#lady soma

[pain-in-the-butler]

A compilation of art for my Dadbastian fanfic Coattails that I commissioned from the incredibly talented @tomoyoo! They went above and beyond with the details... Each picture feels as cozy and warm as a storybook, right? I'm so delighted with how they turned out!! Thank you for making each one so beautiful! 🥹🥹🥹

[kassandras-one-braincell]

ive been rereading your fics and the warlord ac ladies have my heart ❤️💘💞 just want to sit on eivor’s lap while she sits on her throne and angrily deals with idiots who can’t understand that she’s now in charge 💕 or get the sweet hugs and kisses after kassandra murders someone who bothered you 💘 or GOD sit at soma’s feet as she sends out her soldiers to take more territories i’m so 💜💞🩷❤️💘

this is the vibe I think of when I imagine the evil murder ladies

Like you find them hunched over a corpse, drenched in blood, the body is completely eviscerated and the dynamic is

"Oh, they must have done something horrible." "...Yeah." "Anyways, when you're finished, do you want to see the flowers I found on my walk today? And this kind old gentleman I met said the new necklace you gave me reminded him of the late lord...oh, what's his name? The one who they found without any eyes in his study last week. Well, he said it looked an awful lot like his wife's favourite necklace." "What a profound coincidence." "Isn't it? You always find me the loveliest things on your travels."

There's just something about a woman who would burn the world to a crisp just to keep you warm that...makes the red flags a little less red, you know?

[jisuto]

ok but do you read EVERY SINGLE TAG that we put because I do that all the time with my posts🤣

BHAHAHAA YEAH I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE but I get too many notifs so it takes a while for me to read them all;;; also there's this one post and YOU BETTER BELIEVE I PRANCE AROUND WITH IT LIKE IT'S A BADGE OF HONOR

[wonderwoman6199]

This is an AMV I made awhile ago on my Youtube channel. It's my very first so it's a little rough around the edges. I tried not to bite off more than I could chew and kept things simply by focusing on timing and having smooth transitions.

Kyo and Tohru are one of my all time favorite anime couples and I felt like there were so many lyrics in this song that reflected their relationship!❤️

Obviously, I don't or Fruits Basket or this song.😅

[ashmatashs]

A sketchy doodle of Soma and Eivor chatting from my sketchbook

[thecuddlymuffintop]

The time has finally come. Spooktober is officially here, and I'll be streaming every single day by playing only horror/Halloween games and hosting a special month-long subathon. My goals and schedule are above.

Special thanks to @alyillustrate for doing these promo images.

[freedomsbounty]

Relationship Tags

bond || Zarya x Vivian: you’re my victory so I’m gonna soldier on bond || Kassandra x Evie: everything that you hold you make it shine like gold bond || Zarya x Odessa: tell me your nightmares and fantasies sink into the wasteland

bond || Kassandra x Soma: share this world. the seas. the stars. eternity my lady; fall into me

bond || Sevika x Xu: from hell with love I write confess my passion crime

bond || Zarya x Satya: she lit a fire and now she’s in my every thought

bond || Sevika x Satya: you’re my heaven in my heartbeat and my one true bliss

bond || Vi x Caitlyn: with my heart in your hands don't let go

bond || Sevika x Mel: Cus the rest of you. The best of you. Honey. belongs to me

bond || Pharah x Ashe: They look at me like I’m a scar upon their perfect skin

bond || Vi x Emily: You were my beacon of salvation; I was your starlight

[austerulous]

◈  @warmaiidens clicked the ♡ to get a web weaving

1. She, Dodie. 2. Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019). 3. becherdireinen. 4. Two Loves, Lord Alfred Douglas. 5. The Well of Loneliness, Radclyffe Hall. 6. Dickinson (2019-2021). 7. David Hettinger. 8. Peaches, Trista Mateer.

[synodicsoma]

I just got a free subway cookie (raspberry cheesecake) for wearing a white t-shirt with a black silhouette of a chicken and bottom text that read "Guess what? Chicken butt."

I suppose, it pays off to just be a little bit silly

[loplainlointhemorning]

soma, yulia, & thalia

[solipsistful]

*wakes up*

in episode 74, Ty notes that they can't use a time duplicate to compare with as a control subject because "there is the chance the process would alter their subjectivity". that this is at all a concern could possibly be referring to findings the Flinchites already have and that is wild: iteration might change the two copies from the start, not just over time as they acquire new memories

and this feels of course even wilder for the guy who considers all time duplicates to be the same person (though i still wouldn't find that hypocritical :V the differences are probably slight, and how different do you have to be from yourself to be a different person?)

- ace

[kassandras-one-braincell]

There's something in the water, okay?

One minute, I'm replaying the Grantebridgescire and Isle of Skye arcs in Valhalla, the next minute I'm thinking about how Eivor, Kassandra and Soma would, in a modern setting, wield the power of...a certain motorised instrument that vibrates when supplied with electricity. No, not a toothbrush.

Explicit stuff under the cut, containing: AFAB reader (but no gendered language), sex toys, overstimulation, dacryphilia, D/S, the usual.

Minors, men, ageless blogs, piss off.

Eivor, the clever bastard, would carefully rig a harness to support a rabbit vibe sturdily enough for her to destroy you with it. She'd fuck the bulbous toy into you ever so deep, slowly, carnally, drinking in the noises you freely relinquish to her. Never unsheathing herself fully, because she needs to keep that bittersweet stimulation against your clit constant, relishing in the way you writhe at the onslaught, desperately trying to ground yourself by shredding harsh red ribbons into her inked back. All the while, her face is buried in the crook of your neck, your supple skin muffling her own low moans of bliss as the vibrating base rocks into her whenever she bottoms out.

Kassandra would take full advantage of the sensations she can't provide you with her own physical talents. She knows, fuck, she knows that you crave the warmth of her tongue, the thickness of her fingers, and that's exactly why she teases you with a powerful little suction toy. Her angel wouldn't be left wanting for anything...eventually. So she traces the vibe over your nipples, watching you shiver as they pebble over with arousal, pressing hot kisses to your flesh. And she revels in the darling pleas you offer her as she rocks it in quick circles against your clit, smirking as your brain fogs over, the line delectably blurring between wanting Kassandra in the rawest way and needing Kassandra's mercy to make you fall apart just like this.

Soma wouldn't dream of passing up an opportunity to utterly break her sweetheart, now, would she? So why wouldn't she have you straddle a pillow, legs fastened either side with silken bindings, a wand nestled underneath your mound? Your back to her chest, she cages you with a strong arm, keeping you pinned every time your hips try to jump away from the unwavering vibrations. Her other hand busies itself with your mouth, fucking it languidly with her fingers until drool runs down her wrist. She grins wickedly as she makes you choke on your own orgasmic cries. It's only when she can taste the tears decorating your cheeks that she relents, promising to soothe your poor little clit with her tongue, like that wasn't a threat.

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Reactions:

LUKA OMG! LOOK HOW CUTE HE LOOKS. BIG BRO ALOIS 🥺

Pastelle Sutcliff

Is Agni holding a sugarcube? Is it for his anaemia?

Sleepy Ciel… he’s suffering heatstroke from being in the micwowave for too long…

Best siblings reward goes to Finny and Mey-Rin ♥️

SNAKKKKKE

Demon Ciel???

SNAKE IS BEING FED. LET’S ALL FEED SNAKE. HE’S NEVER BEEN FED BEFORE THIS IS REAL. HE MUST BE HUNGWY (also he’s so gentle…)

Undertaker in ponytails WHAT

Ouf, angst. Blood. All that good non-Coattails stuff.

That smile looks like it’s just sprained Frances’ face.

Kuroshitsuji + favorite sketches

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Knowing Agatha's pain because of Marcus...

THAT'S AN EMOTIONAL GUT PUNCH 😭😭😭😭😭

[itsthetondearest]

character tags

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

When Alucard finally dies and enters the afterlife, he's going to spend days just cuddled up to Trevor and Sypha, getting used to existence on the other side and absorbing all of the comfort he's been missing for the last however-many-odd-centuries.

Every generation of Belmont that he's ever helped/befriended is going to want to see him, and a buttload of other very curious souls are probably going to be clamoring for a meet-and-greet, but they're all going to have to wait their turn because Trevor and Sypha have no intentions of "sharing" their favorite dhampir anytime soon.

It'd be absolutely hilarious if there was an honest to god que, I can easily picture Sypha yelling at everyone to "Pick a number, and shut the fuck up!"

Trevor and Sypha's kids get first dibs on the reunion after Alucard is finally okay enough to see more of his immediate, first found family without breaking down completely for the second time.

Then Grant has his turn.

Then Trevor and Sypha's grandkids, and so on. This continues until all of the closest Belmonts, Belnades, and Dynasties have had their fill of reunion-ing.

Soma is definitely up there in heaven with everybody else, he 100% starts a fistfight with Richter over who's turn it is before a very disgruntled Simon Belmont breaks them up because it's actually Maria's turn.

I like to imagine that Lisa is up there from time to time, too. Alternating back and forth between heaven and hell at will, so that she can see her husband and son with equal regularity.

Alucard spends several days just glued to his mom, ignoring everything and everyone else around them until she introduces him to her human family.

The idea of Lisa's parents being up there is hilarious, I want them to be progressive cinnamon rolls just like their daughter, and I want Alucard to struggle with being the center of their attention. The idea of having ever had human relatives in Lupu is very hard for Alucard to wrap his head around.

Sypha and Trevor also have a varitable army of dead people that they want him to meet, between Trevor's relatives and the speakers.

Trevor's family is nice enough, at least Gabriel, Marie and everyone else who died during the burning of the Belmont estate are all civil.

Sypha's extended family is incredibly sweet and curious, to the point of being almost suffocating.

Moving on, Leon Belmont is probably one of the kindest unknown parties that Alucard has met so far since his death. The founder of the Belmont clan harbors a soft presence that comes across as almost calming, and he seems to know an awful lot of embarrassing shit about Dracula for some reason.

Some lady named Elisabetha is there, too.

She seems to know Leon pretty well.