#koko polycule

[mxkokopuff]

I'M SO FINE AND NORMAL RIGHT NOW-

this is amazing i am LIVING right now<3

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in the future (waaay in the future) koko ends up having 3 kids! it's a long process.. since their aether ended up messing up their ability to naturally conceive. but vrtra, seeing how much they and their partners wanted kids, ended up offering to give some of his aether to help cushion the babies in the womb and protect them from kokos messed up aether.

claudette is the oldest. born of koko and estinien.

kaoru is the middle child. born of koko and karasu.

and rhydeira is the youngest! born of koko and estinien. (she is also cursed with the blood of nidhogg)

Does your WoL have children? Do they want any?

[ninjakitten1699]

Honestly I’m glad Oni Garmadon got his polycule of Oni wife and Oni husbands

I'm happy for him too man. He deserves it. I mean he's got four hands he can hold with his husbands, Clouse, Krux, his wife Koko and his human boyfriend Vinny.

[chaosites]

Do you have any little in-groups? Or just generally people who like to group together?

I LOOOOVE this question hehehehe!!! Ok so yes! We do!

Our in-sys sourcemates tend to group together! They don't always, though!

Otherwise we have quite a few little silly ones!

We have 'angry gang' , one of our oldest little 'clubs' Lake, Lonnie and Trent! You can guess what we get up to in that one. There's a few others I think should be allowed in but Trent likes to keep it real tight knit.

We have 'Kidz Zone!' Headed by Gregory and sub-headed by Chara sometimes! These are the usual members but sometimes Kitty, Koko and Tim Tam count themselves in.

We have the 'Objectum Gang' for everyone who is some flavor of posic or objectum!

We have the 'friendlies winners' group for those who won the 'chaosite friendlies' tournament, which you can find in the pinned!

And we have 'Morgan's Polycule' which is everyone who is dating @femboy-central

Simon, Glass and Lucifer who are coparents/silly ( Caregivers of @teenyweenyeenymeeny )

And appointment gang! These three usually handle our appointments when we have to go alone! They three-way tied 'Best appointment attenders' in the 2024 chaosite awards!

Then we have our sourcemates who tend to front together: Si and Marx[Danganronpa], Kiki and Syf ( from our subsystem @shades-sys )[ISAT],SUNNY and BASIL (SUNNY never fronts alone, usually he is with either BASIL or another sourcemate, but he has fronted with non sourcemates before!)[OMORI] HERO and AUBREY who front for churchy related things if we have to attend them[OMORI],Marshall and Gary who are dating and also divorced sometimes[Adventure Time], Chara and Napsta who are ghost bestiessss and Chara and Ralsei as well as Chara and Kris[UTDR] Admin and Kira[Persona 5], Cocoa and Toko(and sometimes Jill!),[Danganronpa],Kitty and Koko who are 'married' (theyre kids)[Danganronpa], Jill and Sonia who don't front together really but have something undefinably sapphic going on in headspace[Danganronpa], Sal and Trav[Sally Face] and Kam and Mina(not so much anymore but they used to front together alllll the time)[BNHA]

And then we have the other pairs and such who get along that aren't sourcemates!

Relationship wise we have: Star and Mabel who are girlfriends, Ethan Lee and Ky-l13 who are QPPs, Lake and Lazuli who are QPPs, Lake and Ray who are in love, Marx and Trent who have something sinister going on, Trent who is the fag to Lonnie's dyke, Brandon and Clara who are QPPs, Tobi and Caine who have 'gatekeeper tension', Vixxxx and ENA who have something sinister going on and Chara and Marcy(and Darcy) who are QPPs! And Colbie and Marshall have something really funny going on, too. So do Tobi and Jax and Kira. So do Trent and Lucifer. So do Angie and Tobi. I'm sure there's a few more I can't quite think of rn fkshdjd

I'm not going to count crushes because THAT is just a Mess

Notable friendships we have: Tobi and Raz, Chara and Fern (And sometimes BASIL!), Fern and Kiki, AUBREY and Lonnie, Kira and Seven, Choco and Clara, Choco and Rox, Colbie and Callum,HERO and almost everyone, IV and SUNNY, Jax and Jill (yes, not unrelated to the bit),Joan and Glass, Joan and Kale, KEL and almost everyone, Kris and Ethan Lee, Kris and SUNNY, Ky-l13 and almost everyone, Kira and Kiki, Marcy and Mabel and Star, Mae and Lonnie, Marx and Jax, Maxie and SUNNY, Maxie and Kitty, Koko and SWEETHEART, Mika and Trent...... don't ask how. I don't know, Niko and Tobi, Niko and Ralsei, Raz and Tobi, Raz and anyone with glaringly obvious mental problems, Sal and Lonnie, Sal and someone else who I was shocked to hear about and can't remember who it was, Si and Kira, Neil and 🧤 and I'm sure there's other ones I can't remember!

Familial we have Glass who has adopted Jackie, Tobi and Mars who are twins, Seven and ??? who are twins(sourcemates from Mystic Messenger) and Simon and Marshall who are family somewhat(Sourcemates from Adventure Time)! I believe that's it for that category. I think.

That took a long time but it was really fun to recount so thank you for asking!!!

Marcy(Amphibia) looks up to Simon and they often joke together about how its really funny how she has the same name as Marceline's shortened, but I didn't know where to put that one🙂‍↕️

[moonlitcomet]

Do the other sophont cultures have marriage and if so, what are the ceremonies for it like? Are there ceremonies for divorce too?

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Sorcerers do. According to @sugarratio1, the tradition for proposal is for the man to steal the woman away, which is quite a feat of dedication, bond, and strength considering how sorcerer men are so much smaller than their ladies. If he is successful, then the duo is to be married. I'm not sure how it works for homosexual relationships due to the fact that they were taboo for most of the existence of the culture[thanks trionfi] but I assume it's similar. Maybe someone is to take the place of the "man" regardless of their actual genders.

Their marriages and weddings are treated like a royal ceremony, where everyone [even government officials] is invited. After the oath is performed, it becomes an entertainment event with performances, buffets and feasts, and religious blessings and regards toward the married couple.

The men being married are dressed as kings and the women as queens. The guests wear formal clothing such as batik, colorful religious robes, or koko clothes [What I'm assuming is baju koko, a traditional indonesian skirt that men wear].

In sorcerer culture you need to be registered in order to officiate a marriage. Divorce rates in Khartes Trichier are extremely low and don't often happen, what with their culture being centered around the happiness and welfare of a couple rather than a supposed nuclear family. Divorce usually only happens outside of Khartes Trichier.

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Dragons aren't known to have marriages at all, unless they are marrying humans. They are more traditional and trust-based in their courtship. Dragon culture has no legal benefits for courted individuals, especially for the more independent types of dragons out there.

Dragon courtship is more like that of birds. One will display in some way to the other, and if the display is accepted, they will stay together as a couple[or more]. It's pretty unceremonious honestly. They just never developed the cultural views around marriage and feel no need to. Same goes for divorce. If you hate your partner, you just leave. Or kill them.

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Fauns typically live in polyamorous relationships. 3-4 individuals is the average, and a relationship of 2 is very rare, within the 0.3% of their population. Some polycules have been seen having up to 10 fauns, and the biggest one ever seen had 23!

A "marriage" between polycules is a party, often a competition. The winner of these competitions is dubbed the matriarch and by tradition is the one expected to carry on their bloodline. This is mostly just for fun, as nowadays the title doesn't mean anything in the long run. And also the fact that the competitions aren't always shows of strength anymore- a humorous development in recent years is that some of these marrying competitions are competitive video game brackets.

Divorce with fauns is... messy. They have no expectation for wed fauns to want to separate from each other, which makes escaping a relationship difficult without a long and painful legal battle. Sometimes the only way you can escape a relationship in faun culture is to defeat your matriarch, and a toxic relationship wouldn't allow it to be a friendly competition. You'd likely have to kill them.

[glimmering-chances]

new to you canon (but not to me, i’ve planned this for a bit….): kōjun and aperion have a polycule. this polycule stretches beyond teyvat, because koko and rion pull bitches even beyond the stars. 😋

this polycule includes: xilonen, another oc named rosalia golde, aventurine, and kaeya :3 your muses can join too i dont mind [happy]

people will hate me for this but i really just loev fucking around and finding out. rei reminded me that hoyo is a company and now i will do whatever i want

[tsuki-sennin]

Derishasu Paati! Puri Kyua! Matsuri, matsuri da! Wahahahahaha!

This episode features the return of everybody's favorite buzzkill, Narcistoru! I missed making fun of him a lot, he was very funny. Also an Amane episode, that is very epic!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Poor Spiritoru. A shell of his former self without his dad around.

-Damn, Narshe! You tricked them fools!

-Oh, you could just... leave at any time, huh man?

-Ah, Amai-kaichou. Working hard I see.

-Did that motherfucker just walk on school property and not get called out for his outfit?

-I mean of course the theme'd be food, this town exists because of it!

-Goddamn Ran, you're fast!

-Gotta carbo load.

-Rice... bread... noodles...

-Ah yeah, Ginger. He's important.

-"Nobody's smart but me!"

-"...I feel a disturbance on school property."

-Ah, I see...

-Amane-san.

-Dude, that is your daughter, the hell, man?

-Ah, I see the Boys're back in town. ...y'know, from last episode.

-Sensei!

-Here comes Yui, Kokone, and Ran with the finest ingredients known to man. ...ordinary bread, rice, and noodles.

-Sneak 100.

-Well, it'd seem Narshe-sensei's got actual fans now!

-Had a heavy night of fruit cocktails, huh Amane?

-Takumicchi, my boy!

-Good job, son!

-To be fair, CooKing seems like the kind of guy who'd keep his back door unlocked just because he's got a high fence and a dog.

-Find him.

-Narshe's

-VP Moe!

-Candy apple!

-"...so... this is what it's like to enjoy food..."

-Y'know Amane, I think it's quite an achievement to have touched a Noto's heart-

-Oh wait, wrong series.

-Big Dick Seccy's back in town!

-Seccy, you inhumanly petty bitch

-Oh

-hjklhho;klh

-HE'S SO SMOL

-Somebody's fanfic is finally coming true!

-"Put that bitch back in jail where he belongs!"

-Ohhhhh, Amane. Didn't even flinch there, I'm proud of you.

-Tong time.

-I only just now realize how much air-time they get through those jumps.

-...and it's also just know that I realize how weird their momentum is. I mean, Yum-Yum probably wouldn't have even pushed against the Ubau-zo if she was going that slow, but hey.

-"Wow, you suck at this, Seccy. No wonder these little girls constantly kick your ass, you're terrible."

-Goddamn, Seccy's ice cold.

-Let's go, Finale! Justice style!

-Party up!

-Good on you, Amane.

-So, did... Seccy just put that thing back in your coat?

-Ah, you took it back, gotcha

-Back to jail with you, Narshe!

-Your whole polycule is in the audience, Amai-kaichou! Yuin, Koko-neechan, Ranchi, even VP Moe!

-Naru-sensei was fired not even 30 minutes after he arrived.

-Deliciousmile, Narshe!

-So, let's get the party started! Don Don Iitokomikke! Tokuige ni mune harou ze-

-Oh Jesus Christ, we're going back in time.

-To the first Thanksgiving, to get turkeys off the menu.

-That's right. We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF the menu.

-GRANDMA

-Badass, we're getting to meet her in person!

-...just be sure to keep your sports almanacs, smartphones, and butterfly-stompin' shoes in the present.

-Anyways, yes, I look forward to next episode as always.

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, mentions of suicide and violence, descriptions of suicide (basically a brief description of what Baji did), suggestive

Baji: mkay I'm gonna ask them

Draken: why do you guys have no respect for people's privacy? it's their business not ours

Smiley: you're so fucking boring oh my god

Mikey: yeah Ken-chin it's not a big deal it's just a question🤕

Draken: A QUESTION THAT COULD MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE. LEAVE THEM ALONE

Draken: and Mikey I know you're only doing this cause they've been spending time with Takemichi

Draken: you literally threatened Inupi

Mikey: It wasn't threatening I just spoke the truth

Mikey: I found Takemichi first. So he's mine

Draken: HE'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE OWNED HES A HUMAN BEING WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Baji: *gasps*

Baji: has Draken finally figured out that Mikey is mentally ill and needs help😮

Mikey: haha you're so funny I laughed 😐

Smiley: I'm adding them

*Koko and Inupi have been added to the chat*

Inupi: oh

Inupi: hello

Koko: isn't this a captains and vice captains groupchat?

Koko: why are we here?

Baji: initial

Baji: *initially

Baji: *initiative

Baji: how tf do you spell it

Smiley: initiation??

Baji: yeah

Smiley: dumb bitch

Smiley: can't believe you got held back again, school just isn't for some people ig

Mikey: YOU GOT HELD BACK AGAIN?

Baji: stfu

Baji: you try getting 2 fatal stab wounds and being in a coma for 4 months. fuck you guys

Mitsuya: and he went to jail

Baji: nah they put me in a psych ward since they considered it a suicide attempt, which was kinda unnecessary imo

Draken: ...because it was

Mitsuya: you stabbed yourself in the stomach with the intention of dying

Mitsuya: it was a suicide attempt...

Koko: uhh

Koko: should we go...?

Inupi: yeah we don't really know what you guys are talking about

Mikey: we just wanted to ask you guys a question

Draken: istg

Mikey: what are you gonna do Ken-chin??🤨

Mikey: exactly, nothing so stfu <3

Draken: I'll fuck you

Mikey: ...I mean

Mikey: not gonna say no to that 😇

Draken: *up

Draken: I'll fuck you up

Draken: wait what

Mikey: ...

Mikey: uhhhhhhh

Baji: LMAO CAUGHT IN 4K

Smiley: you guys are getting off topic

Angry: I don't think this is a good idea Smiley

Baji: fuck it I'm tired of waiting

Baji: Koko, Inupi

Baji: are y'all homosexuals

Baji: and are y'all in love with each other??

Smiley: surprised you could spell all that

Koko: ......pardon?

Smiley: who the fuck says pardon

Smiley: now I know he's gay

Smiley: gay people can't talk normally

Smiley: instead of saying "that's cool" they'll say "it's slaying absolute penis"

Smiley: true story I heard Hanma say that

Mikey: Hanma isn't normal, we don't talk about him

Inupi: I-

Inupi: ❓

Smiley: stop acting like you're confused answer the question

Draken: they're being dicks you guys don't have to answer the question

Mikey: Ken-chin you're being homophobic

Mikey: If you guys are gay I'ma need you to understand that Takemichi's already taken so like stay away from him <3

Koko: we're not gay

Inupi: .....yeah

Inupi: not gay

Inupi: and not in love with each other

Inupi: yeah

Baji: it's not like we're making fun of you everyone in Tomans a lil gay

Baji: like me, Chifuyu and Kazutora are in a polycule

Draken: wow okay, didn't know that

Baji: Mitsuya and Hakkai are together

Draken: i-

Draken: really???

Draken: why dont you guys tell me these things

Baji: Mikey's says him and Takemichi are together but I don't believe him tbh

Mikey: 🤨

Koko: we're not gay, and we're not in love lol

Inupi: mhm

Baji: I don't believe you

Mitsuya: Baji let it go

Draken: I just think you guys should tell me these things

Draken: I didn't know Hakkai and Mitsuya were dating

Mitsuya: we were keeping it on the downlow cause y'all are assholes and you ruin everything

Baji: I won't deny that

Draken: it's true you guys do ruin everything

Mikey: ok I'm gonna head over to Takemichi's house Ken-chin come over

Draken: why? you just said you're going to Takemichi's house

Mikey: I'm tired so I don't wanna drive

Draken: 😐

Draken: ill be there soon

Smiley: free Draken 🤕❗

Inupi: ok we'll just leave now haha

Koko: yeah this was uhmm... something

*Koko has left the chat*

*Inupi has left the chat*

Mitsuya: y'all suck tbh ☺️

Mikey: and you swallow

Mitsuya: and what about it

Mikey: oh

Draken: Mitsuya?????????

Mitsuya: bye <3

[quadrant-confusion]

Lego Ninjago Movie

Before this analysis I would like to say that because this movie focuses on a father-son relationship, there was little to analyze. Starting with the ninja force, at first it was unclear if they were a pale polycule or if there were distinct pairings among them. As the movie went on, it began to look like they all had pale feelings for Lloyd (green ninja) but not necessarily each other. Take this particular analysis with a grain of salt, because I could be overanalyzing a platonic relationship with Lloyd being the emotional core of the group into everyone having some pale feelings for him due to the lack of non-familial relationships in this movie making me see quadrants where there may not be any.  Jay (lightning ninja) is shown to have a flushcrush on Nya, but can’t tell her due to his nerves as well as circumstances constantly cutting him off when he tries to tell her. Moving on from our main group, Garmadon and Koko seem to be ex kismesisses. The ‘love at first fight’ thing sounds like a pitch meet cute, and while there are love-based couples that look pitch, I think that this one is straight forwards. It is also established that they are no longer together, but it is clear that their feelings were pitch, and that Garmadon still has some pitch feelings for Koko. I think that most of the former general 1s had some form of crush on Garmadon, before being fired and having whatever feelings that may have been there turn into regular ‘want you dead’ hatred. The three cheerleaders from the beginning seem to be a type 2 ashen triad (no pitch feelings) because it’s evident they hate each other’s guts a little, and really care about each other. Because of how little screen time they had, this is largely speculation. Similarly, I think the news reporters from the beginning may have been moirails. It’s a common dynamic to have the over excitable one, and the more chill professional one. Again, this is mostly speculation due to there being too little screen time to tell for sure. As always, tell me what I missed, I hope I did this well enough!

[mxkokopuff]

Malaguld-Varlineau-Kanshi Family Portrait

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Thavnair nights..

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THEY'RE IN FUCKING LOVE YOUR HONOR!!!

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"I swear.. you are the single most infuriating man i've ever met. If you run off like that again a dragon isn't the only thing you'll have to worry about."

"Ah.. yes because the tiny lizard gremlin clutching to me as we kiss is so scary..~"

"shutup"

[mxkokopuff]

Your Italicized "Oh": The Kiss

you typically wait until the last second to believe the truth--because it would destroy you to believe it, and then find out it was a lie. you are someone who has never wanted to want, but has rarely been able to do anything else. the idea that you might have to break down your walls for the sake of someone else, someone who could easily decide they don't like what is on the other side, is harrowing. why let people get close enough to be rejected? you are enough for yourself. and you will tell yourself that every time you catch yourself staring at their mouth, smirking at their joke, finding a reason to flick their shoulder. until the kiss. that's when the flood of want, want, want bowls over you and you realize that you are torn between two ways of living. Oh, you think. because despite how complicated you have made it, the moment you kiss, somehow, things seem incredibly simple. they won't be once you start thinking again, but for now, for this moment, you live in the quiet peace of revelation. Oh.

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FUCK.. YEAH OKAY THIS IS ABSOLUTLEY KOKO POLYCULE CORE i'm so f i n e

tagged by @disciple-of-frost (THANK YOUU this was fun aa)

i taaag @agender-pidgeon @mrlarkstin @arinaxiv and whoever else wants to!!

quiz link: https://uquiz.com/quiz/xrQfLd?p=1709713

[mxkokopuff]

me: i go bed now snzzz robert vernon: *finishes my cameo request* may i interest you in estinien calming koko during a panic attack-- me: *in the squeakiest little mouse voice* FUCK---

[mxkokopuff]

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