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cleaning out my files and found an old animatic whoops

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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Here me out. Manwhore AU, but Posiedon sings there are other ways, as to not get stabbed.

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this photo of the hydra cracks me up because why they gotta step on the lobster.

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HERMES I LUV YOU😭

This is a quick doodle (not so quick doodle made in 2 hours, idk why i take sm time to draw) of Hermes

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Poseidon: See you messed with my son and now I am going to FUCK YOU!!!

Odysseus: …

Hermes: Well this just got interesting!

The cyclops: It’s fuck you up dad…

Poseidon: Wait what did I say?

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hermes spending time with his grandson(s) (odysseus or telemachus or both !)

I got a few requests for Telemachus and Hermes so here HAHAHA I think they can be silly together

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poseidon: get in the water.

ody: what?

poseidon, tucking hair behind his ear: i'm the water

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I got to make memes for extra credit today

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artistic rendition of my brain whenever i see an odysseus x zeus/odysseus x poseidon post

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My addition to Epic's Manwhore AU

Even if Odysseus fucked both Zeus and Poseidon to survive he probably wouldn't be punished by it.

First, because Amphitrite doesn't usually punish Poseidon's lovers.

And second, as far as I know, Hera never punished Zeus' male lovers.

Remember, we are in Ancient Greece, and even though same sex relationships are not as taboo as they are in Christian societies, we still are dealing with a Hetero Normative society.

For Greeks gay relationships don't count as real relationships since they can't marry and have children, and they can't ruin royal bloodlines with annoying bastards.

Odysseus isn't cheating on his wife by having sex with other men. He's just having mindless fun. It doesn't count if it's not another woman.

Hera wouldn't give a damn. Maybe she would be super annoyed by it, but not to the point as she was with Io and Semele. Remember, Zeus brought a boy toy to Olympus one time and Hera didn't do anything.

Think about all the tales of same sex relationships in Greek Mythology. They all end tragically because of other jealous male lovers, and not because the wife got upset.

So, Odysseus could bang Zeus, Poseidon and his entire crew and probably nobody would use that against him since he never cheated on Penelope with another woman.

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Redownloaded crk yesterday and wanted to goof today :D

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Au. Before the Trojan war when Ares and Ody are asked to try to get along.

(Ares and Ody are sitting awkwardly across from each other.)

Ody: So, Athena asked us to try finding what we have in common.

Ares: We both want this to end. Done. (Stands up)

Ody: Yeah, but I don't think that's what she meant....uh, I love Penelope and you love Aphrodite.

Ares: That's true. (Sits back down) Aphrodite's amazing.

Ody (with a goofy grin): Penelope just has the brightest laugh.

Ares (head in hand): Aphrodite's so smart and pretty.

(Hours later, they're kicking their feet in the air while on their stomachs)

Ody (gleefully): And then this one time, Penelope made this little snort sound!

Ares (gasping): You're kidding! Aphrodite does that too! It's adorable!

Ody: I know right!

(Penelope and Aphrodite are about to enter the room. Athena stops them.)

Athena: Don't do in there. You'll be a distraction.

Penelope (confused): There's so much giggling in that room. We wanted to see what was going on.

Athena:...bonding.

Aphrodite: Between who?

Athena (directing them both away from the room): You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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The hc of ford being more of a menace than stan is in their teen years lives rent free in my head

(Click image for better quality)

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(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*