#knubbler x you

[the-s1lly-corner]

Knubbler x musician!reader

Think this is where I officially announce that I'm taking metalocalypse out of retirement! Hooray! Wasnt sure if song writer or musician was a better label sobsobs

Notes: reader is GN

CWs: none

Oh he is going to be analyzing everything you put out into the world- it doesnt matter the genre I think the man listens to a little bit of everything

Not to say that he doesnt have a preference, just about everyone does

Overall hes hyping you up, as well as giving you some constructive criticism to help bring things together- he has a habit of giving it without making sure you actually want it

Offers to work on it if you dont have a producer and if he has some time on the side- might be a little offended if you turn him down but he'll live

Whatever you put out hes adding to his playlist and supporting you in any way he can, your number one cheerleader really

Tries to help push you through the end of a project, seeing abandoned work kills him a little inside

Your work will never truly become "lost media" if you burn it because hes always going to have a copy somewhere

Side note unrelated to the main post but he would go insane over lost media in the music part of the community, would try to drag you into it because he gets so passionate about it and wants to yap

He has ties so he will put a good word out about you to give you a boost

[twigg96]

Works Master list 💕

Hello my sweet lovelies. It has come to my attention by some very lovely mutuals that I should make a master list of all of the works I have posted here on Tumblr. First and foremost I would like to say I do try to reblog most of my original posts and fics over on my second page @bionicpancake00. However none of that is in order nor is that sorted. So I am making this list, categorizing the works, and will be posting this and will be updating it each month with each new entry. (Hopefully lol) so let’s get started. Shall we 💕😊

First and foremost I am going to post my AO3 HERE. Most of my long form content that is not X reader ends up there. If anyone has any request for HCs, x reader fics, longform fics, or simple suggestions I am always accepting them either in my asks or my DMs. Linked HERE is what I do ask my requester's include, just simple things that I believe most writers ask for.

Metalocalypse Dethklok HCs Relationship HCs

Dethklok with a neurodivergent S/O

Dethklok with an Autistic S/O

Dethklok with a Bipolar S/O

Sharing a bed with Dethklok

Dethklok with a smol tactile S/O

Breaking up with Dethklok part 1

Breaking up with Deathklok part 2

Dethklok with a really shy S/O

Dating Pickles

Dethklok dating a belly dancer

Dethklok helping their partner through a monthly cycle

Foot rubs and massages

The boys caring for a sick/injured S/O

Dethklok caring for a sick partner

Dethklok with a disabled S/O

The boys caring for an S/O with chronic migraines

Proposing

Wearing their shirts

Fear of public relationship in fame

Wedding reaction and Song HC

FLUFFY HCs

Dethklok caring for crying S/O

Dethklok dealing with an S/O's annoying coworker

Dethklok & Mags with a Goth S/O

The Boys receiving head scritches from S/O

S/O is Charles' Daughter

Dethklok with a crush on a shy S/O

PETNAMES

MORE PETNAMES

Dethklok with a British crush

Pickles & Magnus with S/Os who likes cute things

Dethklok helping an S/O who's mensurating

The boys with a nerdy S/O who infodumps

Dethklok with a happy/cheerful S/O

The boys realizing their partner has a angel wing tattoo

Their first "I love you"

Trying to impress their crush

Sharing a pink bedroom with Dethklok

Pickles with a S/O w/ scars on their thighs (TW: Scars)

Pregnancy/Parent HCs

Dick Knubbler, Dr. Rockzo, and Magnus as the father

Dethklok Pregnant (MPREG)

The boys as a dad to a teenage girl

Papa Murderface HC (Lullabies)

Papa Murderface HCs (Being a dad)

Dethklok Daddies

Random HCs

William Murderface cooking HC (Based off of @polyklok's post)

A Potato Flew around my Room Vine

Dr. Rockzo HCs

Dr. Rockzo Relationship HC

Yandere Magnus ( CW: Touches upon abusive relationships)

What the boys smell like

Dickface HC

Pickles' Rats

Dick Knubbler HCs

The boys as yanderes

Helping Toki when he's having a flashback

DRAMA The boys trying to steal each other's partners

Sleep HCs with Murderface

When their partner has a lot of stuffies on the bed

How old are these dudes

Skwisgaar HCs

Nathan HCs

Murderace HCs

Toki HCs

Pickles HCs

Magnus & Nathan HC (Based off @folkdevilism's post)

Continuation of ^ This

Toki's Christmas HC

Dethklok's favorite football team

Witchsona HC

Dethklok's Zodiac

Just some art I made

Just a little tag game about ships I did once

Toki name HC

Does Dethklok Tip?

Nsfw HCs

Birthday gifts

Dethklok with a Bratty S/O

Murderface's first time with his S/O

Favorite Sex Positions

The boys reacting to a loud S/O

The boys finding out they're their partner's first... everything

Dethklok Fics

Eyes like Diamonds (Dickface)

Until Next Time (Charles X Reader)

By the Light of the Library (Dethklok & Reader PLATONIC)

You're all I need Babe (Dickface)

Take Me To Church (Skwistok)

Just Us (Tickles)

The Walking Dead Daryl Daryl Dixon X Reader

You're kind of a MILF Huh? (Parents! Daryl X Reader FLUFF)

I Should Have Been There (Daryl X Reader ANGST)

Can I Trust You Dad? (Daryl being a dad)

Spring Chicken (Parents! Daryl X Reader)

Thank you for the Music (Daryl X Reader FLUFF)

In the Nick of Time (Daryl X Pregnant Reader ANGST)

Princess (Daddy! Daryl X Reader/ Daryl being a dad)

Beau as a middle child HC

Strangers like me (Daryl X Reader from Merle’s POV)

Midnight Moonshine (Pissed off! Drunken! Daryl X Reader)

Into the Darkness, I become Stronger (Daddy Daryl X Injured! Reader HURT/COMFORT with the tiniest SMUT)

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington HCs

[taintingimagination]

Nathan Explosion • NSFW Alphabet

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Author's Note: Nathan won the poll! Luckily I already had his written out so I can update or whatever to it. Next up is Dick Knubbler...

A = Aftercare: Only known to you, and maybe his bandmates - not really - he's a softie. He won't go out of his way to spoil you, but he'll stay behind to cuddle/spoon.

B = Body Part: Your hands, mainly how small they are compared to his. Nathan finds enjoyment in holding them in his palms ... and watching you give him handjobs. On himself, his arms.

C = Cum: In your mouth or on your stomach. He's hesitant about procreating so he won't finish inside you unless he's wearing a condom.

D = Dirty Secret: Nathan, despite hating the idea, wants to breed you. He's the most territorial of his significant other, maybe even a little more than Toki or Charles.

E = Experience: Nathan was a jock in high school and likely had a handful of girlfriends, but never went the full way with them. Being the lead singer of Dethklok, he has many groupies. Therefore, plenty of experience, but he'll treat you more special than a groupie.

F = Favorite Position: Nathan fantasizes about putting you in a mating press. He enjoys being on top at all times, but will let you cowgirl.

G = Goofy: Nathan's serious scowl translates into the bedroom too. While he does enjoy himself, he's not one to think this is a fun pastime if he cares enough.

H = Hair: Absolutely feral down there, he only trims when it gets uncomfortable.

I = Intimacy: Nathan is a gentle giant. He'll take great care of you and show you a lot of intimacy. He isn't a man of many words, so he'll show you he loves you with actions.

J = Jack Off: Nathan masturbates regularly, just like the rest of his bandmates. He sometimes jacks off over you.

K = Kinks: Nathan's biggest kinks are size and breeding, though he rarely talks about that last one. Dominance is a must for him. He's pretty vanilla as he's indifferent or turned off by other kinks.

L = Location: The comfort of his own bedroom. Sometimes, he'll have you cock warm him while you two are in the studio by yourselves.

M = Motivation: Jealousy is a great motivator. Whenever the band or some dildo flirts with you, his possessive instinct comes into play. Something he won't mention to you: he absolutely adores seeing you in small or tight clothes despite the stares you may get.

N = No: Hitting you, he absolutely won't allow it. Nathan refuses to do anything that will hurt you intentionally.

O = Oral: Don't let this man tell you going down on a girl is gross, because this man eats pussy like life depends on it. He doesn't mind if you give him oral, he prefers it actually.

P = Pace: Believe it or not, he actually enjoys taking his time, being slow, sensual, and rather gentle. If he's in the heat of the moment, he can get rough.

Q = Quickie: Nathan is okay with quickies but they aren't a usual thing for him.

R = Risk: Nathan is indifferent to experiment, he'll only try something new when it's suggested to him.

S = Stamina: Nathan's stamina is insane. If he was given the chance, sex would last from the night way into the afternoon of the next day. It's almost animal.

T = Toys: Nathan also won't admit that needing toys in the act makes him insecure. He would rather use what nature gave him instead of the either of you relying on battery powered plastic or silicone.

U = Unfair: Nathan is a subtle tease. While he doesn't do much foreplay or verbal teasing, there is teasing with this man.

V = Volume: Nathan makes a couple of grunts, he's the quietest one out of the band in bed.

W = Wild Card: Nathan has been asked to appear in several adult magazines early in his career. He was unsure about it at first, but the band encouraged him. Looking back at it now, he's still unsure how to feel about it, saying he feels like a prostitute.

X = Xray: He may not look like he gets bitches, but honey that dick was eleven inches. /ly

Anyways, Nathan is eleven inches and no one can convince me otherwise.

Y = Yearning: High most of the time, if not all the time.

Z = Zzz: Referring back to his stamina, he could go all night into the next day. He won't fall asleep after sex, but he will by cuddling you. He adores seeing you so peaceful and pure sleeping - it's comforting.

[marutchi]

Little Skwisgaar x Toki comfort oneshot (Word count: 1502)

Warnings: Very mild spoilers from the new movie, apart from that there’s mentions of the abuse Toki has suffered from + some made up ones.

Btw I don't know how other fic writers handle their accents but personally I didn't feel confident enough in my writing to portray it in a pleasant way. That's why I chose to have them speak in Swedish with each other. I've read that supposedly many Scandinavians are able to understand each other or learn the other languages easily (sorry if that's actually not true!).

Enjoy!

Skwisgaar was only half asleep. As comfortable as their current living situation in Dais Keep was, he was still plagued by the events that took place. It felt so comically, idiotically, unreal that he was almost calm. Shit was so fucking weird he was practically convinced that all this could only be a dream. After saving Toki, he didn't think it could get any more fucked up, but strangely enough, this felt even worse. One misstep and it would all be over. That thought surely keeps you up at night.

The door to his room was slightly ajar, allowing light from the corridor to leak in, so Skwisgaar immediately noticed as it got obscured all of a sudden. His eyes opened fully and he saw a silhouette standing in the narrow crack of the door.

"Skwisgaar? Are you awake?" Toki asked. His voice was quiet, unsure even, as if he didn't know whether he should really dare to wake him. The way Toki sounded, Skwisgaar was certain he’d leave again if he remained silent and acted as if he hadn’t heard him, yet- “Ugh, Toki, it’s in the middle of the night, what do you want?” He asked back, annoyed.

“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?” 

Instantly, Skwisgaar came into a sitting position. He should have known something was up because Toki spoke to him in Swedish - something he only ever did when he wanted something from him. 

“Hell no, fuck off,” he answered, switching to Swedish as well. 

The question didn’t really come as a surprise to Skwisgaar. When Toki slept in Mordhaus for the first time after the abduction, the quiet of the night was constantly interrupted by deafening screams. Everyone was immediately on the spot to find a hysterical Toki plagued by nightmares. Each of them was overwhelmed by the situation and in the end, Pickles stayed with him. Since that day, Toki preferred to sleep in bed with one of his band members. So far, Skwisgaar has always managed to wriggle out of having this crybaby in his bed and Toki has asked many times. This night wouldn’t be different, however. 

“Pleaaaase, Skwisgaar!” Toki desperately pleaded and fully opened the door, blinding the other man. “I can’t sleep alone!”  Skwisgaar was having none of it. “Maybe it’s time for you to learn again, it can’t go on like this.” With narrowed eyes he reached for the small packet of matches on his bedside table and accidentally wiped them off the edge. "Ughhh." Toki was immediately there, picked them up and held them out to Skwisgaar. With an impatient "Give me that!" Skwisgaar rudely snatched the matches out of Toki's hand. "Stupid fucking place doesn't even have electricity," he muttered. “Besides,” Skwisgaar started as he lit a match to light the candle on his table, wanting to see Toki's stupid face, “Why don’t you ask the others?” He shook the matchstick until the flame went out, then threw it carelessly aside, listening to Toki’s stammering as to why he had to sleep here of all places. 

“Well, Nathan is acting totally weird and when I stood in front of Murderfaces’ door I heard him talking and screaming to himself which is even weirder. And Pickle… he said he needed a private night, if you understand. I don’t, actually, but he was very serious about it.”

Skwisgaar sighed. “What about Knubbler?” He eyed Toki up and down, noting that the other had nothing on but his underwear. He could have at least had the decency to put on a shirt as well. Toki shrugged his shoulders. “Can’t find him anywhere.” 

Skwisgaar thought for a moment. If he’d let him sleep in his bed tonight, he’d demand to do it every night. Toki had always been clingy, but at the moment he was particularly clingy, especially towards him. As if Toki could read Skwisgaar‘s mind, he assured: “Please, Skwisgaar this will be the first and only time!”

“No! And this is my final decision, now piss off!” Skwisgaar angrily pointed at the door but Toki didn’t budge. 

“Please.” The sad way Toki looked at him reminded Skwisgaar of a beaten dog and to his horror, it didn’t leave him completely cold. While he couldn’t remember a lot of the night they saved Toki, he’ll never forget the way his band member hung there on the cross, upside down in that motherfucking jigsaw looking room.

“Skwisgaar, please. everytime I try to-"  "FINE," Skwisgaar interrupted him angrily, rubbing his face briefly. Toki practically jumped into his arms. 

“Thank you thank you thank you!” He hugged him tightly to Skwisgaar's displeasure. “Get off of me!” He shoved Toki to the other side of the bed. “Hehe, sorryyy.” 

Skwisgaar mumbled some things under his breath and with a swift movement lifted the covers, swung his legs over the edge of the bed and turned his back towards Toki who watched in horror.

“Please don’t leave me.”

Skwisgaar was caught off guard at how heartbroken Toki sounded. However, he quickly regained his composure. “I’m not, you idiot.” Skwisgaar glanced over his shoulder. “The least I want is to be wearing my underwear when the inevitable happens and you try to snuggle up to me.”  Skwisgaar stood up and Toki promptly was at eye-level with his bare ass. He couldn’t help but giggle. “Oh I’m so relieved. I already thought that you wanted to be mean since you said that I was allowed in your bed, but you didn’t mention anything about you being in it at the same time!”

“Mh.” Skwisgaar hadn’t considered this loophole. As he put on his boxers Toki got under the covers. 

“Oh boy does that mean we’re going to cuddle?” Toki asked full of excitement. “Fuck no,” Skwigaar immediately replied and slipped under the covers as well. “Fucking touch me and I‘ll throw you out of my room! I don’t care about your little panic attacks.“ Toki frowned. That was not exactly the answer he wanted to hear, but he wasn’t surprised in the slightest. “Now turn to the side, I don’t wanna watch your ugly face as you sleep.” 

If Toki hadn't been so desperate to sleep in the same bed as him, he might have countered back. “Pf, whatever.” He did as he was told, turning away from his bandmate.

Skwisgaar was about to turn sideways to blow out the candle when he caught a glimpse of Toki's back that made him stop short. He was already familiar with the scars from Toki's childhood, the ones he had received from his psycho parents. Now, between the old faded marks, there were new ones that looked red and incredibly painful. It seemed as if Magnus the jerk-off had even scratched some words into Toki's back. Skwisgaar's eyes traced the red lines towards Toki’s side where there was a huge, not yet completely healed wound, shoddily sewn shut. It would surely turn into a big ass scar and looked like it must have hurt like hell. Probably still did. 

Skwisgaar could not understand how Toki could still be as normal as he was. Humble, even. All he wanted was not to be left alone, for his friends to keep an eye on him and ensure that no one could ever do that to him again.

Toki noticed the light going out and listened to the rustling of the blanket. The last thing he’d ever expected was the warm hand that suddenly touched his back. Not daring to move a single muscle he just waited for what happened next.

“You are safe.”

Toki's eyes widened. He wanted to say something, anything, but his head was suddenly empty.

“I- ah.” Fervently he searched for the right words and didn't want to ruin this moment. He knew that this was special and all he could do was settle for a hoarse “Thank you”.

The hand left Toki’s back, leaving the spot it had rested on feeling oddly cold. He wriggled around under the blanket and, as carefully as possible, moved back further the tiniest bit to feel Skwisgaar's warmth.

“Good night, Skwisgaar,” Toki whispered.

“Good night.”

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Unsurprisingly, when Skwisgaar woke up, Toki was pressed against him with his head lying on his shoulder and his arms wrapped around him. Skwisgaar was too tired to even open his eyes, so when he enjoyed a delirious moment of closeness and shared body heat he wasn’t even thinking about Toki necessarily. Only when he wriggled around slightly did he notice an unpleasant, cold sensation somewhere on his torso. One of his eyes cracked open and a glance downwards confirmed a horrible suspicion: Toki was drooling all over him. Needless to say, the moment was over. With a hard push, Skwisgaar launched Toki onto the cold hard floor.

Even less surprising was the fact that the following night, Toki stood in front of Skwisgaar’s room again. The most surprising thing was how Skwisgaar wordlessly slid to the side of the bed to make room for his bandmate.

END

Note:

This whole thing was pretty much inspired by this scene

I like to imagine that Skwisgaar deliberately gave him a little nudge to calm him down. As shown in the show, he doesn't really mind non-sexual physical contact with other men. He did seem pretty allergic to it when it comes to Toki in aotd (can‘t 100% recall how it was in the show because it’s been ages that I watched it. I just remember he has always been annoyed with Toki) so I couldn't help but picture him needing a lot of time and tiny steps to step out of his comfort zone to give Toki what he needs because after all, he does care a lot about him!

Hope that makes sense!

[headstoned]

Hey could you write a dick knubbler x reader smut please! There are none but I totally understand if you arnt comfortable doing it! 🫶

A/N: Omg Dick Knubbler more like Dick Nibbler. you asked so kindly the least I could do is try. (I put my fic on pause for this.) Also this is probably so fucking shit I'm so sorry, Dick is such an amazing character I love that he works with Murderface so closely,, but there's not shit about him anywhere 💔.

Smut warning, no title.

Dick, he was eccentric. He loved Dethklok, and it sometimes disturbed you how worked he'd get about being their producer. He'd talk about it more than anything else. You felt as if he only called you to ramble on about his job while you had a shitty gas station job and had to deal with senseless rednecks every other minute. You barely got the time to talk about you. But, props to Dick, whenever you did get the chance, he was all ears and caring. You haven't seen him in the longest time as Dethklok was taking centuries to produce an album. Their manager sent them on vacation for a break, which also gave Dick a break. You got a random call at the beginning of the week, warning you of his later visit at your "humble abode" and now you were waiting like a dog at your door.

Well, it wasn't like you guys were any more than friends... You were only flirty with each other, but that came naturally for Dick. Sometimes, though, you would catch yourself melting after hearing the pet-name "babe" roll off his tongue midsentence. And maybe you'd think about it that night and your hands would wander...

KNOCK KNOCK... KOCK

You jumped violently at the sudden burst of sound and a shock of excitement washed over you. He's here! You couldn't jerk the door open faster. "Hi!" You said with a big smile. "Hey there, babe." He laughed. You noticed his mechanical eyes looking you up and down, a single rose in his hand. You looked confusedly at it and it came closer. "A little something for you from the Mordhous garden!" He grinned goofily and held it out to you closer. You took it in silence and let him in. You stared at its lovely redness as the door shut behind him. A rose? For me?

It wasn't rare for him to do these types of things. He'd take you to fancy restaurants and buy you expensive chocolate and forcibly take you on shopping sprees to "get rid of some money" as if he had too much. But a rose? That was the line crosser. He only gave roses to his dates...

You glanced back at him removing his suit jacket and his shoes and cleared your throat.

"It's nice to see you again during this shit week."

"Shit week?" He repeated, turning to face you. An eyebrow raised. You scoffed. "Yeah. And the worst day was this one. I had crackheads yelling at me."

"I don't know why you keep turning down being my assistant, you know we'd see each other everyday!" He shrugged and hung his jacket up. You rolled your eyes. "I don't. Charles does." You sighed. "Oh yeah..." He looked around for a second. "You've changed the place." He stated. You have. That's how long he's been gone. Long enough for you to rearrange shit. "Yeah."

He sighed dramatically. "Let me see the bedroom." He put his hand out. You giggled and took it, leading him to your bedroom. In there, only your bed had moved, but it didn't matter as that's where you two would hang out anyway.

As soon as you closed the door it was like the air changed. His gentle hold on your hand roughened and you were being pushed against the door.

"I've been thinking about you recently. I could really, uh, make you feel good if you'd like, baby. It could really help you relieve some stress."

Your brain fogged. He really must be sex deprived. But you agreed anyway. This wasn't like his silly sex innuendos. This was blunt.

"I've been thinking about you, too, recently."

Your mind swarmed with bee-like thoughts. What was going on? Was this really happening?

... no.

Yes. It was.

Recently. Yeah let's go with that.

You gave him a shy smile and a smirk appeared on his face. He leaned in closer and brushed his lips against your neck. "Y'see, I've been looking for a... serious relationship." He said against your skin and your knees almost gave out. A shakey breath escaped your lips, desperate for attention. "And I think I'm finally looking in the right spot."

He picked you up and you wrapped yor legs around his waist, holding onto his shoulders. A slight blush on your face. And a soft smile. "I didn't come over here for a cute little visit, by the way." He sat you down on the bed, the lights within his artificial eyes turning from green to red. You looked up at him, elbows propping you up. This was all really happening. It was like some goofy smut book.

"Oh yeah?" You asked playfully as he unbuttoned his shirt. Finally, you've accepted this feverdream of a night as reality. "I've came to make you mine."

°•♡

It was like that. Your fingers were caught in his blonde locks and your legs wrapped tightly around his waist. Your lips danced against each other lovingly. "Oh God..." You gasped as he slipped into you with a leisurely pace. His head fell into the crook of your neck, his breathing whimperish. After kissing him for so long you could safely guess he had a few things to drink before coming over here. You addressed it, but he shook it off saying it was for his confidence.

God, you hoped so.

His cock slipped in and out of you slowly and painfully. Your moans were only sighs and heavy breaths as you ran your hands up and down his back. "You feel so good..." He finally gave in and quickened his pace, ending your slow torture. But it was short lived when you wanted it even faster and he completely pulled out.

"Turn over, babe..." He panted, holding himself in his hand as he sat back. You did as he said, as fast as you could. Your ass was stuck up for him and your face buried in the pillows to hide your heavy pants. You felt him caress your ass and run his rip along your slit. "Dick, please..." You begged, pushing back against him in vain. "That begging, shit, (y/n)." He sighed, but still continued to tease you. "Oh fuck, I need you so bad, please!" You would do anything at this point to feel him inside you again, and he got it.

He pushed into you once again, but this time it was fast and hard. You gripped onto the sheets as he repeated this action over and over again, each time harder than the first. You heard his grunts and moans from behind you and a knot tightened in your stomach. Already? You thought, but any other thought was pushed away by your sudden orgasm. You bit down on the pillow, walls clenching his cock as he sloppily pounded into you. You bathed in the post-release nirvana as you rode out your high.

His hands were gripped tightly onto your hips, surely leaving bruises, but you didn't care. You legs trembled, but he still used you until he came all over your back. There was a moment of just breathing between the two of you. And then you breathed out, "I think I love you."

It was whiney and desperate sounding. But he was only focused on your sweet body, his cum coating it.

"I know I love you."

[i-am-a-fraud]

Dick Knubbler Headcanons

this is a shitty ass Dick Knubbler x reader because I am down bad i am sorry if i don't write exactly how he talks or get his character a little wrong.

Non Relationship:

Probably has a bunch of siblings and is one of the oldest out of them (does Knubblers personal life get revealed?)

Probably likes Gwen Stefani like listens to sweet escape while driving all the time.

I don't know much more. not right now.

Relationship:

Not the type to cheat, can he really? most people would be weirded out by he eyes, or lack of eyes

At first he might have the sluts that come around Dethklok on his lap but after he really gets to know you all he wants is you on his lap

If you sit on his lap looking all pretty and shit without even trying his is obsessed, forgets what he is doing and everything.

Complement his eyes and he will marry you on the spot

Please tell him his eyes are pretty

Loves PDA specially in public, he wants everyone to know your his and wants to show you off to the world.

Your beautiful or handsome he wants EVERYONE to know your his

He is amazed every day that he got with someone like you

Will want to be with you 24/7 but not in an annoying clingy way unless you like that

Acts hurt if you ask to be alone but won't make you feel bad

NSFW under the cut

It is average but skinny I think but it gets the job done

He is skinny and kinda tall and lengthy with no muscle

No chest hair or anything, he doesn't shave it he just doesn't grow it.

I think he keeps it natural down there

Isn't really that kinky, but if you have something you want to try he is down as long as he's not hurting you or you hurting him

I think he likes missionary and reverse cowgirl

Probably has a thing for having a hand on your tits or chest.

sorry this is so short I just wanted to write a little summthin summthin for my baby girl.

[doodlefartzz]

I am begging you people PLEASE🙏🙏 I NEED MORE KNUBBLER X READERS!!!!!

I’m so desperate help 🗣️😭😭 there’s none anywhere

[dichromaticdyke]

for the ask game: Abigail <3

i owe you my life

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual, no preference Gender Headcanon: cis woman but comfortable with any pronouns! probably tries he/him for funsies here and there A ship I have with said character: i'm not gonna say the obvious lol. i saw really cute fanart of abigail x amber and i'm very intrigued A BROTP I have with said character: again, not going with the obvious, but every fanart i see of abigail and knubbler and offdensen hanging out is SO good A NOTP I have with said character: abigail x nathan next question A random headcanon: there's no way she didn't have some kind of violent past before working for dethklok. i definitely think she's hiding a lot that we unfortunately never get to see, and so that's part of why she tries so hard to keep everyone/everything in control. General Opinion over said character: i could definitely see where brendon wanted to take her and how he wanted to use her, it's just a shame there were so many restrictions on s4 and aotd so she ended up being kinda disposable overall. but i see her potential fr and i'm can't wait to write more about her.

send me a character ♡

[razzek]

Haha, oh the troubles of a filthy multishipper! XD In any given fandom I probably have an opinion on every possible ship. I'm pretty sure this is impossible to parse and trying to list everything is literally overwhelming me. XD Alas I don't know who made the template, but thank you, this was fun!

OTP - one true pairing, best of the best, I will kiss you on the face for making content of any of these ships! - Magnus x Pickles - MagPickles - Magnus x Toki - Hammertooth, Magtok - Pickles x Toki - Tickles, my first MTL ship <3 I will lose my shit in a good way if anyone besides me ever did anything with the unholy trinity of Pickles x Toki x Magnus. :D

Honorable mentions: Abigail x Toki x Magnus, Skwisgaar x Murderface, Charles x Magnus x Melmord.

I feel like it's worth saying that I do look at content in the "nah" and "NOTP" categories if there's something even a little interesting to me in it. In many cases I used to be more fond of some ships and either saw/read something so upsetting I can't enjoy the ship anymore (SkwisTok, Nickles) or met too many assholes who soured the ship by association (PickleGail, NateGail, MagCharles). But even with those ships you can get my attention by writing them in a certain way (still love me some twisted sociopath Charles lording it over Magnus :D). I'd tip my hat to anyone who could make a Knubbler ship that isn't DickFace work. XD

[cream-cheese-is-salty]

Oh goodness GRACIOUS I'm going nuts- okokokok to make it as not confusing as possible I was reading an iron lung x fnaf sb au fic a few months ago (never finished reading it though..) and your knubbler mermaid wip on IG AND AND it reminded me of it!! But like!! Gave me an idea for a concept for a dickface au but like. Knubbler and murderface where william is some sea creature and knubblers been sealed in the sub and

:(

Them communicating through taps and just generally interacting indirectly- not very romantic or fluffy but its EATING me grrgrrgrr also I think its generally a cool mirroring of the whole sub thing with knubbler in episode 2 LMAAOAO

DUDE YESSSS IF YOU AREN'T UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT DM ME ON INSTA I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS

[the-s1lly-corner]

Knubbler hcs (Fluff alphabet edition)

Ik I just posted a fluff list to do with CRP characters last post but I also wanna do it with Knubbler because this fucker has been on my mine for WEEKS and I gotta feed my fellow dick enjoyers

Obvious heads up on heavy hc stuff since we don't have much on this dude RAAAAAAAH + still developing my hcs

Long since its A-Z, not proof read and I wrote this in one sitting I need to be put down

Attraction-

Torn between wanting to say he has high standards but I'm a dickface shipper sooo (/lh)

I can't explain it but I feel like he'd be into the feistier people; more dominant and outspoken, that sort of thing, ballsy. Also balancing with being chill so it's not just. Constant energy

Balance, you know

Appearance wise? I'm stumped tbh so maybe I'll revisit this later some day

Bonding-

While he enjoys dragging you around and spoiling you (getting into that for D + G), he does enjoy time spent at home with you! Knubblers always been the type of person to sit by a fire reading a book with a glass of wine; in a robe of course

At least he does to me

Calm stuff like that is a must

Oh how I crave domestic life hcs with this man

Cuddling-

I don't have PDA on this list so imma let it be said, this man loves affection, giving and receiving. Absolutely adores being all over you at all times and not at all afraid to show you off

Going to the actual prompt he doesnt care if you're larger or smaller than him, if you sprawl yourself over his chest he will melt!!!! Hold each other!!!

Dates-

This man is going to pour so much money into these dates

Could just be because we saw him take Abigail out to dinner but my brain defaults to restuarant dates, but otherwise I feel he's also a museum enjoyer (historical, art, ect)

Emotion-

Of course since this for reader insert stuff I can't exactly say who's more emotional so we're relying on Knubbler

I feel like. He's moderate, based on his interactions with Dethklok

He's patient by a considerable amount but has his limits

Absolutely pours his heart and guts out to you when hes drunk, though, not that he doesnt already shower you with compliments and affirmations

Wanna put him at a 6.5/10 when sober, and solid 8/10 when drunk

Family-

He doesn't strike me as the type to want kids, honestly, not that he has anything against them though, it's simply not what he wants

I saw someone hc a while back that he would have a bunch of siblings and I'm HARD agreeing on that + adding my own thing that hes an uncle

Need to write a silly fic where he's assigned as babysitter for a day (I desperately need more solo/knubbler centered stuff)

Gift Giving-

Nearly every week or so he will buy you something from flowers to jewelry to stuffed animals to fancy chocolates to really anything

If you so much as mention vaguely wanting something hes pulling out his wallet

This dude is likely loaded (based on working for Dethklok and being successful prior judging by the newspapers at the end of episode 2) so he's not afraid to drop some cash for you

As for receiving gifts he doesn't hold you to the same standard regardless of your income but he would be thrilled with anything you give him, I feel like hes a jewelry guy but maybe that's just because I like drawing him with rings

I feel like he'd go bonkers for baked good though

Harsh-

You guys may butt heads but you guys probably wouldn't argue too much outside of the basic disagreements that happen in every relationship!! Usually apologies for lashing out (if he does that in that particular argument) but will refuse to apologize if there's an actual problem that needs to be addressed (if said problem is on your end)

King of compromises (learned trait from working with bands me thinks)

Injury-

Depends on the severity

Knows very very basic first aid (cleaning, applying pressure if it's an open bleeding wound, cool water if it's a burn, ect) but more than that he's lost

Swearing and a bit of panic if it's something more serious, this is true for if hes the one hurt as well

If you're the one hurt hes going to hover all over you. Oh nooo please dont tell him hes your savior/hero, please don't make him reel good for pampering you oh NOOOOOOO (stares)

If hes the ome hurt hes going to bask in the attention if he needs to be taken care of, hypes up splinters/j

This stuff also applies to sickness

Jealousy-

Oh this is one jealous motherfucker. He will *glare* with those red pin prick robotic eyes of his

If someone's flirting with you he will saunter over and wrap an arm around you, loudly and sharply calls you babe to get the point across

^Kinda cliche but I feel like this man is a sucker for tropes

But if you're like actively uncomfortable I think he might have to intervene

See: his criminal record and the fact he "knows people who can 'take care of someone'", whether he'd actually follow through depends

Kisses-

Recieving he loves when you kiss his face; mouth, cheeks, nose

Giving, really everything is fair game if you give the go ahead; has a particular fixation on your hands (backs and knuckles), cheeks, and neck

Love anything from quick pecks to full on make out sessions

Love Language-

Physical touch and gift giving! Sometimes the gift giving can get intense since hes so ready to treat you like royalty but he doesnt mean anything malicious by it

As for receiving he has a soft spot for affirmations

Marriage-

He goes either way I think, but leans further to no marriage

That doesn't mean hes any less committed to you, though

You guys probably get matching rings even if there isn't a ceremony or legal thing, I think

No-

A deal breaker is like. If you're genuinely a bad person or a threat to his career

Like theres a difference between the shit Dethklok gets into and what you would have to do for him to cut you off full stop

Though I'm stumped on what exactly would call for that outside of being a genuinely horrible person, maybe I'll revisit this later

Oddity-

His laugh is the first thing I can think of. While I think the original is silly and cute in its own way, I'm kinda glad they changed it in the movie

He laughs at his own jokes and has a killer hair routine he follows religiously. Shitty innuendos, too. I am not going to let this man live down the hot dog thing and I KNOW it ain't a one off thing there is no way, this man gets no bitches (using Nathan's "you're horrible with women" comment as leverage)

Outside of that I dont think there's many quirks or habits that are worth mentioning

Petnames-

By law he has to call you Baby/Babe but I can also see him saying Hon/Honey, maybe even Sweetheart

Loves being called things like Dear and Darling

Question-

Loves coming to you to ask if you wanna give a second opinion on something hes working on, work related or not! Hes more than confident in his skills regarding sound engineering, but he likes getting the attention and time from you

Risk-

Skipping this because I'm truly stumped on trying to figure out how far hes willing to go in a relationship in terms of taking risks

SHH-

Has a few secrets, ranging from personal stuff to things that ultimately don't concern you

And that's okay, as long as it's not anything that can screw you or the relationship over, privacy is necessary

Probably has a lot of secrets surrounding dumb or embarrassing stuff hes done before and during the relationship

Tunes-

Obligatory I have a funky sense of music and while I want to choose a song that fits the time period of the main show to the decades before I'm a bit lost. Also I dont generally listen to love songs/songs that can be passed off as ones if you squint. So you guys get 2 songs that give me knubbler x (reader/oc insert) vibes

And

Upset-

When Knubbler is upset he shuts himself off and tries to get over whatever funk hes in, usually a glass or two is involved

Occasionally he'll seek you out for comfort or validation

If you're the one upset he's already lending you an ear and offering a shoulder to lean on (metaphorically and literally), gets mad on your behalf if someone upset you and offers solutions if it was something else

I like to think that you guys dedicate nights for venting and unloading on drama and bullshit. Like two gossiping moms

Valentine-

He is not holding back

You wake up to breakfast and gifts. He takes you out all day for shopping, you guys come home to get ready for dinner and a movie

Things definitely get.. intimate

But this is a SFW blog so I am not going to elaborate

Wedding-

If there is a wedding you guys make sure it's straight out of a storybook; dream wedding basically

Since he's not too worried about getting married I'd assume it makes sense that he lends most the power to you when it comes to decorating

Xray-

Urges you to communicate your feelings outwardly and verbally since hes not a mind reader, but he does pick up on certain behaviors to give him a general idea of how you're feeling

He doesn't want to push too hard, though, so he tries to offer an environment where there's open communication

Yearning-

Stealing this from my friend but hc that Knubbler actually would not know how to react to someone genuinely having an interest in him, at least in the beginning

Like he knows he's not the ugliest or the most horrible person but he doesnt think hes a heartthrob

So when you come along and actually get him to sit and settle down with someone he kinda. Doesn't know how to feel about being on his own/seperated

Like he can still function but hes finding himself thinking about you a lot; from wondering how your day is to things he wants to tell you when you guys are reunited

Zzz-

As mentioned before he loves cuddling so be ready for him to hold onto you

Prefers soft and light covers compared to heavier ones

Probably yoinks the blanket while he's sleeping

Probably snores

Bonus hc I think his robo eyes can be taken out, like for charging and he has a lil case for them. Has a sleeping mask so nothing gets into his sockets + he understands how it looks to others (especially if they wake up half asleep in the dark and arent used to the empty sockets yet)

[sneakyfordethklok]

Intro and Request Rules/Masterlist

Hey y'all! My name is Maggot or Michael (he/they/it). I am a huge fan of Metalocalypse, and also love writing and drawing. This secondary blog was specifically for me to post my writings about Dethklok.

MINORS DNI

Rules

I write headcanons, one-shots, and other such writings with the members of Dethklok. I will do:

Inter-romance between members of Dethklok

Dethklok x Reader

Charles Offdensen x Reader

If you would like Magnus, Knubbler, Rockzo, or other side characters I may not accept the request, depending on what you are asking for. However, I may be able to arrange it if I am not busy with other requests.

Unless otherwise specified, I will use gender neutral language, with an AFAB body architype. Gender identity, race, creed, sexuality, disability or lack thereof, body type, and brief descriptions of the Reader are all open for tweaking if so requested! :)

Examples of Accepted Scenarios and Asks:

Fluff

Angst

Major character death

Major injury/hospitalization

Unrequited love (within reason)

Smut (more on this later)

Pregnancy / Childcare

Poly romantic situations

Comfort for sickness, mental health, trauma, etc.

Examples of What I Will NOT Accept:

Any smut requests submitted by a minor (I WILL check)

Direct non-consensual smut. Dub-con and non-con specifically within the confines of consensual BDSM/Kink are acceptable, but are required to include aftercare.

Any Kinks including feet, scat, watersports, excessive gore, sounding, feeding, vore, inflation are all strictly disallowed. I will not make concessions on this.

Any asks depicting active abuse will not be allowed. Spousal, sexual, verbal, child, etc. Asks requesting comfort for past trauma borne from abuse are perfectly acceptable.

Any asks requesting age-play, age-regression, ABDL, etc will be denied and result in a blocking. No exceptions.

Incest, bestiality, and other illegal grossness is not allowed. Fuckin' obviously.

Some Accepted Kinks for Smut Requests:

BDSM/Kink in just about every form, except age-play (see above)

Pet-play, Master/sub, impact-play, bondage/shibari, doll-play, primal-play, training/discipline

Alpha/Beta/Omega (with exceptions)

Breeding / fixation on semen

Body worship

Oral fixation

Exhibitionism / humiliation

Voyeurism (CONSENSUAL)

Tentacles (If you can think of how to make this work with an au or something.. fucking good for you, do it). Also includes monster fucking, oviposition, etc.

Erotic asphyxiation (Choking)

Edging / denial

Roleplay

Wax-play

Happy requesting~!

William Murderface Headcanons

[taintingimagination]

Magnus Hammersmith • NSFW Alphabet

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Author's Note: I know I said I was posting Cock Munch (Dick Knubbler) after Nathan, but my ass hasn't finished it 💀 But, I did find a completed one for Magnus.

We're gonna ignore that this has been sitting in my notes app for a year.

A certain bloody twink that likes eating out of coffins is my next victim.

A = Aftercare: Magnus doesn't do much aftercare, but he'll stay behind and make sure you're okay. If you're lucky enough, he's not gone by tomorrow.

B = Body Part: Magnus has a fixation on your face - every aspect. He'll analyze your features and find unique compliments for them. On himself, well, he's too arrogant to admit that he doesn't really see himself as ideal.

C = Cum: It doesn't matter to him, seeing it anywhere on or in you is satisfying. His favorite place to come is on your chest.

D = Dirty Secret: After you've fallen asleep after sex, he'll start to overthink. "How did I end up with someone as beautiful as them?" and "How long will it take for them to leave?" kind of thoughts. He won't admit this to you because he's tired of hearing the same ole same ole "I'm not going to leave, I promise."

E = Experience: Fairly experienced. He didn't get as far with Dethklok to have groupies, but he has had a few hookups. However, you're the only experience that matters to him.

F = Favorite Position: Magnus likes having you close, so seating positions like rocking horse, or any other position full of contact like butterfly. He also doesn't mind taking you from behind.

G = Goofy: It's hard to believe he can be goofy outside of bed, let alone in the act. He wants to show you how much you mean to him. Yet, he may laugh and smile during the awkward moments.

H = Hair: Decently trimmed, it grows as wavy as his hair.

I = Intimacy: This man has abandonment issues and it shows. Through words and actions, he is very intimate with you and wants to engulf every moment he has with you.

J = Jack Off: Magnus seldom masturbates, that changed with you though. He'll jack off whenever you're gone for awhile and are unable to please him.

K = Kinks: Magnus is rather vanilla, but he does enjoy S&M. He is also a switch.

L = Location: Bedroom always, or anywhere isolated that he knows he can spend time with you.

M = Motivation: Being really intimate and your guys' alone time is motivating.

N = No: Anything that would make you uncomfortable or see him differently. He's not a fan of heavy BDSM.

O = Oral: Magnus is indifferent to giving and receiving oral.

P = Pace: Morerate pace, but he's also really gentle with you.

Q = Quickie: No need, mainly because he doesn't see the point in them.

R = Risk: Magnus would only experiment or make risks if he's sure it'll work out. He wants to be sure this is something the both of you want, and not something just said in the heat of the moment.

S = Stamina: Good. He can last a couple of rounds, but isn't a total sex deviant who can last the whole night.

T = Toys: Magnus used toys for himself for a little while.

U = Unfair: Magnus isn't too much of a tease, but that doesn't mean he won't.

V = Volume: Magnus isn't very loud, he'll groan quietly. Maybe he'll shout fuck every once in awhile.

W = Wild Card: Magnus enjoys it when you play and tug his hair, not by much, but his noises are cute.

X = Xray: Magnus is above average, just above eight inches. He's a little girthy too.

Y = Yearning: Magnus wants your presence and body very often.

Z = Zzz: Magnus takes awhile to fall asleep because his overthinking keeps him awake. With you, it finds it a little easier to.

[the-loveliest-lotus]

22. How do they apologize after arguments?

Lucy x Knubbler 💓🤍

So, Dick has seen Lucy's flashbacks and is at the trial and hears everything that she went through early on before they even start officially "dating," so if they do argue, it's never going to be in a way that might remind her of her ex. These two are more likely to need to apologize for walling themselves off emotionally like jackasses than really full on argue.

When they make up and apologize, there might be some initial tension as they talk through what happened, but eventually they'll end up apologizing from the heart. These two are absurdly into each other and genuinely respect one another, so they make more of an effort with each other than they might otherwise make because they desperately do not wanna fuck up the good thing.

And then there is usually some pretty immediate and intense make up sex.

Thank you for asking about them, I love talking about them! 🖤🖤🖤

[sparklecinnamonbunny]

My Personal MTL OC Week 2023 Retrospective

*waves* Hey y’all, I thought I’d link to all the works I created this past week and provide a little commentary of my experience with them to cap things off. This is secretly more for me to look back on than for anyone to enjoy, but I might as well share it and see if I can’t start a trend. @pan-flute-skeleton talked shop with me a bit and inspired this idea, but I’d also love to hear other’s thoughts/experiences with this fandom event!

Day 1: OC X OC (X OC) — The Naked Dismissal I came out of the gate swinging by tackling a crossover piece by pairing Sunday with two characters that weren’t mine! I knew I wanted to write Sunday salivating after Caj, but the whole scenario didn’t come together until I was clowning around in Discord and curiouslyhigh and chordsykat egged me on to write Caj/Sunday/Teja since timelines don’t matter. This was a blast to write and I’m looking forward to going back and writing the Pornographer’s Cut. Thanks again to both of them for loaning me their fandom bicycles! Also, if you haven’t seen it already, Chordsy hit me with a gorgeous piece of retaliation art of the unlikely trio! Day 2: Best Friends or Rivals — A Matter of Perspective Ch. 1  “First Impressions”: I felt like I had this absurd momentum pretty much all week, and A Matter of Perspective showcases it. Spellbound begins in medias res, so I had a ton of room to explore things before Sunday meets Nathan. I intended to play up Sunday and Dick’s friendship with this one, while starting Ava off as competition, but then I thought of a cohesive theme for the whole piece and put Knubbler on the backburner.

This one also netted me a new OC, Envy, who we haven’t seen in the Spellbound ‘verse yet, but who I do get to show in the 80s kickin’ it with Azure Blue and SnB Pickles. Day 3: Style Swap — A Matter of Perspective Ch. 2  “Big Easy Barbie and the Price of Leather”: It’s a tie between this one and the canonically impossible threesome for my favorite work of the week. Ava Sunbeam was originally written to fill a stereotypical music show judge role I needed in Spellbound (and to parody a couple pop artists), but she’s grown a lot of nuance and her own arc. 

In addition to saccharine themes of understanding and kindness, it shines a light on some of Sunday and Ava’s red flags. Sunday’s POV forgives a lot of sins on her part. I had fun making them very obvious. There’s also some secret Ava lore that adds to the overall vibe of both parts.

Day 4: Canon X OC — Six Ways to Sunday I started this piece in April, intending to use it for MTL Rare Pair Month’s “What Could’ve Been” and “Canon X OC” prompts and got stuck a little over halfway through. I brought it back out for this thinking ‘Oh, I’ve just got to write the sex scene and edit, this should be easy,’ but I still struggled. I don’t like it and I don’t have a reason other than ‘this was stupidly hard to write’. 

Day 5: OC Fusion Canon X OC again — Spellbound Ch. 9, “Ultimatumklok” After the struggle I had with Six Ways to Sunday, I was kind to myself and finished up a chapter of Spellbound for Friday instead of learning a fusion dance. I’ve been super excited about this chapter (and the next couple to follow) for a while. This chapter manages to set things up and provide some warm n fuzzy payoff at the same time, all while sneaking in some sweet sweet lore dumps.  Day 6: Dethkids — What Goes Around Comes Around I intended this to be a punchline to the end of the SkwisDay smut. It got away from me so quick. Between Sunday and Skwisgaar’s feud and CEO and CFO having real talk, my plan of ‘goof-fueled crackfic’ went sideways. We did get back to madness at the end, though. I’ve added a couple one-shot ideas to further this AU to my WIP pile. Final Thoughts — I’m so thankful that I had the time and energy to participate! I put out over 18,000 words of Metalocalypse fanfic this week. I haven’t written this much in such a short time since my last NaNoWriMo! I’m especially proud of the fact that I put out five coherent stories (Sunday & Ava’s two go together, but can stand alone). I’ve always struggled with finishing WIPs once I start them. This shows me that I can finish what I start if I put my mind to it. :)

[dicksoutformtl]

just realized I never updated this from a year ago, things have changed— I am easily swayed by the wonderful creators here so take them with a grain of salt. original belongs to @/fishklok

( also back on my aroace toki bullshit so his and pickles would be more of a queer platonic relationship )

Incase you can’t read the colors plus little explanation they are below c:

Otp:

I’m really into polyklok tbh, but for individually I’m really into Skwisgaar x Nathan, I also got really into whatever the fandom got going on with Melmlord x Seth x Amber, the other one is Amber x Seth I’ve decided she’s the only one besides maybe melm who can put up with him lol

Love it

I also have Melmlord x Seth x Amber here but you can count is as a non poly ship also I just think they’re good together, Something about Magnus x MMA just that’s a good ship man, Nickles, Skwisface, Pickles x Murderface, Pickles x Skwisgaar these are also so so good just *chefs kiss* y’know

Like it

I wish I could explain this to you guys but I’m kinda into Knubbler x Charles just something about these two just makes my brain happy, Knubbler x Murderface is a given here, I still stand by Abigail having a girlfriend so ofc I added Abigail x Amber here, Twinkletits is no longer hated wahoo I ship Twinkletits x Melmlord they work really well in the fanon & I am here for it, Pickles x Toki ( queer platonic ship in this case ), then finally Charles x Magnus jaded ex lovers is 👌🏼

Platonic/brotp

Pickles x Toki also goes here see above for the reasoning

As a goof

Anything to do with Magnus x Blues Devil or Magnus x Melmlord is really funny to me maybe even a weird poly thing if you wanna go that route, Knubbler x Abigail is a ship that’s both silly to me & one I like that I normally keep secret, goofy ass couple that last for like 6 months ends horribly but the other one thinks it ended ok is also funny to m I’m sorry Magnus x Skwisgaar