#klaus rambles

[andreweldritchfunkopop]

oasis or blur

why not oasis AND blur?

[britpop-daydream]

I promise I love Noel Gallagher but Liam is just very aesthetically pleasing to look at —

[blisteronthemoon]

IM NEVER ACTIVE HERE ANYMORE 😭😭😭 that's ok ig

[andreweldritchfunkopop]

I specifically do this for @adlamu and @danielashcuntwars because I adore them and they are my good friends

i think everyone should have a mutual or two that makes them go "MY GOOD FRIEND (name) (url)" outloud its good for you

[neahtrix]

Thinking about this shot from S1 again…

I’ve seen multiple people refer to it as the ‘dollhouse shot’ and I think that perfectly describes it.

The way they were used and puppeteered in their childhoods by Reggie to be picture perfect. They were manipulated and exploited for years, treated like toys to do whatever you wish with.

But as ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’ plays in the background, it emphasises their new independence. It really pushes how they’re free from the over-looming control of Reggie and the manipulation they had faced is finally over.

They are finally free.

[laurrelise]

something that i’d like to talk about is the scene where old five first sees himself, except in his thirteen-year old body.

this is a man who’s spent decades alone because of the mistake he made at the age of thirteen.

this is a man who found and presumably buried his dead siblings, the only people in the world he lived for, because of the mistake he made at the age of thirteen.

this is a man who was forced to kill other innocent men, women, and children in order to save the lives of everyone on the planet, because of the mistake he made at the age of thirteen.

he acts like he hates himself more than anything, and he makes it very clear that that’s exactly how he feels.

could you imagine making the worst decision of your life, a decision that could cause the end of all life and humanity, and then after decades of having to live with the regret, to see your young self again. the villain of your life and the creator of your misery.

but you were so young. you were so young and so stupid and you didn’t understand yourself enough to realize that you’d made a mistake until it was too late to turn back. and you really don’t want to hate yourself.

but you do.

can you imagine the pure rage? the hint of repressed depression? the unbridled wrath and the overwhelming sense of grief that old five must have felt in the moment he saw himself again?

[nexus-my-beloved]

Umbrella Academy is actually so devastating because what do you MEAN all of them lost their lovers. What do you MEAN Klaus lost Dave not once but TWICE and he was never brought up again. What do you MEAN Diego lost not only Eudora Patch but also got distant with Lila towards the end. What do you MEAN both Bens meeting Jennifer destroyed them + Umbrella!Ben couldn't have that one girl from Klaus' cult and had to love her from the afterlife. What do you MEAN Luther finally got out of the pseudo-incest relationship he had with Allison and married Sloane only to lose her so soon and never see her again. What do you MEAN Allison lost her first husband AND Ray because Ray walked out. What do you MEAN Viktor got screwed over by Peabody, lost Sissy, and then fumbled EVERY GIRL IN TOWN and never found someone he really loved the way he did Sissy ever again. What do you MEAN Five had to bring Dolores back to where he found her and then when he thought he had real love with Lila he got told he was just survival and it didn't mean anything. What do you MEAN Lila had this relationship with Diego that was on and off but she still loved him and yet she was with Five at some point and also lost Stan's mom (I'm like 90% sure there was some lesbian relationship going on there what the fuck was that). WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

[avnasace]

i do find it incredibly funny that in season 4 ben noticeably eyes the marigold bottle, takes the marigold bottle, disappears with said marigold bottle and then reappears with a round of glowing(!!!) drinks, yet the writers still decided that it wasnt obvious enough to us as the audience, and then made sure to verbally tell us that ben spiked the drinks with marigold. then they turn to klaus wondering why he is still normal, and then feel like they have to again verbally explain to us "ohhh you're sober!! thats why!!" when it was so clearly obvious.

but then they rushed everything else and left fifty thousand plotholes behind...

[purplepenguintime]

Adding one more to the list of animated movies I thought were never going to see the light of day that said fuck you disney:

[sxnshxnxxnddxxsxxs]

sometimes i just think about bonnie bennett

and how she was never intended to be black. her equivalent character in the vampire diaries novels is white and the only reason she’s black is that the producers of tvd told julie plec that she couldn’t have an all white cast. yet bonnie bennett is the embodiment of the magical negro trope, she’s probably one of the best examples of it in 21st century television. and it just makes me wonder what bonnie bennett would be like if she got the storyline julie plec would have given her had she been white. both joseph morgan and ian somerhalder argued for bonnie to get a romance plot with their characters. i personally would have liked a subplot of kol teaching bonnie magic in tvd season 3 and 4 perhaps with a romantic plot within it. but the symbolism of kol who was taught magic by ayana being the first person who teach bonnie since her grams died and teaching her all these ancient bennett spells from his childhood is something that i think just made so much sense for both their characters.

sometimes i just think about bonnie bennett and who she would be without julie plec’s racism.

oh and this is everyone’s reminder that stefan and damon had nothing to do with the confederacy in the vampire diaries novels they were just 500 year old dudes from italy. the whole mystic falls confederacy lore is entirely of julie plec’s own making.

[andreweldritchfunkopop]

hey

It’s my birthday :)

[strawb3rry-bl0nde]

time to hyperfixate on a fuck ass christmas movie with this fuck ass twink like everytime this month rolls around

but hey atleast i got my bff (@cosyatp) obsessed too :3

[blisteronthemoon]

my twitter btw is noche_de_perros if u wanna find me there!!

IM NEVER ACTIVE HERE ANYMORE 😭😭😭 that's ok ig

[dakedo0o]

I'm begging. Leute BITTE, wie kann es sein, dass ao3 so wenige JCU fanfics hat. Ich weiß ich könnte genauso gut beisteuern und eventuell ist da was in Planung, aber momentan möchte ich doch nur content meiner hxperfixations konsumieren o(-(

wenn ihr welche habt bitti bitti verlinki

(I'm fucking tweaking.)

[neahtrix]

//Season 4 mild spoilers

This running mention of ‘Baby Shark’ being a prominent song in the new season is so confusing but so amazing.

Like why is it playing? Is it Diego and Lila’s kids’?

Apparently it’s playing in a van scene though so maybe they got bored of silence and wanted some music? But why baby shark and why is it phrased like it’s in loop?

I beg it plays during an action sequence where they don’t have time to change it so it’s just like;

“Change the song!”

“I’m trying to stop us dying!”

“The songs killing me as it is!”

[laurrelise]

ok so i had this random idea about five and im just going to ramble because maybe it makes zero sense and everyone will shame me but HEAR ME OUT

ok so five was thirteen when he disappeared into the apocalypse. diego and luther grew up playing pranks and tricking their siblings at every open possibility. what if.. they tricked five into believing that santa was seriously real and he didn’t find out the truth until post apocalypse, post commission duties, post returning to the future, post everything.

like, this five, right here, as a 58 year old man, just finding out that santa was a lie.

ok i know everyone’s going to say “five is too smart for that” just hear me out and let me live in my delusions because i think this is funny

ok so i love the idea that diego and luther planned a bit with the other siblings to play a prank on five long after they were told santa wasn’t real to convince him that he was. so, they all sat him down and told him the “truth”.

diego had the genius idea of telling him that santa shared five’s power of teleportation, and that’s how he was able to get from house to house so quickly. five told them he didn’t believe them, but deep down, he was so excited at the idea that it could be true.

eventually, he started to believe them. five’s always been one of the smartest siblings, but when 6 other kids you completely trust gaslight you into thinking you’re not alone, you let yourself hope.

immediately after five’s accidental time jump, diego and luther joke about him being gone, saying things like “he’ll find his way back to lecture us when he finds out about santa”.

he never did find out.

delores never had a word to say about santa. five was too focused on getting back to the future during his time at the commission that he rarely made small talk. how could he ever find out?