#kon El kent

[artisicallya-rambo]

Can't stop thinking about that maid fit (plus a cat kon as a treat)

He's just my little dress up doll

[frownyalfred]

Kon, after seducing Tim, trying to give Clark advise on charming a bat. Clarks like what are you talkimg about? But he concedes soon enough into "you dont get it, my target is the Big Bat, The One and Only, the Trauma Central, I think there's no hope for me. I can remain Best Friend." And Kon's like, "If Lantern clapped that, so can you." And Clark's like what.

Clark: “you don’t get it. Bruce is sophisticated, he’s rich and experienced and doesn’t do hookups. I don’t think he even does relationships.”

Kon: “…uhhhhh, then why did Tim say Hal clapped that last month after patrol?”

Clark, eyes suddenly burning red: “he WHAT?”

[boombaux]

im sick so have an iphone doodle

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon:

Kon: Are those thigh high boots?

Tim: Wha? Oh, um, I guess technically.

Kon: What do you mean technically?

Tim: I don't know, I didn't really think about it.

Kon: You slut

Tim: What??

[malfiora]

Kon-El, my precious, you're homo something but it ain't phobic

Tim starts dating Bernard and Kon is upset but he doesn't realize he's jealous and starts panicking because he thinks he's homophobic

[saintofsacrilege]

canon timkon would actually be so insane. like. THE batman and THE superman’s families uniting via gay marriage?? absolutely wild. what a life-changing event

[yellowballoondogs]

Love seeing kon shipart and having to stop and figure out if it’s Tim or Cass. The identical adopted siblings with the same boyfriend <33333

[a-lurking-fae]

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──𝙳𝙲 ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

[𝚄𝚗𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 - ꗃ]

𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚊𝚖 × 𝙸𝚕𝚕 𝙽𝚎𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

↳ A daughter from an immigrant whore, a pathetic weakling that couldn't hold up to the world's standards. It's no wonder even your own family decided to turn their backs on you. How foolish of you to think that you were worth a smidget of affection. After leaving your past behind, in favour of going rogue and ticking off the things you wanted to do before you died. Your family decides to take you back. You were weak. How could you ever survive the harsh world? You're sick right now, you should be in the mansion resting!

Now, don't mind those screams from the basement. It's dusty there, it's probably just the rats.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

↳

[c0nn0r-c0nn0r13]

I refuse to believe Tim is not also alt

Hes goth and you can pry it out my cold dead hands

Jason: ALT MEN MAKE TERRIBLE BOYFRIENDS

Tim: i know? I am a terrible alt boyfriend, but two negatives make a positive, so therefore it cancels out the terrible

Jason: that doesnt make any sense

Tim: skill issues

i need jason 'metalhead' todd to find out tim has a thing with kon (another alt bitch) and just. spiral

jason: you don't want to date alt men, don't date alt men, most of them are jobless alcoholics who sleep in their friend's basement. you know what alt men are good for? looking at, hanging out with and one night stands and even that is questionable. not long term relationships! alt men are horrible flings and even worse boyfriends dO NOT DATE AN ALT MAN. why do you think alt women never date alt men??? BECAUSE THEY KNOW

tim, barely listening: did you have a terrible alt boyfriend

jason: I AM THE TERRIBLE ALT BOYFRIEND

[moaloves]

YJ98 as stupid shit my friends and I have said

"May the odds be ever in your fucking favor YOU HAVE AUTISM" -Bart to Tim

"I feel like a husband finding out his wife is pregnant for the fourth time" -Kon

"And I thought those plumber porn videos were lies" "WHAT?" "Being in here is making me realize all those awkward angles aren't unrealistic" -Cassie and Cissie

"That sounds like a drag queen prostitute or a Wreck it Ralph villain that is a little too cunty to be straight" -Bart (probably about Slobo)

"Men are weird, THAT man deserves to be studied under close observation" -Red Tornado about Bart

"I thought macaroons were a fruit no joke" -Bart

"Alright streetwalker put the money makers away we're going to see GOD" -Anita to Cassie

"Ah yes before the time travel but after the world-ending apocalypse" -Kon

"Why do you have so much-autism" -Kon to Tim

"He will have to bestie up with Jesus Christ, and I'm JEWISH. Do you know hard you have to partner up with someone else's god?!" -Tim

"Oh boy 800 mg ibuprofen and chocolate cake, truly the food of kings" -Greta to Tim

[honkygay]

i refuse to call him superboy its been TOO LONG, JON IS SUPERBOY NOW AND SUPERNOVA IS *RIGHT THERE* AND FITS WITH HIS TTK VISUALS!! he LOOKS like a supernova!! anyways kon was supposed to be queer and trans and he LOOKS it

kon is a child of divorce do u think clark lex and kon have family therapy sessions also yeah i dont like conner as a name for kon so i stick with kon myself 🫶

[melonlthawne]

sooper boy and his silly rabbit

with and without nuts shitty shading

[arrowheadedbitch]

We all know the real intent here, gay boy

Last post before break ends😭

(Posted on Tiktok too🙏)

[holy-obsession-batman]

DC x MHA lore

I'll be using the very convenient fact that we know absolutely nothing about any country other than Japan in MHA, beside it be vaguely implied that there's also an hero system. All we know about America is that 1) the crime rate is super high, 2) Star and Stripe is supposedly the n°1 hero, and 3) All Might was there as an hero for some time.

So I raise you this: mha is the same earth as DC, but 150~200 years later, in the 23th century.

The MHA worldview is actually as partial and potentially biased as the Harry Potter canon what with it using at 95% the point of view of teenagers in a school eagerly teaching pro-system propaganda, in a country that is KNOWN for its, huh, racism nationalist enthusiasm. (We see like three foreign characters, whose characterization are like 1) connexion to Japanese character (All Might), 2) foreigner.) MHA!Japan could be actually a closed-border country, with heavy social media control, what do you really know!

So we can make use of the HP fandom big specialty: twisting the world building to show the canon viewpoint is actually super warped.

hero ranking

Star and Stripe is allegedly the US "n°1" hero: that would be only among the heroes part of the official, government-sanctioned hero system, which the JL isn't a part of, because independent and international.

Plus (a bit like the gun policy) there are still a ton of vigilantes in America, cuz people like Batman refuse absolutely to surrender their independence (with valid reasons, when people like Waller are part of said government). Especially since the 'official' heroes don't have a secret identity--at least, not to the government.

So the "heroes" in the popularity board are, yeah, just a tiny, non-representative group.

(I'm partaged whether Luthor is one or not. On one hand, he dreams himself a hero, and preach about democratic control yada yada. On the other, I don't think he would like the control.

US quirk population

If I remember correctly, mha's big statistic makes 20% of the population quirkless, so one out of five people. Which is... definitely not the balance you find among the characters. There is a grand total of four named quirkless characters, and one isn't even Japanese. (I know that the show is about the hero industry and that whole thing is that there are no quirkless in the hero industry. But even then.

=> If 80/20% is worldwide stat number, some countries, like Japan, having a higher quirked concentration, means that other have a bigger quirkless percentage. even more so the case if the world stat of 80/20 isn't calculated directly from the world's quirked/quirkless total population, but as an average from countries' percentage... You can make statistics say anything.

All that to say, there's a bit more quirkless people in the States. But at the same time, there are also other types of meta people, like aliens, wizards, robot and shit.

Either Quirk factor equals metagene (=linguistic difference) or the metagene is an ancestor of the Quirk factor. In any case the term 'metahuman' is broader than just quirked, it also means all people who got power through science or magic, and aliens.

As for the quirk regulations, I think they would be much looser than in Japan (again, like the US gun policy). In Japan, using a quirk in public is forbidden if you don't have a permit. I think there would be more of a FREEDOM *eagle cries* mentality in the States, with the use of a quirk only being penalized if used to do a crime or sth.

American hero landscape

the government sanctioned heroes, on the official popularity board (with Star and Stripes as a number one): a somewhat little number.

vigilantes protecting each their city, like Batman Gotham, Flash Central City, Superman Metropolis, Green Arrow Star City, Nightwing Blüdhaven...

Justice League business: the JL is independent and international (or more accurately: planetary), but has several bases and institutions in the States, like the Hall of Justice (tho the Watchtower is in space).

Also for some reason most of the extra-planetary JL & Green Lantern Corps business also happens to take place in America, be it the space refugees, the planetary diplomacy or the monthly alien invasion.

the Titans are also an independent international organization, with more than ten Towers across the world, but the first Tower was founded in New York, and the main hq is San Francisco's TT.

What parts of DC survive two hundred years in the future:

All the practical immortals, like the Amazons, demigods, mercenary with a healing factor, aliens with elongated lifespan and super-villains bathing in green spa are still running around doing same old same old

Lex Luthor is super decrepit but held alive by money, preservatives and spite. Supers are at various states of aging: Clark is grey, Jon is a youthful adult, and Kon is eternally bound to teen age. (YES, I'm using Young Justice Comics Kon). Lois, tho ;-;

Is there a Flash? Trick question. There is, well, one Flash born in this era, but also Flashes from various timelines casually come and go, as Flashes do.

the Batfam is still around, for the same reason Dick hasn't hit 30 anymore than Bruce has hit 50 in 70 years : their ages keep getting post-dated ten years at a time Crisis after Crisis without anybody (the Bats themselves or the cape community) even realizing, nor questioning that yes, this is the same Batman who co-founded the Justice League, yes, Bats is older than Supes, yes, Bats is 100% human and probably around 50, and yes, Supes is 200-something, what's the connexion between all those questions?

Civilians (read: Gothamites) are in fact aware that Batman have been around for more than two centuries. Theories are 50/50 between immortal cryptid and mantle passed down. On the other hand, they aren't aware of the recurring editing of local billionaire Bruce Wayne and his whole family (and friends)'s ages, and don't make any connexion between the two. (same with the fact that Dick Grayson and friends founded the Titans...)

I haven't read much (or anything, really) about the Arrowfam, so either they are dead or they got the same treatment as the Bats, along with some other key characters like Waller, the Gotham Rogues and any of your fav, really.

Okay so this was a bit of world building, I got half a scenario for the Titans meeting class A that I will add later

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: What if we had sex but in like a bro way?

Tim: ...

Kon:

Tim:

Kon:

Tim, already taking off his clothes: Yeah, that's good enough for me.

[yoonjae20]

Danny had liked Tim when they stumbled across each other in one of the rare 24/7 cafés in Gotham.

The boy had been brilliant - obviously so. Both of them had bonded over not doing well in a classroom environment. Danny had been silently jealous of the boy for dropping out of high school early and never having to go to college, although he’s sure leading Wayne Enterprises isn’t easy. 

Now don’t get Danny wrong – he loves learning about space and being an aerospace engineer major, it’s just that it’s obvious to anyone with eyes that he is struggling to adapt. While his grades are better than ever – an added bonus that there weren’t any Rogues needing his attention and drawing away needed time to study – Danny still has his problems paying attention unless it’s directly connected to space. Sure, throw him an invention his parents have made or any other ghost tech and he could easily reverse engineer it and calculate all those equations per hand, but put anything into a classroom? It’s like Danny’s ability to concentrate vanishes. 

Which means that when Tim poured over biochemistry and equations to stabilize matter, dark eye bags which rivaled the ones Danny had spurted during his Freshman Year of high school with a coffee that was more caffeine than water, that Danny instantly recognized what the boy was trying to do – Clones.

Something he only had intensive knowledge about because Vlad had tried – and failed several times to clone Danny. The fact that Ellie was able to stabilize had been mere luck. So when she destabilized later – once again, it hadn’t been a surprise. It had been a race against time to find a solution. 

It had taken several trips to the Infinite Realms and the Far Frozen and many, many favors to Clockwork for Danny to find any sort of clue. It had been the incompatibility between Vlad’s and Danny’s cores which caused the problem. An ice and fire core – it was contradictory. Which meant that they needed another donor DNA to stabilize and act as a bridge. It had been Jazz who volunteered, being just liminal enough, but not overwhelmingly, growing to like the chaotic girl like her younger sister. 

Now Ellie was something even more special than the both Halfa’s – having both an Ice and a Fire Core. In her “human” form her hair had mixed to become a reddish-brown. Of course all that hadn’t stopped her from traveling the world once it was clear that she would be free to go. And free was she – last Danny heard from her she had been in Mexico. 

So when sees what the boy is trying to do – he assumes the worst. 

He still has nightmares about waking up on that table in the lab, melting destabilized clones all around him. Never had green and ectoplasm looked more like blood. 

So when the boy leaves for the night, Danny transforms and follows the boy, slipping into invisibility to stay undetected. What he doesn’t expect – but should have, considering Tim bore the name Drake-Wayne for a reason - was an even more high tech lab than the one Vlad had in his basement. 

With horror he watches as tries to clone someone and fails miserably. All of the babies in the test tubes are either dying and coming out deformed. 

He has enough when another attempts leaves behind a destabilized clone that looks to close to comfort to the last ones he had seen.

He appears in front of Tim, the boy not even noticing him until he settles back on the ground, transformed back. (He doesn’t want to reveal all his cards for now.)

“What the hell are you doing, Tim?”

The boy turns around, eyes frantic and desperate - and, and… Danny doesn’t like what he recognizes in them, how similar he looks to how Danny had felt when Ellie had destabilized. It’s only when the boy breaks down, clutching Danny like a lifeline – like a puppet’s string which are cut that he decides to hear out the boy.

(And of course he helps – once he gets the full explanation. They never really succeed – Kryptonian DNA even more unstable than Ghost DNA had been and not even introducing Danny’s or Tim’s own DNA had worked. But they hadn't needed to later, once Superboy returned. Neither of them talked about it even years later. The memories were too raw. Danny does introduce Ellie to Superboy - Connor "Kon" Kent. They get along like two houses on fire.)

Danny stumbling upon Tim during his I’m-Gonna-Clone-My-Best-Friend era and going Dude What The Fuck. While getting flashbacks to waking up in Vlad's fucked up little lab with all his malformed destabilizing clones. Please and thank you.