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bandhanyoga · 7 months ago

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It is a common question reaching the marriageable age: when will I get married? Sometimes, an inordinate delay in a person’s marriage makes the family ask: When will you get married? Will you ever marry or not? And why not: marriage is considered an essential rite of passage that everyone undergoes.

#birth chart #delay in married #future life partner #how to know about your future life partner #Know Marriage Timing from Birth Chart #know when you will get married #know you marriage timings #Kundali Matching #Kundli Matching #Love Marriage #Marriage Timing from Birth Chart #Medical Astrology #when will I get married #Will you ever marry or not

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

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starscream-is-my-wife · 28 days ago

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Starscream got infected by a truth telling virus, and with that comes a rare opportunity for an interrogation

Some things come out that even Starscream didn’t know

#fellas is it gay to have your souls intertwined throughout every universe and each time you are together for millions of years?#idk if I lived for a million years and found someone who made me feel so strongly that keeps my long life interesting #I would never let them go even if I love or hate them #if the Decepticon philosophy is that they exist to fight then this is practically a marriage proposal #transformers #transformers fanart #transformers g1 #megatron #megastar #starscream #megascream #cw sui mention #maccadams #I don’t know how lighting works

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sunderwight · 5 months ago

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Thinking about Black Widow Luo Binghe.

Hear me out -- so just like in canon, Shen Qingqiu self-destructs to save Luo Binghe, dies, and Luo Binghe steals his body to put on ice while he looks for methods to resurrect him. But unlike in canon, staving off decomposition is simply not that doable for a matter of years, even with cultivation and Luo Binghe pouring qi into the process. The qi costs are still high, so is Xin Mo, and now Binghe also needs a special artifact that can actually preserve Shen Qingqiu, but that runs on blood sacrifices.

To get the thing working, Luo Binghe feeds it a bunch of prisoners from the Water Prison. Then he starts kidnapping cultivators to drain for his own qi reserves, but that's difficult, controversial, and he can't use the same victims for the blood sacrifice afterwards. Frankly, between one thing and another it would be easier to satisfy Xin Mo with dual cultivation, and focus on finding victims for Shizun's Snow White style glass preservation coffin without having to choose between using targets for one or the other. Especially given that, if he finesses it, Luo Binghe can extend the use of his sacrifices and get more out of them with fewer deaths that way.

He's pretty sure that Shizun would want fewer deaths.

Of course, he is not a fan of the logistics of the plan itself, but he'd do worse things to one day be reunited. He consoles himself that he's building up bedroom experience for one day being with Shen Qingqiu, and that it doesn't really count because his heart's not really in it, and also if Shizun got to spend all that time in brothels then it's only fitting that Luo Binghe be his equal in this as well. It still doesn't make it pleasant for him, but it makes him able to tolerate the necessity of it.

So Luo Binghe ends up marrying a string of rich and powerful figures -- mostly the villainous single fathers and mothers and evil uncles of harem members from PIDW, rather than their daughters -- and coming up with creative ways of making all their deaths a few months into the process look like accidents. After the third one people are undeniably wary of marrying him, but there's always someone with a big enough ego to think they'll be an exception, or stupid enough to believe that it really has just been so much bad luck up to that point. It helps that the universe is predisposed to let him hit it.

When SY wakes up in the shroom body and hears about Luo Binghe's succession of marriages, he's not surprised. What he is surprised by is the bisexual graveyard of toxic dilfs and milfs that has replaced the harem.

What did he do to cause that?!

And what does Luo Binghe mean that he wants to marry his own shizun now? Is this his new method of revenge??? Binghe, you don't have to marry someone to kill them!

#svsss #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #shen qingqiu trying to figure out if binghe somehow badly misconstrued the core concept of 'fuck marry kill'#also shang qinghua in this setting just like 'I don't know how we unlocked this mode where is the off button oh god'#at the same time like look he respects that his king has mixed feelings about his own evil uncle #but he's definitely throwing that dude onto the sacrificial marriage altar of bingbing's black widow spree #good luck linguang jun #rest in pieces i guess #sqh probably helps steer binghe in the direction of suitable targets in exchange for never ever becoming one himself lol #sha hualing pivots from 'you should marry me' to 'actually I think you should marry my dad'

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

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wazzi2ya · 2 months ago

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Art for the portraits in Sinsmas by jigokuhana89

#helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss octavia #helluva boss stella #it really puts into perspective how octavia was a seemingly very happy child up into her mid-teens #like to me it speaks of how well stolas kept up the charade of the happy working marriage all that time #i imagine all that came crashing down right after blitz popped back in into his life #like imagine it from Octavia's pov: you have a normal life. your parents get along fine (at least in front of you)#your dad clearly likes spending time with you more than your mom does but that's okay. maybe she's too busy. your dad makes up for it though #then suddenly one day out of nowhere they start fighting like it's the end of the world #next thing you know they're getting divorced #like the song goes‚ her world is burning down around her #suddenly everything she thought she knew turned out to be a lie #and the catalyst for this neck-breaking change seems to be that imp her dad clearly likes way too much #it's no wonder she immediately believes her entire life has been a huge lie; as far as she knows everything was just a show #including Stolas' love for her

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hibiscusseaart · 3 months ago

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Tobirama has come to the realisation....

#no i will not elaborate who Shiro is #you have to wait for the 6th chapter of the fic #i know i just posted only 2 so what #tobirama senju #motoko uchiha #madatobi #hibiscusseaart mdtb time travel marriage au #albt #my fic #my art

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luna-loveboop · 1 year ago

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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cozylittleartblog · 3 months ago

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me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟

ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened

#ootd #doodles #art #illustration #fashion #fall #autumn #autumn vibes #cozy vibes #self portrait #artists on tumblr #i havent done an ootd drawing in a while and i just wanted to Make Something #the mormons story: my friend and i stopped at a wendys and there were these two Stock Image Of Mormons dudes sitting at a table #and me and my friend are obvious gay and in different directions. you can tell we are Queers(tm). i look like This and he has #long curly hair and huge earrings. we are the poster children of what mormons prolly show kids and say 'these people are going to hell'#you'd think we had walked in holding signs that say WE LOVE GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTlON with the way they stopped and started #muttering to each other while looking dead at us in the checkout line. like the entire time. and after a few minutes of whispering to #each other they pick up their food and book it tf out of the restaurant. still looking at us *as they go out the door*#it was so fucking funny. anyway then we stole their table #good! gtfo. i dont want cultists with my fries thanks #im glad my gay autistic aura is strong enough that i scare freaks like that by just Standing There thinking about a crispy chicken BLT #sounds like a 'and then everyone clapped' story but that really did happen to me and ive been laughing at it for 2 weeks now #what Isnt true is that i pulled a whole leaf out of my pocket. that shit was in pieces. and i dont know where it came from

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warlenys · 1 year ago

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house md is incredibly culturally significant it led to the hamilton song you’ll be back and american gay marriage

#kal penn made gay marriage happen. whilst in the white house #he may have been vague about it in that reddit answer but i know in my heart what he meant. he was responsible for gay marriage #in response to being asked what it was like working under a president who hadn’t at the time come out in support of gay marriage he said #‘you have a chance to advocate for certain policies to change and evolve’#‘i’m really glad for the outcome of a lot of that work’#kutner died for gay marriage #don’t forget it #house md #+#house spoilers

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cake-emu · 29 days ago

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romance is dead? not if Lisa Swain has something to do about it!

Coronation Street | Carla Connor + Lisa Swain

#Coronation Street #Carla Connor #Lisa Swain #Swarla #Carla x Lisa #Corrieedit #TVedit #lgbtqia+#wlwedit #wlwgifs #gifs #it's like Lisa heard Carla's joke and saw it as a challenge #turns out the 'oh' was an 'oh it's romance you want?'. an 'oh you have no idea what you've got coming'#remember during their second marriage when Carla kept complaining about Peter not making any effort to suprise her/be romantic #I know it's a very very different stage in the relationship but the point is Carla has been desperate to be romanced for a long long time #and now she is. it's no wonder she was so impressed on the New Year's Eve date #and getting progressively more shook by each new revelation #I hope we see more of Lisa like this when Carla is finally free from that hospital bed #the lighting for that eggnog scene was diabolical. I did my best lol #Cake Watches Corrie

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fulgurbugs · 10 months ago

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Post-canon/ timeskip ideas/scribbles compilation

#I’ve been having a lot of fun with these. lol #anyways. I’m normal. may have some doodle comics planned for these designs…..#fanart #myart #doodle time 😎#octopath #octopath traveler #ophilia clement #cyrus albright #tressa colzione #olberic eisenberg #primrose azelhart #alfyn greengrass #therion #h’aanit #anyways. I need to throw these into the tumblr pile. and yap about them.#I’m sure you can see my. alfion agenda. and h’aanrose marriage was in the last time I posted these #yeah I know 4 of em were posted b4 but I wanted to put them all together so. forgive me. lol

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phantomrose96 · 2 months ago

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On my The Silt Verses relisten and I got to the part where Hayward LARPs about his fake fail-marriage while talking to Carpenter (we don't learn he's not married til like a season later). Really love getting to this fresh and going, okay yeah, guy who makes-up being in a failing marriage, which is something he does, for NO reason at all, while talking to a woman he just met. Why is Hayward the funniest motherfucker on the planet. Why did he make up an entire marriage on the spot for no reason, a marriage he's made up failing at. He's the funniest motherfucker alive I'm putting him in the salad-shaker.

#I do think I need to rewind and re-relisten because this has GOT to be like... some veiled metaphor for how he feels about like #the police as an institution #or his own wayward failing life #I know there has to be Something he is saying. but I need to take this moment #to just go 'buddy you made this UP? FOR NO REASON'#considering the only other time i listened (first listen-through) I had no reason to suspect he was LARPing #I thought he was in a genuine fail-marriage #no just type of guy who makes up being in a fail-marriage to talk to random strangers in random towns #Hayward what's wrong with you <33333333333333 #chrissy listens to tsv #i need to go find the Unhinged LARPing comic #tsv spoilers

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meangreennunseen · 13 days ago

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Part of me wants to give Dorn a wife. Just because I want to crack that man's skull as a wallnut.

#Post #warhammer 40k #Well basically if i want to understand a character i just throw oc i their path and watch shit unfold #Works with other primarchs and their lovers #And with ferrus and his adopted kiddo #Just because i cannot imagine ferrus ever caring about romantic relationship #Dorn would care but only as political thing #If he was offered the marriage as political showcase of good faith from one of the worlds IFs conquered #I think he would accept but at the same time watching bro develop feelings would be so funny #Because you know dorn's attitude towards romance would be mix between ferrus' distaste in all of that mushy stuff and Guilliman's honest #Innability to act on his feelings

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dyinggirldied · 6 months ago

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