#knocked up by my ex

[wearingaberetinparis]

Hi! I was re-reading some KUBME chapters because I didn't remember what happened in them and I had so much fun! I'll never get tired of reading your fics, they feel just as exciting at every re-read! I love Sirius and Mary's text convos so much, I wanna be their friend 😍 also, I cackled when Sirius described his own reaction to James telling he got Lily pregnant, I would have paid to see it lol had you written out that scene and decided to scrap it? Or does it only exist in your brilliant mind? P.S. Would you ever consider sharing it as a bonus scene? 👀

Thank you! Hearing that people reread my stories is such an honour and I can’t stress enough how happy it makes me to hear that you enjoy it still. 🙏🏻

That scene you described - Sirius’ response to the pregnancy - was always planned as a scene I would relay through text messages, to be honest. Thus it was never written out and - I’m sorry to disappoint - it exists in my mind only.

At the moment my brain is fried and doesn’t feel brilliant at all, so I’m glad that you read something to make you believe that I do have a great mind. 😅

[mechazushi]

Kafka Hibino

Kafka Hibino.... with visible salt and pepper side burns.

Kafka Hibino.... wearing glasses and has salt and pepper side burns.

Kafka HIbino.... in that black turtleneck and a dark brown leather jacket and also wearing glasses and has salt and pepper side burns.

Kafka Hibino.... wearing that outfit and is an Animal Biology Professor in an College Au.

Kafka Hibino..... asking out Hoshina who is an Advanced Mathematics Professor working at the same college, to have an after-work drink with him.

Slightly DRUNK Kafka Hibino... becoming very forward with an also slightly drunk Hoshina

Slightly Drunk Hoshina... immediately matching Kafka's freak tenfold and Kafka is very much fine with this.

[ssongsboo]

sb needs to lock me in a cage and hide the keys until im done ovulating this mf is literally driving me crazy

[r0semultiverse]

Is Ablrecht Entrati hopping through space-time to ensure he becomes The Man In The Wall?

Making sure canon events happen ever since (or even before) 1999?

[ghcstcd]

I miss my weird, witchy, wlw grandmas :')

[zoobus]

i reread your breaking bad post and like, its been a minute since ive watched the show, so i could be misremembering, but i think one thing that trips people up with that episode is that, whatshisface, Elliot(?) is employing a very friendly demankr towards Walt the whole time he's telling him how he's going to screw him over. My dad once told me (in the context of politics, but i think it applies here too) that you can get most people to accept anything youre saying as long as you say it with a smile on your face. People expect the friendly guy to have good intentions and the unfriendly guy to have bad intentions. So when Elliot tells Walt "You accept my help and I'm going to own you forever" oh-so-nicely and Walt, who's much worse at projecting that kind of friendliness, says "no fuck you", Walt is the one who ends up looking unreasonable to a lot of people in that situation.

i dont think im telling you anything you didnt already know here just, you reblogged the post again and now im thinking about it out loud i guess. It kind of annoys me a little that the prevailing understanding that Walt is an asshole (a true statement) does kinda lead people to expect every action he takes to be fundamentally the wrong choice.

That's an excellent point and a likely answer as to why people are so quick to take Elliot's offer at face value, rather than the pinnacle of multiple intentional humiliations. Walt can't hide his disdain for others, Elliot knows his audience - he did it at his birthday party, surrounded by his friends, so of course they aren't going to care or think that deeply about what a dick move that was.

I still don't completely agree that his dickhead intent wasn't apparent, but I can accept that for most people "this guy is offering me a chance to not die" is such a good deal, it overshadows any negative read of his behavior

[cybercybertron]

It’s not the best in the world (ah the curse of living further down the flight path 💀), but Starscream came to visit!

@aviatrix-ash

[wizardlyghost]

i can't keep my silence anymore so i'm gonna say it: i do not get the gale-is-hot hype. like i'm happy for all of y'all but that man loves the sound of his own voice so much. i enjoy him as the annoying talking animal friend but i cannot see the sexual icon that has inspired so much of the fanart i'm sorry.

[ginnie-darling]

I’m begging y’all to imagine what might have happened if Matthew had been introduced a little earlier in the sandman comics.

[antimony-ore]

last rant, she very clearly went through my furry porn drawings and I feel violated.

[kaeinvy]

*shoots you*

*drops down to the ground*

[lemememeringue]

being racialized is not a common experience for me so I'm not rly sure what to do when it happens

[biillys]

billy being bffs with heather cos pool and bffs with chrissy cos sports and suffering through life but thinkin well hey at least i've got my besties. but then one morning he has to drive chrissy home from a party that got a lil wilder than intended but also drive heather to work to open and the girls actually meet properly. next thing he knows they're fucking passing letters and txting and twirling their hair when they're around each other. he goes between being insufferable becos 'if it weren't for me, this [waves finger between the two of them holding hands on his backseat] wouldn't be happening. you both owe me SO big' and insufferable becos 'i regret ever introducing you two. i swear to Fuck'

[wraithsoutlaws]

Different anon but I wanna say i love your DD cyberware hcs! Which honestly are really more like canon if you read certain maelstrom convo shards..but also their signature eye cyberware is an optic nerve split so they take the nerves attached to the back of the retina and reroute them to the faceplate resulting in a super fuckin wide field of view, and apparently the FPS on those bad boys is in the hundreds resulting in killer headaches/migraines if used for too long

Bonus question! Does Al like cockroach? I don’t think I’ve seen her interact with him

man if that were me i think i would shove my head into a pillow and never leave BUT that being said i do have a couple other thoughts on that topic brewing in another post so im gonna leave it at that on this one for now but to answer your question

yes!!! i have severely neglected al content here unfortunately but she loves cockroach and cockroach loves her! i'm not sure i ever mentioned it but al also has a critter friend (because i'm really predictable and weak). she finds a hurt possum on the road and nurses him back to health. she names him Axel, after the man who helped raise her and whom she misses very much. axel is like the anti-cockroach in that where cockroach is a generally good hearted boy, axel is rabid and menacing and will bite most people who approach him except for al. so she has a good rapport with lil guys already and is absolutely delighted when she meets cockroach. instant best friend tbqh

[tittyinfinity]

Okay so living at my mom's is going really bad. And it's not even because of my mom. At all. It's my sister's fuckass thieving ass boyfriend that keeps showing up. I lost my shit this morning oh my god I need out of here

[igumie]

istg I hate his friends with a burning passion