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jasmines-library · 11 months ago

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This might be a weird request, but can you take your favorite song and make a batfam story with it? I saw the “Kristy, Are You Doing Okay?” fic and immediately folded I loved it so much <3 <3 <3

The Ghost of You.

YES YES YES! It's really hard for me to just pick one song, but this came to mind so i thought i'd give it a go. Also this probably wasn't what you were after anon, so i'm sorry. You're all going to hate me after this :(

Summary: After your death, the batfam struggle to navigate their lives without you.

Warnings: This fic deals with death (mildly graphic) and the aftermath, contains suicidal thoughts, grief, unhealthy ways of processing grief and some other heavy content so please be advised.

Word Count: 2k

⛤ BATFAM MASTERLIST ⛤

I never said I'd lie and wait forever

If I died, we'd be together

I can't always just forget her

But she could try

Tim was the first to arrive too late.

Your body had already careened over to the side, collapsing into a puddle of your own blood. Tim faltered as he made his way over to you, gawping at the arrows that protruded gruesomely from your stomach, your shoulder and the back of your knee. That was what had taken you down: a well placed shot to the back of the joint. The other two followed as insurance. To ensure that you would bleed out.

And even though Tim was right there, he faltered. Even though he could see the way your chest spluttered as you fought for air, he couldn’t bring himself to move. His hands shook. His lips trembled. And if anyone was focusing hard enough they would have been able to see the glint as water collected in his eyes.

Then came Jason, grappling down from the building. He had heard it before he saw it. Grimacing at the way your cry was followed by two more, he was gripped tight by a fit of rage. Mercilessly he took out the two crooks in front of him so he could dash to your side. He should have been helping Nightwing and Batman, but at that moment all he could focus on was your safety.

He managed to gather himself up enough to try and press around the arrows, but your blood pooled through the fabric of your suit and your breathing had slowed to nearly nothing. Tim had finally got himself to move and he was sure that he heard someone call your name. Though he couldn’t remember if it was himself or Jason. Either way he too pressed down harshly around the arrow to try and staunch the blood flow. And it should have hurt. God, you should have been thrashing and screaming. But you just lay there, spluttering as you faded. Tim didn’t know what was worse; but he came to the conclusion that the sound of your agonised scream was better than waiting in this near listless silence.

“Just hold on, Raven.” Jason. But you would have never guessed it from the way his normally firm voice wavered. “We’re going to get you to help…j-just a little longer.

Then you moved. Your hands shifted to lay atop of theirs and you strained your head to see them. Tim’s stomach dropped as you looked at him with your hooded eyes and small smile. A gesture of consolidation. You were trying to tell them that it was okay. It made Tim want to hurl. How could you be thinking of them in a time like this?

“Y/N..?” Tim muttered. He should have used your vigilante name. He didn’t care.

“s’okay” you slurred as your eyes fluttered at him. You could no longer make out much as your vision became a blur of colour. Jason palled at the sight of the crimson that stained your teeth as a sickening contrast to the paleness of your skin. He wanted to look anywhere else, like to Dick and Damian who were still trying to take down the criminals who just wouldn’t quit, but he couldn’t tear his eyes off of your face.

“S’gonna b-be ok..”

“No…” Tim was crying now. They both were. Neither made any effort to try and hide it.

“P-promise you won’t do…any’thn stupid-” you mumbled.

Tim brushed his thumb over your hand. He couldn’t. He didn’t want to but he would. For you. “I promise…”

You wanted to turn your attention to Jason, but your eyes fluttered and you could feel your strength fading.

“ Love you…” Then, your chest rose… and fell as you took your final breath.

At the end of the world or the last thing I see

You are never coming home, never coming home

Could I? Should I?

And all the things that you never ever told me

And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me

The manor was silent. Deathly silent.

And even though the manor was the busiest it had been for a while it still seemed so empty. It was almost like the minute that your heart stopped pumping, so did all of the life in the manor.

Dick hardly slept. He spent his nights staring blankly at the ceiling, letting his thoughts carry him away because if he didn’t his mind would torture him with pictures of you. He had thought about it. He had thought about it a lot actually. Especially after he had seen your body being lowered into the ground sealing you into nothingness. You were gone.

Dick remembered Jason and Tim uttering something about promising not to do anything stupid. But he wasn’t sure. They didn’t talk much anymore. He thinks he remembered them saying that they had promised you. But he hadn’t. And so the thought crossed his mind often. If he was only brave enough to do it. Oh, what he would jive to see even just a ghost of one of your charismatic grins again. Or to hear your laughter as you sang to your music poorly in your room across the hall. You often used to keep the door open, just a crack as a form of comfort blanket and that let your voice carry through the hall. But now the door was firmly closed.

Pull yourself together. Dick blinked away the film that formed in his eyes. Though no tears fell; he had cried himself dry a long time ago. You wouldn’t want this. Dick had tried to tell himself. But it seemed everything he did reminded him of you. Reminded him how he was never going to see you again. And it hurt. You were still so young. You had your entire life ahead of you to live and Dick yeared to have seen it. But it was ripped away from you cruelly like candy from a child.

Ever get the feeling that you're never all alone?

And I remember now

Your bloodstained face was burned permanently into Tim’s mind. It was there every time his eyes drifted closed.

Each time he finally got himself to sleep, there you were. Crying out his name.

He should have been quicker. Tim scolded himself often for this. He thought that his fumble could have been the difference between you living and dying. But of course, he had frozen. His body had refused to function no matter how much his brain screamed at him to just move! But he was frozen. He remembered watching fearfully as Jason, who was much further away, dropped to his feet from above and tried feebly to help. If only he had been just that little bit quicker. If only he had been paying attention then you wouldn’t have gotten hurt in the first place.

He was sitting in the batcave, staring blankly at the monitors. Not because he wanted to but because someone had to. Though him being there wouldn’t have made much difference. All of the shapes on the screen had blurred into one colour.

Tim had never felt more lonely sitting in the plush chair because usually you would be there with him. Cracking a joke or two, or reminding him he needed to go to sleep with a gentle touch on the shoulder or his hand. Sometimes Tim thought he could still feel it. A phantom pain: like when someone loses a limb.

You had become such an important part of his daily life that his body yeared for your touch or the sound of your voice. He yearned for the warmth of your fingers, but then remembered that the last time he felt them, they were ice cold and covered in your own blood.

At the top of my lungs in my arms, she dies

She dies.

Jason was angry. He had never handled his grief well, even from a young age. And his coping mechanisms were far from healthy. Whilst his brothers spent their time reserved to themselves, Jason was searching for revenge. But he had promised you he wouldn’t do anything stupid.

So he found his solitude in a punching bag.

Your scream piercing through the air. A punch to the bag so hard that it swung violently on its bolt.

The feeling of your blood trickling around his fingers. A right hook.

Your cold and clammy skin against his as he removed his gloves to trail his hands along your face. Another.

Your last words falling from your tongue. Punch.

Your chest rising as you spluttered. Punch. punch.

Your last exhale. Punchpunchpuch.

He kept going until his knuckles were a mangled and bloody mess and he felt like his jaw might snap from how much he had been clenching it.

Jason didn’t bother to wrap his knuckles as he trudged towards the shower, despite how much they burnt and throbbed. But for some sick reason he couldn’t wrap his mind around, he savoured it. Almost as a punishment for not being able to save you.

When he slipped into the shower, he still couldn’t stop the flood of images ricocheting around his head like a broken record that still somehow managed to play no matter how scratched up it was. He thought he might have found some solace in the feeling of the water trickling over his skin, but all he found was his mind confusing it for the feeling of your blood on his skin.

Jason let out a cry of anguish, bringing his fists to clench at his hair as he sank to the floor and began to cry.

And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me

For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me

If I fall, if I fall down

Damian had seen a lot of death in his life. That came as part of being a human weapon. But no death tore him up as much as yours.

He would forever remember the cold that gripped him when he saw Jason with your body in his arms. He had never felt so empty as Bruce tried to pull him away. Damian had fought against him, nearly clawing at his father to try and get to you, but Bruce just held him close and pressed Damians face into his chest to shield him from the horrors in front of him. But it was too late. He had already seen your mangled body and he couldn’t help the way his body trembled as he clung to Bruce like a scared little child.

And Damian would never admit it, but he was scared.

Scared of how everything would play out now that you were gone. Scared that you were angry at him for being so far away. Scared that because he wasn’t there when it mattered most, that it might happen again.

He should have been there. Damian cursed to himself.

He had been on the other side of the building trying to deal with the last of the crooks. Dick was with him for a time, but had finished up much earlier than Damian and had fled as soon as possible. Damian should have picked up then that something was wrong.

But he didn’t.

And he was so frustrated with himself for not. He should have been better. Should have taken the criminal down with one blow and followed his brother to your side. Surely with all four of them there, you would have made it… right?

He wasn’t so sure.

He wasn’t sure of much anymore. No one was. And they all felt so betrayed because you being by their sides was one of the things that kept them going everyday. And now…

One thing they did know for certain though was that you were gone. And no matter how much they yearned for you, you were never coming home.

🦇 BATFAM TAGLIST:

@aestheticdaisies

@hell-o-kittys

@mamapucket

@xxrougefangxx

@hearts4robs

(I'm sorry.)

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wordsbyrian · 1 year ago

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Short: The Call - USWNT x Reader

Summary: Y/N gets the WWC call up facetime from Vlatko while being weird and it devolves from there.

A/n: One of my silly ideas finally completed. That's 3.75 of 7 fics from this poll completed/posted.

One of the biggest moments of your life and you go and fuck it up by being, well yourself.

It's not like you didn't know to be expecting the call. It's just that you weren't expecting it to be a facetime in the middle of the day on your day off.

Which explains your state of… disarray, so to speak, when you fumble to answer the phone, not looking at the caller ID.

“Hello,” you grunt, placing your phone back on your desk at an angle so you can continue your process.

“Hey, Y/N,” the familiar voice of Andonovski rings out in the room. You can hear him pause and take a deep breath before he speaks again, “What in the world is on your head?”

You all but freeze when you hear him and his question makes you slowly raise your hands and remove the over large mask you're wearing.

When you do, you’re unsurprised to see Vlatko staring at you waiting for an answer.

“It’s a Sontaran head, sir,” you say nervously.

“A Sontaran head?”

“It’s a character from one of my favorite shows,” you explain, “there’s a convention coming up and… that’s not important. Is there a reason you're Facetiming me?”

“Well, I wanted to see the look on your face,” he says.

You’re still holding on to the Sontaran head, clutching it to your chest as you begin to realize what this call could possibly be about.

“I just needed to let you know that you’ve been selected for the World Cup roster.”

You’re sure the look on your face resembles that of a fish, mouth wide and gaping while your eyes stare unblinkingly as you try to process the information you’ve just been given.

You’re going to the World Cup.

You.

The World Cup.

You’re so shocked that you have to double check that he really meant to call you.

“Really? Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure,” Vlatko says, “Unless you would rather not come along.”

You answer very quickly, a sharp no shooting it’s way out of your mouth.

“No,” you repeat, “I definitely want to come, thank you.”

“Alright then we’ll see you at camp in a few weeks.”

“I’ll be there.”

Vlatko congratulates you once again before saying goodbye and ending the call, leaving you sitting there holding your Sontaran head with only 2 thoughts on your mind.

The first being that you need to call your older sister and tell her.

And the second is that you really hope the facetime wasn’t being recorded by the social media team for one of their weird projects. It seems like the type of thing they would do and if your teammates saw this you would never hear the end of this.

You weren’t so lucky.

Because just over a week later, you’ve been forced into a meeting room with the rest of the girls to watch videos that you now know are of everyone getting called up.

Kristie, Lindsey and surprisingly Kelley cry and Trin looked like she had been in the middle of a run. But there’s nothing as odd as you answering the phone with a glorified potato head on.

And well the teasing has already started.

“So, Y/N,” Kelley sys, sliding up next to you, “When do you plan on having us take you to our leader?”

Before you even really get a chance to respond, Sonnet appears on your other side pulling you into a headlock.

“Before you answer that we need to know the secret to defeating you,” Emily asks.

Rolling your eyes, you pull the older woman’s hands off you while answering, “I could tell you but you would just use that information to bully me.”

“What?! I have never bullied you a day in either of our lives.”

“Well there was that time you convinced her that the bus had left her behind and let her run all the way to the training field,” Kelley says.

“Or the time that you let me believe that,” Sonny cuts you off.

“Ok so maybe I have in the past been a little mean to you,” Emily groans. “But! But, I do actually want to know more about it. You said it’s from your favorite show, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Well what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t know about your favorite show?” “Friends don’t need to know everything about each other,” you tell her walking away.

2 weeks later, the day before you’re set to fly out to New Zealand for the World Cup, your nap is interrupted by someone pounding on your room door.

Opening it up, you’re surprised to see Emily and Kelley standing there, a laptop in hand looking distraught.

Before you even have a chance to ask them what's up, Kelley all but shouts in your face.

“Why didn’t you tell us?”

“Uh, what?”

“Why didn’t you tell us that your nerd show makes you fall in love with the characters only to make them leave in the most heartbreaking ways,” Sonny asks, shoving the laptop into your chest. “Everytime you start to like a character, they get rid of them!”

Still shocked, you can barely stutter out a response.

“I genuinely have no clue what you guys are talking about.”

“It’s not right,” Kelley is shouting again,. “Rose, lost in another universe. Martha, just up and left because she couldn’t take almost dying every day. And the Doctor had to wipe Donna’s mind to save her life! It’s not right and it's not fair.”

It finally clicks.

“Oh man, you guys are in deep huh?”

“And we have so many questions.”

“Come on in, nerds.”

#woso imagine #woso fanfics #woso x reader #uswnt fanfic #uswnt x reader #uswnt imagine

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battyaboutbooksreviews · 2 months ago

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🌈 Queer Books Coming Out in October 2024 🌈

🌈 Good afternoon, my bookish bats! Here are a FEW of the stunning, diverse queer books you can add to your TBR before the year is over. Happy reading!

❓What was the last queer book you read?

[ Release dates may have changed. List below! ]

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❤️ Take a Sad Song - Ona Gritz 🧡 Showmance - Chad Beguelin 💛 Redundancies & Potentials - Dominique Dickey 💚 Alexander - Karla Nikole 💙 Rest in Peaches - Alex Brown 💜 Rise of the Wrecking Crew - Kalynn Bayron ❤️ Language Lessons - Sage Donnell 🧡 Legend of the White Snake - Sher Lee 💛 Sorcery and Small Magis - Maiga Doocy 💙 Cried Out - Kate Hawthorne 💜 Skysong - C.A. Wright 🌈 No Rules Tonight - Kim Hyun Sook, Ryan Estrada

❤️ My Mother's Ridiculous Rules for Dating - Philip William Stover 🧡 I Shall Never Fall in Love - Hari Conner 💛 Castle Swimmer - Wendy Martin 🧡 The Hollow and the Haunted - Camilla Raines 💙 How Does That Make You Feel, Magda Eklund? - Anna Montague 💜 The Arizona Triangle - Sydney Graves ❤️ Every Rule Undone - Nancy S.M. Waldman 🧡 Mister Nice - Jamie Jennings 💛 Under the Mistletoe with You - Lizzie Huxley-Jones 💙 How to Fall in Love in a Time of Unnameable Disaster - Muriel Leung 💜 The Snowball Effect - Haley Cass 🌈 This Will Be Fun - E.B. Asher

❤️ Our Evenings - Alan Hollinghurst 🧡 Don't Let the Forest In - C.G. Drews 💛 Finding Delaware - Bree Wiley 💚 The Reeds - Arjun Basu 💙 The Bloodless Princes - Charlotte Bond 💜 Women's Hotel - Daniel M. Lavery ❤️ Alex McKenna and the Academy of Souls - Vicki-Ann Bush 🧡 A Vile Season - David Ferraro 💛 Synchronicity - J.J. Hale 💙 Writ of Love - Cassidy Crane 💜 Di-Curious - Erin Branch 🌈 Swordcrossed - Freya Marske

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❤️ The Sound of Storms - Anya Keeler 🧡 Country Queers - Rae Garringer 💛 A Spell for Heartsickness - Alistair Reeves 💚 The Stars Inside Us - Kristy Gardner 💙 October's Ocean - Delaine Coppock 💜 Haunt Your Heart Out - Amber Roberts ❤️ The Dark Becomes Her - Judy I. Lin 🧡 Power Pose - Emily Silver 💛 The Magic You Make - Jason June 💙 House of Elephants - Claribel A. Ortega 💜 Tegan and Sara: Crush - Tegan Quin, Sara Quin, Tillie Walden 🌈 The Brightness Between Us - Eliot Schrefer

❤️ The Spring before Obergefell - Benjamin S. Grossberg 🧡 Pray For Him - Tyler Battaglia 💛 Coup de Grâce - Sofia Ajram 💚 Coal Gets In Your Veins - Cat Rector 💙 He Who Bleeds - Dorian Valentine 💜 The Revenge of Captain Vessia - Leslie Allen ❤️ Camelot's Tower - Brooke Matthews 🧡 The Manor - Tiffany E. Taylor 💛 Arcanum - Ashlyn Drewek 💙 Strange Beasts - Susan J. Morris 💜 On Vicious Worlds - Bethany Jacobs 🌈 Death Song - B. Ripley

❤️ Best Hex Ever - Nadia El-Fassi 🧡 I'll Be Gone for Christmas - Georgia K. Boone 💛 Make My Wish Come True - Rachael Lippincott, Alyson Derrick 💚 Gentlest of Wild Things - Sarah Underwood 💙 Troth - E.H. Lupton 💜 Solis - Paola Mendoza & Abby Sher ❤️ Lucy, Uncensored - Mel Hammond, Teghan Hammond 🧡 Mama - Nikkya Hargrove 💛 Under All the Lights - Maya Ameyaw 💙 Reclaimed - Seth Haddon 💜 The Devil's Dilemma - Alex J. Adams 🌈 The Jovian Madrigals - Janneke de Beer

❤️ Blood Price - Nicole Evans 🧡 Worship Me - K.C. Blume 💛 All the Hearts You Eat - Hailey Piper 💚 The Nightmare Before Kissmas - Sara Raasch 💙 Rogue Community College - David R. Slayton 💜 Mistress of Hours - Emma Elizabeth ❤️ The Dog Trainer's Secret - Sav Uong 🧡 Most Wonderful - Georgia Clark 💛 Antenora - Dori Lumpkin 💙 House of Frank - Kay Synclaire 💜 Sir Callie and the Witch's War - Esme Symes-Smith 🌈 Prince of Fortune - Lisa Tirreno

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bteezxyewriter12 · 5 months ago

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Mistake

Pairing- Jungkook x Named Reader

Word count- 5.2k

Includes- Threesome, FxF, voyeurism, fingering, pussy eating, cum eating, face riding, cock riding, missionary, sex from behind, multiple orgasms, fluff

Tag List- @mingtina @jaxminnie @yeosayang @delightfulmoonbanana @tannie13 @y00nzin0 @marsstarxhwa

@borntowalkaway @soulseobi05 @kpop-bambi @seokwoosmole @meowmeowminnie @realisticnotes @effielumiere @svnbangtansworld @pinkies-things @insomniacatiny @marvelfamily3000 @amyz78 @blueie-things

Masterlists- check out for more fics

📝Masterlists 📝BTS Masterlist 📝Jungkook Masterlist

J POV

“You really wanna do that Kookie?”, I ask

He nods

“Are you sure? You’re not gonna get jealous, are you?”

He scoffs, “No. Jealous of what? We’re not together”

I roll my eyes

“We don’t have to be together for you to be jealous of someone else sleeping with me.”

“Maybe if it was a guy but it’s a girl. That’s fucking hot”

Of course it is

To him

Every guy wants to see two girls together

I have never been with a girl

Not that I’m opposed to it

I’m not

My thinking is if I like someone, I like them, doesn’t matter if it’s a girl or a guy

It just so happens to have been guys so far

Jungkook is my best friend since we were kids

We stayed friends even when he left to be a part of BTS

And for the last three years we’ve been sleeping together

For him it’s sex

For me it’s love

I’ve been in love with Jungkook since we were fourteen

But he never looked twice at me

I know how he feels because he always comments on how beautiful or sweet other female idols or girls are

He’s comfortable talking to me about girls he likes and thinks are hot

Whatever

So we just have sex

And now he’s asking if I would sleep with a girl while he watched, then possibly join later

I’m not opposed to it so I agree

I always wanted to know what it was like to be with a girl

The only thing is it’s a girl he knows

A staff member for BTS

Who's apparently bi-sexual and has asked Jungkook about me

Apparently she saw me with him and she thought I was pretty

I’ve only slept with him but I really don’t know if he’s sleeping with other people

He could be sleeping with her too

“When do you wanna do this?”, he asks

“I dunno Kookie. Whenever. Doesn’t matter to me”

“Ok, uh tomorrow?”

“Damn that’s quick”, I smirk

“Well you said-”, he starts to protest

“I’m kidding, Jesus”, I cut him off

He glares at me

He takes out his phone and sends a text

His phone beeps right away and he checks it

“She said tomorrow works for her”

He has her number?

“Have you slept with her?”, I ask nonchalantly

He looks at me, “No. You’re the only person I’ve slept with so far.”

My stupid heart bursts in happiness

“Until tomorrow”, he adds, crushing the stupid happiness

So he does want to sleep with her too

Whatever, he’s not mine so I can’t say shit

But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt

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The next day, Jungkook comes over with the girl at 7 p.m.

“Hi”, she says, “I’m Kristy”

She’s really beautiful and hot

This is the kind of girls that are around Jungkook everyday?

No wonder he’d never want me

Not with girls like this. I never had a shot

I smile at her, “Hi, I’m Joanne”

“I know. Jungkook told me about you”, she smiles

“Oh?”

“Yeah.”

Jungkook and I stand there awkwardly

But Kristy just smiles and takes my hand

“You’re room is this way?”, she asks

Damn, she’s quick

I nod and she pulls me behind her with Jungkook following

My apartment is small

There’s only two rooms aside from the living room and kitchen

The bedroom and bathroom

It’s not hard to navigate

We get to my room

She puts her bag down and she just grabs me and kisses me

It feels the same as kissing a guy

“Jungkook said he wants to watch for awhile.”, she says

I nod

I brought a chair from the kitchen in my room before they got here

He goes to it and sits

“Joanne”, Kristy says and my eyes snap to hers

“Relax. I know it’s your first time with a girl but I’m gonna make sure you have fun ok?”

I nod again, not nervous at all

It's surprising

She leans in and kisses me again

Her lips are really soft and they taste like strawberries

Lip gloss, I guess

She licks my lip and I open my mouth letting her slip her tongue in and massages mine with hers

Wow

She’s a great kisser and she’s turning me on

Her tongue is pierced like mine and it feels amazing

I kiss her back and put my arms around her neck

She’s my height so I don’t have to reach up or stand on my toes like I do with Jungkook

She pushes me back on the bed and follows me

She moves my hair from my face and attaches her lips to mine again, slowly touching me, running her hands up and down my body

“Touch me”, she says

I realize I’m just sitting there

So I move my hands and I touch her sides

She feels good

I just have to loosen up

And stop thinking about Jungkook who’s sitting there

So I move my hand to her breast and I squeeze

She moans in my mouth and I feel myself get a little wet

Kristy suddenly pulls away, my shirt ripped off my body

My bra follows in the next second

She giggles, “Your tits are huge. I bet Jungkook loves playing with them”

I blush

He does

“I love big boobs”, she tells me then kisses me, touching both of my breast with her hands

“Oh fuck your nipples are pierced. That’s so hot”, she moans between kisses

One of her thumbs flick my nipple and I get more wet

It feels so fucking good

I pull away and grab her shirt and rip it off her

Then I unclasp her bra and throw it at Jungkook

It lands on his leg and he lets it fall on the floor

Her breasts are a good size, not too big, not to small

When I touch them she moans

She pushes me down and starts sucking on one of my nipples

“Oh fuck!”, I moan

“Yeah baby, now we’re getting somewhere”, she smiles

Her tongue swirls around my nipple, then she bites on one of the balls of my piercing and tugs

The tugging sensation floods my body with pleasure and I get soaking wet

When she pulls away, I lean up and wrap my lips around one of her nipples

She moans and I get more confident

I suck on her nipple while squeezing her other one

After a minute I switch

She’s making so much noise

I want to know if she’s as wet as I am, so I push her on her back and lay next to her, my mouth back on hers

I slip my hand under her panties and jeans, moving down and touching her

I moan in her mouth as I feel how fucking wet she is too

I’m feeling kind of proud of myself for turning a girl on

I sit up and undo her jeans

“Mmm you want pussy now?”, she teases

I nod and pull everything down and off

Her fucking body is smoking hot. She’s grinning at me and I rip her legs open

“Yeah baby girl is getting rough. I love it”

I lean down to her lips, catching hers in a kiss while my hands go back to her pussy

At least now I know what to do

I know what we like

I use my fingers to rub her clit in circles

“Oh god”, she yells in my mouth

I pull away from her and keep rubbing her quickly

Her hand has an iron grip on my other arm

I slide my fingers in her and start pumping my fingers in and out

She feels so wet and warm, yelling and moaning

When I feel her tighten up, I know she’s gonna cum

“Joanne fuck”, she yells

“Yeah baby, cum”, I growl and she does, yelling loudly

Holy shit, is this how Jungkook feels when he does it to me?

Because it makes me feel great

I pull my fingers out of her

And fuck it, I’m curious

I slip my fingers in my mouth, tasting her

Not bad, she’s pretty good

No where near as good as Jungkook but still

“You like how I taste?”, she asks, smirking

I nod

“There’s more if you want it”, she teases

I find myself wanting more

I shrug and lay down between her legs

I look at her pussy

I’ve seen my own in a mirror but I’ve never seen another girl’s

She’s smooth, clean shaven and wet again

I decide to just do it

Putting my tongue on her, I swipe up her pussy, making her jump

She tastes good

I make my tongue flat on her and I lick right in the middle of her pussy, my tongue ring rubbing her too

“Yes”, she cries and grabs my hair, “You’re fucking tongue”

I move to her clit and flick it over and over with the tip of my tongue

Then I suck on it, hard

“Aaaaaa”, she cries

I alternate between her clit and the rest of her pussy

The one thing I didn’t expect is that it’s messy

All of her juice is all over my mouth, lips and chin

Then again I may just be doing it wrong

She’s enjoying it though so that’s a win

“Oh God, Joanne, fuck”, Kristy moans and she cums

I feel her cum in my mouth and I just swallow it

I keep licking her until she stops moving

I like it when Jungkook does that so I do it.

Then I keep going

“Jjjj..Joanne…”, she moans

“Again”, I say running my tongue up and down her, tasting all of her and loving it

“Fuck Joanne, you’re so good at this. How are you so good at it?”, she cries

I honestly don’t know

I put my tongue, flatly on her clit making sure the ball of my tongue ring is touching her and I move it quickly

“Yes fuck. Oh my god!”, she cries, her body shaking

Her reactions are making me feel really good

Is this how Jungkook feels when I shake and scream?

It only takes a few seconds of me playing with her clit for her to cum in my mouth again

“Yes yes yes! Joanne! Fuck!”

I lick all her cum up before pulling away, sitting up, and wiping my mouth on my arm

Kristy sits up and pulls me in a kiss

“You’re really good at eating pussy. You sure you never did this before?”

I shake my head, “No. I just thought of what Jungkook does to me and I tried to do it to you”

“He’s a good teacher then”, she smirks glancing at him

I completely forgot he was there

He hasn’t made any sounds or even moved

When I glance at him, he’s not even looking at me or her

He’s looking at the floor

Why isn’t he watching?

I’m doing this for him because he asked and he’s not even paying attention

Suddenly I feel my legs get pulled out from under me and I fall back on the bed

“Shit”, I gasp

Kristy is already pulling my pants and panties off before I know it

She really doesn’t waste anytime

She opens my legs and attaches her tongue to me

“Holy shit!”, I shout

She moves her tongue rapidly and pleasure washes over me

I feel the ball of her tongue ring on me and it feels so good

Fuck she’s amazing at this

I watch her for a minute, until she sucks on my clit

Then I moan, close my eyes and push my head back into the pillow

My hands clutch the sheets under me as she continues

“Fuck, Jungkook was right. You taste fucking incredible”

What?

He talks about that with other people

Why?

And that’s embarrassing

She moves her tongue on my clit, rubbing the same spot over and over

My body starts to tremble

I turn my head, just moaning and feeling the pleasure

I open my eyes and I meet Jungkook’s eyes

He’s just staring at me, at my face, not at what she’s doing to me, which is what I assume he’d want to see

I can’t read his face

He’s not frowning but he’s not happy either

Whatever

I can’t worry about him right now

I close my eyes again

I just want to feel her tongue on me and not think

She sucks my clit again and I feel myself explode from the feeling

I don’t even think as I scream, “Jungkook, fuck, oh god, Jungkook!”

Suddenly the pleasure leaves and I lift my head up

Jungkook is pulling Kristy off me

“Ok that’s enough. It’s done. Get dressed”, he orders

“But I’m not done”, she protests

“Yeah you are. Put your clothes on. I’m driving you back to your house. Now.”

“What the fuck Jungkook? What’s your problem?”, she shouts

“Just get dressed. We’re going now”

He picks up Kristy’s clothes and shoves them at her, then herds her out of my bedroom

He doesn’t look back at me or even speak to me

And I’m just stunned

A few minutes later I hear my front door open and close, then it’s quiet

What is his problem?

He wanted this

Now he’s pissed?

Or maybe he’s not

He didn’t even look at me

Maybe he wants her and is going to her place to fuck her now

My heart breaks at that thought

I can’t keep doing this to myself

I can’t keep loving him when there’s no chance

I’m gonna have to stay away from him for a little while

I get up and lock my door then I go head for a shower

🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

Jungkook POV

I’m driving back to Joanne’s apartment

I’m so fucking stupid

Why did I ask for this?

I thought it was what I wanted

But I was so wrong

I couldn’t watch her with Kristy

I couldn’t because I wasn’t enjoying it

I thought it’d be hot to watch but it wasn’t

All it did was make me so jealous and angry at myself

I wanted Joanne to be kissing me instead of Kristy

I wanted her to be touching me, using her mouth on me, moan because of me, cum because of me

When she did cum, she screamed my name

She still shouted my name even though someone else was getting her off

When I heard that, I couldn’t let it happen anymore

I didn’t want Kristy touching her or even being near her

Today showed me loud and clear that what I’m trying to hide is true

I love her

So much

I started feeling this way almost a year and a half ago

But she’s my best friend

No way she’d feel like that for me

Also I’m an idol

It would be extremely hard for me to have a relationship

Especially with all the ARMYS

I’m not dumb, I know a lot of our fan base thinks I’m the hottest or whatever because I’m the youngest

I get compliments all the time and I’m a lot of girl’s bias

But I don’t care because Joanne’s not the one saying it

And I feel that ARMY wouldn’t accept me having a girlfriend

It’d have to be a secret and that’s not fair to her

We’d never be able to go out in public together

I’d never be able to hold her hand or kiss her anywhere besides the dorm or her apartment

But I love her

She’s the only one I want

Today showed me that I don’t want anyone else touching her but me

I don’t want to see her with anyone else but me

I want her to love me

To be with me

I know it’s not fair but I want her to be mine

And I’m going to her place to tell her that

Hopefully she’ll feel like I do and agree to be with me

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It’s around ten when I get back to her apartment

I knock on the door

I don’t think she’s asleep

She’s on break from college so she doesn’t have school this week

I knock again and hear footsteps through the door and she opens it

And I just stare at her

She’s changed into shorts and a tank top

Her hair is wet

She probably showered after I left

Every thought leaves my mind when I see her

I just want her

“Jungkook, what are you…”

She doesn’t finish because I pull her close and kiss her

I’m relieved when she responds and kisses me back

I kick her door closed and pull her body closer

I slide my tongue in her mouth and touch hers

She moans a little and I get so turned on

I need her

Right now

I pick her up, her legs wrapping around me and carry her to the bed, laying her down and go on top of her

She runs one hand up and down my torso and fire runs through me

She makes me feel so good and we haven’t done anything yet

I pull away and sit on my knee

I grab her tank top and rip it down the middle to get it off her

I do the same to her short

She’s not wearing any bra or panties so she’s completely naked under me

She sits then takes my shirt off and pulls my pants and boxers down

I help her get out of them then lay back on top of her, with her legs open so I can lay between them

As soon as her skin touches mine, I shiver

I love the feeling of her against me

Just her body touching mine…it’s the best

I kiss her, then move to her neck, to the spots she loves

This time though I suck on her skin and leave hickies all over

She’s mine and no one else’s

Everyone has to know she’s mine

“I’m going to make you feel so good baby”, I say between kisses, “Better than anyone else could ever make you feel”

“Kookie”, she moans

“I’m going to touch you better than her, I’m going to eat you out better than she ever could, I’m going to fuck you better than anyone.”

She moans and grabs on to me

“You better get ready baby girl because you’re going to cum non-stop tonight. You’re mine”

She whimpers and I love hearing it

My lips trail down to her nipple and I take it in my mouth

“Fuck”, she yells

I know how to make her cum just from playing with her nipples

I love biting and pulling on her piercings

When I do that without stopping she cums

I don’t need to touch her

But I want to tonight

I’ve been aching to touch her since I walked through her door earlier with Kristy

So I pull on her piercing, feeling the hard metal in my mouth and my hand on her clit

She’s already soaking and I love it

I start moving my hand on her and she responds by pulling my hair and making sounds

Sounds that drive me wild

I slip in two fingers and start to fuck her that way, while still sucking on her perfect nipples

She cums within a minute, groaning

I quickly let go of her nipples and pull my fingers out, instantly slamming my tongue on her pussy

“Kookie!”, she yells

I smirk at how she jumps, then I continue to lick her

I know what she likes and where better than anyone

I know how to make her cum in an instant and to keep her orgasming

And that’s what I’m going to do to her

Tonight is all her

I don’t care about me in the slightest

I want to make my baby feel good

I tug on her clit a few times and she orgasms again

I love the way she tastes and I can never get enough

I have to force myself away from most of the time

My tongue slides in and I lick her all over

All it takes is a few swipes and she’s coming again, screaming my name and covering my tongue with her delicious cum

“Kookie! Fuck Kookie!”

She’s still yelling Kookie

I need to change that

I don’t stop licking that spot and I get her to cum two more times, her body trembling more and more each time

I pull away and maneuver her so she’s on her knees, holding on to the headboard

Then I lay down under her and pull her pussy to my mouth by her hips

I run my tongue along her cunt making her shout out in pleasure

I want her to fuck my mouth, so I move her hips back and forth to tell her what I want

She gets it and she starts moving and grinding on my tongue by herself

I love this so much

I love when she uses my tongue to get herself to cum

I don’t know if other guys like going down on girls but I do

Only to her though

I don’t get why anyone wouldn’t like it

Maybe other girls taste bad?

I don’t have that problem with her

She tastes fucking incredible, all of her- her skin, her wetness and especially her cum

I love the feel of her sliding on my tongue, every part of her pussy touching my tongue

And just knowing that I turn her on this much, is such a huge turn on and power trip

“Cum baby”, I say, then I suck on her clit

"Jungkook!“, she screams and releases on my tongue again

Finally

She’s calling me Jungkook

That means I’m giving it to her good

"Don’t stop Jungkook. Don’t stop”, she whines

“You wanna cum again baby girl?”

“Yes”

“On my tongue?”

“Yes, Fuck yes”

I clamp on her clit again and gently use my tongue and teeth to tug and pull it

She shouts and shakes above me, orgasming hard

I don’t give her any time to relax

I pick her up from her thighs and bring her down on my cock

“Yes fuck”, I shout

“Oh my god, Jungkook”, she cries when I start to thrust up into her while I keep slamming her down

“Fuck baby. You’re body is so sexy”, I compliment her

Her body is

She has a small frame since she’s short

She has a small stomach and waist with fucking huge beautiful boobs that are bouncing so hard from how hard I’m fucking her

And they’re real which is even better

Her hips and thighs are just perfect, her ass is small but perfectly round and she has long fucking legs that are to die for, even though she’s short

Really her body is all tits and legs

Add her tattoos to that and I was a goner the first time I saw her naked

“Baby”, she yells

“C'mon baby, I know you wanna cum again”

She lets out a scream as she goes over the edge again, tightening on my cock making me shout too

She tries to move off but I hold her on me

“Not done yet baby girl. I told you, you’re coming non stop tonight”, I smirk

“Jungkook…I..ccaa”

“Don’t tell me you can’t because you can. You’ve done it before”

“Ye…yeah but..”

“No buts Jo. Let me make you feel amazing ok?”

“O…O ok”, she stutters

I bring her down on me over and over. I don’t thrust up because I’m scared I’ll cum and I don’t want to yet

The pleasure is already so intense

Her pussy was made for me

She fits around me so well, like a glove

She’s so tight and I love being in her

It’s my favorite place to be

I slam her and hold her down when she screams again, shaking and coming hard

I flip her on her hands and knees and pound back in

“Jungkook, I..”

She can’t get out the words

“I wanna stay Jo. Please, can I stay in you?”

She nods quickly, “Yea, baby, fuck, yea”

I fuck her mercilessly, her screams getting louder with each thrust Reaching around I play with her clit while I’m ramming her

“Yes Jungkook, don’t stop. Harder, god fuck me harder”

I move harder in her and by her squeezing I know she’s about to go She explodes on me with another loud yell

I move my hand off her clit and move her back and forth on my cock with her hips

“Baby, Goddamn, I love seeing your cum on my cock. It turns me on so much.”

She doesn’t answer just moans sounds

I love watching myself go in and out of her pussy

I feel her building up and she orgasms again

I lost count of how many times I made her cum

But I’m not done yet

I flip her over to her back, hold her legs open and thrust back in

“Fuck Jungkook, your cock is so hard. It feels incredible”, she shouts

“I’m happy you like it baby”, I answer as I snap my hips hard and fast, going in deeper and deeper

I’m getting to her spot that can make her orgasm within seconds of each other

Her body and hair is drenched in sweat

Mine is too but I don’t stop

Sweat from my hair drips and falls on her stomach

Her eyes are closed and she’s breathing really heavily

My eyes land on the hickies I gave her and I feel my possessiveness over her come roaring back

“You’re mine”, I yell, slamming hard

She yelps and opens her eyes

“Do you hear me? You are mine”

She nods, “Ok”

“No, ok. I fucking love you and you’re all mine.”

Her eyes widen at my words and I hear what I’m saying but I’m too far gone to care

I want her to hear me

“No one else touches you but me. No one else fucks you but me. No one makes you cum but me. No one kisses you, only me. I love you and you’re mine. Only mine. Understand?”, I shout

“Yes! Jungkook yes. I..I love you too”, she yells

She loves me too

I’m so fucking happy

“I love you Joanne. You’re mine and I’m yours. Only yours. No one touches me except for you, ok?”

“Ok, yes,”, she nods

I hit her spot making her scream and I keep slamming it over and over, fast and hard

I love hearing her screams

I watch her as her eyes close and she screams my name coming so intensely

“Jungkook. Jungkook!”

She clenches me so tightly, that I’m having a hard time pushing through

But I want to keep hitting her spot

I want her to orgasm more

Her pussy is creaming all over my cock, clenching me in a death grip, tears falling down her face from the pleasure

And still I keep going, waiting for her to call apart

I slam into her as hard as I can and she screams the loudest I’ve ever heard her scream when she cums this time

“Jungkook!”

The overwhelming pleasure takes over my body and I shout her name when I cum, deep inside

“Joanne!”

I know it’s a lot and it last longer than usual because I must have been fucking her for an hour straight and the pressure inside me was immense

But it’s the best orgasm I’ve ever had

Her body goes limp and I clumsily fall right on top of her

I know she must be exhausted but she still immediately puts her arms around me, holding me close to her

I wrap my arms around her body, hugging her back

I just lay on her, listening to her rapid heartbeat

After a while of silence and us just getting our breathing and heartbeat normal, I pick my head up and look up at her

I thought she was asleep but she’s not

She’s looking at the ceiling but when she feels me move she looks at me

And smiles her beautiful smile

“I love you”, I tell her

She reaches out and moves my hair off my face

“I love you”, she answers

“Do you really?”, I ask shyly, scared she’s just saying it

“I do. I’ve been in love with you since we were fourteen”

Fourteen?

That long?

Why didn’t I see it?

I’m such a fucking idiot.

If I’d just open my eyes, I could of had her since we were teenagers

I feel like a total jerk

“I…I didn’t know”

“I know Kookie. I hid it from you”, she replies

“I’m sorry”

“Not your fault”, she shrugs, “But do you really love me?”

“One hundred percent. I’ve been in love with you for a long time but I kept pushing it away”

“Why?”

“Because I was scared you wouldn’t feel the same. And that you wouldn’t want to be with an idol. It’s not easy with my schedule and it has to be a secret. We can’t do normal couple things like go out in public together or be affectionate in public. I know it’s not fair to you and I was scared you’d think it wasn’t worth it”, I confess, “And I’m still scared of that.”

“Don’t be. Of course you’re worth it Jungkook. I’ll do anything to be with you. I always would have. So what if it’s going to be hard? Life’s not easy. We’ll work everything out. As long as I’m with you I don’t care. As long as I can hold you and kiss you when we're alone, I don’t care about being seen in public. I don’t care that it has to be a secret. As long as I have you and you love me nothing else matters.”

She’s saying everything I wanted to hear and from the look in her eyes, I know she’s telling the truth

She really wants me

And I want her so fucking much

“So, uh, this means you’re mine?”, I ask shyly

“Yes Jungkook. If you’re mine?”

“Definitely.”

She smiles at me and I get up and kiss her, long and gently

“I love you Joanne”

“I love you Jungkook”

I kiss her again and this time I touch down her body

When I get down to her, she’s wet again

That’s good because I’m hard again

I sit up and hold her legs up, position myself right there

“Again baby?”, she giggles

“Yea baby girl. I told you over and over. You’re not sleeping tonight. I’m gonna make you cum all night”

“Good”, she smirks

She’s such a little shit sometimes

Lucky for her I love her so much

I thrust inside her and we both yell at how good it feels

“Round 2”, I whisper

“Then more? All night?”, she asks

I nod and she smiles

We kiss again and then I start moving

#jungkook fanfic #jeon jungkook fanfic #bts jungkook fanfic #jeon jungkook smut #bts jungkook smut #jungkook smut #bts fanfic #bts smut

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darkmaga-returns · 28 days ago

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Memo to Trump, Kennedy, and Kristi Noem, new appointee to head up Homeland Security—

I’ve now come across two reports about the ongoing tragedy and crime in Western North Carolina (WNC).

People STILL living in tents. FEMA not coming across with money and shelter.

Regardless of your position on the war in the Ukraine, it’s disgusting and maddening to see billions of dollars going to support the Ukraine AND pittances or nothing going to these families in North Carolina (and I assume Florida).

Then there is this: the land grab.

Matt Van Swol ([at]matt_vanswol) on X describes it this way (Nov 19, 2024) (link in footnote):

The “land grab” narrative you’ve been hearing from people in #WNC is NOT a conspiracy theory.

Here’s how it works:

a) Your family lives on 30 acres of land by the river, worth approximately $225,000

b) Helene rolls in and wipes out your home and floods about 50% of your land

c) You now live in a tent with your kids and have applied to get a temporary housing unit from FEMA

d) FEMA shows up, takes a look around and says “sorry, we can't give you a trailer to live in on this land, you are in a flood zone!”

e) You say, “Ok, I don’t want to live in a tent with my kids anymore, what should I do?”

f) FEMA says, “You can sell your land to us for the current tax evaluation of $18,000 and we will put you up in a nice warm RV.”

g) You say, “Wait, I can’t sell this land for $18,000! It’s worth at least 10x that and it’s the only asset I have.”

h) FEMA says, “Ok, no worries. Bye.”

i) Now you are stuck living in your tent with your 3 kids wondering if you should sell the only thing you have left to your name just to have a warm place for your family to sleep.

That’s the land grab.

People should be in prison for this.

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yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr · 1 year ago

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guess who watched the from s2 finale? me, and i’ve got some shit to say (spoilers ahead))

reactions:

(warning: spoilers + cursing + super long post (summary at the bottom))

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-alright let’s go, boyd wyd just standing there

-why are you looking for randall’s body- like- what’s the point in that

-jUMPSCaRE oh sHIT HES ALIVE

-oh fUCk julie’s screaming now

-oh shit it’s gonna be marielle next

-SHIT I WAS RIGHT

-boyd why are you back in that place

-oh fuck she hearing the music??? oh shit is something bad abt to happen??

-screaming?? OH JULIE AND RANDALL AND MARIELLE

-yo her nose gon bleed??

-WHATS HURTING THEM SARA WE MUST KNOW

-language kenny

-NEEDS THEM FOR WHaaT

-oh fuck boyd brought it that’s not good for his conscience

-too late for whAt??

-tabitha. tabby. the tower is nOt the answer. don’t please don’t

-reggie that smile fake af you better not do something dumb

-FUCK YEA MARRIGE

-jade what are you doin- *gets jumpscared by jade smashing the glass* oh ok

-oh it’s the bartender dude

-jade having the same shit as boyd w/ khatri?? (rip my dude)

-interesting method

-nO NOT THE TUNNELS

-awh no don’t be upset boyd :(

-reggie. oh shit. this can’t go well

-fUCKING SHIT YOU JUST WH-- REGGIE YOU ARENT RANDALL

-oh fuck who’s he gonna shoot

-jade you brave dumbass

-alright who else thinks that string gonna get cut or some shit

-oh fuck don’t lose your flashlight

-NOT THE FUCKING DOLL AGAIN

-boyd i understand your pain but i don’t think cursing out god is gonna help

-donna oh my gOD what an icebreaker

-awh no poor kristi :(

-boyd!!! it’s marrige!! don’t miss the marrige!!

-oh fuck jade

-what the fuck those kids saying anyway?? ahncewy?? encehwy??

-oh yay it’s another vision

-yo vic them trees move again??? oh hey clinking--

-OH MY GOD VICTOR GIVING TABBY THE SNACKS I CaNT

-THIS SWEET TRAUMATIZED OLD MAN LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

-aaand now he’s alone

-*gasp* YAY MARRIAGE

-oh my god ellis you’re so fucking adorable

-a literal golden retriever

-boyd istg if you don’t show up to your sons wedding imma hurt you

-YAYY HES HERE

-AWWW HES GONNA WALK HER LOOK AT THIS IM GOING TO DIE

-*is just dying of fluff overload the entire time*

-uhhh boyd you good

-oh fuck

-REGGIE DONT YOU DaRE

-FUCK

-oh he’s dead. go boyd

-BOYD YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU GOT SHOT AND YOU STILL GOIN THERE??? BOYD. BOYD YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION BOYD-

-oh fuck we back here

-yo that old man still there??

-OH SHIT ITS JULIE AND MARIELLE AN RANDALL

-wait hol up- does that mean the same thing happening to jul/elle/randy happened to the old man???

-SMASH THE MUSIC BOX S M A S H I T

-FUCK ITS YOUR DEAD WIFE

-fuck don’t listen to her

-FUCK she makes a good point

-FUCK SHE COULD BE LYING

-GOOD ON YOU BOYD SMASH THE FUCKING BOX

-THEY LIVE THANK THE FUCKING GODS

-oh wait oh shit what abt tabby don’t you dARE HURT HER-

-nah man am i the only one concerned abt randall being left alone shit didn’t go well last time

-p l e a s e jim where is your wife

-the buzzing oh shit i knew something was off

-…quiet before the storm???

-TABBY FINALLY

-my fibromyalgia could not handle those stairs mmMm

-those damn children’s voices

-how that shit even turning smh

-oh we going up

-those windows don’t look safe tabby

-what a beautiful view

-OH THERES A KID

-biw (boy-in-white) wdym- oh don’t you dare- OH FUCK TABBY OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

-DONT YOU DARE END THERE

-oh my god she’s in a hospital room

-wait what

-oh fuck don’t tell me she was in a coma and it was all her imagination

-wait no that wouldn’t track

-wait

-oh fuck

-don’t tell me it kicked her out and left her family in there

-don’t do this to me or her

-OH FUCK OH SHIT

-OH MY GOD

-*incoherent sobbing*

as a summarization: what the fuck

#from #from 2022 #from 2023 #from series #from epix #from tv show #from mgm+

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things-arent-what-they-seem66 · 5 months ago

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Apple: ok, Steven

Steve: Steve.

Apple: whatever, I’ve brought you here because you need a room now.

Apple leads Steve into a storage closet

Apple: here’s your room. I got you this sleeping bag I found in a dumpster to sleep on, I tried to wash it off so it’s a little wet and don’t ask about the stains, I tried to get them out but I couldn’t.

Steve: I wasn’t going to-

Apple turns on a pink nursery lamp: and here’s a lamp since the ceiling light won’t work. Ooh! here’s a microwave, you can cook soup in this thing.

Steve: right…

Apple: I also got you a coloring book and some crayons incase you’re bored, there’s puzzles there too if you’re interested.

Steve: thanks I guess.

Apple: this is as best as you’re gonna get, my papa told me to give you the worst room we’ve got but dad said it still needs to be semi-comfortable.

Apple: also, I know what you did to my papa, not cool man. Anyways, I’m gonna do my homework now, my parents are asleep so if I need help on something I’ll ask you for help.

Apple snaps her fingers and Steve teleports close to her

Apple: pretty cool, right? My dad taught me that one.

Apple, leaving: I’ll see you later then, good bye.

Steve sits on the wet sleeping bag and gets the coloring book: just great.

(I’m also really curious how apple and Kristy first met, I have a design for her and wanted to share)

HAHAHAHA GET WRECKED STEVE!!

Bro fucked around and found out.

They met after she fell. Similar to Adam falling she was on the streets and met her by chance.

The reason why she fell is very dark

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer x adam #ask #fan kids

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ssa-atlas-alvez · 2 years ago

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ok so I got a cliché trope, but like, it always brings pain. Reader (any gender) is in a relationship with either luke or reid and are getting married, the other person is their best friend (ex. if reader dates reid, luke is the best friend) who's always been in love with them. He has to watch the love of his life marry someone else. Drunkenly he tells someone else and there's this exchange.

"Why didn't you ever move on?" the person asked. "I tried. God, did I try. Nothing worked. And when I knew they were getting married, that they would vow their lives together, I just knew it would happen. I will love them as long as they are his."

Luke has many regrets in life, probably too many to count. But none of them had bitten him in the ass as much as this one: you. You were his best friend and he wholeheartedly supported every decision you had ever made (and was there to comfort you when you fucked up). But he didn't ever tell you how he felt, he just acted like a good friend. He didn't want to cross a line. And then you started dating Spencer and Luke wasn't going to be That Guy, so he didn't say anything. Then you got engaged, he followed his new life motto 'grin and bare it'. And now he's at the wedding with a new motto: get drunk and forget about it.

Which led him to where he was now. God knows how many drinks in and confiding in Matt. "I just love them so much, man," He mumbles, signalling for another drink. "And Reid's a good guy, I know he's a good guy. But it hurts they aren't with me."

"Why didn't you ever move on?" Matt asked.

"I tried. God, did I try. Nothing worked." Luke snorted, "I did everything short of leaving the team."

Matt stared at Luke and Luke threw back another shot. "Too late now," Luke muttered, "Too little too late,"

"Hey guys, enjoying the celebration?" You ask, walking up to the pair.

Luke straightened up, doing his best to act sober, "Of course!" He grinned, "Congratulatuons again,"

"Thank you for standing up there with me," You give him a small smile. In the moment, Luke felt like the rest of the world disappeared, melting away into the background. "Oh, one second, the husband's calling!" You laugh, emphasising the husband.

When you left, Luke turned back to the bar, downing another shot. "Luke, this isn't healthy," Matt said. "Look, why don't you come home tonight with me and Kristy? We can watch some TV, drink some water, and you can sleep in the guest room, how about that?"

"Even with your ten kids, you still have a guest room? How big is your house?"

"Hey, five kids." Matt argued, "Come on, Kristy looks pooped, we'll probably be leaving shortly, if you want to take me up on the offer?"

Luke turned his head slightly, you and Spencer coming into view, a sour, bitter feeling settled in his chest and he nodded. "Yeah, thanks."

"No worries, man. We're brothers."

#criminal minds fanficiton #criminal minds #spencer reid #gender neutral reader #gn reader #luke alvez #matt simmons #x reader #x gender neutral reader #x gn reader #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x gender neutral reader #spencer reid x gn!reader

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dogstarmoonheart · 2 years ago

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how do you make this stuff It's amazing <3

have a lot of similar questions like this in my inbox atm. this is me answering some of em’ in one go :) (hope that’s ok)

what tools do I use? : I major in “theater and film production” which have supplied me with the very useful skill of photoshop. That, “messages” and “procreate” (digital illustration app) is what I’m working with.

how long does an image take to make?: it depends really..If I have a template ready? 10 minutes tops. what really takes time is creatin’ a conversation I don’t wholeheartedly despise. If I make, let’s say 10 images, half of them will be thrown out. Sometimes I just give in and post some shitty ones in a state of utter defeat though..

preferred fan-cast?:

James = Nick Green

Remus = Paul Ahrens

Sirius = Eren M. Güvercin

Peter = Lewis Capaldi

Frank = Matthew Gray Gubler

Lily = Faith Collins

Marlene = Beatrice Kristi (when blond)

Mary = Alexandra Shipp

Alice = Carey Mulligan (when brunette)

Regulus = Timothèe Chalamet

Barty = Felix Mallard

Evan = Constantin Ostendorf

Pandora = Elle Fanning

Dorcas = Taylor Thompkins (the model)

that’s all for now, kisses!!

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

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obscure-song-tournament · 2 years ago

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Obscure Song Tournament Masterpost - Round One!

Bracket images + list below the cut. (Long post)

Extremely apologies for that fucked up formatting, it was the easiest way for me to set it up & now I don’t feel like redoing it <3

BRACKETS

Matches will be updated with links when the posts go up :-) (links removed when votes finished. Link link whyyyyy </3)

虚に産まれた毒蟲達の選択 - Haint VS. Keep Away - Insane Driver

Manchester - Lana Wild VS. Pulp Friction - Fool Heavy

Scatterbrain - Casual Tees VS. Dopamine - The Fundementals

Angelic 2 the Core - Corey Feldman VS. Sad Hit Song - V is for Villains

Cosmos - Jawbreaker Reunion VS. Patches - Jawbreaker Reunion

John Congleton & The Nighty Nites VS. Away From You - Nicole

New Dance - DEERPEOPLE VS. Not My Good Side - Deafpony

Maple Leaf Etc. - Maxshh VS. Give Me a Moment - 2far2jump

Goodbye Goodnight - Eudora June VS. Mama - Eudora June

The Helper - Giannah Noelle VS. The Hummingbird - Miss E

Worm Song - Sunny Side Down VS. Victim of a Siren - Seraph Siege

There’s a Darkness (but There’s also a Light) - The Wild VS. Ray - Dylans TIE

Alive - GON VS. Red - Oh Dorian

You are Loved - David Lamotte VS. Getting Around to it(Maybe) - Ollie Oxyn

Timed Out - blockkids VS. Where U Goin? - Half In the Bag

All That I Am - Maia Grandy VS. For Me - Dearlie

The Hidden Word - Noe Venable VS. Echo in the Hills - Carrie Elkin TIE

Hold Onto Myself - Yendawg VS. YOUR GALAXY - ROZLYN PELL

critter song - tidepooler VS. Juliet and Juliet - Kactus Kid

Low Rent Truman Show - Marc with a C VS. Body Heat - Guard Petal

Pub Money - Bag of Cans VS. Take a Peek - Heat Above

Daddy Daedalus watched me GO DOWN IN FLAMES! - lonely carp VS. The Danger - Patricia Wallinga(twt: @ pwallinga)

Call Me Captain - Emrys Layne (tumblr: @ callmecapt) VS. Insecurity Impermanence - Ian Woodside

Deep Blue - Grapefruit VS. You’re So Hot To Me - Commuted

Fly Octo Fly Piano Arrangement - Original - ButterShutter VS. PIANO GAMES - Hazma Notes

Devil’s Game - Lonovve VS. Worst in the World - Uncle Outrage

Cheese (Original Mix) - Cheese VS. The Best Poop of Your Life - Squatty Potty

Сопряжение сфер - Ясвена VS. Hokutoshichisei no Ichiya - Akiko Ikuina

Pink Clouds - Sammy J VS. There Will be Someone at My Funeral Who Doesn’t Want to be There - Sammy J

The Crayon Song - Class of 3000 VS. Eco - Jim Valley

Kinky Murder Machine - Slav the Dog VS. TECVM CIRCVMAMBVLARE NOLO - John Linnel

Imagination - Niel Innes VS. Me & Nikolai - Pale Young Gentlemen TIE

Checking My Pulse - Alix Olsen VS. Eat Your Heart Out, Sigmund Freud - Mollie Maxwell

Pink Lemonade - Kristi Krause VS. Don’t Want You - Carpark

Home(Here) - Big Tree VS. Runaways - Big Tree

Przyszłam do miasta - Ballady I Romanse VS. 10,000 Days - OK Glass

Cross My Heart - Richard Myhill VS. Hurricane - My Cat Umi

Bitches (Do as Bitches Are) - Brain’s All Gone VS. Rotten - Missouri Surf Club

Born To It - Freefonix VS. No Place Like Home - Freefonix

8:15 - 3:30 VS. last week/month/year - rain

Pointillize - Raccoon Fink VS. Tokyo Koya - Van

execute - ninty VS. Bloodlust - ninty

Better Red than Dead - KELChip VS. Bloodbird - KELChip

EGO - Powderpaint VS. Tax Evasion Scheme Artist - Golden Line

.. - subeteanatanoseidesu VS. Fictional Girl - cindersnow

Nighttime (I fall asleep) - SamX VS. No Time at All - MORE

GOTH BITCH DUB - 621 gecs VS. BORKYCORE - ida deerz (ft. kaj strife)

To.Get.Her - Nixis VS. Hyper Arcade - Glass Daydreams

Dusk and Dawn - Das Fi VS. Full of Light - Le Professeur

Between You and Me - Clementine Werchola VS. Digital Love - SilverTunes

I Wish Was Dead - Cherry and the Other People VS. Monmon_Fanmoran - Mochitsune

Splitter Girl - Weevildoing VS. Can Graze the Roof bring you back to childhood? - Anomaly Vector

Moongrains - Anomaly Vector (ft Gumi Ai) VS. Memories - Jens East (Ft Lotta Rasva) TIE

Black Plate - Profilgate VS. Ode to Janey Lou - FOE

It’s Murder - Skeleton Staff VS. The Dreaming - Marquis of Vaudeville

Best Friend - Taitoki VS. Chakra - Marnage

Rusalka and The Shepherd Girl - The Forgetmenauts VS. Minesweepers - Peter Bellamy

Four Tall Trees - Leslie Fish VS. Carmen Miranda’s Ghost - Leslie Fish

Butterfly/Drowsy Maggie - Double Indemnity VS. Captain Ward - Tempest

The Finchley Waltz - Robin Grey VS. The Trials Of Oscar Wilde - Alan John

Blood and Passion - Alexander James Adam VS. Winter’s Tooth - Alexander James Adam

He of Sidhe - Alexander James Adam VS. Curiosity - JTSteam

they say you see the sparrow fall - pabrizzer VS. Labyrinth - Madeline S

Star Fire - Julia Ecklar and Cynthia McQuillin VS. The Phoenix - Julia Ecklar

Liar and the Hound - Beneath Eden VS. Song For Sandy - Thirsty Moon

Snake in the Grass - Couch Slut VS. Bodysuit - FlooringCo

On a Walk - Fort Womb VS. Pause Button - Particle Devotion TIE

Death is a Girl - Skippocalyptic VS. Sea ll - Momoi ALLU

52 Pickup - Z. VS. Are You Underwater - The Gerbils

山谷澗 - Mysterain小雨樂隊 VS. Lately - Strip the Image

613 - FC the Kid VS. Never Be Famous - Hussalonia TIE

Too Hot - Jay Safari VS. Lhasa -Shapaley

We Made it - JAMIEvx VS. Collide - Harold J TIE

412 (coffin built for two) - Mollie Maxwell VS. Vampire Bop - Feel Spectres

No Bird Sing - Plastic Lines VS. Unretractable Fact - Second Person

SCARY* - EXIT ONLY VS. THREATS - ILLFIGHTYOU

Real Woman - comfort VS. Preserve - PETROLEUM! GENDERLOSS

See You in The Pit - Rotten Youth VS. No Proposals - Physical Plant

Rebels - Old Death Whisper VS. Maneater - Blue Eved Blondes

Candy - Joe Mama VS. la somnambule - La Femme Pendu & Damien Done

Center Stage - Howard Martin VS. Lethal Temptress - The Mendoza Line (COVER)

Gears of the Atom Man - Angels of Liberty VS. Inhuman Liberty - Dr. Arthur Krause

Wake Up Girl - Skeeter Truck VS. Pennies in my Pocket - Stamen and Pistols

Flower Gurl - Ronen VS. Dark Rip - Teen Girl Scientist Monthly

Heart of the TARDIS - Time Crash VS. Trust Me - Time Crash

The Machine - Asta Wylie VS. Not Yet - Leo and the Little Things

Grace - Raelle VS. Transfixed - Joss Smith, NUYD

Animal - Xisco Feijoó VS. No Me Lames - Natalia Cassis

Hyperphantasia - Fearful Earful VS. We Who Are About To Live - Le Professeur

Tonight Eternity Alone - Rene Claus VS. HEAD OF HOLOFERNES - lonely carp

Milá má - Nahore VS. Cardigan Sweater - Jasmine Kennedy TIE

Side B - Alohaha VS. Side A - Alohaha

The Binding Of Isaac - Schmekel VS. the man who wasn't there - A Fictitious Band

Let It Go - The Murder of Crows VS. Slip! - Bright Orange

Boy who Blocked the Sun - Demi the Daredevil VS. Rainy Day Georgia - Jayne Trimble TIE

Burn it Down with Math - Deuce of Gears VS. Camouflage - Ed's Redeeming Qualities

Reach - Rachel West VS. Haircut Song - Shannon Moser

BurnerPhone - Dirty Heathen (ft. Bittersweet Evergreen) VS. Reunion - Brent Spiner & Maude Maggart

Deadname Birthday - The Timewasters VS. Small Parts of Something Much Larger - Suns

STILL FEEL IT - caseJackal VS. Sunshine and Lollipops 2020 - Sad Snack

Smooth Operator - Supernothing VS. Say What You Want - Growth Spurt

Бетонные блоки - Truckdrivers VS. Mirèmèngies - Edona Vatoc

Have You Ever Seen a Duck, Like, in Real Life? - lisa the beauty queen VS. Zip Ties and SSRIs-Dinosawh

Housekeeper- Faun Fables VS. Kill the King - Rabbit Rabbit Radio

Caroline - Espers VS. Mega Mouse - Putrid Shark

Whiskey and Water - Parader VS. Tales of the Phantom Ship - Nathan

Raising the Dead! - Jessica Law VS. Lotus Eaters - Jessica Law TIE

Autism Murder Memorial- Fit to Work VS. All Cats are Beautful - Fit to Work

Moon - Feel Spectres VS. Blow Up the Moon - Feel Spectres

All For Me Grog! - Spud Bugs VS. A Place We Could Call Home (Turncoat Collective) - Spud Bugs

Reclaim - Porch Cat VS. Perspectives - The Cast Before the Break

Orpheus on Ice - The Small Calamities VS. Violin Concerto in the Key of Crippling Regret - The Small Calamities TIE

Paint By Numbers - From Fragile Seeds VS. Homme Offer Knee - Ben Below

Tomb Song - Nora Keyes VS. Hold My Heart - The Dune Sea

Each Time She Calls - Jessie Goslin VS. Daisies - Heather and Hay

A Catalyst - Blood Crying Twinks VS. flexible guy - clown residue

Howard - Demo - Mother Aiden VS. going thru it - teamonade

Blooming Strangely - Ginger & Pear VS. Pressed - Ginger & Pear

Alright! Heartcatch Precure! - Aya Ikeda VS. 恐竜あげみざわ★ - Kyouruu Friends

星の旅人 - Sayaka Senbongi & Yumiri Hanamori VS. Gyokuza no GEMINI - Eclipse

The End of the World - Fred Deakin VS. Weekend Anarchist - MEMODEMO

運命は “I" Love You - チームDEKAI VS. Endure Emptiness - Kain Vinosec

Heritage of Sampled Electronic World - KR. Palto47 VS. Ultimate Performance of Abandoned Magic Boxes ~Rack of Junks - KR. Palto47

Liminal Spaces - Logan Fredricks VS. 薔薇は美しく散る × 輪舞-revolution - okurigi66

297回の試行 - Image44 VS. 川のそばで - Image44

DiViNE - EXiNA VS. We'll make a monster of you - Freefonix

#not polls #poll related #obscure song tournament #long post

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bitchinbarzal · 2 years ago

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in ivys promotion, moms instagram caption says they had a lot of trouble bring Ryder into the world. Could you elaborate on that? Like was it a traumatic birth?

Mat was on the road only in Philadelphia when he got pulled off the bench.

“Mat go get changed and meet me out here we’re getting you home” a trainer said, frantically typing on his phone.

“Why? What’s going on?”

“It’s your wife”

The whole way back to the city Mat spent calling and texting people.

He called his mom and dad to get here, he called Emma who was at the hospital with you and called Sydney and Kristy to pick up Ivy.

When he got to the hospital he was immediately given a scrub cap and gown, told you were already in theatre.

When he arrived in they’d already begun cutting you open, laying on the table.

“Mathew” you mumbled, almost dazed.

He stood behind your head stroking your cheek “Hey, hey babe I’m here”

“He’s- there was so much blood” you cried and he hushed you.

“Shhh, it’s ok. He’s going to be just fine these doctors know what they’re doing”

It was only moments later when you heard him crying

“Congrats mommy, you’ve got a son! and he’s loud!”

You cried out in relief and Mat too, who kissed your head “you did it baby, he’s here”

You were smiling for a moment then closed your eyes, your breath slowing. Mat looked frantically around before alarms started sounding

“Sir I need you to leave”

“What’s happening to my wife?!”

There was no reply, they were pushing him out. As he stumbled he took note of the blood dripping down from the table onto the floor and the lack of colour now in your skin.

Mat was taken to the nursery by a midwife and given his son to hold. He held Ryder in his arms and cried.

It was hours of sitting there until someone came in; it the doctor

“How’s my wife? How is she?”

The doctor nodded tightly “Your wife is fine, she’s in recovery at this point. Someone will be in shortly to take you through”

You were sitting up when he came through, a little more colour in your face and a soft smile when you saw Ryder in his arms

“My boys” you whispered, noticing the sleeping baby.

Mat sat on the edge of your bed “I was so worried. I mean I don’t even know what really happened”

You lightly took Ryder from his arms while a cheeky wink and then said “I woke up from a nap and the bed was just covered in blood and then I felt pain then I called Em that was all I remember”

He couldn’t shake the guilt he felt and you could tell just by the way he wouldn’t make eye contact with you.

“Mat, he’s here and I’m ok. Don’t start down a rabbit hole now”

“I’m just-“ “Just nothing. Can you get Ivy here? I wanna see her”

“Of course”

Mat left the room to call Sydney to bring over Ivy and when he returned he saw you talking to Ryder

“Oh Ry you’re such a dramatic with that entrance to the world”

When Ivy got to the hospital she ran in demanding you “Mama where have you been?! You go away when we supposed to have a tea party!”

“Oh baby girl you’ve got no idea”

#life with ivy #life of ivy

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Kristy is holding a push pop as she is starting the lessons: ok, mr. snake, right? i going to give you a push pop Since push pop is your favorite icy treat.

Snake as he took a push pop out of her hand: Great! push pop just for me!

Kristy: No. to share.

Snake in Confused. Why?

Kristy: Well, on a fundamental level, it’s about putting someone else’s needs ahead of your own. now, Imagine somebody steals a push pop away from somebody and you had to give it to someone who really needs it.

Mr. shark: (chuckling)

Mr. snake: Oh, no. No way.

Mr. wolf said as he looks at him: Snake.

mr. snake: (groans) All right, all right.

in The Bad Guys AU: shining star arc, Kristy got two weeks of reforming the bad guys until the 2ed gala, so she has so much work to do Professor Marmalade's Compound Because his compound is a lot more roomier than her one bedroom apartment. kristy tries to explain to Mr. Snake about sharing. In order to gain her trust them, Mr. Wolf told Mr. Snake that she he needs to be nice to her Before Kristy can teach them the lessons about being good started and eventually Snake reluctantly agrees, but he's not liking this.

i hope you guys like this fake screenshot drawing i made.

The Bad Guys movie belongs to Dreamworks with the books written by Aaron Blabey

#kristy avson #the bad guys #colored pencil #color pencil #mr snake #the bad guys au #the bad guys au: shining star arc #drawing #the bad guys dreamworks #the bad guys 2022

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byersbootyshorts · 2 years ago

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Revenge is Sweet - Chapter Five

Emily orders the team to take a break from the case. When Harley invites the team over for dinner, JJ finds some incriminating evidence.

Word Count: 2,073

Warnings for this chapter: mentions of drugs and murder, language

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Sure enough, just as Harley had predicted, the team were baffled by the couple’s recent kill.

“Anthrax?” Luke shook his head in confusion, flicking the body bag back over the victim’s head. “And Dilaudid? What is up with these people? Why can’t they just pick a signature and stick to it?”

“Maybe because that’s the whole point,” Spencer thought, walking away from the body.

Luke, Spencer and JJ were at the park where the body was found. It was exactly were Spencer and Harley had left it the night prior.

“Something’s off about this,” JJ mumbled, almost to herself. “It’s almost… familiar.” She looked at Spencer as if she was begging him to just come out and confess right then and there.

Spencer’s throat went dry. The more they killed, the more suspicious JJ grew. Spencer was glad that at least one of his teammates cared about him enough to connect the crimes to his trauma. But he also really wished she didn’t care. How long could they keep getting away with this if JJ eventually voiced her suspicions?

After interviewing the people who found the body, the three of them headed back to headquarters.

“This case is hurting my head,” Garcia complained at the end of the day. “Not even my endless supply of cute cat videos is helping me this time.”

“I think we’re all burnt out,” Emily said. “We need a break. How about tonight you all go home and rest. And unless these unsubs kill again tonight, do not think about this case until the morning. That’s an order.” No one objected to her demand.

Harley was packing up her things when Penelope walked over to her. “I am in dire need of a girl’s night,” she sighed.

“Tell me about it,” Harley replied. “These unsubs must literally be geniuses to be able to stump us this bad.” She tried not to smile as she called herself a ‘genius.’

“Well, I’ll see you tomorrow,” Penelope said, beginning to walk away.

She had just turned her back when Harley said, “Hey, Penny.”

“Hmm?” Penelope hummed, stopping in her tracks.

“Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?” Harley asked. Spencer looked up from his desk and threw Harley a vexed look. “It would be nice to hang out with you somewhere where we’re not talking about serial killers.”

A smile spread across Penelope’s face. “Yeah, that sounds great. Thanks.”

“Anyone else want to come?” Harley announced to the rest of the team. “Just to warn you, the menu is whatever you want from the Chinese takeout. I am not cooking for all of you.”

“Unless you want me passed out on your couch you can count me out,” Emily laughed. “Tonight, my only company will be a bottle of wine and a bowl of ice cream.” She waved at everyone and left the room.

“I got nothing better to do,” Luke shrugged. “Sure, I’ll be there.”

“Sorry kids, the old man needs his beauty sleep,” Rossi said. “I’ll see you guys tomorrow.”

Matt sighed as he pulled on his jacket. “I wish I could but Kristy’s going out tonight. I’m on babysitting duty.”

“Ok, well that’s four of us anyway,” Harley counted. Then she spotted JJ at her desk, her head buried in a file. “Oh, JJ, what about you?”

“What?” She looked up, confused. She obviously hadn’t been listening to a word Harley was saying.

“Do you want to come to our house for dinner?” she repeated.

JJ’s eyes shifted between Harley and Spencer for a moment before she answered. “Uh, yeah, sure.”

“Ok, great,” Harley smiled. She turned to Spencer and they walked out of the building in silence.

“What the hell were you thinking?” Spencer said angrily when they reached the car, out of anyone’s earshot. “You can’t just invite everyone over. Especially JJ. What if they see something?”

“Calm down, Spence,” Harley replied coolly. “They’re not going to see anything. I’m just trying to make us seem as friendly as we always are. Maybe they’d be more suspicious if we didn’t invite them,” she argued. She started up the engine of the car and placed her hand on Spencer’s cheek. “It’ll be fine, Spence. I promise.”

Later that evening Penelope, Luke and JJ arrived at Harley and Spencer’s house. They ordered some take out and tried their best not to discuss anything about the case. Spencer’s leg bounced anxiously next to Harley’s where they sat on the couch. He didn’t like having his friends so close to where he and Harley had come up with their evil plan. Just a few days ago he had been sitting exactly where Luke was sat, planning his next attack.

“Why’s the little boy genius been so quiet this evening?” Penelope asked, snapping Spencer out of his anxious daze.

“Uh, it’s just this case, you know,” he mumbled.

“Nope, we’re not supposed to talk about that,” Penelope said quickly.

“Yeah, come on, Reid,” Luke smiled. “Loosen up a bit.”

“Heh, sorry,” Spencer smiled awkwardly back.

When everyone was done with their food Spencer helped Harley throw the packages in the trash. In the kitchen, where she was sure no one could hear, Harley whispered, “Spence, you seriously need to calm down.”

“No, I don’t think I do,” Spencer hissed back. “I’m sorry for being anxious that you invited people over to the place where we literally plan murders.” He almost mouthed the word ‘murders’, desperate not to let anyone hear.

“Well, they don’t know that,” Harley said, grabbing some drinks from the fridge. “But if you keep acting like you have something to hide, maybe they’ll start to get suspi-.”

“Everything alright?” JJ suddenly emerged from around the corner. Spencer felt like his heart was in his throat. How much of that did she hear?

“Yeah, everything’s good,” Harley said happily, as though the conversation she’d just had never happened. “You want a drink?” She offered a bottle of beer to JJ.

“Actually, I was just heading to the bathroom,” JJ said. “I’ll get one when I get back.”

Harley smiled at her friend before leading Spencer back to the couch. He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down. Harley was right. The only suspicious thing about this night was him. He forced a grin onto his face and inserted himself into the conversation. For a moment, he felt convinced that everything would be ok. Until JJ walked back into the room holding two ski masks and a bottle of Dilaudid.

“What is this?” JJ asked sternly.

Panic filled Harley’s eyes for a fraction of a second before she remembered to play it cool. She squeezed Spencer thigh, certain he’d be far more anxious than she was. Then, she got up and walked towards JJ.

“What the hell?” she said, plastering a fake look of confusion on her face. “Where did you find these?”

“In your closet,” JJ snapped. “I think you have some questions to answer.”

“Woah, hang on a second,” Luke said, rising from his seat to come between the two women. “Are you accusing them of the murders?”

“Look!” JJ yelled, waving the masks in Luke’s face. “This is pretty damning evidence.”

“Listen, JJ, I know for a fact that we do not own ski masks. And why the hell would I have the drug that my husband was addicted to hidden in my closet?” Harley argued.

“And why were you even in their closet?” Penelope asked.

Harley stepped back and glanced quickly at Spencer. He was still sitting silently on the couch. It was probably for the best. She wasn’t sure how well he’d be able to handle the situation.

“Yeah, Penny, that’s a good point,” she said. “You said you were going to the bathroom. Why were you looking in our closet?”

JJ exhaled sharply. She stuttered for a moment before accusing, “Because I know you’re behind this!” She pointed at Spencer and Harley. “I don’t know why. I can’t even comprehend how you could be capable of it. But I know you did it.”

“You can’t be serious,” Luke almost laughed in disbelief. “These two? How did you even come to that conclusion.”

“Because all the killings have been connected to Spencer,” JJ explained. “All the things he’s gone through. The unsubs put their victims through the exact same things. I can’t believe you guys didn’t notice.”

Luke dropped his head, suddenly putting it all together in his head and filling with shame that he didn’t notice. Penelope, on the other hand, shifted nervously in her seat before saying, “Actually, I did notice.”

Finally, Spencer snapped out of his daze. He looked up at Penelope with an intrigued expression.

“Me, Emily and Rossi noticed it. But we didn’t want to say anything in case it triggered you. I’m sorry,” Penelope said softly.

Spencer just nodded.

“No, I’m sorry we didn’t say anything,” Harley spoke for Spencer, still scared he’d say the wrong thing. “Of course we noticed,” she sat down beside Spencer and placed her hand on his back. “Spencer just didn’t want all the attention on him. But I swear to you, we are not the unsubs. I think we’re being framed.”

JJ stared angrily at Harley, neither of them wanting to be the first to blink. Then JJ turned her attention to Spencer. “Spence, you’ve been quiet, letting your wife speak for you. What’s your explanation for this.” She held up the ski masks.

Spencer twitched in his seat. He was ruminating in his anger towards JJ. He didn’t know if saying something would be the right idea. But it was too late. His anger bubbled over and he leapt off the couch.

“You know what, Jennifer, I think it’s really fucking shitty of you that you would notice something like that, and instead of telling me, or telling the team, you accuse me and my wife of murder,” Luke and Penelope’s eyes widened. They’d never seen Spencer this angry before. “Yes, these unsubs are making all these killings reflect all the shit that’s happened to me. But that does not mean that me and Harley are behind them. And the fact that you, my friend who I have known for twelve fucking years, could even consider that I could do something like that. That’s just insulting.”

“How do you explain these then?” JJ persisted, not backing down.

“Like Harley said,” Spencer sighed, attempting to calm his voice. “Someone must be trying to frame us. And they put those in our closet.”

Harley walked up beside Spencer. “Hell, for all we know, maybe it’s you framing us. You and Will getting up to any extra curriculars lately?” he said snarkily.

“Now you’re just being ridiculous,” JJ snapped.

“Good, now you know how we feel,” Harley replied.

“Ok, ok, everyone, please let’s calm down,” Penelope butted in. “We are not going to fall out over this.”

“Listen, guys, we’ll explain everything to the rest of team tomorrow, but for now I think we should all just go home and settle ourselves,” Luke suggested. “We are not going to make them the bad guys just because someone’s targeting them,” he said to JJ. “They need our help right now. They don’t need to be turned into the villains these unsubs are making them out to be.”

“Fine,” JJ hissed. She grabbed her coat and headed for the door. Without saying another word she left the house with a slam of the door.

“Thank you,” Spencer said to Luke as he and Penelope were leaving. “For not thinking we’re behind this.”

“Are you kidding me? Reid, there is no way either of you are capable of the sick things these unsubs are doing,” Luke smiled.

When Penelope and Luke left, Spencer and Harley could finally let their guards down. They slumped onto the couch, exhausted from upholding their innocent guises.

“I can’t believe they knew this whole time that all this was connected to what’s happened to me,” Spencer sighed. “Well, some of them anyway.”

“Come on, their our team. Of course they care enough to notice that,” Harley responded, putting her head on Spencer’s chest.

They sat in silence for a moment before Spencer’s anxiety started to bug him again. “JJ still thinks we’re the unsubs.”

Harley reached up to cup Spencer’s face in her hand. “Well then, we’re just going to have to be even more careful, aren’t we?”

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