#kristin dont look

[builderfreak]

Would you kiss philza minecraft if you had a shot . Be honest with us

I . Feel like . Okay . There's very few men i wouldn't kiss given the chance. Philza minecraft is not one of them . That's it

[baltharino]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 4x15

Re-made an old post for my blog's 4th birthday

[l1m30]

@sircantus All I think about is Chosen by the Stars... so, TAKE THIS! 🫵

[malefistache]

Where there once was fire...

[seven-dragons]

I just watched the new Brokenwood Mysteries and I have so many feelings.

[philza-updates]

Kristin replied to Ian on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by liquid density @/liquiddensity that was quote retweeted by IanBealio @/IanBealio with a reply by Trixtin @/trixtin.

Liquid Density’s tweet reads “dont watch oppenhiemer first row 😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Attached is a photo of their POV of a cinema screen showing Oppenheimer. A male character’s face is prominently on screen, his chin distorted to be oddly large due to the perspective that sitting in the first row creates.

Ian’s quote retweet reads “Same vibe”. Attached is a screenshot of an old Phil stream from back when Phil was in his old house with the green screen. The screenshot shows Phil laughing as he is overlaid over him playing Minecraft. The game shows a large vertical piece of pixel art, which depicts Phil’s face. Due to Phil standing on the ground in game, the pixel art is distorted, so the chin looks disproportionately enormous.

Kristin’s reply reads “It’s just as funny now as it was back then 🤣”.

End ID]

[plaguethewaters]

OKOKOKOK MICHEAL IN THE REINCARNATION AU??? I HAVE QUESTIONS

First of all. That means he's dead. That means he died. Hold up. I need a second *walks away*

*distant screeching can be heard*

*comes back*

Ehm okay anyway so

First of all when did he die? Because if he died later on (and the age gap between him vs everyone else is the same) that means that he had to live at least 8 years without the entire server which just. Why would you do that to the poor boy he doesn't deserve this :(.

ANDD. If he died along with everyone else. It would make him the same age as everyone because they get reincarnated at the same time. Which is just. A whole 'nother can of worms

I NEED. ANSWERS. ALSO. I NEED A MOMENT TO CRY

oh you dont know how much ive tought about this I HAVE THE ANSWER

BIG TW for child death

this au starts from a sliiightly modified disk finale, as in - sam kidnapped michael, and put a Literal Toddlet who Can't swim in an underground room without exits. on a fuckin ISLAND

anyway everything goes as canon but the revengers find Michael already dead, because the room he was kept in flooded and he drowned. Yes zombie piglins cant actually drown ik im taking Artistic Liberty.

(this also does mean michael died alone and scared but we are NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT this is a FLUFF AU. everything is Fine)

which means that tubbo goes completely apeshit, and tommy with him (since at that point he was aleeady kinda going if not all gone) - and Boom, speedrum of the nuke finale, which leads to Everyone Dying, unlike canon where some people managed to save themselves.

wilbur is technically an ecception, but for the sake of the lore lets say he gets run over by a bus somewhere in utah.

NOW

fir reincarnations

ill explain this better in a prequel shot but basically this all ties into Kristin who manages to do this pulling a shitton of godly favors

and she like. doesnt want to traumatize all these people again, so the remembering part of the reincarnation is kind of staggered - first by when they died (as in, schlatt remembers way before tubbo) and by mental age they are in their new bodies (schlatt remembers at like, 15, but he gets the memories back slowly, so hes always the mental age hes supposed to be. hes never like, a 60 yo in the body of a teenager. This is barring the direct family of Kristin (phil and wilbur) and other god associated people (techno, foolish, puffy) (not dream. this is. a fluff au.)

Michael gets a special case. Technically he should remember around the time ranboo does, because they died within like a day of each other, but Kristin wants to avoid another "teen parents" situation - also considering that in the real world two gay teens would have. some kind of problems acquiring and raising a child.

So Michael remembers aroound six years old, and he doesnt remember Evrything. he starts out with the fluffy family stuff, enough to recognize his parents and friends, and then eventually, very slowly remembers the tragedy and trauma and stuff. Id say he finishes remembering around 15? and by that time hes been in therapy a bunch so theyre managing it.

Also, important, michael is six when beeduo is like. 27. So when they adopt him it looks like they had a chikd at like 21 which is young, but not outrageously young call cos young. Just so they can have a easier legal life that is

[emma-cantmakeuphermind]

Just A Project | V

Nathan Prescott x Reader

Masterlist

Parts: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Warnings: swearing, pretty chill

Words: 655

I dramatically fell onto my bed after I got changed into some comfier clothes. I let out a huge sigh ready for sleep. I sit up and pick up my phone to check the time. 6:12. I gently toss my phone down and lie back down. I close my eyes, trying to fall asleep, but then my mind wanders, thinking about everything that happened today. With Nathan. And then I remember that we're meeting tomorrow at lunch and a new burst of excitement fills my chest. I give a huff trying to clear my mind. I feel myself drifting off into a dream state, when all of a sudden-

*knock knock knock*

I shoot up, startled, like one of those dreams where you’re falling. I let out a groan of frustration into my pillow. I begrudgingly get up and shuffle to the door, quickly composing myself for whoever is on the other side. I open the door and I’m faced with Max Caulfield. A small smile appears on my face, Max is a good friend. “Oh, hey Max.” I greet her. She smiles and says, “Hey Y/N, I was just wondering if you had a copy of the reading material Mrs. Hoida gave us yesterday? I guess I left mine in the classroom.” I think about it for a moment and tell Max to wait for a second, I walk over to my desk and sift through some of my school work. I find what Max is talking about and I bring it to her. “Thanks, Y/N/N. You’re a lifesaver! I’ll bring it back tomorrow!” I smile just glad I could help. “Yeah, drop by whenever.

We say our goodbyes and throw myself back onto my bed. Just as I’m about to close my eyes again I feel my phone buzz with a notification. I grab my phone, frustrated, and read the notification. ‘Notification from Instagram: nthn.prsct started following you’ I blink for a moment going to Nathan’s page. He has a few posts, mostly his work, the occasional Vortex Club flyer. My eyes flicker up to the top of his page. ‘Following: 5’ My eyebrows draw in confusion tapping the following count to see who the five people are. Kristine Prescott, I’m guessing that his sister, Victoria Chase, 2 professional looking photography accounts, and me.

I go back to his page and hit the follow back button. I put my phone down and think about the fact that I’m 1 of the 5 people he's following. I know it's stupid, it's social media, it doesn't matter that much, but I can't help the fluttering feeling that swirls in my stomach at the thought. I finally close my eyes in peace and fall fast asleep.

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Buzz…

Buzz…

Buzz…

I grumble awake at the buzzing. I unwillingly grab my phone to check the time, 8:52. I sigh and then I see the 3 notifications from Nathan. My breath hitches for a moment tapping on them. Our texts open and I see the new messages.

N: “what r u doin nrd” 8:26

N: “u better not have fallen asleep on me” 8:38

N: “ansr me or i kik ur ass” 8:50

I smile a bit at the messages texting him back.

“chill, haha, im awake” 8:54

N: “good, cuz 2 b honest, i dont rlly wanna kik ur ass” 8:55

“aww, why? you like me too much?” 8:55

N: “hell no, im jus 2 lazy” 8:55

“the way you type infuriates me” 8:56

N: “so ive been told but idc” 8:56

N: “deal wit it nerd” 8:56

“no <3” 8:57

N: “whatever dummy. ill see u tmr” 8:57

“goodnight nathan.” 8:58

I shut off my phone, place it on my nightstand and roll over. I close my eyes with a smile on my face, hoping tomorrow comes soon.

[metfell]

a little list of my dsmp species hc's for fun:

tommy: lab creation/shapeshifter. he changes depending on whoever hes closest to at the time. for tubbo he grows flowers, specifically like the moolip from minecraft earth. honestly this is just my tmmyrp design.

tubbo: moobloom. LOVE the ctubbo moobloom designs. his flowers wilt and change depending on his emotional state/season of the server/literal nature seasons. what looks like a laurel wreath is actually vines growing and wrapping around his horns.

wilbur: inhuman. not sure what he is. if we go off of canon and play along with... sighs. with utah. then entering the dsmp changed him physically. he has a long tail, furless elvish/animal ears, and sharp teeth. he doesnt even know what he is. if we go off of him being phil's kid then hes more closely related to kristin than phil in species based on how i draw her.

ranboo: he used to be a full enderman, but upon entering the server he was taken and experimented on and is half dreamon. dreamons look like undertale amalgams. ghostly pale, slime-like texture, can morph and warp into disguises. for ranboo, the dreamon half mimics an enderman. this is my latenightmining design i use.

the rest of these arent nearly gonna be as long btw i just think abt bench and wilbur the most

purpled: shulker. i dont know a lot about purpled but i think basing him off of something in minecraft is more fun than making him just an alien. i also think it fits with his ufo i mean you enter through the tractor-beam its like levitation like shulkers plus theyre purple and yellow.

quackity: honestly i just make him a fallen angel cause it looks cool.

jack manifold: i LOVE the demon manifold designs and the robot manifold designs i cant pick.

ill add more if i remember any other notable designs i like

[builderfreak]

@ramribution can you like. Un fucking time loop me 😭😭 I have SHIT TO DO

[weirdloverwilde]

wicked thoughts

damn i wonder what the good witch of the North was up to during all this glinda elphaba nessarose drama.

i love the wizard of oz so much man. its such a good fun whimsical universe and the extended lore is so fun. ive been obsessed with these books since i was a little kid

the design of everything in this film was incredible. it was so incredible and whimsical and looked perfect and brought a great stage musical even more to life

the ribbon fish were so cute!!

the part in defying gravity where she is flying around and the camera frames it so her long cape takes up the entire bottom half of the screen and i think it was a reference to how the effect is done in the musical

i think boq is more likeable in this - but that is moreso cause im an unironic ethan slater fan and have been since before everyone knew him from dating ariana. hes got some good music

i thought they were going to change some nessarose stuff - esp the part with the milkflowers, cause her plot is the weakest in the show and could be improved.. maybe in part 2?

in the wizard and i elphaba runs like a mile away from shiz and gets to the impassable desert so interesting that shiz is on the edge of oz

everytime seeing the impassable desert was so exciting i love it they do so many silly things with it in the books, like the dwarfs that tunnel under it to invade

did i mention the SET DESIGN. oh my god please let them win every award for it it was beyond incredible. shiz was sooo magical and whimsical. dancing through life in the library was done incredibly well!!!

loved fiyero. i just like Jonathan bailey but he brought so much to such a mid character

every time we saw into a random town ie. at the begining the extras werent all colour coded?? sorry are these the munchkins or the quadlings or the winkies or the gillikins?? they WOULD be colour coded that is essential

i hope this makes a hundred trillion at the box office so they greenlight a wizard of oz remake (desperately needed cause the 1939 one isnt that good) and also start making films of the sequel books

i should read all the wizard of oz books again

i didnt know kristin and idina were going to be in this it was cool af to see them. i dont remember that whole lil stage show being present in the musical. i love the idea of the ancient magical ones though its a really good backstory

the moment when elphaba makes the stone carving of the wizard fall down and it reveals an animal behind it ooo

theres a lot i cant remember that probably will be explained in part 2 but i wonder how the animal plot is resolved - in the books there are many talking animals and the wizard is happy and glinda teaches him magic and fine with it, so we'll see..

sentimental man is so underrated and will always be

the monkeys are still so terrifying

i love the model of oz they built its so cute - but the hmmm what colour should this brick road me was such a prequel trope it was prob my least favourite part

its so interesting that wizard of oz and this film have the same plot twist - that the wizard cant actually do magic, so you go into this film knowing that but its still an effective twist and is obviously played so differently in this film

im so excited for part 2 why do i have to wait a wholeee year... this must be how people felt after back to the future part 2 waiting for part 3

thank you so much if you made it to here i love you!!!! ❤️😍❤️😍💖❣️💕💘

[marshallporter-cogs-inc]

I invite you to tell me about what battles against your cog OCs might look like 👀 any cheats? special/signature attacks?

i can do signature moves rn but i cant name what they would be and idk if they classify more has cheats

marshall- a time slowing attack that makes gags miss more often,a time speeding up attack that speeds up the timer for choosing your gags,a move that hits your toon with the last gag they used (it gives the gag back to them but does damage to them first),[redacted]

octavia- a move that makes it harder to hit her but makes her a bit weaker,a move that puts a target upon the toon damaging them and making all cogs target them,a similar move to brian as they will swap with a different cog if he is the main target of most gags

Catherine-takes no damage from soak but is constantly soaked, a wave attack that hits all toon for a small amount of laff,can summon big fish cogs as allies but their soaked upon entry

kristine- a attack that puts a sweater on the cog making splat attacks do less damage,a attack that puts a hat on a cog making drop less effective, a attack that puts a pin on a toon making them skip their turn/move last (idk which one i want to do)

Ursula- takes less damage from most gags except zap and soak, upon 3/4ths of her health drained she takes her final stand and powers up significantly but takes damage every turn,a move called “fired up” that causes toons to take a sort of burn damage every turn

carn-a roar that does damage to at least 2 toons, a attack where his kid comes out and wraps her arms around a toon making them skip their turn,takes extra damage if lured though cannot be lured twice in a row (forgot to add he uses his cigar smoke to create a similar effect to mistys fog form)

cole-cant be hit by indirect zap (splash damage from zap), very weak defensively but a strong attacker,uses mostly quakes and can evade damage (very rare) by digging and pops up to attack a toon (a turn goes by and the ground under the toon gets cracked before he pops up)

sorry if these dont seem balanced but most of these attacks would be on the rarer side (most of my cogs dont fight toons for the most part)

[stargirlie25]

my acotar casting (The only right one) (Girls)

Feyre: kristine froseth

She reminds me of feyre. Kind, loving but so strong!

Nesta: Jessica Alexander (NO she is not and never will be feyre)

I imagine nesta has a RBF but it transforms when she smiles which lowkey happens with Jess!

Elain: Lily james (Elle fanning fits her more)

Although in the movie Cinderella, Ella was a girl who was broken and lost and she healed that by falling in love and becoming a kind leader. I think Elain could be her while leading the day court!

Mor: Jessica felter (i dont want to put such beauty to be mor but mor is beautiful)

Amren: Chiharu Okunugi. i hate amren but sometimes she spits facts.

Gwyn: Abigal cowen I swear she perfectly shows emotion so deeply and can also be bubbly and cute which =Gwyn.

Emerie: Me. LIke no lie im perfect for her character. WAIT YES LIE I HATE MOR JAJAJJAJAJA anyways.......Rania benchegra

We all know our girl has really gone through it. Yet she always holds her ground and is open to try and she takes no ones bullsh!t. Ranias beautiful face looks like shed punch you if you disrespected her friend.

anyways thats it im only 100% sure on feyre,nesta and gwyn byeeee

[destinygoldenstar]

Fusing Total Drama Characters In Sims 4 (Part 13)

I’m fusing Total Drama characters in Sims 4 using the genetic mechanic.

Why?

I don’t flipping know. Why not?

I’m gonna do EVERY pairing possible. This post is just gonna be however long Tumblr allows for images.

So let’s just get into it.

I’m using my own TD Sims for this. They’re in the Gallery if you want them. As well as all these pairings and sims that get generated. So what you want.

Courtney + Beth

Oh boy. This is what we’re starting off today.

Let’s see what sims comes up with…

Oh wow. Okay. They’re actually pretty good.

The boys got a big nose. Idk why. (He also has a back braid you can’t see. But it’s there.) But other than that I really like this forest color scheme he has going. It’s all browns and greens and it matches so well.

The girls also good. Love the bun. Love the makeup. Love this stylish top.

She loses me with the shoes. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, she’s good looking.

The boys name is Lawson. He’s jealous & an animal enthusiast.

The girls name is Monica. She’s creative & hot headed.

Courtney + Cody

Let’s see…

Oh MY GOSH XD

That girl is a HOT MESS. You got the green shorts where there’s no other green, you got these ripped leggings that go down to the ankle of the sandals, you got the bracelet, you got the necklace, you got the sunglasses, you got this same back braid the other dude had. What is with this hairstyle that’s so appealing to Courtney’s genes?

The boys fine. He’s cute. All matches. I really like the red glasses matching the red rings. Very nice.

These are all randomized and unedited, I swear.

The boys name is Rico. He’s loyal & vegetarian.

The girls name is Laurel. She’s a geek & mean.

Courtney + Tyler

Let’s see…

We got more Tyler showing here.

Why does the boy have such a big chest? I don’t get it. Tyler’s not built like that.

He has the sports shirt. Nothing else matches.

The girl just looks like a female Tyler. I love the red she has going though.

The boys name is Donte. He’s a dog lover & good.

The girls name is Kristin. She’s squeamish & an insider.

Courtney + Sadie

Let’s see…

Okay. They’re not bad.

The dude at least matches, even if his shirt needs to be buttoned.

The girl has cute lipstick.

That’s all I have to say.

The boys name is Adan. He loves the outdoors & animal enthusiast.

The girls name is Annie. She’s a slob & self assured.

Courtney + Katie

Last one for today.

Let’s see…

OH. MY GOD.

Okay, so uh… the boy is fine. He’s got a monochrome color scheme going on. I would maybe change the shoe color to match that, but he’s fine…

The girl is GARBAGE CHARACTER DESIGN.

Literally NOTHING on her matches.

I mean, I like the turban I guess…

Why does she have these pants with cuts in them? Why is she wearing a jacket with colors that don’t match the turban? Why is she wearing RAIN BOOTS WITH POLKA DOTS?

GARBAGE DESIGN.

The girls name is Teresa. She’s gloomy & unflirty.

The boys name is Everett. He’s a music lover & insider.

Say these generated sims were on a team on a show. What’s their team name?

[void-chara]

almost forgot the due date for @simplepotatofarmer's 4k follower event was approaching so i speedran drawing doomsday trio mermaid au in 4 days, yippee! just in time for the end of mermay too woah. also i did not forget that the due date was may 31st i just forgot that time passed and the day was getting closer lol. i probably could have finished it in even less days but ive been busy taking care of the new puppy my family got so i havent had much time to draw because that creature needs constant supervision. anyway ignore the lack of faces i did not want to draw them. also just in general ignore how messy it is. i was trying to get it done, not make a masterpiece.

rambling about ideas below the readmore

SO honestly i dont have much in mind? ummm. just. doomsday trio. i NEED more doomsday trio stuff. maybe they are exploring or somnething? also i have a vague idea for phils backstory which is that before he met either of them he was some sort of sailor or something and somehow he met a deep sea goddess (kristin) and they were sooo inlove and then he died for some reason drowned probably and kristin was like nooooo dont do that :( and she revived him and made him a merman so he could stay with her yay! so he is alive now but he still kinda looks like a corpse lol. also the reason he is bigger than the other two is because mermaids grow throughout their whole life(tho more slowly as they get older) and he is like immortal or something as a result of kristins meddling. im not even really That much of a philza enjoyer idk why hes the only one i have a backstory for it just came to me in a vision.no need to include any of the phil backstory in the fic i just thought it was fun. anyway uummmm. Yeah! they are having a time just hangin out and vibing. do whatever u want for the story really

edit: OH i also wanted to mentionthat i didnt plan for dreams tail to look so much like ariel from the little mermaid But after noticing it i really like it! he is sooo disney princess. also the little mermaid was one of my earliest fixations and mcyt stuff is one of my latest so thats fun. anyway yeah the colors are like exactly the same as ariels tail and it wasnt intentional but i like it

[plaguethewaters]

@thetiredyuk i am having more Thoughts about that one - ranboo is the sone of death beeduo au. I was about to just send you an ask but also this is almost 2k words so it may be better off as a post lmfao

So like. bullet points time, this is an approximate summary of what i think the Plot would be like - wordbuilding aside

(Temporary mcd, suicide warning)

Year like, 1500 something (to be more well researched but i do want it to be like. something something renaissance. it works) we've got two poor ass kids born of the same year. Except tommy is pretty much a normal guy, liked by his family and such. His parents have enough children they can gamble for at least one to be successfull, so they send him to be a painter's apprentice in the hope he'll make some kind of money. There, in the slighter bigger town thats almost a city but not quite, he meets tubbo. Now Tubbo would have been a normal guy, except he was born with facial deformities so now everyone thinks he's a demonic freak hated by the gods (this renaissance world is politheistic bc kristin needs to be there and also i wil not do christianity if i dont have to lmao.)

Tommy is not intimidated by any gods. obviously. also his dad is really into the goddess of death and he prays enough for both of them, so he's like. protected and shite. And he immidiately hits it off with the cursed boy

surprise hes not actually cursed but people are dicks anyways. Tommy makes him a fancy mask to cover his face - even thought its totally cool as shit, but its cool enough only tommy should ever get to see it - and that eventually does help him. Because tubbo wasnt like, a shit guy. Hes a damn good builder and knows how to read, which are talents big enough that the costruction workers for that church out of town are ready to ignore the whole probably cursed thing. As long as he as the masks.

Tommy: makes him the first genuine gift hes ever received in fifteen years of life Tubbo: never takes it off again. like never Tommy: shocked pikachu face

anyways so tommy dies like. super young. They have their fun for a few years but at like seventeen tommy is called to be the artist for this very fancy duke of the town over - and at the start they'r super happy bc that means Money and Food and Roof over your head and shite. its a very good fucking deal.

except the noble is a bastard. His town revolts against him, and when they storm the castle they aren't exactly asking names or faces: tommy gets immidiately like, super destroyed by the crowd, and dies a few minutes later.

Tubbo hears of this like five months later bc its the fifteen hunderds and hes poor.

He does Not take it very well ngl

He goes a bit murdery - basically hes like "im not living without tommy, might as well burn down a village while im at it right, right."

Now ranboo, in all of this, freshly the equivalent of seventeen for an immortal death being, is starting on their training to actually become death- His mom send him on a quaint little village in europe thinking "hey, the most those guys die of is like. malaria. consumption maybe. itll be easy as hell"

And now like two hundred different souls are around him with FIRE written on their foreheads and Ranboo feels distinctly outside of his range, to be really honest.

he steps a couple ethereak planes down just to see what the heck is the matter - if this is another of those voide beings his mom will be Super Pissed and they want to see that reaction

And it isnt the void people

Instead, in front of their eyes, the singular most beautiful person hes ever seen - and hes seen lots, in this line of work.

He cant see their face, but their actions speak enough. The sheer rage, the almost dance like movement of their body perfectly framed by the light of their torch, seeing no humanity or mercy in whatever their searching for. their hair look angelic in its softness, burnt by the worst flames of hell and yet tended by the same hands who wield it - strong hands, clearly forged by hard work and dedication. This is a guy who has nothing to lose, and there's little Death loves most than someone who doesnt fear it.

He has to go down, has to speak to them immidiately.

So he does.

There's really no time - his mom had given the singular rule not to interact with humans, shell be on them in Seconds- but one question can be asked in the haste: "What brings a mortal to do this?"

"It's all for you, love!" the mortal says. They also say some other things, after, but Ranboo is not very well versed in the human tongue and they are speaking Very Loudly.

(Tubbo actually said "Fuck you, you motherfucker it's Your Fault, you took every single thing i love". Easy mistake, if one thinks about it.)

Their mom is Pretty Pissed but she does undesrtand stupid things done for young love. So she's like "eh, ive loved mortals too. go have fun" and everything

Except a year passes, and ranboo still hasnt even spoken to the guy, and she remembers suddenly Mortality Exists.

Shes never had them take a soul who died naturally - for lack of occasion, mostly - and they may have been. a tad sheltered. They most definitely do Not know what death actually is like for humans, nor how long does it take for them to die

she wonders if it would be a tad overprotective to take this over for them

she thinks about seventy years in the future, at most, when the boy dies. She thinks that her son cannot cry but can definitely cry. she thinks of their screams of sadness ringing through her ears-

Tubbo wakes up in the river, alive.

He did not Intend to be alive, and it's actually quite unfortunate for him to be so.The survivors are quite angry and probably close to him, now. Welp, no way to die is reallt any worse than another, he thinks. Ill just wait here for them.

When the pitchfork collapses his heart and he continues breathing, he understands something might be a little bit wrong.

And like, a good five hundred years pass like this.

Things Tubbo has learned in his five hundred, twenty three and two halves years on this demon forsaken earth:

Clothes get so much shittier over time. he has One (1) tailored shit from the 1800 and Nothing has even barely compared to it ever since.

getting stabbed does not hurt less just because youre not actually dying. Poisoning is actiively way worse since you're not actually dying. Diving off cliffs is Not Fun. In general, try not to do dying things even if youre immortal

theres a hole in his heart where his loved ones were and it will never get filled

Food gets esponentially better over time. Lord bless whoever decided curry should go on chicken because they were Cooking For Real. Chocolate was still better before though.

Working for soulles bosses has not changed At All in all of this time tho.

he works at mcdonalds because no college would accept his non existant resume, and being immortal dosent deprive him of his needs unfortunately. The manager took one look at this kid dressed from like three different centuries with a goat mask on his head and was like. why not. at least youre not a stoner and you know how to read.

His coworkers firmly believe hes a criptid and have a full going investigation to prove it. The highest bet at fifty dollars says hes mothman in disguise, there to eat the fliest that live on their shitty food. The lowest bets hes an angel waiting for the right time to brign down armageddon.

Every night he goes in the woods to an almost forgotten Death altar and he prays. Half of his prayers consist of insults and the other half are pleas for her to fucking kill him already

This does not help the criptid chronicles

Kristin also has like. only so much patience. Hes holding up the prayers line - which is actually still pretty fucking used in central asia - and hes generally annoying as shit.

She takes ranboo by the scruff, gives them a passable human form, and throws them down there. Get your shit together boy youre like a thousand years old. Get your man (to stop fucking with the phoneline)

Ranboo is Not Enthusiastic about this but cmon. Hes death. How hard can working at a mac really be?

Spoiler it is

Spoiler it does Not matter, because awkwardness aside ranboo is funny, and easy to talk to, and compassionate and caring. He doesnt want to kill tubbo, he doesnt look at him like hes a fictional creature (and yes marcie, hes seen the bet table), he isnt his soulless boss. Tubbo is grieving but he also very desperstely wants a friend.

One day someone stops at his shitty apartment at like three am

Ranboo stands in fron of his door drenched from head to toe, holding the possibly smallest kitten tubbo has ever seen in his Life. Hes miserable but the cat is miracoulously dry, screaming their head off - and ranboo is panicking. Are they okay are they dying? Do you have any food i dont know what he eats but its so small and i didnt know where else to go- please i dont want it to die or something and-

The moon shines on their long, wet hair and their stupid fucking suit is as wrinkled as ever. They look like they desperately want to rub their hands against each other but there is a kitten in the way and it probably makes them even more anxious - theres very little messes bigger than him, right now.

Tubbo falls in love.

They heal the kitten and keep enderchest in their now shared apartment.

They grow closer, and closer, and something is forming. Ranboo is aware a relationship cannot be based on lies, as much as it worries him how tubbo will react.

so he prepares like a romantic ass evening

roses and candles and a nice dinner with a fancy wine

tubbo almost gets flustered

except at the end of the night the confession isnt "i love you" but "im the guy who took away your only ffamily".

and he sees Red.

Ranboo doesnt remember what tubbo screamed, not exactly. He remembers grief, and crying, and feeling worse than he ever believed he could. He remembers the endless guilt sitting in his chest, and the slam of a door - maybe from the inside out. Hes definitely outside, now, and the house ifìs far away enough eh cant see it, but that could also be the tears.

His mother finds him crouched in a patch of grass, tears steaming down their cheeks in a constant flow. Shes not aware if they'd returned to death form to feel safer, or because they believed they deserved the burn. Shes not sure what option makes her feel worse.

shes aware that this is. pretty much her fault

TO HER DEFENSE she was not really aware humans were so touchy about death. The souls she reaps arent very talkative and the guy shes with is chill about it so like. maybe this one is weird

(the guy she's with is Phil, whos Decidly not a human but has also decided not to tell her yet. For the bit, yknow? He's been a live a couple thousand years, it would be awkward to drop it now. He's also somewhat a serial killer and Not Normal about death At All)

BUt this is still here fault and she does have to set it right a little bit

So she summons Tubbo to her persnoal room in the palace and goes like. "oi. why r u so mad little guy"

And hes like: you took away the single person whos ever loved me ever

"Wait that's the only problem?"

"What the fuck else would it be"

"thought u were mad at him cause he lied lol"

"LYING IS NOT WORSE THAN KILLING A GUY"

Anyways Kristen is so relieved rn. She thought tubbo was phisically like, repulsed by the concept of death and all, and he was mad that Ranboo lied to him and all. Which he is, but the rage is so so much less than the grief yknoe. And she knows how to fix it if its just one (1) measly soul

Tommy is so fucking confused

Th modern world is full of sounds and weird textures and the food is fucking fantastic but also Too Much, and Tubbo introduced him to this weird ass potion hed called a bong and now hes seeing gods the likes of which had never been discoveres

Over all hes just happy to be alive and with his best friend

He kinda hates ranboo. The fucker threw a scyte at him for no reason when tommy would have Almost Certainly survived because he is simply That Cool. Ranboo didn't believe in his awesomeness enough and is thus a Bitch

Tubbo is. iffy

He cant deny he has a teensy tiny crush now, because hes far too deep in this for that

But also ranboo did like. lie straight to his face

but also tubbo would Not have believed him if a random guy showed up at three am at a mcdonalds saying they were the child of death

and he Did trust that what he saw in ranboo was real, betrayal aside. No one fakes looking That much like a wet cat

so it does take a while. couple years in fact, to get back at the level of trust they had before (inster a cool anime montage where they have lots of fun together as roommates and cats coparents and all)

One night when they are - not back together, because they hadnt been dating before, but back to that almost definitely dating just not officialized stage- ranboo asks him if would ever want to be mortal again.

And tubbo thinks of it. His time on earth had been so plagued by grief hed never really ecperienced anything it had to offer. Hed never seen the sights or did anything at all besides praying for death, and thats kind of a shitty way to pass five hundred years

'But tubbo what about your humanity? wouldnt it be irrevocabily lost by giving awau something so fundamentally human as death" someone would ask. And tubbo would anser "ehh who cares"

He hasnt been fully human since hes burned that whole village down, anyway. And he likes the benefits of this life more than whateer moral superiority a Normal human would have over him

just-

"and tommy too, obviously. I get the feeling you dont like him dead" Ranboo jokes.

There's no decision at all then. Fuck yeah, immortal boyfriend and immortal brother what more could a fucker want.

They get to cause chaos on earth and probably kill a bunch of rich people for a long long time

the end :)

Im like. very tentatively calling this Deathless Death, in the vane hope that i will write something for this better thant bullet points. But for now bullet points it is