#kotlc rex

[frizzle-mcshizzle]

@valentinerose529 this is easier to explain in its own post 

the triplets are like 9-10 here and yet they act like unhinged toddlers with the way they are constantly speaking all in caps and running around breaking things

then Lex is acting like a horny teenage boy when boys his age are fully in their “ewww cooties” phase most of the time.

not the mention that the way they also tie each other up and “prank each other” is borderline psychopathic, i mean tying Lex to a chandelier why he’s sleeping? tying up Lovise and trying to force feed her exliers.

it’s very obvious Shannon messager is a only child because thats not how younger siblings act, even the unhinged ones.

they would realistically try to break into the sleepover by trying to act mature, and try to talk to Dex’s friends because thats just how younger siblings are. Bex would probably start telling embarrassing stories about Dex, Lex would probably have a fart gun of some sort instead of grabbing Biana. the only thing they do thats age appropriate is Bex threatening to dunk Harry in mud.

what i would change about their characters specifically.

Bex would have less volume issues and would keep the lack of filter, but it would be used for telling embarrassing stories about her brother and saying things tnat way out of left field to the point that her parents are embarrassed.

Lex would stay the most “annoying one” but would probably just throw things and make gross noises, shoot nerf guns at the body gards, he would be the one to steal harry not Bex, and would be the biggest prankster.

Rex would be the most mellow one, getting blamed for what Lex does, just konda follows his brother and sisters lead, he would try to be friends with Dex’s friends but would end up being the little sibling they don’t want there.

[purplesoup-lad-le]

Imagine being juline. Or kesler. And these little shits pull up at 2 am. I'd simply start punting.

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

aroace rex dizznee. you agree, reblog

[you-have-been-frizzled]

random details from the few Lodestar chapters i read

Juline wears her hair in a messy bun and had a chewed up pencil holding it up

Kesler has three older brothers and two older sisters.

it was implied that one of his brothers ended up on Juline’s match list.

Juline had the conversation with Edaline and Grady about being a member of the Black Swan the morning after the sleepover (most likely Della and Alden as well).

Dex has a little monocle pendant that he uses as a magnifying glass 

Elves sleeping bags have pillows that pop up when you pull a tab that fell like laying on marshmallows.

Juline definitely has a temper because she not only mentioned wanting to throat punch the physicians who where treating the newborn triplets like crap, but she was also proud of slapping Forkle so hard it left a mark. but it seems to be reserved for her children.

Juline offered to take Biana down to see the Kelpies that live near them.

Juline doesn’t know the fully story of Sophie’s allergic reaction

Livvy was very plushie when it came to recruiting Juline

Rex has a stuffed Jackalope named harry

[tastetherainbow290]

does anyone know how the black swan are getting all these super rare prattles pins??

do they, like, have someone who works at prattles?

or are they just buying heaps and heaps of prattles cause I can just imagine fork man and the collective just open pack after pack.

and Juline takes the candy and common pins back for Dex and the triplets.

[anonymous-kotlc-thoughts]

i think Rex starts his own shop in the neutral territories and makes friends out there because hes more likely to be accepted among the other outcasts

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[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Juline made the mistake of introducing the triplets to Phineas and Ferb and the Dizznees were never the same again

[presidentroarie]

Kiddo Edition of KotLC Birthdays (Not in any particular order):

Sophie: September 6th

Fitz: January 17th

Biana: April 14th

Dex: October 30th (so close to Spooky Season, but alas)

Keefe: December 27th

Amy: December 23rd

Maruca: March 12th

Stina: January 29th

Jensi: May 24th

Wylie: August 16th

Tam and Linh: July 18th

Marella: April 5th

Rayni: November 15th

Rex, Lex, and Bex: June 2nd

All of these dates have a perfect reasoning in my head, so ask away if you're curious

[keeper-of-the-lost-eye-crimes]

i’m back to my roots yall

[the-way-astray]

i have to agree with frizz here. the triplets do not act twelve. i only realized they were twelve when i read unlocked for the first time and they manifested, because their maturity level is more akin to children of six or seven years old.

honestly about that triplets reddit post, someone who consistently works with kids around the age of the triplets and younger and has been for years, the triplets in the book have the energy of toddlers, the speaking patterns of elementary schoolers (ie. all caps aka screaming) and in Lex’s case the interest in girls of 13yos at 11.

while its not that big of an deal because it’s literally a book for middle schoolers, its very obvious that Shannon is probably am only child because the siblings don’t actually act like siblings, they act like Disney (lol) channel little siblings, or get along a little too well like Fitz and Biana

Okay, I haven't spent much time around middle schoolers for a couple years, so I'll trust you on this.

I'm surprised, though—running around and making too much noise seems standard from what I remember of that age range.

[doodle-do-wop]

Dont Go Wasting Your Emotions

Lay all your love on me

Zoom ins and full panel

Copper Mares at peak pining hours pre relationship

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

kesler and rex :3

[serdaig1e]

Yes.

Today is the fateful day when Iggy, Dex, Keefe, and the triplets go head-to-head. Sparkly feces will be shed. Hair will be dyed. And choas will rule.

April fool's day? More like iggy fool's day

[you-have-been-frizzled]

when i say i think it would be funny if Lex’s full name is Alexander, i mean i literally think Kesler and Juline would give only one of the triplets a full name to cause chaos and confusion.

[ruewen-dizznee-week]

THREE DAYS BEFORE RUEWEN/DIZZNEE WEEK STARTS