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astraltoon · 22 days ago
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Hey all, I work night shift and I barely made it through. Had a panic attack immediately after getting home, still dealing with symptoms from that while I type this.
Fight, in what ever way you can, even if it's just staying alive. They want to exterminate us, do not let them win.
Remember how we got these rights in the first place. Try to find your community and do what you can do to help, even if it's small. Even if all you do is cause a scene before getting taken away, you could inspire generations to come to fight for what's right. If you have to hide away and all you can do is help from the sidelines, spread awareness in any form, donate to orgs, etc., it's still help.
The future will be rough, but it has yet to be written. I know how many of you are feeling hopeless right now but that's exactly what they want. They want this to be easy, don't let it be.
Support hotlines
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fredbread555 · 1 month ago
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it's fall y'all 🍁🍂
an autumn themed recolor set by fredbread555
HAPPY SIMBLREEN!!
details, download, and credits beneath the cut
The set includes:
14 bgc recolors
-Matching pajamas for the whole family!
Long-sleeve cozy pj top for male and female sims aged toddler-elder (11 swatches)
Cozy pj pants the match the tops for male and female sims aged toddler-elder (10 swatches)
A warm onesie for infants and toddlers (8 swatches)
Patterns by Krissy Mast
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-A cutie pie onesie for infants (9 swatches)
-A cozy nightgown for children mesh required (12 swatches)
-A festive shirt for children (13 swatches)
-A festive shirt for female sims aged teen-elder mesh required (21 swatches) (plus some secret swatches!) (they're secret bc i forgot about them when i was making my swatch doc!) (it's snoopy. they're snoopy swatches)
All are base game compatible!
download (google drive)
THUMBNAILS
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(onesies don't have seams in the thumbnails but they do in game)
see all swatches here
CREDITS
credit to @serenity-cc and @historicalfictionsims for the t-shirt and nightgown meshes
reshade by @okruee
credit for designs goes to all the artists ! I found the images all on Pinterest so let me know if u want me to take something down or credit you specifically!
Let me know if there's any issues or anything and tag me if u use these!!! I'd love to see y'all's sims being autumnally festive! Love y'all! Happy fall!
@simblreenofficial
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midnightbrightside · 6 months ago
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I can’t really be mad at people who write about Krissy about abusive or a degenerate in Krisnix and stuff, because I’m quite certain a lot of people who write this stuff see their own slimy abusive exes in Kristoph and are lo key coping and I ain’t bout to tell nobody how to cope with nothing
But I agree,
it’s good to have some variety in the space, because as much as I love to watch Nick suffer, it’s good to have some lighter stuff and who doesn’t love a good
“Divorce selfie”
oh yh idk if u saw i added to my tags (bc i realized i phrased myself poorly lol) that all the abuse fic is valid as hell and im ngl some of it is really good. kristoph makes for a great narrative tool if you really wanna fuck phoenix up. i have some sketches where kristoph kicks the shit out of him somewhere deep in my files... but i was mostly saying that it's nice to see krisnix being treated like a real ship instead of a vehicle for abuse sometimes, but that doesnt detract from the value those fics have!
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multi-royalty-arc · 1 year ago
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I have the mostest things to say about my Krissy crumpet all of the time. FIRSTLY she might be the devil half of our angel/devil duo but she is the SWEETEST person ever and I love her, AND HER MUSES. I love seeing her brain cranking as her new muses come to life and as she's building on her current ones. Krissy is Caroline's rock in the verse we've built and I literally cannot imagine not having this verse because it's been so crucial to some of my developments with Caroline too. She will always be my baby devil huntress. We've had small interactions with Devon (@hdgcrft) and I'm looking forward to exploring more there with some of the things we've talked about!
BUT I need a whole day to just talk about Eris (@smogflesh) , I'll summarise by saying WHAT A CHARACTER SHE IS. I love her whole entity (pun intended). I'm a visual person so when Eris was introduced to me as somewhat of a faceless character I didn't know how interactions with her would go. While I had information from her doc and other things RZ had told me I was still a tiny bit unsure but LET ME TELL YOU I WAS W R O N G on so many levels, Eris is a fantastic character to interact with. She'd unpredictable in the best ways, and it's caught me off guard the way MADISON actually bonded with her. I want to protect Eris so badly with my entire BEING.
You bring the characters to life in a way where anyone can see just how much love and thought goes into them. You missy are stuck with me forever and i'm looking forward to any more muses you create.
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gunchamber · 2 years ago
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Hai hai! Its that time again when I come kicking down amazing blogs ask boxes and share the love! You are amazing, kind, smart, and valued. I enjoy seeing your Krissy on my dash! You give them life and make me feel like I am learning their story and getting to know them! Keep up the amazing work! I hope you were told you are loved today and if not, I love you! Take your medicine (if you take any), drink some water, and eat something. <3 Never stop being you! 
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i kept rereading this over & over in my inbox all throughout yesterday bc i honestly needed it . how did u know ?? this was such a nice thing to wake up to & even seeing it now i feel so lucky !! thank u friend for being an angel <3 you are very appreciated & loved .
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krissydoodle-art · 2 years ago
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HI THERE!!! I’m Krissy. This is just a little intro but this blog is essentially like an archive for my art (when i manage to post something)👍
❗️PROSHIP DNI❗️16+, a little suggestive/might curse a bit but this is not a nsfw page so please keep that kind of interaction/follows to a minimum here thx :’)
if you decide you’d like to follow me here pls turn on post notifications as i am a slow artist and don’t post often :’) and pls don’t be shy to ask or comment, i love hearing from u! heres some stuff abt me:
🌙19 y/o, INTJ
🌙very much multi-fandom!! heres a few (a lot) that i love the most: Hades game, The Legend of Zelda, MGS, Disco Elysium, Sonic, Leviathan trilogy by Scott Westerfeld, Lotr, Team Fortress 2, Dead by Daylight, the bands Ghost, Shinedown, KGatLW, etc etc, ask me abt them!! (theres more <3) currently obsessed with: Ghost and Elden Ring :3
🌙other non-fandom related things i enjoy: animals, knights, history (ancient greece, egyptology, middle ages + renaissance, vikings), gothic architecture, vampires, my ocs. basically if you’re neurospicy we probably have smth in common bc i like too many things as u can see!!
ok thx for reading my lil yap session hope you enjoy my art here :)
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skinniewitch · 3 years ago
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❤️‍🔥 read before following ❤️‍🔥
semi-active dec‘21
hi! I’m krissy. I am 23 years old so PLS don’t follow me if ur a minor (adversely, if I follow you and ur a minor and don’t have ur age in ur bio pls tell me!!!) I haven’t been on tumblr in 5 years so bear with my old ass
she/her | bi | NOT single
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this is my safe space to vent and there WILL be thxnspo… only pr0 for myself. block, don’t report if u disagree with my content please
I love having mutuals and making friends, please feel free to reach out to me if you need a friend or someone to talk to or ask me questions, anything! And if you want a follow back just message me. (I usually follow everyone back but it’s possible I didn’t see it)
also I am pagan and practice witchcraft so it’d be fun to find other fellow witches or spiritual bitches ✨🌙
cw: 143
gw1: 120
gw2: 110
✨ ugw: 100 ✨
hw: 152
lw: 100
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shinymooncolor · 4 years ago
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For my fellow Sweater Weather fans ❤️ @lumosinlove - thank you!
Kudos to @frombeauxbatons for helping me with Finnish.
@wxlfstxrx and @siriuslyqueer love youuu 💕
Sweater weather chats #10
The team goes to Vegas. Kris gets a new phone. Olli speaks Finnish. Remus and Sirius are in their honeymoon phase. The team dads ship it. Kasey gets cuddles. Logan gets lost. Leo is mad. Everyone bets on Sergei. Dumo is not a fan of Russian cheering during sex. Will we ever find out about Prague?
Wednesday 9.22 pm
Eliascookie: eyyy fucking love wifi in the air. 🤪
Dumodad: shhh someone is trying to nap and you guys are loud 🥴
Logantremblayzzz: sorry grandpa. Not all of us are old and cranky.
Sergei_81: careful I fight people for you
CarbO’Hara: and we love you dearly for that. But no denying you and dumo are old and cranky. You could literally both be Leo’s dads
Ollibear: he looks more like sunny and sergei’s baby than dumo’s
Blizzard: ohhh a love triangle 🙊😳
Sunnysideup: as much as I love sergei, I wouldn’t get between him and dumo. They’re the bromance of our gen :) also not my type
Kaneyoudigit: yeah. Where does that butt slap come from anyways? Even when one of them is out or injured they find time for that 👻
Bradygunz: I don’t think anyone understands it... where does it come from? Something about Prague - Allison was super cagey about it.
Dumodad: shhhh let us sleep. Night boys. Got another few hours and practice tomorrow is not optional. Sleep.
Nadotheman: VEGAS BABY
Krisvolley: practice and a game Nado.
RussianGod: DONT be boring krissy
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Friday 12.33 pm
Remus created a group chat
Remus added Dumo, Sirius, Sergei, Sunny and Krissy
Remus named group chat HELP
Remus: okay boys. Sorry for this but I’m a little worried. We’re in Vegas and with a whole day of no games and only practice tomorrow once we touch down in LA, I can’t keep an eye on the entire team.
Dumo: haha dont worry go have a nice date with cap. God knows he’s cranky enough that you were away for that course for three days.
Sunny: don’t worry I sleep with ear plugs anyways 😜
Remus: hey we have separate rooms!
Krissy: wE hAvE sEpErAtE rOoMs....... it’s ok remmy 😉 cap plays better after you do whatever it is you do.
Sirius: alright stop. I wasn’t cranky. And leave Remus alone. You’re supposed to be the mature ones. Also Krissy?
Krissy: yes. I got a new iPhone and made the mistake of asking timmers and Olli to help me set it up on the plane. Now I can’t get it to change back. They set it to Finnish. Have no fucking clue and haven’t managed to get hold of Olli yet. 😳😳😳😳
Sergei: cap and re go enjoy honeymoon we take care of babies
Sunny: 😜😜😜😜😜 enjoy it while it lasts. Before you know it’s chores, babies and using alone time to catch up on sleep
Dumo: yeah. Don’t take your blissful kid free life for granted. 😈
Krissy: didn’t Logan and the other two walk in on your guys doing it in the kitchen last month?
Dumo: so?
Sergei: haha just kitchen? I’ve caught them worse. Is ok. You understand when you have babies. 😆
Krissy: I have a baby. I’m just single 😫😫😫
Sunny: want us to find a girl for you?🤓
Krissy: no thank you. Leave my sex life alone.
Sergei: u even have one?
Krissy left the group chat
Dumo added krissy to the group chat
Dumo: Sergei is sorry......... also he walked in on us maybe 5 times calm down. There’s nothing like Russian cheering to kill a mood....
Sunny: 5? That can’t be right. You were bunnies when she was pregnant last. I saw things I cannot unsee 🤯🤯🤯
Sirius left the group chat
Remus: you broke Sirius. Anyways I’ll leave the babysitting to you guys then.
Sunny: HAVE FUN REMUS 🥳🥳
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Friday 2.54 pm
Logantremblayzzz: guys I’m lost. I’ve been walking towards that big pointy thing and the map from the hotel is crap and I got away from finn and he’s not picking up
*picture of map*
Blizzard: Logan.
Blizzard: THATS A MAP OF PITTSBURGH. WE��RE IN VEGAS. ALSO ITS UPSIDE DOWN.
Blizzard: how the fuck have you lived to see 23? 😆
Logantremblayzzz: oh. That makes more sense. 🙈🙈🙈
Newt-leo: what do you mean you lost Finn? Are you both lost somewhere in Vegas? Just use your phone and get back to the hotel...
Blizzard: Finn left his phone here in the room😂😂😂 better send out a search party
Logantremblayzzz: well I don’t know what happened. I can’t find him now. 😭
LeWilliam: There’s literally one strip of road in Vegas and you’ve gotten lost. 🐸
Dumodad: I swear to the fucking hockey gods we were never this stupid. Idiots. Get back here for 5, and we can go have a team dinner for those who want. Sergei is buying
Evanderbell: ohh @tylerthemighty and I are in!! Thanks @sergei_81!!!
Sunnysideup: he’s sleeping? Hahahah he’s gonna be unhappyyyy 😂
RussianGod: hehe thanks we’re play too...
Nadotheman: he means game. But yeah. Free dinner 😎
Prongstar: I think this one @logantremblayzzz has to go into the promo videos hahahahah 😂😂😂 I’m telling Marlene.... 😘
Ollibear: is anyone looking for Finn?
Newt-leo: yeah me and @krisvolley are going out now
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Friday 3.44 pm
CarbO’Hara: THANKS FOR DITCHING ME LOGAN
Logantremblayzzz: I was lost too! Not my fault you wander about
CarbO’Hara: I was talking to a puppy and when I got back up you were gone 😔 didn’t have my phone. Had to ask two Cher’s and an Elvis how to get back. 😫
Newt-leo: you’re back at the hotel now?
CarbO’Hara: yes. Forgot my phone.
Newt-leo: WELL THATS FUCKING GREAT. 😡
Walkietalkie: uhhh someone is in the dog house 😂😂😂
Nadotheman: bad fish... no goalie love for youuu
Blizzard: I can cuddle ya Finn. No worries. 😘😫😘
Logantremblayzzz: you’re not cuddling Finn. Go cuddle Nado if you need to.
RussianGod: come on blizzard. We do goalie sandwich 🥪🥪🥪🥪
Blizzard: gimme five minutes boysss 😍
Krisvolley: we’re heading back now. You’re paying for our cab Finn. Leo is really mad 😉
Friday 3.52 pm
Timmyforrealz: awww 😍
*nado and Kuny cuddling blizzard in a goalie sandwich*
Ollibear: there’s a lot of bromance in my room right now. 😂
Walkietalkie: at least they’re fully clothed. 🤞🏻
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Friday 6.33 pm
Sergei_81: IM NOT PAYING FOR YOU All
Dumodad: yes you are. It’s your turn. 😘
Sunnysideup: u know it. It’s the deal. Shouldn’t bet if you can’t pay up.
Sergei_81: is thanks I get for fighting for you all.
Sirius: you keep bringing that up. But you love fighting for us. We love you for it 😜
Dumodad: haha cap’s got a point my friend. And you’re a glorious fighter. Haha your punches are feared through the league. Even the linesmen try to avoid getting between you and your victim
Nadotheman: you know there’s a bet in the league? First rookie to take you down gets a Rolex from a draw? Everyone chips in at draft? 😜
RussianGod: is true hehehe I put money in on never so I want watch
KrisVolley: was that an option? 😳 how did I not think of this
RussianGod: I’m smart just not in English. English stupid. Russian best 🥳
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Friday 9.33 pm
Ollibear: Mä oon niin ilonen mut mulla on ikävä kotiin. Mulla on ikävä muumeja.
Ollibear: Ja mun äitiä.
Ollibear: Tykkään myös tosi paljon pannukakuista.
Prongstar: Olli.exe stopped working…….
Sunnysideup: eh anyone’s got an eye on Olli? He’s defaulted to Finnish… 🙊🙊🙊
Dumodad: @timmyforrealzzz @nadotheman @russiangod
Dumodad: WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO NOW
KrisVolley: hahahaha Olli just had some shots. The waitress was making googly eyes at him and I guess he couldn’t say no 😆
Timmyforrealz: I think we should get him back to the hotel 😁😁😁
Nadotheman: not it!!!!
RussianGod: I got him. He dont walk
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“Kuny, he can’t even walk”
“I’m got him. He very drunk. Hehe not hold liquor well for Finn. Is embarrassing” Kuny snorted and hoisted his teammate more firmly over his shoulder.
“He owes me $100 for bribing the driver to take us”
“Sä oot hyvä venäläinen. Et ilkee venäläinen. Tunnen pahoja ja ilkeitä venäläisiä.”
“Any idea what he’s saying?”
“Not sure is even Finnish. Sound like just words”
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hognosesnakehalloweenfest · 3 years ago
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Oct 15: Hope Has Wings (Chapter 1)
By Iz (izziel_galaxy on AO3)
Golden light flickers softly from paper lanterns, hung from strings across the street and above the countless stalls. The gentle glow melds with the slight chill in the air, and conversations mix with music drifting around the festival. The smell of juniper comes from branches in both windowsills and bonfires, and Jack O'Lanterns and carved turnips line the ground with flickering eyes and demonic grins. Around and around turns a child, til the colors smear together in a joyful blur.
Crunch crunch crunch go the leaves under little feet, and small wings spread gleefully, face sticky with sugar. Their hands full of treats, and pockets stuffed with flowers and acorns. The child runs from booth to booth dragging their dad behind them by the sleeve, standing on tiptoes to look at ivory carved with patterns stained in bright hues.
“Daa, lookit is a ‘nake! Oh, a flower birdy! Got pretty colors!”
“The bird is a raven - a symbol of  wisdom and death, and some people say they guide ghosts. And those are chrysanthemums, Eyas. They bloom in the fall and mean happiness, rebirth, and loyalty.” Da’s eyes go all squishy when he's happy, and he’s happy all the time when he tells them stuff!
“A ray-ven, Da’s a ray-ven too! I wan’ it pleeeease?” They make the biggest eyes they can at him, puffing their cheeks and wings up all big. It works to get Da to do stuff a lot, and they reeeally want the ray-ven with the krissy-mums!
“Okay love, you win you win! One day you’ll be the death of me with those eyes and wings of yours, Eyas!”
Da says it like he's mad, but they know he isn't! His eyes are still happy and he pets their hair. Da picks up the ray-ven and goes up to the person to pay for it. This part’s boring, they are gonna stay by the animals, there is a lotta pretty ones still!  Kitties and doggies, fosk-ies and ow-els~. Oh! There are shiny rocks over there, and they sparkle like little stars, but ones u can touch! And over there are the paper lights, but ones you can paint! They wanna make lights with dad, he makes stuff so very pretty!
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Cheerful conversations flow over their head, and yet more small treasures are given to little hands. A bell is tied around a tiny wrist by a shimmering ribbon, and fire-warm cider is received with a happy smile. Like a curious fairy the child wanders farther and farther away from their father, entranced by the beautiful sights and myriads of trinkets surrounding the area.
Their little gaze catches on movement behind a stall, light bobbing up and down before vanishing. The nestling darts around the back and under a line of streamers, before leaving the celebration completely to find out what it is.
The child chases a moving glow like a firefly in the night, reaching, reaching, and snatches it out of the air above their head! They open their hands, and pure light pools in their palms, which rises languidly to form a soft ball the size of an apple, hanging before the chick’s face. The wisp gives off a trilling note, and they return it, a bit soft and shaky.
They've got a light! It's so pretty like their own lit-tel star! Warm and soft blue like da’s eyes but move-y and silly! It bobbes up and down, and they do too, giggling at this new game. Then the light vanishes, and two more bloom out of the grass in front of them!
Hop hop hop, following the lights as they pop up, whenever they reach one it twirls around them and then goes Poof! They chirp happily as they try to catch each one before it disappears. But, after a little bit, they stop. Where, where are they? They can't see the stalls and the lanterns and hear anything!
They can't see Da.
They don’t know where Da is and the lights are pretty but the trees are dark and the quiet is loud. They turn around and around but no matter where they look they don't know where they are. They start to walk faster until it turns into a panicked run, calling out in hopes to hear an answer.
The bramble underfoot snatches at the hem of their clothes, causing them to stumble again and again, their small body becoming scratched, downy feathers drifting down. Teary eyes desperately look for anything familiar, but the woods around them reach dizzying heights, swallowing the star-filled sky like hungry fangs. Branches are long hands reaching to grab them, and the forest sounds like a monster, loud and huge and not one they can run from. But they try to, running and running and
- tripping.
The lost nestling tumbles down to the forest floor, little hands and knees smarting and beading blood. They curl up where they fell, tiny wings hiding a wet face and shaking peeps spilling into the night. The chick’s hitching breath is the only sound filling the air, but a sudden noise startles a gasp out of them, and they peek out from under the fragile shelter of their wings.
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In a forest, there is a child: lost. In a forest, there is a father: searching. In a forest, there is a creature: stalking. It steps f o r w a r d -
About the Author Iz (they/them) is relatively new to writing. They like world building, character design, prose, and body horror.
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copias-thrall · 5 years ago
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Recognition
Suey makes a surprising discovery.
(Start at the beginning)
*light breath play*
It’s been happening for weeks.
A sudden feeling of eyes on you. Weird, little incidents that you can’t help but connect together in your mind—your own Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
Browsing at the consignment shop, and you look up—having felt the weight of a stare—to see a gaggle of girls whispering behind their hands. When you catch eyes with them, they make a hasty retreat, giggling. You look down at yourself to make sure your boob isn’t hanging out, or that there’s no toilet paper stuck to your shoe—but everything seems in order.
At the MAC store (if you wanna upgrade Mary’s stock that’s nobody’s business but your own), when two baby goths seems to be intently watching what you put in your basket. You smile at them, but they just look down quickly, as if the floor holds the secret to non-cakey face powder.
Enjoying $5 beers and reading a book at your neighborhood bar when a group of emo dudes sends you a drink. And, ok—not to brag—that’s not the odd part. It’s the way they elbow each other until one of them comes over and asks if you’re expecting company. You eye him—and the expectant pack he came from—deadpaning that you don’t do gangbangs. He giggles nervously.
“So no one’s joining you?”
“NoPe.”
You have your speech all prepared when he just sighs and says That’s a sham, before heading back over to his group, which reluctantly leaves. Men, leaving when you say you’re by yourself. 
Weird.
It’s all enough to give a girl a complex. So, you try to convince yourself that people looking away when you look up and clearly talking about you surreptitiously, is all in your head. 
You’re having a pre-holiday lunch at the greasy punk diner with your friend Arry because she's not coming to the tree trimming, when the pieces start to fall into place. The two of you are embroiled in a dish session, when a lone girl approaches you. She’s maybe 19—growing out green hair and sporting a Monroe piercing—and she approaches you shyly.
“Excuse me,” she all but whispers.
“Yes?” you say, not unkindly.
She hesitates a little, her eyes darting to yours and then back to the floor, then asks, “You’re Mary’s girl, right? Mary Goore?”
Arry—who you have not told—raises her eyebrows at you and rests her chin in her hand, curious as to where this is going.
“Uh, yeah. Yeah I am.”
The girl sort of rocks back and forth a little, sucking in one side of her cheek.
“I have a-a thing. He just. Always seems so intense? If I gave it to you … ?”
“A thing.”
“It’s-it’s nothing weird. Just a-a drawing.”
Arry is looking at you like, This makes sense to you?!
You smile big and try to send out I’m-not-going-to-eat-you vibes, which is a struggle since your default setting is mostly fuck-off-and-die.
“All right, let’s see then.”
The girl’s face snaps to look up at you, gauging your sincerity, before swinging her messenger bag around. She fumbles around in it, bringing out a sketchbook. You can see she’s shaking as she flips through it. She finally manages to get to the right page, and then she’s turning it out and around for you to see.
It’s a gorgeous caricature of Mary on stage in his corpse paint looking grave and holding his guitar out like a weapon. There’s a speech bubble that says, “u want sum fuk?”.
It’s hilarious.
When you don’t respond immediately—only because you’re so entranced—the girl starts sputtering.
“I-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean—”
“No, it’s wonderful,” you say as you look up at her. “This is great—right up his alley.”
She brightens. “Really??”
“Really,” you agree.
“Th-thanks. So you’d … ?”
“Yes, I’d love to give this to him, if that’s what you want.”
She nods vigorously.
Luckily you have your computer and bag with you, so you gingerly place the drawing inside your closed laptop for safekeeping. The girl is looking at you as if you’d hung the moon.
“Do you have an insta?” you ask.
“Oh! Yeah, it’s …” She leans down and writes her handle on a napkin.
You take it, smiling warmly at her, and are surprised when she leans down for a side hug, before quickly scampering off. Arry is giving you A Look.
“What. The Absolute Fuck. Was that about?”
You blush. It’s not that you’ve been hiding Mary … it’s just that it’s so new, even if doing the math in your head tells you otherwise. You give her a little shrug.
Arry glares at you. “Ok, fine. I was giving you a chance. But if you’re not going to come clean …” She pulls out her phone, tapping and scrolling through it before sliding it over to you. “Explain .”
Picking up the phone you see a grainy picture of you at Regency sitting on Mary’s lap. Your head snaps up.
“Where did you—”
“Oh, keep scrolling.”
You do, and you find several more from that night, some really unflattering zooms with redeye from other bars, and the selfie Roxie took—in which you and Mary are pale and glowering and Roxie still looks high.
“Where did you get these ?” you hiss, clenching the phone.
When Arry holds out her hand, you reluctantly hand it back over.
“One of my friends sent that last one to me—that’s from Roxie Hearts’ instagram, by the way. She’s a pretty well-known—”
“Yes, I know.” You put your head in your hands.
“She’s since deleted it, by the way. But, Otis sent it to me asking if this wasn’t you. I kind of fell down a rabbit hole of hashtags from there. So. Explain.”
“Um,” you say and you trace patterns with your finger on the table, “you remember Bathroom Guy?”
“This is the guy who fucked you in a bathroom?!”
You grimace at your friend.
“Yeah?”
Your friend slaps the table and shakes her hands at you.
“HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU’RE DATING BATHROOM GUY ?!”
“It’s only been like 6 months or something,” you mutter.
She throws a french fry at you.
“Six months !”
“Dating is like pregnancy ! You can’t announce it too soon! It might not take!”
“That’s only for like, three months, you cow. You’re fucking impossible. Only you would think 6 months is nothing! DETAILS .”
“I just,” you stammer, “I don’t know! He put his number in my phone and I just. Kept calling him up. For sex. I have needs you know!”
“Oh yes. We’re all very clear on what a fucking nympho you are. But how do you go from booty calls to random teens giving you fan art of your boyfriend who’s in a band.”
You put your head in your hands and moan.
“I don’t know! Here I am thinking of him as This Guy who just randomly shows up to fuck, to complain about everything, and to watch my cable when he’s not working—and it turns out that’s dating. Ta-da!”
You give her jazz hands.
She scrunches her face at you.
“Tell me you’re not in one of those situations you get yourself into.”
“What situations?”
“Ok, look. Don’t get offended—”
“Arr—”
“No: listen, hun—sometimes you date guys just because it’s like you don’t know what else to do. Don’t give me that look, you know you do. They're clearly into you, and you just seem indifferent most of the time.”
You shrug. “Well, Mary isn’t like that.”
“Which is why you haven’t fucking told anyone?” She raises her eyebrow.
You start shredding your napkin. “I guess maybe I keep waiting for him to realize I’m not the cool girl he thinks I am? How embarrassing would that be if I told people and then he dumped me? He knows all kinds of … people.”
“Oh, hon,” she says as she puts her hand on yours. “You’re amazing. That’s what he sees.”
“Yeah, well. Maybe,” you say, and you quickly take back your hand.
There’s a beat, and then Arry asks, “Do you have any pictures of him?” 
“Seems like you have plenty,” you huff.
“Yeah, all grainy. C’mon! Don’t hold out on me!”
Begrudgingly, you fish out your phone and pull up the G-rated album—which you created after Krissy almost swiped too far in your camera roll—and hand it over to Arry. She takes it greedily and starts zooming and swiping.
“Huh,” she says, her face twisting in … concentration? “Don’t I know this guy?”
“You literally just said you stalked him on insta.”
“No, from somewhere else.” She waves her hand at you. “Whatever.” Arry keeps scrolling. “Well, he looks … happy.”
You frown. “You don’t like him.”
She hands the phone back to you. “I don’t know him. I just think the makeup is weird.” She leans in. “Does he take it off? Have you seen his real face?!”
You scrunch your face at her. “Of course he takes it off.” You toss your hair haughtily. “You think I’m going to let him eat me out like that? Like I need another UTI in my life.”
Arry bursts out laughing. “You did seem to get a disproportionate amount.”
Shrugging, you say, “Spermicide, who knew?”
“Yeah, sure. That’s why.”
You throw a fry back at her. “Bitch.”
She sticks her tongue out at you.
“Anyway . No, he usually doesn’t wear it when we’re just hanging out.”
“So you don’t hang out a lot?”
You squint at her. “Why would you say that?”
“None of those pictures show his face!”
“They don’t?” you ask as you open your phone to scroll through again. She’s right, so you pop back to your camera roll. “Oh. Well,” you look up at her, “those ones are … private.”
“Sexy pictures aren’t supposed to have faces!”
While there are X-rated pictures of the 2 of you sans faces on your roll, the ones that you’re talking about are not those. One is you in bed wearing Mary’s tee with him asleep and drooling on your chest; another is him at your cafe table focused on his guitar; still another is him at your feet, staring up at you. 
So—not X-rated but definitely private.
“Yeah, well—it doesn’t need to be sexy to be private.” You lock your phone and shove it back in your bag.
Arry is staring at you.
“What?”
“You like him.”
“Of course I like him. I’m dating him, aren’t I?”
She gives you a knowing smile, and you roll your eyes in response.
“SoOo … when do I get to meet him?”
You groan again.
You’ve basically just gotten home yourself—and are in the process of shucking off your stockings to soak—when Mary bangs into your place with his usual finesse. You’re surprised because Fridays are his big money-making day at the bar, especially now that it’s the holidays. 
“What are you doing here?” you ask as you wander out of your bathroom.
Mary makes a face at you as he throws down his stuff. “Well, hello to you too.”
You roll your eyes. “You know what I mean—you’re supposed to be working.”
He takes in your outside clothes. “Oh … were you … going out?”
“Just got in, actually. Saw a friend for lunch.”
Mary continues taking off his shoes. “Ah. Well, I switched.”
“Switched for what? You’re already working tomorrow night.”
“What are you? My day planner now?”
You bristle. “Christ, Mare. Is it a crime to know when you’re going to be unavailable. What? I should just sit here waiting for you whenever just in case ?”
“Fuck—calm down, all right? I asked for the night off, ok?.”
“You’re blowing off work?” you ask as you squint at him. “Why would you do that? I thought you were counting on the tips?”
“See, this is why I told you I switched. I’m not ‘blowing off work’—I asked Mickey last week if there were any days he could spare me, and he called to let me know I could take tonight off if I wanted.”
You shift uneasily.
“But why would you do that?”
“Uh … to spend time with you?”
“But, I’m not … I didn’t ask you to do that. I don’t want to be why you can’t make rent. I could’ve waited til before I left on Monday to see you.”
Mary just sighs and flops down on your couch, pulling the balled-up afghan over his lap.
“Suey, I’m not as broke as all that. It’s tight—sure—but. Life is more than just watching it pass you by while you feed into the capitalist grind, you know? Is it so out there that I want to see my girlfriend without either of us having to fuck off afterwards?”
He looks over at you. You crawl onto the couch after him, squeezing yourself behind him so you can massage his shoulders. Mary melts into your touch.
“Of course I want to see you, but I don’t want to be why you can’t concentrate on your band, especially since you guys have such a full schedule til the end of the year. I know how important that is.”
He tilts his head to kiss your hand.
“Even if that’s why I can’t see you as much as I’d like?”
“Clingy dudes are such a turn off,” you say as in mock affectation. “I like my independence.”
Mary snorts.
You work his neck and shoulders in silence for a while before he catches up one of your hands to kiss the knuckles.
“One day I’ll give you everything.”
Your gut does something complicated, so you pull your hand back to rest on his shoulder.
“That’s a nice sentiment, Mary, but I won’t hold you to it.”
Mary sighs with his whole body.
“I wish you would.”
The two of you stay like that for a while—with you encircling him from behind and his head back leaned back on you.
“So …” you say. “Apparently we’re all over the internet.”
He twists a little to face you.
“What do you mean?”
You scramble off the couch to grab your phone from your bag, and present the pictures now in it to Mary. He scrolls through, his face indecipherable. 
“These are all …?”
“On Instagram, yeah.”
When he gets to Roxie’s selfie, he exhales heavily, resting his forehead on the phone.
“I’ll tell her to delete this.”
“It’s apparently already gone.”
He rolls his head back toward you.
“I’m sorry.”
You squint at him. “Why are you sorry?”
“I don’t think sometimes.”
You smirk at him. “I’m not going to refute that.”
He makes a tetch noise at you.
“I didn’t think what, uh, showing you off would mean. For you.”
You crawl into his lap. “I mean, it’s a little weird. I’m no one.”
Mary chucks you under the hey. “Hey. You’re someone. To me.”
Rolling your eyes, you say, “You know what I mean, Mare.”
“Well, I’m sorry you’re all over Instagram, but I’m not sorry people think you’re someone.”
He’s giving you his soft eyes, and you suddenly remember the fan art. You let out an Oh before climbing off his lap. Mary seems a little put off, but you can tell his curiosity is piqued when you extract the sheet of paper stock from your laptop.
“ A fan of yours gave this to me to give to you.”
Mary looks pained.
“It’s amazing,” you say as you hold out the paper. He takes it gingerly, and you make yourself comfortable once more on your couch. He’s staring at the page, the corners of his mouth twitching upward.
“You should feature it on the band’s insta and @ her.”
He looks at you. “The band has an instagram?”
“You’re fucking useless, you know that? Yes, your band has an insta. It’s awful, by the way—who takes your pictures? A dog with a GoPro?”
“Uh ….”
“Useless. Anyway, I’m telling you—post it and tag her.”
He carefully sets the picture on your coffee table.
“I’d rather tag you,” he says as he noses into your neck. Your tilt your head to give him access, and you feel his lips press into the juncture of your neck—
—and then he blows a raspberry into your skin.
You shriek and try to pull away, but he grips you tightly against him as he continues to misuse your neckline. You’re twisting in his grasp, laughing and trying to push him away. He snuffles into your skin, growling and wetly licking at you. You finally manage to get your hands under his shirt, and you wiggle your fingers into his side, causing him to yelp and jerk away.
“That’s cheating!” he says as he fights to keep your menacing hands away from his body.
“All’s fair in love and war, asshole.”
You lunge for him, and he catches up your wrists in his strong grip. He pulls you into him, practically touching his nose to yours. Hooded eyes dart around your face he says,
“Oh yeah? Which one’s this?”
He’s looking at you intensely, his grip relaxing slightly, and that’s when you lean in and bite down hard on his bottom lip. He makes an aggrieved noise as he flinches away, and you use the opening to push him down and dig your hands into his sides again. He’s flailing and cursing at you, so you climb on top of him and fight to get his arms pinned under your legs.
“Hah! I’m queen of the hill, motherfucker. Victory is mine!”
Mary’s face is flushed under his day makeup, and the laughter tears have worn trails down his temples. He’s making Grumpy Skeleton face at you.
“You play dirty, Suey.”
You lean down, hands trailing teasingly over his sides as he tries and fails to jerk away from your touch.
“I play to win. And I demand my spoils.”
“Oh? And what do you think you’ve won?”
“A favor—a kiss. On the lips.”
He quirks his eyebrow at you. “Just a kiss?” His hips shift and buck under you, his erection obvious against you.
You nod. “Just a kiss.”
“Ok, Queen Bitch. You may steal a kiss from your prisoner.”
Smiling wickedly, you hike up your skirt and knee up his torso. His eyes open wide, but his pupils are fully dilated. You cast about for—ah!—a napkin on the coffee table from … whenever … and wipe some of the makeup off his face. He grumbles at you, but allows it. 
Once you’re satisfied, you toss the napkin in the general area of your trash can, then you knee up further. When you’re kneeling over his mouth, you reach between your legs and shift the crotch of your polka-dot panties out of the way.
“Kiss it.”
His hands reach up to grip at your thighs; he licks his own lips, then presses a chaste kiss to the ones of your cunt before looking up at you for approval. You pet down his head, the fake blood from his hair flaking off onto your hand and the couch.
“Mmm. That's a good start, but you should show me your technique—use a little tongue.”
Mary closes his eyes again, and his tongue flicks out to trace the seam of your folds. He does this a few times, you letting out pleased sighs, before slowly wiggling the tip in between them. At the first exploratory flick on your clit, you moan and grip his stiff hair. He slithers his tongue up and down through your slit slowly, dipping into your hole before licking at your nub.
“It’s ok to get sloppy!” you gasp as you rock against his chin. “I don’t mind a little spit.”
His grip on your thighs tightens as his mouth presses into you, his tongue now lapping in an ever-increasing rhythm as you gasp and work your hips against his rhythm. Mary shifts his long legs so that they’re bent at the knees, and you lean back into them. 
“So good. Fuck … yeah. Put a finger in me!” you moan.
He manages to work a hand under you, his finger slipping in easily because of your wetness, and he presses into the spots you like. You’re trembling with the effort of holding yourself up, and you’re swallowing hard when you remember you have to breathe. Mary redoubles his efforts, his tongue speeding up as he swirls around your clit and his finger beginning to fuck in and out of you.
“Oh god, oh fuck, oh god,” you chant as you feel your pussy begin to pulsate and tighten. Mary presses the tip of his into your nub, and you can feel the sweetness of your orgasm pool, ready to break. You tense, back bowed, about to cum—and Mary, eyes now firmly fixed on you, sets his tongue flying on your engorged clit. You let out ridiculous moans—worthy of a bad porn star—as you climax and your pussy pops, your knees pressing hard into either side of his head. Mary doesn’t stop the massage of his tongue until you lean all your weight into the wall of his thighs behind you.
“Is my Queen Bitch pleased with her favor?” he asks wryly as he wipes his face with the collar of his shirt. You purr out an Mmm, content to just lounge against his knees. He—however—sits up, rearranging the two of you so that you’re straddling his lap.
“If I may be so bold?” he says as he gives a few experimental ruts against you.
“Lay on,” you say lazily, and make a “proceed” motion with your hand.
Mary’s eagerness is palpable as he struggles to get his dick out of his jeans without bucking you off him. You smile at him smugly as you refuse to help with his efforts at all. He makes a few annoyed sounds at you, but is ultimately successful with freeing his cock—your clit giving a throb of interest when you get an eyeful at how hard and flushed it is.
“C’mon,” he whines as he rubs it against you. “You gotta help out.”
Sighing as if you’re so put out, you lift up enough for him to rub his cockhead through your slit a few times—a grunt of approval escaping from his lips—before he gets the tip inside you. You slide down him—the both of you moaning as he enters you fully—and then he hooks his hands over your shoulders for the leverage to pound up into you.
You try to ride him, but his thrusts are too insistent for you to keep up, so instead you grind your clit down into the curls of his pubic hair. He’s been rubbing his face back and forth over your collarbone, but suddenly he tilts his head back and slows his fucks.
“Oh fuck, oh shit. Wanna feel your tits.” He tugs at your blouse. “Take this off before I rip it off you.”
You roll your eyes, but begin to fumble with your buttons as he yanks his band tee over his head. He almost does rip off your cami when he sees you have another layer to contend with, but ultimately you shimmy out of it without incident. When your breasts land heavy against your ribs, he’s quick to lean down and suck one into his mouth. He rocks into you now without rhythm as he sucks and licks at your tits, more interested in the weight and fullness of them in his mouth than nipple play. 
While he plays with them, you reach your hand down to play with your clit as you rock your hips. You lose yourself in the feeling of Mary filling and sucking on you as you bring yourself closer to a second orgasm. He doesn’t seem to notice how close you are, so he’s surprised when you suddenly jerk away moaning and start clenching around his dick.
“You sneak!” he gasps out as your climax rhythmically squeezes him. He snarls at you as he once again grips you to him and starts to fuck up into you without mercy. Your tits are now squashed into his chest, and you moan—still a raw nerve from your orgasm—at the feeling of your hard nipples rubbing against him.
Mary’s forehead presses against your breastbone, and he’s making little noises of distress at his need to cum like 5 minutes ago. The angle isn’t quite right for him to get as much thrust as he wants, and he’s trying to make up for it in frequency—but that’s just tiring him out.
You start squeezing your muscles around him—him moaning each time—and you lean down to whisper praise into his ear as you wrap a hand around his throat.
“You’re doing so well. That’s my good boy. You’ve pleased me so much. Such a very good boy for me.”
You squeeze a little harder.
A few more shuddering thrusts, and he finally stiffens, breathing muffled cries of release into your chest as his climax washes over him. He’s panting, and you feel the throb of his cock as he spills into you.
“There you go. So good, Mary. So good.”
You stay like that until he recovers his senses and tilts his head to blink up owlishly at you.
“Fuck,” he says, and you grin, leaning down to peck his lips.
He flops down onto his back, and you gingerly—legs protesting the whole time—climb off him to wobble unsteadily on the floor. He looks over at you.
“No. Rest,” he says reaching an arm out to you. You take it, but use it to pull him up, which just results in him sliding off onto the floor. “Ugh, why,” he whines as you laugh at his tangle of limbs and soft dick flopping about.
“C’mon. Let’s take a shower and wash all the gross off before we fall asleep like old people. I don’t think my couch cushions can be flipped again.”
Mary groans, but starts the process of getting up off the floor.
“I’m really am gonna get you a plastic cover.”
“That’s a terrible idea. We’d slip right off!”
He grins at you. “Only if we were wearing clothes.”
The two of you are waiting for the Chinese food you ordered, bundled up in the afghan against the creeping chill while Mary flips through your channels and you idly go through Mary’s ancient camera. All the images seem to fall under 1 of 3 categories: dead/decaying things; run down buildings; & injuries … but there are a handful of sporadic pictures of just you—mundane things like you touching your nose to remember something, or asleep on the couch, and one of you frowning at the subway wait time. Thinking of your own “matching set”—so to speak—you look up at Mary; his hair is soft and flat, his face scrubbed clean. You lean in to swipe at Mary’s bare cheek, and his eyes sweep over to you.
“What? Did I not get it all?”
“No, you did—it’s just. I like this Mary. Like, Mean Skeleton Mary is hot, but this one is just for me.”
Mary grins wide, and you smile back—but then he laughs into your face, and you flinch away.
“What?”
“Nothing,” he gasps around his giggles.
“Ok, fuck you,” you say as you pull away from him and curl into yourself, crossing your arms.
“No! No no no!” he wheezes as he reaches for you. “C’mere, I’m sorry.”
“No,” you gripe as you squirm ineffectually to get out of his grasp. You fume in his embrace as he continues to chuckle. 
“You’re a dick, Mary Goore.”
“I’m sorry, Suey,” he says as he swipes at his eyes. “It’s just—that’s the single most ‘mushy’ thing you’ve ever said to me that was legit. Is there a heart in there after all?”
Grumbling, you push at him with your feet to keep him away. “Don’t get used to it. It only beats occasionally.”
Still laughing, he swipes his camera from you, turning it to get you in its frame.
“I want to document this moment, so I have it for the record that your heart beat once.”
You make a mean lemon face at and give the middle finger to him as he snaps a few pictures of you.
“The day Suey’s heart grew 3 sizes.” 
“I hope you know we’re in a fight right now.”
“Yeah, I know. Worth it, though.”
Later, when you’re prone and regretting all the noodles you’ve just consumed—and after you rubbed your food baby on Mary and demanded child support ( “How can it be mine? Look how big it is already! No dice, momma.”)—you watch as Mary picks up the fan art off the table to examine again.
“It is good,” he says. You murmur wordlessly in agreement. “But I’m still sorry you’re out there now.”
You wave it off. “It’s fine now that I know. It was just weird at first—like I had to keep constantly checking that my skirt wasn’t tucked into my tights or something. Now, I keep thinking about how I can’t just go out in my pjs anymore. Full makeup and full outfit for me, even if it’s just to the corner store!”
Mary snorts. “Why do you think I just started going everywhere as ‘Mean Skeleton Mary’?”
“I just assumed it was because you’re a pretentious fuckhead.”
“You’re a bitch.”
He jostles you meanly on purpose, and you grunt as your food sloshes uncomfortably in your stomach.
“I will vomit on you.”
He grins. “Neat.”
“Ugh—gross , Mary.”
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locktobre · 4 years ago
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Its hard to think of barbie questions to ask u bc we talk about it daily cnndnfjd. Anyway what classic barbie character/s would you like to see return, either in a movie or dha?
That is true, you already know basically all my Barbie thoughts asdksdnf
I’d love to see Barbie’s family come back! Aunt Millicent, Aunt Marlene, Max and Marie, Grandma Roberts... I think they could easily be worked into the DA continuity. I’m also still hoping for new baby Kelly (or Krissy). Tommy too, as I said earlier.
I’d also REALLY love to see Francie in animated form, but I have VERY specific ideas about what I want for Francie and I doubt they’d do what I want with her. Maybe Jazzie too? I’d also be open to seeing Tutti and Todd again! I had an idea awhile back that they could be adopted into the Roberts family (so that they could keep their correct ages, approximately the same as Stacie), I think I even started on a sketch of that at one point... But yeah. I’d love for them to bring back old dolls that way.
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lcofowler · 4 years ago
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THE CHARACTER STATISTICS
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FULL NAME — leopold kristoff fowler
NICKNAME — leo pretty exclusively methinks........ one of his brother’s used to call him krissy to annoy him n stopped after leo finally punched him over it snickers
D.O.B. — november 12th, 1996
LINK TO THEIR PINTEREST BOARD OR TAG ON YOUR BLOG — board | tag
STAR SIGN / MOON & RISING — scorpio sun, sagittarius moon, virgo ascending
MBTI — estp - the entrepeneur
MORAL ALIGNMENT — chaotic neutral
MARITAL STATUS & SEXUALITY — single & pansexual
LANGUAGES — english & dutch
TALENTS / HOBBIES — guitar, bass, drumming, partying titters, soccer, wastes way too much time making tiktoks
TOP 5 MUSICIANS — creedence clearwater revival, dababy :/, elvis presley, run the jewels, glass animals
FAVOURITE BOOK — has he ever even read a book................. a genuine good question. definitely liked some comics tho, like the walking dead ones probs
FAVOURITE FILM & TV SHOW — hes tht person whose fav movie is like . step brothers or something. like i unironically think leo loves tht movie n im sry abt it. he jst doesnt rly care wht he watches at all bt stupid humour like tht wld probs entertain him enough if he was watching something on his own / was attached to the walking dead cuz of the comics but otherwise doesn’t watch too many tv, probs watches marj’s Soaps w her whenever he has free time
FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME — i dnt kno much abt video games. he was probs more of an outdoors than video game kid bt feel like he’d like games w a story like life is strange or dumb ones tht rnt taken seriously n u can jst play simply on ur laptop like coming out on top or tht old computer game façade
WHAT DID THEY DO THIS PAST SUMMER? — worked A Lot to make up fr the damage he’d done after his last Episode at a local grocery store, jst hung out n partied w friends mostly otherwise
WHERE HAVE THEY TRAVELLED? — florida n new york mostly in the states before connecticut, amsterdam a lot, greece and italy as well
DO THEY TAKE ANY PRESCRIPTIONS? — has been given a fuck ton of mood stabilizers to try n hes only jst recently started Actually taking carbatrol tht hes been prescribed after basically being begged to by his aunt n uncle
DO THEY HAVE ANY DIAGNOSIS’S? — bipolar i, adhd
FICTIONAL CHARACTER THEY ARE MOST LIKE? — stu from scream (minus the murder lawl), jj maybank from outer banks, valerio from elite, ransom from knives out (minus the murder once more this pattern is getting scary)
ARE THEY EMPLOYED? WHERE DO THEY WORK? — yes they work as a florist at his aunt n uncle’s flower store fowler’s flowers! steve was so proud of all his hard work this summer he promoted leo to supervisor! :D
WERE THEY POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL? — he was definitely talked about, but he also went to like 5 diff high schools, people jst basically heard rumours n saw the stupid stuff he did n if they stuck around to see it it was merely bc they wanted to see if he had the balls to go through with his next stupid plan instead of with the intent of friendship or anything like that
DO THEY DO DRUGS? — ya he kinda jst does wtvr
DRINK? — too much yes.
SMOKE CIGARETTES? — not as much as he used to
SMOKE WEED? — a bit mostly if someone else offers it up
WHERE WERE THEY BORN? WHERE DID THEY GROW UP? — he was born in tallahassee but grew up between there n manhattan a lot depended on wht parent wasnt sick of him yet titters
DO THEY PLAN TO GO TO GRAD SCHOOL? — he doesn’t even kno if he’s gna make it thru his undergrad
WHAT ARE THEIR PLANS POST-GRADUATION? — there are none..... he wldnt b surprised if he jst ended up working at fowler’s flowers fr the rest of his life hes jst so comfortable there n has no idea wht hes gna do.
PARENTS NAMES — renata & archibald (mom n dad), marjorie & steven (aunt n uncle, current guardians)
DO THEY HAVE SIBLINGS? NAMES & AGES? — Yeth theres augustus (28), mikhael (26), vaughn (21), n willhelm (18)
DO THEY HAVE PETS? TYPES & NAMES? — mitzie’s a tortoiseshell cat tht lives at marj n steve’s tht he does love quite dearly bt thts it
ARE THEY RELIGIOUS? WHAT IS THEIR RELIGION IF SO? — lawl no, his dad is 7th day adventist tugs my shirt collar but leo hated it growing up, is pretty spiritual tho thanks to marj n steve
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEY SLEPT WITH? — god. a Lot. 100+ frankly idek........ he jst doesnt care.
WHAT VEHICLE DO THEY DRIVE? IF THEY DON’T DRIVE, HOW DO THEY TRAVEL AROUND TOWN? — he doesn’t have his own car but he borrows his aunt n uncle’s if they’re not using it, rides his bike around a lot
DESCRIBE THEIR FASHION — so . insanely all over the place. jst doesn’t care. once wore a pair of his aunts leggings to a fkin funeral bc he didnt have anything clean. wore a crop top he made with the words ‘this is what gay looks like’ to a job interview. a sweater that said ‘big dick is back in town’ to a family reunion after he hadnt seen his immediate family in like . a year. jst a lot of absurd thrift store finds n wtvr he wants. patterns tht dont match. very proud of his neon green dr martens w aliens on the side. anything loud rly.......
DO THEY PREFER TO BE BEHIND THE CAMERA OR IN FRONT OF IT? — either/or
DO THEY BELIEVE ANY OF THE STORIES ABOUT RADCLIFFE? WHICH ONES? — not really, but he pretends he does and relays them all to his aunt to freak her out bc she RLY believes them
DO THEY THINK THE MOTHMAN IS HOT? — yes<3
A QUOTE THAT DESCRIBES THEM — “It is an act of rebellion to remain present, to go against society’s desire for you to numb yourself, to look away. But we must not look away.”
A SONG THAT THEY WOULD RELATE TO — morning in america - jon bellion
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sealionsam · 4 years ago
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Your wayward sisters content give me life! The CW ROBBED US! I was wondering out of all female characters that this show shoves to the side, who do you think would make a good edition to wayward Squad? I could see Krissy and Magda fitting in well!! Patience & Magda was missed opportunity! Not to mention the show did Krissy dirty with her dad and victor!! Then imagine Alex and Krissy bonding? And maybe Krissy wanting to become a sheriff like Jody?? Thx for running an awesome blog (●´ω`●)
oh!!! first of all, thank u so much!! and well. you know in an ideal world at least most women would make a cameo an episode in the au where we got the show (episode(s) with rowena, episode with alicia bane, etc, etc.)
BUT in general a good edition would definitely be krissy and magda!!!! i would love to see how krissy has grown and also is definitely still hunting with josephine!! and then patience and magda dealing with their psychic issues together is the DREAM
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staarblaster · 6 years ago
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Chapter Three
Hey, guys, before I upload chapter three I want to add another really boring announcement. School starts up again in tomorrow days, and I know my uploading schedule will be scarce. However, I will try to have chapters up whenever I can. Anyways here is chapter three and four, four is going up with a separate post. My posting schedule will be pretty random and I will post when I can. Also,, I’m gonna take a hiatus, for a month(?) 
Chapter Three
“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself”-Mark Twain
Perfection (n):  the embodiment of being perfect
My grandmother was my hero when I was little she would tell me stories about her childhood. Growing up her father was a sound technician for MGM and her mother did the makeup and sometimes the celebrities would come over on special occasions like her birthday.
I suppose that’s what prompted her to want to work in the media and journalism.
She used to tell me stories of her adventures,  across Europe and her interviews with varying monarchies. It was on a train back to California where she met my grandfather,  she was drinking a scotch soda, which unbeknownst to him was more soda than scotch.
He was deep in a game of poker with several of his friends who were coming down to California, she was drinking a scotch soda, unbeknownst to him had more soda than scotch.
He was deep in a game of poker with several of his friends, she watched in silence with both curiosity and intrigue, occasionally getting glares from the men sitting around the table.
She watched as her future husband flushed hundreds, more like thousands of dollars into the game until she confidently said she was going to play next which got a few hearty chuckles, which caused her to roll her eyes, most of them were drunk and she had a very good poker face.  As the game commenced she managed to not just win back the money but two engagement rings, a pocket watch, and even her husband’s heart.
She used to tell me at the end of every story that curiosity and wit were our greatest gifts and with them, we could solve any mystery.
But once she died she became like a ghost, pictures of her were removed, only leaving rumors of her behind.
I couldn't let her disappear, so I decided to conduct my own private investigation.
When I was a little kid and I found a picture of her and my grandfather and my mom. I smiled as I held my first real lead.
In the picture, my grandparents looked so happy and then I noticed my mom hiding behind her leg. Slowly and gently I tried to remove the picture from the frame,  and as I slowly got it out my mom ripped the picture from my hands.
Her facial expression was a bright beet red as she violently ripped it out of my hands.
“Why can't you just play your role, Juliana? For once I'd like if you kept your nose of business that doesn't even involve you. ”
I felt the tears swell up inside of me. But, instead of fighting back my better instincts (crying) I immediately hugged my mom.
She sighed,
“I love you Jules...  sometimes I wish you'd be normal. Can you do that for me please?”
I nodded my head up and down slowly.
As she tucked me in again,  she kisses my head and holds the photograph in her hands, the next day I decided to take a little more time to try and fit in.
From then on stopped keeping my blonde hair up and let it down, I ditched my glasses for my more comfortable contacts.
I started to get involved more but it never seems to be enough for my parents. They kept insisting that I should do more, eventually leading me to dance and violin lessons (fortunately only lasting two years).
In the dance class, I realized that I was going to need ”subjects” after all a queen couldn't lead on her own.
In the dance class, I found the Chrissy's, they seem to have the dance studio under their boot heel.
If I could “liberate” them perhaps they'd follow me.
It didn't take long before I eventually made two friends in the class, Ophelia and Madison.
Madison was at least five foot eight and according to the Chrissy's had two left feet. She had light dyed purple hair and her eyes were a light Hazel although she seems like the last person that would be in the dance class she could actually dance pretty well. She would put the facade of insecurities but with confidently dance to Tchaikovsky. She was free to express who she was, as dancing was apart of her.
Ironically, however, being raised by a single dad and four brothers she had to keep the tougher shell in class for the sake of showing fragility. However, once she opened up she was loyal, dedicated and a really good listener.
Ophelia had a caramel skin tone, she was shy and had a shortened forearm but had the biggest heart.
She would walk dogs, and volunteer anywhere to show that she wasn't a girl with just a short arm.
As our friendship blossomed we decided that we would have a come have a “dance battle” against the Chrissy’s which was seen as ridiculous. But my girls and I were ready we could be successful.
However, on the day of our “battle” Ms. Clarke surprised us with all one-on-one auditions with Warren Academy, i.e one of the most prestigious art boarding school, it was basically Teen Julliard. Not everyone would make it in (obviously), but if you did you had potential to be a Broadway legend.
Krissy and I were unfortunately paired together and our theme was duality. One of us would play the person staring into the mirror “angel” and the other would play the reflection the “devil”.
Of course, yours truly got stuck playing the devil and Krissy had to defeat me. Everything was going smoothly but as soon as I was getting ready to give Krissy my final blow Krissy had stepped on my ankle hard.
She claimed that it was an accident only to tell her friends that was indeed deliberate which prompted a) Warren offered me a full scholarship b) my parents threatened to sue the dance studio and Krissy's parents of criminal action weren't taken.
Eventually, it was with Krissy being sent to juvie for two to five years.
As I began to start at my new school Maddie, Ophelia and I began to drift away from each other. I had to do well in this Art School even if I was alone.
Over time I gained a sort of popularity stemming from the incident with my ankle it just started casually saying that I broke it following an audition and then warping into a story of me breaking it while I was on a Broadway stage.
My attempts to quell the rumors only spawn more rumors and newfound popularity and a new boyfriend. My life completely changed when I entered Warren and I never expected any more changes.
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Wednesday’s were personally my favorite day of the week: Dance team and theatre practice. We were putting on the musical Chicago.
I had gotten lucky and was allowed to the Assistant Choreographer.
Between that and balancing four classes, two of which being Advanced Placement it was a miracle I could stay focused.
I heard my phone’s alarm going off as well as an obnoxiously loud knock.  I tried to stop my alarm which was Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall from the speakers of my phone which I did kind of successfully.
I opened the door, I saw one of the girls from my dance team, her face was completely flushed, it was clear that she had ran to see me.
Her breathing was hitched, I awkwardly invited her inside my single room, and got her some water to drink which she drank eagerly. I recognized her immediately, she was Hana Andersen, a shy yet over-eager freshman on the dance team. She was a little rusty but was a little ball of energy when it came to freestyle.
“Han you wanna tell me what’s going on?” I asked carefully.
My door was closed, so no one could see the empathy I had hidden for years.
Her hands started to shake and I gently started to coax her into speaking, and she gently took a small breath.
“I-I...Don’t think I’m fit to be at Warren,” she whispers.
Her tone is soft and a bit distressed, but still sad nonetheless.
I nodded,  gently taking her hand,
“You know.. I think you do. Everyone’s been in your shoes at least once. Hell, even you can’t expect to become a star overnight. If you want I can help you, at least if you want me too?”
Hana’s eyes light up as well as faintly brimmed with tears and she nods overzealously and immediately hugs me.
“Thank you! Thank you, Juliana...Jules!”
I nod and look at the time, 7:25 am. Shit, if  I’m not careful I’m going to miss breakfast.
“Meet in my room before dinner?”
She nodded again, as she opened the door and smiled, and said
“Pink Floyd's my brother’s favorite! ”
I smile and lie effortlessly,
“Same with mine.”
I closed the door behind me, I looked at the time again, 7:32. There was no way I was going to get breakfast in time, I had to take a shower and get ready for my advanced English class across campus.
I frowned, going straight to the back of my room grabbing my lilac and rosewater body wash.
I pulled out my school sweater and a pair of leggings, fortunately, there was also a pair of flats by my bed frame.
I grabbed my ID plus my shower stuff and was surprised at the silence as I walked through the hallway of my residence hall.
It was a nice contrast from the usual hustle and bustle I usually experienced which came from running several clubs and homework as well as living in New York.
As I got out of the shower and put on my “runway” outfit and I was greeted with several texts from my Dance Team Group chat and Jaxson (my boyfriend).
Where are you 😟
We’re abt to go on!! 💃🏻💃🏿👯
hey babe, dunno if you forgot lol u dont forget. First classes are canceled. the big pep rally with the new students. the dance team is looking for u! 8:25!
My eyes widened in shock, how could I have forgotten that. There was no time to change and I couldn’t miss this especially with the rumor of a Broadway talent scout in the audience.
I texted them both back
On my way!! ✨💜
I grabbed my backpack, my English Book and quickly ran to the gymnasium and I saw my team about to go out on the floor.
“H-hey! I’m here!”
Jaxson immediately hugs me,
“Jules! Thank god! ”
I smiled immediately kissing his cheek.
“Let’s get this show on the road!”
“You’re gonna kill it!” Jaxson said excitedly.
As we get ready to get on the dance floor Hana looks at me and then looks awkwardly at  Victoria who is scowling at me.
Victoria was about 5’7”, dark blonde hair and dark blue eyes, she was the lead in the musical who personally wanted my job as the assistant choreographer.
“What the fresh hell are you wearing?!” she hisses at me as we enter the gym.
I ignore her for a moment, but for a moment smile,
“I’m just showing school spirit”
As the music starts, I feel like I can feel everyone’s eyes on me, people murmuring to each other and then I make eyes with the talent scout. Her eyes are a cold and piercing amberish hazel and I can feel my hands shaking and I get cold and sweaty, it goes black almost immediately.
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I’m in the woods, its calm, and  I know I’m not home. The surroundings are familiar yet strange and I could assume this could only be how this is how Alice felt when she fell down the rabbit hole.
I turn for a moment, seeing a girl, she couldn’t be older than me but if she is it has to be a least a year’s difference.
She looks at me with a small smile, there is a quartz crystal crown on her head. She walks closer to me, gently placing a warm hand on my cheek. Her voice is calm as she gently says.
“You need to wake up. We’ll meet again soon Jules. I promise”
My eyes shoot open and I realized that I was in the nurse’s office and I see Jaxson is holding my hand. He smiles looking at me with calm jade green eyes.
“You feeling okay?”He gently squeezed my hand.
Jaxson opens his mouth to start talking, almost immediately the school nurse comes in.
“You had a textbook anxiety attack. I’d recommend resting, I’ll write you a note excusing you from class. Just collect your homework.” she says as she writes something down on a blue slip of paper.
Jax holds my hand as I get out of the cot, and I take the blue slip from the nurse’s hand.
“Take it easy Jules... Don’t overexert yourself.” the nurse recommended.
As we exited the office Jax kissed my cheek, and walk around the campus to collect my textbooks.
“You wanna get lunch at my parent’s place. You didn’t get to eat breakfast today.”
I  was about to say yes but I got a text from Reyna, Victoria’s understudy for the role of Roxie Hart in Chicago.
Can u pls pls help w All that Jazz 😟
I sighed, telling myself I’d eat dinner, besides Reyna was more important especially with the show being the first mark as a choreographer. Sure, I had choreographed the dance team routines but this was bigger.
“We can grab lunch tomorrow?”
Jaxson kisses my forehead and walks off.
“Of course love”
Sure np! Lemme drop off my books.
I put my phone in my pocket, and I notice a tour going on the group looks pretty excited, but as the group gets closer, one of the girls sticks out.
She has a small silver stud in her right nostril, and her brown hair has been cut short. But otherwise, her other features look the exact same from when we were kids.
Under my breath, I silently muttered out of fear and confusion.
“Krissy?”
It couldn’t be, could it?
I unlocked the door to my dorm and dropped off my books and texted Reyna to let her know that I was on my way. As I walked into the room I checked my old group chat, the last messages were old invitations and good luck messages from Ophelia and Maddie.
Hey, I know I haven’t been on here much but I’m p sure I saw Krissy? Wanna meet for some 🍕 Maybe @ 7  ✨💜
I shove my phone into my pocket and heading to the music room and I see Reyna stretching on the bar, as she finishes, she notices me and gives me a smile.
“Ready?” I ask her curiously as I set up the music track up on my phone.
She nodded,
“As I’ll ever be.”
I nod,
“5...6, 7,8” As I hit the play button and watched her sing and dance, there were instances where she’s strong like her singing, but her dancing gets sloppy when the chorus hits. When I break down the routine, Rey starts to look and sound polished and I considered starting the routine of the Cell Block Tango when the bell rings, bringing lunch and our practice to a close.
“Thanks, Jules! You’ve saved my ass!” She hugs me happily and walks off.
I smiled and head back to my room ordering some lunch cause I am starving, I order a simple grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup, and as soon as I arrive I feel so much better and start with writing out my notes.
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As the day slowly begins to wind down, slowly begins to wind down, I can see the sun begin to set. I check the old group chat for anything from my last message about Krissy and is met with silence, I sigh as I get myself in some dance clothes in preparation for practicing with Hana.
I check my phone again, still nothing, and as I let out a sigh until I heard a knock on the door. As I opened the door to see the smiling face of Hana who immediately hugs me.
I smile faintly,
“Okay, you ready to get to work?”
She nodded, her eyes light up instantly
“Heck yeah!”
I chuckled remembering my own enthusiasm from last year.
“I’ll go first.I’ll see how you do.”
I hit the play button and Zella Day’s Hypnotic comes on and as I count myself in, I let the music flow through me.
I smile a bit making myself look as if I am a siren entrancing a sailor in Ancient Greece. When the song ends Hana is staring, her hands visibly shaking.
“You’ve got this” I remind her gently.
She nods weakly and as I started the music she tries to replicate my moves, just like Reyna she is strong in some spots. I smile and start to dance with her until she’s more comfortable.
It’s not long before she’s getting it, I smile giving her a high five as she starts to nail the moves.
“Thank you so much, Jules!!”
I smile,
“Don’t mention it. I was gonna grab some pizza. You wanna join me?”
She nodded eagerly.
“Come on now! I’m paying.”
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As Hana and I finish our pizza its almost 7:40, we’re laughing and joking but we pass by my house. All the lights are off, except for my bedroom light and the one in the attic. I also notice that my parents aren’t home, and  I stare at the window.
Hana looks up with me,
“Jules? You okay?” Han asks gently.
I blink snapping out of it,
“Yeah... You go back to Warren I’ll catch up. ”
She rose an eyebrow,
“You sure?”
I actually wasn’t too sure in all honesty, but instead of sending her away, I politely and calmly whispered.
“Keep watch.”
She nodded, but gasped silently,
“What if we get in trouble?”
I chuckled,
“This is my house, we’ll be okay..”
I went around back to the emergency exit and smiled looking at the slightly faded pink blossoms. I hated to uproot them but I found the spare key taking it to the front door. I ran back down and opened the door.
Hana looked around, her face etched with fear.
“Jules!” She whimpered.
“It’ll just take a minute!” I insisted.
As I go up the stairs to my room, I cringe at some old pictures, remembering how many hours it took to get right. I  push the door open to my bedroom, everything appears to be normal except a box made out of faded old wood is in the center of my bed.
I grabbed the box and closed the door and put the key back under the pot, and lead Hana back to Warren.
“That’s enough excitement for one day,” I say examining the box.
I run my fingers over it, and offer Hana a chance to look at it.
Hana picks it up, her hands fumbling over it, and the box awkwardly fell out of her hands.  The box falling to the ground,  a wedge from the bottom, peeking out. As she hands it back to me I slowly pry it back its contents spilling out. Letters, Photographs; all things that I’ve never seen except the one of my grandmother and my mom hiding behind her leg. Hana and I start to go through the items and in the slew of things there was a white knight piece. Hana is holding an envelope with a letter and I’m looking at a picture.
It looks like a simple polaroid, that says: Me, Andrew, Patrick, Oliver and Sophia. Sophia’s hair is a dark black, and flowing. She is smiling a bunny ears. The other three boys are smiling in their uniforms.
“Hey Jules.. You should read this.”
I nodded and reading out loud, holding the envelope that was awkwardly torn.
January 11th
Dear Sophia,
I am writing this letter as a warning. In three days time He will find you. He has been in my dreams quite frequently and I fear he knows about the iteration. You have to hide it, you and Jeremy have too close with Daisy. And I know after our disbandment we promised we would never talk again but I pray to Elysia he doesn’t find Daisy. The vision that caused our severance is much clearer to me. The Demon King will return this iteration.
Run Sophia Run
Yours
The name is cut off but all I can wonder is who is Sophia?
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e-rexx · 3 years ago
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I choose you over everyone, When I’m suppose to stay at home on my off days with my family but i choose to come and spend time with you coz I really do not want you to miss me, every time I respected your situation at home and i don’t even call u unless you call me and talk to me, i compromise everything for you bubs,changed my shift time for you so i can spend time with you more, shouldn’t have done all these in the first place, i did everything for a person i loved so much then loving myself (which I realise after our breakup) and in the end this is what i got. Trust me there’s alot more good memories then our bitter moments together. How much you do for a person but they don’t see the good things at all, i learnt how human can be so selfish. We as a person tend to make mistake, but you choose to cut me off not giving the chance for me at all. I choose you even after the first big fight. I should have done as what you did to me , but i choose not to hurt you . I still want you despite what ever happens between us. You know how much special this relationship to us . I wish you listen to your heart and not anything else including human being opinions. Im upset and sad for the way you behave towards me when i didn’t harm u anything at all. Yes i did mistake a-lot of mistakes but not that after i realising the mistake i did and im going to repeat it again. Definitely im willing to change and change the circumstances, you’re holding so much ego my love, i just wish you can realise something in the end. I strongly believe in my Shiva’s path and I’m praying everyday to krissy to give you all the love you need . Taking my small bby steps to move on, but sometimes your memories hit me out of no where. Yes i do think of you everyday and i want you to stay happy and wish your dreams come true 💛 tumblr is now my personal diary,thanks to you and Atleast i got a place for me to vent out my feelings🤗 Ilove you Bavhetha Sonia 🦥😘💛
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shinymooncolor · 4 years ago
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Hi lovelies.
Hockey is back. ❤️
And so here is another sweater weather chat. It’s split in two. So stay tuned 😘
All the love in the world for @lumosinlove and each and everyone of you! This fandom is truly a remarkable place 💖
Sweater weather chat #12 part 1
Dumo loses a bet. Sunny has a lot of stories. Sergei once had blue hair. He also fought a German suit. Snuck a few of my nhl heroes in here. See if you can spot them. Nado is dying from anticipation. Blizzard wants pictures. Olli is trying to stay on topic. Alice has questions. Sirius has no comments. We jinx the cup a tiny bit. I took some liberties with rosters and timelines for international hockey. No people were harmed in the making of this chat. Danes really are pesky meatball thieves. I love germans (just needed a bad guy).
Friday 7.22 pm
Prongstar: hey dumo. Not backing down from the bet?
Dumodad: no. I honor my word. You guys won. What do you want? Suicides, my car, my wife’s cooking?
Talkiewalkie: damn dumo. Pimping out Celeste
Dumodad: like the lot of you aren’t half in love with her or Anya. You’re not subtle
Krisvolley: I’d marry both with no hesitation. Between Anya’s piroggi and Celeste’s brownies, I’d be set for life.
Nadotheman:fuck you’d have to fight me and Kuny both for that krissy.
Russiangod: I already son of Anya. I take sergei’s place
Sergei_81: am not even 40 yet. Also you all boys. Can’t handle women. They need men.
Logantremblayzzz: it’s weird guys. Don’t crush on your team mates wives 😳 also Sergei you are 40....
Sergei_81: 🤬
Blizzard: don’t make sexy eyes at your goalie when he’s stretching. 🤪
Timmyforrealz: burnnnnnn hahahahahaha
Prongstar: potential adultery, sergei’s age and Logan’s inappropriate staring aside. Dumo lost our bet. And I’ve made a decision. Drumroll please 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Kuny: drdrdrdrdrrrrrrrrrrrr
Prongstar: thanks Kuny babe 😘
Prongstar: dumo! I want the truth about Prague. In this chat. In writing. You have 1 hr.
Dumodad: no.
Sergei_81: no
Sunnysideup: YES
Sunnysideup: I’ll tell them if you don’t 😜
Dumodad: it’s all your fault. Stupid Swede.
Sunnysideup: no one made you bet me. We won, fair and square!
Sunnysideup: the year was 2006. Turin, Italy. Winter Olympics. A brash Russian and a confident Canadian decided to make a bet with a lovely, young and innocent Swede.
Bradygunzz: innocent? 😂😂😂😂
Walkietalkie: wait weren’t you in Sweden then? Or am I missing something? How’d you even know these guys?
Kaneyoudigit: I thought this story was about Prague?
DumoDad: it is. It just started 9 years earlier.
Sunnysideup: some of my national teammates played with Sergei in the khl during the nhl ‘05 lockout. Dumo was signed to do some press stuff with us at olympics. Something about cross team friendships.
Logantremblayzzz: Wow you guys are ancient
DumoDAD: we were top 3 seeded teams and they picked the Russian with good English, a Swede who’s not scary and me. It was fun. And it turned into a bit of drinking after Sergei and sunny started arguing about the quality of vodka.
Krisvolley: you shouldn’t drink at the Olympics 😂
Sunnysideup: anyways. We bet and of course all three were convinced our respective teams would win. Of course, we all know who emerged victorious 😜
Sergei_81: you had Swedish murder twins not fair. Baby sedin slash me on purpose
DumoDad: he didn’t. That was a legit hit you big baby. Also we did better than the US.
Sergei_81: was not clean.
Sunnysideup: we’re not having this discussion again. You both lost. It was a clean hit. Also, the fun part was the bet itself.
Nadotheman: just fucking tell us. The suspense is killing me.😳
Siriusly: whAt did you do??????? Dumo!!!!
Sunnysideup: well. they got kitted out in lovely blue and yellow team colors. Hank’s idea - some fans gave him loads of body paint. Hahahaha also Sergei was sporting a very impressive buzz cut then. It was a thing. So we’ve got these two idiots painted in blue and yellow including sergei’s head. Unfortunately the dye wasn’t meant for hair. So he had blue hair for two weeks after. Anya is still mad at me about that one 😜
Nadotheman: so you just painted them blue and yellow? That’s like so anti climactic.
Logantremblayzzz: oh he’s not done 😂
CarbO’Hara: Logan tell usssss
Siriusly: how come you told him and not me? I feel betrayed.
DumoDad: I didn’t. Celeste did. Traitor.
Logantremblayzzz: I was sad and homesick and she wanted to cheer me up. 😍
Ollibear: I feel like we’re getting off topic
Logantremblayzzz: wait didn’t you then make them steal the Olympic flags from the hotel you were celebrating at and exchange them with Swedish ones?
Sunnysideup: indeed, Logan, and that went smoothly. So it turned into a thing that every time we compete all three in an international thing. We make the losers swap flags. It’s cute.
Prongstar: what about Prague then? That wasn’t until 2015? Was it?
DumoDad: and we all remember who won.
RussianGod: is also where butt slap come from then? Pre game one?
Sergei_81: not our fault. U had Crosby make heart eyes at zhenya. And no Kuny, not from there...
DumoDad: you’re never letting that one go? Hahaha poor Sergei.
Dumodad: also. the butt slap is an Old tradition. We had a playoff round ages back and I slapped him. We won. We’ve done it since. Works doesn’t it?
Sergei_81: you said “let’s go get them”. Still do. It works. All magic slap. I thought you say “ let’s go eat them” Still works hehe
Ollibear: again, we’re veering off topic, dumo.
Sunnysideup: well. Prague. I know Canada won. Golden boy got golden goal. Blah blah blah. But for some reason we had another bet 😜. Dumo cooked up a revenge for me and Sergei. But it was before the final. We were just heading into the second round and somehow ended up in another vodka related discussion (we all know Swedish vodka is superior).
RussianGod: Swedish vodka is water. Russia best.
Sergei_81: was stupid idea. But vodka make us brave.
DumoDad: I never told you to start climbing that flag pole. You decided that on your own. I just told you to get me the flag.
Sunnysideup: he did climb that pole like a fireman though.
Timmyforrealz: hold up a sec. you’re telling me sergei “i never smile and my looks can literally make opponents wet themselves” Ivanov climbed a flag pole while drunk and it looked good?
Sunnysideup: he was wearing a “I love Canada” onesie and crocs. Which was about 6 sizes too little. We both were.
Newt-leo: we’re going to need pics of this.
Sunnysideup: well. The onesies were one thing. Still not sure how we got corralled into it. But anyways as I remember Sergei did successfully steal the flag from the hotel and started on the cars outside. We just didn’t know it was some group of fancy politicians also in town to watch hockey.
Dumodad: you Europeans and your weird politicians. Apparently the little politic guy didn’t like Russians. So his body guard tackled Sergei down. Sergei fought back. And somehow I ended up in the tangle of suits and Canada onesies.
Sergei_81: he blame Russia for stupid shit I might get mad. Police came and put us in little jail in hotel. Sunny no where
Sunnysideup: I went to get help. I didn’t know you were going to fight the bodyguards of the German minister of trade now did I?
Dumodad: was it German? I thought it was Spain. The flag was yellow and red.
Krisvolley: wait so. In the middle of an Olympic tournament, the three of you (all dads and husbands by 2015) gets shitfaced on vodka, go on a flag stealing rampage through Prague and get tackled by German secret services? 😫
Sergei_81: not Prague just one hotel. And car park. And house opposite.
Siriusly: how did you get out?
Sunnysideup: I bailed them out. Or. I managed to explain that they’re big hockey stars and got backstrom and oveckin to come and support me.. Ovi just giggled. Backy just stared until they agreed. He’s scary. Sergei was cursing a lot. Dumo was crying at one point... hehehehe he . I think dumo was nearly benched no after?
DumoDad: somehow the team found out and little mr captain was not happy?. Also at this point sergei was mostly naked as the onesie gave up halfway through wrestling Germans. We got a big fine, had to formally issue an apology to the German delegates and the hotel. And Sergei had to pay another fine for embarrassing Russia 😂
Sergei_81: they happy I hit German but I couldn’t say hehe. Also lost a croc never found it. Walk home in one shoe 👟
Siriusly: I can’t believe you almost caused an international incident because you were arguing about vodka.
Sunnysideup: you should see us scandies when it comes to the origins of meatballs. Pesky Danes trying to steal credit. 🤬
Blizzard: and you’re all still talking about me and the fountain. Also. We were on the lions team then? How come you’ve managed to keep this quiet? Also. Where are the pictures of this? I have so many questions.
DumoDad: Sunny has pictures. And so does the Czech police. And maybe the hotel. And it stays that way.
Blizzard: sunny. I want pictures.
Sunnysideup: lord Stanley will decide ❤️ also pretty sure both ovi and backy has some. For revenge purposes.
Siriusly: DONT jinx.
Prongstar: you broke cap.
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Tuesday 2.54 pm
Alice: Sirius.
Alice: Sirius pick up your phone.
Alice: Sirius Orion Black. Please tell me that a picture of you and Remus in a closet in Ikea’s kids department is fake.
Sirius: I was in hiding. Re helped me. We didn’t do anything
Alice: your shirt is on backwards.
Sirius: it’s a fashion statement.
Alice: and the shark?
Sirius: no comment
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Part two is coming up.
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