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DC x DP Prompt *32*
This was the ninth- no.... tenths loop. He is eating his breakfast and he is dizzy again. Because Mom drugged his oatmeal, because Mom and Dad knew! Danny stood up from his chair and tried to leave the kitchen. (He knew it wouldn't work, it never worked) His eyes grew heavy and a few steps later he hit the ground.
He wakes up to the same gruesome picture as in the last nine loops. But Danny doesn't beg anymore. Or says anything. It hurts, but it's nothing he hasn't had felt before. It would only take them a week before they would destroy his core again and then everything would start anew. Maybe he could think of something better for next time.
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The last feeling he remembered was an all encompassing pain, as his Dad crushed his core. But he was at the breakfast table again, already feeling groggy. But maybe this time he could get help? He knew that he could fight the drugs for around ten minutes, as long as he didn't stand up.
So instead he got his phone out of his pocket. He knew that neither his sisters, nor his friends would be fast enough, he already tried them, but maybe someone else could be fast enough.
He opened Twitter and started to write a new post, ignoring his atrocious spelling in favor of getting as many information out as possible.
@theoneandonlyflash I'm kinda stuck in a time looop and my parents will koll me in about a werk they druged me so I'll be in they lab in a fee minotes. Pleaase helpp and fins me iin Amyt Park, Illnois. My name iss Dannyy Fentin
He was able to press send, before his vision would become to spotty. Now he just needed to hope that the fastest man alive would be able to help him. Danny's head fell on the table.
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It was the eleventh time he woke up to the same scene and this time he couldn't do anything against his tears. He would die again... and again and again...
Danny's spiraling thought were interrupted by the basement door, that had hit the wall. This was new!
#skylers prompts#dcxdp#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc#don't tag the danny phantom fandom#the flash#barry allen#wally west#Wich ever one you prefer#Danny is stuck in a loop#His parents found out and vivisected him#They destroy his Core#He is back a week before his Core destruction#10 minutes before they take him down to the lap#This happens around ten times without him finding a solution#He finally thinks of something that might work#He @ The Flash on Twitter and begs for help#His parents have him cut open again#but this time someone comes for him#I'm back bitches!#sorry life was a little chaotic#my daughter learned to walk and too sleep in her own bed
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I didn’t turn on a comedy to be called tf out, Dennis
#I don’t even know what mental Illnesses I have anymore I wish they’d stop changing my diagnosis#I hate my brain with a deep smoldering rage why can’t it just be normal#opportunities that would have led any normal functional person down a relatively happy path#opportunities like that have just fallen in my#lap time and time again#and I don’t want them I feel nothin g#until now?#what’s happening to me what do I do with this girl#I want to restructure my life around her
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POC solidarity is a joke. Y'all just wanna ride Black peoples backs into the ground just to kick us in the side to get up and ride again because the road we paved worked and died for in order to just try and rise above white supremacy is still too uncomfortable under y'all's feet.
Gender solidarity is a joke. Y'all truly are the bitch ass daughters of Susan B Anthony, crying in the soft ass cell white supremacy has built for you while Black women's bodies have been stolen, abused, gutted, displayed, and rotting for centuries, yet still kept marching.
I don't care what argument anybody else will want to say, it's fucking true.
When Dread Scott's decision is amended and re-stated by Trump's hand picked fruit basket, just know those chains will now extend to you.
#us elections#election 2024#fuck trump#fuck facists#never beg Black people to save yall again bc yall prove time and time again yall want to be lap dogs to white masters
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okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.
and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.
#helen of sparta#aphrodite#greek mythology#greek vase#not pictured is nemesis pointing at them in outrage#(which is the only time so far i've found helen + nemesis together on a vase... I think about that all the time ToT its all so SAD)#anyway. I consider aphrodite labelling helen as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' to be her opinion. of course she's-#- the goddess of beauty/love so that's sounds obvious but. also consider... it's *her* opinion. aka her choice who she finds hot.#aka sapphic gay lesbian yuri whatever you want to call it helen x aphrodite is real and alive and there's nothing you can do to stop it#none of this 'they were really good friends' helen's sitting in a goddess' lap ffs. have you even read the iliad book 3?? read it again.#it's actually called the yuriliad. bet you didn't know that huh /j#i'll stop rambling (for now)#edit: im looking at these tags a day later and wow i really went for it huh. anyway i'm keeping them it's all true 🧡🤍🩷
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also on my hands and knees dying to know about ur divorce (and perhaps reconciliation maybe…) with sir croc
Firstly I wanna say croc is THE reason for the divorced tier I had everyone in the husband/fiance/bf (and cusp + complicated) tiers I had the list downloaded and then I looked at croc in the husband tier and I was like no. Divorced………
Anyway I think you’re a marriage of convenience at first. Crocodile needs a wife to look more like An Upstanding Citizen Ready To Settle Down for his plans in Alabasta, you need the stability and rapport for your own reasons. A deal was struck (including a nice shiny prenup and an easy way out for both of you), the wedding goes off without a hitch, and now you’re cohabitating.
You’re all but a stranger, truthfully, though he’ll admit you were one of the most beautiful brides he’s seen walking down the aisle. And he finds your presence in his home less distracting than expected—you stay out of his way mostly, though the pair of you eat meals together and sleep in the same bed and you are always expected to be on his arm for formal occasions. You’re more than decent company, slowly warming to him and growing more open; willing to give advice on occasion, even, and it’s good advice he’s prone to heeding.
Which is why he’s blindsided when you drop the papers on his desk. There’s little he can do—they were practically already signed before the wedding, and in the surprise he can’t compose himself enough to think up a proper protest. All he can do is fold his hands together as you turn to leave, clear his throat, and call out, “Might I ask why?”
You shrug. It almost seems sad. “I want something more. You’re a very busy man, I don’t think you can give that to me.”
And those words haunt him, all the more because every trace of you is gone in the span of a few days. He lays in his bed, alone, pondering how much you truly lived in his home and how much he truly had to give you. He thought he made sure you wanted for nothing—but, clearly, that wasn’t the case. And if he’d known you’d be gone in the span of a few years…
In hindsight perhaps he’d been a bit distant. His work took up the vast majority of his time. All those meals were more often than not spent in silence, with Crocodile leaving long before you finished your food; you were often asleep before he came to bed, still slumbering when he woke; he’d arrive to those formal events with you on his arm and part ways almost immediately, drawn to meet with some politician or another and leaving you on your own.
The bed feels empty.
And then he gets a report about Nefertari Vivi. It all goes downhill from there. The empire he spent years building crumbles beneath his feet, toppled by that godforsaken princess and the upstart pirate with a straw hat. And as he’s carted off to Impel Down… he still thinks of you.
It’s perhaps a good thing that you left when you did. In a certain sense it saved you, severing ties with him when you did. But foolishly he wonders about the timing—wonders if it would have happened at all if you’d stayed. Logically he knows the rationale is anything but sound.
Instinctively… whenever he gets out, whatever he intends to do next, he thinks he needs you at his side again.
So when the break-out happens, and Crocodile is given a freedom he’d nearly given up on, the first thing he does is begin to track you down.
It takes more than he thought it would. His web of informants isn’t half of what it once was, and his name no longer pulls as much weight, forced to remain in the shadows as he now is. You, meanwhile, catch onto the mystery person trying to keep tabs on you far too quickly for his liking—flighty thing, never quite setting down roots, quick to flee at the first sign of danger. A trait that has only seemed to worsen in his absence, it seems.
But it’s only a matter of time. He’s Sir Crocodile after all, back from banishment to the depths of the ocean, sure to see the sun again. His men close in on you within a year as he builds up his numbers again, but Crocodile ensures he’s the first to make contact.
He intends to show you immediately how things will be different this time.
You’ve made temporary home on a quaint little island, sharing a house with a little old granny who lets him in eagerly when he presents a bouquet and says it’s for you. There he waits, served tea and biscuits that he doesn’t taste.
And then the door opens. You pause when you see him, eyes wide—donning a breezy sundress you’d never have worn for him in Alabasta, your hair wind-tousled so unlike the meticulous updos he always saw you in, with a basket of produce under arm—and the sight of you has his chest unwinding. It’s like he can breathe again.
Not that he had any intentions to before, but the smell of your familiar perfume steels his resolve to never let you disappear again.
#one piece x reader#sir crocodile x reader#ask.🌧#saintshigaraki#char.🌧 sir crocodile#mine.🌧#concept heavily discussed w kae and alec on discord LOL so ty if u see this 🫶🏻#maybe tomorrow I’ll write reader’s side of the reunion but I am Eepy so I leave it there LOL#but just……. him being a bit neglectful the first go. kinda taking you for granted#and then having the shock of his life when u leave + he is taken down#and it turns into this almost psychosexual thing where u represent that success & power & being on the top#so he Needs you again and this time he will Not ignore u he will cherish you and hold you tightly and shower you w whatever you want#(unless you want a longer leash……… he will not give u that. u will be staying close)#(on his lap ideally)#anywayyyyy#did NOT proofread I am so tired LMFAOOOOOO#cw.yandere#I suppose LOL
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aaaaand it's finally done :D. Coffee shop date.
Why use a chair when there's the better option?
#dreamling#yes. Dream is wearing Hob's sweater :))))#another lap sitting? like i said that's where Dream belongs and nobody can convince me otherwise. the concept lives rent-free in my head#they're both shameless and nothing can stop them from publicly displaying their affection for each other if they so desire#also Dream is a menace so that's that#silly rabbit au#i suppose (not sure where this came from anymore but I think I could blame magnusbae again x'D)#and yes this is the wip that i was sitting on for some time now and i had to stop myself from adding more details and say it's done#before i drive myself crazy xD. don't get me wrong i loved working on it - this is the treat myself drawing. but i really need to move on#because there's too many other things that i want to do and so little time!#and maaaybe just maybe I'm doing a lap sitting collection - or at least that's how it looks like considering recent posts and my other wips#dream of the endless#hob gadling#sandman#mayhem art
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strange behaviour from the arcane fandom when a woman that has relations with another woman goes down a darker path and people condemn her whereas if she was a man in love with another man this would be lapppped up as “toxic yaoi”. please get a grip
#i’m tired#i’m so tired#people will do anything to erase lesbians from media#not even just when i think about the treatment of mel from a vast majority of jayce / viktor shippers … weird fucking behaviour#if cait was a man and vi remained a woman nobody would bat an eye#if they were both men nobody would bat an eye#her whole arc is reference to how privileged people will fall to facism at the smallest drop of suffering#that the lower classes experience like. what are you not fucking getting#i’m trying to think of examples here but people looooove kylo ren and he takes on a sort of dictator’s role#though not in a similar fashion#it’s just tiring to read all of the time#nobody can stand nuanced female characters but everyone sits and laps up similarly or WORSE toxic male characters#get a fucking grip#tbd.#also the mel issue is separate it’s just on the brain#because apparently two men cannot have a close bond without wanting to fuck and devour each other :/#but women are always written as besties. ok#i’m#also not saying don’t ship jayvik. but you see the issue here right#a canonical lesbian relationship is thrown to be shredded#and jayvik takes favour yet again ??? MEL IS RIGHT THERE TOO ….. not that it’s any betterrrr#but you see. you get my point ???? THE CANON IS THERE. ACKNOWLEDGE ITTTTTTR
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Obi-Wan: *trying to be a ho* 🥺 Cody, I don’t like scary things~
Cody: 🥺 I can-
Bail: *just tryina get past them in the canteen where he’s been doing paperwork the past three hours for fresh caff access* …BITCH IVE SEEN YOU POSSESSED AND TRYING TO MURDER ME AND YOU SAID THAT WAS A FUCKED UP AVERAGE WEDNESDAY WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SCARY?????
Obi-Wan: *still trying to be a ho* Condoms.
Cody and Bail: 😳
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#commander cody#bail organa#bailobi#codywan#just let him get dicked he can act normal again after Jesus#bail is horrified at the audacity of this pick me behavior#you’re not So Smol and So Delicate you are a man made of garbage and Sith ghost stop being cheeky!!!!#also he’s in Cody’s lap the whole time
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M y
Bel oved
#i am going to spontaneously combust if i dont make out with mal within the next two seco💥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥💥🔥#hhhhhhhhhhhjhjhjffjhdjdhffnhchff#i wa mt#to sit on his lap and hold his face and kiss him ten million times#i need to o#hold his b ig hanvd and kisss him palm and tgen his wrist and his arms and his shoulders and chest and face anf face and face and face and#hhhebdbbdbdbchdndxjsbdjh#i want to lay with him and kiss every single one of his scars im being so fr#ill kiss every last one and tell him how wonderful and sweet and handsome and gorgour and amazing and perfect he is between each kiss#i need to snuggle and hold him for hours on end without getting up#uh#i mean#meow or smth#howdy folks its that time again#i lov e mywife so muchgu ys hes so hhdjbbhjfbcbhdbh#malware my beloved#storm rambles#storm loses it
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i've decided my method for listening to tmagp is this:
I am going to relisten to all of TMA+bonus content on the feed to the end, then all of TMAGP+new episodes and bonus content, then do it all again. Over and over and over again until TMAGP is finished. Possibly after. I did listen to TMA six or seven times before it was even announced.
This is the best and least insane way to do it.
#TMA#tmagp#tbh i don't really process information well until the second or third time it's repeated to me#so this is genuinely the best way for me to actually digest the information#and i get really frustrated with just one new episode once a week#so it will give me a higher volume of new content once i reach it again#and it means i'll remember wtf is going on when i listen to the new episodes#i did actually think this through#and i've already done a lap#listening to a bit of malevolent now for a couple days then going for lap two#since tma only lasts me two or three weeks on average if i take it fairly easy
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the fact that there are ten entire years between the breaking of the siege and beren turning up in nargothrond. ten whole years with celegorm and curufin in nargothrond. like, i don't even mean this (only) in a curufinrod way (although i do also mean that. can we talk about that. ten years !!) it really is just insane to me that they just hung out there for an entire decade before it all went to shit. i'm not a 'the oath straight-up forces you to do things' truther, and ten years are perhaps not the same to an elf as they are to us but still. ten years. that's a long time to coexist, to have your people mingle, to live in the court of a king who is one of those annoying arafinweans, to have two feanorians under your roof. just, the minutae of the every-day-life of that is beyond fascinating to me on so many levels, and we know so little about it - celegorm and curufin helping with/running patrols, acting in some capacity as advisors, gaining power among both people - while there must have been so much. man
#*mine#mona's rambling#tolkien#silm#the silmarillion#curufin#finrod felagund#curufinrod#celegorm#nargothrond#like it'd be easy - and probably not wrong - to assume that the c's used that time to plot to some extent but i just#do not buy that that's all they did. like. again whether in a shipping context or not there just#TEN YEARS. i know i know elves but like that's a whole decade without even knowing an opportunity would eventually drop in their laps#it does perhaps explain the whole thing of how the people turned on finrod a little better too i feel like#they are trusted! they haven't just got there three nights ago as the kinslaying bastards still on people's minds#they've been living and contributing and been a part for years!! like!!!#just. augh
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Jane: *sneaks into the house*
Henry: *turns around in a chair* Care to tell me where you were, Jane?
Jane: I was...uh...with Eddie!
Eddie: *also turns around in a chair* Care to—*keeps spinning* Henry, I can’t stop the chair!
#creelson#next time eddie’s gonna be in henrys lap when he said it…just so the spinning wont happen again#henry creel#eddie munson#metalkiller#henry x eddie#incorrect creelson quotes#henry creel x eddie munson#eddie x henry#henry & jane#harringroveera#eddie & jane#jane hopper#el hopper#incorrect henry creel quotes#incorrect eddie munson#creelson textpost
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So I was playing Echoes of Wisdom, very fun game.
But ya know what? I really wanna play as Link.............
SCREW IT LINK TIME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH-
Honestly makes the game harder in a fun way, I gotta use the my Wisdom to figure out how to get around now-
#Honestly having more fun now XD#I think it's the idea of the game being Link time#This glitch it kinda hard#I think the hardest part of the timing for the last part#So you have to click a button and I kept going too fast#How to glitch first make sure to make a save while you are Link#You CANNOT save after this point or you'll mess it up The game will auto save for you#Go through prolog and get the sword of might#Go to Kakoriko village and go to the north east next to the woods that fade out and stuff#Put a sign down z target and before you fade out press the A to read it#You are trying to be stuck between the trees#When you exit out of reading the sign press the Plus you also need your menu to be on the save and load#you should be able to press it before you fade out#You will know if you did it right because the menu looks screwy and you can see the map on the bottom right#You cannot see but you need to get a monster to kill Zelda use the map and sounds#After shes dead when the “Game over” screne pops up press “Load” before the “Try again” appears#You should have 2 menus over lapping now#Go to your link save and press the try again (just press up)#When the screne is dark press up then Say like “Missisippi” then click the A BEFORE the loading thing at the bottom appears#There you go LINK TIME#Do it before they patch it out#Have fun stabbing things as link#zelda#legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#link#play as link glitch
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Hi-Fi Rush really said "let's make a rhythm game that's made with such love and passion for music, has good characterization and growth, the humor and character designs are fun, the enemy battles are creative, the main villain is defeated through the power of friendship, and it contains tons of bonus content with no microtransactions, all for half the cost of an AAA game" and it fucking slapped
#hi fi rush#i'm still thinking about it#my partner has been going through each stage again on the hardest difficulty & getting new content. its like! its so fun! its so fun#i miss when games didnt cost 60-70$ and had fun/passionate/creative stories and no microtransactions. bah#the running gag of cnmn always drawing his expressions was so funny it literally never got old. also korischa & peppermint & macaron are#all so hot. the villain fights were sooooo fun & creative too & theres a jojo parody villain thats HILARIOUS! also 808 my beloved#like its not that deep but also it is???!! at the same time. ive been watching him play it while our cat with cancer has been on my or his#lap so its been like. extra sentimental for me. cats still doing alright now but we dont know when thatll change#anyway excuse me rambling about the action rhythm game that dropped out of nowhere last month#tc posts#hfr
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“Frustrating because we were definitely faster than that”
#love that he always takes accountability for his flops#but one good weekend and they forget that they’re a back market#first they don’t do any laps on the softs in practice#then they do only two push laps in quali and leave it till the last minute#that when he fucks up they don’t have any time to go again#do better!!#daniel ricciardo#brazil23#at least if he’s comfortable and feels like they have the pace there’s some chance for the sprint and the race
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