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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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*distant whispers to sylvari in the maguuma jungle* hey pick me up a häagen-dazs since you’re already out

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This is what an evil boop looks like.

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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

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I think one of the weirdest side effects of being a writer is that while I'm reading, I'll just start subconsciously editing the book. Like, if a sentence sounds odd or off to me, I'll fix it in my head and continue reading as if that were how it was written.

Does anybody else do this?

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Thanks @myriad-lights for pointing this out to me but.

HEY ANET? JOHN ANET?

I HAVE SOME CONCERNS.

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Sound on

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He quack

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So cute 😺🥺♥️

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Caithe ✨

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MMO players, type “I main [class] because” and let predictive text finish the sentence

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*some games may restrict certain items, abilities, or story options to a certain gender (example: only able to romance some characters and not others depending on your character's gender)

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gw2 expansion where the commander just retires instead of getting a new title. let them go on a beach vacation