#kuma (mentioned)

[luffington]

hiii im the anon from way back when now that ur at whole cake i wanted to spin the block on my sabo request from earlier (of course only if you want to no pressure!)

✧.* art credit!

➤ prompt: can i request a sabo x f!reader who’s a strawhat who joins the revolutionary army alongside robin during the timeskip and immediately hits it off and becomes close friends with him while on baltigo and then reunites with him in dressrosa [fwb trope perhaps?? 👀👀]

➤ pairing: sabo x afab!reader

➤ word count: 2.5k

➤ warnings: dom!sabo, semi-public sex, praise kink, thigh riding, facial, friends with benefits, fluff, fem reader

in episode of sabo he officially entered the colosseum competition but it’s never explained in canon so let’s pretend he somehow snuck in before the final battle hehe

i really hope you like this after waiting for so long!! :') i've only seen him in dressrosa so i'm sorry if this isn't accurate to his character in future arcs! (also if you can't tell i Love koala <3)

NSFW under the break! minors dni thank uuu

Soldiers with guns ready to fire surrounded you the moment you landed on Baltigo. In a panic, you insisted that you weren’t an intruder. You didn’t even know where you were intruding. One moment you were on Sabaody Archipelago and then Bartholomew Kuma touched you and suddenly you were soaring through the air in a giant bubble — and that made them pause. Kuma would never send an enemy to their headquarters. The paw-shaped crater left behind was undeniable proof of your story, and your bounty poster confirmed that you were a Straw Hat Pirate instead of a spy. With no plausible way to get back to your crew, you decided to temporarily join the Revolutionary Army. 

About a week later, Sabo returned from a successful assignment and was enthusiastically welcomed back by everyone at the base. He seemed nice enough, but as the chief of staff, he obviously had more pressing issues to attend to than getting to know a new recruit. He would give you a friendly wave whenever he saw you, but nothing more.

Then the news of Ace’s death came and all of his memories flooded back. He was absolutely heartbroken, but you didn’t want to intrude on such a personal moment for a man you hardly knew, so you decided to leave him alone. Instead, you begged to borrow a ship to find your captain, who must’ve also been suffering terribly. 

As soon as Sabo heard you mention Luffy, he remembered that you were a Straw Hat – and you’d been with them long enough to have met Ace in Alabasta. He quickly latched onto you and you were more than happy to tell him stories about his brothers, as well as your brief encounter with Garp. Robin arrived at Baltigo a few days after Luffy’s appearance in the newspaper and gladly joined your conversations, but slyly gave the two of you lots of alone time.

You liked Sabo more and more each time you talked to him. It didn’t take long to notice his similarities to his family – they all had the same reckless confidence, happy-go-lucky attitudes, and admirable dedication to whatever cause they put their mind to. Even Dragon shared these qualities under his stony exterior (and you realized in horror that you now knew that entire insane family). 

But the blonde was flirty. And touchy. The friendly hugs he gave you grew longer and more intimate; his hands lingered on your shoulders and brushed against your thighs. You were delighted to reciprocate – though you had no romantic feelings for him, he was undeniably gorgeous. Sexual tension between you grew until it exploded with the help of several bottles of cheap sake and a shared hotel room. He pinned you down and fucked you dumb until you were covered in cum and screaming his name. Poor Koala in the neighboring room was traumatized, especially by the sound of your bedframe collapsing.

Sabo became your best friend and your best stress reliever, effortlessly transitioning from casual conversations to shoving his dick down your throat. Being in the Revolutionary Army was incredibly dangerous, of course, but Sabo always made sure you were well-protected and cared for. However, you still had no doubts about returning to the Straw Hats after two years had passed. You were sad to leave your friend, but he promised you’d see each other again. 

You didn’t realize it would be so soon.

Only two weeks after you departed for Sabaody, you found yourself wandering the colorful cobblestone streets of Dressrosa in an admittedly terrible disguise. Separated from your crew and searching for the SMILE Factory despite having no leads. Everything about the country, its citizens, and Law’s supposedly flawless plan felt strange. 

But what caught you off-guard the most was a hooded figure passing by and grabbing your arm, leaning close to your ear, and using a very familiar voice to whisper, “Hey.”

A hint of soft blonde hair peeking out from under the fabric nearly gave you a heart attack. “Sabo?!”

He quickly clamped a gloved hand over your mouth, shutting you up immediately. He brought his face close to yours, whispering in a teasing tone, “Are you trying to blow my cover? Naughty girl.” Your cheeks burned bright red.

Sabo glanced around cautiously, but no one in the streets spared a fleeting glance at the two of you. The majority of Dressrosans were further down the block in a large open plaza, watching the Colosseum match broadcast in real time. The opening ceremony had just finished and the first round was beginning. He didn’t give a shit – he only needed to pay attention to Hack in round two. 

“C’mon, let’s talk somewhere else.” The blonde grabbed your hand and led you down a back alley hidden behind a row of shops. Once you were sufficiently shielded by a stack of wooden storage crates, he pulled down the hood of his brown cloak.

“What the hell are y–” Soft lips slammed against your own as he caged you against the wall, pulling you into a heated kiss and biting your bottom lip. Sabo was as unpretentious as ever, not wasting any time to take what he wanted. Fingers trailing up your thigh in a very obvious way before he grabbed the meat of your ass. 

“Figured it was better than a hug,” he laughed. A beautiful sound that you missed hearing every day. He kissed along your cheek then nipped at your earlobe, causing you to flinch. “You know I’m here to stop Doflamingo’s weapons trade. I don’t have a lot of time, but I needed to see you and make sure you’re doing okay.” 

Sabo paused to run his hand down your chest until it reached your clothed core, palming you through your pants. You whimpered and instinctively bucked into his touch.

“And have a quickie. It’s been too long since I felt this pretty cunt. Don’t know when I’ll get a chance again,” he growled against your neck, using two fingers to stroke the outline of your pussy lips and push the rough fabric tighter against you.

“B-but we’re in the middle of the street…” You glanced at the sunny entrance to the alleyway, heart racing at the thought of someone seeing you. 

“I wouldn’t say the middle,” the blonde chuckled, gesturing to the desolate space around you. “Besides, with everything happening today, I don’t think public indecency is anyone’s biggest concern.”

You bit your lip anxiously, but the feeling of his warm body pressed against yours and his lips moving down your neck overrode all rational thoughts. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t fantasize about him pounding into your cunt every night since you left the Army. Plus, his cloak was large enough to completely shield your bodies from any prying eyes. To any passerby, you would look like a couple engaging in a little too much PDA – not a rare sight in the kingdom of love.

“W-why–” Your breath hitched as he shoved his hands under your top to roughly squeeze your breasts. “Why did Dragon decide to do this operation now? The meeting we had was–” You tried your best to stifle a lewd moan, the soft leather of his gloves not hiding the roughness of his fingers tugging at your nipples. “W-was weeks ago…”

“Can we please not talk about Dragon while I’m trying to fuck you?” Sabo pouted cutely, making you giggle. “We’ll have a real conversation later, I promise. I need my little stress relief toy right now.” He shoved one of his knees between yours, tensed thigh pressing insistently on your cunt. “Grind that cute pussy on my leg. Show me how much she missed me.” His eyes darkened when you immediately complied, letting out cute whimpers at the delicious friction. “Fuck, that’s so hot.”

Loud cheering echoed down the street, likely related to the tournament, and you instinctively turned towards the sound. Sabo gripped your chin and forced you to face him again. 

“Hey. Eyes on me.” You nodded obediently, and he whispered “good girl” before shoving his tongue down your throat. You tangled your fingers in his soft blonde locks, running your thumb over his scarred cheek affectionately. He truly was so handsome.

Deciding your pace was too slow, the blonde grabbed your hip and roughly guided your core back and forth on his thigh. His noticeable bulge strained against the fabric of his elegant cadet gray pants – even undercover, he was as well-dressed as always. “Sabo, please…”

“Don’t worry, I’ll give you exactly what you want.” He unbuckled his belt and let his cock spring free, bouncing against his stomach and standing proudly at full hardness. Your pants were abruptly yanked down to your knees next. Sabo didn’t miss the chance to take off his glove and swipe a finger through your wet folds, making you shiver. “You’re already dripping.”

“You’re one to talk,” you smirked, playfully running your palm up his length and wiping away the precum beading at the top.  

“Such a fucking tease.” He groaned, pretty eyes darkening. “Lift your leg for me.” 

You kicked your pants off completely and did as you were told. Sabo hooked his hand under your knee, tilting your pelvis towards him for the best angle to fuck into you. Paused to adjust his cloak, making sure you were completely concealed, and looked around for any prying eyes. Once he was satisfied with your relative privacy, he lined up his cock with your entrance, tauntingly tapping the head against your puffy clit.

“Wait, Sabo. Condom.”

“Don’t have any.” He shrugged and your eyes widened. “What? They’re not exactly essential on an espionage mission.”

You frowned, but it was too late to find one now. “Just don’t cum inside, okay?”

“‘Course not.” He chuckled lightheartedly, contrasting with the rough way he thrust his dick inside your cunt, fully sheathing it inside in one go. It stretched out your pussy perfectly, hitting every sensitive spot inside you.

“Oh, fuck,” you whined, throwing your head back, realizing too late how loud you were and quickly covering your own mouth. Sabo’s gaze darkened with lust and a smug sense of pride that he made you cry out like a whore. 

“Weren’t you concerned about being caught?” The blonde snickered, grinding his hips against yours in slow circles. He yanked your hand away, pressed a chaste kiss against your lips, then thrust his removed glove in your mouth. Not caring that it would definitely be soaked in spit by the end. 

Sabo braced one hand on the wall next to your head and fucked you hard and fast, bullying your cunt and smacking his balls against your skin with every thrust. Even without any time pressure, this was how you normally had sex – he was always impatient and greedy to take whatever he wanted, and you were more than willing to give him everything. 

The filthy sound of your wet walls squelching around his cock and his debauched groans filled your ears. You clenched onto his overcoat for stability and buried your face in the crook of his neck, but he tangled his fingers in your hair and yanked your head back. “Eyes on me, remember?”

You nodded, unable to do anything but let out muffled moans around his glove. Eyes glazed over and drool dripped down your chin. Your fucked-out expression went straight to his cock and made him rut into you even faster, the tip of his dick kissing your cervix. Feeling himself getting close, he flicked your clit and rubbed tight circles on the bundle of nerves. He leaned forward to kiss a sensitive spot right under your jaw – you never told him that he couldn’t give you hickies.

“You gonna cum?” A rhetorical question. He could definitely feel how soaked you were around him, how you desperately met his thrusts and sucked his dick in even deeper. Your body would’ve collapsed long ago if he wasn’t there to pin you in place and use you like a fuckdoll. The blonde whispered absolute filth with interludes of praise into your ear to help you to the edge even faster. 

Divine pleasure consumed your body as you hit your peak, cunt tightening around Sabo’s cock and nearly causing him to empty his balls inside of you. He carefully restrained himself to honor your request – and he had a better idea, anyways.

Once the aftershocks of your orgasm had subsided and you descended back to reality, Sabo pulled out of you. His dick was angry red and painfully hard. After removing the sticky glove from your mouth, he commanded, “On your knees.”

Your shaky legs gave out and you sank to the ground, knees hitting the solid stone street hard enough to bruise, but you barely noticed. The blonde positioned his cock in front of your face and rapidly jerked off inches away from you. You opened your mouth obediently and he murmured “fuck” underneath his breath. 

He bit his lip hard enough to bleed when he came seconds later. Thick strings of white painted your face and barely landed in your mouth. You looked up at him with cum on your eyelashes, slightly annoyed but incredibly aroused. “Sorry,” he panted with a grin, and clearly not apologetic at all. “You’re just so goddamn sexy like this.”

You swallowed the drops of cum lucky enough to land in your mouth. Sabo wiped the rest off with his cloak — it was his mess to clean, after all – then pinched your cheek lovingly. He helped you fix your clothes and hair to make sure it didn’t look like you just had rough sex in a random alleyway. 

A muffled Transponder Snail rang in his coat pocket. He looked at you for permission, and you grinned and told him he could answer it. 

“I’ve been trying to reach you!” Koala’s annoyed voice shouted through the Snail. You were obviously too preoccupied to hear any of her previous attempts to call him. “Hack lost to some green-haired weirdo. Can you figure out a way to get inside the Colosseum? We need to find that underground port.”

Sabo quickly handed you the Snail. “Hi, Koala,” you giggled.

“Oh, hey! What are you doing here?” She brightened up immediately at the sound of your voice. There was a small pause as she took a moment to process, then the Snail mimicked her furious expression. “Sabo, what the hell? Really?!”

He laughed loudly. “I couldn’t help myself. But I’ll go now.”

“You better.” Koala grumbled, then said goodbye to you in a much nicer tone. 

The blonde turned to you apologetically, but you just smiled and said, “Go win the Flare-Flare Fruit. You deserve it.” Then gave him a good-luck peck on the cheek, which made his face light up into a giant grin. “And find Luffy while you’re at it!”

After the chaos of the day was over, Sabo met you and the Straw Hats at Kyros’s house, where you were finally able to sit down and chat for a while. Before he left, he repeated his promise that he’d see you again no matter what. 

[exhausted-grimm]

POV: You walk into your boss’ office to make a report but her partner is sitting on her lap. You have to do the report anyway.

Am I coping a bit from episode 8? Maybe. But I’m still in a Henceforward AU choke hold so... a bit of Whiterose for me.

[rrandomtthings]

No one talk to me ever again

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

[luckylunatix]

Halloween Horror Nights is starting up again and I feel like I should inform all y'all who love it of these sweet little bears:

These 3 are mascots of HHN in Japan and they are as fascinating in their lore as they are adorable

Hamikuma/ハミクマ (middle): Hamikuma has been a part of the event since about 2021, starting as a walk around character inhabiting the Scarezones until graduating to the official icon of the event in 2022, when he was given a stage show called Hamikuma Psycho Circus. His backstory states he was once a circus bear who was very popular with audiences because he was very cute and danced in a very unique way, but his fellow performers became jealous and also suspected he wasn't really a bear. They ended up murdering him and burning down the bigtop to destroy the evidence, but Hamikuma managed to survive when a demon known as the Death Bringer bore his way into Hamikuma's belly. Now he gets to live on and party when Halloween comes around, but unfortunately his gaping stomach wound is now basically a portal to Hell.

Hamikuma SOUL/ハミクマソウル (right): Hamikuma's soul incarnate, introduced last year as part of the Zombie de Dance stage show. They reside in a place called YOU ME LAND.

Hamikuma Punk/ハミクマパンク (left): The latest Hamikuma, who'll be introduced to this year's HHN. He represents the anger and resentment inside of Hamikuma (I'm assuming because being murdered and turned into a Hell portal would make anyone kinda pissed off). He'll be appearing alongside the other Hamikumas during the Shout it Out Party.

I feel like there's not enough discussion of Hamikuma and Japan's HHN here on Tumblr, despite how HHN seems to have a genuine fandom here, so here's hoping this might spark some interest in it.

"ハミクマ DEATH!"

Some sources (so you can read more and to prove I didn't pull all of this out of my butt):

(Some sources may need to be translated. The last source is also where I got the image above from. I'd also advise looking them up on YouTube to see them in action because they are VERY fun to watch dance around.)

[mingot-studios]

Am I the only who gets kinda triggered when Ginny, Bonney, and Kuma get portrayed as a happy loving family?

Not that I don't WANT them to be happy, but the problem I have is that it completely ignores the fact that Bonney is a RAPE BABY.

It reduces Ginny to just being a mother to Bonney, and wife to Kuma. WHile ignoring the fact that Bonney was FORCED UPON HER AGAINST HER WILL. No one wants to address the trauma that would have on Ginny because they don't want to acknowledge the grim reality of the situation in favor of they so-called "nothing-bad-happens-au". (Which is ironic, considering that Ginny HAS to be captured and RAPED in order for Bonney to exist at all)

RAPE IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE BRUSHED UNDER THE FUCKING RUG. IF YOU DO ANY AU WHERE GINNY SURVIVES YOU BETTER FUCKING ADDRESS, YOU SICK FUCKS!!

[hauntingblue]

CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER (bark), THRILLER (bark) NIGHT

Usopp's outfit is so funny for reals

He got the whole squad laughing

Luffy enablers at it again.... (Robin.... I know.....)

The humor panels so far have been so good!!! God this arc is so funny

HE SAID IT‼️‼️

They look like birds 😭😭

It's just too good... luffy taking cerberus and zombies what can't he do

It's just banger after banger what can I say

Franky feeling for other people because of his guilt complex and sanji lying through his teeth and pulling out the women excuse to seem unaffected... yeah

Look at them.... look how they ate

Omg joyboy reference?? (No)

Sanji is rubbing off on usopp.... also chopper noticing that is sogeking's weapon akdhaksjak

ANOTHER SLAY!!!!!

Their priorities: I'm not strong enough, there isn't enough food, and nami isn't here

Franky going from wanting to kill brook for his jokes to making a joke like his after he hears his backstory... exactly (Robin was already enabling him before the backstory even fdagjsfha)

Sanji is altering his body and actually being on fire to communicate to us how fucking mad he is..... I need more of him going insane I do I do

My god what is he doing ALDJALAJALA

AHSAHAHQHAH THEY ARE THE SAME!!! naaah sanji wouldn't force a woman to be his wife

You cant see me but I am nodding my head in agreement over and over

You don't understand he altered his body to communicate to us how mad he is. He inploded himself and then reconstituted again. Those germa 66 genes are insane

You tell em usopp!!!! The first of many girls you've scared into defeat!!! Akdjqknql

Zoro zombie regressed to not trusting robin akdjaks he's still in there

ROBI-CHO SUPLEX??? HELL YEAAAAAH

There is zosa- [GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]

Super frapper gong.... he is doing combo shots with frobin... omg.... parents....

Everything is so fun I'm having such a good time reading.... and then zosan angst like damn I am being fed well here

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1237: Dress Up Delinquents (SSBU X River City Girls)

5:06 p.m. at Smash Mall Direct: The Party Costume Store.......

Dark Pit: (Sighs as He Walks in the Store Along with his Girlfriends) Do we really have to participate in the Costume Contest this year? I doubt I'll look good in any of the ones they have in here to be honest.

Misako: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around Pitto's Shoulders) Ah give 'em a chance, babe. There's bound to be at least a couple of outfits that could suit your fancy.

Kyoko: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yep-Yep. Annnd if we managed to get 1st place, we could get access to any flavor of ice cream and frozen yogurt for a whole year, at Sherbert Laaaaand!~

Misako: Wait, that place sales frozen yogurts now? Since when?

Kyoko: Since a week or two ago. Mommy and I had free samples the other day. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) I think we had the strawberry-raspberry conjunction? (Starts Smiling Very Fondly) It was super yummyyy~ (Got Up on her Girlfriend and Boyfriend's Faces in a Now Very Determined Manner) I NEED have to full, free experience on a daily!!

Dark Pit: (Gently Grabs onto Kyoko's Shoulder) Easy there, Firecracker. You already had me at free yogurt. I'm in.

Kyoko: (Happily Squeals Before Giving Pitto and Then Misako Their Respective Kiss on the Lips) That's the spirit!~ (Points Forward to the Three Dressing Rooms Ahead) Now, let's go and get this costume party start!~ (Happily Sprints Forward)

Dark Pit: (Watches Kyoko Check Out Every Costume Present in the Store Along with Misako) That girl's way too into this....

Misako: (Simply Shrugs) She did say she wanted to do cosplay one of these days, so she might as well start off somewhere at least. (Turns to Pitto) Also, Firecracker?

Dark Pit: I've been been thinking about what kind of nicknames I wanna give to you girls and that's the one that came to mind.

Misako: Hmm not bad. (Smirks Teasingly at her Dark Angel) It's not nearly as cute as "Pitto-Kins" though.

Dark Pit: Probably. (Smirks Back at Misako) Hell, I say "Miski" a far more cuter than both of them combined.

Misako: (Snickers Before Playfully Smacking Pitto's Arm) Yeah right!~ Let's go.

Misako continues her walk as Dark Pit chuckles and follows behind her.

Costume Tryouts #1

Dark Pit: (Steps Out of his Dressing Room, Nodding to Himself Dressed as Sol Badguy) Alright. Might have to dye my hair brown, but other than that, I cam dig this look for the night. But...wait. (Crosses his Arms While Thinking) Was Sol always a bad guy or.....

Misako: Nah.

DP turns to see Misako walking out of her dressing room dressed as the rocking sensational, I-NO.

Misako: The name just makes him sound more cooler than he already is.

Dark Pit: (Forms an Impressed Smirk on his Face) Well don't you look even more prettier in red~ Are you a witch of rock n' roll or something.

Misako: Yeah, something like that. (Looking Down at a Fake Guitar Prop She's Holding) Doubt I'll be any good with a guitar as she is though.

Dark Pit: Ever thought about taking some lessons?

Misako: Yeah, but knowing me, I'd probably get bored of it and dropout within a week or so.

Dark Pit: You should give a try someday. It'll might benefit you in the long run.

Misako: (Casually Shrugs) Mm. I'll think about it. (Forms a Bit of a Flirty Smirk) If you give me a kiss~

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') I swear, you two always wanting kisses these days.

Misako: Oh hush up. You know you like 'em as much as we do.

Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Guilty as charged. Now come here.

Both Pitto and Misako lean over for a kiss, until-

????: Look alive, my lovelies!!~

The duo turns to see their girlfriend, Kyoko, walking out of her dressing room dressed as Sol's lover Jack-O.

Kyoko: (Happily Presents Herself) Cause the Spooktacular Jack-O Valentine I here!!~

Misako: ('Whistles') Looking good already, babe!~

Dark Pit: (Nodded in Agreement) You look more prettier in that suit than Jack-O herself.

Kyoko: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) D'awwww~ You guys are sweet~ It's always been my dream to dress up as my main and since we're on the topic of Jack-O herself, look what I can do~

Kyoko does a wide stance before slowly lowering herself on the ground while keeping the lower half of her body standing up on her feet.

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Holy.....

Misako: (Chuckles as She Forms a Huge Grin on her Face) Shi-hehe-it!~ You can do the Jack-O Pose now?

Kyoko: (Proudly Nodded) Yes ma'am~ I've always take the time to do my daily stretches before starting the day off. (Starts Giddying Up with Even More Joy) I'm so happy it's finally paying off-

'RIIIIIP'

The bright smile on Kyoko's slowly falters into timid, dreadful looking as the sound of a fabric ripping has started to ring straight into her eardrums.

Kyoko: W-Was that a piece of a paper torn off just now?

Dark Pit: (Quickly Covers his Eyes From the....Slight Exposure Staring Front of Him and Misako's View Point) Kyoko, we don't have any paper in our hands to tear apart.

Misako: (Points at the Now Ripped Pants in Front of Her and Pitto) Pretty sure that sound came from the pants you just ripped-

Kyoko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Quickly Lowers her Other Half of her Body Down Before Getting Herself Back Up on her Feet as Her Eyes Begins Sparkle in Guilt and Sadness as She Sees the Ripped Part of the Pants) These pants plays a crucial part to Jack-O's stylish design and I just....RIPPED THEM!!

Misako: Oh will you relax? Those pants might not even cost that much to begin wi- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at the Price Tag of the Pants) NINTY FOUR DOLLARS!? For some fucking pants!? Seriously!?

Kyoko: (Bawls her Eyes Out as She Kneels Herself Down on the Ground) I RUINED EVERYTHIIING!

Dark Pit: (Sighs as He Turns Back to Kyoko) Will you calm down already, Kyoko? You didn't ruin shit.

Kyoko: But....('Sniff') T-T-The pants-

Dark Pit: I'll pay for them and have Momma Peach sew them up good as new, once we had back to the mansion, alright?

Kyoko: (Wipes her Tears Away as Her Eyes Starts Sparkling Again) You would really do that....('Sniff') For me?

Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') Obviously. I'm not gonna let you take the fall for this alone and I don't wanna see you blame yourself all day, for something that wasn't in your control either! (Turns Away While Frowns a Bit) Hate seeing you girls sad and shi- OOF! (Suddenly Felt Kyoko Hug Tackle Him)

Kyoko: I promise I'll make it up to you one of these days, 100%!~ (Gives Pitto a Watery, Loving Smile) I love you so so much, Pitto-Kins!~

Dark Pit: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes a Bit) Yeah, yeah, love you too. (Gives Kyoko a Kiss on the Forehead Before Turning Away Again) But uh....('Clears Throat') You might wanna cover yourself up from behind.

Kyoko: From behi- (Eyes Starts to Widened Again as She Quickly Uses his Hands Covers Up her Now, Slightly Exposed Rear) Eeeeek! This is so embarrassing........

Misako: Kyoko, here! (Takes Off her Coattail and Gives It to Kyoko) This should cover it up perfectly.

Kyoko: (Quickly Wraps the Coattail Around Her Waist) You are such a lifesaver, Miski, thank you!~

Misako: Yeah, don't mention it. Now go on and change already.

Kyoko: (Simply Nodded to Misako's Command) Right. BRBBBBBB!~ (Quickly Makes Her Way Back to her Dressing Room)

Dark Pit: ('Sighs Heavily') You weren't kidding when you said that girl gonna be the death of us one of these day.....

Misako: Well, duh, I'm always right. Still, that girl's way too cute and lovable to for me to get annoyed with forever, you know?

Dark Pit: You and me both.

Costume Tryouts #2

Kyoko: Oooh!~ (Walks Out of her Dressing Room, Wearing a Long Sleeved, Black and White Dress) I'm loving how this feels dress already~ (Pushes the Back of her Hair a Little Before Striking a Pose) Make me feel like a runway model.

Misako: Eh. (Walks Out of her Dressing Room, Wearing a Long Sleeved, Black and Red Dress) Never been a fan of these long dresses. Like a wearing a heavy blanket around me all day.

Kyoko: At least it looks you as gorgeous as I do. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Though, I wonder, do you think I would look decent in blonde hair or nah?

Misako: Please, you'd look better in blonde than I would in red. Hell, I think DP would be a better redhead than I ever will. Speaking of which..... (Calls Out for Her and Kyoko's Boyfriend) Babe! You almost finished in there?

Dark Pit: Yeah! Just....(Struggling to Walk Out of his Dressing Room Normally While Wearing a Black and White, Long Sleeved Dressed Shirt and Red Pants) Need to.....Come...Out here.....and- woah! (Suddenly Trips and Fell Down on the Ground)

'Thud'

Misako/Kyoko: Pitto! (Quickly Rushes Over to Their Dark Angel's Side to Help Him Get Back Up)

Kyoko: Are you okay, honey?

Dark Pit: ('Sighs in a Bit of Annoyance') Yeah. It's just this dumb belt thing keeping me from walking normally. How the hell was that Iori What's His Face able to fight and move around with that attached to both of his pants legs without falling?

Misako: (Shrugs) I dunno, years of practice? He is a bad boy at heart after all.

Kyoko: Mixed with a hint of angst, purple flames, and a cruel, sadistic side on and off the battlefield.

Misako: Ironic considering he hates violence for some reason.

Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Sounds like another asshole to me. His fashion sense ain't shit anyways, I'm changing.

Elsewhere.......

The Three Sacred Treasures Trio were watching a movie together in Chizuru's apartment. They fell asleep at her sofa together as the movie itself was still going on until Iori suddenly shot up from his seat, awake and somewhat pissed.

Chizuru: (Yawns While Slightly Waking up Herself Along with Kyo) Iori.....what's wrong? What got you awake?

Iori: ('Sigh') Nothing. Could've sworn I've felt a disturbance of some kind.

Kyo: (Raises an Eyebrow) Disturbance?

Chizuru: (Starts Getting Worried) Of Orochi?

Iori: No. Of someone insulting my way of life and my fashion sense.

Chizuru: ('Sighs in a Bit of Relief')

Kyo: (Starts Snickering) Seriously? Since when did the Ever-So Menacing Yagami ever cared so much about his image?~

Iori: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Don't even start with me tonight, Kyo. I'd worry more about going back to high school if I were you.

Kyo: ('Tch') Please. Why would I need any academic education, when I have all I need right here. (Points at the Side of his Forehead with a Cocky Smirk on his Face)

Iori: Your idiotic brain?

Kyo: (Comically Glares at his Rival/Boyfriend) My Street Smarts, Smart-ass! I still have some intelligence in me.

Iori: (Casually Shrugs) Could've fooled me. The most I've seen you do make an even bigger fool of yourself than you already are, on a daily.

Kyo: Careful, Yagami. (Ignites his Flames on the Palm of His Hand) You're a few inches close to my burning range.

Iori: ('Heh') You can try if you might. (Ignites his Purple Flames On the Palm of his Hand) It result to your brain getting fried to tiny ashes.

Kyo: Try it, bitch-

Chizuru: Enough, both of you! It has been a long enough day already. Can we PLEASE go back to our nap?

Iori: (Sighs Balls his Hand up into a Fist, Causing his Flames to Get Extinguished Insantly) Very well.

Kyo: Yeah, you better put those flames away you, assho-

Chizuru: (Gives her Hot-headed Boyfriend Dark, Motherly Glare) Kyo.

Kyo: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiine. (Balls His Hand Up into a Fist as his Flames Extinguished as Well) I'll quit I'm ahead. Happy?

Chizuru: (Simply Nodded) Very. Thank you. (Turns to Iori with a Reassuring Smile on her Face) Don't let any those insecurities get into your head, Iori. You'll always be amazing in our eyes.

Iori: (Raises an Eyebrow) Our?

Chizuru: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes a Bit) Yes "our". Kyo thinks very highly of you, even when he's too stubborn to admit it.

Iori: (Turns to See Kyo Already Fast Asleep on his Side of the Sofa, Before Sighing) I see. (Sits Back Down on the Middle Side of the Sofa) Thanks, I guess.

Chizuru: (Gives Iori a Kiss on the Cheek) You're welcome, my love~

Back to the Smash Universe

Costume Tryouts #3

Kyoko: Say yours prayers, evil doers! For is it, I- (Jumps Out of her Dressing Room, Now Dressed as a Light Blue Colored Sailor Moon Uniform) Sailor Kyoko, here to save the day once more!~

Misako: (Jumps Out of her Dressing Room, Wearing a Red Color Sailor Moon Uniform and Pose Alongside her Girlfriend) Sailor Misako's here to kick all of your sorry asses along with her annnnnd.......

Misako and Kyoko turns over to Pitto's dressing room, awaiting for his arrival.

Misako/Kyoko: .............Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd........

Dark Pit: (In his Dressing Room) I'm not coming out.

Kyoko: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) What?

Misako: ('Ugh') Come on, dude, there's no reason for you to be shy.

Dark Pit: (Sticks his Head Out of the Door) There's plenty of reasons! Why can't I be the Tuxedo Mask guy instead?

Misako: Cause we couldn't find his any sets of his whole attire anywhere.

Dark Pit: Not even suit and cape?

Misako: (Shakes her Head) Not even.

Kyoko: There's no need to be embarrassed at all, Pitto-Kins. No when we're around.

Misako: Yeah, we've always had your back ever since we first met. You know that, right?

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Yeah.......

Misako: Then trust us to look out for you and come out already.

Kyoko: (Puts on the Sad Puppy Dog Look) Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?~

Misako: (Shows Pitto Kyoko's Puppy Dog Look) How you gonna say "no" to this face right here, DP? (Forms a Puppy Dog Look on her Own) Or mines?~

Dark Pit: (Stares at his Girlfriends' Eyes For a Brief Second Before Groaning in Defeat) Alright, fine. Just give me a few seconds.

Misako: We'll give you five.....four.....

Kyoko: Three.....Two.......

Before either girls could say the number one, Pitto jumps out of his dressing room, in a majestic, graceful like fashion, all while wearing a dark purple colored sailor moon outfit.

Dark Pit: It is I, Sailor Pitto, here to love and support my girlfriends' needs and kicking ass while doing it!! (Does a the Iconic Sailor Moon Pose)

Kyoko: ('GASSSSPS') (Clasps her Hands Together With Happiness and Sparkle in her Eyes) Oh my gosh, Pitto, that was so breathtaking!~

Misako: (Smirks Proudly at her Boyfriend) I didn't know you know a thing or two about Sailor Moon pose~

Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) You can think Zelda and the rest of the girls back home, for that. They wouldn't stop pestering me to watch Sailor Moon Marathon with them one night and I just so happen to memorized a few of these poses no problem.

????: Haha Ha!

Pitto turns to see three jocks laughing at him in the distance..

Jock #1: Nice pose there, angel boi!

Jock #2: Yeah, where did you learn 'em from? Your moms!? (Continues Laughing Along with his Friends)

Both Misako and Kyoko instantly growls heavily at the jocks with pure anger and fire in both of their eyes. Their glares were so vicious that it was more than enough to shut the trio up completely and send them running out the store in fear.

Dark Pit: (Turns to Both his Girlfriends) Thanks for that.

Misako: (Smiles Softly) No prob. Told ya we got your back.

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) Always~

Both girls then procceds to give Pitto a kiss on both of his cheeks.

'Buzzzzzzz'

Misako: Hm? (Takes her Backpack Off her Back, Opens it Up, and Looks for her Phone From the Inside)

Kyoko: Someone texted you?

Misako: Yeah. (Looks Through the Message Sent to her One her Phone) It's from Sonic- ('Gasps') No way!

Dark Pit: What is it?

Misako: Guys, you might wanna see this.

Misako shows her girlfriend and boyfriend a couple of pictures Sonic sent her, of him and his friends dressed as the Justice League Heroes. Sonic's the Flash, Knuckles' Superman, Amy's Wonder Woman, Tails' Cyborg, Hat Kid's Robin, Rouge's Catwoman, and Shadow is Batman.

Kyoko: (Struck in Genuine Awe) Wooooooah......

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Yeeup. We're definitely losing the contest this year.

Misako: (Gives Pitto a Determined Look on her Face) The hell we are! If they can make up a group costume, so cam we. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) We just need to find a few more members to our crew......

Dark Pit: I have no doubt that Zelda would want in on this, Mewtwo would tag along with her- (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face) And I can definitely blackmail Yoshi into joining us too.

Kyoko: How about you let Miski and I convince him with our Puppy Dog Eyes~ (Puts on Her Signature Puppy Dog Eyes Again)

Dark Pit: ('Heh') With a face cute as yours, I doubt he'll say no-

'ROAR

Dark Pit: (Taken Aback by the Roaring Sound of a Grizzly Bear) The fuck?

Misako: (Turns to the Source of the Noise) Was that a bear just- nooooooooooow? (Eyes Slowly Starts To Widened Along with the Others, at Who They're Watching Walking By with an Actual Bear Next to Him)

?????????: Oh will you quit your worrying already, Kuma? I'll have you know that my hairstyle has helped picled up many beautiful women in my times.

Kuma: (Growls While Rolling his Eyes)

????????: Oh, you don't believe me? Wait till we get home. I'll be more than happy to show you every single women I've been with, besides my lovely wife, of course.

Dark Pit: .................................Was that fucking HEIHACHI!?

@bestpony666

@tampire

@ma-lemons

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@helsic

[rin-and-len-song-of-the-day]

Todays Rin and Len song is:

“Meltdown” by Iroha(sasaki) and KUMA

Warnings for the lyrics and music video: Mentions of suicide in the lyrics and also shows rin committing suicide in the mv

[kyros-tha-soldier]

This panel goes WAY TOO COLD and you cannot convince me otherwise, THAT lasik surgery has payed off good! The detail on this one looks phenomenal!

[hanabeeri]

i'm like 90 episodes away from my husbands death. ace i will haunt your grave forever

it's been like 10 years. the number always changed because my memory is bad but it's been a long time 😭😭😭 have i ever written about how i dropped one piece back then because of marineford 💀 my little baby heart broke fr

[ask-the-shichibukai]

Ehilà, I promised you this fanfiction would return! Sengoku tried his damnest to stop the Warlords' Interviews but here it is, the second chapter!

This fic will have three chapters, not just two. The original draft of this one was getting too long (it's all Doflamingo's fault, of course) so I felt that splitting it in two was the best solution to restore the story's balance. I hope you enjoy it and that it can make you laugh!

P.S. This fanfiction is a Nobody Dies/Everyone Lives AU. This is to say that in the timeline of this fanfiction Rosinante is alive (he succeded to save Law and now they are traveling around the world as they originally intended, sending the occasional postcard to Sengoku). I can't and won't subject Sengoku to the pain of having to give his son's killer the title of Warlord again, even if Cora is here just a barely mentioned minor character. Just so you know.

[rrandomtthings]

2023 was truly the year of one piece

[stillthewc]

YEAR OF THE FANGAN - APRIL EDITION

ꕥ DANGANRONPA: DECEPTION EXAMINATION ꕥ

Ah, Instaronpas. Despite Instagram not being very conducive to hosting fangans imo (unless I'm doing things wrong, navigating to older posts is generally a pain / it's very easy to spoil plot points by doing so), the slideshow formatting makes for a very unique type of experience, and the fandom-centric stories I've read on there (aka Total Ronpa Island and Penguinronpa, two fangans I look back on in high reverence despite never fully reading) invoke a special kind of nostalgia to me. So, upon seeing a ton of people on my feed talk about Deception Examination, I was bound to read it eventually. And, despite my admittingly-rocky reception to the prologue, what I discovered when I kept reading was a really fun story.

To start off, we have the cast. While I admit I wasn't the most receptive to them at first (I'm so sorry for judging you, Naga and Frankie), almost every cast member grew on me. While this mostly comes from their respective quirks being presented in super likable ways, I also think the deeper delves into the lives of the characters / perspectives really helps. Both the second and third killer are given insight into their home lives / how that affected their desire to go through with the murder, the Dream Theatre sections (Chester's in particular) give an internal dive of their desires and insecurities, and Edric Pluto's positing about survivalism and morality make him easily the best-written character in the story to me.

I also have to say this is the funniest fangan I've come across thus far. Vanity getting plastered before the Chapter 2 trial, Chester's Big Reveal™️ over his talent, and especially the non-canon April Fools post are some of the hardest I've laughed at a fangan's jokes before, and that's not even mentioning small, one-off jokes the characters make due to their bantering.

But all of that pales in comparison to my favorite part of the story: the cast interactions. Seriously, the prologue does a major disservice by solely focusing on Faith because damn, does this group of characters mesh with one another amazingly. Small, petty rivalries like Naga's and Arthur's, grounded and earnest relationships like Chester's and Milo's, and even small one-off interactions leap off the pages, as do large group events.

In fact, I'd say this one of the sole fangans I prefer the daily life to deadly life over: while the trials and investigations are certainly fun, losing cast members also loses their unique way of interacting with others, making it feel like there's a hole in the story now that they're gone. Because of this, every death has some sort of impact to me which, while definitely a positive, always makes me sad whenever deadly life inevitably has to show up.

Lastly, it's just such a cool novelty to have a fangan with ARG elements? As much as I enjoy the main story, there's something so neat about additional plotlines and characters being introduced in the super-spoilery side blog that should only be read once you're all caught up and (apparently) the Discord server. There feels like there's a whole other story brewing outside the one we're aware of, something I stumbled upon in happenstance after just wanting to collect some fanart references. And, while I'll warn you some of the mystery of the main story's spoiled knowing the ARG info, it's super duper fun if you want to create an even-more developed story experience for yourself.

And that's all I have to say this time around! Please check this story out if you get the chance, and I'll see you in the next YOTF report!

FORMAT: "Instaronpa" (written, but told through images that look like stills from a game/web video fangan)

WHERE TO FIND IT: Instagram (SUPER BIG PRO-TIP: For the love of all things holy, please navigate posts using the Google Doc sheet detailing all the story posts if you want to avoid spoilers! Almost every death was discovered by me due to having to scroll down manually, so don't make the same mistake!)

FAVORITE CHAPTER: Chapter 3. The daily life follows main character Faith's attempts at being a leader, while the deadly life serves as one massive teardown of her efforts. Mix that with one death that's super flashy and another narratively poignant, really good characterization for a lot of characters, and some super-emotional writing across the board, and you're in for a wild ride.

FAVORITE CHARACTER: Surprisingly, Christopher Polo. While he's a shy, quiet fellow who feels more comfortable exploring than socializing, his keen observational skills and general helpfulness also make him one of the few reliable braincell havers in the cast.

OTHER STANDOUT CHARACTERS: Frankie Instein, who quickly went from "character I wasn't a fan of" to "a goofy breath of fresh air with some of the tightest character writing / compelling character motivations in the story", and Arthur The LXIXth, whose noble-heartedness mixed with his overconfidence and casanova wannabe personality made me want to keep reading the story, prologue be damned (Plus his name translates to Arthur the 69th, for crying out loud! What's not to love?)

[moongothic]

I think its gonna be the straw hat grand fleet, been a while since we saw them and it would made sense they want to check on luffy after wano

A fair option, unfortunately I never cared about the Grand Fleet one bit so. I personally could not care less 😭 (Not to mention, although it could make sense for them to appear, there hasn't been ANY BUILD-UP, any suggestion they could show up right now on Egghead. Compared to like Dragon and BB who are fresh in our minds. Grand Fleet showing up now would only be useful if they were to become more important in the future again, but it would come kinda out of nowhere rn, and depending on what certain sideplots are going to lead to, might end up as a bit of a distraction maybe)

Also there is like a part of me that's like.

Would the Grand Fleet come and distract the Marines enough so Luffy and co can escape? 'Cause like. They'd be kind of just left to die, let's be real. Like they could probably deal with the Marine Fleet in general and stop the Buster Call, sure, but Saturn and co? Bro they're just gonna die 😭 They're gonna get wiped the fuck out

OR would the Grand Fleet distract the Marines and hindrance the Buster Call enough to allow Luffy and co to defeat Saturn, Kizaru, Lucci and Kaku? Is the crew even strong enough to do that, right now? Is Saturn going to die on Egghead? Or can he just TP back to Marijoa and leave the Strawhats with Kizaru and co?

I dunno, it could get interesting. But the Grand Fleet is my personal least favorite option

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1232: The Return of a True Demon (SSBU X Tekken)

4:23 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Dining Hall........

Silence. The entirety of the hall went dead silent as we join the League of Evil Villains and a shaking, incredibly pissed off Kazuya bare witness of an older, yet fairly muscular and slightly bald man crossing his arms and standing in front of their presence.

Bowser: No freaking way.....(Starts Whispering to Ridley) Is that really him?

Ridley: Maybe? I always thought he would look more demonic if anything.

Ganondorf: (Crosses his Arms) I was under the impression that he was killed.

Pichu: Pichu......

Sephiroth: Yes. This an surprising predicament indeed....

Dark Samus: Very surprising.....

Hades: (Chuckles Evilly) Well, I'll be eternally damned. Here I thought we would never meet in person. Welcome back to land of the living, Heihachi Mishima.

Heihachi: (Simply Nodded with a Proud, Evil Smirk on his Face) Hm. Yes. Thank you. Always nice to come back from another failed assassination. It's also an honor to finally meet you dastardly gentlemen and lady on this fine day.

Hades: (Raises an Eyebrow) An honor you say?

Heihachi: (Puts on a Huge Grin on his Face) Of course! I'd be crazy not to. I'm a fan of each of your works. Your "Profound Essence of an Underworld Soul" was perfection! Easily one of the best books I've ever read in years.

Hades: (Places his Hand On his Chest While Putting on a Bright, Smug Smile on His Face) Why, thank you!~ It's about time someone appericate my words of wisdom.

Sephiroth: (Turns to Hades) You've written a book before?

Hades: Yep. Back when I was in my greatest of primes. (Rolls his Eyes) When The Goddess of All Killjoys didn't nearly get on my case as much as she does now. (Crosses his Arms Together While Thinking) Goddess.....Killjoy....That might be something I could write about one of these days. My comeback is long overdue.

Heihachi: Well, you better expect me to be at the front line once it's all come out! (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh Before Turning his Attention to Sephiroth) Ah and you must be the One Winged Angel himself. (Grabs his Chin) Could've sworn that spiky headed punk killed you at one point.

Sephiroth: Oh, he has. Twice actually. But it wasn't too long before I was brought back to life thanks to Hades. Nowadays, i live my life how I see fit. (Forms a Small Evil Smirk on his Face) While mentally tormenting Cloud every chance I get.

Heihachi: (Chuckles Evilly) Nice. (Looks Down at Pichu Sitting on a Pocket Pouch Attached to Sephiroth's Chest) And who's this little guy?

Pichu: (Happily Waves Hello to Heihachi) Pi-Chu!~

Sephiroth: (Gently Rubs Puchu's Head) My one and only son, Pichu. He's been my pridand joy since the day we first met. Such a smart and handsome little fellow, even taught him how to shoplift one and pass with flying colors.

Pichu: (Winks at Heihachi) Pi-Pi.

Heihachi: (Let's Out Another Hardy Laugh) Spendid! Keep up the good work, kiddo, and you'll make your old man more proud of you than mines ever could, in no time flat!

Kazuya still shaking in anger and silence in the background of the group.

Heihachi: (Turns his Attention to Ridley and Dark Samus) It's great to see merciless monsters such as yourselves, take part of this Smash Tournament of yours.

Ridley: You know, I'm kinda surprised either of us got in the first place. But I ain't complaining. (Wraps his Arm Around his Girlfriend Next to Him) What about you, babe?

Dark Samus: (Happily Shakes her Head)

Ganondorf: (Watches Heihachi Laughing with the Others Along with Bowser) He seems reasonable enough. Even more so than his own son oddly enough....

Bowser: Yeah and he's supposed to be biggest asshole in their entire family. (Turns to Ganondorf) You think he's faking it?

Ganondorf: (Grabs his Chin) It's a possibility. We can't be too careless around him then, if that's the case.

Heihachi: (Makes Way Over to Ganondorf and Bowser) As long last, The two tyrants of evil! I take it you are the leaders of this "League of Villains Club"?

Bowser: (Points at Ganondorf Next to Him) He is. I'm more of a Co-Founder if anything.

Heihachi: (Starts Nodding his Head in Understanding) Ah I see. (Gives Bowser a Handshake) Still an honor to meet you nonetheless. I admire how find ways you terrorize your victims in most brutal way imaginable, in ever Mario Party, especially the first one.

Bowser: (Chuckles Lightly) Aww appericate it, man! (Forms a Proud, Cocky Smirk on his Face While Rubbing his Finger Under his Nose) I think you'll be happy to know that I'm invited to the party for once.

Heihachi: (Smiles Brightly) Ahh is that right?Congrats! (Forms an Evil Smirk) Bet your antics finally broken their spirits in half, didn't it?

Bowser: Uhhh.....

Bowser's mind starts turning blank before it pictures an imagine of Peach angrily crushing his tail with the palm of her hand, couple that with the sound of his agonizing screaming ringing through his self conscious.

Bowser: (Takes a Gulp Before Shaking and Putting on a More Nervous Looking Smile) Y-Yeah.....Sure......S-Something like that.....(Laughs Nervously and Awkwardly)

Heihachi: (Points Ganondorf to Bowser) What's his problem?

Ganondorf: He was tasked to go through three straight months without doing hitting on the princess. it's practically killing him inside.

Heihachi: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Is that right? Poor bastard. (Turns to Ganondorf) In the meantime, I would like to apology for bringing miserable mistake of a first born to existence. I can tell he's been a nuisance to deal with in your universe.

Ganondorf: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) You don't know the half of it. He should consider himself lucky I don't feel the need to drop him down to a nearby abyss.

Heihachi: ('Hmph') (Rolls his Eyes) Knowing him, he'll probably find some convulted way to come back. He's a Mishima after all, whether I like it or not....

Ganondorf: Given how insanely convulted our universe is already, I wouldn't even be slightly surprised. ('Sigh') But I suppose his presence nowadays isn't nearly as irk some as it was the first day he arrived here.

Heihachi: Kazuya Mishima, being a decent person to be around for once? I don't believe it.

Kazuya: He.....hachi......

Ganondorf: (Groans While Him and Heihachi Turn Their Attention to The Form Devil Gene Warrior) Speaking of which......

Heihachi: Kazuya, one of my biggest disappointments in life! Almost didn't recognize you over there. What the matter?~ (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face) Didn't expect your old man to back from the pits of hell this year?

Kazuya: H......How......

Heihachi: (Leans Himself Over to Lean an Ear) Huh? Speak up, boy! I can't hear you from all that sulking you're doing over there.

Kazuya: How....in the actual....everlasting, condescending-(Angrily Stomps his Foot Down on the Ground, Creating a Small Carter Around Him While Getting Everyone Else's Attention Along the Way) FUCK WERE YOU ABLE TO COME BACK TO LIFE!!!?

Hades: And here we go.

Sephiroth: (Hands Pichu a Small Bag of Chips) Chips, my son?

Pichu: (Happily Accepts the Chips) Pichu!~

Bowser: (Glares at Kazuya) What the hell, man!? I just cleaned those floors since this mornin-

Kazuya immediately gives Bowser to most Intimidating glare and growl he could ever muster at the same time.

Bowser: ('Gulp') Okay. Continue.

Heihachi: Don't try and act all tough in front the only friends you have, boy. It's embarrassing.

Kazuya: (Latches onto his Face So Hard in Pure Frustration) How is this even possible? I punched you DIRECTLY at your heart, with all of the might I had left at the time. When you were at your most vulnerable!

Heihachi: ('Tch') Please. As if that one measly punch can put me down permanently.

Kazuya: I spent hours making sure that volcano was completely melting your entire body down to the core!

Heihachi: Well, you probably did a pretty lousy job considering I got out of there on my own two feet.

Kazuya: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ALIVE TO BEGIN WITH- ('ARGGHHHHH') (Starts Taking a Deep Breath Before Walking Back and Forth) This can't be real. This CANNOT be happening right now. My life was finally turning around for the better. How am I supposed to celebrate and drink the night away, to your demise when you're not even in your COFFIN TO BEGIN WITH!?

Heihachi begins to burst out laughing before looking back at Kazuya for a brief second and laughing again.

Heihachi: Wait. (Turns Back to The Rest of the Villains) He's serious?

Villains: Yup./Pi.

Hades: Homeboy been getting himself and his entire army wasted every time they visit your grave, for three to four days straight.

Kazuya: It was one of the very few things that genuinely makes me happy in life......

Heihachi: Wow. That's sad and pathetic. Even for you, Kazuya-

Kazuya: SHUT. UP!

Without warning l, Kazuya lands a strong, electrical surge right hook punch onto Heihachi's cheek, much to almost everyone's suprise

Hades: Up! Stand back, people! We're about witness another family feud in here!

Sephiroth: Here's hoping it goes somewhere this time.

Heihachi: ('Heh') (Forms Yet Another Evil Smirk, Completely Unfazed by His Son's Fist Pressing onto the Side of his Face) Come now. Is that really the best punch you could throw at your old man? I'm starting to think you're losing your touch.

Ridley: Well, he did lost his devil powers months ago- (Gasps Before Quickly Coverong his Mouth and Shutting Up)

Heihachi: (Chuckles Evilly) Oho is that right? (Smirk Grew Wider) Very good to know.

Kazuya: (Angrily Grits his Teeth at Ridley Behind Him) I am going to kill you one of these days, bird!

Dark Samus: (Gives Kazuya the Death Glare) Harm him and I'll kill you myself.

Bowser: (Glares at Kazuya as Well) Count me in! No one's allowed to kill Ridley except for Samus!

Ridley: Yeah- (Turns and Glares at Bowser) H-Hey!

Dark Samus starts pouting at a now sheeplishly smiling Bowser in silence.

Kazuya: (Groans in Pure Annoyance Before Turning his Attention Back to his Monster of a Father) Doesn't matter. I may be powerless now, but make no mistake. My hatred towards you has always been my driving force and I will not rest until I crush your entire body to pieces and drag you down to hell's deepest core, where you belong.

Heihachi: Boy, you can keep trying tobstop me with all the might you have left. (Puts on an Evil Grin as He Struggles Against Kazuya's Fist with his Own Fist) You will CERTAINLY fail every step of the way!

Kazuya: The only thing is gonna fail today is that heart of yours after I'm DONE WITH YO-

???: KAZUYA!!

Kazuya/Heihachi: Huh?

Villains: Hm?

Everyone turn their attention to the League's more newer member, Jun Kazama, making her way over to her devil-less husband, very displeased at what she is witnessing.

Jun: That is enough! Stop this.

Heihachi: (Genuinely Surprised to See his Thought to be Dead Daughter-In-Law Right Now) Well, I'll be damned......

Kazuya: (Glares at his Wife) Stay out of this, Jun! Do you have any idea what's going on right now-

Jun: Heihachi's back. I can see that clearly

Kazuya: Then you should know I have to put him out of his misery! Again!

Jun: No, you don't! Not in the current state you're in!

Kazuya: Jun-

Jun: (Grab Hold of Kazuya's Shoulder) JUST LISTEN TO ME, OKAY!? I don't like this as much as you do right now, but you can't keep letting his presence alone get the better of you like this. You may be his son- (Forms a More Pleading Looking Frown on her Face) But I know that you're a far better man than he'll ever be deep down. Please......

Kazuya looks back at Heihachi before turning his attention back to his wife, one of the very little number of people he genuinely respects and care for.

He has never been the type of person show any signs mercy to anyone that dares stood in hus way, not even his own family flesh and blood. And while he personally find this "Road of Redemption" Jun has dragged him into as a complete time waster in it's own right, even he could never deny how much it means to her and that she's more than willing to believe in him when everyone else consider him a loss cause at first glance.

So, to prevent breaking the heart of the woman he loves, Kazuya let's out a sigh of defeat as he reluctantly moves his fist away from Heihachi's wrinkled face before lowering it down.

Kazuya: There. I'm done. You happy?

Jun: (Happily Hugs Kazuya From Behind) Very. Thank you, my love.

Kazuya: (Turns Away) Uh-huh. (Starts Blushing a Bit) Sure.

Hades: ('Sigh') And just like that: It's over.

Ganondorf: (Looks Down at his Watch) Hm. It ended a lot shorter than I thought it would.

Heihachi starts brushing out laughing once more, leaving his son and in law very unamused.

Heihachi: (Wipes a Single Tear Away From his Eyes as He Tries to Die Down his Laughter) Hohohoo man!.....The loss of your Devil Gene really took a toll on ypu these days, haven't it? Mr. Tough Boss Man ain't so tough-

Without warning, Heihachi suddenly gets held up and put on a dangerously tight choke hold at ease by Jun Kazama, of all people, much to almost everyone's shock.

Bowser/Ridley: Oh shit!

Ganondorf: How in the-

Hadea: (Let's Out an Evil Laughing Before Putting on a More Sinster Smirk on his Face) Excellent~

Kazuya: (Eyes Widened in Awe by Jun's Sudden Behavior) !!

Heihachi: (Trying Desperately to Gasp for Air) J...J....J.....J....u.....n......

Jun: I'm only going to say this once. (Looks Up at Heihachi With a Very Menacing Glare on her Face) Stay away from MY family! (Eyes Turns to Bright Light as Her Voice Start Sounding More Powerful and Angelic) Or else......

Heihachi: Okay!......Okay......I promise......I'll back off....I swear to you!....(Shakingly Crosses his Fingers Behind Him Without Anyone Noticing Before Getting Drop on the Ground)

'Thud'

Heihachi groans in pain as he rubs choked free neck.

Jun: (Gives Heihachi One Last Glare) I'll hold you to it. (Grab Hold of her Husband's Hand as She Walks Them Off to the Door of the Patio) Come, Kazuya. Let us go out and cool off for a while.

Kazuya: S-Sure......

''Door Opens and Closes'

Sephiroth: Well. That just happened.

Ganondorf: I did not expect this type hostility from her of all people. (Slowly Claps his Hand) Bravo, Jun Kazama.

Hades: Kazie better thank the lucky stars she still falls for him these days and never let her go. That woman's a definite keeper right there.

Heihachi: (Groans While Getting Himself Back Up on his Feet) Whoopity doo.......

?????: Dad!

The gang then turn their attention to the younger member of the Mishima Bloodline, Reina, happily extends her arms out with Zelda and Mewtwo standing along with her.

Reina: It's really you!~

Heihachi: (Happily Extends his Arms Out to Reina in Return) Daughter!~ It's been so long!~

Heihachi walks over to his daughter to give her a hug as the two share a wholesome laugh with one another as the others watch.

Heihachi: So, how have you been these days?

Reina: (Happily Hugs her Father Back) As well as I hoped it would .I'm acing my classes in the university, my combat training has improved a lot these days, made it fairly far in the latest Tekken tournament months ago, (Eyes Suddenly Starts to Widened as She Remembers Something) Ooh! And also-

Reina starts whispering the next few details into Heihachi's ears, each of which starts to intrigued him the more seconds goes by the clock.

Heihachi: Ahhh I see. (Forms Yet Another Sinster Smirk on his Face) Very interesting discovery indeed.

Reina: (Proudly Nodded) Of course. (Gimmicks her Father's Smirk as her Own) Want me to show it to you as we head out?

Heihachi: Let's. (Turns Back to the League of Villains) Sorry to cut our conversation short, everyone, but my daughter and I are about to head out now!

Mewtwo: (Raises an Eyebrow at Reina) Already?

Reina: (Smiles Sheepishly at her Two Newer Friends) Yeah, our father-daughter bonding time is long overdue at this point. Hope you two don't mind.

Zelda: (Smiles Back at Reina) Not at all. Hope you two have a good time together.

Bowser: We would ask you join the League with us, but-

Heihachi: Nope. Say no more. I don't mind being excluded. I pissed the boy and his wife off enough for one day, with my presence alone. I do hope we see each other around though.

Ganondorf: (Simply Nodded to Heihachi) Of course, if you don't get killed off again by then.

Heihachi: (Let's Out Another Hardy Laugh) Don't you worry, Ganon! (Puts on a More Serious Look on his Face) I'll make sure that will NEVER happen again. (Happily Waves Goodbye to Everyone as Him and Reina Walks Out of the Room Together) Anyways, we'll see you all next time!

Reina: Byyyyye!~

Zelda: (Happily Goodbye to Reina Along with Pichu) Bye, Reina!~ See you later!~

Pichu: Pichuuuu!~

Zelda: ('Sigh') Alright. We'll bite. (Turns To Everyone Else Present in the Room) How is that Heihachi person alive again? Didn't Kazuya killed him and drop him off in an active volcano somewhere?

Ganondorf: (Shrugs) No idea. We've been trying to figure that out since he first got here.

Hades: (Starts Snickering) You two should've seen how the look at Kazie's was throughout the whole ordeal. I really thought he was gonna bring his Devil Gene back the very moment he punched his face.

Ridley: Please, that's nothing compared to how Jun nearly choked the daylights out of him.

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock Along with Mewtwo) Wait, WHAT!?

Mewtwo: That happened?

Bowser: Yeah, no joke. She just went up to his face and lifted him off his feet as she choking him, It was wild!

Sephiroth: They're out in the patio in case you're wondering where they are.

Mewtwo: I see. That interaction must've taken a lot out of both of them.

Zelda: (Frowns a Bit) Yeah. I don't blame them considering the history they have with that man.....(Grabs her Chin While Thinking)That being said, it kinda surprised me that he treated Reina a lot better in comparison. I wonder why that is.....

Hades: (Shrugs) Favorism probably. Daughters do tend to get more attention from their fathers than the sons ever could in some cases- (Rolls his Eyes) I have enough that shitshow in my family tree already, but that's neither here nor there. (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face Again) Who wanna bet he'll try and turn on her next?

Sephiroth: Bonus points if it happens at the very last second.

Villains: (Starts Nodding Their Heads in Agreement) Oh yeah/ Yeah/Uh-huh, definitely.

Ganondorf: I can definitely see that happening from a mile away.

Pichu: Pi

Zelda: Well, I hope it doesn't. Reina's heart will be crushed completely otherwise.

Mewtwo: (Closes his Eyes) Only time can on that instance alone, Zelda.

Zelda: (Sighs as She Place her Head onto Mewtwo's Shoulder) I know....It doesn't hurt to be a little hopeful about it, right?

Mewtwo: Not at all. It's the only thing we can do at the moment.

Meanwhile Out in Front of the Smash Mansion's Entrance.........

Reina: (Transform Herself into her Newly Acquired Devil Form) So? What do you think, father?

Heihachi: (Chuckles Evilly at What is Shown in Front of Him as He Strokes his Mustache) Yes.....Very impressive indeed, my child. Now my first phase of the plan is complete.

Reina: Not that I don't trust you or this plan of yours completely and all, but didn't you used to hate everything Devil Gene related? What makes you okay with me become one?

Heihachi: ('Tch') Used to? (Angrily Balls Up his Fist While Shaking his Arm Entirely) I still despise that cursed genetics since the very day I had to kill and bury my own wife to the ground! ('Sigh') But I've since grown tired of fighting off against it these days, even more so now that I know that your failure of a brother doesn't possess one of his own anymore.

Reina: So you figured the best way to gain back all the power you've lost in the past, is to work alongside it?

Heihachi: (Smirks Yet Again) Precisely. I may not be as powerful as I was back then, but with the help of my teaching I stow upon you and your fellow disciples back at the temple, we will crush our enemies to pieces, with an iron fist and take back what was wrongfully from me!

Reina: (Starts Smirking Evilly as Well) The Mishima Zaibatsu.

Heihachi: Correct. See? I knew you were my second favorite for the a reason.

Reina: (Heart Begins to Melt) Awww~ Thanks, Dad- Wait. Second?

Heihachi: Yep. Right Next to Kuma II!

Reina: (Groans While Giving her Father a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Seriously? You have an that dumb BEAR as your son?

Heihachi: (Gives Reina a Fatherly Glare) Hey, be nice. He might not be the smartest mammal of his kind, he's far more loyal and dependable than he looks. You should try getting to know him more often.

Reina: (Rolls her Eyes) Oh believe me, I tried that already, but he's too laser focused on that panda bear to even bother noticing that I exist.

Heihachi: (Grabs his Chin) Yeah, I don't know why he's still pining for that girl after all this time......(Shrugs) Eh, I'm sure that's something we can worry about later. Right now, we must return- (Points Up at the Sky) To the Temple!

Reina picks her father up in her arms as she gruntingly flies them both off to their current hideout: The Genmaji Temple.

Happy Berated National Daughters and Sons Day, Everybody!!!

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