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Dick Knubbler Headcanons

this is a shitty ass Dick Knubbler x reader because I am down bad i am sorry if i don't write exactly how he talks or get his character a little wrong.

Non Relationship:

Probably has a bunch of siblings and is one of the oldest out of them (does Knubblers personal life get revealed?)

Probably likes Gwen Stefani like listens to sweet escape while driving all the time.

I don't know much more. not right now.

Relationship:

Not the type to cheat, can he really? most people would be weirded out by he eyes, or lack of eyes

At first he might have the sluts that come around Dethklok on his lap but after he really gets to know you all he wants is you on his lap

If you sit on his lap looking all pretty and shit without even trying his is obsessed, forgets what he is doing and everything.

Complement his eyes and he will marry you on the spot

Please tell him his eyes are pretty

Loves PDA specially in public, he wants everyone to know your his and wants to show you off to the world.

Your beautiful or handsome he wants EVERYONE to know your his

He is amazed every day that he got with someone like you

Will want to be with you 24/7 but not in an annoying clingy way unless you like that

Acts hurt if you ask to be alone but won't make you feel bad

NSFW under the cut

It is average but skinny I think but it gets the job done

He is skinny and kinda tall and lengthy with no muscle

No chest hair or anything, he doesn't shave it he just doesn't grow it.

I think he keeps it natural down there

Isn't really that kinky, but if you have something you want to try he is down as long as he's not hurting you or you hurting him

I think he likes missionary and reverse cowgirl

Probably has a thing for having a hand on your tits or chest.

sorry this is so short I just wanted to write a little summthin summthin for my baby girl.

[i-am-a-fraud]

Hi hello, I am sosisoso sorry to brother you. If its alright and not much work, may I request literally anything you want to write about Murderface. sososos sorry if this makes zero sense, im nervous

Omg your so sweet! Your not bothering me at all!!!!

I will do a random fic with many parts

Sound good?

William murderface fic

He thinks he's a hot shot

He knows he's not

But he still wants people to see him as more than a bass player and as William Murderface

Being a bass player is hard, you have talent but no one sees it or really trys to see it.

If you praise him on his bass playing skills he is about ready to marry you on the spot

If you Play bass too he will be more than happy to give you tips and help you out

Well I say that but because he is a dickhead he might call you a poser 💀

He probably thinks he knows what you like (for anything really) but he is wrong he just says you like whatever he likes. Not in a mean way but in a way that says he wants you bad fr fr

I think once you get past Mr. Motherfucker as I would call it he really is a good boyfriend. And he will do anything you ask of him

Rember when he said "put a Dimond bracelet around your /you know/ and say DIVE FOR IT" Yeah that's nothing what he is actually like.

He is actually really sweet and kind but he is kinda a asshole infront of others but not mean

If that makes sense

Definitely makes up harmful lies, like how much you do it or whatever but if you tell him to stop he will.

But he will brag about how great his partner is to EVERYONE EVERTHING AND ANYTHING

I am a firm believer that he doesn't cheat

He has some self control

Type of guy to say something like "if I cheat I will cut my nuts off" or something stupid like that

If you like metal music great if you don't? And fourse him to listen to Gewn Stefanie (idk if that's how you spell it)

Shit might hit the fan but he will learn to except it, you even might catch him listening to it alone!

He is head over heels for you his is all about you ALL THE TIME!

When he gets drunk

A: he will be more clingy and sweet infront of others

B: Not remember that he scored someone as cool and beautiful as you and flirt

If you remind him that you're his partner, he will be a mess and all teary-eyed. Or something. I don't know

I feel like it is a lie that he is tall its the boots he wears, I can't register in my brain that he us taller than Me.

I think he is like 5'5

You can ignore that if you want

Has an normal shoe size for a guy.

He does some "silly" shit

Like the time they all tried to suck their own thang a langs

Probably has tryed to do your hair and ended up ripping some out or making it worse and creating knots.

I am sorry this took so long and is so short, I wish I had a good excuse like I fell off a cliff or something, but I was just depressed.

I am also sorry for grammar and spelling mistakes

[i-am-a-fraud]

Dethklok as funny things I have done

Don't tell my dad I've done these things I will be killed. My mom don't care.

These are things I have done with my friends, and by myself, and with siblings

Don't do these things

Was standing behind an abandoned flower mill. Friend got mad at me and picked up brick and went to throw it at my head, but threw it at the smoke tower instead.

I said "good job you just ruined history!"

Pickles is the one that got mad

Murderface is the one that he got mad at

Took bikes down a steep hill that goes into the river with tons of trees. I ran into a tree freind went into the river

Toki ran into the tree

skwisgaar went into the river

It was a dare

Broke into a barn with trucks in it, sister wanted to break trucks window to get a fire extinguisher. I threw a axe at the window and shattered it

Murderface wanted the fire extinguisher

Nathan broke the window

Took fire extinguishers to the river and sprayed each other with it. One of us got sprayed in the mouth and threw themselves into the river in the middle of winter the other one was spraying people I threw the extinguisher into the river got it out after.

(Turns out it tastes bad, isn't white it's yellow)

Toki got sprayed in the mouth

Nathan throw it into the river

Murderface was spraying people

Dragged a diva into the woods to our mud pit and fourced them to walk across the planks over the pit they fell in

Everyone dragged skwisgaar into the woods

Tied cousin to a tree in the woods right before dark, left, waited till dark to go get her, made wild animal noises behind her for a little bit

Toki was tied to the tree

Everyone else was in it to scare toki

Broke into a barn that had cult activities in it at night. Got attacked by a bat, another person fell down the stairs running from the bat. The other person was crying

Murderface got attacked by the bat

Pickles fell down the stairs

Toki was crying

Sister foursed me to get high thought Michelle Jackson was in my closet started crying historically

Pickles is the sister

Toki was fourced to get high

Yeah, don't do these things they are wrong and mean but funny. It isn't nice.

Also let me know if you want more

[i-am-a-fraud]

I know I know I know I'm a fan fic

But does anyone write dick knubbler

I am thirsty for him!

Please!