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Okay so story time:

It’s late at night , & I was going down to the gas station to get a drink and some snacks, and all the normal spots are filled, so I’m parking on the paved part that’s on a hill. I pull up, and see there’s two people, one in a car, and one outside, talking through the window. I turn my headlights down a little so I don’t blind them, and the guy outside is a police officer. I don’t think much of it and park a little bit up from all this, and head inside.

I walk out, drinks in hand, & 3 POLICE OFFICERS are now around this guys car, flashlights in hand, and they’ve parked their car perpendicular to mine, and I still need to get there.

Safe to say I’m panicking while backing up, hoping I don’t hit them, and worried the whole way home that everything I’m doing is illegal and I’m going to get pulled over any second

So yeah, that was like an hour ago. Wouldn’t be suprised if that guy turned out to be like a murderer or a drug dealer or something and I just casually bumped into the whole thing

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I ain’t missing my chance to post this (also I’m almost at a hundred posts, so damn, only took like a year or more)

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i am now armed with the power of BOOps, no one can stop me now

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Currently covered in cobwebs, I’m really in the spooky mood

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got a friend to make battery acid spaghetti (more a soup since we only had sour patch kids and mountain dew) and her reaction went from "huh, actually kind of good" to "regret" in under an hour. I fear what the full power of a battery acid spaghetti can do to a person.

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i got complimented on my percy jackson shirt today, and its now the second recorded time it was by a lesbian, and ive maybe been complimented on it three times. im starting to notice some trends

gay greek literature? sign me the FUCK up

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brain hurt too much from all the characters and worlds I’m making in my head as they run around, causing mischief

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I just need to save this. I’m not a big person on reblogging unless the person says so, but this makes me cry and feel so happy because yeah, sometimes you just need a little squishy cute friend to hug.

sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

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Geez, my calendar app doesn’t seem to be working anymore, does anyone remember what night is tonight?

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holy shit now i get why so many of u said to do tumblr on a pc/laptop, I'm doing this on my pc that I mainly just play videogames on but this is incredible

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Man, why is it so hard to get a large handheld red magnet, tons of buckets of paint and dynamite these days? The roadrunners are taking over

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So, a fun little, TIL thing, but, today I found out that there’s a whole new religion based not far from where I live all centered around a whale. It’s called “The Church of the Sacred Whale of Ninth & Ninth”, and I think some backstory is in place. So, this is based in Utah (which makes the Mormon feel of their website even better), and we here are famous for our snow. However, in the years of 2021-22, Utah was experiencing its driest years on record, which wasn’t good. However, in April of 2022, this was built:

It’s real name is “Out of the Blue”, and was meant to represent the diverse and wonderful community that had sprung up on 9th and 9th in Salt Lake City. However, people were generally first confused why a whale when we are definitely no where close to an ocean with whales. But, that year, our 2023 winter was one of the wettest in our history, breaking records and making a great winter. And when someone on Reddit (can’t find for the life of me the exact person so if someone can, that’d be nice) ran a couple numbers of rainfall before and after the statue was built, and saw a significant uptake in rainfall. This then lead to the establishment of the Church of the Sacred Whale of Ninth and Ninth, a matriarchal, all inclusive church (it ain’t a cult) that has whole religious books, a good website, and some oddly good merch. Anywho, this was a really long post, but hope you got something from it. And if anyone’s curious, meetings are at 7pm on Tuesdays at the site of the god.

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I got this sticker in chemistry today and it just felt like something Carlos would say/Cecil would say to Carlos, so I had to make it a WTNV sticker.

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gay

Yes and no?

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Happy birthday to a disaster I wish I could have been a part of

Happy 10 years in the ball pit

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Wow, this year’s spaghetti harvest is going to be great!

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You know, fun thing I learned today was that just trying to walk off the pain doesn’t always work. Especially if it’s an appendicitis.