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Hi! I was re-reading some KUBME chapters because I didn't remember what happened in them and I had so much fun! I'll never get tired of reading your fics, they feel just as exciting at every re-read! I love Sirius and Mary's text convos so much, I wanna be their friend 😍 also, I cackled when Sirius described his own reaction to James telling he got Lily pregnant, I would have paid to see it lol had you written out that scene and decided to scrap it? Or does it only exist in your brilliant mind? P.S. Would you ever consider sharing it as a bonus scene? 👀
Thank you! Hearing that people reread my stories is such an honour and I can’t stress enough how happy it makes me to hear that you enjoy it still. 🙏🏻
That scene you described - Sirius’ response to the pregnancy - was always planned as a scene I would relay through text messages, to be honest. Thus it was never written out and - I’m sorry to disappoint - it exists in my mind only.
At the moment my brain is fried and doesn’t feel brilliant at all, so I’m glad that you read something to make you believe that I do have a great mind. 😅
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Kafka Hibino
Kafka Hibino.... with visible salt and pepper side burns.
Kafka Hibino.... wearing glasses and has salt and pepper side burns.
Kafka HIbino.... in that black turtleneck and a dark brown leather jacket and also wearing glasses and has salt and pepper side burns.
Kafka Hibino.... wearing that outfit and is an Animal Biology Professor in an College Au.
Kafka Hibino..... asking out Hoshina who is an Advanced Mathematics Professor working at the same college, to have an after-work drink with him.
Slightly DRUNK Kafka Hibino... becoming very forward with an also slightly drunk Hoshina
Slightly Drunk Hoshina... immediately matching Kafka's freak tenfold and Kafka is very much fine with this.
#My Brain: Ohhh! What if we also make it a Yakuza AU and Kafka has tattoos and is an-#Me: *Slaps my brain and watches it jiggle like a domed jello cake* NO! No no no no no NO!!!#Me: *To my brain* YOU HAVE SIX FANFICS TO FINISH!#THREE Kn8 FICS : TWO OF WHICH ARE NOW MULTI-CHAPTERED!#TWO RONTOTO FICS: ONE OF WHICH YOU HAVE STARTED!#AND A MDUD FIC THAT YOU STARTED AND HAVE HAD THE ENDING PLANNED OUT FOR OVER TWO MONTHS NOW#THAT YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PATIENT ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT THE MIDDLE!#My Brain: *sobs* Bu-But *Sniffs* I wanna write about Isao being a Yakuza Director General...#Me: . . .#Me: *Puts Brain in an industrial juicer in an attempt to make it behave*#with that out of the way#Professor Kafka (Trying) to act like a sorta beast-like dom Seme archetype toward Hoshina ( it kinda works)#Only for Hoshina to Unleash The Crazy#And Kafka just switches gears and (happily) accepts his new position as the bottom.#If I make it through the ones above#I MIGHT; MIGHT! make a short story about Ex-yakuza Professor Kafka and his budding relationship with fellow professor Hoshina#really just the idea of Suped Up Kafka and some of his Kaiju feats-#being translated to a more normal version of Kafka and just chalking up some insane shit to Yakuza training and adrenaline#like he' still goofy and shit- just recontextualized into a crouching dumbass/ hidden BADASS.#is what's fueling the desire to keep this in my backlogs for a later date#LEGIT: I ALREADY have a scene (In my head) where he flips a VAN onto its side#But then BRUSHES OFF A HEAD WOUND THREE MINUTES LATER#AND LATER GETS STABBED AND IS MORE OR LESS FINE#TWO WHOLE SCENES WHERE HES SURROUNDED BY- LIKE- TEN GUYS! KNOCKS ALL ASSES FLAT!!!!#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??!?!?!?!?!!?#kaiju no. 8#kafka hibino#soshiro hoshina#kafhoshi#kn8
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I remember when layover came out I was like “wow I really hope I never relate to any of these songs” and loe and behold I am now in the thick of bullshit
#I texted my ex-soulmate this weekend to hang out with him and he straight up just didn’t respond#I’m trying not to take it personally but it’s hard not too#he updated his Instagram story too#this is why I’m better off alone because if I have even an ounce of affection for someone I just#I get a little too dependent on their approval and attention#I’m trusting Jhopes new albumn to knock me out of this funk
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Is Ablrecht Entrati hopping through space-time to ensure he becomes The Man In The Wall?
Making sure canon events happen ever since (or even before) 1999?
#someone make an edit of him showing up to the train station with the canon event music PLZ#his ex hubby loid is like plz take this also giant void statue body & knock some sense into my Albrecht#real miguel spiderverse vibes but this guy is ACTUALLY an antagonist like full on#although without albrecht entrati messing with everything... if we take him out do we cease to exist or does eternalism save us?#because of eternalism even if we chop albrechts pod in half (assuming he's not just dust in there at this point) he would still exist right#how do we beat this guy?? hes a reality warping altering level threat that exists in presumably multiple capacities#I have SO many questions!#is this a time loop; butterfly effect type thing; or what?#mine#op#warframe spoilers#warframe#warframe 1999#the man in the wall#albrecht entrati#whispers in the wall#warframe theory
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I miss my weird, witchy, wlw grandmas :')
#my grandma grew up in catholic school. got knocked up at 16. was kicked out of school#then she became a witch#we love that for her#we also love that she has so many ex husbands and wives#heart breaker she is
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i reread your breaking bad post and like, its been a minute since ive watched the show, so i could be misremembering, but i think one thing that trips people up with that episode is that, whatshisface, Elliot(?) is employing a very friendly demankr towards Walt the whole time he's telling him how he's going to screw him over. My dad once told me (in the context of politics, but i think it applies here too) that you can get most people to accept anything youre saying as long as you say it with a smile on your face. People expect the friendly guy to have good intentions and the unfriendly guy to have bad intentions. So when Elliot tells Walt "You accept my help and I'm going to own you forever" oh-so-nicely and Walt, who's much worse at projecting that kind of friendliness, says "no fuck you", Walt is the one who ends up looking unreasonable to a lot of people in that situation.
i dont think im telling you anything you didnt already know here just, you reblogged the post again and now im thinking about it out loud i guess. It kind of annoys me a little that the prevailing understanding that Walt is an asshole (a true statement) does kinda lead people to expect every action he takes to be fundamentally the wrong choice.
That's an excellent point and a likely answer as to why people are so quick to take Elliot's offer at face value, rather than the pinnacle of multiple intentional humiliations. Walt can't hide his disdain for others, Elliot knows his audience - he did it at his birthday party, surrounded by his friends, so of course they aren't going to care or think that deeply about what a dick move that was.
I still don't completely agree that his dickhead intent wasn't apparent, but I can accept that for most people "this guy is offering me a chance to not die" is such a good deal, it overshadows any negative read of his behavior
#breaking bad#niche effortposts#if I wanted my supposed 'friend' that I have known for decades to take my offer#I simply would not invite him to a party that would highlight insecurities and personality defects I could not possibly be ignorant of#I would not hold a cream party and tell him and his wife to wear neon blue#I would not foster his feelings of inferiority and alienation by having him interact with my rich friends#which again - I would know about! Those feelings are how I caught the brilliant and rich ex-fiance he fumbled to go knock up a waitress#I would just offer him a job. Orchestrate some scenario where he's the only one I can trust if I must.
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It’s not the best in the world (ah the curse of living further down the flight path 💀), but Starscream came to visit!
@aviatrix-ash
#transformers#maccadams#plane#f22#f22raptor#and I screamed like the avgeek I am#because every time#every fucking godawful time#we have a fighter that’s not a talon come knocking I either miss it because of how they change the runways or it’s mcfucking cloudy#we’re kinda lame for noncommercial plane spotting#this kinda shit just LIGHTS UP our local plane nerd Facebook groups#I’m gonna be fixating so hard when we drive by the airport tonight#if we get a flyover then…..I’m gonna go full autism on my poor grans#thankfully Bobo is ex Air Force so we kinda fanperson together over fighters lmao
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people who assume laura palmer is about one of dan's girlfriends seeing the 'i killed laura palmer' merch
#personal#i love that hes now just selling knock off twin peaks merch as bastille merch and hoping no one notices#love the concept#unfortunately do still think its ugly#does this band know how desperate i am to give them my money i literally hoover up the old bastille merch on depop#and yet i have bought NONE of the bbx merch so far#and i know i will at tour for the nostalgia™#but like same for gmtf like i just ended up going with the least ugly thing cause it was all so bad 😭#also 'one of dan's girlfriends' was meant to be like ex or current not to imply polygamy 💀
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i can't keep my silence anymore so i'm gonna say it: i do not get the gale-is-hot hype. like i'm happy for all of y'all but that man loves the sound of his own voice so much. i enjoy him as the annoying talking animal friend but i cannot see the sexual icon that has inspired so much of the fanart i'm sorry.
#it might also partially be that wizards in bg3 are kind of meh tbh#like i love wizards in dnd but a big part of the fun is in the versatility of convincing the dm to let you cast spells in creative ways#whereas in a video game there's a very definite list of things that a spell has been coded to do which is more limiting#so bringing gale is like ok let me fill up one of my three companion slots with the guy who will be knocked out before he gets a turn#and also his whole personal arc is like the friend who cheated on his ex and is having a complicated time about it#like alright dude come on pick yourself back up. no i'm not gonna kiss you i saw what happened to your last relationship.#no don't do the stupid thing to try and stick it to your ex you were the asshole in that situation just let it go man cmon#idk when this turned into a gale hate post that's not what i intended#i don't hate him i just see way too many red flags for him to parse as remotely fuckable#bg3
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I’m begging y’all to imagine what might have happened if Matthew had been introduced a little earlier in the sandman comics.
#I’m no artist but by god I need y’all to understand my vision#who’s going to tell this bird that his ex rebounded with a plant and got knocked up by this shitwizard#sandman#hellblazer#the sandman comics#ginnieposting
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last rant, she very clearly went through my furry porn drawings and I feel violated.
#They were tucked away in with my sheet music to hide them from my crazy ex and she’s been going through my stuff left at the trailer#without asking#and somehow they’re like out and separate from where I know I left them#the cats knocked over a stack last night that she brought in and that is not where I left them#so I woke up to wolf dicks on the floor in the living room which she left there for me to find 😖#she’s a neat freak and moved other things around so I believe this was intentional
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*shoots you*
*drops down to the ground*
#[ 🦠 ] anons#🪡kai speaking!#i hate tests and finals so much and my part time job tbh#like old lady i dont want to clean up the mess that you “supposedly” didnt do even though#you opened a bag of chips for your grandson while shopping and then push some stuff over the shelf then walk towards ne and say that someone#knocked it ober even though i saw you and i had to clean up and bot to mention to you didnt even pay for the chips and left it on a shelf be#behind* some chip bags and left like come on#lady... (@_@) and one of my classmates tried to touch my thigh at lunch at Friday#and it was a guy bro.... kidding! it was a girl who was my classmate and i payed no attention to it. ヾ(*’O’*)/ it was awkward since#she was my bff's ex gf and i was shocked... school was crazy for me and not to mention i had lots of homeqork to do since i was sick...
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being racialized is not a common experience for me so I'm not rly sure what to do when it happens
#mine#I recognise the privilege of being able to say I'm black 👍 without being Told you're black 🫵#I feel a bit numb? I've been around racialized black folks my whole life. I knew what to expect the minute I no longer passed as white#so I'm not surprised exactly#but it feels like the wind gets knocked out. just.. the audacity? the confusion.#for those tracking my life story this isn't abt roomie calling me broccoli. no this is about some of roomie's ex friends#being accused of antiblack racism. roomie thinks some of the comments they said about me suddenly turned a lot more sinister.#it's weird. I didn't rly know those ppl.#I knew they were assholes for how they treated roomie but now roomie's furious for how they treated me#I didn't even notice. just thought they had a stick up their asses yanno?
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Different anon but I wanna say i love your DD cyberware hcs! Which honestly are really more like canon if you read certain maelstrom convo shards..but also their signature eye cyberware is an optic nerve split so they take the nerves attached to the back of the retina and reroute them to the faceplate resulting in a super fuckin wide field of view, and apparently the FPS on those bad boys is in the hundreds resulting in killer headaches/migraines if used for too long
Bonus question! Does Al like cockroach? I don’t think I’ve seen her interact with him
man if that were me i think i would shove my head into a pillow and never leave BUT that being said i do have a couple other thoughts on that topic brewing in another post so im gonna leave it at that on this one for now but to answer your question
yes!!! i have severely neglected al content here unfortunately but she loves cockroach and cockroach loves her! i'm not sure i ever mentioned it but al also has a critter friend (because i'm really predictable and weak). she finds a hurt possum on the road and nurses him back to health. she names him Axel, after the man who helped raise her and whom she misses very much. axel is like the anti-cockroach in that where cockroach is a generally good hearted boy, axel is rabid and menacing and will bite most people who approach him except for al. so she has a good rapport with lil guys already and is absolutely delighted when she meets cockroach. instant best friend tbqh
#its funny u ask because i did recently think about doing some piccies of them together dsklajfdklsafjla#i have so many images in my head and so little energy 😔✌️#seeing the way she is with cockroach helps knock some sense into dagger who is unfortunately conflicted about finding out he has a kid#'conflicted' dude is just TERRIFIED lmao#and for dagger that translates to Mean and Cold#oc: al juniper#extra lore that doesnt matter is that axel is an old ex-maelstrom og#and al sees a bit of him in dum dum#axel is also the guy who dagger was close to in the circus and is the person who pretty much paves the way for dagger to wind up#at maelstroms front door#we owe this man so much and i never even made him cc#for the record in my HEAD i see him as sort of a jeffrey d.ean#morgan type :>
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Okay so living at my mom's is going really bad. And it's not even because of my mom. At all. It's my sister's fuckass thieving ass boyfriend that keeps showing up. I lost my shit this morning oh my god I need out of here
#he dropped off his 2 dogs in the back yard last night knowing they jump fences and didnt tell anyone#a neighbor knocked on the door holding one of them and asked if she was ours#then his other dog runs up to us#didn't answer his phone for hours#same guy who fucked with my ex's car#i stupidly let him borrow my car the other day and he kept it overnight without asking#and then never answered the phone so i just went over there#and he had locked one of his dogs in my car#and she pissed everywhere#AND MY FAMILY KEEPS ENABLING HIM#rant
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My psych says I don’t like my mom or my ex because they make me vulnerable but I think it’s because they are/were both serial boundary violators. Well serial boundary violators sounds serious but I mean they are just good kind people who would not leave me alone when i ask(ed)
#i mean so am i so i dont exactly blame them but like. my mom doesnt knock used to hold me down and epilate my body doesnt take no for an#answer ever on anything unless youre MEAN to her and i dont mean anything serious i mean she asked me to go to the store with her to pick#out paint for her walls i said no she asked again i said no she asked again i said no so she went on her own and facetimed me so id help her#pick. my ex had a similar thing where if i was like hey lets not talk tomorrow im burnt out hed be like okay and then the next day early#morning he’d send a good morning text and then several more throughout the day and then we’d call at the end of the night#people do who not let you fucking breathe. i hate it. if i saw my mom less often id probably like her but her so much as sitting next to me#on the couch will have me tense and pissed. she also takes glee in hating things i like and its not a conscious or serious thing but its#really weird. ive done the same for her since i was little i dont know who did it first. like ok we’re moving our new place had wallpaper in#my room i wanted to keep it she wanted to remove it she agreed to keep it and then made plans to remove it bc she was going to get rid of it#at some point later on anyway for the house’s value or something. they removed it recently and she showed me a vid of the place and when she#gets to my room shes like hehehe its goneee like girl what the fuck is going on with you. she wouldnt let me change the decoration of my#room as a child it had to be the way she liked it. even my body had to be the way she liked it dude the epilation thing shed laugh as i#cried (in a shirt and underwear man) bc i was finally hairless. my ex was nowhere near that bad but again ZERO breathing room and whenever#id try to take some hed be like ‘’i just worry that if you take this space you’ll come back and break up with me’’ uh. yeah with that#attitude the breakup’s coming either way. he’s a good guy though just 24 and a man (both sad afflictions) he’ll shape up. or not. idk im no#t invested#he did listen to a lot of what i said just not the basic things of ‘’leave me the fuck alone sometimes’m#im annoyed that my therapist framed this as a me issue but shes right when it comes to me having trouble w vulnerability and i should just#clarify my pov here so she can change her assessment#my ex leaves me alone now. he does a great job at it i thiiink hes moved on which im happy about#i dont know if id ever want to be friends again though idk if either of us can do that#i cant. rn#i understand why he wanted so much from me though. i get it
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