#knowing it was expired
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i love making posts on my rick shades blog that are just me doing my stupid and silly me things, bc i have the smallest chance of people calling ME rick shades, and just that possibility makes me sit there with glee bc i get to imagine rick doing the same stupid shit i do. on the other hand i am scared of ppl assuming im just a rick shades rp blog, which is not the case. like rp blogs are perfectly fine, but im just a silly little guy who relates far too much to a silly little FICTIONAL guy
anyways this started about me getting platonic crushes on people, im sitting here like kicking my legs and twirling my hair like OMGGG WHAT IF WE WERE FRIENDSSS WE SHOULD BE FRIENDSSSS
#wizard.txt#like i loved the gatorlyte post#ill draw myself as rick for a joke#its funny#and i do have many things wrong with me#i have been told to not eat mold#ive eaten plastic#when i was a child i ate a mud pie#ive gotten food poisoning from expired fruit snacks#the funny part about that is while i was eating them#i was w/ my partner#and i was like 'babe.... these fruit snacks kinda taste weird...'#'oh well! they prolly changed recipes its not bad'#the next day i threw up LMAO#ive also eaten expired whip cream#knowing it was expired#i am a very smart man but i lack a lot of common sense
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Some Whiteboard doodles!!
Cause actual art is going slow..
Just some good old grocery shopping with dad
#into the pit#fnaf into the pit#itp oswald#itp spring bonnie#pittrap#i don't actually know what to call the rabbit#i like to think that he asks Oswald to check the expiration date for almost everything#Whiteboard fox
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y/n fanfic bad ending
#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#daycare attendant#fnaf dca#fnaf#security breach#fnaf sb#y/n#sun x y/n#if i was y/n this would happen to me#sorry sun#i know we bonded on one week but i already got fired#i ate the expired pizza#whoopsies
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Uh. Found this on Tiktok from the Tampa show.
Video taken by fawwwwkkkk on tiktok
#sleep token#song: alkaline#i. would die.#i would. expire. on the spot.#oh? my god?#shout out to fawk (the video taker) for getting this moment and not fucking. screaming. or dropping dead.#he's sMILING AT THE END TOO#this man. knows.
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six the musical but it’s all the doctors companions he was supposedly in love with specifically the male ones. And if we don’t have enough men. Then. We can just use some of the women. It works. IT WORKS.
The master has to play Katheryn of Aragon, and Jamie has to play Anne Boleyn. This is not up for debate.
#this milk is not expired!#doctor who#jamie mccrimmon#vislor turlough#fitz kreiner#Charley pollard#Rose Tyler#Amy pond#clara Oswald#you know wht#Fuck it#rory can be one of the potential wives too#Rory Williams#The master#Six the musical
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Why the hell does expired, unexposed Kodachrome of all things command a premium
“Yes please, I want the film you can’t develop properly. Yes I’m just going to do it as black and white. What? Why would I buy expired Tri-x instead?”
#film photography#I know this one is a little inside baseball so here’s the skinny#expired unexposed film can still be shot it just responds differently to color and light#slide films in particular get cool results#Kodachrome is a slide film#but it also used an extremely complex process where the dyes were added to the film during development#instead of the dye being latent in the film and brought out by development#the long and short of it is that the last lab in the world that could do Kodachrome (a k a K14 process)#stopped doing so in 2010#you can still develop Kodachrome as black and white though#since it basically is#but the thing that made Kodachrome cool was the way it responded to color#so I’m not sure what the point is#who knows#maybe I’ll try it#just not for $25 a roll
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Price who knew Simon before Roba. Who thought he was a good kid, disciplined solider and got along well with him.
Price who then found out about what happened and decided to check up on Simon when he was cleared to come back.
Price who thought Ghost’s aversion to food was a trauma response. Who thought him staying up all night was because of nightmares and joked that he needed to stop covering himself up when he went outside because, “you’re as pale as a ghost.”
Price who noticed Ghost’s irises were red, not brown, but always thought it was the trick of the light or the fact that his eye color was always dark.
Price who noticed his strange speed and strength. Who began to get a little concerned when Ghost started getting aggressive, how he always blamed it on him being “hungry”.
Eventually one night, after noticing how strange Ghost was acting, he went to confront him only to see Ghost eating what he assumed was a rat.
Price who had to take a moment on whether or not he should call for Ghost’s removal from the military due to psychological distress or to politely ask him what the fuck was going on.
Only for Ghost to look back at him shocked but with hungry eyes that Price could only describe as “not human”.
Ghost who had to explain what exactly happened with Roba and how he’s different, how strange everything’s been, how he can’t go out into the sun without feeling like he has a sunburn or how he sees better in pitch black darkness and how no matter how many times he tries to eat real food he just throws it back up, so he resorted to drinking blood.
Price who had to take a long time to sit with this information before he took action, making sure it was only him who knew about this and making sure Ghost never hurt anyone when he got too “hungry”.
Price who trained him to cope better with daylight and helped him with his new found strength and speed. Who told him the only people who could drink from were enemies and that if that wasn’t an option he’d give his own blood.
Price who now as the leader of the 141 is the only one who knows what Ghost really is and refuses to disclose other information about it to save his lieutenant from other experiments.
#simon ghost riley#call of duty#vampire!ghost#this what happens when I’m bored at work#and yeah I know this is a tired trope but whatever#let me live#I like the idea of being expiremented on to be turned into a monster#that was my plan for werewolf!price#which I might go back to because I had an epiphany
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.
……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
#⚙️#and the Family thinks that someone assassinated him#but his siblings know that he rlly was just too careless TT#not sure if someone has done this already but here#shen yuan mafia au#except its not??? technically????#imagine sqq and sqh are forced back into the modern world and airplane is like wtf. wdym you were this rich this whole time.#and it clicks for him immediately that sy’s family is involved in organized crime#sketchy recognizes sketchy. airplane was never a fan of commiting felonies but living another life as sqh gave him that sixth sense#or smth like that idfk lol#something something sy/sqq has always needed a chaperone cause hes so fucking reckless#first it was his siblings and now its lbh lqg mf yqy and that doctor guy i forgot his acronyms rip#svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#mxtx svsss#svsss ideas#svsss shitpost#also i keep seeing different things about how sy died..?#because when i first read svsss i thought he died in a fit of rage#but then ppl said that he choked on his food while finishing pidw#and then i heard other things about how he ate expired food???? like a bao bun or a dumpling or ramen idk
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it is kind of funny in a painful sort of way that because several hundred people recommended genshin impact to me purely due to it blatantly ripping assets from botw back in like 2021 i now have a worm in my brain that forces me to log in once a month and witness the death of video games as a creative storytelling medium
#played bedtime story last night. i have. too many thoughts for a tumblr post#i can’t wait for like 10 years from now when all the genshin ndas start expiring and we get mihoyo writing room tell-alls#because i just KNOW it’s a fucking mess in there#personal#that being said i could fix genshin impact. i just need to change literally everything about it
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SG-1 "Summit" 5.15
#again: giffed this before and i'll do it again. many times. cuz this shit lives in my brain rent-free#stargate#sg-1#stargateedit#daniel jackson#michael shanks#s5#ep15#5.15#***edits#only beef with this is that the outfit could've been sluttier#don't get me wrong first time i saw this ep i couldn't look right at him lest i expire from sheer thirst BUT#this is michael shanks. you know he's raring to take off his shirt. let him. LET HIM GET HIS TOP OFF
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headcanonning your favorite characters as transid and saying they fully transitioned is actually spiritually healing
#i know from expirence#radqueer#pro radqueer#transid#rq 🍓🌈#rqc🌈🍓#🍓🌈#comship safe#proship safe#pro transid#pro transx
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I can't stop thinking about this. What if we get something like this
but it's Eddie riding Buck.
#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#oliver stark#ryan guzman#giddy up cowbow#i would legitimately expire#tim please please tim#give the people what they want#and by people i mean me#give me a slutty buddie scene#you know you want to
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TOUCH in the lord of the rings: a musical tale.
(or: a demonstration of how the watermill's LOTR musical was the claspiest of shows. it's all about the hands!!!)
for the watermill anniversary creative celebration !
#LOTR musical#the lord of the rings: a musical tale#lord of the rings musical#gifs by me#i've included a mix of uh. emotions here#but the MVP is.....#boromir's thumb against aragorn's hand!!!#make some noise for boromir's thumb against aragorn's hand everybody. i am Feeling Things like i was actually losing it a bit#like boromir SIR are you trying to offer a comorting touch while you are Literally Expiring????? im on the floor im weeping and wailing#anyway i did use some audience video i found public on youtube link in the replies if you want to watch#now yes there are moments that i know about that i. could not gif and therefore not include but IYKYK innit
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#alex rider#mi6s intel for alex is like a box of expired mres#you never know what youre gonna get but its probably garbage#and meant for people with guns and training
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It's too bad that Dan Olson privated his video where he discusses Somerton's apology video point by point & only a fraction of the people who watched Harry & Todd's videos saw it. It's not a 2-hour-long nuke, more like chill homey 30 minutes of vivisection
#yes i know it's been several months. you're not putting expiration dates on fun#video essay#youtube#dan olson#folding ideas#james somerton
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