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Title: healer
Fandom: naruto
Characters: akatsuki
Fic type: omegaverse
Pairings:
Warnings: male reader, reader insert, omegaverse, readers smart
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(Name) Hummed quietly to themselves while carefully wrapping gauze around the alphas midsection that they had just stitched up. Handing was a cleaned akatsuki uniform, stitched and sewn back up like new, (name) didn't really know what the uniform symbolised but it was clearly important and they wouldn't want the unconscious man to worry about it.
(Name) Lived alone in these woods, the ability to heal the worst of wounds and this one was no different.
"No clue what fight you got yourself into but you sure made it out barely...." (Name) Joked to the unconscious person while finishing up 'no clue when they will wake up.... Should probably make dinner...' (name) thought while going to their small kitchen to make a meal, enough for two people... Just in case.
Itachi woke to the smell of an Omega and stew, sitting up with a groan and looking to see he was bandaged up... Quite well actually.
"Don't sit up too fast! You could pop a stitch!" A voice called from the other room and Itachi looked for his belongings to find them neatly beside him and his coat hung and fixed. An Omega walked into the room with a tray, a bowl and a glass filled with what was assumed to be juice "you were out for a while! Didn't know when you would wake up.." (name) chuckled nervously while setting the tray on the coffee table "how do you feel? You were pretty messed up ... My healing could only do so much so I had to do the rest manually"
Itachi just stared at the other who smiled happily before a look of realization crossed them 'must realize who I am affiliated wi--' "I forgot to introduce myself! I'm (name)!" The Omega bowed slightly before looking up sheepishly, Itachi sat there stunned before getting up "thank you for your assistance" he said simply while grabbing his belongings, (name) looking concerned "do you have anyone to call? I have a telephone..." It was an old one, nothing like the the newer cell phones but it did it's job!
"That won't be needed"
"Well... Here! Take this!" (Name) Rushed out into the kitchen and returned with origini, wrapped and all cute "I keep these on hand for snacks... Please keep safe"
Why was this Omega so kind? To someone they didn't know?
Itachi didn't know what to make of it but decided to just leave, rice ball in hand.
"This is real good! Where did ya get this?" Deidara asked while finishing the rice ball, Itachi resting with a sigh "some Omega who healed me" he grumbled and hidan raised an eyebrow "an Omega did that? What some high ranking ninja?"
"No, just some Omega in the woods"
"Whoever that Omega was, they have healing abilities like nothing I ever seen..." The older man said simply while glancing at the others exposed stitches, he saw how fucked up the other alpha looked, that omega was powerful.
"Hm?" (Name) Was reading some books they got from town a a couple kilometers from the woods they resided in when a knock at the door pulled them out from their world of imagination. Walking to the door, they weren't expecting to see that alpha again or others dressed like him "oh you're back! You forget anything?" (Name) Asked curiously and glanced at their mid section "you left before I could give you cream to help... Hopefully it healed nicely!"
"This is the Omega that healed you? This is them?" Deidara laughed in disbelief while (name) looked confused, a large group of alphas coming and just laughing, then konan felt it...
The omegas Chakra.
"We require your assistance, one of our members is gravely injured" she lied, (name) looking concerned "sure! Let me get my bag!" The alphas stepped in while (name) went to their room to go grab their belongings.
But (name) knew better than to trust a large group of alphas even if they were incredibly attractive.
So they used what they were taught by their grandpa and slipped out, a secret door in their closet.
'nope, not today' (name) thought while they sneaked away.
Knowing a few Jitsu really helped in a punch....
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Object #1
(Akatsuki Smut)
[Art work is not mine! Credit to sajol201460]
Requested by: Myself
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Word Count: 5,228
Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:
I have no relational explanation for this short series besides the reoccurring thought of being the akatsuki's free-use doll so sorry not sorry
Characters: Pain/Nagato, Konan, and Sasori
Sadism (biting, choking, hair pulling, slapping)
Blood Play (licking up blood)
Nicknames: Princess, Good Girl, Master, Sir, Lap Dog, Mutt, Puppet
Domination (varies levels)
Oral/Fingering
Cock-warming
Degrading (object, cumdump, whore, bitch, dumb, disgusting)
Exhibitionism (public sex)
Bondage (wrist restraints)
Creampie/Cum Shot
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The feeling of teeth grazing my inner thigh roughly snaps me out of sleep. "Who's..." I start, my head still foggy with sleep. My hands sink down my body, being met with a head of hair as I try to push the person off of me.
"Knock it off, Princess," Nagato's voice rings out before his teeth sink back into the tissue of my leg.
As the fog of sleep slips away, my senses start to wake up, painting the unseen picture in the dark room. My thighs tingle in pain, a promise that Nagato has been nibbling at them for a while. His arms are wrapped around my legs, keeping them in place as he does as he pleases.
His room is mostly silent, the only noise being the suction of his mouth on my skin. I shouldn't call it his room, it's our room - unofficially. I don't have a room in the hideout; another degrading reminder that I'm not viewed as a person by its members. I'm not a person here, I'm an object, something to be used as wanted by the murderous group.
Nagato's jaw relaxes for a second, a gentle kiss being pressed into me before his teeth clamp down on the same spot. The warmth of my blood trickles out this time, proof that my skin has been ripped by our lovely leader. Their leader.
I do not leave the grounds of the hide-out unless Pain requests my presence or he accompanies me. I do not fight for whatever cause he formed the group around. I do get to spend my day as I please, filling my time as I wait to be used again. I do not get a say in what happens or when. I am here to be used, to ease the member's needs, to be a warm body for Nagato to sleep next to.
I do get whatever I want; jewels, clothes, food, entertainment, company. Outside of being used, the answer is always yes. I do get to leave on request. My life has led me to many beautiful sights, all it takes is me to ask. I believe it's a fair trade, how wouldn't it be? Most of the time I get pleased as the members' needs are met and I get treated as a princess, as Pain's nickname for me signifies.
"Good girl," he mumbles against the torn skin, his tongue sliding out to lick it up.
Once the blood is done leaking out of my wound, Pain shifts his attention to my other thigh and quickly lives up to his name. Bites are littered over my skin until he finds the spot that satisfies his requirements. He goes back to his favorite pastime, bruising my skin with his teeth until it gives away and tears.
I let my mind wander, trying to keep my focus off the sizzling pain between my legs. With Nagato keeping the room so dark I never know how early or late it is. Is my day starting early? Or right on time? Is it even the daytime? Perhaps it's the nighttime and Nagato simply needs some relief.
"Pull your head out of the clouds," he orders, a usual demand from him. Pain thrives on attention, most notably mine, as do most of the members.
I do as I'm told, despite my want to ignore him. As I focus back on my metaphorical leash holder, the burning from my marks fills my head again. His hands push up my nightgown, resting it just below my chest. The chilled air of the room brushes over my usual bareness.
I don't see a point in keeping myself covered if I'm going to spend a good chunk of my day uncovered. This mindset has led to a lack of underwear and a lot of dresses and skirts.
Fingers ghost over my pussy as Nagato nibbles his way up my stomach. Not many of the members are gentle with me, but a good handful are nice, occasionally pleasing or stretching me to take them easier. Part of me thinks it's cause they care, but most of me knows it's so they don't hurt me. What use does a broken toy have, even if it is your favorite?
"You'll be my breakfast today," Pain whispers into my skin, kissing his way back down my body. "Stay still, Princess."
"Yes, Sir," I answer back, sliding my hands into his hair. I keep my fingers light, not wanting him to misinterpret it. He doesn't, which means he's in a good mood today.
Nagato's lip piercings snag as he dips down, tearing a strip of skin on my stomach. This seems to only improve his mood, small licks working to clean up the accidental mess. When he's happy with his clean-up duty, his head jumps down to hover over my pussy. "Princess?"
"Naga?" I hum out, testing the waters for today.
He stills for a moment, processing the nickname. The thought of today being good is set in stone when Pain presses a kiss into my torso. "I would like to hear about your plans for today."
"Well, Sasori is off duty today so I'm sure I'll spend a good chunk of it with him," I say, starting my ramble. I don't know why but Nagato seems to like hearing my voice as he pleases me.
A reward for my compliance comes, a soft lick to my clitoris. Once the kitty lick is over, Pain wraps his mouth around it, gently sucking on me. "I'll probably take a hot shower when Sasori gets bored of me. He tends to leave a mess." He hums a slight encouragement to keep going. The vibrations jerk my legs closed, squeezing the head of the man between my thighs.
A pop fills the room when I'm released from Nagato's mouth, signifying the end of his gentleness for now. "How disappointing," he mutters to himself before dipping back down.
This time around his head doesn't hover as much. He dives right in, head buried deep to ensure his face piercings snag on me. They do snag, tugging at the skin of my pussy as he continues his meal.
Pain sets a constant pace, his tongue swirling around the rim of my hole a couple of times before dipping the tip of it in. His head nods, his nose clumsily rubbing my clit, and his piercings tugging on my folds as he moves. The constant snagging releases small sparks of pain, not enough to hurt but enough to cause discomfort.
"Continue," he orders, his hot breath coating my growing slick.
"I... um..." The words stick in my throat as I flutter my eyes shut, in an attempt to focus out my sentence.
"Why are you being difficult today?" He asks, head lifting to look at me. "I'm being nice because you had a rough day yesterday and you can't even obey enough to watch me please you."
"I'm sorry," I whimper, blinking my eyes open and coasting them downward.
A hum of disapproval leaves his lips, quickly followed by his tongue poking out. It slides over my clit again, this time with a lot more pressure. "Perhaps we need to take a trip. Maybe you're being used too much. You shall pick a place by dinner." The order is clipped and matter-of-fact. Nothing more than needed maintenance.
"If you act like this all day, we might have to leave tomorrow. You will be sore," his tone is calm, still even, and straight to the point. "Continue."
Nagato's head dips down again, this time hovering so that the metal punched into his face doesn't cause me more discomfort. It's a bit disappointing since his tongue can't plunge as deep as it could before, but I don't complain. Pain is right, he is being rather nice today.
"I... I might... reread my newest book," my eyes flicker with the sentence but I make sure they don't stay closed too long. I don't want my orgasm to be taken away, especially since it might be the only one I get today.
"Reread?" He asks, tongue stopping long enough to get the word out. Naga starts nodding his head again, stimulating my clit as he slurps me up.
"Ya... I... finished it yesterday." My fingers tighten around the red locks wrapped up in my hands.
Pain stales for a second, eyes glancing up at me in a warning before he goes back to pleasing me. "Do you not have another?"
I hum a no, trying to focus on not letting my legs shake. I hate how easily I cum, the disadvantage being courtesy of nonexistent attention to my needs most days. "No... I finished... all my new... books." My heavy breath fills my ears as my lungs pump faster.
Naga shifts back up, his mouth wrapping around my clit again. The feeling of him sucking on me and his tongue swirling over it is enough to finish me off. Despite my efforts, my legs cage his head again and my hands shove his face down further.
His hands rub my thighs as he stays put, letting me do as I please, not for very long though. As soon as my pleasure is washed out of me, dripping down Pain's chin, I'm met with a pissed of Akatsuki member. "You are quite the disappointment today. You will not get any more attention from me today."
That's a lie and we both know it. Before bed tonight he'll be buried between my thighs again. If I wake up to head, I'll be put to sleep with head too. After all, Nagato is a man of routine.
"I shall be back," he tells me before climbing out of our bed. My eyes trail after him, enjoying his bare back as he walks away.
With the attention-hungry man off the bed, I let my eyes close once again. The couple minutes of peace soak into my body, almost putting me back to sleep. "We are awake for the day. Be awake," my needy master says, tugging me to the edge of the mattress.
"I am awake," I mock, sitting up straight.
Pain is pissed again, his eyebrows scrunched together as he looks at me. Like I said, he's a man of routine. Every semi-nice thing he does for me is followed by unprovoked anger.
He drops what he's holding into my lap before leaving me again for the closet. I look at the pile of cloth now present in my view. It's Pain's - unofficial - favorite skirt and one of his nightshirts.
Maybe he doesn't think I need a break, maybe he's just pissy I've been busy with the other members of his 'Make the World Great Again' group. I don't know though, Pain is too bi-polar for me to keep up with his mood swings, let alone what he wants.
When Nagato flips the lights on, the room starts buzzing with us getting ready for the day.
It's the same routine every day. Pain picks my clothes, then his clothes, somehow 'accidentally' matching me every day, even if you can't see it under his robes. He dresses me, and then himself before doing my hair in whatever way he wishes. The last stop of the morning is his steady hand painting my face before he does his eyeliner. The whole time I stay under his feet, following him around the room as he moves around.
On days I get used enough to shower before he gets home, I'm always met with his usual pissy look. Pain doesn't like it when I change his choices throughout the day, but he's never told me not to.
"Princess," he calls, making me perk up from my resting spot. As he did his makeup today I decided on sitting on the floor, resting my body weight against his legs. "It is time for breakfast."
I follow the routine, crawling to my feet and waiting for Pain to lead the way. Once his eyeliner pen is tucked back into place, he stands up too, hand sliding under my collar to hold onto my throat. Naga decided on a thinner one today, a light-weight black chain to match his face piercing; another unofficial favorite.
His hand stays light as we putter our way down the hallways, occasionally squeezing my throat as a reminder I'm there. The walk is boring, nothing new to look at or talk about.
When I'm tugged into the kitchen area, it takes me a second to adjust to the natural light outside. The sun shines through the huge windows of the kitchen, my first notification that it is morning time.
"Sit," I'm ordered, being shoved into Pain's chair before he disappears into the cooking area.
Eyes of the Akatsuki snap to me, all of them present for their mission orders. I happily smile, waving at all of them. "Good morning my boys! And Konan!" I get a range of reactions from 'Good morning beautiful' to ignorance.
A cough from the kitchen echoes throughout the room, ripping 'good morning's from the half that didn't respond. Aside from that, the members ignore me, knowing better than to play with me until Pain has had his fill.
Soon Mr Bi-Polar is back, pissy face as present as ever. "Up," the order comes, one in which I quickly respond to. Nagato sits down in his chair, tugging me into his lap after setting down his coffee and my breakfast. Scrambled eggs, cinnamon toast, and bacon; it must be Tuesday.
I'm shifted around, placed how the head of the table wants before he turns his attention to his coffee. "Eat quickly, Princess." I'm ordered like I am every day. My plate must be cleaned and Pain must be buried deep into me before he starts his morning meeting.
Eyes flicker to me as the members enjoy their breakfasts and conversations. Everyone knows that everyone else uses me, but that doesn't mean any of them would be caught dead using me by Pain. It's a confusing demonic. I'm public property, but only when Naga says so. Naga who hates me half the time and plans his decisions around me the other half.
Once my plate is clean, Pain's coffee cup is lowered to me. It's half full like I expected. I let the bitter taste slide down my throat as the sound of Naga's clothes shifting slid into my ears.
A hand is placed against my hips, pushing me upwards. I follow the movement, leaning over the table as the man under me adjusts himself. When he's ready, I'm pulled back down, Pain's dick burying itself into me. "Don't be a distraction, Princess."
"Yes, Sir." I stay put like I'm supposed to, being nothing more than a sleeve to keep Nagato warm. My mind wanders, scanning over the room and the members as everyone drains on about the plans for today, none of which concern me.
This little scene is Pain's reminder to the members that he's in charge, that he's the boss. It's a test for disobedience of his employees. When someone's eyes flicker to me, I'm used until everyone looks away. Some days we make it through the whole meeting, leaving me to be used afterward. Some days we don't make it past the first thirty seconds.
I scan the members again, being met with the newest member's eyes. Deidara's cheeks go pink, not unnoticed by Pain. "Princess."
The single word puts me into motion. I rock my hips, shifting myself up and down Pain's dick. More eyes snag on me as whimpers and moans tumble out, the whole time Deidara's eyes stay locked on mine. I swear that boy never learns.
When people don't fall back into place fast enough, hands grip my hips, slamming me down faster than I can move on my own. "Pain," I whine, glancing behind me at him. That gets eyes snapped away from me. No man likes hearing someone else's name fall for the lips of their lover.
"Silence," Nagato hisses, anger back on his face as he drops me on him again, hands keeping my hips pressed down.
The rest of the meeting is uneventful, everyone keeping their eyes off of me and Deidara's staying locked on the table.
"Dismissed." Chairs screech as people rush out of the room, leaving Pain, Konan, and me behind.
"Princess." My hips shoot up, jumping back into motion. Konan's eyes are locked on me, watching me fuck myself on her leader's penis.
She's interesting, partly because she uses me the least and partly because I know my very being pisses her off.
Just like before, Nagato's hands grip my hips, moving me at the pace he likes. I let my focus stay on the woman across the table from me, my noises and calls for her boss purposely coming out louder and needier than they usually do. I find it entertaining, watching her get pisser and pisser.
"Princess," Pain hisses, dropping me backward again before keeping me in place. His head dips, lying against my shoulder as his warmth spills into me. "Perhaps you're not as disappointing today as I thought," he mutters, hands snaking up to cling to my throat again.
"Thank you, Naga," I purr, shifting myself on his lap.
He stays like this, buried into me and panting against my shoulder. It's almost sweet, aside from the pity party being thrown at the other end of the table. "What a pretty little object," he whispers into my ear, pressing a kiss to my jaw before shoving me onto the table again.
I stay leaned over as Pain slides out of me, using my thighs to clean himself off.
"I must go. Be good," he orders, hands gripping me as he picks me up, placing me on my feet before he disappears to do God knows what.
"Did you enjoy the show?" I ask Konan once I'm sure Pain is out of earshot. I don't need a lecture about my attitude or for Konan to get into trouble because I feel like picking a fight.
"Aren't you disgusted with yourself?" She asks with venom in her words.
"Aren't you pissy cause Pain will fuck me but not you?" I throw back, a smirk crawling across my face. Konan's face scrunches up as she climbs to her feet. "Oh no," I tease, a giggle following my words. "I'm oh so scared of you. Please don't hurt me, paper lady. I don't want to have to spray you with a water bottle."
"You really think you're hot shit don't you?" She asks, stomping over to me.
"No, but Pain's semen sure as hell is." That gets me a jaw click from the angry lady, how fun.
"Don't forget you're nothing but a lap dog. At least he trusts me enough to help the Akatsuki."
"Oh yes, how I crave to go commit murder instead of living my best life as a house pet."
My eyes light up at the sight of Konan's fists clenching. They light up even more as she huffs in anger. "Listen here you little lap dog. I am treated with respect, I am Pain's right-hand man. You are nothing but a cumdump, a sex toy, a fucking object to be used. You're nothing."
"Ya? Then why are you so mad? Are you pissy 'cause none of the guys will eat your pussy?"
That gets a reaction out of her. Konan leaps forward, grabbing a fist full of my hair and snapping my head backward. "Fine, you want to act like a fucking mutt, I'll treat you like a fucking mutt." The words make me tingle, my pussy clenching, forcing Pain's cum to leak out of me faster.
Konan uses my hair to drag me down to my knees. "Dogs belong at our feet," she hisses, eyes sharp as she looks at me. "Stick your tongue out, Lap Dog," she orders, face still drowning in anger.
"And why would I do that?" Once the question is out, I'm slapped across the face.
I whimper as my cheek stings with pain, all of which seem to encourage her more. "I said, stick. Your. Tongue. Out. Mutt." The words are hissed, as my hair is pulled harder. I silently curse at Pain for leaving my hair loose today.
Reluctantly, I do as told, sliding my tongue out of my mouth. "Look at what a whore you are. Big 'fuck me' eyes with your mouth wide open. A dumb little bitch in heat." Konan's hand dips down as she degrades me, her pants being tugged to her knees. "Sniff, dumb dog," she orders, using my hair to shove my nose into her pussy.
I clumsily fall forward from the movement, my nose falling right where she wants it and my hands clinging to her legs for stability. "Fuck you," I hiss, digging my nails into her thighs.
"Just a little reminder, Lap Dog, but you're here to serve me as much as you're here to serve the guys. We'll spend all day like this if we have to. Sniff."
The repeated order is followed by me being shoved further into her pussy. I go to nip at her, but Konan beats me to it. She moves her hips, her clothed pussy falling against my mouth. Against my wants, her pussy is pressed on my tongue, the salty wet spot of her underwear soaking against it.
"Go on, Lap Dog. Eat my pussy. Act like the dumb mutt you are." Konan uses my hair to shove my face up and down herself, my tongue sliding against her as she does so. "That's it you fucking cum dump," she moans, her head leaning back as she uses me to get off.
I'm shifted again, pulled away from her long enough for her panties to be pushing down to join her pants. My face is pressed back into place, her juices leaking onto my tongue. "Lick, Dog." I try to tug back but fail miserably because of Konan's hold on me. "Go on, dumb dog. The sooner you do it, the sooner you can go back to being a dump for the male members."
My eyes jump up to her face, sending a glare Konan's way as I slide my tongue out. The sour taste of her coats it as I slide it through her folds.
"Fucking mutt," she moans, hips bucking forward. "You're nothing but a dumb object, aren't you?" She continues, voice pitched as she grinds against my tongue.
My pussy drips as I'm being used, making the spot between my legs burn with need. "Rub yourself, Lap Dog. I'm sure you're getting off on this too, mutt," Konan orders, eyes flickering open long enough to look down at me.
This time I'm not as reluctant to do as ordered. I reach my hand between my legs, my fingers eagerly colliding with my clit. I rub circles into myself, using my tongue at the same pace on Konan. Sounds of pleasure fall from her being shot towards the ceiling.
When that's not enough, I slide my fingers backward, plunging them into my pussy. A greedy moan slips from my lips, colliding into Konan's pussy. Like before, I slip my tongue down to keep pace.
My tongue plunges into her, pumping and curling the same as my fingers. "Fucking Christ," she mutters, her pussy starting to clench around me.
Unlucky for me, my orgasm comes before Konan's, filling the kitchen with the sound of my cum dripping to the floor. "What a dumb dog, making yourself finish before me," she hisses, tugging on my hair before grinding against my mouth again.
Despite her bitching, I keep slurping her juices up, working quicker to push her over the edge too. It doesn't take long for Konan to come undone, her tangy juices draining down my throat. "Dumb fucking Lap Dog," she bitches, keeping me in place as she catches her breath.
"A greedy, disobedient dog," Konan continues, pulling me off of her before dragging me backward. "Look at what you did," she barks, shoving my face into the mess I left on the floor. "Look at the mess you made. Lick it up, mutt." My face is still shoved against the floor, mine and Pain's cum rubbing against my cheek.
"Lick it up," she repeats, picking my head up just to shove it back down. I let my mouth fall open, my tongue slithering out to desperately clean up my mess. The taste of Nagato's cum mixed with mine relights the fire in me, quickly making me horny again.
"What a good, Lap Dog, cleaning up after your disgusting self," Konan teases, finally letting go of my hair. "Dumb bitch," she mumbles, straightening herself and her clothes before walking away, leaving me a spread-out, horny mess on the kitchen floor.
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The feeling of Sasori's paintbrush sliding over my bare stomach is soothing, as is the cold paint being gently placed on my skin. I like when Sasori has a day off or is on medical leave. He's one of the gentler members, both in and out of his use of me. That, and the fact he usually spends our time together covering my skin in whatever new paint idea he has.
"Puppet?" He calls, making my eyes snap open. "Are you sleeping?"
"No, just resting my eyes, Ori."
He hums in disapproval, getting upset with the lack of my attention on him. I swear this whole murder band is attention-starved. "Don't do that."
I don't, instead, I let my eyes trail down to my stomach, taking in Sasori's newest artwork. I'm not quite sure what it is that he's painted today. It kind of looks like a raccoon made out of sand. "Ori?" Another hum is my answer, the murderer too busy adding in his details to pay me much mind. "What are you painting on me?"
"The one-tailed beast." Well, that's not a raccoon, though I did get the sand part right.
My eyes trail after Sasori's hands, watching the way they dip and flow over me as he paints. Once he's done, I'm left to continue lying in the grass as he cleans up his supplies.
Ori doesn't like being cooped up inside, which usually leaves us in the stretched-out field surrounding the hideout or next to the lake a couple of yards away. He insists being outside helps the paint dry better, but I think that's just an excuse.
When my current companion comes back, he slides himself back between my legs, hands on my knees to press them against his sides. "I'm bored, be of use." He orders, head tilting to scan over his work again.
"How would you like me to do that?" I ask, squeezing his sides with my legs. Another hum, this one long and drawn out as Sasori's eyes dance over me. Hands slide down my legs, clinging to my thighs before pushing them wider. "Ori?" I call, trying to shift his hand off of the open bite mark gifted to me by Nagato earlier today.
"Be quiet, we wouldn't want someone finding our headquarters because you can't keep your mouth shut," he says, the slightest bit of teasing laced into his words. This is another reason I think Sasori likes to spend time with me outside. I think the thrill of possibly being caught in the act by an enemy ninja excites him.
He shifts around, body lying on top of me and arms scooping my knees from underneath. "You've had an eventful day," Ori mutters, his lips brushing against my thighs, purposely kissing every bite and bruise left behind by Pain.
"I guess you could say that," I whisper, hands snaking down to grab ahold of him. Sasori tips his head, letting my fingers come into contact with his hair. It's ironic, that the puppet master enjoying being puppeteered while between my legs.
His kisses trail up me, the final one being pressed to my pussy before his tongue replaces it. It swirls around, skirting across my clit before sliding down to tongue fuck me. "Ori," I whine, bucking my hips upward.
I don't get a verbal response, but Sasori does tighten his grasp on my legs. He keeps himself busy, skipping between fucking me with his tongue and licking at my clit. Strings of whimpers and whines pull out from me because of this.
"You are taking forever," he groans, head raising to look at me. "Are you not enjoying yourself?"
"I am, I swear," I murmur between huffs of air.
"Doesn't seem like it," Ori says, sitting back up.
"Hey!" I whine, gripping his shirt and trying to pull him back down.
He clicks his tongue in disapproval, hand shooting up to clench my wrists. "Stop doing that. Don't let my kindness make you forget you're an object for my use. My little puppet." The words make me squirm, my teased orgasm very evident to being left unfinished.
Sosari's free hand dips under me, flipping me over. I land on my knees, my ass prepped up as the top half of myself is pressed against the soft grass. He shifts my hands behind my back, crossing them before the familiar warmth of his chakra threads wraps around my wrists, keeping them in place. "How pretty," he mutters, hands falling to my hips.
They only stay there for a second before they're pulled away. Clothes shift behind me before my skirt is flipped up. The first approving hum of the day falls from Sasori, a hand wrapping around my bound wrists as he enjoys the view. I'm tugged backward, his dick quickly slipping into me as I'm manhandled.
"Ori," I whine, squirming around under him.
"Puppet," he sighs, hand holding on to my wrists tighter as his other one settles on my hip. Sasori sets a slow pace, thrusting into me at a steady pace as I'm held still. Kisses are pressed along my spine, paired with murmured praises.
A grunt falls from Ori, his thrusts suddenly stopping. "Damn it, Puppet," he hisses, pulling himself out of me. The hand on my hips falls away again, soon falling to jack Sasori to his finish, evident from the sloppy sounds that were previously being made by my pussy. “Puppet,” he hisses again, the back of my thighs being coated with his semen.
The field is left silent, Sasori leaning against me as he tries to calm his breath. His hands wander across me, clinging to any skin can get in contact with.
“I’ve made a mess of you,” he mutters, his head finally lifting. “I’m sorry,” the apology is followed by the sounds of his chakra strings snapping, letting my hands lose once again.
“It’s fine, Ori,” I coo, shifting my joints around. They ache and creak as they’re shifted around.
Another line of kisses is pressed against my back as his hands work on tugging my skirt down and pulling the shirt he discarded forever ago back on. “Get yourself cleaned up,” he orders, a kiss pressed into my neck and a soft hip tap to encourage me to my feet. “Then I’ll repaint you, puppet.”
“Yes, sir,” I murmur, shakily climbing to my feet. Today is going to be a very long day it seems.
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*Sasori returns to the hideout after a long mission*
Sasori, to himself as he walks down the hall to his room: Finally. I thought that tedious journey was going to last the rest of my eternity. I suppose I should go meet with Leader and let him know of my progress, and —
Sasori: *stops; Deidara is sound asleep in Sasori’s bed, with just his head showing from under the mountain of covers*
Sasori: What in the world … why is this brat in here??
Konan, in the doorway: Ah, Sasori, welcome home. How was your trip?
Sasori: It was fine, but first … what is this guy doing in my room??
*Konan puts her finger to her lips and gestures to Sasori to follow her into the hallway; once they’re out there she gently closes the door*
Konan: We should be quiet; this is the first time he’s slept so long in days.
Sasori: What do you mean?
Konan: He … I think he was very upset when Nagato sent you on this mission alone. I get the feeling that he’s very attached to you. He’s been awake and rambling around aimlessly for days. The only time he seems to sleep soundly is when he’s in your bed.
Sasori: Is that so?
Konan: Mm. Sasori … I don’t presume to be in your personal business, but I’m curious. Have you and Deidara ever had a talk? About … about feelings? Because—
Sasori, quietly: He tried. He’s been trying to talk to me for a year. But I always brush him aside, because … well, he’s just a silly brat, isn’t he?
Konan: No. No, he isn’t. And the sooner you come to accept that, the happier you both will be. *pats his shoulder* I’ll tell Nagato you’ll give him your report in the morning. *walks away*
*Sasori slowly walks back to his room; Deidara has kicked out of some of the covers, his hair and limbs splayed all over*
Sasori: *sits in a chair by the bed and timidly puts a hand on Deidara’s cheek*
Sasori, quietly: So soft. So pretty.
Deidara: *slowly stirs awake and then blinks in disbelief*
Deidara: D-Danna? What are you —
Sasori: Scoot over, please.
*Deidara does as asked and Sasori gets into bed with him, pulls the covers over them both, and cradles Deidara’s head against his chest*
Sasori: Get some rest. I’m here.
Deidara, blushing and flustered: W-wait … does this mean that you’re … d-does this mean that WE’RE …
Sasori: It simply means that I’m here, I’m with you, and I expect you to get some sleep so you’ll be well-rested for our date tomorrow. Understood?
Deidara: But can we kiss or something first? I’ve gotta have something good to tell Hidan and Red-Eyes in the morning and —
Sasori: *uses his hand to tilt Deidara’s face upwards and pull him into a slow kiss*
Sasori: Was that enough of a conversation piece for you?
Deidara: … I mean if you REALLY want to give me something to brag about you could slide your hand down and —
Sasori: Don’t push it, brat.
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Zetsu’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki
From Nagato
You can’t keep eating them without checking to see if we’re using them first.
300 miles? Is that really the closest?!
I can put you with Tobi or Hidan. Take your pick.
Put the letters where they can find them, then stay somewhere hidden to see their reactions.
Keep an eye on them please. No explosions, no sacrifices. Nothing to draw attention.
I’ve been practicing every day. Legs feel stronger.
I’d only risk it if you also want to risk being placed in a gengetsu.
I’m sure I’ll be gone before her. All I ask is she be well taken care of. It’s all that matters.
No. Under no circumstances. I need them all ALIVE and able to work, please.
You can ask but she’ll probably hit you hard enough to REALLY split you in half.
From Kakuzu
Yes well your appetite is proving quite costly.
Find where he’s hiding and I’ll give you a third of his bounty.
I’m not so sure that “intelligence” is a quality I’d associate with any of them.
Actually if you could naturally produce that we could sell bottles and make some money 🤔
Much, much too expensive.
I don’t care if you eat him but wait until I get his heart out first.
I’d rather you ate me; my body won’t be on display for him to entertain Deidara with.
It’s complicated. And by complicated I mean I let a one time physical urge turn into a years-long relationship.
It’s the 1st. Rent and utilities are due.
If I didn’t we wouldn’t have *anything*. Be grateful.
I’m not sure if my threads would hold for plant-skin.
Stop losing them for God’s sake each one costs $50 in materials to make!!
I’ll take your word for it. That voice creeps me out.
From Konan
Please don’t ever do that again. Nagato almost had a heart attack. 😡
It’s funny in a shouldn’t be funny way.
Wait you’ve seen him without the mask 👀
No I don’t care if they’re annoying we don’t have the time to replace them now!!
Ask Sasori to take a look. He enjoys a challenge.
I don’t care how easy it was to get, I’m NOT cooking with that kind of “meat” 🤢
No offense but do you even have nails 🤔
I’d rather we didn’t need to pick up and move again unless absolutely necessary.
Since we were children 🥰
I’d kill anyone who tried. With my bare hands.
Kisame may be able to but the rest will need it cooked.
You’re THAT old?! 😵💫
Stick to guys. I will remain the only woman in this group.
Can’t you eat them? Aren’t you part Venus fly trap??
From Hidan
Freak.
Then stop watching, weirdo!
Because if you take the body before my praying is finished then the entire ritual is void!!
Not to be gay but yeah I see what he sees.
Then steal him some damn glasses next time!
But do plants even have dicks? Like is it green? Does it smell like grass? 🤔
He’s such a liar he wanted me since the day we met ��
I saw you eyeing that cat and so did Itachi.
How do you say “Fuck you” in plant-speak?
They’re not “pink” they’re “rose”, heathen.
Ribs without sauce is like fucking without lube. Like what’s even the point?
If I could convert even one of those fucks I’d become a High Priest for Jashin.
Can’t. Kakuzu’s “withholding my paycheck” until I pay off that bounty of his that I killed. 🙄
So come with us. Everyone’s weird you’ll fit right in.
From Sasori
Elderberry, nightshade, and primrose. For now.
A mouse learns to fear other mice before it even thinks about predators.
Please stop that you gave him nightmares last time and I couldn’t work on my puppets for a whole week 😒
I don’t care as long as it has a big enough space for a lab.
Damn blue eyes trapped me for eternity.
An interesting experiment, certainly.
I have vague memories but that’s all.
You appear to be “friends” so talk to him and tell him to back off.
Who do you think I am? That freak Orochimaru?!
I don’t buy that stupid act for a second.
If I suggested aloe vera would you find that insulting?
You and I are the least bothersome in terms of eating. I don’t, and you hunt.
I’ll contribute when the expense is relative to me.
From Kisame
So far only Itachi knows about it but the water there is clear and beautiful.
Your way of thinking is truly fascinating.
Of course you’re welcome to join us but you’ve voiced objections before to both tea and sweets.
No, I’ll BURY him myself before I let you eat him.
Crab and shrimp. Especially crab.
I’m aware. His smell is getting weaker and his chakra is shaky.
I admire your patience for it but I don’t do so well in the sun for so long.
Again? Why?? Who attracted attention this time? 😒
I don’t but Samehada seems to.
The battlefield is empty. Care to join me at the buffet? 😋
Between the prayer rituals and the constant bombing I just can’t handle either of them.
Salt is for the weak. Pure fear flavors the meat better than any seasoning.
From Deidara
You can’t prove that was me, that could have been anyone!
If I’m successful there won’t BE anything left of me to eat so 🤷🏼
Idk you just look gray. Maybe stand in the sun for a while?
Ok we may eat more BUT his food costs more!
Wait is it real hair or like plant stuff 🤔
I didn’t this time he was dancing and he tripped on his cloak like an idiot.
Honestly not until I met Sasori lol
Omg where?! Riverbanks are always a goldmine of natural clay! 🤩
I get that but I’m just not interested, eternity is so boring.
Low key he goes into this voice sometimes that scares the piss out of me.
Bc it’s weird man it’d be like watching my mother shower or something 😖
Like usual he couldn’t shut up and almost got us killed on the spot 😡
Not unless you want to pick the lice out of my hair afterwards.
From Itachi
Not sure of the exact dynamics but I think it’s second or third cousins.
Maybe it’s best we all just live with our own partners. Too many in one area and eventually someone figures it out.
No he’s as gentle as possible. I just have sensitive skin.
Yes but cabbage is so versatile.
You saw him? Did he look well? 👀
The glasses help some but most everything is still a massive blur.
I tried. Nagato tried. He refuses to give up on the idea.
There is no “before” and there’s no “after0. There’s just NOW.
No I know he ate it because he had the jam smeared all over his collar.
22 doesn’t really interest me.
From Obito
The right arm still twitches if I try to lift too much.
Come on weren’t YOU happy when he died?!
He can’t turn me down forever. Just picture him with the Uchiha fan on his back 😍
Yeah well he’s still my little cousin and I still worry.
I think it scares him a little, he almost walked into a tree that first time I did it on accident.
It’s not excessive; the sugar is literally the only thing pushing me forward right now.
I would bet money that he’s the worst Sensei ever to those kids. No wonder Sasuke was so weak.
The constant money woes are so tedious.
Blind or not his reflexes are unmatched and he could still take me out in one move.
We should have put more emphasis on intelligent and less on “skills”.
You’ve gotta admit the explosions DO liven things up 🤷🏻
What if you ate him and he could still talk from inside of your stomach though? Is that a chance you want to take?
Bonus: From Madara
He stopped responding two years ago he acts like I’m dead.
What? That little shit. 😡
If the blonde is giving him too much of a distraction, dispose of him.
You don’t need to pre-chew my food I’m not a baby bird.
Have you seen my good blanket?
What happened to my slippers?
🍆 I want this. I’m craving this so bad. Please bring it to me.
Tell that boy to come back I need a good bath and a haircut.
Perhaps if you hadn’t recruited so many *brats* you wouldn’t be having such an issue.
Whatever you do, do NOT let them breed.
Did you remember where I stashed my last painting of Hashirama?
If I was younger I could have eliminated the entire group within seconds. They’d never even know what hit them.
Please procure a backscratcher and industrial grade toenail clippers.
Wait until he sleeps and move several large rocks into his room. I guarantee he’ll cry.
First that young lass, then the Hatake boy, now the blonde. He never learns his lesson does he?
What do you mean he cut it?? An Uchiha’s hair is his crown! Tell him to get back here NOW.
I should have chosen Fugaku’s son instead. Likely a lot less crying.
#texting#zetsu#Akatsuki Daily Texts Series#nagato uzumaki#konan#itachi uchiha#kisame hoshigaki#deidara#sasori#kakuzu#hidan#obito uchiha#madara uchiha
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Mean dom itachi x bratty reader (black reader please)
Warnings: 18+, spanking, humiliation, smut.
Itachi was fresh out the shower, his long, black hair tied up into a bun, still a little damp.
He walked into the room you all hung out in, wearing a simple long sleeve, black T-shirt that hugged his body so well, complimenting his muscles you couldn’t help but drool over. Damn that shirt. He paired it along with some comfortable black slacks, a pair of fluffy, dark blue slippers on his feet.
You sat on the bed, your back straight and your feet on the floor, watching him slowly walk up to you, a glint of anger in his eyes. He was still upset from hearing about your earlier situation from no one else but Hidan of course.
Hidan and Kakuzu caught you rubbing your clit in 4k outside by the little steam pool of the hideout. You felt so ashamed when Hidan greeted Itachi with a simple, “Damn your girl has such a pretty pussy”.
He made it worse by opening his big mouth again, “You’re not giving it to her enough if she has to touch herself like a needy slut Itachi. Let me handle her while you’re gone”, he joked, chuckling at the sight of your flustered expression.
It took everything in Itachi to not set Hidan on fire as he glared at you with a look you’d never seen on him.
Now you gulped on your nerves as Itachi slowly neared the bed to stand directly in front of you, crowding your personal space.
Hidan comfortably sat on a bean bag, Kakuzu standing near a dark maple table, staring at the stacks of money he had neatly packed away in three, brief cases.
Kisame lay on his back, his feet crossed and his arms stretched behind his head on the same bed you were seated on.
Deidara and Tobi were arguing over a game they started playing along with Konan, causally sitting on the couch in front of the two men who sat on opposite ends of the little table with the game on it, while Pain and Sasori chit chatted away.
Itachi, didn’t seem to care about anyone else in the room. Apparently you like showcasing yourself in front of everyone so he might as well punish you in front of everyone too.
His hand roughly grabbed your face, his fingers pressing into your cheeks enough to force your mouth open, dragging you up to shove his tongue into it, exploring your delicious mouth before he kissed you, no one really paying the two of you any mind, figuring that you were obviously happy to see each other.
Itachi pushed you back down on the bed, making you bounce as you landed.
Today you let your hair down, a big puff at the top of your head, tied up in a pastel purple scrunchie, the rest of your coils hanging down to your shoulders.
You looked up at him, not sure of where he would take this in front of everyone. You were already very embarrassed about Kakuzu and Hidan accidentally seeing you in all your glory, to ashamed to look them in the eye all day long, anxiously waiting for Itachi to come back from his mission to face your fate.
His thumb traced your plump, bottom lip, slowly shoving it into your mouth. “Suck on it”, he casually said, his voice deep and stern. What was he doing? You were both in the room with everyone. You smacked his hand away. “No, get off of me”, you said, a sudden urge to be a complete brat overtaking you. You always got bratty when you were nervous.
You had earned yourself a light slap across the face, Itachi quickly grabbing your face again, shoving his thumb in your mouth, his face expressionless, but his big, black orbs held an anger to them.
“Suck on it”, he repeated himself, pressing hard on your tongue, making you whine, immediately obeying him, slowly sucking on it.
Itachi managed to turn a few heads, Kisame’s, being the first since he was laying right there, Hidan and Kakuzu now watching with interest. The others still minding their business.
You had felt so embarrassed, heat washing over your entire body, your mind telling you that no one could’ve possible heard him slap you, to give you some reassurance.
Your tongue swirled over his thumb, your pretty lips forming an o as you softly sucked on it, earning a deep breath from him. He had suddenly pulled it out of your mouth with a loud pop, his big hand wrapping around your neck to push you into the soft bed.
You fell backwards with force, Itachi’s hand snug around your neck, a small but very evil grin on his face as he eyed your panicked expression. You were so cute when you were nervous.
At this point he had everyone’s attention, Konan, Pain and Sasori trying not to give the two of y’all much attention. Tobi and Deidara looked over at you guys in confusion.
“Itachi be gentle with y/n”, Tobi reprimanded, putting his hands on his waist in a pretend angry way.
“Shut up and play the game idiot”, Deidara snapped, trying not to pay attention to whatever the drama was on that bed.
Itachi slowly dragged you a little further up the bed with the hand on your neck, chocking you enough that both your hands clawed at his arm.
Finally letting go of your neck, you took in a desperate breath of air, needily sucking it all in, but before you could properly breath again, Itachi’s hands were on your hips, easily flipping you over so you were on your stomach.
Tobi, flinched when Itachi smacked your ass, he smacked it so hard you had to yelp, loud enough that everyone’s attention was set on you now. “Itachi”, you softly whined, your body heat only rising in embarrassment at everyone’s eyes on you. You’d never felt so shamed in your life.
“You want to touch yourself in front of everyone, is that correct dear?”, Itachi spoke, his voice deep and low, but loud enough for you to hear. His hand landed on your ass again, your booty wonderfully jiggling in your black, biker shorts. You yelped out again, burying your face into the covers to hide yourself from everyone.
You couldn’t believe this was happening to you.
“No I promise I didn’t mean to”, you yelled out when he smacked you again. Kisame sure did feel bad for you, but he couldn’t help but wonder how he would feel if he was in Itachi’s shoes. Fuck he’d probably use a belt even. One thing he knew for sure was your ass looked so appetizing, jiggling under Itachi’s hard smacks.
Now everyone was invested, even though they all tried to go about their down time, you were still the center of attention.
“I don’t want to hear it”, he growled, striking your ass once again, before grabbing your hips and pulling you up so you were on your knees, easily manhandling you to his desired position.
“Now, you’re going to show everyone how you can take your punishments dear”, you heard him say. As you sat on your knees and hands you felt his weight dip the bed as he brought one knee up to rest on the bed, his hand gripping your hips to keep you still before he began raining down hard smacks on you.
“Itachi why!”, Tobi panicked, kicking the table as he quickly stood up. Deidara stood up too, stopping Tobi in his tracks. Tobi couldn’t stand watching his friend get her ass literally beat. Even though something about this was making his dick twitch, he didn’t like it at all.
“Sit down Tobi!”, Deidara warned, making Tobi slump down in defeat. He really wanted to save you from this, but by the look on everyone’s, he realised something, they were all enjoying this.
By the sixth smack you were already fussing, loudly whimpering at the pain he cause you.
You tried your best not to make eye contact with anyone as Itachi began tugging and pulling at your shorts, revealing your pretty ass, lightly tinted with red.
“That’s what the fuck I’m talking about”, Hidan commented, “Such a fucking lovely ass”.
Kakauzu didn’t even scold Hidan like he normally would, secretly agreeing with him at the sight of your brown buns.
Pain couldn’t agree more, admiring the way the maroon thong you had on, hugged your waist, the thin material perfectly swallowed up by your ass cheeks.
You grabbed Kisame’s thigh, squeezing it to anchor you through the pain as Itachi kept on spanking you, holding you close to him so you didn’t mess up his rhythm. He was throughly enjoying this. His eyes set on the work he was doing on your ass.
Kisame blushed at the contact, grabbing your face and forcing you to look at him.
“Don’t cry”, he said, wiping a tear he saw fall down your cheek as your boyfriend smacked you. “You deserve this don’t you?”, he added, making you cry even more. You tried to crawl away from Itachi, bring your hands up to cover your ass as you whimpered and cried.
Itachi let go of you, letting you flip yourself over and bite your finger. “I-I’m, sorry”, you stuttered, wiping away the tears on your cheeks.
Itachi thought you’d never looked cuter to him, your index finger in your mouth and your eyes all watery and red as you cried, not only from the pain but from the guilt you felt. He wondered if you had learnt your lesson well enough, but the memory of Hidans face when he was told of your naughtiness quickly washed away any mercy he had for you.
His hands found your hips again, dragging you down the bed, your hair forming a halo around you, making you look all the more angelic to him, as he grabbed your thighs and pushed them down to your body, exposing your clothed pussy to him.
Pulling on your thong, he’s eyes were glued to how soaked you were. “So you enjoy being spanked in front of the organization love?”, he asked, smacking your pussy hard, pulling on your thong again, the thin material revealing the swell of your vulva.
You jolted at the sting on your pussy, your loud cry mixed with a little bit of a moan. Kakuzu couldn’t help but smile at the sound you just made. He would never have guessed that you were a masochist. Such a pretty little slut, he thought, grinning to himself.
Itachi smacked your little puss again, watching you throw your head back and moan out in pleasure. He began rapidly smacking you, making you grip the sheets beside you and arch your back in pleasure, moaning and crying at the intense pain that made you feel so good.
You were so aroused that you had every man in that room hard. Even Konan sat there, secretly pressing her thighs together to eliviate the throb between her legs. She wished she was you so bad right now.
Itachi’s slaps we’re getting a little wet, your thong now soaked in your juices, tears running down your cheeks as you whimpered at every smack, unable to deny yourself the pleasure any longer.
“Please can I cum!”, you whined, no longer caring about all the men surrounding you. They already knew you were Itachi’s needy little baby, so why not show them.
“Come here”, you heard, before you were slung over Itachi’s shoulder. Everyone looked at your lovely ass and wet pussy as he carried you out of the room.
“Oi, oi, oi! We’re not gonna see her cum? Tsk!”, Hidan whined, finally earning a smack on the head from Kakuzu.
You were still in for a long one. One that you knew you’d enjoy so much.
#uchiha itachi x reader#itachi smut#itachi x you#yandere itachi#itachi imagines#naruto imagines#naruto smut
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Ngl really looking forward to the Kakashi Konan bonding fic. Could you give us a little peak? 👀
“This is an essential planning meeting,” said Pein, as his Human Path distributed poster paper and multi-coloured felt-tip markers. “Use your ingenuity to think up how our organisation can perform better into the new year. We take your ideas into strong consideration, so please do your best.”
That was garbage, of course: this whole day was pointless, because the Akatsuki’s real decisions were made by Obito, Nagato, and Konan, with occasional input by Black Zetsu. The Planning Day was just Nagato’s big idea to make the Akatsuki members feel like they were contributing to the organisation, and hence, more loyal to the organisation; a tip he’d picked up from an organisational management book that Konan had brought him (spending your life sitting in a dark room with rods stuck in your back could get a bit dull, apparently, so Konan ensured he had plenty of reading material).
“Okay, team!” Obito said to Kisame and Zetsu. “Let’s think up a big, grand idea that’s gonna revolutionise the Akatsuki.” Leaning over, stage whispering across the table, “Psssst. Sukea. What are your ideas?”
Sukea had been talking quietly with Konan and Itachi, but now he briefly looked up and raised his eyebrows at Obito. “I think we were told to work in our assigned groups, Tobi,” he said amiably. “But I’m more than happy to share our ideas. When we present them to the group as a whole.”
A brutal, crushing rejection. Siding with his group over Obito. The little shit.
“Sukea is cruel,” Obito complained. “Everyone knows you have the best ideas, and we’re partners, so why can’t we just share — c’mon, Leader, put us together—”
“Some of us are thinking,” Kakuzu said darkly, “and the rest of us should shut up.”
Obito pouted, then sighed and turned back to his group. “Fine,” said. “Kisame, my friend,” emphasising the last word, hoping Sukea would hear and feel jealous, “how do you feel about disguise?”
#bp answers#new recruit#this is set between NR and the best team#aka the crack before the shitstorm#honestly there is only a little bit of kakashi konan bonding but there is a lot of general shenanigans#and and!#I'm really excited because kirpy is collaborating on this and they will do some drawings <3
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A Cookie Club
Chapter Three: The Head Start
Akatsuki x Fem!Reader
Word Count - 1.2k
Genre - Crack/Harem
Summary -
You’re forced to return back to the Akatsuki after your attempts to switch clubs fail. They are determined to make sure you don’t leave.
The Reverse Harem Crack Fic where you end up on wacky adventures with the Akatsuki who have all made it their mission to get in your pants. Who will win your heart?
Warnings -
Eventual smut, suggestive, slow burn
<Chapter One> <Previous Chapter> <Next Chapter>
A Cookie Club Masterlist
Anime Masterlist
“You know why I'm here. I've been here every day for the last week. Please, tell me some good news,” you asked every muscle in your face imploring, both hands pressed against the table in front of you. The woman behind the desk rolled her eyes as she continued to chew gum with her mouth agape. She typed at a snail's pace, using only her lavender-manicured index fingers. She sighed, giving you the same, sad smile as she had the previous days. You didn't bother to wait for an answer this time. You knew that there was no hope. You were stuck in the Akatsuki club. You took a deep breath. “Thanks anyway.”
You dragged your feet along the concrete floor, inching your way over to room 1408. The corridor seemed longer than last time. Each step echoed with the sound of mockery as you stumbled down the walkway. The Funeral March tune was playing on repeat inside your head before you realized how melodramatic you were being. You shook your head with a chuckle and opened the door, ignoring the horrid banner above it.
“About time! We almost gave up on you,” Deidara pouted, dragging you inside.
“I don't know what kind of clubs you were apart of before, however this one requires at least 5 hours of attendance per week. Did you even read the requirements before joining?” Pain glanced at you from behind his laptop with a sigh.
“But the rules change whenever they contradict a point you are trying to make,” Konan snickered, slapping him in the face with a paper crane before walking over to you. She pushed Deidara aside with a tight smile before wrapping an arm around your waist. “I can tell we are going to be fast friends.”
Deidara growled as steadied himself against the bookcase he had been thrown into, “What the hell, Konan! I saw her first.”
“Saw her first? What are we, kindergartners?”
“Welcome back!” The soft pangs of party poppers drew your attention to Tobi who met your gaze with a warm grin. “The others had given up hope but Tobi knew you would return!”
“Oh, hi Tobi.” You waved at him with a sheepish grin as you ignored the tangerine-haired man with his fancy Mac laptop. Who did he think he was anyway? He acted like he was in charge of something much more important than he was. It’s just a stupid Magic club.
“You think you can just slink back in here and everyone is gonna just accept that?”
“Give it a rest, Pain, no one cares. She's here now and that's all that matters.” Konan flashed her dazzling white teeth before pulling you into a tight embrace. “We should go shopping! Don't best friends go shopping together?”
“I guess so,” you replied, biting the corner of your mouth. Why is she being so kind today? Was she just having a bad day last time? Is she always like this?
“Great! Then it’s settled. Girls night out,” she purred against your ear, still holding you to her chest. One of her hands was twirling in your hair while the other had slipped down and was groping your ass. It surprised you, provoking a gasp, but it wasn't unpleasant.
“I don't think so,” Pain warned, placing himself between you and Konan. At her raised eyebrow he stumbled, “Well, you see, because… we already have something planned. Yes. A field trip. A club field trip.”
“First time I've heard about it,” Sasori smirked as he ran a hand through his soft, red hair. His sensuous eyes wandered over you with gentle urgency. “However, I look forward to it.”
“As do I.” Hidan slithered out from the shadows somewhere behind you and brought your hand to his mouth. Pressing his lips against your skin with a soft moan, he began to kiss up your arm. He reached your elbow before Pain shoved him against the wall. The pair glared at one another while you positioned yourself behind Konan.
“You can go home.”
“What? Why?”
“Why? We do not molest our teammates.”
“What? I was talkin’ to her. Right?” Hidan looked at you with a flash of anger and confusion before throwing his hands up. “Fine. I'll leave.”
“It’s fine, Pain. He was just being friendly,” you murmured, your hand now entwined with Konan’s. “I'm just not used to so much contact. All at once.”
Deidara grabbed your free hand and rubbed it against his face with a tortured expression. “You poor thing. Mhm. What kind of life have you been living?”
“Don't worry,” Konan cooed, tightening her grip on your left hand. “We'll make sure you get so much love and attention that you can't stand it.”
“That's okay.” The laughter that followed was forced but you hoped it didn't sound as nervous as you felt. What is wrong with these people?
“Right. Even so, we're going to Kakuzu’s place. Hidan should still go home. Things are easier when you two aren't together,” Pain insisted, amusement reaching the tips of his lips.
“Fuck you, Pain. Don't think this puts you ahead or anything,” Hidan snarled as he slammed the door behind him.
“That was… unpleasant. I apologize. You shouldn't have had to deal with that.” Pain’s eyes glistened with concern. It was the first time you had really seen him. You'd looked at him before, of course, but you hadn't stopped to notice how attractive he was under all those piercings. In fact, the piercings may have only added to the allure. The strange shade of purple that seemed to swirl within his eyes, the harsh tangerine hair that matched perfectly with his milky skin and the firm imprint of his body under his tight t-shirt. You had to admit, this man was sexy. Even if he was also one of the most annoying people you had met, there was something about him that drew you in.
He held out his hands in a beckoning gesture and you felt an immense pressure to glide to his side, almost as if you were being pulled by a magnet. Before you realized it, you had let go of both Deidara and Konan and had placed your hands within his. He was smiling and the sight sent a shiver down your spine, but you ignored it as you smiled back.
“Should we get going then?” Konan creeped up behind you, her arms circling your waist once more. This time she rested her chin on your shoulder. She poked her tongue out toward the other club members as she dragged you toward the door. “Let's use my car.”
“Oh, okay. Sounds good!" You skipped out the door behind Konan, the faint sound of growling resonating from the room behind you.
When you made a move to turn and investigate the noise, Konan chuckled, “Ignore them. They're just angry because we got a head start.”
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Happy Birthday, Kakuzu.
Word Count: 1627 Genre: Smut Characters: Kakuzu, Hidan Pairing(s): Kakuzu/Hidan, mentions of Kakuzu/Kisame, Kakuzu/Konan, Kakuzu/OCs TW: "Daddy" used as a term of endearment. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Silence. The room was quiet with the absence of Hidan, who’d left to explore the village and eventually find them some dinner. A sigh slipped free from Kakuzu as he worked the buttons of the cloak, unclasping it slowly as his mind wandered. They were working well together, he and the brat. Had been for a few years now, realistically; Hidan had lasted longer than any of his other partners. He couldn’t lie- it was nice, in a strange way, even if he got on his last nerve far too often. It was a perk that Hidan wouldn’t die, regardless of what Kakuzu did to him in the heat of the moment. The heavy fabric of the cloak settled across the back of a chair as nimble fingers continued to work, reaching up to remove the covering he used on his head, tugging it free. Now that was better. Kakuzu rolled his shoulders, grimacing at the tension that settled deep in the muscles. Maybe he’d cave and find a Tea House later, if they had the time. Oirans always knew how to use their hands. Hell, he wouldn’t even have to fuck them- just as long as they got the knots out of his back, he’d pay them for their time. But… He settled back on the bed, eyes falling closed for a moment. This was one of those rare times that Hidan wasn’t glued to his side. It wouldn’t take long- well… That’s a lie, but he could work quick, just for now. It wasn’t as if he wasn’t getting any- shit, that department was solidly booked, thanks to Hidan, and a few others. A smirk curled his lips as his hand wandered, slowly drifting up then down his chest, sternum, stomach. He could already feel himself stirring in his trousers. How annoying.
Then again, he’d always had a high libido. She’d never complained back then. Snowy tresses, a bright smile, skin holding a golden glow… Shaking his head, he forced the thoughts away. Going down the path of memories would kill his boner more than anything. Instead, he raised a hand to his throat, pads of his fingertips drifting against the exposed column. He didn’t like to be choked, not often- not unless he trusted whoever was doing the choking. Hidan had tried it recently- but for Kami’s fuckin’ sake, he needed to teach Hidan how to choke someone without trying to kill them. He didn’t bother taking his pants off- no point in it if this is gonna be quick. He had oil tucked away in an inner pocket of his cloak, but he didn’t feel like reaching over to grab it. Instead, he lifted his palm to his mouth, tongue lolling out to drag along the skin, wetting it enough to not cause an unpleasant amount of friction. Hips shifting, he reached down to take hold of himself. Half hard already- damn. Fingers drifted along the ridges of healed skin stretched across metal. Four of them, all along the underside of his shaft. He couldn’t remember when he’d gotten them done- well over a decade ago. But the sensitivity was still there, drawing a soft hum of pleasure from his chest. “Just like that,” he murmured, head growing hazy as lust began to filter through his blood. His thumb drifted across the head, pressing against the sensitive slit and glands, drawing a hiss of pleasure out. If he knew he’d had time, he’d draw this out- really work himself up until he couldn’t handle it. But that time wasn’t now. His fingers settled around the girth of his shaft- something Hidan had been surprised with the first time he’d seen him hard. He knew he was impressive- always had been. His hand began to move slowly, teasing a touch more as he felt himself grow harder. “God,” he whispered, brows furrowing as his hand sped up. Hot and heavy, it brought forth memories of the past. Of sharp teeth scraping along his collarbone, of the feeling of being filled. A groan spilled into the silence of the hotel room. Kisame had always been a good lay, there was no denying that. And, more recently, Itachi had joined them once- just once, but it was enough to see exactly how much he had Kisame wrapped around his finger. It had been impressive- he’d simply watched at first before joining. His mind wandered- to another set of blue locks, though these were longer and were paired with amber eyes. Many times, he’d coupled with Konan, the pair having worked too late and needing a reprieve from the paperwork. Taking her across his desk, her arms around his shoulders, face buried in his neck as he buried himself in her over and over. She could take it as well as she could give it. “Good girl,” he murmured to the phantom image in his mind. His hips began to thrust up into his palm, the head leaking, giving aid to the spit that had slicked his cock at first. “Good- fuck,” he hissed as his thumb drifted across the head once more- every other stroke, now. There’d been another one- one of their agents. She had ties to a clan of power in Kirigakure, a distant relative, with hair of raven and eyes of sapphire. She’d been wild- Hidan had been there for one of those romps. She’d ridden him like her life depended on it- no, like his life had depended on it, nails raking down his chest and their names spilling from her lips like a holy prayer. She’d taken them both at one point, Hidan behind, pressing her down against Kakuzu. She didn’t know who to call out for, and ended up a sobbing mess by the end of it. “Fuck,” he panted, the familiar coils of his release beginning to settle at the base of his spine. So close, so very close. His other hand reached up, settling around his throat, pressing down on the sides rather than against his windpipe- blocking off blood flow rather than constricting airflow. She used to do this, would hold him down and ride him until they were both near sobbing, overstimulated beyond the point of coherency. “Kakuzu,” she’d cry, her head thrown
back as she’d grind down, her thighs shaking against his hips. “Harder, please- please, kære-” “Ja, fanden-” he gasped, his release slamming into him, blindsiding him enough to have him shudder, lips parted, chest heaving. His hand stilled against his cock as he came, bosy tensing before relaxing. His blood thrummed in his ears, akin to a war drum. So lost he was in his bliss, he never heard the door open. Or perhaps that had been the plan, for the door to open near silently and shut just as quietly, the chakra signature hidden from the sensor. It was only when a chuckle spilled into the room that Kakuzu’s eyes snapped open, emerald gaze meeting lilac. “Just couldn’t wait for me, huh?” Hidan asked, head tilted, a smirk curling his lips. Kakuzu blinked, still slightly lost in the haze, as Hidan wandered over, cloak already discarded as he climbed atop the bed. “Or were you thinkin’ ‘bout that one bitch again?” “Get off.” It wasn’t an order- too weak to be one. “Nah,” Hidan settled on his knees, gaze drifting to the table. “I was gonna suggest we go out to eat to celebrate, but I think I’d rather give you yer present first.” “Present.” Kakuzu shifted, grimacing at the mess that had covered his shirt. Disgusting. “Why?” “It’s yer birthday, you fuckin’ old ass man,” Hidan replied, leaning in to brush a kiss against his lips. “An’ you get a present on yer birthday.” It took a moment for Kakuzu to put the pieces together before a smirk curled his lips. He reached up, cupping Hidan’s cheek in a surprisingly tender movement, thumb brushing against the alabaster skin. “On your knees,” he whispered into their shared space, watching the way Hidan’s eyes light up, his grin widening. “Sir, yes sir. Or- wait, you liked it when I called you Daddy-” Hidan’s voice is cut off with a sharp smack to the cheek. “Oh, fuck yes, Daddy.” “Get on your fucking hands and knees before I leave you here.” “I got hands.” “I’d tie you up.” “Bastard!” Hidan laughed as he rolled away to work on his pants. “Hey, question.” “Answer,” Kakuzu replied as he tugged his shirt over his head, careful to avoid smearing anything. His gaze drifted to his partner as Hidan successfully stripped off his pants. But that wasn’t what caught his attention. No, it was the lace that adorned his thighs, and the garter around his waist, both a deep emerald in shade. Huh. “Fucker. Do you wanna get dinner after this?” “Depends on if you can walk after I’m done with you,” Kakuzu replied as he reached over, fingers slipping beneath the band of the thigh highs, pulling it up before releasing it, letting it snap against Hidan’s thigh. A gasp pulled free from the feeling of the snap against his skin. “... Touche,” he murmured, settling back against the bed with a lazy grin, like the cat who got the cream. “C’mere, daddy.” “Fuck off,” Kakuzu snickered, shaking his head as he joined Hidan on the bed. He hovered for a moment, hands resting on either side of Hidan’s head. “Hey,” Hidan whispered, reaching up to cup Kakuzu’s cheek, careful to mind the stitches. It’s rare for them to have these moments. “Happy birthday.” Kakuzu leaned down, nosing at the underside of Hidan’s jaw so that he wouldn’t have to meet his gaze. “Thanks, brat,” he muttered, beginning to press kisses along the length of his neck.
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I agree with Kishimoto never trying to use the girls. The hate they get is not fair. I used to defend Sakura back in the days because I hoped kishi would do her justice. When shippuden started I WAS SO HAPPY because I thought this was the start of something great for Sakura and the girls but NOOOOO. Every time, Sasuke showed kishi turned her brainless. If you compare Naruto's actions and Sakura's actions to sasuke, you'd see they're completely different. What's up with that weird fake love confession scene 😭? It makes her look like she was manipulating Naru. JEEZ.
Also he literally had badass Tenten and Temari with cool useful abilities and he didn't use them ?! TF ?! Thank god for modern authors who treat their characters with respect :)
okay2 you know how i am with these longass rants so click readmore and brace yourselves
The way I see it, Sakura's character development in shippuden was always one step forward, two steps back. She gets this really badass scene (like her fight with Sasori and those cool ass medical skills) but is then regressed back into a pining girl in love every time Sauce is on screen or Kishi just throws her in the background YET AGAIN.
I love Sakura's abilities actually. Her brute strength, intelligence, vast knowledge and skill as a medic nin. But what I dislike about her character is how kishi handled her feelings for Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura's obsession with Sasuke was so???? huh??? it was so damn toxic and i never once understood why both Nardo and Sak were so obsessed with him. They were a team for one year???? I mean its great that they care about him alot but Sauce's feelings were kinda valid. His freakin clan died. Id go batshit crazy against my own village too. BUT BESIDES THAT. Both Nart and Sakura's Sasuke obsession was so annoying. 80% of shippuden was literally Keeping up with the Uchihas or Naruto yelling SASUKEH. BUT what irks me so much is the fandom's double standards with both Naruto and Sakura. "Oh Sakura shouldve gotten over her Sasuke obsession" but then turn around and call Naruto's obsession cute and gush about how he's so in love with him!!
Hot take but the only reason why sasunaru is "the most developed ship with the most chemistry" is because theyre both male characters.
I guarantee you if Naruto was a girl and SHE would be the one to have this unhealthy obsession who was chasing around Sasuke, the fandom would shit on Naruto just as much. And if Sasuke were a girl, Sauce would be sidelined like the rest of the female cast and Naruto would have another male character to have a "brotherly bond" with, because thats the only bond Kishimoto is actually good at developing. Yey for male characters having all the screentime and cool assets <333
And about that confession scene, I get her intentions. I really do. I understand that she did that in order to bring him home and that she cares about him but honey, w-why?? Why lie to him about your feelings?? Supposed he DID believe her, then what? then what kishi???? huh??? Some of her fans point the blame on Sai or whatever but I personally dont see why that scene was at all necessary. Maybe to establish Naruto's feelings for her wasnt all that serious? or his maturity? idk man. That scene was such a clusterfuck.
In the end her development in The Last and in Boruto was immaculate. She had one of the best glow ups in the old gen and ironically enough, her character wasn't butchered in Boruto. She got badass scenes she was cheated from in shippuden. I also love how she's finally getting the spotlight she deserves. Unlike the other konoha 12 :,)))
Okay onto the next female character that Kishi completely wasted. My baby. My light. 🙈 AAAHHH HINATAA.
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN OKAY2 DEEP BREATHS.
Let me just establish this real quick. Hinata's goal was to get stronger because of Naruto, her goal was never to be with Naruto. She wanted to become someone who is worthy enough to stand beside him, someone whom he can consider as an equal, as a partner. She NEVER once said "marrying Naruto-kun is my all time goal UwU" (if youre one of those weirdos who interpret her character that way, youre immediately invalid, go take a hike)
I personally dont have anything against their crushes but to the point of making their personalities revolve around these guys every time theyre onscreen is so fucking frustrating. And with the way he writes their dialogues is so.damn.cringey. Like that one scene in the war arc with Tsunade and Madara
"I mAy bE a WomAn but I aM nOt WeAAKKKK"
BAAHAHAAHHA WHAT?? Everyone else gets coolass monologues and one liners but thats the best you can come up with Kishi?????? Hilarious.
If im being honest. Hinata's character is actually kinda well written. Not well executed. Dear God no. But with the way he set her story, her personality, her chracterization. She's honestly one of the best written female characters on the show. IMO. By Kishi's standards of writing women ofc. She's hands down one of the most complex characters. Her shy personality wasnt out of the blue, it wasnt a cutesy waifu trait. Her abusive upbringing made her that way. Her trauma turned her that way. So yeah, sue her if she looked up to Naruto as an inspiration when everyone else in her family treated her like dust. Shit on her for having Naruto's love light in her dark when her own damn father wouldnt even look her in the eye and her entire clan shunned her because she was "weak." She doesnt owe her family shit so idgaf what they do with the Hyuga clan. Neji and Hanabi aren't included btw
Im not gonna deny that her role in the show was only as the love interest but tbh for a love interest, Im glad her character wasnt so one dimensional. It just pains me SO MUCHHH how fucking wasted she is. Every time she's with Naruto, they always make her into a damsel in distress. They always feel the need to turn Naruto into the heroic prince. How cute.
LIKE THAT ONE SCENE IN THE LAST WHERE SHE'S THROWN IN THE CAGE?? WHY??? LET NARUTO AND HINA FIGHT THAT FREAKING ALIEN GOD TOGETHER. QUIT WITH THE TOXIC MASCULINITY. WE GET IT. NARUTO'S STRONG. GOOD FOR HIM. NOW LETS SEE HINATA THROW HANDS AND PUT NARUTO IN THE CAGE GODAMMIT
Hnggggg dont get me started with her role in Boruto. She's as relevant as a damn houseplant in the manga. They made her into an invisible trophy wife and "the mc's mother" and we all KNOW what happens to the shounen mc's mother once mc is in need of character development :) Quit putting her in the background. Give us that scene where she won against Hanabi DESPITE being retired for years. Give us that scene where she trains Boruto. GIVE US ANY FIGHT SCENE OF HER WHERE HER POTENTIAL ISNT WASTED WTF?¿
Now if you say that Hinata didnt have development. YOURE INVALID. She came from an abusive household, the shyest girl in her class, her insecurities got in the way of her own confidence, had difficulty of standing up for herself now became a loving mother of two, has the guts to kick her husband out of the house(with whom she couldnt even keep eye contact with when she was a kid) became the strongest hyuga, most supportive wife and mother, and has given her kids the comforting childhood she never had as a kid.
She has one of the most beautiful stories in the show and if you think her personality is only Naruto-kun and big boobs, then im sorry that you cant appreciate such a heartwarming story.
And I agree, killing her would honestly make me feel more at ease than continue to see her suffer because of godawful misogynistic writers. But at least let her die in an epic fight. Please. PLEASEE. She got nerfed so bad, i feel a physical pain every time i think about it
Okay what else. I think Ino got pretty good development. Another wasted potential in shippuden but she's doing good for herself in Boruto. I dont know what Temari is up to. They basically made her into another classic angry mom who beats up her husband for comedy trope. Haha very funny and original! Im not sure with her career, im not that invested in the anime.
Tenten??
oh G O D Tenten. The dirtiest of all. Her jokes about her screentime is so mean and i hate that its true ahsjhs. She was the only female character in OG who's goal wanted to be as strong as Tsunade but what did Kishi do to her?? Sidelined. Forgotten. Irrelevant. Like every damn female on the show :D
Konan shouldnt have died. I blame plot armor. I know in my heart that Konan wouldve kicked Obito's ass if it weren't for Kishi's boomer mindset.
Tsunade had so much hype when she was introduced but died down in the war arc. Madara wiped the floor with the kages. Holy shit. Not only that, but yipee! Naruto is there to save the day AGAIN!!!!
AND UGHHHH If the female characters were given proper treatment then maybe MAYBE all the endgame couples wouldve made fucking sense????¿¿¿
I think that ends my rant. Im not sure how the female characters in Boruto are handled. Except maybe Sarada (she's pretty well executed in the manga imo). But arguably they are sooo much better handled in Boruto than how the old gen girls were. And thats because Kishi isnt anywhere near the new gen female cast. I cant formulate a solid opinion with the other new gen female cast since im not entirely invested in the anime. Not ashamed to admit that I only watch it for the sunshine moments and for Hinata :DD
#and *scene#salty char.txt#char complains about Naruto AGAIN#yey#please end my suffering#i need to leave this fandom what am i still doing here#naruto#day 202 of WTF KISHI#i think i got that out of my system
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Caged Hearts Chap 23. I Fucked Your Man
((Hawks x Miku((oc))
Muscle memory brought Miku to the building where she and Hawks had had their first date.
Her white wings fluttered as She settled down on the ledge of the building.
The waning moon disappeared behind wispy grey clouds. Oh well, it wasn’t like her mind was on star gazing anyway. Not with Keigo’s words echoing in her head.
I love you. I love you. I love you.
She felt a tug in her chest as she recalled the soft, earnest way he had looked at her When he said it. The quiet realization in his voice, as if it were just as much of a revelation to him as it was to her.
He had meant it, but even more shocking than that was how close she had been to saying it back.
Her head felt heavy as a litany of thoughts swirled around it. Keigo, Konan, the vacation, the argument, the tour.
She had so many things to think about it, they were becoming overwhelming.
She stretched her wings again, ready to take a quick flight to clear her mind when a low, roughened voice called declared: “Beautiful moon out tonight, isn’t it, Angel?”
Miku tipped dangerously over the edge of the building in her surprise, her wings snapped out to steady her from falling over. She scrambled to her feet as she turned around.
The stranger smirked wickedly as he stepped into the shadows. The moon light glinted off the gold surgical staples holding his burned skin to his unmarred flesh.
Miku’s eyes widened as the villain smiled.
“Y-you’re—“
The villain chortled at her obvious fear. “Relax, Angel, you look like you’re about to pass out.“
“You’re Dabi,” she whispered. “H-how are you here? You should be in prison.”
Dabi threw his arms up to rest casually behind his head as he stepped closer to Miku. Her wings flared out to their full span ready for a fight or flight situation.
“Funny thing about love, beautiful, it’ll make you do some crazy things. Keigo doesn’t exactly think straight when he’s in love.” He let out a malicious little chuckle. “I’m sure you’ve figured that by now.”
“Don’t come any closer!” The winged woman exclaimed, halting Dabi in his tracks.
The villain held up his hands. “Alright beautiful. Don’t freak out. I’m just checking out my competition. Gotta say, bird brain has great taste in women too.”
“How do you know about me and Keigo?”
He gave her a patronizing little smile, and cocked his head as if he were a parent explaining something to a child.
“Oh honey, I just told you, love makes you do crazy shit. Guess that’s why I’ve kept a close eye on my man—or I guess I should say my ex man now—since things ended.” He spat out the last line venomously.
“Your-your man?” She stammered back, while her mind attempted to wrap around the villains words.
Dabi’s turquoise eyes grew wide with surprised, but the shock was quickly replaced with amusement.
“Oh god, don’t tell me.” He ran a hand over his face as he laughed. “He didn’t tell you?”
Miku’s face remained blank.
“Honey, we used to date.”
Miku gaped in response. “You...”
“Jeez, to be a singer, you’re not very eloquent are you? Let me spell it out for you, Angel,” he smirked, moving even closer. “I used to dick your man down regularly.”
Miku’s heart felt like it was about to jump out of her throat.
“I-I-I don’t believe you.” She shook her head, “Keigo would never-“
“Never what?” He stood right in front of her now. “Never date a villain? Honey, he damn near is a villain.” He tucked a finger beneath her chin, and tilted her head towards his turquoise gaze, thumb stroking her cheek. “Let me guess, he brought you here for the view, right? Something about how the city and the beach and how they’re both visible from here. Sound familiar?”
Reality crashed over Miku like a ton of bricks. Her legs felt weak and wobbly.
Dabi grinned. “Ohhh, so he’s as predictable as ever I see.” He clucked his tongue. “Good to know. It’ll make taking him down even easier.”
Dabi stepped away from her wearing a satisfied little smirk. “Well, Angel, it’s been nice to finally get acquainted, but I’ve got places to be and people to see.”
He tapped her nose, playfully before turning to join a second man who had been lurking in the shadows. Miku hadn’t even noticed the guy.
“Oh, and Miku,” Dabi threw out over his shoulder, head tilted. The chilly look on his face made her heart stall. “Give big bird my love, will you?” With that, he and his companion dissipated in a cloud of black smoke.
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The wind bit at Keigo’s skin as he sped to Miku’s location. The minute she had called to explain the situation to him, he’d hopped out of the bed not bothering with a jacket or longer pants to protect himself. He tracked down a visor, some headphones and flew out through the balcony door. The twenty minute flight took him less than ten to make, and when Keigo finally landed, he found the brown skinned woman huddled up on the roof hugging her knees to her chest. Keigo could feel her fearful heartbeat.
“Angel!” He knelt beside her. “DId he hurt you? Are you ok?”
She turned to him with wide, bewildered eyes. As if she were surprised to see him there.
“I—no, I’m-I’m not.”
Keigo’s demeanor darkened, and his red wings puffed defensively. “What did he do to you?” He asked, sharply.
“It’s not what he did...it’s what he said. Keigo why didn’t—Why didn’t you tell me you used to date one of the most dangerous villains in Japan?”
Fuck...
Keigo’s wings dropped right along with his heart.
Miku’s eyes had darkened to a violet shade he had never seen before and seemed to pierce right through him. She held his gaze.
“It’s true—isn’t it?”
Keigo gulped on the knot.
“Baby,” he touched her shoulder only to be shrugged off.
“No, don’t ‘baby’ me!” Miku snapped back. “You put on that huge production back at Konan’s place talkin’ about me and my other relationships, meanwhile you were out here fucking the biggest villain in Japan. Kei, what the fuck?!” She sprang to her feet, suddenly becoming more animated.
“Miku—“
“I felt like shit, Kei,” she spat, voice mounting along with her anger. “I left early to come apologize to you, because you deserved an apology, and you—you’re a fucking hypocrite.”
Keigo winced, ducking his head in shame.
“Angel I—“
“Shut the fuck up, I’m not done talking.” Miku snapped, he did. “I don’t care that you dated other people, Kei, hell I barely even care why you were fucking a villain. But you put me in danger by not telling me about Dabi. This nigga found me on a roof! He knew my name! Do you have any idea how terrifying that is?!”
Her white hair was turning grey, the curls moving on their own, and Keigo felt the cool air becoming disturbed even without her moving her wings. It was both fascinating and scary.
“Angel,” Keigo held up his hands, keeping his voice steady, “I know you’re upset, and you’re right, ok, but...just let me take you back to my place. Alright? It’s not safe here—“
“It’s not safe with you either, the fuck!? He knew about our date. This spot.”
Keigo’s shoulders dropped.
Shit.
Miku nodded, her beautiful face was all hard edges as she glared at him.
“So no, I don’t wanna go to your house. Frankly, I don’t wanna be anywhere near you, but I don’t feel safe going back to my room alone. Take me back to my hotel.”
Keigo started to say something else. Anything. To beg, to apologize, to console her—something. But even in his own mind nothing he could say was good enough. So instead he gave a resigned nod and sighed: “Ok.”
The flight back to Miku’s hotel room was quiet and frosty. Keigo let her lead the way keeping a good distance from her, and trying to focus on the flight ahead and not how badly he wanted to hold her and apologize over and over.
Miku landed on the balcony of her hotel, and slid the glass door open. She barely spared Keigo a glance over her shoulder as she muttered: “Thanks.”
Keigo’s heart lurched, he reached out grabbing her wrist.
“Miku,” he started. She turned around to level a weary look at him. Keigo gulped down his nerves. “I know it doesn’t mean much to you right now, but I’m sorry.”
“You’re right, it doesn’t mean shit to me right now.” She tried to pull away, but Keigo held her in place. “Angel, please I—“ he choked on the words. Gathering his thoughts, he plucked one of his smaller feathers from his wings and gave it to her.
“Keep this on you. If you’re ever in danger, break it. I’ll be there immediately.”
She took it gingerly, nodding. “Okay.”
“Goodnight Angel. Please stay safe.”
But she’d already slammed the door in his face.
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Naruto Shippuden Openings Ranked
Aight y'all, I said I would do this months ago, so here we are.
Just like my last ranking post, I have no real reasons as to why I like this OP over that one. They're just poor reasons and explanations that I'll probably change my mind about after posting.
But yeah, this is gonna be a long post, so let's get to it.
Also just a disclaimer- I had a very difficult time ranking the openings, especially at the bottom. Just note that I like and enjoy every OP except one.
Actual ranking is below the cut because yay I can use my laptop to make posts now :D
Number 20 - Tsuki no Ookisa - OP 14
I always thought this was called “Size of the Moon” or something like that
This OP
Oh boy
I used to just hate this one with a passion
And I still do!
Okay not literally, but it’s still my least favorite
I see what they were going for
Red, black and white vibes
It’s….okay?
And the song
Yeeesh
It just doesn’t make me feel anything but the huge urge to skip it
I’m so sorry if you really like this OP but goodness I really don’t like it
It’s one of the only ones I don’t like vs don’t mind
I will say
The end though?
Where its showing the freeze frames of everyone
That looks great
Itachi at the beginning looks great
It definitely has its moments, but just not enough to make me really enjoy it
Number 19 - Hotaru no Hikari - OP 5
Or as I like to call it
SHA LA LA-
I already know y'all but to come for me on this one I'm sorry
This opening is,,,okay…
Now that I’ve seen all of them, I kinda have this bias of “I know what the next opening is and that’s a whole BANGER” so I kinda sleep on this one
But its not bad
I always love the Naruto and Sasuke parallel shots
Just not up there for me
Number 18 - Guren - OP 15
Another OP I lowkey just disregard after watching all of them because we all know what follows this one
But it’s not bad at all
I love the split screens
And then it all comes together
Kakashi and Obito’s split screen looks amazing
Actually, all of their shots look amazing
The song goes well with the visuals
I love the colors they used
Seeing Madara is always a treat
The shot of the hokage is good
But uhhh
Yeah that’s about all I got
Number 17 - Newsong - OP 10
Don't kill me plez
A lot of people don’t like this OP
I can see where they’re coming from
But it's goofy and wacky, and honestly not so bad
It ain’t nowhere near top tier, but I can enjoy it more times than not
The part where they’re running and do a lil jump
That took me out when I first saw it
The animation is supposed to accompany the wacky feel, and I feel that the animators had a lot of fun with this one
Overall, I don’t dislike this OP like most
I actually like it
But admittedly, it’s not strong
It’s very cute tho
It makes me smile
That team jutsu though
What the hell
I don’t know how I feel bout that
Also B falling
That was a nice addition
Also also Sasuke refused to be a part of this wacky ass OP which I love
Number 16 - Niwaka Ame ni mo Makezu - OP 13
This OP is fine
It doesn’t really do anything for me until the 5 Kage are shown fighting Madara
Which looks great by the way
But also gives me storm 3 war flashbacks
It’s pretty overall
Like all the parts with Naruto look really good
The individual shots of the 5 Kage and Sasuke are meh
I don’t really care for that part
Overall, ehhh
Number 15 - Moshimo - OP 12
I’m not gonna lie
I totally forgot about this OP
It’s fine
Nothing really excites me
I do like 2 parts though
Where Ay tries to punch Minato and he gets out of the way to fist bump baby B
And when Naruto is in the middle and it zooms out to show Kushina and Minato behind him
The song is good
Overall, okay opening
I was torn over whether to put this one above or below OP 13, but I decided above because I like the ending part more
Number 14 - Toumei Datta Sekai - OP 7
Another OP I really slept on
A lot of people really adore this one but I just don't see it??
It takes a second to kick off
It really only gets started for real when we see Pain and the trio’s flashbacks
After that, it’s pretty good
The music picks up, the visuals start getting quite interesting
And that Pain v Naruto moment where they just stare at each other and it shows both faces
Looks amazing
And of course, Kakashi brings some spice into the mix
It’s always a great time when we can see him in action
Makes me wish we got the girls v Konan though
But yeah, the shot with Naruto falling in
From then on, it's incredible
Number 13 - LINE - OP 18
From here on, these OPs are just the ones I love
This OP is a major breather
The song is very slow and nice
Visually, I love the choice in focusing on one thing at a time
Once character at a time
It looks very nice
The little destiny shard flying around
And I love how there’s variants in who interacts with the shard at the very end
My favorite is Itachi because he gives the shard to us and I’m not crying you are
It’s really pretty too
Not much to say here
I just really like it
It’s not top tier, but it’s a great OP nonetheless
Number 12 - Closer - OP 4
THAT SHOT AT THE BEGINNING
Where everyone is looking back
I absolutely love it
I absolutely must know if the budget was actually blown on Hidan spinning his scythe
The shot looks great though
Another vibe kinda opening
The ending is so cute with Naruto jumping in the air
they did that to cover the gaping hole in our hearts
ASUMA WHY
Also I completely forgot there was a second version until I saw it while pulling up the link
First version is better
Number 11 - Lovers - OP 9
That beginning part with the camera cutting and focusing on the three
Yeah that right there is great
And the explosion behind Killer B
Love that shit
They really went all out for the aesthetic kinda look
And it really pays off because the OP looks very very good
The song is pretty good too
But I probably wouldn’t listen to it outside of what’s in the OP
Every shot with Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura on the divide is really good
Number 10 - Blood Circulator - OP 19
Ah the top 10
Another song that is hype asf
I honestly prefer the third version with Naruto and Sasuke
But even still, this OP is pretty great
It’s a lot better visually in the second version because there’s not a lot of lingering shots
I love the shots of Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi and Iruka
But I also love that the whole first version is summed up in no time in the second and we move onto better shots
But the third version is the best visually
With the fights and flashbacks
And the ending with Sasuke staring and Naruto crying and then they fight
That rasengan is great
But even still, all versions look pretty good
I really don’t have that much to say about this one
I enjoy it quite a lot
Number 9 - Hero’s Come Back!! - OP 1
Everybody and they mama be dancing to this I swear
It’s a bop and a half
Honestly what a great way to start the series
I’m bopping every time it comes on
And that shot of Gaara holding out his hand before he don’t feel so good
My heart
I mean, what else can I say about this one
It’s just great
3..2..1 MAKE SOME NOISE
Number 8 - Totsugeki Rock - OP 11
First things first
THE SONG????
IT’S A WHOLE BOP
EVERY TIME I HEAR IT
I GET SO HYPE
Naruto’s face at the beginning caught me off guard the first time I saw it
Visually, this OP isn’t bad at all
I actually really enjoy this OP a lot
It makes me dance and headbang lmao
I would say the song carries this one, but nah
The visuals really go well with the song
I really don’t have much to say about this one
It really is just so fun and hype
And I really love it
Number 7 - Kaze - OP 17
This OP is very pretty
It’s another one I slept on
It’s animated so well
All of the freeze frames we see are stunning
And it’s animated very well
Also long Kakashi segments always get extra points from me
And this one is gorgeous so even more points
I love the kinda traditional style they were aiming for with the textures
The cuts to the hand signs are good too
Also in sync with the music which y’all know I love
The aesthetics in general are just so lovely
NIGHT GUY YESSSS
HE LOOK AMAZING IN THIS STYLE
This OP has some of the best visuals in all of the OPs
I can’t even express how beautiful it looks
And seeing Minato and Rin slowly fade by as Obito falls and Kaguya is revealed
So good
The song goes well with the visuals too
The song in general slaps
Overall, very good
Number 6 - Distance - OP 2
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Okay SUE ME, I’M A BITCH FOR DISTANCE OKAY
I just love this mcfuckin opening so much
It caught my attention when I first started watching Shippuden
And it’s very pleasing to look at
Also that “Thank you my friend”
Hits me every time
And overall it’s a vibe kinda opening
The walking scenes are the best
Not a lot going on on the eyes, but it still looks really good
Honestly, it’s probably my favorite OP, but it’s not the best OP
And I’m a sucker for the emotions
And this OP brings it hard
It’s definitely ranked higher than most would put it, but I can only put it so low
I love this OP so much
Number 5 - Karano Kokoro - OP 20
Holy fuck
This OP
Damn near brings me to tears every time
This OP was,,,,well,,the end
This was the conclusion of the story
And my goodness y’all
It still hits me in the feels
The visuals with this one carry it on home
It hits hard seeing everyone growing up
Let’s talk about the visuals shall we
Starting right from the beginning
Shikamaru just sitting as the music comes in
By the way, the music fits so well with everything
But yeah, seeing him just look up with this soft music just warming your heart
And then it cuts to the shogi board so we know exactly what he’s thinking about
Then to Sasuke
Sasuke
With everything that’s happened with him, just seeing him be able to just breathe
It’s everything y’all
And then we get to see Naruto’s stone face up there with the rest of the hokage and then to this lovely vibe
Naruto and Sasuke doing the hand sign that saved the world
"Tell me the story of your life"
That shit right there
They knew what they were doing when they chose this song y'all
InoShikaCho eating some barbeque
Kiba being loved to death by Akamaru and Hinata smiling
Do y’all see why this just makes me so happy yet?
Free Kakashi points
The shot of Naruto as hokage
That part got me good when I first saw it
And even a little now
Lee, TenTen, and Temari showing that they’ve still got it
The zoom in on InoShikaCho to Ino saving Sai
THE WHOLE EVOLUTION OF NARUTO AND SASUKE
THE HIGH FIVE
THE P I C T U R E
HOW ARE Y’ALL NOT CRYING
The story has finally come full circle
And there's finally peace
It’s just overwhelming happiness
I really love this OP so much
Number 4 - Blue Bird - OP 3
HABATAITARA MODORANAI TO ITTE
Blue Bird slaps
Visually, it’s absolutely incredible
Like that one part
Y’all know that part I’m talking about
Where Sasuke and Naruto do that parallel switch
*chefs kiss*
It’s just so good
AND THAT’S ONLY ONE PART
THE WHOLE THING IS JUST SO PERFECT
AND IT REALLY GOES SO WELL WITH THE SONG
Y’all better know by now how much I love the visuals synced with the music
And this song delivers on that
I know I have so much to say about this one, but I’m not gonna remember to say it until after I post
I prefer the second version (even though it’s just the same animation from Closer)
MEZASHITA NO WA
AOI AOI ANO SORA
Number 3 - Diver - OP 8
Let me get this out of the way
I LOVE Diver
It’s another OP that just always got my attention from the get go
They really calmed down with the visuals on this one
Instead opting to have the very pleasing gentle visuals that match so well with the song
And then he gets blasted out of the water and it gets SO GOOD UGH
All the hidden gems you don’t recognize until you rewatch it after seeing everything come together
I love that
And then Sasuke coming in to get all up in Naruto’s personal space just to fuckin chidori the shit out of him
It’s quite sad
But then his friends just lift him up
My heart
Then he wastes no time just rushing in to save Sasuke in the same 30 seconds as when Sasuke attacked him
It really shows his character
But also it was a whole direct reference to how Sasuke was looking over him back when he first left in the rain
That’s the subtle little hidden gems I love to see
Also the music just slaps so hard???
Like hello??
Who told y’all to make something so good????
And did I mention that I just love the visuals??
Number 2 - Sign - OP 6
EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS IS MY SHIT
I REALIZE THE SCREAMING PAIN
HEARING LOUD IN MY BRAIN
BUT I’M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD WITH THE SCAR
*drums going ham and guitar absolute shredding*
CAN YOU HEAR ME
CAN YOU HEAR ME
CAN YOU HEAR ME
SO AM IIIIIIIIIII
Okay now that that’s out of the way,,
THIS SONG FUCKING GOES HARD Y’ALL
IT’S SO HYPE
I am ashamed to admit that I used to sleep on this OP
Wait….
Both Sign and Silhouette have people turning to look at the camera-
And they’re both so good…
Dare I say…
Is this a….SIGN
I’ll leave now..
The opening part with Jiraiya and Naruto and then Sasuke and Itachi
My heart y’all please
AND THEN THE CHORUS
AND THE VISUALS
Y’ALLLL
ALL THE SHIT WAS GOING DOWN IN THIS ARC
AND THE VISUALS STILL GET ME HYPED TO THIS DAY
EVERY MOMENT IS JUST GREAT
There really isn’t a single second where I wanna look away
I can’t gush about this OP enough y’all
It’s so damn good
Also y’all know I gotta mention the hair whip
I’ve never felt pain like I did for Jiraiya and Itachi
It still hurts
But the OP
It’s just amazing
It still gives me goosebumps
UGH OKAY OKAY I’M DONE GUSHING
OR ELSE I’LL GO ON FOREVER
OKAY ONE MORE THING
But as I’m rewatching all of the OPs for this, I just fell all the way in love with the show again because of this OP
Number 1 - Silhouette - OP 16
Speaking of silhouette
We all been knew
From the get go, it’s just a blast
The song and visuals are a match made in heaven
Oh, and don’t think I won’t be gushing about them individually
Firstly
The song
KANA-BOON need to chill bruh
This song is SO GOOD
A BANGER
A BOP
WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT
THEY WENT TOO HARD ON THIS SONG
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
AND THE LOOK OF THE OP???
STARTING WITH EVERYONE TURNING TO THE CAMERA ONLY FOR OBITO TO SHATTER IT WITH HIS LOOK
TO THE WHOLE SERIES RECAP UP TO THAT MOMENT
IT’S AMAZING
I CAN’T EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS Y’ALL
The colors pop
It’s so pleasing to the eye
All of the transitions and smooth animations
Like Obito and Madara aging up (and down)
The quick flash of baby Kakashi and baby Obito before we even see Madara’s aging transitions
Y’all know I love the camera focus/glitch effect and it’s used a lot here
Naruto’s aging up while running
The switch between the static look to the smooth look
And the pencil drawn kinda look
They really went so hard on this OP
MADARA’S BREAKDANCE MOVES AND FLIPS?!?!??!
Everyone getting the cloak
That shot of Rin spinning in time with the music
ALL OF THE FAST CUTS OF WHAT’S TO COME AS THE GUITAR FINISHES UP THE SONG
Everything is always synced perfectly with the music and it really just makes it so much better
Especially because the song is so fast paced
To match up the visuals with individual words and not just full measures or half measures
Like just one example
Obito walking and him aging up
All synced with the music
Y’all
I can go on about this opening FOREVER
It’s a true masterpiece
Right, well that's my ranking. Took many hours but I'm pretty happy with it for now.
My ranking will be completely new by tomorrow morning
But yeah please hit me up if you disagree/agree with the ranking. I love discussing these kinds of things with people!
This is starting to sound like a youtube outro
Also unfortunately no gifs to make the post pretty this time ;-; I'm having technical difficulties.
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A Dark Lovely Thing CHAPTER TWO
Y/n followed the two males sticking closer to Sasori then the blonde. "So who's all going to be there and are you sure they wont mind me tagging along?" She asked "I mean we all know I'm not the typical girl youd bring home to mom" she joked.
Sasori shook his head "it's fine trust me they'll like you and true but I'd bring you home" his cheeks tinted a slight pink.
"Geesh for being broken up you both dont act like it" Deidara told them. Causing Sasori to whack him in the back of the head. While y/n merely shrugged and looked away "yah shut it" the red head told the others.
"So how is this Anna's . I mean we had a dinner in my old town but it wasn't that great. Mainly the druggies hung out there." The female told the two males .
"Trust me princess you'll love it Anna's is the best diner in town " Deidara purred.
"Its the only diner in town idiot, but yes it's pretty good none the less" he informed her.
Y/n smiled "Call me princess one more time and I'll punch that pretty face of your blondie"
"Awee i knew you liked me" he joked as they rounded the corner.
"I wouldnt punch him in the face his dad's the sheriff and come on the dinner just up ahead" Sasori told his two bickering friends.
"Like? Yeesh at least give a day to form an opinion on you blondie" Y/n joked thanking Sasori as he open the door once they had all arrived.
"Oh wow its nicer the back home already " Y/n mumbled.
"Well you did mention the diner there was mainly full of druggies" the red head male stated as he led her to his group of friends. "Everyone this is Y/n . Y/n this is the gang"
Y/n arched her brow and crossed her arms at the red head.
"Fine" he puffed his cheeks.
"This is konan
"Nagato"
"Zetsu"
"Kisame"
(Blue hair is obv kisame couldn't find a good pic)
"Kakuku"
"Hidan
"Tobi"
"And lastly well not really you'll meet Gaara tomorrow but this is itachi"
Y/n nodded happier to know everyone's name.
"Sasori failed to mention how pretty you actually are" the other female spoke up.
Y/n cheeks tinted pink "I ahh thank you?" She more asked then said.
" So how are you liking town?" The orange head male asked whom she now knew as Nagato.
"Ah it's fine I guess can't really say I've just been unpacking all day" Y/n admitted.
Nagato nodded.
"So you moved into the cursed house is what we heard" the male she assumed to be Tobi spoke excitedly.
"I mean I guess nothing to strange has happened yet" she told the group shifting in her spoke startling a little when . Itachi moved a seat over for her to sit down conveniently besides him. He patted the seat "sorry you just looked as if you need to rest your feet please sit" he gave her a smile.
"Thanks" Y/n grinned taking the spot besides him. Missing the glare Sasori shot the male. "My feet have been dying"
"So seriously tell us what are you into, howd your end up dating sasori hes always so unemotional. What's your favorite color? Why did you break up" The questions kept coming from the group
"Woah woah one thing at a time please. Well I'm into all things spooky ,horror,scary and stuff that goes bump in the night. I starting dating Sasori after meeting him at art camp one year. We broke up because of distance . My favorite color is blue" y/n kept answering the questions the group asked her during back a few of her own getting to know them as well.
Before they all knew it the sun had set and night started to fall. Some of the group had already excused themselves to go home to their siblings or late night jobs.
Sasori sighed as he looked up from his phone. "I cant walk you back my grandparents need me home"
"Its fine I remember the way I came I can walk home myself"
Sasori nodded but frowned " granny chino would murder me if I let you walk home alone"
"I can walk her back I dont mind" Itachi spoke up betting Deidara to the punch.
"Really I don't mind I can walk myself" Y/n spoke.
"Nonsense I really dont mind" Itachi told her "besides it be rude of me not to walk a lady home"
Y/n nodded nearly blushing a bright red. " If your sure then"
"Stop sulking Deidara you gotta get to work anyway" the redhead informed the blonde. To which Deidara grumbled before saying his goodbyes and leaving.
Sasori was next to bid everyone farewell. An pretty soon it was just Y/n and Itachinleft.
"Ready ?" Asked to which Y/n nodded and got up starting to lead the way back to her place.
During their walk back to her home the two got to know each quite well. Discovering they had just as many similarities as they did differences.
Upon walking up to her driveway Y/n halted in her tracks. Her door wide open every light in the house had been turned on.
"What the hell I eve4lrything off and locked the door when we left. Granted Sasori had told her she didnt need to but old habits die hard so she did.
Itachi frowned sliding infront of the female. "Any family members that might be home?" He asked.
"No it's just me for a few months" she shrugged and started to walk towards the front door
"Dont someone might have broken in" Iatachi lightly grabbed her wrist.
Just as she was about to touch the front door. Every light in the house turned off, the front door still wide open as a growl sounded out.
Itachi gentlynpulled the female to his arms"let's stay outside I'm calling the sheriff . Let's have him check the house and see if anyone hiding in it" to which Y/n bodded stunned had she really just moved into a actually haunted house.
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Chapter 2 - Teddy Bear Hugs
Well here is Chapter 2.. This chapter gave me a little trouble. Also I am giving this story a new title Teddy Bear Hugs . I am going to try, and extend this story to Valentines day. Maybe. How will the Akatsuki survive our world as Teddy bears ? If there are any issues I’ll try and fix them as I go. Please bear with me as I write the rest of my story.
Chapter 2
As Megan was opening the box Tobi was growing more excited while the others were just wanting out of this box prison Tobi had put them in. When the box lid was opened, and put to the side Tobi the voices from earlier were now much more clearer, and light began to pour into the box. While neither of the Akatsuki members could move their heads, or bodies they squinted.
But as the light began to become clearer the other Akatsuki members could hear Tobi laughing to himself. Itachi was one of the first to look out of the box like the others was expecting someone a little younger. Was this actually the person that Tobi had been talking about ? Itachi could see her eyes were sparkling , and her mouth that was at first slightly agape became a smile. Deidara blinked
" Well... She's cute... " Deidara said.
" Is this the person you were talking about Tobi ?" Pein questioned as the others could see the young woman in a red, and white dress. A hairband was in her hair with a Christmas bow was in her hair that curled at the ends. The girl's eyes were sparkling as she looked upon the Akatsuki teddy bears.
" It is. Tobi can't wait for you to meet her !" Tobi said excitedly as Sasori noticed the girl wasn't reacting to Tobi's blathering. In fact it looked like she or the people she was with couldn’t hear what either of them were saying. Was there some kind of jutsu on the box that prevented people on the outside from hearing what the Akatsuki bears were saying ?
" Why can't she hear us ?" Sasori questioned.
" Oh that. Well the seal I put on the box prevents them from hearing us talk Sasori sempai. The seal will be undone when she removes one of us from the box. Once that happens we will be free to roam, talk, or do anything. . " Tobi answered. " So even if someone like Hidan sempai was yelling a thousand curse words she still couldn't hear you. "
" What was that ! " Hidan screeched only proving Tobi's point .Soon the other Akatsuki went silent as they noticed Megan still looking at them it was like she was afraid to touch them. They could also see a young boy which was the possible source of the shaking that had occurred earlier. The little boy had a curious look in his eye, but at the same time didn't understand the hype that his cousin was feeling.
" These .. These are incredible. Whoever Tobi got to make these.. They .. They look so authentic ." Megan said as she held the box, and at first was a little afraid to even touch the teddy bears inside that were modeled after her favorite characters from Naruto. Especially the one that looked like Itachi. Megan scanned the bears like she was scanning a painters masterpiece.
" What's with her ? It's like she's afraid to touch us." Hidan said.
" Maybe its the way we look. Maybe she has a distinct eye for detail, and feels like she doesn't want to destroy art." Sasori said.
" I don't know what that means, but I want the h*** out of here ! " Hidan yelled. But it seemed after a few moments the girl seemed to give in, and her eyes moved towards Itachi. Itachi blinked as Megan reached into the box, and gently began to lift him up. Holding Itachi up Megan noted the size of the bear, and how squeezable he looked.
When Megan had done so the others felt a surge of chakra as the seal on the box had been broken. With it broken Megan, and the people around her would be able to hear what they were saying. Itachi shifted his eyes when hearing voices down below.
Itachi shifted his eyes as he was being hoisted up . Now that he was out of the box Itachi surveyed his surroundings. Besides Megan, and the boy beside her Itachi could see a few middle aged adults, and two elderly people inside what was a sitting room. The on lookers were either discussing topics that Itachi had never heard of before, or watching Megan as she was getting excited over her gift.
Itachi then heard a small laugh coming from the older woman presuming to be the young woman's mother. Krystal laughed seeing her daughters reaction to the collection of teddy bears that looked like her favorite story characters. Megan looked over at her mother who smiled and said.
" Who ever your friend was from that convention must have known you liked those specific characters right ? " Krystal asked, and Megan nodded, but at the same time she was curious. Megan's aunt Diana looked over Megan's shoulder.
" What exactly are they ?" Diana asked as she looked at the remaining bears in the gift box.
" They are modeled after the members of the Akatsuki. The Akatsuki are an organization in one of my favorite anime or manga series. This one in particular is made to look like Itachi Uchiha." Megan answered as she noted the bears design. It even had a functional necklace unlike official plush toys of Itachi where it was printed onto fabric. After holding Itachi for awhile Megan placed him back with the other Akatsuki.
Still Megan remembered the note that had come with the bears . Tobi was with the girls when they were talking about their Christmas plans. While the bears were cute, and would look nice on her bed. How would they help her not feel alone while her parents were gone. After the Christmas party Krystal , and Jeremy would be taking her grandparents back home. Megan would be spending Christmas by herself while her parents took the grand parents to see Leo's kids, and grandchildren.
Megan shook the thought as she was given a card in an envelop from the grandparents that usually had a gift card or cash. Megan smiled, and thanked her step-grandfather . As everyone was opening their gifts Megan stood up and excused herself, and picked up the gift box " Where are you going Megan ?" Megan heard her grandmother ask. " I'll be back grandma. I am putting these on my bed for now." Megan answered with a smile, and held the bears up till her grandmother could see.
Grandma Abby looked at the bears inside of the , and smiled. Abby then smiled turned to her left where there was no one sitting beside her and said. " Aren't they sweet look Mabel do you see them ?" Abby asked causing Megan to smile a little, but carried the box to her bedroom . " Now where are we ?" White Zetsu asked.
" Maybe it's her bedroom ?" Konan answered as their hostess carried the box that the Akatsuki bears laid in. Yet Itachi noticed as the girl went inside the chosen room her smile from before seemed to fade a little. But Megan shook her head trying to shake the feeling.
" Not today."
Megan carried the box inside of her room, and sat the box down on her bed. Walking over to her beside table Megan turned on the lamp giving her a small amount of light. Megan then set up the box on the bed till the opening was facing the door. For a moment Megan sat on her bed giving herself time to calm down as she listened to the excitement from her cousin got his presents. Inside you could hear the sound of her dads camera as he took pictures of everyone. Megan turned back to the Akatsuki bears as she was still curious on how Tobi learned her address, and how he managed to get such unique looking bears. The letter was also a little strange and she wondered what Tobi meant by it. " I'll have to figure it out later though. " Megan said to herself as she stood up. In the box the Akatsuki members looked around getting a small veiw of the bedroom that had been taken too. The room's walls were powder blue, and the furniture inside was white. Yet the most unique thing about the room were the shelves that held books, anime or some type of figure. The walls also had pictures of anime, or characters that Megan liked. The members waited as Megan moved around the room preparing a few things for when the party had ended.
" Megan ! " Megan heard her mother call as it seemed the party was about to come to a close. Megan could hear heavy footsteps that sounded like heavy boots. Bags were being rattled as things were being prepared to take home or put up for the evening. Megan sighed as she carried the articles of clothing she had picked out , and took them with her.
As Megan left she kept the door halfway open as she went out into the living room. Now that Megan was gone the Akatsuki bears were able to move, and leave the box that Tobi had imprisoned them in. " Finally ! " Hidan proclaimed as Megan left the room. Stepping out of the box the Akatsuki bears could finally move their stuffed limbs . Some of the members began surveying their surroundings. Itachi noticed the book shelves , and the decorations already on Megan's bed. It was only when Pein cleared his throat did he get the others attention. " Now that we are out of the box ? Tobi explain to us what it is exactly we are doing here. Where are we, and what is this jutsu that you used ? " Pein questioned as he turned to Tobi. " The other members were quiet as Tobi jumped up and down excitedly. " Well like Tobi said. Tobi brought you here as Tobi's Christmas gift to everyone. When Tobi means every I also mean Megan too. While Tobi was here he discovered technology that our world doesn't even have yet . Also Tobi wanted to be a good friend, and help someone that was going to be alone for Christmas. " " Did you have to turn us into teddy bears though ?" Sasori asked. " Well.. Some of you are intimidating, and Tobi didn't want Megan to get hurt when you met her. " Tobi answered " So Tobi made some of you more cuter that way she isn't so intimidated , and try to run away. " While Tobi was giving his explanation Itachi, Kisame, , and Deidara were walking around the bed looking around the room .
" I see... Well for now let's divide and find out what our hostess is like. For now Kisame. Itachi I want you to keep watch at the door, and the people outside . The rest of us will look around this room, and try to find out some things. Jumping off the bed Itachi, and Kisame headed towards the door in order to keep an eye on the activity in the house.
In the mean time Tobi ! I want you to find away to undo this jutsu. " Tobi laughed to himself as he went back to the box where he found the scroll in question.
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Do Sasodei missletoe please ❤️💛
*Sasori goes into Deidara’s room to find him laying in bed, turned towards the wall*
Sasori: Brat? Konan wanted me to tell you that she made a bunch of Christmas cookies, and she knows you like to sample them, so —
Deidara: Not really in the mood, Sasori. Not hungry.
Sasori: Not hungry? *sits on the edge of the bed and leans over Deidara, putting his hand on his forehead* You said that yesterday, too. And the day before. Are you feeling ill?
Deidara: No, I’m fine, hm. Everything’s fine.
Sasori: *pauses, then very gently starts rubbing circles along Deidara’s back*
Sasori: Funny how you always seem to get this way around this time of year. I know it’s hard to believe, with me being so very talented, but mind-reading isn’t one of my skills. If something is wrong, you have to tell me.
Deidara: It’s just … Christmas is so fake. So … so disingenuous.
Sasori: Disingenuous? That’s certainly a large word for you, isn’t it?
Deidara: Whatever. It’s so stupid, hm. People start acting all nice and happy just because it’s Christmas. My parents were like that. They barely fucking looked at each other all year but at Christmas? They were so lovey-dovey it made me sick. Always making out under the mistletoe and the rest of the year they couldn’t even hug.
Sasori: Mm. I can see why you’d be disillusioned with such a thing. But, Deidara, can I tell you something? Something rather important?
Deidara: *turns around to face him* Yes?
Sasori: You will never have to worry about that, with me. I want to kiss you all the time. In the spring, in the fall. When it’s blazing hot and when it’s freezing cold. When you’re sad, when you’re sick, when you’re so happy you’re ready to burst out of your skin. In sunshine, in starlight, in water, in grass. Everywhere, all the time.
Deidara: S-Sasori …
Sasori: *pulls a small sprig of something out of his pocket and holds it over Deidara’s head* Even under the mistletoe. May I?
*Deidara blushes and nods, and Sasori gently pulls him forward and gives him a soft, tender kiss*
Sasori: You feel better?
Deidara: *hugs him* Yeah, hm.
Sasori: So will you come out and eat some of Konan’s cookies so I can stop worrying about you? *stands up and holds out his hand*
Deidara: *takes Sasori’s hand* Yeah.
Sasori: *reaches into his pocket* Then here. You may or may not need to take this beforehand.
Deidara: Stomach medicine? *laughs* Why would I need this? Konan’s a great cook!
Sasori: She is. But her “helpers”? Tobi and Hidan? Not so much.
Deidara:
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akatsuki middle school hcs?
lmaoooo okay so
Nagato (not pein) would have been sooo gentle in middle school, had he not been fighting to survive in horrid conditions. He just would’ve been hyperfocused on bettering himself in order to help his friends, you know? Just a sweet, quiet kid. Please don’t make him do oral presentations.
Konan would be like Nagato’s angry bodyguard, in a way. She’s tougher than him, and she knows he’s sensitive. She’s sensitive, too, but she can deal with it. So she’s basically smart as hell, but she gets in a lot of trouble because she keeps getting punished. Teachers are always soooo surprised to find that she’s just a smart, troubled child, which is also fucked.
Kisame is like...solidly average with school intelligence, I think? But he kills with being a ninja as far as physical stuff goes. His ninjutsu and taijutsu are killer, and he annihilates anyone who comes in his path. Like...the mans is an animal. Watch the fuck out.
Itachi realistically was never in middle school? He was in ANBU by then. He prob made other anbu people uncomfy with his dark poetry recitations, but sometimes one just needs an outlet, you know? Puberty was rough. The end of middle school was him committing genocide, so like...maladjusted.
Hidan probably dropped out of middle school lmao. But if he stuck around, he’d be similar to Kisame in some ways, but soooo stupid in others. Again, Hidan is illiterate. And he’s willfully illiterate. He chooses to not know how to read and write. It is his nindo, his ninja way. Anyway, he just annihilates everyone on the playground. If he kills a schoolmate for spelling something so he doesn’t know what he’s saying, then so be it.
Kakuzu is a silent, hulking giant. He doesn’t want anyone to bug him, and he doesn’t bug anyone else. He’ll totally rock your shit if you get too annoying, and that sends a message to the rest of the kids. Leave him alone.
Deidara is popular, and he loves it. He’s like Glinda in Wicked singing “Popular.” He wants to spread it to his friends (especially Sasori). He just vibes with people, and they love his sense of humor and “too cool for school” attitude, as middle schoolers do.
Sasori hates everything about middle school. For some ungodly reason, Deidara loves him and keeps trying to give him some sort of transformation to make them the same. It makes him retreat even more, and rebuke all who speak to him even more aggressively.
Tobi is sooo happy-go-lucky and is soooo bullied for it. But the boy just bounces back. He puts up this invincible front, so people just lose steam and leave him alone. It’s kinda smart. He’s weird as hell, and after two months, no one gives him shit for it.
Zetsu is scary and no one bugs him, but no one but Tobi tries to be his friend. He doesn’t bother anyone, but he also doesn’t go out of his way to make any friends. It’s kinda lonely, so he develops a habit of talking to himself.
#naruto#naruto headcanons#akatsuki#akatsuki headcanons#zetsu#tobi#sasori#dediara#kakuzu#hidan#itachi#kisame#konan#nagato
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