#kunikida brainrot

[arsonist-lullabye]

dear kunikida nation. today i offer you nothing

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

oh my god it’s like my account is a wasteland of kunikida and dazai thoughts but screw it i’m not stopping

{kunikida and dazai on a mission}

kunikida: “anyways no use regretting the past… i wish i’d studied ancient history.”

dazai: “i thought you did do ancient history?!”

kunikida: “i studied algebra dazai… for two years and i talked to you about it daily!”

dazai *looking to get on kunikida’s nerves as per usual*: “well that’s all ancient history now…”

kunikida: “really dazai….”

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[deimosatellite]

stolen notebook retrieve for one (1) smooch

[zukkaoru]

no but do you understand. kunikida being the one person who sees both dazai and chuuya as irrevocably human. dazai and chuuya each see the other as human but don't have the same faith in themselves. but kunikida. kunikida getting close with both of them, and finding the humanity in both of them. everyone else is so far away, so far below, everyone else sees the untouchable Double Black. everyone else sees the wake of their destruction, the craters left by chuuya's ability, the meticulous plans set up and executed by dazai, the infallible partnership that could level city blocks and take out entire organizations. everyone else sees them as gods, and dazai and chuuya see themselves as monsters, but kunikida--

kunikida sees them after the comedown. he sees dazai on his bad days, when he can't even drag himself out of bed, when it's more painful to hold himself back from jumping in the river than just letting the water fill his lungs. he sees chuuya post-corruption when everything hurts and dazai's touch is the only relief and he's vulnerable and willing to ask for help instead of just taking whatever it is he needs. he's seen them laugh at stupid jokes (both each other's and his own), he's seen them throw popcorn at each other during movie nights, he's seen them during the quiet moments when there's no performance, when they can just relax. he's seen chuuya without the hat and gloves, and he's seen dazai without the bandages. he's seen their pasts laid out on their skin in every scar. he's heard some of the stories and inferred others. he's seen them as Double Black too, of course - he saw the destruction caused after the dead apple incident and he's seen the darkness that lingers in dazai's eyes and he's seen chuuya come home with blood on his clothes and a grim expression on his face. but he's also seen chuuya half-asleep wearing a shirt that's too big for him and he's seen dazai light up at something as simple as kunikida making an extra cup of tea for him. he's seen the destruction caused in their wake, but he's also felt their hands on his skin, gentle, holding him like he's something precious. he's seen beneath the surface, and knows that they are neither gods nor monsters; they are just two humans who have never been told that is all they ever need to be.

[mackerel22]

Dazai: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Atsushi, whispering to Kunikida: How old am I?

Kunikida: You’re 18, Atsushi.

Atsushi, sadly: I was 18.

[nonbinary-akutagawa]

most of the kunichuuzai dynamics is about Dazai wanting both Chuuya and Kunikida thus forming a polyrelationship

But we all know that it's actually about Chuuya and his Two, Hot, Tall boyfriends

(and chuuya being smug about it :^) )

[your-rutherfurr]

POV: Atsushi got braces

Atsushi - it hurshts..!

Kunikida - I'm sorry but even the president said you needed braces

Kunikida in thoughts - those teeth were murderous...

[dax-enfinity]

I really like F/M kunikidazai but only if it’s Fem! Kunikida and Dazai is just… Dazai

Okay let me brainrot over this AU:

Fem! Kunikida X Port Mafia Boss! Dazai

Pre-Canon

They meet out of the blue, Kunikida is working part time as a math teacher while she’s studying in university and Dazai has been the boss of the Port Mafia for a couple of years because Mori died due to circumstances

Kunikida is stressed at her job as a teacher because it’s so mundane, there’s really no thrill, and she can’t really relate to her coworkers because they are all much older than her.

And also because she hasn’t met anybody else that also has any sort of Ability yet, so she’s stressed about lying to hide her Ability too.

Kunikida wants a change in her life, but she hasn’t thought about joining the ADA just yet, cue her meeting a handsome stranger out of the blue (Dazai)

They both take an immediate liking to each other, but especially Dazai, since Kunikida is a more wary person when it comes to strangers.

They both find out that the other also has an Ability and just go “they’re just like me fr fr”

They start dating and Kunikida knows early on that Dazai is the boss of the Port Mafia and that he’s apparently super dangerous and manipulative (whatever, he’s an idiot in her mind who’s too down bad for his girlfriend)

Then Kunikida joins the ADA so the two of them have to deal with the hijinks that come with a secret relationship (only person that really knows is Chuuya but he and Kunikida get along really well)

That’s it, have my brainrot over Kunikida X Port Mafia Boss! Dazai

(Why is there so little content of Kunikida and Port Mafia Boss! Dazai????????)

[lumialt]

"Hey I see you block heads are all still alive"

WELL HALF OF YOU GUYS ARENT ANYMORE IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY THIS WAS PROBABLY FORESHADOWING

[amagren]

Give me a boost, too.

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

maybe it’s because i kin him, maybe it’s because i’ve finished the manga (thus far!) or maybe it’s bc he’s just who he is- but my GOD kunikida sure knows how to get me all emotional. ughhhhh he deserves the actual universe wtf

[lumilamp]

50/50 on if I finish this or not but yea

Hopefully I didn't yassify him too much

[deimosatellite]

your hand in marriage mr kunikida OTL

[zukkaoru]

thinking abt kunikida with hand tremors and chuuya always making sure they have straws in his apartment so kunikida has an easier time drinking without worrying about spilling,,

the first time kunikida asks for a straw with his drink while they're out together, he's worried chuuya is going to tease him or at the very least raise a judgmental eyebrow. but chuuya isn't stupid and he can figure out pretty easily that it's just an accessibility tool. then weeks later, kunikida goes over to chuuya's place and when chuuya pours them both drinks, he wordlessly retrieves a straw from the cupboard and places it in kunikida's glass before handing it to him. it's such a simple gesture, but kunikida wasn't expecting it and he's still getting accustomed to his hand tremors himself so having someone who accommodates his needs like it's nothing is...really nice. it's something he still has trouble doing for himself. but chuuya treats it like it's normal, and that makes it feel more normal to kunikida too

[crimson0lake]

Blood on grass (WIP)

(child in BSD)/

Try practicing a different style, this is still unfinished but still looks promising-