#kuwei edit

[simplydifficultme]

tell me I'm wrong

(I love u Kuwei *smooches forehead*)

[the--last-great-american-dynasty]

this might be controversial (or maybe not! i have no idea!) but if they make a six of crows spin-off show, they need a new cast of actors.

look, the six of crows cast is perfect. it genuinely looks like they shook the books and the characters fell out (slightly older, but i could never really imagine kaz as 17, so i’m fine with that). but they majorly fucked up the writing. it’s written like it was never meant to have its own spin-off.

the worst is jesper and wylan. they completely rushed their relationship and took away basically any tension between them, not to mention, left no room for the kuwei storyline.

kaz and inej was also so rushed. they left absolutely no room for a build up in a spin off series. and inej’s hallucination sequence was fun, but also erased a lot of her trauma.

nina and matthias is the only couple they did right. EDIT: i was corrected in a reblog and i want to fix it here. when i said nina and matthias was done right, i meant that their storyline was the only one followed accurately to the books. HOWEVER, as i was corrected, nina was done so dirty in the show. nina has such a big personality and they completely wiped that and made her completely centered around matthias.

they basically took half of six of crows and crooked kingdom’s storylines, so a spin-off series would have barely any book plot left. and it’s too much to reconcile. non-reader viewers won’t understand if they suddenly just use the bits of book storylines again with the same faces.

i love the crows cast so much. but they aren’t going to be able to show up again in a future spin off. not if it’s done properly this time.

[sprnklersplashes]

my toxic trait is that if we had got the six of crows spinoff, I would absolutely have cheered on every wylan/jesper/kuwei edit made to misery business and better than revenge. heck I would have made them myself. no hate to kuwei stans but I do think wylan 'petty bitch' van eck would have both songs on repeat every time he heard kuwei's name

[veerbles]

don't mind me, just trying to make a comprehensive timeline of soc/ck

seeing as grishverse is inspired by early 19th century russia, I'll be operating under the assumption that they use the julian calendrer. therefore:

beginning of soc: martius/march ("...the last gasp of winter before spring began in earnest.")

beginning of soc -> djerholm: 2 weeks ("When does[Hringkälla] take place?” / "On the spring equinox.” / “Two weeks from today.")

ice court heist: mid-martius

returning to ketterdam: early-aprillis/april ("It had been just under a week since they’d reached Ketterdam, almost a month since they’d left Djerholm.")

returning/inej's captivity -> rescuing inej: 1 week ("...Van Eck had said he would give them seven days [...] then he would begin torturing Inej. They were almost out of time.")

rescuing inej -> auction: ~1 week (failed sweet reef plan + "...fair auction [...] at the Church of Barter in four days’ time.")

auction: late aprillis-early maius/may

auction -> kaz/inej dock scene: 3 weeks ("In the three weeks since Kuwei’s auction...")

kaz/inej dock scene -> inej threatening pekka: ~1 week ("A month ago he’d been a rich man...")

end of soc: late maius-early lunius/june

overall: the entirety of the duology is around 9 weeks, plus one more week until pekka's epilogue, so 2.5 months total.

BONUS POINTS:

wylan arrived at the barrel three months before the start of soc, in the winter.

kaz and inej steal the dekappel six months before the start of soc.

inej joined the dregs "days after her fifteenth birthday", and since it's implied she'd been with the dregs almost 2 years by the start of soc, we can assume she was born sometime in the spring or summer. she turned 17 either during ck or right after. (EDIT: apparently she's a cancer according to leigh! so she was born in july or late june.)

EXTRA bonus points: using the fact that sailing time from ketterdam to djerholm is stated to be about 10-14 days, we can create a nifty (albeit roughly estimated, disregarding ocean conditions and like, the fact that earth is not actually flat) map of sailing time for all your captain ghafa uses:

ketterdam -> behz ju, shu han: 4-6 days

ketterdam -> os kervo, ravka: 6-7 days

ketterdam -> southern colonies: 6-8 days

ketterdam -> eames chin, novyi zem: 8-10 days

ketterdam -> djerholm, fjerda: 10-14 days

ketterdam -> weddle, novyi zem: 14-16 days

ketterdam -> leflin, wandering isle: 18-20 days

[incorrectklavekatz]

The crows as cards cause I’m bored and why not, as usual my asks are open and I’m always happy to answer!!! Possible ROW and CK spoilers??? Obviously SOC spoilers

Kaz: king of clubs, symbolises strength, power and determination, his ambition towards taking down Rollins, and his effectiveness in doing so, as well as his power by the time ROW occurs in him having two people on the merchant council, the queen of fjerda and the wraith on the seas, in play can be useful, but in most cases doesn’t do much if the rest of the hand is shit, he needs his crows

Inej: Queen of spades, I was going to make her and Kaz match but I’d rather give her an individual one, symbolises intelligence, practical and intellectual, plans ahead of time, inej is always the one in the crows to provide insight to their issues, no matter how cryptic it may be at times, and she shows her ability to understand the consequences of all of their actions better than the other crows several times, in play a black queen can change the game if not countered by a red one

Nina: queen of hearts, pretty obvious as it is, heartrender, queen of fjerda, symbolises a powerful woman who is commanding and has a strong presence yet is compassionate, caring and protective of those she loves, her taking the parem to save the others in coming out of the ice court, as well as generally just being there for the crows in their times of need while still being a very independent and strong female character, in play can be incredibly useful for saving a hand

Matthias: king of hearts, symbolises honesty and spirituality, obviously spirituality to djel and his honesty about changing who he was to be a better man, and admitting that what he did was wrong along with coming to terms with how he was raised and how that effected him and how he treats others, also symbolises a kind gentle man, which he became because of Nina, sparing the boy who shot him, in play again not very useful unless the rest of the hand is good

Wylan: Ace of diamonds, symbolises a financial increase and can indicate a message from a new lover, his claiming of his inheritance from his father, and Jespers role in helping him achieve and maintain that inheritance with reading to him, in play can change the stakes of the game and is very fluid compared to other cards in what it can do, as well as changing the suit to how it sees fit regardless of the suit being played, changing to look like kuwei, asking to be beaten up further for dramatic effect etc

Jesper: Jack of Diamonds, symbolises youth, energy and potential, “maybe he was a bullet in a chamber, waiting to be given direction”, it can also symbolise future financial instability, his gambling, and can be used to represent an unfaithful employee, when he accidentally ratted them out to the dime lions, in play isn’t extremely helpful and generally can benefit the person before the player more than the player themselves, heavily depends on the other cards in the hand, much like how Jesper often puts trying not to disappoint others above his own general well-being and mental health

+ Bonus kuwei: ace of spades, mirrors Wylan, symbolises death, darkness and mystery, parem causing death, hiding in the tomb, nobody really knowing much about him, but can also represent new beginnings, fresh starts and rebirth, moving to Ravka and changing his name to fix his fathers mistakes, arguably one of the most important cards in play, can change the game entirely based on its high place on the list of outcomes on rolling the dice or drawing from a deck of cards chance, can also symbolise power, luck and triumph, whoever was ‘in possession’ of kuwei was winning the game

If anybody has any other opinions on this please let me know!! Also I am aware that technically they have all already been assigned cards in the collectors edition art for crooked kingdom but these are my own takes, might do an analysis post on their cards assigned in the official art if anybody is interested <333 also will do any other characters in the SOC duology and maybe some from the SAB trilogy if asked!!!

[lilisouless]

Soc characters on an ever after high au! but i won't elaborate too much

This is of course ignoring the already existing characters on EAH, also darker tone to fit their backstories

You know the Inej-cinderella agenda, getting her life destroyed by the current evil stepmother (Heleen)

Kaz and Jordie were the sons of Jack (the beanstalk) and the fairy godmother (yes,the agenda is there too) which each being fated to become the next ones but things get...complicated when Jordie meets and deals with the current Rumpelstiltskin (Rollins) , this also means Alby would become Rumpel if he follows his fate.

Matthias is a soldier of the queen of hearts (Jarl Brum) so he didn't know he could be a main character.This also means Hanne would be fated to be the queen of hearts.

I know we all wanted Wylan for the pied piper, but both of his parents appear in canon so i´ll ajust to it. Making him the son of Rapunzel and the king Midas, the king turned his wife into gold by "accident" and married snow white´s daugther and would rather Wylan to take Rapunzel destiny (since he would be locked on the tower) and his next heir to be king midas.

Jesper was the hardest since both of his parents appear in canon too. Aditi was the twelve fairy (the one that stopped sleeping beauty’s curse to be a deadly one and yes SB is Leoni) while Colm is the son of a random farmer that gives refuge to random fairytale characters passing by. Jesper has to decide either or take the Jack Beanstalk role since it became available when the previous died without a heir.

I had trouble choosing Nina or Kuwei to be either Alice/Dorothy respectively, both seem to fit both. But then i remembered Kuwei’s dad exist in canon so for him here’s this: Bo yul Bayur wanted his son to be normal boy: Kuwei is Pinocchio. I have to think about Nina, something will come eventually.

Edit: I got it, Nina is the daughter of Alice and Dorothy and instead of choosing she plays a dual role, as Nina she is Alice, as Mila she is Dorothy

[hotpinkmurex]

Kill Your Darlings WIP Wednesday

Editing is hard sometimes, but I think this no longer matches the tone. Or characterization. My Jesper is less cowardly than this.

"Yes— Well—" Jesper flustered. "I am hardly to blame. Kaz said it himself. I am the innocent party—"

"I didn't say that," cut in Kaz, stretching to his full height and standing almost eye-to-eye with Jesper.

"With the way you were looking at Prince Kuwei, can you have expected anything less than him ramming you into a wall and sticking his tongue down your throat? I swear, it looked like he was trying to taste the tapestries. Through your skull."

Jesper's skin burned.

"Good thing then you were the only ones there to see it!"

And not the entire Shu delegation...

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[cherryblossomtimemachine]

Why do people keep saying that we won't get Jesper accidentally kissing Kuwei if we get a spinoff? Like, it could still happen wesper getting together earlier doesn't change that. It'll just be a lot more angsty if it does happen.

*edit*

I came back to this post after a month because I forgot to say that while the Kuwei kiss would be more angsty I don't want it to happen. I hated that part of the book and I know I'll hate it even more in the show.

[linearao3]

'For want of a nail' for Murder Ballad - Kaz bites Inej on the Ferolind. Because I feel like that would have...interesting yet negative/unhinged consequences...please ❤️

This is a goddamn nightmare is what it is. First of all, it would immediately clue Van Eck into her value as a hostage, and second of all, it would reduce Kaz’s ability to be rational about her kidnapping to basically nil. If he’d bitten her then, she probably would be pregnant, and Kaz, Inej, and Jan Van Eck would probably know it. Kaz would be completely off his rocker, and would probably try to just physically fight his way to Inej. The only possible upside is that she might be able to play on Bajan’s sympathies enough to make him help her a bit, but honestly I think he’s not useful enough to do her much good. Basically the only way I can think of for them to get through this without like ten casualties and an international crisis is if the other crows are able to outflank Kaz’s insanity, either by launching their own scheme to distract all of Jan’s guards or to involve other parties who might complicate things for Jan? Maybe they could teach Wylan enough Shu to let him impersonate Kuwei to other members of the Merchant Council and swap him in and out with the real one to keep everyone confused? But Kaz would still just be trying to kill everyone he saw in the background, which would probably make any delicate scheme pretty difficult. Maybe they can lock him up and get Jesper to melt the locks? Anyway, the short answer is: chaos and disaster.

(Edited because I realized that the tone here could be mistaken for hostility to the ask, when I meant it to be just horror at the possible outcome! I appreciate the ask; thank you very much!)

[villainprincessocs]

I have yet to see someone do wesper edits to the “. . . Pathalogical people pleaser. . . “ sound and that’s rude. Bc Imagine if from a Wylan POV and it’s them but he thinks of the marriage line of Jesper and Kuwei bc Wylan and Jesper can’t have a forever forever like they can

On a Jesper POV and he gets to the marry me either it’s Wylan and some random merchant bc Jesper is just a small town farm boy who is just getting the hang of his Durast abilities and a skilled sharpshooter with debt like what could he give Wylan

[blackcat9904]

I figured out the layout of the SoC spinoff episodes!

so assuming it will only follow the events of the first book and not CK, and every episode is named after one the crows (so there will be 6 episodes in total) here's what it'll probably be like:

!!!MAJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR SIX OF CROWS BOOK!!!

Ep1: Matthias _ They break him out of hellgate at the start of the book and he has to come to terms with treason against his country so it'd make sense

Ep2: Kaz _ Kaz has a lot of moments in this book and I might be wrong but his first planning, dealing with the ambush, saving Inej and killing Oomen in that terrible way might be a good episode for him. Again I'm not sure about any of this and more than exited to hear what you think and what do you think I can change!

Ep3: Nina _ Nina goes under a lot of stress while trying to save Inej on the boat and she probably deserves that episode. The episode could stretch to her entering Fjerda again and also facing those burned grisha on the stakes and also dealing with Matthias throughout this whole time!

Ep4: Inej _ They would arrive at the ice court by this point and she has to take care of Kaz when he passes out, and I think climbing the incinerator takes place in this episode and that one should DEFINITELY be in Inej's episode. Also if dealing with Tante Heleen and wearing her lynx costume again were in this episode too it'd be super

Ep5: Jesper _ I didn't really know where to put Jesper but I think showing his excitement while running to the druskelle roof and also sounding the black protocol and ALSO driving a tank out of the ice court is so him. Also we're probably gonna have some deep conversations with Wylan in this episode cause they need it at that point with all that happened with Wylan hiding his identity and everything

Ep6: Wylan _ I think the last parts of the book are very important for Wylan's character. Changing his face to Kuwei and especially dealing with his father and seeing once and for all that he's worth nothing to van Eck is enough for that part to be about him. Bit unfair to spend his own episode in another's face but idk where else to put him

P.S. Nina using jurda parem and Matthias betraying his commander directly and all their scenes in the treasury is also important but I don't really know if that could be in their episodes. Tell me what you think! Good luck!

Edit: Sorry I forgot Tante Heleen was dead in the show but well. It's a show. They could always just pull her out and be like "ACtUaLLY..."

[jackwolfes]

hello! do you have any pwp wips atm? feel free to talk about them!

hello! ive been smacked with writers block so the extent to which I really have any WIPs that im progressing with is rather. Small. But in order of least to most plot, these are my horny fics:

- a jordeclan kink fic that I am almost Too Embarrassed about

- a horny post-canon kylan fic where they fuck in a private theatre box during an orchestra

- the lil rockstar/band manager wesper au that I mentioned ages ago where they get high and fuck about it

- a pynch character study about Adam & kink (for whichever anon was asking for kinky pynch)

- the rest of the kylan/kawesper royal au, which is fully written and just needs to be edited/posted

- a wynejesper (wesper x inej) “what happens if wylan gets curious” fic (which I’m actually very keen on!!! Idk why I’ve just been in a Mood lately)

- a kuwei x wesper fic that’s just another excuse to write jealous FWB wylan

[wesper-ao3feed]

got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket best believe

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/y5itzJq by redmeanslove Jesper shifted on the chair he was sitting in which gave a little squeak, crossing and then uncrossing his legs, trying to find a more comfortable position with the limited space he was granted. "You come here often?" Oh, Christ. Oh fucking hell he was already sucking so hard at this. The red-haired boy stopped drawing and slowly lifted his head, glancing at him from under his long eyelashes. Then he proceeded to just stare at Jesper again, like he was pondering if this question was worthy of a reply. - Or, meet cute: therapy waiting room edition Words: 2438, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Kuwei Yul-Bo, Inej Ghafa, Original Characters Relationships: Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, As cute as a therapy waiting room can be, Therapy, Strangers to Lovers, Jesper Fahey Has ADHD, Autistic Wylan Van Eck, Jesper Fahey's Gambling Addiction, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Bad Parent Jan Van Eck, Panic Attacks, Fluff and Angst, Getting to Know Each Other, Wylan Van Eck & Kuwei Yul-Bo Friendship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, split POV, Additional Warnings In Author's Note read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/y5itzJq

[lunarthecorvus]

31, 46, 61! 🃏🗡🫀💣

31. What moments made you freak out (in a happy or sad way) the most?

Ok, this one might surprise you, but it's the helnik kiss I SQUEALED SO LOUDLY when I read/ listened to it like OH MY- I'm not sure if I've said it before but I was a massive fan of Helnik (I still am but it hurts). He lifted her off her feet and they were both so happy and I was freaking about when I read it

Nina taking parem scared the shit out of me. My jaw dropped.

Ooo, and the scene where Kaz held Inej up after she tripped over. I SQUEALED AGAIN. Because one its Kanej, and that scene with the is my tie straight and the unofficial official start of Kanej. AND Inej Ghafa tripped over LIKE WHATTT. That whole scene was amazing. I love it so much. He held her AHHHHH

46. Your thoughts on Kuwei? Do you feel any particular way about him? Is he an underrated character?

I don't have much of an opinion about him and I have seen people who have such strong feelings against and for him but for me I don't have much of an opinion. I can see why people love him and why they don't. Regarding the Jesper kiss I think that he was a complete asshole if he knew that Jesper thought he was kissing Wylan, BUT if he thought that Jesper knew who he was kissing then it changes. I just think more context is needed (if I've got some peice of information wrong or missing let me know).

Also, there wasn't much about Kuwei, so I can't say much, but I do like his sassiness.

I can really like the potential of a Kuwei and Wylan friendship because Wylan saw more about Kuwei about him than others did. What I find funny about him is the fact that he pretended not to know Kerch because he didn't want to talk, like DAMN (if I could do that, I would).

61. Link your favourite edit(s) if you have any!

Ahhh I have so many. These are just a few:

Show!Nina

Show!Inej MY FAVOURITE INEJ EDIT

Book Crows

(It's hard to find my favourites because I watch edit complations)

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa Characters: Jesper Fahey, Colm Fahey, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar, Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Wylan Van Eck, Kuwei Yul-Bo, Inej Ghafa's sibling Asha Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Crows modern au, the crows cause chaos, Colm is tired of dealing with them, Good Parent Colm Fahey Summary:

Colm drew the short straw, and while the rest of the Crows' parents get a night out, he is stuck watching them for the night. When they're together, they're always causing trouble, and he's tired of it. As always, Kaz has a plan for what they're going to do.

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Is anyone else wondering why we got a music video for Bejeweled instead of Vigilante Shit?

The phone positions when she announced the song titles were telling us things. Upside down was Antihero and Vigilante Shit, which seemed to mean they got music videos. You're On Your Own, Kid and Sweet Nothing were both on the opposite side, and they got the other versions on the Target lavender special edition.

However, Bejeweled was announced just like the rest of the songs, nothing out of the ordinary.

So the big question is...what is she doing with Vigilante Shit? Clearly something is going to happen with it.

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