#kpop humour

[enha-hype]

enhypen when you want to try the haunted house with them

genre : crack, humour, fluff if you squint

warnings : cursing and uhhh idk mentions of creepy stuff?

a/n : a little something for spooky season before i disappear for another month or two cuz uni is killing me🙏🏽

⁀➴ yang jungwon

cautious but definitely one of the braver ones. a tiny bit scared but not so much that he isn't able to enjoy the experience. he'd hold hands with you but would walk ahead so you won't get too frightened. would 100% laugh at one of the ghost-actors at some point, maybe when they get up close in his face to try and scare him but he just finds it funny and bursts out laughing Imao. i feel like the whole haunted house experience would be the most fun with him cuz there's a perfect mix of fear/thrill and excitement so you'd both be scream-giggling a lot and teasing each other.

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[other members under the cut!]

⁀➴ lee heeseung

unbothered king #1. the ghosts are highkey ashamed of themselves - how and why is he not even batting an eye at most of the jumpscares? worse still, why is he straight up judging them like sir they're just tryna do their job 😭 he initially walks a few steps ahead of you to give you a heads-up on the jumpscares and everything but when the ghosts behind you start using the opportunity to try and scare you he comes to your defence. holds you close protectively by the waist and you love it so much that even if you're not all that scared you'll pretend to be.

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⁀➴ park jongseong

scaredy cat but he tries so hard to pretend he's not which makes it so funny if you manage to notice - cuz he's pretty good at pretending. mans has a reputation to maintain; he is not losing face in front of you. will make you walk before him - chivalry/courtesy be damned - and he'll claim it's so that he can watch your back but of course that's not really the case. will yell random shit to distract you from the fact that he is in fact not as brave as he's portraying himself to be. will disguise his scared screams as angry ones - at one point two creepy clowns pop out simultaneously from different directions and he yells “one! at! a! time!! where are your manners?!” might use you as a shield at some point but will pass it off as him trying to protect you xD

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⁀➴ sim jaeyun

wbk all of 02z are scaredy cats Imao but jake's probably the worst of the lot. so of the two of you, you would definitely be the braver one. no matter how scared you may think you are, he's undoubtedly more scared than you and he doesn't even bother hiding it. would 100% let you go first and lead him if you offer to, otherwise he will just cling onto you the whole time (highkey adorable tbh). will fall multiple times and once even ends up dragging you along so you end up on top of him. you'd squeal and be a little flustered but he'd be too scared out of his wits to process it. will just lay there on the floor resigned for a few minutes like why do we have to do this.

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⁀➴ park sunghoon

again, another scaredy cat but a littleeee bit braver than jake. holds hands with you but squeezes so hard every time he gets startled that you're positive your hand is gonna be fractured by the end. definitely curses quite a bit. at one point you get accidentally separated and you make the mistake of sneaking up behind him to scare him and he ends up unintentionally punching you (not too hard, but still 😭💀). apologises profusely after and is so mortified but also is secretly glad that he now has an excuse to get out early under the guise of making sure you're okay (even though you insist you are).

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⁀➴ kim sunoo

screams A LOT (the dolphin ones) so R.I.P. to your ears. but he's also so polite to the ghosts Imao. sometimes you're so busy laughing at his reactions you don't notice the jumpscares: 1) compliments them on really good scares (“ohhh that was a really impressive one, i have to admit”) 2) whines/complains cutely when he gets too scared (“ah why are you doing this to us...”, “oh come on this is the third time you've done this!”). the actors almost feel bad but hey they gotta do what they gotta do 3) gloats when he correctly predicts something/someone will come out from somewhere (“ha! i totally saw that coming, you didn't get me this time!”)

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⁀➴ nishimura riki

unbothered king #2. laughs a lot and makes the actors question their career choices. it's fun with him too when he's not being a menace - he'll sometimes join the ghosts in trying to scare you bc hey this was your idea after all and also he loves the way you hide your face in his chest. if you're actually genuinely very scared then he'll stop, he's not that cruel. his replies to what the ghosts say are hilarious and almost makes them break character.

ghost 1 : this is MY house!

niki : damn bitch, you live like this?

guy covered in blood : LOOK WHAT SHE MADE ME DO!

niki : hey don't blame her, take responsibility for your actions!

[seokkiez]

once upon a small town ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ 🧺

✶ SYNOPSIS ! : "welcome back, i missed you." those were the first words you got after moving back to your hometown from seoul, and it got on your nerves that it came from the boy you hated the most. song eunseok.

PAIRING 𐙚 song eunseok x fem!reader

GENRE ⟡ smau + written chapters, small town! au, childhood enemies 2 lovers, eunseok x fem!reader, fluff, angst, humour, to be added

WARNINGS .ᐟ profanities, some suggestive(?) jokes, brainrot, seunghan gets cringe af, kms/kys jokes, losers, might have grammar errors (please ignore)

FEATURING ❀ roh jeong eui as yn, ot7! riize, fromis_9! jiheon, and aespa! ningning

STATUSゞ on hiatus until further notice

PROFILES °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

› sohee smells ass › top tier mewers

001 coming back

002 you are NOT sigma (written + smau)

003 i'd rather kms

004 no i'm better

005 he���s okay i guess

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[byunbaekhyunie]

@monwillica & @merrybaekmas asked: which EXO member is most like you?

JONGINIE

[lovejywn]

Hey y'all so I made this Scott Cawthon Photocard Collection template inspired by matpat's recent gtlive mentioning rare golden hour scott so here it is😭😭 i hope y'all like it and feel free to share it it took a lot of work

[stayfortwominutes]

📝 what's yours is mine | bangchan

disclaimers; tiny inkling of suggestive humour, written from third person perspective, petnames, insecurity, self doubt, descriptions of reader's body as "soft". no depictions of the members' personalities, actions or thoughts reflect their true character.

pairing; bang chan x female reader

synopsis; you're the other half of chan's heart as he is to yours.

content; fluff, comfort, married/established relationship, slight angst, sprinkle of humour | word count; 1.4 k

it was nights like these.

when y/n could feel the calm, persistent rise and fall of her husband’s unclad chest pressing against her back. a loving warmth radiates from chan, seeping into her being, and enveloping her entirety in a blanket of comfort and security. the feeling of his fervent kisses he placed against the length of her neck earlier still linger. the couple lay together, limbs intertwined. chan’s right arm hooked under the curve of y/n’s waist; his sly, wandering fingers slithered underneath her singlet and rested against the soft, plush of her abdomen. right then and there, y/n prays for a greater divine entity to make time stand still, so she can continue to relish his doting embrace. her heart swells with utter delight, and a tinge of delirium ー a result of the late hours of the evening that she finds herself awake at.

y/n reaches for chan’s other hand, his arm slung lazily over her hip. she fiddles with the thin, silver bracelet adorning his wrist. the bracelet she gifted him over two years prior - inscribed on the inside plate, a few words: what’s yours is mine. although cliche, the idiom became a phrase the pair often recited to each other.

she chuckles softly to herself, reminiscing on the defining moment in their journey to marriage.

“honey, please look at me…” chan pleads as he kneels before y/n, who sits on their small couch with an absent gaze fixed to the opposite wall of their apartment. she’s teary-eyed with her bottom lip in a pout.

she continues to stubbornly avoid his eyes. he brings his thumb and index to her chin, guiding her face to meet his. chan leans forward, y/n is drawn to his wide brown orbs that beckon her attention, holding a profound reassurance as they stare back at her. the silent communication between the pair has y/n lurching forward into chan’s arms, nestling her face into his shoulder as child-like wails escape her.

“i-i didn’t think they’d see me. i’m so sorry, channie. i don’t want to break up, but i don’t want them to hurt you. i don’t want th-them to be mad at you.”

the flurry of fears spew from his girlfriend as she clings to his frame, whilst chan consolingly pats her back. everything begins to click in his head. earlier that day, the couple were called to the company, where his manager broke the news of their exposure to the public. an array of headlines decorated the homepages of various news sites, mostly presenting their relationship in a scandalous, negative manner.

y/n was very quiet, and appeared understanding, but on their way home, a sense of distance and tension had begun festering between them.

“baby, you did nothing wrong. they were going to find out about us sooner or later. you mean the world to me. i won’t let anything happen to you. if they’re my fans, they’ll be happy for me.” chan gently affirms y/n as he cradles her fragile, exhausted body.

“up we go,” he announces, tucking his arms under y/n’s knees and around her shoulders to gather her into a bridal-style hold. chan carefully walks them to their shared bedroom, placing her delicately on the edge of the bed. once again, his girlfriend’s gaze is downcast, her shoulder slump with the weight of great sorrow as she sniffles trying to hold back the stinging tears that prick at her eye line.

chan uses this opportunity to hastily rummage through his backpack hanging off a hook on the back of the bedroom door. he's careful to conceal the small velvet box in his pocket. taking a seat next to y/n on the bed, his left arm encases her shoulders and brings her head to rest against him.

“i wasn’t going to say it like this, but the timing couldn’t be any better,” he nervously starts, feebly scratching at his clavicle. chan takes y/n’s left hand in his, caressing the back of her palm, rubbing faint soothing circles in hopes to assuage her anxieties. y/n senses the shift in his demeanour, her breath hitching in her throat in anticipation for the worst; she had a tendency to spiral, and she begins to mentally prepare herself for him to deliver the three dreadful words: “let’s break up-” but he doesn’t.

“let’s get married-” y/n swallowed, her head tilted slightly back to prevent the salty tears that welled up. a volcano threatening to erupt, they began to freefall without a care, her trembling hands cover her eyes as she hurriedly move out of his firm hold.

“i don’t want to say goodbye to what we have, but if it’s for the best, i’ll do anything for you, chan.”

“woah, woah! baby, slow down. retract that, come back to me.” y/n stands in front of him, as the reality washes over her. with her mouth agape, she studies his face. chan’s lips are plastered with a smile, but his brows furrow at the unexpected rejection. he peers at her face painted with disbelief, before breaking into a laugh.

“did you think i was breaking up with you?” his hands reach out to y/n, residing on either side of her hips to position her in between his knees. y/n’s hands come to rest on his shoulders and she doesn’t break eye contact with him. her eyes conveying a message of uncertainty, and chan receives that as a sign to continue his previous spiel.

“no matter what anyone says,” he interlaces one of his hands with y/n’s and peppers several featherlike kisses to her knuckles, “you are my world. your happiness is my happiness, your sadness is my sadness, and your love is my love. i don’t want to face the world alone anymore.” tears again pool in her eyes, not from apprehension, but pure joy and adoration over chan’s heartfelt confession.

“i’m not that special, m-maybe one day you’ll wake up and realise you settled for me over your dream…” y/n was not one to express her self doubts openly to chan, and those words evoke a protective side in him; confident to prove her worth to him.

chan scoffs, “settle? that might be how you see it, but i’ve had the pleasure of knowing you for years, and you’ve only given me more reasons to love life. i’m convinced i’ve loved you in a past lifetime, and we’re reuniting again to continue that same love. let me be the one to teach you all things to love about you. whatever problems arise, we’ll solve them together." y/n grew speechless, hearing chan profess such deep feelings broke down her walls of insecurity, his words were an emergence of light nearing the end of a dark tunnel.

"you are my dream."

chan's gaze holds a degree of fondness that has y/n crumbling into his arms, her knees buckle and she falls forward, pinning him against the mattress. the action alone flusters both of them as they blush in unison, red blooming from chan’s neck all the way up to his ears as a wildfire of pink spans across y/n’s cheeks.

“getting down to business already, mulan?” chan shyly bites, breaking the tense atmosphere between them.

“speak for yourself, i felt that.” y/n abashedly retorts as she straightens herself to stand up, and chan is quick to fish the velvet box from his pocket before raising his hands in the air.

“i'm innocent!” laughter erupts from the pair as chan engulfs y/n in a joyous hug.

“that’s a yes though, right?” he pulls back and y/n nods profusely, “yes in this lifetime, and in the next.”

chan stands, his arms encircle y/n’s waist as he captures her lips with his; molding together perfectly in reciprocal affection and devotion.

the memory sets y/n’s heart ablaze as excitement courses through her veins. consumed by the need to feel even closer than they impossibly were, y/n untucks his hand from beneath her singlet to turn over and cuddle further into her husband’s hold.

chan stirs, a hazy smile dances on his lips, “comfortable, baby?” he mumbles, sleep dripping from each word.

“always in your arms, my prince. i love you,” y/n replies, reverently pressing a soft peck to his lips.

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notes; i finally pieced together the prompt, after rewriting it and revising it over the past few days. i can't say i feel like the outcome matched my original idea. i was definitely not surprised bang chan won the poll for a comfort fic. thank you once again to everyone who votes, leaves nice comments and reblogs; you're all greatly appreciated. i hope you enjoyed this piece too! © stayfortwominutes ; august 27, 2023.

[wonbinssi]

a plate of his bestie

[fauna-and-floraa]

[SKZ LOG] Stray Kids : 어쩌다 촬영한 하루

[rwby-confess]

Confession #191

[sleeplessnightswithcigarettes]

Going to therapy ❎

Going seventeen ✅

[thelingodingo]

one of my niche favourite things about knowing more than 1 language is the HUMOUR!!!!!! like underneath a funny video in a different language you might see those comments that are like "this video is so much funnier if you understand spanish", "knowing german makes this so better", etc and I AGREEEEEEE

whenever i watch something in korean (whether its a tiktok, kdrama, kpop compilation, etc) the jokes, mannerisms, and humour of the people are just so much funnier when you actually understand the language like the subtitles TRULY DONT DO JUSTICE

im not exactly a 'kpop stan' but i do watch those variety shows of kpop groups such as run bts and going seventeen and i swear the sheer amount of laughter that isn't communicated through the english subtitles IS A CRIME

...and that's the reason why i wanna know every language that exists in this world

[acaciaev98]

Title: Don’t Walk Away - A Stray Kids Chan Fanfic

Don’t Walk Away is my first fanfic, and I’m so excited to share it with you all. It’s a long, slow-burn romance full of angst, fluff, jealousy, and misunderstandings. The story unfolds with a mix of present-day moments and memory chapters, creating a layered narrative that brings their story to life. I’m planning to turn this into a series, so if you’re a fan of slow-build relationships and stories that let you really feel the ups and downs, I’d love for you to give it a read.

Summary: This 18-chapter fic follows the reader and Chan as they navigate a relationship that’s built on trust, shared dreams, and the weight of feelings they don’t always understand. Chan sees the reader as his rock, his confidant, and his closest friend, but jealousy and vulnerability keep pulling him into an emotional maze. With Felix in the picture too, Chan’s insecurities intensify, adding layers to his connection with the reader.

[seokkiez]

──── .✦ once upon a small town ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ 🧺

✶ SYNOPSIS ! : "welcome back, i missed you." those were the first words you got after moving back to your hometown from seoul, and it got on your nerves that it came from the boy you hated the most. song eunseok.

– ೀ 7 minutes before the incident

You had just arrived back to your hometown, the cold air had flushed your face. It was nice being back, the familiarity gave you comfort. It’s as if you were 16 again, you were happy.

As you were on the way to the corner shop that you had always gone to after school, you passed by the playground where you’d frequently eat at. You remembered all the silly memories you had made with your friends there.

– ೀ 5 years ago

Sohee you little snitch, come back here!! Ningning had yelled while chasing after the young boy.

It’s not my fault you skipped class!! The 15 year old boy provoked while running away. 

Ugh i’m gonna kill you! Ningning shouted. 

They’re like cartoon characters, it’s always so entertaining watching them. Jiheon commented, giving a small giggle after. 

I know right. You replied after laughing for a bit

Thump .ᐟ

You and Jiheon ran over wondering where that noise came from.

Ouchhh ugh that hurts. Sohee had cried after tripping over a rock.

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU IDIOT HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT. Ningning said laughing while helping him get up.

Shut up. He scowled.

– ೀ a minute before the incident

You laughed recalling the old memories as you pass by the playground.

You finally reached the corner store. You grabbed a drink, paid, and headed for the door; until you bumped into something.. no, someone. He was a tall boy, brown hair, wearing a white and blue striped shirt, and that same fucking smirk. God, of course he just had to be the person you bump into first. Song Eunseok. 

Welcome back yn, i missed you. He said while grinning from ear to ear. Fuck. if you didn’t know any better you would’ve fallen for him right there and there. Yes, you hated him but you couldn’t deny that he was goodlooking. That was something that annoyed the hell out of you.

Wait. hold up, what did he say? He missed you? The song eunseok, missing you? Bullshit. This is exactly why you hated him, he always knew how to get a reaction out of you, he knew which buttons to press, he made you act like someone you usually weren’t. Ugh there it is again. Those stupid irrelevant thoughts you had about him.

Anyway, that isn’t important because right now, he’s in front of you. you needed to leave asap, and that’s exactly what you did. You ran.

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[wonijinjin]

surprise gone wrong

synopsis: you wanted to surprise your boyfriend and his members with cookies for completing their concerts, but it didn’t quite go as planned.

word count: 0.9k | genre: fluff, tiniest bit of hurt/comfort, established relationship, humour/crack | pairing: jay x f! reader, enhypen x reader (platonic) | warnings: mentions of food, jay calls reader ‘sweetie’

it was the last day of the seoul concerts of the fate tour. jay was very excited to finally have the chance to meet their fans again, and to show them how much he has improved since they last went on tour, you knew that. to surprise him and the members you figured you should bake something so when they arrive, tired from the concert, they can eat something yummy and talk about the memories of the event together.

you went to the grocery store to buy the right ingredients for the cookies, and got to work at their dorm. you were by no means a master chef, but the process of making the dough was quite easy, given that you watched jay make these exact batch of cookies countless times, you even had the creativity to decide on decorating some of them, making different flavours too, not forgetting about his mint choco lover member, sunoo. the cookies were already in the oven when you had time to check your phone, and surprisingly enough jay had texted you that they finished early since unlike on the first night they didn’t have to do a live after. as you read the message your phone rang “hi sweetie, everything went well, we should be at the dorms soon, then i can come over, does that sound good?” he greeted you. you were planning on surprising them so you needed to lie about your whereabouts for the sake of the plan, and you couldn’t let jay catch on. with an aching heart, and a bit of guilt settling into you because you had to lie, you quickly replied “jay babe you should rest a little, don’t you think? you deserve it, you guys were fantastic today, we can hang out tomorrow, i can wait. tell the members they did well.” you paused “i love you, see you tomorrow babe!” you quickly hung up before he would try to disagree.

the smell of something burning caught your attention and brought you back to what you were initially doing, the cookies. “oh my god the cookies!” you ran back to the kitchen to turn off the heat, when taking out the tray realising that you had completely burnt what you were working on. “i cannot believe this.” you said in a panicked voice.

the sound of keys hit your ears, and moments later the group mates of your boyfriend entered the dorm. you were caught red handed, standing in the hallways with a tray of burnt cookies in your hands, frozen. “y/n what are you doing here? i thought you were at home doing a school project?” jungwon asked. “wait, y/n is here?” jay, who was the last one to enter questioned, making his way to the front of the group standing across you. “yeah, well you guys see…i wanted to surprise you with some yummy cookies, i know how hard you all worked on the tour, but i didn’t pay enough attention to them, so i burned them. i am so sorry i made a mess and now the surprise is ruined.” you said, tears threatening to spill from your eyes as you looked at the seven of them. jay took you in his arms immediately, so happy to see you even if this was an unexpected situation for him aswell. “sweetie you didn’t ruin anything. thank you for thinking about us and doing something this considerate.” you could hear the members agreeing with him “and don’t worry we can always fix some burnt cookies, i mean your boyfriend is a master chef isn’t he?” he laughed and kissed your forehead. this made you smile and you already felt a bit better about the situation “please do not let me bake alone again, this is a disaster.” you laughed into his chest “i will teach you how to do this properly. now let’s see, i bet you have some dough left, let’s try this again.” he said as he escorted you to the kitchen area, leaving the others behind.

after 30 more minutes you had a new tray of freshly baked delicious treats in your hands, bringing them out to the living room, feeding all the members. “wow you even made mint choco flavour? i seriously love you oh my god” sunoo said while hugging you, doing his little dance he does when he is happy. “yahh! don’t try to steal my girl!” jay who was standing behind you shouted, laughter errupting from all of you. “jay babe nobody could steal me from you, and you know that. but if you keep yelling like this though, i might consider being sunoo’s.” you winked, knowing he got the joke. while all the boys were busy enjoying the sweets jay back hugged you. “i really appreciate the gesture, you know that, right? i fall in love with you more and more every day, my love. thank you for thinking about me, about us.” he whispered in your ear, kissing the side of your cheek. “but next time please tell me if you bake so i can help, and we can escape almost activating the fire alarms.” he commented. you didn’t need to see his face to know he was grinning “oh shut up, i did a great job!” you giggled. “you did sweetie, my little cook.” he said, turning you around, cupping your cheeks and giving you a soft kiss on the lips.

[blinkstay4life]

No matter how amazing, passionate, loyal your girlfriend is, if she is a STAY, she will never truly love you. Not when THESE MEN exist.

[bittertarot]

Me and @hjsmuse talking abt a PAC collab rn

Me: I don’t wanna do a future spouse one, I’m sick of them

Eunnie: That’s the one people care about!

Cue me groaning in agony and suffering.

[shookymonster]

Sometimes when my fatigue is getting to me and I just want to eat something off of my plan… I remember the time a little girl walked up to me in a thrift store and went MOOOOOOOOO.