#konaha

[squishyneet]

I wonder if the names Hashirama (pillar). Tobirama (door), Kawarama (space between two roof tiles), and Itama (spaces between two slats on a duckboard) are supposed to be some kind of play on words because of the Senjus’ Wood Release. However, I read that it was originally supposed to be a difficult jutsu, not a Kekkei Genkai and it was changed later. Itama is probably referring to the warring period they grew up in since it refers to duckboards specifically. But I think it’s interesting that all of them have to do with building/construction. Even though Hashirama is the “pillar” and represents the beginning of Konoha, his brothers are also “building blocks”. Tobirama is obviously the Second Hokage, but Kawarama and Itama also had a profound effect on Hashirama and his vision for Konoha.

[writersfantacy]

THE POTENTIAL GROOM (part 1)

You were on your way to Uzushiogakure, The Land of Uzumaki clan, along with the founders of Konaha,- Hashirama, Tobirama and Madara. The purpose of the visit was to establish a peaceful alliance between the Konaha and uzumakis. As the representatives of Konaha for the marriage proposal sent by Princess Mito, you and your companions were discussing the potential groom. You expressed your confidence in Madara’s qualities, “I’m sure she will choose you, brother Madara.” However, Hashirama’s younger brother, the white-haired Senju, was quick to respond with a counterargument, “Who said she won’t choose my brother? He’s more than capable.” He replied with a calculated and stern tone, not saying it directly to you but it was meant for you. "Yeah hashi-kun is nice but according to a woman's taste I know she will choose Madara." You hoped to start an argument with him and annoy him as much as possible. You were attracted to his stoic personality. He narrowed his eyes listening to your baseless argument. But you knew his competitive spirit.

Tobirama’s voice had a hint of annoyance when he replied, “I don’t think it’s appropriate to make such assumptions without knowing the princess’s preferences.” You could sense the tension between the two of you rising. You couldn’t resist the urge to provoke him further. “Oh, but I’m more than confident in my brother’s capabilities. Are you not?” you asked with a smirk. Tobirama’s eyes narrowed as he replied, “I am confident, but there’s no need to make assumptions when the results are already clear. She will choose Hashirama.” You could swear you saw him smirk as he spoke. “Wanna bet?” you challenged him. “I’m not afraid. The loser will have to call the other ‘superior’ to him. What does that sound like?” he replied with his usual competitive spirit.

As the two of you shook hands, you knew that this bet would only add fuel to the fire between you. But for now, all that mattered was who Princess Mito would choose as her groom.

As Hashirama and Madara discussed the benefits of the alliance, you walked through the lush green forest of Uzushiogakure. The beautiful red flowers that marked the symbol of the Uzumaki clan caught your eye. Tobirama, on the other hand, seemed focused and calm. You asked him what this marriage meant to him, and he replied with a clear and concise answer, “It’s an alliance to form peaceful relations, nothing much to think about.”

As you approached the palace, you couldn’t help but feel awestruck by its magnificence and elegance. The combination of red and pink flowers adorned the palace, further enhancing the pride of the Uzumaki clan. Servants stood at the entrance to receive everyone, carrying a sense of dignity and a bright smile with their red-colored hair.

As you walked beside Tobirama, you couldn’t resist the urge to make a joke. “They all look like tomatoes,” you said with a chuckle. Tobirama gave you a “shut up” look, but you could tell he was amused.

As you entered the room, your eyes were drawn to the beautiful pond adorned by lotuses. The water was so clear that it seemed like you could see right through it. The lotuses were in full bloom, their petals open wide as if they were welcoming you to this serene place.

You couldn’t help but feel awestruck by the beauty of it all. You wished that this wasn’t a formal meeting so that you could take a tour of the entire palace and explore every nook and cranny.

Just then, a woman dressed in a white flowing gown entered the room. She was stunningly beautiful, with long red hair that cascaded down her back like a waterfall. You immediately recognized her as Mito Uzumaki

She smiled warmly at all of you and greeted you.

I'll surely post the next part as soon as possible. Please do share feedbacks as I want to improve as much as I can. Also if there are any ideas or requests, I'm open to them. Enjoy reading !!

[panconcepts]

Fanart Friday, my friends.. 👊👊👊

[mousathe14]

And so after 18 long happy years this beautiful boy passed away at about 2AM.

You will be missed Konaha, you sweet prince.

[vxmpire-vxlle]

Amegakure.

[danzohater]

sasuke

[mimi-ya]

kakashi deserved to have an unhinged era and try to destroy konaha like sasuke did

[scrunchie-87]

How i feel after shipping characters that never interacted once

[freemefrombrainrot]

like a stream flows into a river all paths in life lead to rereading Naruto 🫶

[galaxdora]

Me: huh, I've suddenly gotten the urge to work on the great naruto/boruto rewrite, I wonder why-

Kurama, standing in the doorway like the I frew up meme:

Me: ...Ah.

[blkkatsuki]

being a black person who listens to almost exclusively trap metal makes it hard to make character playlists bc what does smack a bitch have to do with gaara

[suikung]

yandere bully itachi x shy mute student, he always picks on her and when he see’s her smiling at another guy he drags her to an empty classroom and fucks her. he says stuff like this is all her fault and because she cant speak she wouldn’t be able to tell anyone he did this.

(noncon + dacryphilia)

Quiet

Bully Itachi x Mute Reader

For the sake of the fic reader can still make noise just not speak

Hell, your own personal hell was what the academy was for you. From the moment you step foot in Konaha Academy, your head hung low avoiding any possible eye contact with anyone but especially him. Itachi Uchiha. Heart throb of the school but bully to you. And it made no sense, you were mute, no possible way of offending the Uchiha for him to act this way towards you. He constantly sent people for you, having them trash your desk in your upcoming class, pour food or drinks on you by “accident”, or leave nasty notes in your back pack. They never stopped and you couldn’t even speak up. Not just because of your condition but no staff would believe the perfect Uchiha would be capable of such things.

It was almost the end of the day and you had managed to avoid Itachi for most of it. This last week was an unusual one. He had dimmed down his antics on you and just constantly watched you. In the classes you both shared, his eyes stared almost straight through you, it was strange. But it didn’t matter to you, because he wasn’t being a bother. Plus you had made a friend. Some who knew sign language and could communicate with you.

A boy in your anatomy class, Genma. You both were paired together for a group project when suddenly he signed and spoke hello you. It widened your eyes a bit, never had someone properly signed to you. So you tested the waters, signing if he knew the language well. And he did. A smile spread so wide on your face it looked painful. The rest of the class went by smoothly, you both even exchanged contact details at the end. This was on Monday and it was now Friday. You had a differing schedule Wednesday through Friday so you didn’t have anatomy with Genma. Which was why you were currently waiting at your locker for him. Replacing and adding a few books and papers into your bag. Suddenly two hands grabbed your shoulders.

“Boo! Did I scare ya? Sorry to keep you waiting, Tsuanade-sama just kept blabbering on like usual and dismissed us late.” It was Genma, you relaxed a bit upon hearing his voice. Turning around to face him with a frown on your face. ‘Not nice’ you signed. He could only laugh at your forced frown, he knew you didn’t mean it. “Yeah yeah, here I’ll make it up to you by carrying your bag to class”. Taking your bag, he swung it around his shoulder, beginning your walk to the next class. It was silent between the two of you. However you couldn’t help but look at Genma and smile. It had taken a while but you had finally made a real friend.

What you didn’t know is Itachi had seen everything, the way that animal has given himself permission to touch you, to touch your things, to receive a smile, meant for him, from you. He could only clench his fists as he watched you both walk away, but this time he’d make sure you remembered that the only man in your life should be him.

The bell had rung, school was dismissed but you always stayed an extra hour to do homework. Everyone had gone home except for the sports people but they were outside not inside. Itachi knew this, it was perfect for him. No one would be able to save you from the lesson he was about to teach you.

The door opened, catching your attention but not enough to break focus from your work. Most likely the teacher coming to collect things they’d left behind. But no teacher would have locked the door behind them. Panicked you look up, only to see him standing there.

“I’ve been looking everywhere for you, seriously have you been avoiding me today?” He turned his head innocently locking eyes with you. You could only begin to pack your things, but before you could reach the door Itachi pulled you back. “I don’t think so. We have a few things to talk about. Well it’s more I have a few things to say.” Was he really going as far as bullying you after school? Before you knew it he had you pinned to the wall, head down to avoid seeing his face, but it only angered it more that even right in front of him you’d still chose to ignore him. “Look at me when I’m speaking to you.” His hand coming from below, forcing your head up. “You think I did all this to you because I hate you? You never once came to me to try to get me to stop.” It was silent, he only stared at you before kissing. There was no way for you to get out of this, his tongue attacked your mouth while you tried to push him off.

His hands began to roam your clothed body, slender fingers wrapped around a kunai used to cut the front of your shirt. Your breast now on display for him to feel. But it quickly became a nuisance how your bra obstructed the full view and quickly that was cut through. “See how much better you look like this.” Tears began to form in your eyes, hands coming up to protect your dignity. “Come on let me see your pretty tears, they’re one of the main reasons of course I had those things done to you.”

He pulled you off the wall and pushes you face down onto the desk in the very front of the classroom. Your hands are pinned behind you, Itachi using all his force to keep you down. With his free hand he rubs the back of your thighs, slowly moving up to grope your ass and finally your clothed pussy. Squirming as much as you could but in the end he was stronger than you. “You did it on purpose didn’t you. Smile right in my face with him. Did you want my attention so bad (Y/n)?” You could only shake your head.

Your denial angered Itachi. He pulled down your pants leaving you only in underwear and a ripped shirt. “Deny all you want but I’ll show you right now who you fucking belong to.” Flipping you around, you could now see the deranged look in his eyes. A terrifying look of determination was plastered on Itachi’s face opposite to yours full of tears and terror. He know stood in between your legs, hands bundled up above you. Slowly he started he came down, kissing you on your lips moving down to your neck where he licked and sucked the junction of your neck. Marking his territory as he moved around. A string of kisses led him down to your breast where he wrapped his tongue around your nipple. Alternating between sucking, licking, and biting. His free hand came up to your other nipple, rolling and pinching it within his thumb and index finger. A small moan came from you, inevitable with two forms of pleasure jolting through you.

He stopped, did you just make a sound? No matter he’ll drag more of them out of you. His assault on your breast didn’t last long before he continued kissing a trail down your stomach before he stopped right infront of your pussy. His hand now let go of yours but became settled on your thighs holding you down. Two fingers came to rub your clothed clit, Itachi’s eyes fixed on you to watch your reactions. You cried and tried to close your legs but him being in between you did not make him easier. Your tears making him so aroused and impatient for the moment he would bury himself within you.

He moved to the side your panties, slowly pumping in one finger, the sheer wetness made it easier for him to go in. The betrayal of your body evident, guilt coursed through your veins from having such a reaction to the man that bullied you and was now having his way with you. With his middle finger inside of you, his thumb took on the role of teasing your clit. His pace quickening as he added in his ring finger. With every second he maintained this pace, more moans could be heard from you. Slowly but steadily you could feel it building inside of you, the knot tenser and tenser in your stomach. “I can feel you tensing up your thighs. You’re close aren’t you. Come on let it out, no one’s gonna be able to hear you anyway.” With his defiling words you came, a moan slightly above a whisper. Body tense in one moment to completely relaxed.

Within your post-orgasm state you could hear his zipper coming down. You tried to quickly pick up off the desk but he was faster than that, pinning you back down. Your hands took their place above your head again. One hand grabbing yours and the other freeing his cock. Terrified, you couldn’t even see the size of what would be going into you. “You came now it’s my turn.” With that he fully sheathed himself inside of you. Your mouth open as if you were screaming with only a feeble sound escaping. Giving you no time to adjust, he slammed his hips into you. Both of his hands now lay rest on your hips, holding you tightly as to not move. He went deep, swearing you could feel it in your stomach. It hurt more than anything, you could only close your eyes and try to disassociate from this. But he wouldn’t let that happen. “Open your eyes, let me see your pretty tears.” He pinched your sides until you finely looked at him.

He loved it, he loved seeing you disheveled under him, crying because of him and his cock. This was your fault you provoked him and now you’re paying the price. The pain slowly started to subdue, Itachi’s cock grazing that soft spot inside of you. Each thrust in pushes a soft groan out from both of you. You were so tight around him he couldn’t help but start to speed up. He was close, and it wasn’t helping how your teary eyes sparkled. You were almost begging him to come inside of you without saying a thing.

“I’m thinking I leave my mark inside of you. How does that sound? Marked inside and out by me.” You shock your head furiously, hands pushing at his chest to get him out of you. He was crazy, and he kept finding ways to torture you. Your attempts proved futile against him. “This’ll be our little secret yeah? So don’t go telling anyone”. He laughed at his mockery, before finally spilling himself in you. His cum painting your walls. Itachi went in and out a few more times before pulling out his softening cock. Sweat decorated his forehead alongside a smile. He managed to change in a flash, already at the door by the time you got up from the desk. Itachi stopped before opening the door, “Next time, don’t go showing other men that pretty smile.”

And he was gone, leaving you naked with only his seed spilling out of you as you stood upright.

[writersfantacy]

Tobirama x uchiha redaer

"Look who's here, fancy meeting you, Senju," she grinned, apparently teasing him. Her mere presence was enough to make his eyes roll. He sighed internally and gave her his signature deadpan stare.

"Quiet, this is a library, in case you haven't noticed," he said, returning to his scroll. His response, however, did not satisfy her. "Oh, thank you for the update; I was about to burst into a song," she replied with sarcasm, leaning against the bookshelf near where he was reading his scroll.

Her gaze was fixed on him, absorbing every detail of his appearance. It was magnetic, completely captivated by him. Under such an intense stare, anyone would tremble and turn red, and Tobirama was no exception, yet he managed to conceal it. Pride was his shield. Despite having several things to say, he chose not to respond.

"So, the rumors suggest Hashirama is arranging a political marriage for you with another red-headed woman. I doubt she'll take to you; you can be quite insufferable," she remarked, scrutinizing his face for any hint of a reaction. She did not like the arrangement, questioning why they must sacrifice him.

"I am more than capable of being a husband, and you don't need to worry about that," he said, continuing to read. Somewhere, it stung; it truly did.

Her concern was evident, and his dismissive 'don't worry' did little to assure her. "You haven't answered my question. My concern is not for your ability to be a husband, but for the woman who must endure such a partner," she retorted, her voice tinged with a chill, reflecting her displeasure at his previous remark. He knew damn well the reason for her worry, yet he chose to respond like an asshole.

"It's true. I know how to handle a woman. Not all women are as much of a pain as you," he said. Internally, part of her wanted to smirk at being called a pain, yet another part was wounded by his words.

"And did you agree to this proposal?" she asked, skillfully avoiding the more troublesome statement.

He raised an eyebrow, noting the impatience in her voice. As he met her gaze, he studied her facial expressions, which clearly showed her aversion to the proposal.

He remained silent, and her eyes gradually filled with sadness—a look that did not suit her, one that Tobirama disliked. The expression that suited her best was one of joy.

"Great, congratulations," she uttered in a faint, hopeless voice. It sounded feeble. She averted her gaze and wandered out of the library, overcome with astonishment, shock, and disbelief.

She walked away, her thoughts heavy with the belief that her emotions had been wasted, that her love was unrequited, and that she had been foolish to fall in love.

At night, she found herself in a bar, drinking slightly more than usual, confiding her sorrows to a stranger. She had never been so emotional before. She had experienced sorrow, but this time, it was the pain of heartbreak.

"How foolishly insane was I to fall for that white-haired albino?!" she exclaimed in a drunken stupor to the man seated beside her. He listened to her patiently, appearing to understand.

"My fate is doomed, I never get what I want. The WOE is me..." she said dramatically.

"The sorrow is definitely not yours," said the man who was listening to her. His voice sounded familiar, that same husky tone. She tilted her head for a clearer view. Those same crimson eyes and white hair that cascaded beautifully over his face. For a moment, she continued to stare at him.

"It is impolite to stare, Uchiha," his voice brought her back to reality.

This whole time she was complaining to Tobirama about Tobirama.

"Why are you here?" her voice seemed a bit distant as if saving her last bit of self respect

Tobirama looked at her, and a slight smile crept onto his face.

"Making sure you don't end up dying. Who drinks this much?"

"You don't have to worry about that."

"Then who should? have you already found someone?"

"Why does it matter to you? You already got that red haired girl"

"I have long declined that proposal."

"Really? but why?"

"I love you, idiot" he pulled her close to his heart, she was his heart,

[hellcifrogs]

I believe kyouharu is the most popular boy in all of konaha and he deserves it

He's basically this scene

[lockes-woods]

Kinktober '24 Day 7

Request: Tsunade x AFAB Reader Mommy kink, oral, fingering

Requested By: Author's Choice

WARNING: Oral, unethical power dynamics, fingering, mommy kink. (LMK if I missed anything)

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You took in a deep shuddered breath as you made your way from rooftop to rooftop heading towards the Hokage’s office. You had just gotten back from what was supposed to be a simple reconnaissance mission, to gather intel on a rouge ninja who had been spotted on the border of the land of fire and the land of lighting. Things went south quickly when you discovered the missing nin had sensory abilities, not listed in the bingo book, that made you and your comrades stick out despite your best efforts. The rouge had managed to injure your two other Anbu teammates, before being neutralized by you. Neither had sustained life-threatening injuries. While it did not warrant seeking treatment in your return to the Hidden Leaf village, it did qualify for them to go directly to the hospital while you reported back to the Hokage alone. You took a couple of deep breaths as you landed on the stairwell and made your way up the curved steps towards her office. There was no moon tonight. Without its position you could only guess that it had to be two or three in the morning.

You tried to quell your nerves, you were an Anbu officer for fucks sake, you shouldn’t be having schoolgirl crushes on the Hokage. No matter how attractive, and strong she was. You knew factually from Konaha’s history that despite her looking your age, mid-twenties, she was easily old enough to be your mother. Somehow even that appealed to you, even now you could feel a spark in your core at the thought of being with someone with that level of experience. No matter how it was presented you couldn’t find anything about her to hate. Your repour with her was average when with others, but had mixed signals when you were alone; that you refused to let yourself dwell on. Despite your best efforts, you could feel anxiety manifest in your stomach as you knocked on the door to her office.

“Enter,” you hear her sweet voice call out. You entered closing the door behind you, before kneeling before her.

“Hokage-sama,” you greeted.

“Where are your teammates?” she questioned, putting down her pen and gazing up from her paperwork.

“They were injured by the rouge; he possessed techniques not included in the brief.”

She hummed, before asking, “And their statuses,”

“Alive, Ma’am. They both were injured with non-life-threatening blows and are currently at the hospital.”

“And the rouge?” she asked, giving you her full attention. You had never been happier for your porcelain mask as you began to feel your face heat up under her watchful eyes. The red accents of paint, imitating the face of a boar, hid your anxiety from her. At least you hoped it did.

“He was neutralized by me, Ma’am.”

“And his effects?” She questioned.

“Are contained on this scroll,” you answer untucking it from its latch at the bottom of the back of your flak jacket.

“Rise,” she ordered, you immediately stood up straight at attention. You stepped forward and handed her the scroll promptly, your fingertips grazing each other.

“Good, girl,” she said, unrolling the scroll, to look it over. You stood frozen, as you tried to decide whether or not you had heard her correctly. You fell into an attentive stance as she focused on the personal effects of the rouge. She hummed to herself, before rerolling and sealing the scroll.

“Were there any other notable details?” She asked, turning her focus back on you.

“None, Ma’am.” You answered quickly. She nodded, shedding her green jacket, leaving her only in her sleeveless tunic. Your breath stuttered lightly, taking in her attributes that were now completely on display for you from the deep ‘V’ in her neckline. You hoped to whoever was out there listening that she hadn’t noticed the reaction. You kept your eyes firmly on her face as her honey-brown eyes looked up at you.

“How many missions have you been on in the past month?” she asked off-handedly. This was unusual, you had never had lord third ask you anything that could reveal your identity. Though you suppose nothing has been usual since she took up the mantel as Hokage.

“Seven, Ma’am,” you answered curtly. She hummed, leaning back in her chair, arms now crossed under her bust. You tried your best to stay strong; her bust was even more noticeable in her new position.

“And you’ve successfully completed each mission without fail or casualty?” she questioned.

“Yes, Ma’am,” you answered. She hummed for a moment before looking up at you with a certain look in her eyes that you weren’t familiar with.

“Come here,” she said, pushing back from the desk. You paused momentarily, before following her command and circling the desk.

“Sit,” she ordered. You looked behind you making sure there were no important documents, before perching on the edge of the desk.

“Oh love, you’re going to need to scoot back a bit more.” She said, a smirk forming on her lips.

You followed her instructions, now firmly sitting on the desk, your legs dangling.

“Good girl,” she purred once again, this time it was unmistakable.

 “Ma’am?” you asked, not sure where this was going, but also not able to ignore the feeling of getting wet under her sole attention.

“You’ve been such a good girl this month. I think you deserve a treat, don’t you?”

“I-I” you stuttered, never in a million years did you think this was a possibility you should be prepared for. She stood up and was now above you leaning in and placing her hands firmly on the desk, on either side of you. She leaned down, lips caressing your ear as she went to speak again.

“You can go and forget this ever happened or stay and be my little toy for the night.”

You took a deep breath and fell victim to your own desires for once as you nodded in response.

“Good girl,” she praised, tilting your chin up and locking eyes with yours through the slits in your mask.

“The mask stays on.” You said as firmly as possible.

“Alright, any other demands?” she asked, running her hands up and down your sides sensually.

“No Ma’am,” you answered. She smiled down at you, before popping open the side buttons on your flak jacket and pulling it off. You thank the gods for your mask as you were left in a mesh top, panties, shorts, and thigh highs. She spreads your legs by sandwiching her own thigh in between. You let out a gasp as she pressed firmly into your clit, smirking down at you.

“Mhm, just as beautiful as I thought.” She commented, pulling the mesh top off. Leaving you topless in the Hokage’s office. A whine pulled from your throat as she placed a kiss on the cheek of your mask before moving down to suck one of your nipples into her mouth, while her nimble fingers twisted and tugged.

“Hokag-Ma’am I-I” you stuttered out as she smirked up at you, before pulling back.

“Go ahead baby, call me whatever you like.” She encouraged, blowing on your wettened nipple, causing you to gasp. She moved on to give your other nipple some love before moving down to where you wanted her the most. You involuntarily humped against her leg as she flexed her muscles.

“Such, an eager little thing; do I need to get you a leash baby? Do you think you’d behave then?” she teased. You could only whine in response. It felt like you were melting as she lowered herself to her knees, tugging down your shorts and panties to your lower calf, before you kicked them off.

"I guess, I'll have to kiss your other lips if you insist on keeping that on," she said, looking up coyly.

“Fuck,” she groaned, at the sight of your wet pussy.

“So, responsive.” She commented in awe, before spreading your lower lips with her manicured nails. She kissed up your thigh til she was right over your clit. You whined desperately as her hot breath hit your clit. You were given no warning as she leaned in and sucked your clit into her mouth.

“Fuck, Mommy!” you cried out as she flicked her tongue against your most sensitive area.

“Mommy, huh?” she asked teasingly, pulling back. You’re only able to pant in reply as she curls her fingers against your front wall.  

“Fuck,” you moaned, you weren’t even able to hold a thought long enough to care about others potentially overhearing. Despite not having the biggest hands, her steady strokes paired with her knowledge of female anatomy made her no match for any of your past partners.

“Mommy, please,” you whined, “need to cum-need it please!”

“Go ahead love,” she responded, blowing on your clit before taking it back into your hot mouth. You white-knuckled her desk as her finger sped up. You came with a shout, as Tsunade continued to finger you through your first orgasm of the night. You panted with your head thrown back as you came down from your high as she smirked up at you between your thighs.

“Please, Mommy,” you asked, desperation clear in your voice.

“Please, what love?” she asked.

“Can I-can I please taste you,” You asked; already sounding wrecked.

“Of course; anything for me good girl.” She replied, sitting back in her chair. You wasted no time before dropping to your knees and repaying her for your orgasm with interest as you ate her out. You ignored her pleas to stop after she came, only doubling down and making her cum again. You spent the rest of the night between each other’s legs til the sun began to peak through the windows. You were dismissed, with a now standing appointment with the Hokage.

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MASTERLIST

A/N: I can't believe I just finished the first week! I thought I would immediately fall behind, but somehow I came through. It's kinda been nice to work on oneshots and not have to worry about the plot lol. Hoping to keep up the streak another week. Thanks for taking the time to read. 💛

-Locke

[cloudysky-930]

I REALLY dislike the whole conversation between Kakashi and Sasuke in part one of Naruto.

Point 1)

"Sasuke, forget about getting revenge."

I'm sorry, what? Aren't you the same guy that helped Shikamaru get revenge for Asuma? Is it because you personally knew Asuma and not a majority of the Uchiha or is it because you're a hypocritical bitch.

Asuma died FOR konaha on a mission and got a funeral. Why was revenge even needed? What about all of those innocent Uchiha who were slaughtered in their homes? They didn't even get a funeral! Or do you just not care about them because the Uchiha thought for themselves and, because of this, were killed to further konahas' interests.

Point 2)

Like, good job trauma dumping on an obviously traumatized pre-teen instead of talking to him about his feelings and trying to emotionally support him. Instead, Kakashi tries to guilt trip Sasuke by saying that he has it just as bad and basically Sasukes in the wrong because he didn't respond to his trauma the way Kakashi did by submitting to konaha.

Like, look at this

This POOR CHILD is tormented and torn between staying and leaving, and instead of helping him, Kakashi basically just tells him to suck it up, which is a HORRIBLE way to help a CHILD or ANYONE deal with trauma. It honestly just makes it worse.

Not to mention, one of those "precious friends" is only friends with him for a superficial reason. Sakura would never even spare him a second glance if he wasn't good-looking. Like for what other reasons has she stated to like him for.

Regardless, why should Sasuke listen to you unquestioningly and submit to konaha like you did, Kakashi?

Especially when you had an entire lesson for team 7 about not following you like mindless little drones.

What a hypocrite.