#kitten reply

[lordtonic]

kitten if you dont have balls where do you store your pee?

“I’ll start storing it in you if you don’t stop saying dumb stuff.”

Really weird threat….

[hoshinasblade]

Got some cute ideas.

Hoshina Soshiro coming back to work saw the fem reader carrying a baby kitty and smiling at it and her smile is like it was from heaven so soft and gentle.

You can FREELY at any twist on it be my guest. 🤌🏻

lmao can we all agree that hoshina is a cat person but in my head this can mean two things - he is fond of cats, and he is a cat in human form iykwim.

hoshina does not consider himself a jealous man.

from an early age, he has learned the virtue of being contented of whatever he is given, and on scenarios when he cannot help but to be discontented with what the world has dealt him with, he has also mastered the art of being competitive enough to always come on top.

an ugly feeling started to gnaw at hoshina's insides when he saw you smile with a brightness he's never seen you worn even when he is around. maybe it's his instinct, but he cannot stop himself from already hating whoever is at other end of your smile.

you spotted hoshina by the corner of the street and though your first thought was ask him why he is frowning, the animal you are cradling in your arms started meowing. "look what i found!" carefully, you waved at hoshina who has started to walk towards you - his mouth is in a straight line, but you could not stop your excitement from spilling over. "he looks just like you, soshiro-kun!" you giggled.

on your left arm rests a kitten, its orange fur stained with so much grime it almost looks like a used feather duster. the animal gave out a high-pitched meow when you lightly touched its head, petting it. the kitten was such a small thing, he noticed, and the fact that its eyes are also half-closed does not escape him. "you think i look like a gremlin?" he asked you.

"sssh! he is gonna hear you!" you scolded hoshina in the lowest volume of your voice you could muster. "i already named him, by the way."

"i literally just saw you picked it up like, not even fifteen minutes ago," hoshina bantered. seeing it squirming against your chest, he attempted to touch the kitten, only to receive a soft hiss. hoshina gave you a betrayed look.

"you called hinata-chan a gremlin.” you laughed at your boyfriend’s offended expression. “you gotta be nice to our son, you know”, you added sheepishly. you lifted the kitten a bit and nuzzled your cheek against its fuzzy head. hinata-chan mewled, and hoshina’s frown deepened until he realised what you just said.

the topic of having children was something you have discussed with hoshina not long ago, and although both of you dream to have miniature versions of each other running around the house someday, you have also decided that neither of you are ready to be having kids at the present. a boy and a girl - that’s what you and hoshina are planning to have maybe five, ten years from now.

the kitten looks awfully like a baby by the way you are holding it, and hoshina melted. you could sense his hesitation, so with your free hand you grabbed hoshina's wrist and directed him to put his palm on the kitten's fur slowly. "poor thing's only a few weeks old, i think. we gotta take care of it, or it's not gonna survive," you told him. the kitten, still resting on your arm did not make a move, and gaining confidence, hoshina began to gently stroke and scratch its forehead.

"i thought hinata would be a nice name - something sunny, something warm," you explained. "it reminds me of you."

the kitten's eyes remained half-closed, but after a moment it opened its mouth and its small tongue lapped on hoshina's finger, purring.

touched, hoshina breathed a sigh of relief. "nice to meet you, hinata-chan. you're absolutely going to be one spoiled cat."

a/n: lmao this is so messy but i see the potential, hoshina would definitely have beef with a literal kitten over you.

[tomahachi12]

What would a Virus AU fankid look like? Would they have animalistic features? Would they have a child in an almost organic manner or closer to how drones usually do it (UNNs)?

Surprisingly, I don't have any fankids for these losers yet.

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First off, if they did have a kid, it would be through a UNN

No "organic" robo-baby making here (gross)

The kid would definitely inherent the Virus Code and Solver code from a parent, and they would be feral little monsters, but it wouldn't physically affect them until they upgrade to a "child body" or something idk

Think of it along the lines of how puppy N, Kitten V and bby Chick J are, just make them smol and squishy

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Fankids aren't usually a thing that I do, so really haven't put much thought into this kind of question lol

[destinationtoast]

🐈💔

I'm sad to report that Little Kitty Fantastico, aka "Tico," passed away earlier this week, at age 9, after a heart failure. He died at home, surrounded by love and cuddles.

He was such a good and beloved little guy. He was bonkers for lettuce & other greens, and he absolutely could not be trusted around salads. His skills included perching atop walls and keeping watch on everything below. Like his sisters, he was long and had arms that went on forever. He was usually both the goofiest and the floofiest of all his sibs, especially when he was begging for belly rubs.

He was exceptionally sweet and snuggly. (Especially with Winter, who is very sad now. 😿) We will miss him so much.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||Erased from history: New blood||

@within-the-resort

Have you heard of the most dangerous bloodline in the city? Well, most have and know who they are being the dangerous mafia family blood line.

The Saima family.

It's been a long time since this family came to this city starting from the bottom and moving up now becoming well known for their dangerous power, their stealth, and strength. Even when having the main three heads rule after the loss of the parents.

Right now the first head leader twins Hanoka and Kiyoshi saima was looking at someone who was indeed nervous. Seeing two of the most dangerous people in the world. Water blue eyes from the woman looking deadly with the other having the same. Those eyes were darkened while the sister was twirling one of her assassin daggers.

Though it seems the Patterson family sorta owed the Saima family for letting them even getting a head start in their town.

"So let me get this straight? You don't have the money you owe our family in order to pay off your dept? That won't due you know. We already told you we are expecting you to pay us back." Kiyoshi said with his arms crossed but his twin sister was flicking the blade in her hand looking bored. Her black hair on one shoulder to look at the member of the Patterson family.

"So again, how are you going to pay us back? You know the serious risks for not doing so."

[littlewormtrading]

[dragon-spaghetti]

Oh, PLEASE tell me Husk refers to his kids as "my kittens" without even realizing it.

WELL HE DOES NOW

[crimeronan]

I like the idea that Hunter catches wind of all the adults plotting to send him and Luz on vacation and his maladaptive paranoid ass jumps to the conclusion of “This is a Coup. They’re going to kick us to the human world and blow up the portal.”

So Hunter tracks down the Dastardly Scheming Adults while they’re getting all their “Hunter and Luz Vacation Planning” done fully decked out in his Golden Guard gear and persona (which is really hard when Darius is one of the scheming adults) and tries to gently intimidate them into dropping it so he doesn’t have to start blasting. And Raine gets to be like “Hey hey hey no. We love Luz. She’s doing Great. But we know running the Empire is A Lot and she’s been doing So Much for Us, even with the Emperor passing away and her human mother showing up, we just want her to know that if she needs a break then we’ll be able to handle it :)” and other nice politically endearing but completely genuine things like that that all amounts to “We aren’t going to MAKE her do anything. But if she needs a vacationnn… or maybe even a retirement…. She shouldn’t have to worry about messing anything up if she does :)”

Hunter joins the dastardly scheming adults as their “Hey can you convince Luz to take a break” Guy. I think he could very easily do this by putting on his most pathetic voice and making sad wet cat eyes at Luz and go “Hey. I think we both need a break 🥺 Will you come vacation with me 🥺🥺🥺”

CUTE. DKSKDJJD

raine is trying to go "no, no, we don't have ill intentions!!" while darius, certified Least Helpful Adult In The Entire World, is just like "hunter. are you fucking serious. are you stupid. why would i EVER want to run this fucking government."

[yuyechronicles]

@munniexinsomnia

Sounds perfect to me! 👀❤️ - Ten

I love it!

[padawansuggest]

Okay. So. I was on tiktok and I remembered that live wedding painters exist.

And that made me obviously think of other live things that could be painted. And I have a one track mind so I obviously landed on Jedi ceremonies.

Which made me straight up tear up if Quinlan had a live painting done of knighting Aayla in a somewhat longer than usual ceremony so they had enough time for the artist to do the background (maybe Room of a Thousand Fountains because I don’t think they should all happen in the council chambers) and Quinlan and their lineage all there and Obi and Ani (Ani is here for big sister Aayla, Quinlan just Happens To Be There ugh) and all that stuff.

And I think that Quinlan would be able to touch that painting years down the line and still feel like he’s in that moment even tho his baby girl is all grown up and flown the nest, she’s right there looking up at him as he knights her.

-tag this as post O66 and I’ll kick ur ass it’s not about that I’m here for fix it fics not that stain-

[lordtonic]

not for long if u keep up w ur vape like that

“..Vape?”

“..L.O.L have I…been using this wrong..”

[thecmaly]

About the latest Wind Breaker art, Sugishita!? HOW COULD YOU!?

quite easily, I'm afraid... sakura significance to him is a mere speck compared to umemiya's... 😞

[destinationtoast]

omg I thought your name was dentistapologist 😂

Your kitty is so pretty!!

Ahahaha, I apparently got this a couple weeks ago when I Blazed pics of Winter. But I just saw it, and it gave me a good laugh! XD

And thank you very much! Winter is currently snuggled up with me in a nest of blankets on the couch:

...Meanwhile, her sister Bennet was smugly getting butt scritches from me a bit earlier:

(Bennet is also capable of being very pretty! But not when there are butt scritches on offer. XD )

[catziraphale]

congratulations on the four kittens, dear!!!

Thank you!!!

Crowley says he's going to raid the local shops for toys

[fortheharbingers]

sorry for always making narumi the subject of wack things i just know hes into them all

even if he wasnt- seeing your reactions to certain things turns him on soooooon much

[triptychofvoids]

*hands you a two-week old kitten*

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