#kiwi thinks

[kiwitheft]

Using very scientific methods I concluded that Käärijä is 165 cm tall (with boots) ˙ᵕ˙

I’ve done this because people claimed he was much taller than that and I didn’t believe it. I find the 162 cm I’ve seen floating around to be the most believable number

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[aceofmuses89]

It's interesting to see people who are adults act like total high school teenagers. Make's it hard to respect people on this site.

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Character Sheet / Student ID

With the help of some cute Gremlins, I was able to create a Character Sheet / Student ID with different designs for each house for your Hogwarts (Legacy) OC/MC!

Please feel free to use it and share your character(s)! :3 💚💙💛❤️

[systarkitty]

wandersong!!

[kiwinatorwaffles]

theyre so stupid they should interact forever and ever /j

[mmag-translations]

Pancakes & Fangs | By Leaf Cat

[f4rlands]

Your art is so prettyy,,,,,,,, also may i request moss etho arctix bdubs for the swap game thingy :>

mosstho!

[applestruda]

Hi Applestruda! I’m the one who told Cherri on stream that her art tastes like Macarons, and I’ve been trying to figure out your flavor ever since!

I finally found it!!

Your art tastes like Hi-Chews! More specifically the Kiwi flavor. It’s like every single piece of your art tastes like a different hi-chew, but behind all of it is the kiwi!

Anyway, I just thought I’d let you know :>

This is so cute OMG

I need to go try some of those now,,

[spacedace]

Bruce is grateful for the fact that Damian has made friends, he is.

He's happy that his son has met children his own age at school and befriended them. That he is growing from that prickly, unhappy, scarred child he'd first been when he'd come to live with Bruce. That his friends are even normal kids - baring Jon, who is still normal enough despite being the son of Superman and occasionally a super hero himself - with no links to anything strange or dangerous or illegal.

"Oh, sup B."

He just wished that his son's friends were also just a little less...feral.

"Hello Elle."

Elle Nightingale gave him a little wave with the lemon she was holding - or as best as she could considering the space she was working with - and smiled cheekily at him. Bruce felt a headache budding behind his eyes.

"I thought Alfred banned you from the kitchen?" She shifted a bit, nudging a bottle of milk - farm fresh, courtesy of the Kents, passed along via Jon as thanks for looking after him for the weekend. Bruce wished he'd had the foresight to expect that Jonathan Kent staying over for the weekend would mean that Elle, her cousin Billy and their friend BL - the children refused to say the girl’s real name, likely to spite Damian, and thr initials had been a compromise to calling her Box Lunch - would take it as them being permitted to stay over for so long as well. Damian had just given Bruce a an unimpressed look when he'd expressed his surprise at the sudden influx of twelve year olds in his home. As if Bruce was disappointing him at being so foolish as to think his entire pack of hellhounds wouldn't be invading enmass.

"Just getting a snack." He assured her, not wanting her to being the wrath of Alfred down upon his head. The hellions liked doing that, for some reason. "I don't suppose you could tell me what exactly you're doing in my fridge." Bruce tried, looking at the girl curled up in what should have been a deeply uncomfortable position between a few shelves of the large appliance.

Elle grinned. Her canines looked a little too sharp in the odd light of the fridge. Bruce really had to stop thinking of his sons friends as demonic hellions, he was starting to impose impossible features on them when he was sleep deprived.

"We're playing hide and seek." She made direct, unblinking eye contact with him as she brought the whole lemon to her mouth and took a bite out of it like it was an apple. "It’s Day's turn to seek." She added, lemon juice dripping down her chin as she swallowed her bite, rind and all.

Well at least she was getting enough vitimin C.

"Right." He nodded, deciding that it wasn't cowardice that led him not wanting to get involved. No, it was just...good parenting. Letting the kids be kids. It was a sleepover, and Damian was actually playing a game! That was something to be encouraged! Bruce wasn't fleeing from this particular group of children's brand of chaos at all. "...could you hand me one of the fruit cups Alfred made earlier?"

Elle obliged on the condition Bruce didn't tell Damian about her hiding spot and returned to happily eating her...whole lemon...as he shut the fridge door on her.

As he returned to his office he glanced out one of the manor's large windows long enough to see Billy stick his head out from the top of the twelve foot tall topiaries out on the front lawn, checking to see if Damian was about. Bruce shook his head, kids and their ability to climb impossible structures never ceased to amaze him. Billy should be careful not to keep trying to peak for Damian though, he was going to end up getting found that way.

[kybee1497]

Wednesday Incorrect Quotes - Enid Sinclair

[kiwitheft]

Oh yeah, like 3 posts ago I wanted to tell a little about myself

I used to be on tumblr a lot

Like a lot

But gave up sometime late 2017 I think? I got harassed by some people

I made a lot of friends back then and although I have some of them discord I don’t really talk to them anymore

You know maybe I should go talk to them again. They were really fun people among them

Anyway back to me

I work a full time job with a biotechnology company and I think we help a lot of people

I’ve also been married since December 2021 to an absolute gem of a man whom I’ve been with for close to a decade

I don’t tend to finish things which is such a shame because I do like the things I do, my brain just gets bored by it I think? Idk how to explain, I just suddenly stop having the desire to do them again

I like cooking and baking

[technovillain]

alt design takes for the aquatos!!

[tinystepsforward]

saw a news article today and i

[nemkero]

THE HUMANOID TYPHOON!!!

[theartsyhognose]

Happy ace week!!