#lactose intolerant gang rise up

[shopfrombox]

On my shop

[kkachi-rkcl]

I told you to stay out of the dairy, but you didn’t listen 😔 Was it worth it, dear brother?

[ishtea]

never get between a lactose intolerant queen and her dairy products…

i-i just wanted my yummy flavored milk T~T

[pansy-placebo]

Asleep in the dead of night

Body: hey. Hey dude. Hey.

.....

Hey! Wake up!

Me: *snorts awake* wuh?... what's going on?What time is it?

My body: Diarrhea time!!! :)

[goldenfirefox]

Lactose intolerance makes you gravity intolerant.

[angelicjackles]

i don't know who needs to hear this but if your stubborn lactose intolerant ass is still going to consume dairy then at least stop suffering and buy some damn lactase pills to eliminate the effects.

[must-be-mythtaken]

if starbucks wasn't evil I'd ask them to make a non-dairy cold foam called "Cold Faux'm"

[mint-chocolate-broccoli]

youre a disturbed individual

pray tell, what compels someone to say such vile words to someone? is it the anonymity granting you safety? do you find it comforting, the shield your screen provides? was this meant to pierce my skin, to ail me? was it meant to hurt? sting, perhaps? you don't know where i came from, kid. you don't know the slum i was raised in, nay, raised myself in. you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me, and i bet you wont recognise that quote (i can tell you dont indulge in the fine arts). i hate you and everything you stand for, but make no mistake, my hatred does not come from a place of hurt and self preservation, no, instead, i find your kind disgusting. i hate you like i would hate a long-legged paper wasp entering my room uninvited. be careful, kid. you might get smacked with a really big and heavy book.....

[countjortula]

I have suffered more than christ

[nerd-at-sea5]

lactose square the FUCK up

[catboytenya]

My favorite lover who loves to harm me (coffee ice cream)

[marleneslostmarbles]

Is anyone lactose intolerant?

[mossy-bush]

my job smells rly nice which is great because im FARTING

[princessrockclub]

my kitten changed their pfp and we were matching.. Daddy Alpha is NOT happy.

[potty-puppy]

alright, I have something for you that just happened to me that I think you might enjoy:

so, I'm lactose intolerant, but I also work at a coffee shop and I REALLY like a lot of our dairy based drinks (some of them just aren't quite the same when they're made with an alternative milk) so I decided to go ahead and make myself a Chai latte with cold foam on it. after all, I shouldn't be having any issues from it until long after I get home

fast forward to just about 30 minutes ago. I'm sitting at my desk and my tummy is rumbling a lot and kinda hurts. I need to go really bad but I'm too preoccupied with my game to get up and use the toilet, so I keep playing, just carefully letting out a fart every now and then. and then it happens. I thought I could trust a fart, but suddenly there was wetness and warmth spreading from between my cheeks and flooding my underwear. I couldn't stop it. the dam had already broken and my panties just kept filling with poop. my legs were trembling and the relief felt amazing. I got up and waddled my way to the bathroom, trying my best to avoid making the mess any bigger

-sent from my toilet with poop smeared all over my butt as I continue to empty my bowels

Omgggg 😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠💕

I lowkey wish I could have seen that, ty so much for sharing that with me

[quiinni]

ate too much got damned pizza and now i feel eugh.............