#kyo yaps

[squilfmybeloved]

ok so im like reworking the whole fic w/ demon!tanjiro and rewriting literally everything! im not 100% decided on what the name of it will be, but its def gonna be something from a song i listened to while writing it

its not necessarily a kamado siblings role reversal- both siblings are demons, tanjiro is just like. a half baked one or something idk. giyuu is still the one who finds them, but instead of taking them to urokodaki, he takes them to kyojuro. rengiyuu is already an established relationship.

giyuu and kyojuro train the siblings- tanjiro to be a demon slayer, and nezuko in combat. also, tanjiro is trans ftm! this is kind of a major plot point- he has the same name through the whole story, so hes still tanjiro, but in the beginning refers to himself as she/her til he figures stuff out <3 (me projecting onto characters again 😔)

this also features tanjiro and his boyfriend collection 👍 im not sure if the engame will be inotan, muitan, or gentan bc im so soft for all of them

uhh i think thats it for now! thx for coming to my ted talk

[satoruwiki]

Stripper gojo 🤤🤤 lap dance...

IKKK hear me out.

Satoru loves to show off and have girls fawning over him, he simply likes the attention.

So you're too shy to touch stripper!gojo, because you've heard that strippers typically have rules to not touch them as a preventive mesure. But Satoru is a bold mf and he knows how flustered you are by having him so close to your skin, practically humping on your lap with his breath fanning over your neck.

You're clenching your shaking hands into fists until your knuckles turn white and blushing furiously, damn, his performance is so lewd you feel yourself throbbing on your lowerpart already.

Satoru smirks and presses his lips close to your ear. "I know you're dying to touch me," he coos. "Go on, lay your pretty fingers on me," he takes your trembling hands and places them onto his ripped abdomen, sculpted by the Greek gods themselves. A true Adonis, really.

Your breath gets caught in your throat and you swallow thickly, the beating of your heart deafens the music and everything around you, captivated by the sensuality of the white-haired man's dance on you. Satoru brings his hand up to your neck, your face now closer to his, his warm minty breath mixing with yours.

When it seems he's about to pull you for a kiss, the music suddenly stops, indicating his time with you has come to an end and gets off you like nothing happened, leaving you all hot and bothered with your panties soaked.

Safe to say stripper!gojo makes fucking bank out of his job and carries a hefty wallet as well as a long list of faithful patrons.

[kyoooowooo]

Yesterday something idk two days ago, i searched up hermes and his lovers cuz I've never heard anyone mentioning anything about hermes' lovers and there's a bunch of lists of his lovers and what they're and their names but something caught my attention more than it should..

That penelope, the wife of Odysseus and the queen of ithaca once a lover for hermes!? And literally have a child together?

Haha just kidding, its actually an Arcadian nymph named Penelopeia, but imagine if hermes is like openly flirting (for idk what for) with Odysseus and it goes something like

Odysseus: you know, you're literally my great-grandfather.. Right?

Hermes: oh i know, and hera is zeus' sister

Odysseus:... IM literally married to penelope and had a son with her.

Hermes: so? I literally had a son with her too, you aint special.

Odysseus: okay rewind,WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

And odysseus looked at hermes with

(this post is heavily and i mean heavily inspired by Ximena Natzel video of "wouldn't you like"! Please check them out, they're awesome (≡^∇^≡)‼️)

[alttac-co]

Cringe be damned, cause IDGAF (I do) here is my mfb oc

His name is Kyo Noruki, and tbh I haven't really fleshed out all his lore

⚠️ YAP WARNING UNDER CUT⚠️

What I do know is that

He is/was a part of the Dark Nebula throughout season 1, he was a part of it since episode 1, but I don't know his reason for joining yet, but I don't think he really cares for their goals or anything.

He got ANTI-blader spirit, he isn't evil but he simply sees beys as pieces of metal, he doesn't believe in beys being sentient or having spirits or anything, so all of his battles have a sort of empty vibe, like something's just not right, because he has no passion.

Again, he's not evil or a bad person or anything, he just never had a bond with his bey cause he sees it as a spinning top.

(lil tidbit: I hc that he doesn't call out his beys name during battles, he just calls out the moves, bc again, no bond)

Because of his anti spirit, he doesn't take many beyblade related things seriously, like L-Drago eating peoples souls, because to him, 'it's just a spinning top, it can't be that serious', and with Reiji torturing people, he just doesn't get what the big deal is, like 'yea your bey broke, just fix it later?'.

(bc of this I feel like he wouldn't be mentally affected by Reiji, like he'd lose in a fight w him but he wouldn't really gaf)

I feel like Kyo would REALLY piss Gingka off, because he has NO spirit NO passion and NO fucks to give, and his bey is suffering for it.

His arc would probably be Gingka hitting him with his fist of The bladers Spirit™ by the end of season 1, and Kyo trying to make it up to his bey and bond with it in season 2 (idk where he'd be in season 3, cuz ngl, not the biggest Fury fan).

He has his own morals and stuff, but he is more on the morally-grey side of the spectrum, like he wouldn't kill anyone or anything, but he would harm someone if he had to, it's all a means to an end for him.

I am having troubles with his bey though, because honestly I don't really know the etiquette for making up beyblades, I want him to have some kind of fox because it just fits his vibe? idk, but the only fox bey I know of is Spiral Fox, which is taken, so I'm very open to suggestions, I've been thinking about the names Flash Fox and Phantom Fox tho.

Anyway, here's some lil character interaction doodles :D

(ignore how off model he looks, doodle are doodles) but anyway, thank you so much for making it through my brain gunk

I'm sorry, but there will probably be more to come 😔

[hopefuladdictions]

I’m so sorry beloveds, I haven’t drawn much lately. I’ve been working on a renkaza fic though! It’s about Akaza adapting to being human, if anyone’s interested !

Anyways, all I have to offer you are these quick sketches and doodles !

I saw some very fun poses on Pinterest and had to draw Akaza as them! Please ignore how sketchy they are, I haven’t cleaned them up too much ! The first doodle is very important to me, I know Akaza loves yapping and it gets on kyo’s nerves before they get close and are no longer enemies. In that doodle I imagine Akaza had been trailing after (stalking and annoying) kyo for quite awhile now, and kyo has grown used to him. Less enemies but kyojuro wouldn’t call them friends ! (They are friends ) also the little Akaza head doodle is so precious to me he’s so cute, I love how he turned out there !

[vestiges-of-sleep]

for new mutuals and friends , when I use the tag Kyo its usually the same guy despite 3 diff band

this guy

is also this guy

is also this guy

are you confused yet? no? ok here are some of his looks from Dir en grey alone

here are some from sukekiyo featuring my personal fav, nun kyo

anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk

[iloveacronix]

YOUR PROFILE PIC!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭

RAHHHHHH I LOVE HIM. GIVE IT UP FOR HIROTSU FOR BEING THE ONLY BSD CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥

[lushorchid]

No bc literally-

Kyo is so fine fr

[pixel-canary]

[Oh yeah btw feel free to call me Rosen or Kyo,that's what I usually go by on Tumblr and Discord :3]

[rinarecueil]

[luvlyycy]

NOOO I HOPE U FEEL BETTER !!! know i’m here for you 🤍🤍 and i’m doing okay !!! missing zoro a lot <\3 i need marimo cuddles — 🩰

awww <3 ty !!! i know zoro is missin yew tewww !! , i know your cuddles would send him right to sleep too lol . you guys are so sweet !!

[squilfmybeloved]

OKOK its gonna be called 'with the reckless blossoms of weeds'! i got the title from a beloved poem by mary oliver called the kitten. its so beautiful pls go read it <3 chapter titles will be lines from the poem, in order!

ok so im like reworking the whole fic w/ demon!tanjiro and rewriting literally everything! im not 100% decided on what the name of it will be, but its def gonna be something from a song i listened to while writing it

its not necessarily a kamado siblings role reversal- both siblings are demons, tanjiro is just like. a half baked one or something idk. giyuu is still the one who finds them, but instead of taking them to urokodaki, he takes them to kyojuro. rengiyuu is already an established relationship.

giyuu and kyojuro train the siblings- tanjiro to be a demon slayer, and nezuko in combat. also, tanjiro is trans ftm! this is kind of a major plot point- he has the same name through the whole story, so hes still tanjiro, but in the beginning refers to himself as she/her til he figures stuff out <3 (me projecting onto characters again 😔)

this also features tanjiro and his boyfriend collection 👍 im not sure if the engame will be inotan, muitan, or gentan bc im so soft for all of them

uhh i think thats it for now! thx for coming to my ted talk

[satoruwiki]

Stripper gojo 😳😳 I can't help wonder if satoru would still be doing strip club after they start serious dating. I mean it's his job. Well just wanna hear what u have to say

mmm, i think he would stop at some point, but not because you ask him to. like, if you were to ask him to stop, he would ignore you because… that's how you met, you knew what he did for a living and still agreed to go for something serious with him anyway.

If i had to think of a scenario. it would go something like...

"Hey, baby?" Satoru spoke softly, there was something he had been thinking about for a while but he didn't know how to tell you. You took your eyes off the TV and noticed his frown, he looked thoughtful and that worried you. it wasn't usual to see him like that.

"Is something wrong?" you asked doubtfully, shifting your seat to have a better look of his face.

Satoru rested his gaze on your hands, taking one of them gently and caressing your knuckles with his thumb. "You know, I've been thinking for a while now…" he hesitated, you guessed it was something that was very important to him because of how difficult it was for him to tell you outright. Such mystery made you uneasy, but you didn't want to rush him into telling you what was on his mind.

"I'm going to leave the club."

You raised your eyebrows in astonishment, you didn't think he was ever going to say that, it was even more likely for you that he would break up with you than quit his job of so many years.

"Are you sure? I mean, you love working there…" you didn't know how long the idea had been in his head, as he was never vocal about it. To say that his sudden decision took you by surprise was an understatement.

"yeah, but I don´t know, I've never seen myself working there for a long period. could you imagine? an old and wrinkly me killing it on stage," satoru chuckled, shifting his gaze back to you, a glint of mischief and truth in them, "besides, i don't feel comfortable doing all that sexy stuff to some girl i don't know when my lady is waitin' for me at home," he added, leaning to nuzzle onto your neck, dropping soft and teasing kisses on your skin.

you giggled at the ticklish sensation of his lips on you, lolling your head to a side to give him more space to cover you in smooches. "and what's the next step? i mean, what are you going to work as?"

"as a teacher," he formulates without ceasing to tease your neck, his not at all subtle hands sliding under your shirt.

"like actually or is it still a lie?"

"like actually, i have a degree in education."

"huh?!" you gasped, "oh my god, 'toru! you never told me that!"

"to lie you need to tell a part of the truth, silly girl. now lemme teach you something y're gonna like..."

[kyoooowooo]

hey so.. A new fandom

just got back to the RWBY FNDM and uh.. I got one thing to say since I think rwby is resurfacing or something..

I think Harpy hare by Yaelokre suits for Ozpin.

Like.. You see my vision here???

The whole song is just relatable for Ozpin

Especially these lyrics

"Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?

Tell me, so I say

Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?

Tell me, so I say"

And then

"Split in half, now bum and broken

Like your heart that was so eager to be hid

You can't keep them all caged

They will fight and run away

Mother, tell me, so I say"

And the very last one

"Like the stories that you keep inside your head

She can't keep them all safe

They will die and be afraid

Mother, tell me, so I say"

TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT THIS SONG IS NOT FOR OZPIN, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T. THIS SONG IS MEANT TO BE OZPIN ONG

the chorus is pretty much team RWBY, Oscar, and Qrow trying to know what is Ozpin hiding from them

And then the verses is pretty much about Ozma's incarnation and the part "like your heart that was so eager to be hid" Is literally about Oz hiding the truth from anyone even Qrow and the "like the stories that you kept inside your head." OZ HAS BEEN LIVING THROUGH ALL OF THE FAIRYTALES IN RWBY UNIVERSE, MF IS THE FAIRYTALE SO YEAH THIS SONG IS ABOUT OZPIN.

[beddybites]

Bite bite bite!! Have you ever done something with Kyojurou and Obani!! Like like specifically itty bitty Obi with tiny Kyo 🥺

toddler who yaps and baby who listens and periodically repeats him like a parrot

kyojuro and obanai siblings agenda u will always be real

[kyoooowooo]

the most upsetting turn of events that ever happened in 2024. Tbh things is just way more better back when Ryan and Shane were just 2 random crackheads that haunts stupid ghosts for funzies and to prove if ghosts and demons are real. Back when their gadgets are still minimum and most of the time it's just them actually having fun and not faking it. Now with the watchers shenanigans it's just so dull, boring and fake. Yeah they still act like themselves back in the BuzzFeed unsolved but you could easily sense the fakeness they had now and is just proven with them putting a paywall for their content.

No I'm not blaming anyone, I'm not blaming Shane or ryan hell I'm not even blaming Steve lim for this. They're an adult,they could do whatever that suits them but this sudden change will never stop bugging me. What happened to the whole "shit and giggles ghost hunting videos"? Why did it whole change to " Paying for our content that is only for 3 series" That I know some people would only watch just 1 or 2 of them. It's fine for those who could afford it but what happened to those fans that couldn't? (Including me). Things would've been "better" If they had their own site and still posts other content in their YouTube. Like how Good Mystical Morning had done it for years now.