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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!

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connecting with the halberd on a physical, emotional, spiritual, and sexual level

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Traditional Chinese Catholic depiction of the Nativity scene

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🧅🫑🌶️🥓🧀🥓🌶️🫑🧅 made the mutuals a kebab

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My Mind, unhindered from stimulants, can have over 10 useless thoughts a minute... we may call these 'posts' perhapips

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there was a post on here like 8 years ago where someone was like “wow….the cinnamon tography” and now whenever a shot in a movie is really good I say “wow….the cinnamon tography” and i’ve found that men almost always miss the joke and assume i don’t know the word cinematography.

everyone else always laughs but men will be like “…you mean cinematography?”

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the usual mountain goats odes to Making It are not enough I'm Branching Out

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Jesus likes it when you stick things in his urethra

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No! Finishing a novel will kill the patient!

She needs to be in the middle of 10-12 books to live.

at the VERY least!!!!!

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it’s that time of year

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My bacteria means I like it.

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happy 23 years to the series ever

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