#korattata

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

man apparently these are still hard even when I'm not Literally Dying anymore :v

the sad sale went great, thank you for all the support everyone <3 I bought shelves and makeup and paper star papers and stickers and a new blanket, plus it's helping cover my allowance until my wife starts getting paid. I am already thinking I might do another sale in november just for fun lol

my wife has started orientation at her program and she's having a great time, our partner and I are gonna go down to visit her in a couple weeks :) I also finished rearranging all my furniture now that her furniture isn't here and it only made me terribly ill once!

I am really enjoying everyone singing along on [live and learm], I love enthusiasm <3

on [stars] @korattata said: HEY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY!!!!! i just started learning last night! its a nice break at work to stop looking at the computer screen. they all still look a bit wonky and i think one of the sheets of paper is too thick but i'm just using paper i got from the supply closet and cut with the paper cutter lol

aw that's so cool! the ones that are like actually packaged for making paper stars are usually a bit thinner than printer paper, like other origami paper, but that also means they tear a lot more easily in the first step if you're not careful, so it's always a tradeoff. what a fun coincidence :>

on [hallway] @thesilentpotato said: the first thing i thought of was the "da dee la da dee la da" krabby patty zoom in scene from spongebob

lol I hadn't thought of that until you said it but you're so right (she is referencing [this scene] from the krusty krab training video for anyone unfamiliar)

(side note thank you to folks who put pronouns in easily findable places so I can refer to you correctly even if I don't know you <3 )

on [birthday] @joekingv1 said: *asks baby what gifts they received and if they would like to read/watch Komi Can't Communicate*

I never really got into komi because one of the side characters really squicks me out, but I have a friend that really loves it, so maybe they've watched it with her! I think they probably got to go somewhere fun for their birthday like a theme park or a zoo, and get a souvenir plush while they were there -u-

on [sheep] @ceylonsilvergirl [added] a different line for kirby, which I still think about regularly lol

on [pills] @minty-spice said: op i hope your health improves and your empire of pills eventually shrinks

thank you <3 honestly I'd be happy with just the first one, I don't mind all the pills so much as long as they're actually helping.

on [crackers] @amatsuki said: made a bunch of cold noodles today with cucumber carrot chicken & sesame peanut soy sauce. the only actual cooking i had to do was boil water and steam chicken

oh hell yeah cold noodles are a fantastic example of a basic food to go feral over. now I want noodles too.........

on [thinking] @adrawrable said: hope you're cozy op

not right now as I type this because it is Computer Work Time, but in general I am So Cozy these days, I have a whole queen bed to myself so it's full of big stuffed animals and fluffy blankets :) (tbh even once my wife moves back here we may just all have individual beds we all seem very comfy this way lol)

on [slam] @jeaniechibi said: we'll be right back ➡️ shshgdtsudtdidh why is every bit of art with a blurr effect so damn funny 🤣

it truly is, I love a thoughtfully applied motion blur (or perspective blur can be funny too) (altho tbh I don't use the perspective blur tool for those I just use separate layers and gaussian blur) (for anyone unfamiliar this is a reference to the eric andre show meme)

on [beehive] @galacticnova3 said: me @ wasp nests minus the frowning, little fellas doing their little fella activities. sometimes they squabble. the thinking man’s reality tv drama

true, true, gotta love little fella activities. personally I feel better observing from a safe distance, but we had a lot of wasps around my childhood home and I didn't really know how to get friendlier than not actively making them mad lol

anonymous asked: That profile is amazing

for some reason I don't feel like I understand, but thank you!

on [sale] @milkymoon-ramblings said: gahh why do so many people have so many cool probducts, the queers are tempting me with their cool swag. however I need to save money for my own cool swag (digital art)

I just love the phrase "the queers are tempting me with their cool swag", so relatable lol (also no worries to anyone who couldn't or didn't want to buy anything, it's not like I needed it to pay bills I just wanted treats :v )

on [solstice] @jaune-chat said: Definitely, the sun can fuck right off. I break into a rash if I get too much sun, and I can't walk outside without full body coverage to some degree or be itching for WEEKS! In order of preference, is fall, winter, spring, summer.

oof yeah my mom gets a bad rash from sun exposure too! I'm fortunate to not have that specific symptom, but dang it seems so inconvenient, especially if you're also sensitive to heat so being covered up puts you at additional risk. personally I rate winter a little higher than fall but otherwise yeah total agreement lol

on [rollerskates] @nexus-nebulae said: @ prev tags i used to daydream constantly about being able to roller skate everywhere because i would constantly think 'rolling would be way easier than dragging my feet everywhere rn' and it took me two months of constantly thinking about that before i realised OH i need a ROLLATOR that would help (<- i am not smart) i haven't actually tried roller skating bc i don't own skates but i have used a skateboard briefly and that also feels better than walking. i wonder.... if the roller skating rink nearby would allow me to use a rollator in the rink with skates on........ probably not lmao

honestly it takes so much to actually realize like "oh a mobility aid might help with this" which is like, a bad thing, but we're just gonna focus on the funny part for now happy disability pride month :v and tbh I think maybe they might let you do it??? cuz like at ice skating rinks they usually have those little penguins or just straight up plastic lawn chairs for people to support themselves on, so I don't think it would be that crazy to go out on the rollarink with a rollator? but also that's just me and I do not run the place or get paid minimum wage to keep people from breaking the place sooo lol

[onenicebugperday]

@korattata submitted: :D here are some friends i got to see recently!

A leopard slug who was hanging out on our trash can, so i had to move them. i had never seen a slug this big irl before! (there wasn't any ointment or stuff that could hurt it on my bandaid btw)

And then a wolf spider i rescued at work (rabid wolf spider, i think), and a pillbug who's a bit squishier than normal? 🤔

OH LORGE. I love leopard slugs so much. What a beautiful beast. Yes, the spider is a rabid wolf. I believe the isopod is the super rare giant fuzzy pillbug, Squishidillo stuffalus.

[damnsparce]

Tagged by @webbyghost !! Thank you :D

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people!

~~aka try not to make every song Nelward challenge level impossible~~

D - Don't fukk me up! - Nelward

A - All the Pretty Girls - fun.

M - Mr. Mastodon Farm - CAKE

N - Nice to meet ya! ~i'm digging a hole~ - Nelward & Adron

S - Something about us - Daft Punk

P - Pots and Pans - Nelward

A - Amber Island - Nelward and HiP CoLouR

R - Realife - Nelward

C - C'mon - Panic at the Disco & fun.

E - Earthrise - Hakken

I'll tag @peemil @fish-bird @karhs @sunset-bridge @phaazehunter @symonynii @neververy4 @jesin00 @dunsparceus @korattata

Of course you aren't obligated to do, I just picked some of y'all that didn't have too long of names! Have a great day this was fun :)

[undertale-ost-tournament]

CORE Propaganda Post

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@glareandgrowl @myimaginationplain @korattata @stephwheel8 @alandraculafan @apyrisol @thegracefuldeer @crescentcrossbow

[amplexadversary]

rules: answer + tag nine people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

Tagged by @thedragonchilde

Favorite color: I'll usually go for a dark Blue, Green, or Purple.

Last song listened to: "Cold Cold Cold," by Cage the Elephant

Last film watched: Fuck, probably Deadpool and Wolverine. There was a plan to groupwatch horror movies with the TTRPG friends but it fell through.

Currently reading: I need to finish the Bones novel I'm in the middle of, but I've been distracted by other things.

Currently craving: Pizza

Currently watching: I'm actually between shows at the moment, though I have been dipping into G Gundam for screenshots pretty often.

Coffee or tea: Coffee, but only if I really need it. I try to keep my tolerance low because then I can have it sweet and it'll still be effective.

@futurecentury @fighting-these-demons @youreaclownnow @korattata @vohalika @sweetheartblue @parallelpenguins @worlds-worst-ships @mangorosie An invitation to join in, if you like, but not an obligation ^.^

[daily-azurill]

thank you to @korattata for the suggestion! little mice!

[poroquagganbob]

@korattata

so we got a corndog box for the rats and my brilliant roommate cut a hole so all of our rats will become corndogs 

[undertale-ost-tournament]

Dogsong Propaganda Post

Posters of the notes below the cut.

@korattata @dragon-noises

[petcareawareness]

You probably shouldn't say things like "shame on everyone for promoting this!" like you did on the bush baby post? Shame on OP for that one, since they're one of those blogs that just reposts videos? Of course. But don't say that about everyone that's reblogged it when a lot of people just Don't Know that it's wrong. Most people that don't know a lot about animals don't think deeper than "oh this is cute!" until they're told something's bad, and saying it like that will just make them defensive.

While I understand your concern, I do believe that many people should know better in an age of digital consumption. We have a widely circulated post asking people to not give clicks towards videos of exotic animals/be more discerning of animal videos in general, especially given the fact that an exotic animal in any video should always prompt further investigation. The bush baby/galago/primate in that video was purchased from a pet store and the person who owns it basically touts primate ownership on their instagram every day. We can’t be too permissive when so many people in the notes were willing to accept the person’s vague assertions of a “certificate” clearing their ownership—especially not when actually reading into the situation reveals that 1) Japan, where the person is from, has one of the highest rates of illegal wildlife purchases for the exotic pet trade and barebones laws that do little to curb it and 2) CITES, the governing set of laws concerning animal trade, doesn’t permit private primate ownership under any circumstance (or whatever sort of “permit” can be cooked up)

--mod Nick  

[clocks-rising]

:O Do you think you can do a pinstripe spotlight? Pinstripe is good

pinstripe is definitely very good, will do

[babycharmander]

korattata replied to your post: Did… did Tumblr take my tsum tsum post out of the...

your blog may have gotten accidently flagged somehow, if it’s happening as soon as you post it. D: You may wanna check if other posts are showing up in tags too…

It wasn’t as soon as I posted it--it was in the tags last night.

It’s not my whole blog either. I double-checked a few other tags and my other posts show up. It’s just the tsum tsum post that got flagged, and there’s no option for me to submit it for review for some reason ??? I submitted a request to tumblr support about it since I have no idea what else I can do here.

Still wondering why it got flagged. I’m guessing some jerk is just trolling me or something.

[korattata]

url change!  nagekl ==> korattata i’ll still be posting the same stuff, not that i didn’t already mostly reblog pokemon anyway but...

[poroquagganbob]

Let’s hear about Xandorus Altadorian!

oh you have NO idea what can of worms you just opened

So this is Xandorus Altadorian. He’s a Revenant.

His story is going below a cut cause... its NUTS and detailed.

He’s someone I’ve been writing for ....nearly 10 years? He’s one of the many characters from my roleplaying group. 

His story is that he’s the son of a sorceress who enchanted a king of a micro-nation and kept the king under a stupor for years, so she could take over.

The result was a pair of twins, Altadramila and Xandorus.

^ heres Altadramila

Because of her superior control of magic, Altadramila became her mother’s favorite . She was also first born of the twins and therefore first in line. Their mother had a legal way to take over the country through her daughter, using her as a puppet. 

But the advisors of the king manipulated things so that Xandorus became the heir instead, causing their mother to want her son to be out of the way. 

This caused their mother to abuse and neglect him, not giving him the same treatment or lessons in magic as his sister. And their father only showed love through throwing money at problems because he was too far in his stupor to be a parent. 

So Xandorus grew up without much idea what love was.

He was also incredibly unstable with his magic, as it grew from his emotional responses .

He grew up very spoiled, entitled and demanding.... and as such, would be a terrible tyrant if he continued down that path. 

He had a rivalry with his twin sister which constantly made them compete against one another. She saw herself as superior because her mom told her as such. 

His mother nearly killed him after he was bested by a girl who held no magic, as magic was a point of superiority for their family. 

^ He was bested by Brynnsonia, the daughter of friends of the sorceress and her husband.

But this girl saved him by distracting his mother and he fell into obsessive love with her. 

And because he was so screwed up in the head, he wouldn’t leave her alone and tried to earn her affections through spoiling her and displaying his power as both a noble and a sorcerer. Neither of which she wanted. She mostly just wanted a friend.... but being around him became a chore.

Eventually, he fell under a terrible curse, which caused fire magic to engulf his body in response to centuries-long war between a pair of sisters named Flare and Snow (one used fire magic, the other ice) .  But this power made him even more dangerous, because it was triggered by any harm coming to Brynnsonia. Whom, he accidentally blinded once with this power (she got better) .

A party including Xandorus and Brynnsonia went to the future to figure out how to break the Curse and what they found there was beyond what they could have imagined. Xandorus had become a terrible tyrant who had taken over the world, and Brynnsonia had been forced into marrying him.

The future version of Xandorus actually took DNA from his younger self and created a Clone who would come to be known as Alexanderos . But I won’t talk about him yet.

In a turn of events, the party defeated the Tyrant version and exiled him to the past with his wife, after draining his magic, so he would have to live through the terrible future as a civilian.

Xandorus continued down his dark path , but four events happened that changed his life:

1. the general of the ice sorceress got tired of her shit and impaled her, thus ending the cycle of rebirth and fighting that had plagued the descendants of the sisters, this broke the Curse.

2. the micro-nation got tired of the manipulation and duress of their royal family, so they kicked them out and declared themselves a republic. There 

3. Because of how broken and screwed up Xandorus had become, it felt best for his mind to be erased entirely.... so he could have a new start. He was then adopted by a rat shapeshifter (shoutout to @korattata for adopting this little shit)

4. His mother was murdered by a elder vampire and demon child (who went halfsies... vampire ate the blood, demon ate her soul). After which, his father’s stupor was broken. And he woke up with 2 children he never got the chance to know and a hatred of magic. 

Xandorus has a new life and is generally a happy boy nowadays, he’s slightly dopey but very earnest and loves his family.  Brynnsonia is very damaged by her experiences with him. 

While Altadramila is trying her best to be the greatest big sister she can be . They have a closer relationship than they ever did before his memories were wiped. 

That leaves Alexanderos: he was sent from the future to the past with the goal to murder Xandorus. Originally he was created because the Tyrant realized he was going to be defeated and wanted to make sure that didn’t happen.  But by the time he arrived, Xandorus had become his current memory-wiped self. 

Alexanderos , who had grown up without a name outside of being a Clone of Xandorus, wanted the identity that had been fed to him since birth. He also felt entitled to Brynnsonia because of all he endured.

But something amazing happened: he was subdued by Altadramila , Brynnsonia and Xandorus’ adoptive mother. He was given his own name and told to find his own place in the world, which included being adopted by that same adoptive mother.

Altadramila joined the family soon after. 

Xandorus is currently enjoying a life of blissful ignorance, he has no idea he has magical powers and believes that the displays of magic he does are merely an invisible genie granting his wishes. His magic has reformed to be from a place of positive emotions and is so strong that it can warp reality if he wants something bad enough.

He’s a mess but a reformed mess. 

[neonbuck]

ko-fi rewards for korattata and matchabones on twitter !!

 ☕: http://ko-fi.com/neonbuck

[petcareawareness]

Hi! About the Pet Care Consultants List, I'm actually on it as "Nagekl" under small animals, mostly rats, but I've changed my url to this one and I wanted to let you know so it can stay up to date! Also, there doesn't seem to be anywhere on the blog theme that links to the list? I was looking for it the other day to make sure I had the right blog... It might be a good idea to add that to the numbers on the side, or at least the links page, maybe! Just a suggestion!

I’d love to add it as a link on the main page but there’s something wonky going on with the links and I’m afraid if I try to mess with it I’ll lose all of them. I need to see if I can find someone to fix things up first.

But I’ll fix your name on the list!

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

@inexplicably-spookified​ reblogged [shrug] and said:

i appreciate the Round Vibes these kirbies give off

thank you! I think Round is one of his best features.

@theultimateultimateweapon​ reblogged [shrug] and said:

Ah yes the gorb

good orb.

@thegreatestegg​ reblogged [ominous positivity] and said:

Thanks Kirby!!!!

he’s got your back!

@korattata​ reblogged [ominous positivity] and said:

thank you korby... *hands another knife *

kirby appreciates your contribution to the cause!

@okspacekid​ reblogged [ominous positivity] and said:

(tag stolen from op bc i love it)

look it’s true, he fights god like. a lot. XD

@little-box-of-flower-pots​ reblogged [hat] and said:

tiny yeehaw for my boi i love his tiny face

tiny hat. tiny face. tiny yeehaw.

@thegreatestegg​ reblogged [hat] and said:

DOES A LITTLE YEEHAW

I can’t remember how to do subscript in html or I would type a tiny yeehaw lol

also to the folks mentioning interest/hesitation about the disgorb, the server is still very small and low-key right now, everyone’s been really nice and you would be totally welcome :> (I find discord confusing and overwhelming but I’ve been having a good time hanging out every afternoon) (everyone as welcome as long as you’re willing to keep it a welcoming place! the link is [here] or always accessible via the /links page.)