛💛💛

[thunderon]

Ianthe is a bitch and I love her but have you considered: Harrow is a bitch and I love her

i love that muir gave us no shortage of bitchy women to love!!!!! and i love harrow being a bitch. of course she has her infamous bitchy moments with gideon, but here’s some miscellaneous bitchy harrow moments with other characters (soup for the soul):

[chipchopclipclop]

i have been playing alot of pillars of eternity 2 but i dont have the first one. so i have just been pretending that my watcher has kept his amnesia this whole game and is lying about knowing wtf is going on the whole time

[procrastapocalyptic]

I'm moving tomorrow and I'm so thankful I'm getting out of this toxic ass, stagnant apartment.

[rotisseries]

"do you want a rainy angry confession or do you want a soft confe-" I don't care. I just want a confession. I'll get a confession. and I'll be so fucking happy no matter what happens and I know finn and noah are going to act their asses off. we're gonna get byler and no matter what it's gonna be great. hallelujah amen